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wvrlock · 9 months
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// Fallahan would be ITCHING to write about Balduran and the Mindflayer Situation, but most importantly he would hear about him and Ansur and go "*nod nod* very good friends" and then go write fanfiction about them
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months
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Lap Pillow
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sliceofdyke · 2 years
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hey. dont cry. 1 million autisms on earth ok?
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happeecat · 9 months
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i had all and then most of you, some and now none of you
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royalarchivist · 6 months
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Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*
Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.
* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]
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foldingfittedsheets · 1 month
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One sunny day when I was in high school I was walking home alone. The sun was shining, gentle wind rustled the treetops. I was just starting to be able to see that beauty again. I had been depressed for a long time, but that mundane walk home felt magical to me.
On the sidewalk I saw something unusual. I was in love with life in that moment and fascinated to know more. I crouched down to observe and saw the most enchanting bug. I’d never seen anything like it. To this day I can’t remember what it looked like, only that it was as beautiful as the sun shining on the green world below.
My attention was rapt on this tiny magical creature living in such a massive and wondrous world, wondering what it was and marveling that I’d never seen anything like it.
I didn’t hear the girls come up behind me on the sidewalk. But suddenly there was a leg beside me. I wasn’t embarrassed to be caught looking at a bug. I was glad someone else might come observe this tiny wonder with me.
Her foot shot up and stomped down abruptly, crushing the object of my interest. I looked up at her.
I didn’t know either of the girls standing above me. They had seen a stranger and decided to punish her for behaving in a way they considered unacceptable. I looked up at the face of the girl who had killed my bug, trying to understand her thoughtless malice.
I think she had expected me to be upset or visibly shaken by her destruction. When I stared unblinkingly up at her she seemed to feel a brief moment of shame, shifting uneasily.
Then she and her friend turned and walked away without a word spoken.
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bloodsbane · 1 year
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Kitchen Nightmares, S5 E1
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dotted-clouds · 2 months
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Replaced.
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littlenimart · 10 months
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renaissance!Aziraphale (and Crowley). yeah, codpiece and snake and all. accessorized as hell. you know he would serve
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so i was thinking about how Howdy has eight legs bc he's a caterpillar - those have lots of legs. but butterflies? they only have six
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imagine he comes out of his chrysalis and he's down two limbs. mf would have to relearn how to Walk
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turtleblogatlast · 2 months
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Mikey and Leo episode centered around Mikey wanting to push Leo and Draxum together since Leo’s the most reluctant to give Draxum any grace (for good reason!) But, thinking on the spot, Leo says he’s gotta go do something for Hueso and “just can’t hang out right now 😔” (yes, he says the emoji out loud.)
Mikey calls his bluff and now the three of them (Mikey having grabbed a weary Draxum along) go to Hueso’s to find that yes, he actually does have a job for him. Said job asks for Leo to go with Hueso to deliver multiple pizzas to this giant yokai quite a distance away, and Hueso figured it would probably go better with Leo’s help (emphasis on probably.)
Well, Mikey decides that this would be a great bonding opportunity for them and basically invites he and Draxum along. Unfortunately for Leo, Hueso doesn’t care enough to wave away more help, though he does side-eye the wanted criminal Baron Draxum coming with them. But who is he to judge? (This choice has consequences.)
The journey goes about as terribly as you’d expect, but at least the pizzas get delivered on time.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt leo#rottmnt draxum#rottmnt hueso#listen you don’t understand#imagine mikey trying to get leo to accept draxum as a father figure only for this to push leo to purposefully turn to Hueso instead#idk I love when this accidental flaw of Mikey’s is explored and I think it meshes well with Leo’s own AND fits nicely with their dynamic#100% this ends with Leo & Hueso bonding and Mikey & Draxum bonding and Mikey & Leo bonding and even Hueso & Mikey a bit#but notably only a little Draxum & Leo - because it’s important that Leo isn’t forced to accept him imo#Leo realizing during all his denials of Draxum that oh you know who he DOES think of as family? Hueso#Draxum is trying mainly for Mikey’s sake#Hueso is too tired to care about all this family drama but is reluctantly worried about Pepino#Mikey just wants one big happy family because - that’s just easier y’know?#he tries so hard to work with everyone’s emotions that he just wants things to be easy for once#he wants love and family to be easier than it is - than has BEEN lately#gimme that heart to heart Mikey & Leo moment in this regard#by the end Leo DOES raise Draxum up a bit from ‘complete distrust’ to ‘mild side-eye’#but it’s a long ways off if he ever gets pushed into the family tier#and also#SO MUCH SLAPSTICK COMEDY and sarcastic comedy in this episode fr#and if you’re wondering-#yes they DO fight the Yokai monster they’re delivering the pizzas to#but they get paid so it’s whatever#kinda wanna attempt to copy the style of the show and make fake screenshots of this ‘episode’ ngl
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spamgyu · 5 months
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SVT PU - Orange Peel Theory // Drabble
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orange peel theory is making it's rounds on local tiktok and twitter. this is my humorous take on how the PERFORMANCE UNIT discuss/deal with the orange peel theory with their significant others.
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SOONYOUNG
he was in the middle of call when y/n had taken a seat next to him on their couch, a snack in hand.
"yeah, i think i can come in and record today." soonyoung motioned for her to hand over the fruit, nestling his phone between his ear and shoulder – freeing his hands.
she shook her head, not wanting to interrupt him, but he was persistent – taking the orange from her.
"no it's okay, i'll be there in thirty." he continued, peeling the citrus. "let me just get dress– i can pick him up on the way too."
without breaking the conversation, soonyoung had managed to completely peel her snack of choice; handing it back once he had finished.
y/n mouthed a thank you to him, earning a wink in return.
