#the sims is gender neutral video games not girls games my god
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My avatars.
Because Sims community kept mistaken me a girl (obviously, because the comments treat me as if I’m a girl) since year 2017-2019, until several months ago I had to write He/Him on my profile and made bold statement that I am professional adult man. There was obvious difference amount of likes/reblog/comment after I wrote that I am a dude.
I need honest feedback what do you think about my avatars and my profile overall.
A. Y0u must be a GiirRL!! Sims iS A GirL’s gAme! There no way a straight dude/man playing The Sims. TY! HUGS <33333 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
B. You are a dude, no doubt. Your avatar looks masculine enough.
C. If you’re a dude, are you gay? How could a straight dude play The Sims (insert sexist lecture that straight dude must play stereotypical violent game) . A lot of men I see on Sims community are gay! LGBT! blablabla...
D. Why are you making ugly/standard looking male Sims? Boring!! No anime/BTS K-pop/pretty boy look, so I don’t care.
E. No heavy moustache & beard, not masculine enough. You must be GiiRLL
(ignoring the fact that we Chinese men by natural genetically cannot have heavy moustache & beard like Caucasian men and by culturally we shave to look clean for the sake of women’s attention)
F. Where is the CC??? I want CC not posts full of words!!
Yeah, probably I need to change my avatar to random cars, robot, Ironman, Thanos, random meme and guitar then. But of course not. This is Simblr. The Sims.
The Sims is life simulator genre. Not Barbie dressing simulator. Gender Neutral. So do video games in general. Video games do not have gender.
Sims community on English/Western internet keep stereotyping the Sims players are all girls, which is kind of sad, in modern times in 21st century, there’s still dividing which game is for girls and which game is for guys. Yes I wanted to say this from long time ago. I'm from Southeast Asia. My friends (dude/guy/bro) and my guy family members have played The Sims. My co-workers and my boss & ex-boss (all straight men and married) keep referencing The Sims for 3D project when meeting.
I met Sims CC creators from my own country and a lot of them who are very experienced are straight dude, although creating CC for female Sims.
- I have real life father who has serious addiction with Candy Crush game. If you think Candy Crush, has pink, bright, cute colour is only played by girls, that is very wrong. Have male cousin has addiction to Candy Crush game too and have seen stranger man playing Candy Crush on his phone -
- The fact that I’m just a normal dude who plays a lot of video game titles. Not just The Sims. I do not count The Sims as a game, I use The Sims for 3D medium and storytelling. I’m a hardcore fighting game player and play lots of action open world games, and yeah bloody, gore and violent of course just like my username-
- The fact that men normally do not share their Sims gameplay online. I asked my male co-workers, they majority said “I played Sims 1/2/3 but no longer play it” because The Sims is considered outdated game. Do not play The Sims 4 because “It’s considered too childish, no longer interested in The Sims”
This Tumblr for Sims is more like personal diary to me, some are about stories, CC couple pose about my own love life, ex-girlfriend, my ideal girlfriend that I cannot tell to real life friends. I’m a designer and storyteller as well. My MTS account BloodyScholastic is used to be sharing account between me and my real life sister when we were young. If there’s girl sounding comment, it must be my sister. Ridwan Chandra is not my self-sim. He has completely different personality than mine, more like imaginary me in different universe. What if I became very extroverted, adventurous, have pet dog? That is the point of life simulator, right? Creating imaginary life that cannot in real life?
Also, I am a human too, aging adult with adult responsibilities, not young anymore. Have real life. Therefore, cannot make CC all the time like machine.
If you only follow me only for CC, you will be disappointed. What’s the point of having 946 followers if the amount of likes on regular non-CC posts are very few (around 3-10). Nobody willing to comment on my blog except I tag them, ask them to comment. Probably they (the girls) are scared of me because just found out recently I am straight adult man and Asian, rather than the goth/dark/bloody theme thing on my blog. Big contrast in year 2017-2019 there’s a lot of comments and likes.
This old post as proof:
As not native English speaker, I wrote long comment with very logical & explanation in English language, but I only got response “Hugs :(”
Instead of saying “Sorry for the situation, people are just rude,” “Sims community should be polite to CC creators” “CC Creators had created free CC, please be grateful, be respectful, not too much complaining” or etc. something more mature, logical reply and empathizing. Do you girls ever dare to hug stranger man who is not your sexual partner or husband? I bet you don’t dare. Especially I’m dude from Asian country where hug between opposite sex strangers is very very no no forbidden inappropriate because it should be done by lovers and married couple. So yeah, this hug comments are kind of awkward and creepy. If this happened in real life, this can be counted as sexual harassment. No offense, but girls should not touch stranger men’s body too without consent.
The most logical thinking is that you girls/women/female in the sims community thinking/stereotyping that all Sims players are GiiiRRLLLzz and gay men because hug between girls (same-sex) is safe.
