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infictionalwonderland · 9 months
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the big bad birthday — h.lewis
SUMMARY, it’s your birthday and amidst the wholesome birthday posts, everyone’s entertainment comes from the chaotic and completely drunk off your tits content!
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faithlouisak, to the girl of my dreams, my sugar plum baddie pookie boo bear, the big spoon to my little spoon, the sugar in my tea, the absolute fittest fucking person on this planet with the best tits ive ever seen (soz wroetoshaw). HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SPEND EVERY FUCKING BIRTHDAY WITH YOU UNTIL WERE BOTH CRIPPLED AND ROLLING ABOUT IN OUR WHEELCHAIRS IN ALL THE SKATE PARKS LIKE THE COOL KIDS WE ARE XOXOXOXO tagged—@yourusername
view all 23,506 comments yourusername FAITH STOP IT.
yourusername I LOVE YOU SO BLOODY MUCH MY HEART IS LITERALLY ACHING AND UGH YOURE JUST MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER COME KISS ME
-> faithlouisak don’t have to feckin ask me twice sexy bum
-> behzingagram @wroetoshaw
-> yourusername YO YO YO FAITH UR BOYFS TRYING TO HATE CRIME US?????!!!?????
-> faithlouisak AHHH HOMOPHOBE
bambinobecky the cake is so true 😋😋😋😋😋😋
mrskelly THE PHOTOS OF THEM I CANNOT THEYRE ACTUALLY SO CUTE BRO! THEIR FRIENDSHIP MAKES ME SO HAPPY 💕💕
mummy_behz wishing the beautiful beautiful birthday girl all the best! 💐💐
-> yourusername thank you so much ruth 💝
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taliamar LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WILL YOU PLEASE STAND BC IT IS THE FUCKING BIRTHDAY OF MY LOVVERR! yn i love you so much i genuinely cannot put it into words (can put it into our songs tho xx) you’re the most amazing person that i have ever met, you make me laugh all the time, you keep a smile on my face always, your energy alone is enough to make me feel all bubbly and giddy inside. with you, i feel safe and happy and loved and i feel like im a little kid again and i can conquer the world. you’re truly the very epitome of perfection, lover 😉 tagged—@yourusername
view all 30,561 comments ksi bro harry’s birthday post better be outta this world 😭
-> tobjizzle honestly, he’s got hella competition
yourusername STOP IT TALIA YOURE SO CUTE AND I ADORE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE WORLD BABY. MWAH!
-> taliamar stop i shouldn’t be crying it’s YOUR birthday
-> miniminter and she’s crying now. @wroetoshaw ?
-> wroetoshaw balling mate
gkbarry birthday lass looks so hot drenched in rain xxxx
-> yourusername eat me out 😘😘😘😘
-> gkbarry 🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️
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freyanightingale YN YN YN! from the day that i met you i was amazed by you, by your beauty, your kindness, your wit and your literal intelligence - to this day, that amazement has only increased and i know that as i stay by your side until the day we both die in our cute little hospital gowns in our hospital beds with rooms next to each other, i will die still being amazed by you and your very being. i love you so much and you deserve the universe, and even more. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL 💕💕
p.s yes i am lying on her arse in the 8th slide it was a true life experience tagged—@yourusername
view all 16,993 comments zerkaa i feel cheated on
-> freyanightingale cry about it
-> taliamar literally no one cares
-> faithlouisak omg piss off u HOBO
-> tobjizzle flabbergasted.
yourusername FREYA!!!!!!! BRO IM ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY, luv u ari, AFTER ALL THESE MESSAGES AND YOU BET YOUR FAT ASS WE’RE GONNA HAVE HOSPTIAL BEDS NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER???? WE CAN WEAR OUR MATCHING HARRY POTTER SOCK SETS AND GET MATCHING ACRYLICS XXX
-> freyanightingale you’re my favourite person ever xx
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nellarosee happy birthday to the most stunning, happy, loving, genuine, funny & gorgeous gorgeous girl that i have ever known, you are truly one of a kind my girl! tagged—@yourusername
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gkbarry dear sexiest bitch in the entirety of europe, wishing you the best birthday there ever was. we need more people like your fantastical self in the world, cheers for sticking around this long 😘😘😘😘😘
p.s come to mine later, wear ur red set 👅 tagged—@yourusername
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r0sielewis happy birthday to the best girl i’ve ever known, the first genuine friend i have ever made and who i know will always be there for the rest of my life! happy birthday to my role model, my makeup artist, my hair stylist, my therapist, my personal stylist - happy birthday to my everything. i love you so much yn, i hope you know that! all of us lewis’ do (especially mum.. & harry ig) 🤍🤍 tagged—@yourusername
LATER. . .
