#the jennifer morgue
Photo
BLUE HADES RESEARCH LAB
by Brian Chan
#tentacles#fhtagn#brian chan#the jennifer morgue#charles stross#concept art#environmental#lab#alien#science#creature#monster#horror#sci fi#fhtagnnn
312 notes
·
View notes
Text
“Some people you just do not want to leave outside the tent pissing in, and in my early twenties, self-confident and naïve, I was about as safe to leave lying around unsupervised as half a ton of sweating gelignite.”
― Charles Stross, The Jennifer Morgue
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
ah, Ramona Ramona Ramona, that's the Jennifer Morgue finished
don't really have much to say other than I had fun with it
always going to love a funky fish woman, and the James Bond silliness is a laugh
Destiny entanglement is the sorta funky and hinky weirdness that makes me love this sort of fiction, one has to wonder what it would be like to be part of that and let it go in a bit too long, become one with another person, become one person spread over two bodies...
it's great!!
on to the Fuller Memorandum now, just in time to feed the Angleton brainrot, I'll try and add an update to that post about RoL!Angleton with a note on the date of his incarnation
#OwlBear Grumbling#owlbear reads#owlbear reads the laundry Files#the laundry files#Laundry Files#the Jennifer Morgue
0 notes
Text
So um. We sent your boyfriend to the Sexy Fish Woman. Yeah, the, the part-succubus one with the Horny Glamours. Yeah. He’s making obnoxious comments about her hips in his internal narration. You can have him back once she’s done if you want, but she’ll probably have sucked his soul out. Sorry.
#rereading the Jennifer Morgue these days is. Difficult.#much like early Discworld some of the early LF instalments are…shall we say uneven#cool worldbuilding re: the deep ones and the Elizabeth Bathory derived skincare company is still hilarious tho#the laundry files#charles stross#boyfriend meme
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
American Horror Story 11x04: "Black Out"
American Horror Story 11×04: “Black Out”
FX’s American Horror Story
11×04: “Black Out”
Directed by Jennifer Lynch
Written by Charlie Carver & Ned Martel
* For a recap & review of 11×03, click here.
* For a recap & review of 11×05, click here.
While Gino’s stuck in the refrigerated morgue drawer, calling out for help, Whitely’s escaping through the hospital and mockingly waving at Patrick before disappearing in the crowd. The detective…
View On WordPress
#Big Daddy#Blackout#Cat Scratch Fever#Jennifer Lynch#Leather Bar#Missing Gay Men#Morgue#Murder#Patti LuPone#Rash#Serial Killer#Virus
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Another set of 10 for this October challenge:
11. Takeshi Kitano
12. William Finley as Winslow Leach
13. Boris Karloff as Hjalmar Poelzig
14. Jennifer Connelly from Phenomena
15. Ron Perlman
16. Juan Garcia Esquivel
17. James Randi
18. Jo Shishido
19. Humphrey Bogart
20. Bela Lugosi from Murder In The Rue Morgue
#drawtober#art#drawing#takeshi kitano#winslow leach#william finley#boris karloff#jennifer connelly#ron perlman#james randi#humphrey bogart#bela lugosi
48 notes
·
View notes
Text
elektra natchios aesthetic
/
Villain - Searows / Never Love an Anchor - The Crane Wives / The Oresteia - Aeschylus / Antigone - Jean Anouilh (tr. Lewis Galantiere) / Planet of Love - Richard Siken / @moldavite / H of H Playbook - Anne Carson / Anecdote of the Pig - Tory Adkisson / @exigencelost / Things haunt - Joshua Jennifer Espinoza / Wishbone - Richard Siken
[ID under cut]
[Image ID:
Picture 1: Two sets of lyrics, one from the song "Villain" by Searows, and one from the song "Never Love an Anchor" by The Crane Wives. The lyrics from "Villain" say, "I started a war / I'm gonna fuck it all up / And I'll probably pay with my life / And I know you told me / That everything's fine / But I wrote this story / Before it was mine / And I know there's a villain / But I'm worried it's me this time." The lyrics from "Never Love an Anchor" say, "I am all the things they might have said to you / Do you ever think of me and my two hands, and wonder why? / They never soothed your fevers / And wonder why / They never tied your shoes / And wonder why / They never held you gently And wonder why."
Picture 2: Two quotes from the Oresteia. The first one says, "1. Enter here knowing that she is already dead." The second one says, "Orestes: (highlighted) This was always going to happen. She's been dead since the beginning."
Picture 3: An excerpt from Planet of Love by Richard Siken. It says, "so smile for the camera, it's your big scene, / you know your lines. / I'm the director. I'm in a helicopter, / I have a megaphone and you play along. / because you want to die for love. / you always have. / Imagine this: / You're pulling the car over. Somebody's waiting. / You're going to die / in your best friend's arms. / And you play along because it's funny, because it's written down, / you've memorized it, it's all you know. / Isay the phrases that keep it all going, / and everybody plays along."