If you Western girls want to be seen “friendly”, no need to act cute like a 10 years old kid hug hug sending love emoji to random person on internet, especially you don’t know the sex/gender of the blog owner. Just be polite and respectful, that is enough.
No offense but I got tired with getting responses like this. “Hug” “TY” *love emoji* *lol* typical girl languages that sounds childish, not mature person at all. The worse is that a girl with 13 year old teenage bully spirit responding me with “Bitching / Kindly fuck off” while actually she’s wrong for not mentioning my username for reposting my mod.
What I know, bitch is for girls. Derogatory term for girls/women. Why are girls using “bitching” to person whom she speaks to is a dude/man? Do you girls dare to say male policemen or male bosses who corrected your wrong work and action as “bitching”? Why are girls behave like this, emotional not logical?
Please grow up.
#personal#do not reblog#the sims community#thebleedingwoodland#chinese sims#asian sims#male sims#the sims#life simulator#video games#the sims is gender neutral video games not girls games my god
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TW: Mentions of religious trauma and child abuse.
Notes by the greatest guy ever~ Me of course.
Name: Michael Elizabeth Ansley.
My parents thought I was going to be a girl- So they had to change my name at the last minute.
Alt Name: Michael Morningstar. Barf-
Special Titles: Crown Prince of Hell, Michael Morningstar. Also Barf. Dr. Michael Ansley.
Old Titles: “M”, “God”, “Lord of Darkness”. ALSO Barf-
Nicknames: Mikey, “Emo Boy”, Hero.
Age: 27.
Pronouns: He/They/Rot.
Sexuality: Gay.
Gender: Nonbinary, Gendervoid, Dollipuppic, Prettycorpse, Unholything. I would describe my gender as a rotting corpse to be honest-
Species: Hybrid (Antichrist.)
Disorders: Panic Disorder, CPTSD, Autism, Insomnia, Bipolar 2, ASPD, Anorexia, Checking OCD.
Physical Disabilities: Blind, Chronic Pain.
Recovering Addictions: LSD, Alcohol, Mushrooms, Self Harm, Nicotine (Vape).
Religion: Atheist. Religions are scams, which I of all people should know-
Job: None, At the moment. ……
Current Major: Pediatrics.
Degrees: Psychology Degree.
Lives in: WV, America, 2034. Country roads.. take me home..
Languages: English.
Height: 4’9” >:(
Race: White.
Ethnicity: Demonic.
Accent: Soft, Southern.
Monster Form: Sharp Claws, Sharp Teeth, Boney Elongated Form, Big Horns, Animalistic.
I don’t like this form..
Powers: Time Travel, Teleporting, Telekinesis, Fire Manipulation, Flight, Summoning, Sucking Life Force/Souls, Hypnosis, Possession, Strings, Necromancy, Omens, Shapeshifting, Mass Destruction.
If I wasn’t lazy I could probably take over the world.
Weapons: Knives.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
Text Color: Pink, Red when Upset.
Main Animal: Dog.
Main Hobbies: Sewing, Video Games, Fashion/Dressing Up, Crafting, Knitting, Needlefelting.
I like doing things hands on.. It gives me something to do.
Diet: Carnivorous, Raw Diet.
Whether I eat meat or raw meat is a different story- Strawberries are really tasty.
Favorite Drink: Strawberry Shortcake Coffee, Strawberry Chocolate Tea, Hwache, Strawberry Boba, Strawberry Monster Energy.
Favorite Fruit: Watermelon.
Favorite Meal: Pork Brains, Steak Tartar, Gumbo, Sushi, Spaghetti, Katsudon, Dinosaur Nuggets and Fries, Pancakes, Fruit Sandwiches, Sago Soup.
Favorite Candy: White Chocolate, Gummy Worms, Salt Water Taffy, Konpieto.
Favorite Dessert: Strawberry Shortcake, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Gingerbread Cookies, Strawberry Icecream, Dirt Cake.
Favorite Flower: Forget Me Nots.
Scent: Rose Cologne, Barbie Detangler.
Why do you need to know this about me-
Birthday: December 25th 2007 (Capricorn)
My birthday is… kind of ironic…
Theme:
Playlist:
Fun Facts: Wrote his very own Bible for his religion, has a stuffed animal collection, Has a magical girl collection.
Special Interests: Stardew, Minecraft, Slime Rancher, Animal Crossing, The Sims, Pokémon, Coraline, My Little Pony, Moomin Valley, Strawberry Shortcake, Fairy Princess Minky Momo, Sanrio. :)
Stims: Handflapping, Mouse Cheese, Sensory Cube, Pink Tangle, Pop it Game.
Stimboard: LINK
Moodboard: LINK
Fashionboard: LINK
Comfort Objects: Cat Plush, Cow Pillow Pets, Pink Slime Plush, Pokémon plushies, Killer (Teddy Bear).
My Pokémon Team!:
Extra Pokemon: Zoroark.