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tobjizzle has posted to their story!
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myoddessy · 1 year
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most wanted woman on youtube | w2s/harry lewis
summary —everyone wants a piece of the world's most iconic youtuber gf, and she's willing to give the starving population a little crumb.... much to harry's frustration.
*inspired by the 'character' of bog's mrs by the wonderful @whoetoshaw
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ynslover "the streets are saying y/n's festival style is cheap—" the streets are full of shit.
wroetoshawssss she OWNS festival szn
ynslover boomtown? nah, yntown is where it's at.
amyleclerc how is she literally the hottest person alive.
faithlouisak ikr?!
ynsbabymama faith???
faithlouisak I follow as many y/n fan accounts as I can, babes. I need to keep on top of my updates
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lesbians4yn what's the cutest thing in the world, and why is it y/n through the eyes (posts) of the other sidemen gfs?
tagged: @taliamar @yourusername
faithxyn the picture of her and talia is literally my fav picture ever taken 🥺
mrnmrswroetoshaw the fact that most of them are candid and show her all smiley proves that she really is such a genuine person and such a softie even though she tries to play it off
taliamar oh she's the biggest cuddlebug known to man behind closed doors 🩷
bbetasquad the way the sdmn gfs always comment on fan accounts of y/n kills me 😭
ynswifeyy it's the fact that they post her more than they post their own bfs for me
maclar3n faith is THE WORST (best) for it too 😭 always posting their dates and throwing digs at harry in the captions
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yourusername life lately (non-chaotic version) 🤍
faithlouisak hey sexy 😏💋
yourusername hey beautiful 😍😘
faithlouisak literally marry me
yourusername anything you want, my lover ❤️
harryswroetoshaw I genuinely can't tell if they're joking anymore 😭
faithlouisak we're not.
freyanightingale how are you so beautiful??
taliamar omg you're so sexy, are you single??
yourusername no but my bf smells so it doesn't matter ❤️
ynfanpage the sdmn gfs thirsting in her comments ☠️ they just like us fr
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darealsaltysam · 8 months
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me and the girls during PE waiting for our turn at rounders
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elijahssuit · 7 months
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Tommy fury you ABSOLUTE little jizz stain. THERE IS NO WAY he won that, look at the jab ratio and also Tommy was constantly punching him in the back of the head!! Dirty dirty boxing
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ceo-of-daichi · 2 months
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Valentines day? Sorry I only know today as Sidemen documentary release day🤩
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I’m so excited to watch this
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cashmereminter · 2 years
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Surprise Times Two
Requested: Yes! Thank you so much for being my first request back <3
Who: Harry Lewis
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When you had met your husband you had made it painfully obvious that you did not want anything to do with the spotlight he had around himself. Looking back at the past five years of your relationship, you could happily say that you had done an amazing job at keeping your relationship a secret from anyone that didn't need to know. Of course, his parents and siblings knew, along with your parents and siblings, but outside of family and maybe a few close friends in Guernsey, your existence was a mystery to everyone. Some might say that it would be impossible to keep a relationship hidden for that long, especially since Harry had a group of amazing friends that he spent time with almost every week. However, it wasn't hard at all. You resided in Guernsey where Harry resided half of the time. The other half of the time he was filming in London with the boys. Harry came home as often as he could to spend time with you, and truly you didn't mind. You knew there would be a price to pay when you agreed to stay out of the limelight, and sadly this was one of them. It probably would have stayed that way as well if things hadn't grown increasingly more interesting. Although you and Harry were both safe when it came to sex, accidents still happen, and somehow you managed to get pregnant. To say you both were excited would be an understatement. It seemed natural to become parents with where you were in your relationship. Harry was sold when he found out you were pregnant with a little girl, his heart swelling at the idea of having a little girl to call a princess of his own.
