just.... thinking about the Warlords adopting their Seraphim counterparts after all of this blows over (or at least those that survive to the end)....
like, Crocodile keeps bananawani for pets and likes small animals.... a 20ft tall daughter wouldn’t faze him one bit. He would prob insist on giving them a normal name instead of S-Crocodile.
Hancock and S-Snake maybe won’t get along.... Hancock is a very jealous person and S-Snake is a bit of a troll (from what we’ve seen of her so far). The two of them would be more rival sisters.
Mihawk and S-Hawk prob would have a more formal relationship. . Mihawk isn’t totally without feelings, but he’d likely treat S-Hawk much like he did Perona and Zoro back on his is island. I can see S-Hawk ending up as Zoro’s understudy or second instead.
Jinbe is rather unique as he already encountered S-Shark, but right now they are on opposing sides. He was polite to S-Snake, which to me, indicates that he would treat the others like individuals and people as well. Once everything blows over, he is very likely to take S-Shark under his fin.
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What would marriage life would be like with the seven warlords?
This is an old anon request, I do apologize for not getting to it sooner but here we go
What Marriage Life Would Be Like With the Seven Warlords (Headcanons)
It's pretty chill being married to Mihawk
Y'all just vibe in a mansion on an isolated island
I imagine Mihawk is a person of quality time and acts of service so the two of you would often spend time together
Whether it's reading in your library or cooking dinner for each other, every moment you do together and action you do for him is cherished in Mihawk's heart, even if he doesn't mention it
He makes sure you're healthy and well (eating properly, making sure you get your sleep)
This man will be able to instantly tell if your state is the slightest bit off and will not hesitate to voice his concern
He is not opposed to having children, the idea might amuse him
In fact, after Zoro and Perona had made their appearance, Mihawk grew fond of the idea taking care of his own child, even if they would be irritating at times
Btw, Zoro and Perona think you two act like an old married couple ❤
Only way this would be possible is if you are someone like Luffy
She might not understand exactly what marriage life means but she will do her best to make you happy
She is going to cook for you and feed you
She will bathe you and make sure you have the best clothes to wear
And she will order the best doctors to bring you back to your best health if you get sick
She is taking ✨amazing✨ care of you
The two of you are just living the life of luxury regardless of where you choose to live because you two are together and happy
You will not have kids (for a number of reasons that I will not get into because this is supposed to be a fun post)
Alright, I had no idea what to do for Moria so I asked @ask-the-night-crowl for these headcanons, thank you again Snugs
In a marriage, Moria would totally rely on his partner to fulfill all the duties he has/ should be responsible for. Granted, the other mysterious four already take over most of those, but someone has to keep them all in check.
His spouse better not be aversed by his crew, because for as much as he says he doesn't care about these idiots, he would also face death to protect them.
Unless him and his s/o have known eachother for a pretty long time, he'll try to keep them at an arm's length. Not necessarily because they don't have good enough of a connection, but the idea of loss is always on his mind.
He doesn't mind affection. In fact, he'll back-handedly seek it out by annoying his s/o until they give him attention if he so desires. He's pretty much like an oversized cat.
On the other hand, you'll also have to be prepared not to see him for days on end, because of his sleeping habits (Again, like a cat).
But in that time, cuddling with him is totally fine, because once that man is out, he sleeps like a rock.
His frequent nightmares might lead to the conclusion that comforting him would be the answer. But he hates the idea of being treated as weak as that and would much rather appreaciate the mere presence of his s/o when he wakes up next to them.
In contrast, he'll offer the same to his s/o when they feel down and would have an immediate (even petty) grudge against anyone harming them.
Staying in with him at a fireplace, drinking fancy wines and making fun of the other warlords would be his favorite way to spend time when he's awake for once.
If the spouse is good at cooking, you can bet they'll become his personal chef - after all, love goes through the stomach amirite.