Family:
Lucifer Morningstar, Elijah Morningstar. (Fathers.) ……
Lilith Morningstar. (Stepmother)
Raven Ansley. (Mother.) :)
Ezequiel Ansley. (Stepfather)
Melanie Ansley (Aunt) …….
Lucy Ferr, Sin Morningstar. (Half Siblings.)
Alexander Leverett. (Adoptive Brother) (Strained.) …..
Immanuel Ansley. (Adoptive Sibling.)
Sam Coleman. (Adoptive Uncle.)
Micah Coleman. (Adoptive Uncle.)
Friends: None. ……..
Romance: None. …….
Pets:
Danger (Tarantula)
Princess (Skeleton Cat)
Brief Personality: Mikey acts tough. For his entire life he has had to manipulate in order to survive. He can usually get what he wants with little effort. But he is, deeply troubled.. Usually he is incredibly chatty but lately he’s just been.. quiet.. He no longer seems to care about much, he’d rather just sit in the silence.
Brief Backstory:
Michael was born out of a prophecy. He was destined to destroy heaven and the earth. However for the time being he was born to his mother and “Father”..
Mikey had a pretty normal childhood for the most part. He was a good kid, he went to church, he played with his toys and didn’t make much of a fuss. However, as he grew older weird occurrences would happen around Michael.
His mother didn’t seem worried. But everyone else noticed the birds dying around him, the water becoming blood, bad omens seemed to follow the child. And it culminated in Michael’s house burning down with his mother and “Father” inside. He was the only survivor.
His aunt was given custody of him.. He didn’t know it at the time but he was not responsible for the fire. However everyone believed he was. He was forced to repent over and over and over and over to get rid of his “sins”, to get rid of the demons inside of him.
Michael felt hollow.. He felt the judging eyes of everyone on him. No matter how good of a kid he was he felt destined to be evil. It felt like the omens were getting worse and worse as he got older and older.
The church held an intervention for Michael. They told him that he wasn’t good enough, that God was disappointed in him. The demons were still inside him because he let them stay inside. He began to cry and say that wasn’t true and that he wanted to pure he wanted to be good.
The church members took him into the baptistery and forced him under the water, waterboarding him over and over again to try and get him to “repent for his sins” and that the holy water will cleanse him of his omens.
Over and over again he was forced underneath the water, he kept screaming but the water kept filling his lungs, when he finally was able to get some air. He felt this righteous anger fill his entire body, and he attacked the people who had forced him underneath the water.
He attacked the church leaders and in the struggle they gauged out his eyes. And stabbed him. Pushing him deep into the baptism water, as his blood filled the pool it turned a dark black color. And he ascended from the baptism a monster.
Michael killed everyone. The people in the church, his aunt, everyone. Everyone who had hurt him. Everyone who had forced him into bowing before a god who would never forgive him. This “awakened” something inside of him, a power he never knew he had. And he began to crave meat.
He became the monster the church thought he was. And he ran away. And he decided that he would become a god, if a god who watched him get tortured by the heads of his religion then he could easily become one.
He created a cult, Ascensionism. He being the god, and his subjects being his eyes. He saw through them, and when it was finally time they would ascend and become his food. Becoming one with their god.
After many years in the cult however he eventually feels.. empty inside.. He begins to question what the hell he is doing and disbands the cult. He goes on a long journey of soul searching, trying to figure out who he is, what he is, etc. and one could argue he is still on that journey now even tho he is much healthier than he was back then.
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ace hang plays my darling, a visual novel
DELICIOUS BOYFRIEND! | My Darling Full Playthrough | Ace Hang Plays
Lily: So let me get this straight. It’s a very short visual novel? And it’s... interesting?
Brid: Yeah.
Val: Okay, so the last visual novel you recommended us was that one with the pigeons. So, if it’s a half hour long game that you liked, it’s probably either really good or terrifying.
Brid: I guess you’ll never know which one until you start playing it.
Arthur: Should I.... keep my eyes closed?
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Arthur: Hey everyone, Ace Hang here! I’m Arthur!
Lily: I’m Lily!
Val: I’m Val!
Brid: And I’m Bridget! And we’re playing My Darling, a romantic visual novel game that I found on YouTube last night and thought the guys would enjoy playing!
Lily: You terrify me, lady.
Val: See, I didn’t know that Hatoful Boyfriend would be like, a borderline horror game until you got me to play it for my channel.
Arthur: Seriously? I always knew it was a horror game.
Val: What the fuck? You didn’t tell me?
Arthur: Brid and I were discussing it the other day, and she told me not to tell you anything about it.
Val: But our playthrough of Calling Cipher- ugh, whatever. Point is, every time Brid recommends us a game, it’s either really good or a horror game. And with a title like “My Darling”, it’s probably not because it’s good.
Lily: Um, do I get to roast the anime boys?