You had managed to hide your relationship for two more years before it just felt right to finally introduce yourself and your daughter, Hazel, to the Sidemen. After all, they were basically Harry's brothers and they had already missed out on so much. You had seen how Ethan and his girlfriend Faith had announced their pregnancy and your heart hurt thinking about the support you could have gotten from the group if you had been a little more open with your relationship. But there was no going back now. Only forward. You and Harry had both decided that you would bring Hazel to London to a Sidemen cookout, a small get-together for all the boys and their significant others to celebrate everyone's milestones. Everyone had jokingly teased Harry that he was still invited. Little did they know his wife and daughter would be joining.
That brings you to now, sitting in the front seat of your husband's car as you tapped your fingers against your thigh nervously. Hazel sat in the backseat happily babbling along with the song, or at least trying to.
"What if they get upset?" You asked after the song had ended and there was a moment of silence. It was a thought weighing on your mind ever since you and Harry had agreed on going to the cookout. Harry peeked over at you quickly, furrowing his brows and shaking his head.
"Why would they get mad?" He asked. You simply huffed at the question and your mind raced with a million thoughts. In your mind, you had already listed a million reasons why they would be upset. Not really with Harry, but more so with you or god forbid your daughter. You pulled your mirror down and looked back at Hazel through the mirror, smiling at the reflection. You could see her blonde curled pigtails bobbing as she hummed along with the songs harry had queued for her.
"We hid this, us, from them for so long. They know nothing about us. I don't know, a lot of things Harry." You said softly, not wanting to startle your daughter with raised voices. Harry simply hummed in response, and you sighed, leaning back in your seat. There was no use arguing about it knowing that there was no turning back. A few fans had seen Harry at the airport and asked for pictures. No doubt the lads would be asking why Harry was at the airport right before the cookout if you didn't turn up.
It was quite a long trip to get to where the cookout was taking place. Faith and Ethan's new place, and made you feel slightly more out of place. Stepping somewhere you were not invited. However, with every worry, you brought up Harry assured you that everything would be fine and that everyone would welcome you with open arms. Harry parked beside someone else's car and assured you one last time that everything would be fine before climbing out of his car. Taking a deep breath, you followed in his footsteps and quickly moved to open the backdoor as well to pull hazel out of her car seat where she had fallen asleep a good fifteen minutes into the drive. She whined as you held her on your hip, rubbing her eyes with her chubby hands. All you could do was quietly hush her and kiss her forehead as you smoothed her, now messy, pigtails out.
across the lawn, you laid eyes on the group. everyone was laughing and chatting amongst the group, oblivious to the small family that had just arrived. that is until Harry called out to the group. everyone turned to greet the boy, opening with teases about him being lonely, only to stop at the sight of harry with you at his side and your daughter.
"Here." Harry started, taking your daughter from your arms and into his own before he picked up his speed. "Lads! I have a few people I would like you to meet!" Harry said once he got closer to his group of friends. Once you had caught up to Harry you smiled softly at his friends and waved. "Boys and girls, this is my wife, Y/n, and my daughter Hazel." He said a big grin on his face. There was a moment of silence where everyone was processing what was being said but everyone quickly warmed up.
"You're being serious?" Simon asked quickly, asking what everyone was thinking. Harry and you both looked at each other and smiled and you nodded, singling that it was fine to explain the entire situation. So he did. Harry went on about how for your entire relationship, it was kept a secret, as was your daughter. To keep everyone safe, especially your two-year-old.
"It was truly nothing against you guys, I promise. I just- I saw how harmful it could be and it was scary. I didn't want it to ruin something for Harry and me, and then when I was pregnant. I just- I wanted Hazel to be safe." You explained truthfully after Harry had explained the basics. Everyone quickly shook off your fears and made sure you felt welcome. Welcoming you into the Sidemen family with open arms. Almost as if you had been a part of the group the entire time. Everyone was excited to meet your daughter, and surprisingly your daughter was more than excited to have more aunties and uncles to play with. Talia and Faith are the most excited to have a little girl to experience. The experience made you feel slightly foolish for hiding your relationship for so long. But nonetheless, you still felt like you had gained a whole new set of friends and family!