If you're marrying Doffy, his family comes as a package deal, you can't have him without it, that being said, he expects you to get along with them (you can tolerate them instead but just don't let him notice)
Of course, he will expect you to take care of Baby 5, Buffalo, and Dellinger as if they were your children, he is open to making blood offsprings, but never put them before him
Doffy is your number 1 priority, whatever he says goes
But just because he's demanding doesn't mean he won't show you affection, in fact, most of his demands is just him wanting to give or receive affection
You are showed in gifts and luxury, he is the king of Dressrosa afterall, your word has every weight as his own since your are his queen
He is proud to show off his spouse, you are his most prized possession after all
However, you are more than just a trophy, after the loss of his dear mother and brother, he holds you close and tells you how dear you are to him every night
You are often woken up in the middle of the night due to his rustling from nightmares, just hold him to calm him down
Crocodile keeps you in the dark about his work, for all you know, he is a casino owner in Alabasta that keeps the people safe from pirates since he's a warlord
He takes you out for a stroll around in the evening, outside to admire the stars, or in the casino where your every need is met
He doesn't show affection in public but his gestures do show you belong to him and no one else
He keeps you company in bed at night until you fall asleep but when you wake up, he is not there, he's working as always
When see him next, he'll have a gift for you, an apology for not being able to always be around as he is a very busy man, but he'll make it up to you
I imagine it would be comfortable, like little cottage in nature kind of comfy
You both would wake up in the morning with a nice cup of tea
Your place would be clean and organized
You'd receive lots of comforting hugs and cuddles
Life would be peaceful
Until strawhat crew comes knocking on your door
Don't quite have any ideas for Kuma so... This is end, I hope you enjoy anon, and thank you for requesting
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Warlords And Courting Gifts
Dracule Mihawk
VERY high standards. What else did you expect?
He will accept flowers personally arranged by the alpha, books specific to his interests and fine wine at the beginning of the relationship.
Nest supplies like blankets and pillows are something he’s far too specific about to accept as a gift.
Will only allow clothes and jewelry to be given once the relationship has become official.
Don’t skimp and get him something cheap or simple, he wants gold, rubies and silk all over!
He deserves to be treated like a princess doesn’t he?
Do well enough and you might be able to get away with calling him that too.
Bartholomew Kuma
Blankets, pillows and bears oh my!
Is too much of a minimalist to want anything extravagant.
But some soft blankets and teddy bears will always result in a smile from him.
This is a man who doesn’t believe it’s possible to own too many squishmallows.
He also likes baked goods like muffins pies.
Sweet things for a sweet man.
Crocodile
Why would you do this to yourself?
Crocodile makes a point of buying himself everything he wants as he wants it and is as extra about it as possible.
The only way for an alpha to court him with gifts is through home made crafts.
Which you gotta have some serious balls to go through with.
Really the fact that someone walked right up to him with crap they made at home is an impressive enough show of confidence to peak his curiosity in and of itself.
Gecko Moria
Too charmed over being genuinely courted like he’s some sweet little twenty year old instead of a single parent over fifty to care too much about what he’s actually being gifted.
As long as it’s evident that thought was put into the gift, he’s over the moon about it.
He’ll accept plushie bats, antique buttons, dark flowers and really anything that vaguely fits with his aesthetic.
He also has a weakness for salted caramel candy.
Just don’t get him an onion plant.
That shit was only funny the first time.
Doflamingo
Well at least what he wants is simple.
The corpses of his enemies make the perfect courting gift.
Even better if they’ve got just enough life in them for him to torture it out personally.
If the body has his initials carved into it you might even get a genuine thank you.
For the ultimate gift, make it a theatrical execution complete with special effects.
Jinbe
Either the best or worse case scenario on the list depending on your point of view.
Jinbei doesn’t want gifts.
He’ll take small things like food or a bottle of something, but he’ll just pay it back later.
He doesn’t like the idea that he can be bought or dazzled, so expensive gifts make him uncomfortable.
The best gift you can give Jinbei is your presence.
(Or a bit of original poetry if you’d really like to speed things up.)
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