Brid: Please. Do it. Literally half of the reason I picked this one out was for you to roast the anime boys.
Val: And the other half?
Brid: .... You don’t need to know that.
Arthur: Are you going to use someone’s murder plot on us?
Brid: What the fuck, of course not!
Lily: Okay, you red-haired bitch- NOT YOU BRIDGET- time to destroy your self-esteem.
Brid: *snort*
Lily: Oh, uh, “What’s your name?”
Val: Okay, we gotta think of something stupid. Like, the level of your Noctis Umbra videos stupid.
Lily: I mean, My Dude worked well, but like... we need something better.
Val: Yeah. Uh, how about Bro? Oh, but I’m not sure how well that would work... since we’re probably playing a girl...
Lily: It can be a gender-neutral bro. Like how I call everyone “dude”?
Val: Good point, but like, Brid doesn’t want us to ruin the immersion.
Brid: I say go for it. You could actually pull that one off. I don’t think gender is a big factor in the game.
Lily: Seriously?! We can do the bro stuff?!
Brid: I mean, besides all the pink.
Val: BRO!
Arthur: BRO!
Lily: BRO!
Brid: BRO!
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Arthur: Can I voice him? Val gets to voice all the hot guys.
Lily: Please, I wanna see your take on him!
Arthur: Okay. Let’s go. “Welcome!” His shading is, uh, interesting. Oh, look at his apron. “Best cook”. I bet he’s a good cook.
Lily: I bet he’s a shit cook.
Brid: “This is Takuya, my partner. We’ve been together for five years and are deeply in love.”
Val: So... not a dating sim? Unless we get to cheat on this guy?
Brid: “In the evening, when I come home from work, he greets me with a smile and hastens to prepare dinner. His words are so sweet.”
Val: I don’t trust him.
Lily: God, if her internal monologue is just going to be “god he’s so cute” instead of “i love him” or something cute like that, it’s gonna suck. Gotta make it gay, man.
Brid: You want me to do a guy voice?
Lily: Please.
Brid: *laughing* Okay! *lowered voice* “Good evening, my darling, I see you’re wearing the apron I gave you!”
Lily: TITLE DROP WHOOO
Arthur: “You noticed? Yes, I like it a lot!” Because he’s the best cook! See! It says so!
Brid: “Good. It suits you very well.”
Arthur: “Don’t say that kind of thing, bro!”
Brid: Bro.
Lily: BROOOOOOOO
Brid: “Sorry, I couldn’t help it, bro. He is so cute.”
Val: And then, we get into the hentai.
Arthur: “I’ll take your things and put them away. Why don’t you rest in the living room while I go get dinner?”
Brid: *regular voice* “You’re right. Just let me take my phone. I search my pockets but can’t find it. Takuya has a strange expression. It looks like something is bothering him.”
Val: He stole our phone.
Lily: Why are you so suspicious of him?!
Brid: “I completely forgot where I put it. It’s annoying, since I’d like to read the news.”
Arthur: “Don’t worry. I got you a newspaper. I know you like reading the news in the evening, so I buy you a newspaper every night! And you know why.”
Val: ... why?
Lily: Beating up spiders? Garfield style?
Arthur: “Screens poison couples. They cause addiction and isolation.”
Brid: “Yes, I know. That’s why we have no TV or computer.”
Lily: ...
Val: ...
Arthur: ...
Brid: ...
Lily: Uh, what the fuck?
Arthur: Are we in some kind of abusive relationship?
Val: ... Yeah, what the fuck? No phone, no TV, no computer... are we being held hostage?
Lily: Okay, maybe you were right not to trust this guy.
Arthur: “Anyway, the only person I want to see or talk to is you, Bro.”
Brid: Aw, thanks, bro!
Arthur: You’re my best bro, bro!
Brid: I love you bro!
Arthur: I love you too, bro!
Brid: “You always say sweet words to evade the issue. You’re lucky it works pretty well.”
Arthur: “Stop teasing me!” Okay, like.... I don’t like him. Already. He says sweet words to evade the issue, of no screens, and him probably stealing our phone.
Val: Seriously, look up Idiot Plot on TVTropes, okay? Because this is an Idiot Plot.
Lily: Seriously.
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Brid: “I forget a lot of things, because I have amnesia.”
Lily: Amnesia? Okay, this is bullshit-
Brid: I actually looked this one up. It’s called anterograde amnesia. You can’t form new memories.
Lily: Oh, like Soren Sprocket from AA6!
Brid: Yeah, like him.
Lily: I knew that was a real thing, I just wasn’t sure what it was called. Still don’t trust this guy.
Val: Yeah, me neither.
Arthur: “Here’s your lemonade. Look, I even put a straw in it to make a festive atmosphere. It’s your favorite color.”
Lily: ... wow, that’s, uh...
Val: I hate this guy. So much.
