He's a cop, he's got a soulmate, he's a reincarnated Something, he's doomed by the narrative, he's a drama queen, he loves a bolster, AND he's bisexual
Oh, that dude is trying to drug our boy, isn't he?
Billy has such a pretty voice?
Oh good, more spin the bottle in public 😆
These men are so unsubtle, omg
Tharn's turn for a big gulp
Ad break in the bathroom lmao
Evil jellyfish is back!
Oh, is the amulet a "they met as kids" device?
Yai bullying then into this piggyback ride and being like "I have successfully wing manned!" about it is so freaking funny
Joyce staying at the cabin with Hopper and El to keep them safe bc no one in Hawkins knows they’re alive. Will, Jonathan and Argyle staying at the Wheeler's bc they have more room and presumably aren't in danger like the others.
OH WAIT there's a witch hunt for the Hellfire club, which means all the boys are in danger from the townspeople. OH WAIT the boy who came back to life has returned from the West, the same boy whose assumed death jumpstarted this small town's curse in the first place! The same boy who apparently everyone and their fathers knew was gay...
THE END IS NEAR! THE GAYS ARE RESPONSIBLE!
+ Time jump early somewhere in between.
Now picture how that would look in an 8 episode story format, leading up to a final battle lasting about 2+ hrs, and that's loosely how s5 is gonna go down.
Tharn is savage 😆: "are you making a music video? Why are you being so dramatic?" "Are you smart enough to think about things this deep?" I love him, lmao
Phaya: do you believe in past lives? I think we are connected cosmically
Tharn: you were a cute cow, and I saved your dumb ass
Oh come on, Mean Cop Daddy, they all just want a pat on the head and a "good job" 😆
Here's my number/I don't want it? it's a top tier dynamic
Another cap yank and Very Long Stare, excellent
Let me take you to dinner/Nah, I don't want to see you that much 😆😆😆
Yai best boy
I love that we get to see them all being friends 🧐
Ooh hello Kaownah! I always forget how big you are, possibly because the first thing I saw you in was Tharntype and you managed to look short and slight in that somehow. Plus you really should stay away from people called Tharn.
I do appreciate all the hard work the actors have put into building up their musculature. Well done boys, keep it up. *nods appreciatively, eats chocolate*
But the training scenes were BRUTAL. So was the pixilating of the naked bums and other naughty bits - frankly a crime imho. Uncut my arse.
I'm looking forward to the sexy times starting - Billy is really good at conveying thirst. He was unbelievably thirsty for Toh as Nuea (a masterful job given that Toh was not the most, um, obviously sexy...) so I'm expecting great things with him and Babe.
Only flashes of the supernatural so far but the sfx are well done.
Trope count in first 2 eps: enforced proximity, fall into accidental kiss, drag baby (and Babe) by the wrist, singing, baby is a floppy drunk, THEY KNEW EACH OTHER AS CHILDREN GASP and a piggyback ride. Marvellous.
Let's talk about Phaya's friend squeezing past him because he was blocking the whole classroom entrance while he was eye fucking with Tharn. That's the type of comedy I love. Like sir??? Can you fucking move???
Ultraman Blazar's Salutations From Episodes 1-5 (ft. Bazanga, Leviera, and a sleeping Dorgo)
Episode 1 as well as the rest of the series can be found on youtube for free with eng subtitles and an eng audio track if that interests you
[Video description: Ultraman Blazar, a colossal grey humanoid alien with red and blue markings on his body, and blue markings on his face, performs his signature salutation in several different places and times. This salutation consists of raising his arms up to the sky in a circular motion, and bringing his knee up before stepping into a lunge and scooping his arms down and upward.
From episode 1, in a city at night, the camera watches from below, as Blazar performs his salutation and his markings flash red and blue. The shot cuts to a wider one, showing off the buildings and Blazar's opponent, Bazanga, a prawn-like Kaiju. After his salute, Blazar moves his hands into a guarded, fighting stance.
From Episode 2: Blazar stands against the bright blue day sky in a small fishing village, with much shorter buildings. He faces the camera directly as he does his salutation, and the camera zooms in on him as he does it and his markings flash red and blue once more.
From Episode 3: Blazar is framed in a head and shoulder shot and smothered in smoke as his colour time, a big round spot on his chest that is normally blue, flashes red. Once more he faces the camera as he does his salutation, before flying off, kicking up dirt in his takeoff.
From episode 4: The camera pans over a cityscape, with a highway at the front of the scene. Once more it is night time and Blazar faces off against a monster among many many buildings. The monster is Leviera, a sea-angel themed kaiju whose face is open to reveal flashing yellow lights as Blazar does his salutation from the side. Leviera is aggressively ready to go.
From episode 5: Blazar stands behind the sleeping kaiju, Dorgo, who looks mostly like a hill of dirt in this shot. He performs his salutation, and immediately begins to push the sleeping Kaiju back to its proper resting place. The shot switches to one of Blazar from behind, as he continues to push Dorgo back into place, among the green hills and mountains of the Japanese countryside. With a thump, Dorgo returns to his resting spot, and Blazar turns to face the camera as he jumps up into the air to fly away.