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teeto-peteto · 8 months

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small extension to the school roadtrip 'let the autocorrect finish the sentence' based on a chat i had with my friends back in highschool. Im going to traslate these, they are originally in spanish but i will not correct the grammar... it's needed to look wonky and nonsensical. everytime i look into this chat i end up wheezing because we were slightly younger but definetly more stupid. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SAID SERIOUSLY its literally keyboard gibberish.

sentence base is 'HAHAHA'

Sarah: HAHAHA and me to the best

Illaoi: HAHAHA no what i meant is that i dont explain myself with that i have and i like girls.

Pyke: HAHAHA cool and nobody cares

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sentence base is 'Illaoi'

Braum: Illaoi and i good as always as good as good as good as good as good good good good good good good good good

Ahri: Illaoi and to be honest my hair is marbelous right now AHHH hope i die let me know if you have any questions.

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sentence base is 'Pyke'

Sarah: Pyke according to what happened that i forgot.

Yasuo: Pyke i adore you so much hope you love me HAHAHAHA so sad.

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sentence base is: 'im going to get'

Braum: Im going to get a greeting and a lot of blessings.

Ahri: Im going to get it with Yasuo fuck so good the milk the future of you.

Illaoi: Im going to get the bull and honestly i dont remember much about life.

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sentence base is: 'you're touching my'

Pyke: You're touching my balls and im sending the bill that i made the last two times we have been seing each other.

Yasuo: You're touching my piano.

Sarah: You're toching my everything.

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sentence base is: 'Maokai' (Originally this had the name of one of our teachers)

Ahri: Maokai come by you're free to come truly marvelous.

Braum: Maokai told me i dont remember.

Yasuo: Maokai and Ivern is salaam Tanzania Thailand and Vietnam.

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sentence base is: 'i like potatoes'

Braum: I like potatoes but they didnt tell me they didnt arrive

Pyke: I like potatoes and things i cannot understand.

Illaoi: I like potatoes fried and fruit salad and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit and vegetables and fruit.

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sentence base is: 'Rosalía' (i dont listen to her music that much but queen <3) ((Originally we meant the singer but sometimes the keyboard understood Rosalia De Castro, a recognizible poet and writer in spanish history))

Illaoi: Rosalía De Castro told me i dont remember about life.

Yasuo: Rosalía from XXI scared me away from home and i dont kow what a birthday is.

Ahri: Rosalía they told me that she isnt that precious.

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sentence base is: 'I got on'

Yasuo: I got on my bed with my acoustic guitar to the disco and i hope she likes Code Lyoko.

Pyke: I got on a locker.

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sentence base is: 'Yasuo's ass'

Ahri: Yasuo's ass is the reciever of this message please.

Braum: Yasuo's ass please dont feel bad i love you so so much okay

Sarah: Yasuo's ass because i pretended a lot of things.

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sentence base is: 'Hello life'

Ahri: Hello life tell me how's the world i miss you so much my little one you're going on a vacation i miss your stuff and i miss you my love you're the only thing my love i like you so much and i adore you okay

Illaoi: Hello life i've been overthinking in my opinion world is a bit weird but you know i like women and that.

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sentence base is an old twitter meme, wich says: Im (Y/N) god/godess of (keyboard predict), bearer of (keyboard predict). Tremble because (keyboard predict).

Ahri: Im Ahri, godess of the Ionian university and bearer of the faculty. Tremble because i'd love to know how to make people not trouble each other.

Braum: Im Braum, god of life and bearer of life. Tremble becuase you should tell me if you forget about the budget.

Illaoi: Im Illaoi, goddess of the rest of men and bearer of the two women. Tremble cause its actually the same without you.

Pyke: Im Pyke, god of the classroom, bearer of the company. Tremble cause i dont care.

Sarah: Im Sarah Fortune, goddess of my bed and bearer of the sunrise. Tremble cause i dont like to go to parties.

Yasuo: Im Yasuo goddess of truth and bearer of universal knowledge. Tremble because i care about my life.

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sentence base is 'Braum's first kiss'.

Sarah: Braum first kiss was with everyone in life.

Pyke: Braum's first kiss was affectionate i got it dont worry girl

Ahri: Braum's first kiss was with a friend of his dad.

#while writing note: im in tears reading the actual groupchat #theres some more but is 5:36 am #this is so funny for me and i know its not going to be funny to the rest of people but #we were in a bus roadtrip and we were like #randomly staring at each other like 'what the fuck' when a random name appeared #the little hints like ahri being randomly affectionate cause she normally types to yasuo #illaoi and miss fortune almost saying they like women in all the texts #pyke keyboard gibberish about braum kiss #its all connected in mysterious ways

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