Arthur: Like can you imagine how sad her life must be? Goes to work, doesn’t have screens at home, kisses her boyfriend over a straw that’s her favorite color...
Val: I do not trust this guy. I just can’t.
Brid: “Hey, thanks for staying with me.”
Arthur: “Bro... ”
Brid: Bro, you mean everything to me. Like, no homo, bro, but, I’m so happy you’re here for me.
Arthur: I love you too, bro. I’m never gonna leave you, because you mean everything to me, bro.
Lily: Bro.
Val: BROOOOOO
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Lily: Awwww, he’s feeding us now. Beef and potato stew? Licious.
Brid: Y’know, I don’t understand why couples find it cute to feed each other. It’s like, have you ever tried to feed a baby? Like, they take it all fine till they’re like, 12 months, but once the baby develops teeth-
Val: Oh my god, I used to have to feed my cousins- they were like 4 at the time, and twins- I had to feed them some stew with green peppers, and they’d just knock it out of my hand, even if they wanted it. I got frustrated so easily and then made one of them cry when i shoved the spoon in too hard. You have to be really careful.
Lily: ... Ouch.
Val: Yeah. Man, I felt so bad after I did that. But feeding kids once they grow teeth in is hard.
Arthur: And yeah, if you’re fed while you have teeth, it’s like... awkward. I don’t know, maybe I’m used to having food randomly shoved into my mouth with a larger bite than I eat.
Brid: Oh, big mood, I hate it when people try to feed me with a bigger bite than’s usual for me.
Lily: ...
Lily: Am I the only one that actually likes being fed? With a spoon?
Val: ... He’s absolutely feeding us dead bodies. I’m so sure of it.
Lily: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Val: I DON’T TRUST THIS BITCH HE’S PROBABLY LIKE A CANNIBAL OR SOMETHING
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Brid: “I lean against the wall to pick up the towel. Suddenly a part of the wall collapses, revealing a small hole. This part of the wall looks like it was sealed and then painted over.”
Val: DEAD BODY
Lily: ... Yeah probably.
Arthur: Oh boy.
Brid: “I peer through the hole, seeing pipes- and among them, a human head, legs, and torso.”
Val: HE CUT UP A BODY
Brid: “A corpse.” Val, look at the art. He did not cut up a body.
Val: HE KILLED A BODY
Arthur: “Body” implies that it’s already dead.
Val: HE KILLED A PERSON
Brid: There we go.
Lily: Wait, so he killed a person?
Brid: Who’s ‘he’?
Lily: ... Brid, you just said ‘He killed a person’.
Brid: No, Val said that.
Val: And you agreed with me.
Brid: You never specified who ‘he’ was.
Val: There’s only one other guy in the story. Takuya.
Brid: “He” could be God.
Val: Does Mr. Shitty Teal Apron look like God to you?
Arthur: You’re God.
Val: DAMN RIGHT I’M GOD
Lily: ... Wait, what were we talking about?
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Brid: “I saw a body in the bathroom.”
Arthur: “I think you just had a bad nightmare. Everything will be fine, don’t worry! I’ll take care of it after I do the dishes.”
Brid: “There’s a BODY in the BATHROOM and all you can think about is DISHES?!”
Arthur: “A healthy house begets a healthy mind. We must eliminate all kinds of nuisance to be at peace.” ... I don’t like this guy.
Lily: BOI
Val: HE MURDERED THAT BODY
Lily: DAMN RIGHT HE DID
Arthur: Oh boy. Th-Theories?
Val: He’s a cannibal. He’s trying to get us to be cannibals too. That or he’s raising us like livestock to eat. Promised Neverland style.
Lily: Zombie apocalypse. He’s trying to keep us sane. Only uninfected meat is humans. He wants to feed us meat.
Arthur: ... He’s absolutely going to snap and try to kill us if we say we don’t love him. It’s going to be scary.
Brid: ... Yeah, it’s fucked up, huh?
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Brid: “I hear some strange sounds downstairs. Why is he cooking at this hour?”
Val: CANNIBALISM
Lily: YEAH
Arthur: TAKUYA DONT EAT PEOPLE
Brid: *stifling a giggle* “The noise sounds like a knife cutting something.”
Val: GUESS THAT BEEF STEW WASNT REALLY BEEF HUH
Lily: I THINK YOU’D KNOW WHAT BEEF TASTES LIKE
Val: AMNESIA
Lily: GOOD POINT
Brid: “I pause for a moment, worrying he’ll be angry.”
Lily: HE LOCKED US IN A ROOM. FUCK HIM.
Arthur: I SWEAR HE’LL SHOW UP AND BE COVERED IN BLOOD
Lily: OH GOD
Arthur: It’s like, we walk in, and he’s covered in blood, and he’s like- Naw, bro! I know you see all this blood on my chest, but calm down! It’s just pig blood, see? Was making some fresh pork for you, bro!
Brid: *cracking up* Aww, bro, it’s all over yourself! All over your sexy, manly arms!