"okay, see you later. bye." soonyoung ended the call, turning to her with his mouth open. "ah."
"get your own!" she shook her head with giggle.
pouting, soonyoung leaned closer. "i need energy for when i record."
y/n rolled her eyes at his antics, knowing that he was simply being dramatic – popping a slice into his mouth. "you passed by the way."
"passed?" he chewed.
"orange peel theory. if that's what you were trying to do."
"like a class?"
he had no idea what she was talking about; peeling the orange simply because he wanted to.
"nevermind."
JUNHUI
"baby!" he called out from the kitchen, causing y/n to run in – afraid of what he could have possibly done.
he had insisted on preparing their lunch today, despite it being his first and only day off in months. jun had always been better in the cooking department of their relationship than she was; not bothering to fight him when he had told her that he was completely fine with preparing their meal.
"what happened? are your fingers in tact? are you–"
"look!" jun pointed to the fruit he had peeled.
correction, plated professionally
her boyfriend enjoyed random artistic hobbies, not batting an eye whenever he chose pick a new one up.
even if it was.... fruit peel art.
"you made a flower out of an orange peel?" y/n raised her brows.
"cute right?" he chuckled.
"i thought you were making lunch."
"i am, this is your snack while i cook." he handed her the plate of oranges with a flower peel as garnish. "orange peel theory, baby."
"it's hypothe–"
"sh... eat the orange." jun shook his head, ushering her out of the kitchen.
MINGHAO
"babe, would you peel an orange for me?"
minghao was in the middle of chopping vegetables for their dinner when y/n had entered the kitchen, a playful smile on her face. "is this a sexua–"
"wha- no!" she laughed, walking over to him to show him the tiktok that had been playing on her phone – it was creator attempting to test her boyfriend with the orange peel theory.
she had no doubt he would do anything for her; he'd bring down the stars for her without having asked.
his mother had raised him well.
"hm..." he nodded as the video looped back to the beginning, walking over to grab one of the oranges in their fruit bowl. "isn't it crazy that such a small act can predict how someone will treat you and your relationship."
she watched as he peeled the citrus without tearing the outer in pieces – going in a spiral.
"it's such a small act that shows that your significant other is willing to do anything, no matter how small." he went on. "making their partner's life that much easier."
leave it to minghao to analyze a fifteen second video, instantly knowing the meaning behind the current social media trend.
he split the fruit in half, feeding her a slice. "yummy?"
"yummy." she chewed, a smile on her face.
"i know you were just joking, but for the record," minghao tucked a strand behind her ear, placing a kiss on her cheek. "i'd peel a strawberry, if it means you'd never have to lift a finger."
"i know." she hummed.
CHAN
in a world full of boys, he was a gentleman. or whatever the hell taylor swift said.
despite being the youngest in his group, chan was the eldest in his family and doting on her came naturally – especially since she was the youngest in hers.
she was used to the princess treatment from her own family and chan had no problem continuing that treatment.
y/n knew he would do anything for her... but she wanted him to know she would do the same.
even if he rarely allowed her to.
"fuck." y/n hissed as her fingers slipped yet again in her attempts to peel an orange for her boyfriend.
"you okay?" his voice startling her, causing her to jump.
"yeah just trying to pee– no!" she cried as he took the fruit from her.
"i'll do it." he continued where she had left off, using his body to shield the citrus away from her hands.
"give it."
"you just got your nails done." chan chuckled, turning around once he was finished. "those gems on your nails are going to get lodged in this and you'll end up choking or something."
"ha ha not funny." she rolled her eyes. "it's for you, dummy."
"i dont want it."
"yeah well, orange peel theory." y/n grumbled.
chan threw his head back and laughed. he had heard about the theory from seungkwan and didn't care for it, knowing that no matter how many relationship theories came about, he and y/n were secure in their relationship. though, that didn't stop him from finding her attempts to prove the theory right funny. "you failed then?"
"because of you!"
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ladyjune · 4 months
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Listen, maybe it is the period piece/period accurate lover in me, but Colin saying he misses Penelope is making me feral actually. Like in a time when men and women weren’t allowed to speak unless in a formal setting or chaperoned; He is writing a woman not related to him, missing her, and he is like you know what I am not going to wonder why that is at all
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purble-gaymer · 7 months
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simple thoughts on meta knight and gender euphoria
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crowsgrudge · 9 months
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fionna's world being represented by a dandelion makes so much sense ... they're weeds. yet people make wishes through them, changing their whole meaning from something meant to be destroyed to something hopeful.
dandelions are also resilient and it makes sense that something associated with them would. you know. perservere despite the destruction caused by the scarab.
but ultimately i think what REALLY made me tear up over this is that dandelions are really boring plants. when you're a kid you blow on them and make your wish but they're not eyecatching or anything but still, fionna's final wish was for her old world to still exist as it was when she left it (> plain and simple. boring even).
like the moment she realized she would lose her friends, and that her friends might forget each other if the world got its magic back, she immediately decided she didn't want it and I think that ties back to the dandelion metaphor so well... like, do you really need magic to be real to find it everywhere? or can you turn something boring into something magical?
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gremliinsart · 6 months
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There's something I've been thinking about Carnival Bubble...
I think Bubble sorta knows they're an ai in a video game. They kinda have to... it's their job.
But unlike the others, they've embraced it. Why? Because they have Caine, of course!
How wonderful it must be to know that you were literally made/designed to be someone's friend...
Welcomed into this world...loved for just being you...
What a wonderful existence that must be.
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AU belongs to @sm-baby
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