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footballandfiasco · 1 year
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so idk if anyone here even watches the sidemen on youtube, but this is the funniest no context shot i have ever witnessed.
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daughter-ofthe-sun · 8 months
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Everyone celebrating Ethan’s goal!!
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ddnvlc · 9 months
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ohmilana · 6 months
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I just started watching sidemen and when I’ve watched a good 10-20 videos of them, I will give my ranking on who I like the most in the group so far
BUT OMG SO FAR I LOVE THEM😭😭
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sidemen masterlist,
harry lewis (w2s) —
periods. . !
the big bad birthday (social media). . !
#mrsw2sslays (social media). . !
jj olatunji (ksi) —
nothing yet.
simon minter (miniminter) —
nothing yet.
joshua bradley (zerkaa) —
nothing yet.
tobi brown (tobjizzle) —
nothing yet.
ethan payne (behzinga) —
nothing yet.
headcanons —
nothing yet.
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myoddessy · 1 year
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🎀 Harry Lewis and gf where people think they broke up bc he doesn’t post much of her anymore but she’s actually pregnant and they make a surprise announcement..? 💜
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yourusername just posted !
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yourusername w2s: the squeakquel coming to a theater near you this spring!
wroe2ynstan HELLO??????
faithlouisak one of us! one of us! one of us!
faithlouisak so beautiful
faithlouisak our baby boy will be so stunning
faithlouisak so glad I get to start a family with you
faithlouisak you're the love of my life
wroetoshaw I'm gonna block you
faithlouisak then do it already and stop complaining just because your mrs is sexy
yourusername ladies! ladies! there's enough of me to go around xx 💋💋
taliamar ugh my baby's having a baby and she's absolutely glowing, my heart can't take this 🫠😭
miniminter @yourusername she's crying now, cheers.
taliamar ITS AN EMOTIONAL TIME FOR ME SIMON
tobjizzle congrats bro 🎉🎉🎉
yourusername you're my fav
calfreezy to ask the question everyone wants to know, was it a good shag?
yourusername calfreezy, I sincerely hope you die xoxo
freyanightingale ahh the secrets out! such a beautiful mum, guaranteed to be a stunning baby boy 🥹🥹🥹
vikkstagram AYYYYYY!!! congrats 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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taliamar just posted !
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taliamar when I first met you I remember being so in awe of everything about you, how you held yourself with such beauty and confidence no matter what. then you called me seven months ago and made me promise not to tell anyone that you were going to be bringing another beautiful soul into the world. y/n, you will be the most incredible mother in the world, because you're already the most incredible person in the world. I'm tearing up typing this because seeing how much you've changed and grown is so hard-hitting for me, but know that I'm so so proud of you, for now and for always. love you, angel 💞💞💞
yourusername TALS 😭😭😭😭 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME WOMAN??? ITS NOT HEALTH FOR ME TO BE CRYING THIS MUCH. you're literally my soulmate, I will do anything for you, my love ❤️❤️
taliasminter proud to say that this has been my fav friendship online since the beginning
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faithlouisak just posted an instagram story !
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wroetoshaw just posted an instagram story !
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neonweekendss · 1 year
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another random cross over i didn’t know i needed: the sidemen x 5sos - in a side cast ep (51) harry asked simon if he liked 5sos
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elijahssuit · 7 months
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JIDE YOU BETTER WIN TONIGHT!! BIG UP MAN, LOVE YOU LOADS 🫶🏻❤️
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midnight-stormm · 2 years
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Nah, that commentator was foul for those george jokes.
That last one, "georgenotfound... he's not found his teammate there" leave my man alone😭😭
....it was funny though but please😢
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sblikesmusic · 1 year
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"Don't let me down Don't say you miss me now 'Cause I've been tryna figure out Why you still in my mind" - KSI & Oliver Tree
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