Arthur: Yeah, bro. I need to wash this stuff off, but there’s too much and it’s all stuck to my hairy chest, bro!
Brid: I’ll help you, bro! Let’s take a shower together so we can clean it all off, bro!
Arthur: Sounds awesome, bro! No homo, bro!
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Brid: Aaaaand there’s our big bloody boy.
Lily: Please never say anything remotely like that again.
Val: Try and explain your way outta this one, you fuck.
Arthur: “Bro you had to stay in the room! Go back there now!”
Brid: “I push Takuya away and repress the urge to vomit. The air is filled with the disgusting stench of blood. The countertops are covered in red. Several garbage bags lie on the ground, filled with distinctive shapes.”
Val: Is he... not a cannibal?
Lily: Don’t ask me.
Arthur: “This person is a man who hung around you. He was bad, so I took control of things.”
Brid: “You killed a guy!”
Arthur: “I had to!”
Brid: “You’re crazy!”
Lily: As if that weren’t already clear from him throwing out all of our screens.
Val: Yeah. Wait, didn’t they say she went to work? Doesn’t she get to see screens there?
Brid: “His eyes darken.”
Arthur: “Don’t say things like that. All of it. I did it for you.” Great, creepy eyes now. He’s gonna kill us next. Fuck.
Brid: “I feel a rush of adrenaline as I rush towards the entrance.”
Lily: GRAB A WEAPON!
Val: THAT BITCH HAS A KNIFE
Lily: OH FUCK
Arthur: D-Don’t yell!
Val: LIVING ROOM NOW
Lily: UNDER THE TABLE
Val: HE HAS A KNIFE
Lily: SHE HAS A TABLE
Arthur: “Bro, come here.”
Lily: RUN
Val: YEAHHHHH SHE GOT OUT
Brid: You guys are having way too much fun with this.
Lily: RUN FOR THE DOOR
Val: FUCK HE CAUGHT US- OH GOD HE’S CLOSE
Lily: AAAAAAAA WHY DOES THE GAME DO THAT
Arthur: Are you two okay?!
Val: No. We’re not. We hate this guy.
Lily: With a passion.
Val: OH FUCK A CROSSROADS. BEDROOM OR BATHROOM
Lily: UHHHH. OH FUCK. BATHROOM.
Val: Yeah, he’ll lock us in the bedroom!
Lily: GOOOO
(Arthur and Brid click the option while they’re enjoying Lily and Val’s shouting)
Brid: “I pick up a hair dryer.”
Lily: OHHH IS SHE GONNA STRANGLE HIM WITH THE HAIR DRYER?!
Val: FUCK YEAH GIRL
Lily: GO FOR IT BRO!
Val: Or... smack him. That works too, I guess.
Lily: IN. THE FUCKING. BALLS. BITCH.
Val: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!
Brid: “I run out.”
Lily: YEAH RUN BITCH RUN
Val: GET OUT THE WAY!
Lily: YEET OUTTA THERE SIS
Brid: “But something catches my ankle.”
Lily: AWWWWWW
Val: COME ON. FUCKING. YANDERE ASS. FUCKER
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Val: Aaaaand now we’re bound and gagged.
Lily: This guy is the worst. I hate him.
Brid: Seriously.
Arthur: “If only things could go back to the way they were... ” he says, covered in blood, still trying to hide the belongings of the dead guy. “we would be so happy.”
Lily: Hate this guy.
Arthur: “This man ruined everything.” OH MAN, I think he’s actually a yandere. Yeah, that makes him a yandere, right? Killing someone for his one true love? Or maybe he’s a good guy, who knows. Maybe. I don’t know. I think the creepy eyes aren’t, uh... helping his case.
Lily: Yeahhhh....
Arthur: “I’m sorry this all happened. It won’t happen again. Just please know that I’d do anything for you.”
Brid: THEN PERISH
Lily: OHHHHHH
Val: THEN PERISH YOU FUCKING CANNIBAL
Arthur: But he’s not even a cannibal...
Lily: Close enough.
Brid: “You’re not my boyfriend, you’re a thief!”
Arthur: “Does this mean... that the drug is no longer effective?” THAT SPRITE IS DOWNRIGHT TERRIFYING. OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS SMILE. I DO- I DO NOT LIKE THAT.
Brid: Yeah, that transition’s a bit scary, huh?
Arthur: I’m going to have nightmares about that.
Brid: You don’t have to look at his eyes.
Lily: So he was drugging us.
Brid: “In the depths of my memory, I see a man, not Takuya, embracing me tenderly. We went on dates and holidays together... but then I remember that he was the man whose face I saw in the wall.”
Arthur: Damn... That’s... evil.
Brid: Fuck this guy. “You ruined my life!”
Arthur: “Don’t talk nonsense- it was him! You were happy with me. But he didn’t deserve you. You should be happy for everything I did for you.”
Brid: “You killed my boyfriend and drugged me to make me think I had amnesia!”
Arthur: “The drugs were useful. I cooked them into everything I made for you. It made you think you went to work and came back at night. It was impressive.”
Val: Man, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a drug trip this bad.
Arthur: “We can go back to the way things used to be.”
Brid: “Go fuck yourself, asshole!”
Val: THATS MAH GIRL! YEAH GET EM
Lily: FUCK YEAH!
Arthur: “Stop talking to me like that. You were much more docile in bed... ”........ Oh my god. What the fuck. That’s so fucked up.
Val: I want him dead.
Brid: I’m gonna kill this guy. Seriously, what an asshole, right?
Val: So let me get this straight. He killed our boyfriend, kidnapped us, drugged us so we thought we were going to work every day and coming home to him, lied to us about being in a relationship for five years and r*ped us while we were out cold.
Lily: Yeah, guess so. What the fuck, man.
Val: ... Fuck this guy.
Arthur: I... really want to see this guy get justice hammered.
Brid: “You’re crazy!”
Arthur: “Yes, I’m crazy! Crazy about you! But don’t you remember? You said you loved me too.”
Brid: “I could never love someone like you!”
Arthur: “You lied to me! Don’t toy with my feelings! This has to stop. I’m going to make sure you stay with me forever!”
Val: He’s gonna kill us.
Brid: *trying not to laugh* Ohhhh yeah.
Arthur: “Why didn’t I think of this before! It’s so romantic. They say making love unites bodies but only for a moment... how would you like to be a part of me forever?!”
Lily: Is he gonna do that thing in Black Butler where he’s gonna sew our bodies together?!
Arthur: Oh, GROSS.
Val: ... That... happened in Black Butler?
Lily: Yeah, it was a major plot point and everything. Like, the main villain was like, hey, let’s sew Ciel’s parents’ bodies together. To make a perfect human being. Union of male and female, y’know?
Val: ... Wow. Maybe I should watch it.
Brid: I like that one better than what actually happens here.
Val: Wait, what?
Arthur: “I mean... eating you.”
Val: WAIT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE CANNIBALISM?!
Brid: ...
Val: BRID?
Brid: ...
Val: BRID.
Arthur: “Don’t worry, you’ll be happy inside me! I’m happy just thinking about it!”
Val: GETTING CONFIRMATION HE’S A CANNIBAL IS SOMEHOW SO MUCH WORSE THAN JUST SPECULATING ABOUT IT
Brid: “Please don’t do this, I beg of you-”
Val: I HATE THIS BRID
Arthur: “Oh, right. I never made dessert.”
Val: “Bad end: Cannibal Love.” Yeah, okay. So, uh, what the fuck, Bridget? What in the goddamn fuck was this? He ate us!
Brid: I just really wanted to see your reactions to the cannibalism.
Lily: You’re a monster. I’m afraid.
Arthur: I enjoyed it. Sort of.
Brid: I know. It was just for the reactions.
Arthur: I will have nightmares, Brid. I hope you know that.
Brid: Takuya the evil cannibal yandere rapist isn’t real and can’t hurt you.
Arthur: Takuya be like... there. On the title screen. Smiling at us. Only it’s creepier now that we know he’s a yandere.
Brid: There is a true ending. But, uh, if you don’t want to see it-
Val: How do you get it?
Brid: Hold on, let’s get some water, and then we’ll have to restart the whole game pretty much...
---------
Brid: Hey everyone, Ace Hang’s back, with some more My Darling, we got some snacks and water, and we’re gonna try for the true ending this time.
Arthur: I’m not ready. I’m not ready.
Lily: It’s okay, man. You’ve done great so far. Just a little bit more.
Val: Yeah. Do it for us. Who wants to kill this bitch.
Arthur: Yeah! Okay, so uh...
Brid: You’re offered one choice at the beginning of the game that’s like, “I love you!“ or “You doubt me?“. We chose “I love you” the first time. If you pick “You doubt me” you get the true ending. Kind of out of place, but hey. And for the other events in the game, like us finding the body in the bathroom, finding Takuya cutting up a dead body, and the big chase scene where we try to run away from the cannibal yandere, are all the same.
Val: Unfortunately.
Brid: Yeah... Anyway, let’s get back into the action. He’s got us tied up on the couch right now.
Arthur: “I asked you if you loved me, and you never gave an answer. I want one now.“
Lily: Kind of a weird spot, yeah.
Arthur: “Despite everything, do you love me?“
Lily: NO
Val: FUCK NO
Brid: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Arthur: YOU HAVE MADE SOME VERY QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS MY GUY
Brid: “I don’t love you. I love the man you killed.”
Arthur: “Shut up about him!“
Brid: He threatens me with his knife.
Arthur: “I stabbed him a hundred times!“
Val: No ya didn’t, ya fuckin’ liar. You stabbed him 99 times. Bitch.
Lily: *dying of laughter*
Brid: “He’s leaning near my face while shouting. I kick him.“
Lily: YEAH GIRL!! WHOOO GET EM
Val: FUCK HIM UP! FUCK HIM UP!
Brid: “I catch the knife in between my fingertips and cut my ties.“
Val: Wait, what?
Val: Wait, wait, hold up. If you caught a butcher knife with your hands, you’d be-
Lily: Listen, if your wrists are bound like this,*holds up hands with wrists together* you could potentially rotate your wrists enough to- see, like that.
Val: No, no. That wouldn’t work. See, your hands would be so tightly bound that-
Brid: What are you guys talking about?
Val: If your hands were bound, could you use a knife to cut your ties?
Brid: BDSM fanfics wouldn’t tell me that one.
Lily: You read BDSM fic?
Brid: You don’t need to know that.
Arthur: What if she cut her legs first, pressed the knife up between her legs, and cut her arms like that?
Val: Great idea, but unrealistic. See, your sneakers aren’t exactly- and especially your bare feet won’t-
Brid: It just happens, okay. Come on, get back to the game. “I see him standing up, quickly grab the keys, and run away.“
Lily: Jesus, how hard did she brain him? If I brained an attacker, I literally would not be able to escape like that.
Val: He fucking deserved it. That’s why.
Arthur: He deserved every ounce.
Brid: “I run out of the house, my breath shaky. I stumble around, scared. There is no one around. Suddenly, I feel a hand on my shoulder-“
Val: STAB HIM
Lily: SHANK THAT HOE
Val: SHANK HIM
Arthur: IT’S PROBABLY JUSTIFIABLE SELF DEFENSE
Brid: “It’s a neighbor and her big dog.“
Lily: Oh thank God. I mean, dog. Oh thank dog.
Arthur: Doggo.
Lily: Okay, so is my zombie apocalypse theory true?
Val: Who has a dog in the apocalypse?!
Lily: “Hey, I was worried about you! Did you move? I saw a stranger enter and leave your house a few times.“
Val: A few times?
Arthur: So basically, he’s only been keeping up the delusion for a few weeks at most.
Val: Why do you say?
Arthur: Groceries. Assuming he had enough money.
Val: ?
Arthur: Beef goes bad in four days usually.
Val: Oh.
Arthur: Potatoes last forever though. And several times means he’s not been there for more than, like, a year.
Val: Oh, well that’s good, at least.
Arthur: I mean, it’s still bad.
Val: Yeah, but like, it’s good that it wasn’t for five years.
Lily: Yeah.
Brid: “Quick, we need to get out of here! He’s coming!“
Lily: “Who’s coming?“
Brid: “The dog starts growling. In the distance a shadow detaches itself from the wall. I recognize him. He’s coming towards us.”
Lily: “What the hell does he want?!“
Brid: “I can’t move. Takuya approaches us with a threatening look.“
Lily: “Stay away or I’ll set my dog on you!“
Val: *ARF*
Arthur: “Bro, come here. We’re going home.“
Brid: “No way, you murderer!“
Lily: Bitch, I’m real close to setting my dog on you!
Val: *ARF ARF ARF*
Lily: How are you doing that?
Val: I’m a man of many talents.
Lily: Sure you weren’t a furry once?
Val: Shut up.
Arthur: “So you hate me? I thought I was doing the right thing... Why don’t you love me? Why can’t you see that I have so much to offer you?“
Lily: Oh, I don’t know, maybe because you kidnapped us and stabbed our boyfriend?!
Val: Mood.
Brid: “How could I love a person like you?!“
Arthur: “I wanted to build you a better life! I saw you crying on a bench once, and I wanted to save you. Every tear you shed stabbed my heart. Come home, and we’ll pick up the pieces together.“
Lily: If Takuya knew what sin was he wouldn’t care.
Brid: “We’re done here.“ “Police sirens ring out. Takuya looks frantically in their direction and then mine before taking off at top speed. The neighbor tries to restrain her dog-“
Val: *ARF*
Brid: “... from running after him. A police car enters the alleyway.“
(screen fades to white)
Arthur: ... Oh, is that it?
Brid: “A year later, I changed the course of my life. I moved away and began making new memories, but this experience will forever remain in the back of my mind. But I could never forget that man. He’s always there in my tainted memories. One day, I received a letter from an anonymous source:“
Brid: “I only ask that you forgive me.“
Val: ...
Arthur: ...
Lily: ...
Brid: ...
Val: YOU CANNIBALIZED US IN THE OTHER ENDING YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK. YOU YANDERE FUCK.
Lily: Is he out of prison?! How’d we get the note?! What the fuck?! What the Cinnamon Toast fuck is going on here?!
Arthur: Why. Would. Anyone. Forgive you?! What, do you want a sequel where you kidnap her a second time?!
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