Picture 4: A quote from Jean Anouilh's Antigone. It says, "In a tragedy, nothing is in doubt and everyone's destiny is known. That makes for tranquillity. There is a sort of fellow-feeling among characters in a tragedy: he who kills is as innocent as he who gets killed: it's all a matter of what part you are playing. Tragedy is restful;…”
Picture 5: A headline that says, "Calf born with third eye on forehead--but still destined for slaughter."
Picture 6: A quote from the H of H Playbook by Anne Carson. In normal text, it says, "Brief pause. I'm walking backward into my own myth." In strikthrough, it says, "I was trying to walk out."
Picture 7: A excerpt from Anecdote of the Pig by Tory Adkisson. It says, "Do you still believe myths / can save you? Foolish creature. / Let me be clear: every version of the story / ends with you being slaughtered."
Picture 8: A post from @exigencelost. It says "She's dead she's immortal she's haunting you she doesn't care about you she's muzzled she's screaming at the top of her lungs she's unnoticed she's unforgettable she doesn't have control over the story she doesn't have control over her body she doesn't even have control over her voice. And I'm obsessed with her."
Picture 9: A quote from Things haunt by Joshua Jennifer Espinoza. It says, "Things haunt. / Things exist long after they are killed."
Picture 10: A black silhouette of a man's bust with red lines extending from a gunshot hole in the middle. This silhouette is layered on a red background, the same color as the lines extending from the center of the man's bust. In fragments, a quote from Richard Siken's "Wishbone". It says, "I'll be your / slaughterhouse / your killing floor / your morgue / and final resting."
End ID]
#elektra natchios#web weaving#tragedy#im normal about her#greek tragedy elektra natchios fic#now with image ids!! apologies on how long that took i was on my phone
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
New-to-me (horror) movies seen in 2023: Phenomena (1985)
@goryhorroor ’s challenge: Horror with bugs
What the fuck. What the fuck.
Jennifer loves bugs, and they love her. They love her so much they make mating calls to her and sometimes obey her commands, making her either a Batman villain or space royalty from Jupiter Ascending. There's also a black-gloved killer stalking her school, Donald Pleasance in "I'll act in anything" mode, a friendly chimpanzee in what appears to be painful estrus, and something chained up that breaks its chains to kill. Also a roommate who expresses the desire to sleep with Jennifer's dad, right to Jennifer's face.
I found this early Dario Argento film while looking through the giallo collection on Shudder, which proves how limiting genre terminology can be. It is indeed a pulpy Italian mystery film, but it's like no other I've ever seen. You can see the seeds of Argento's eventual fall from cinematic grace here, but you can also see why he was considered so revolutionary at his height. Take Suspiria, dial down the art direction and dial up the madness, and this is what you get.
Jennifer looks exactly like Sarah from Labyrinth because she's played by Jennifer Connelly, and it's not exactly an Oscar-winning performance; still, there's something very adorable about a gothic heroine who dotes on bees and calls out "I love you! I love you all!" to a swarm of flies. Here's another pitch for Phenomena: What if Carrie wasn't the killer? Her teachers try to lock her up and say words like "schizophrenia", but if I'd just seen a student threaten her bullies with so many bugs they block out the sky, I think I'd give her straight As while cowering- or start working towards a Nobel Prize.
In great giallo tradition, the final twist is a bit silly and provides evidence only at the very last minute, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thoroughly entertained. And hey, any movie that involves "Murder in the Rue Morgue but the ape is the good guy" as a subplot is automatically interesting!
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
9 people you would like to know better
tagged by @lemondoddle (thank you!)
1. 3 ships: chapgone, tyler durden/narrator, roxygen
2. first ever ship: genuinely dont remember. UM. maybe grimmjow/ichigo from the bleach anime KNNDNDKSJ
3. last song: R.E.D. by The Halluci Nation
4. last movie: jennifer's body! was my first time watching and besides wishing for a better environment for viewing, i really liked it
5. currently reading: Lose Your Mother, A Journey Along the Atlantic Slave Route by Saidiya Hartman
6. currently watching: idfk our flag means death s2 i guess
7. currently consuming: i had an iced chai earlier
8. currently craving: eggs
9. tagging @plaguery @ramgodd @zhongli-lover-69 @morgue-ruins @paintedvanilla @corvids-corner @audiodramatist @daisybrien @petrosapian
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Theory of Attraction | Ralvez
Not my gif
Summary - Spencer has been standoffish towards Luke since the moment he started at the BAU. Even once they start sleeping together, outside of the bedroom Spencer still treats him with disdain. And Luke is fed up of being just a booty call.
A/N - this was written for the exceptionally lovely Grecy’s @reidsbookclub 1 year celebration! Congratulations Angel, here’s to many more! I chose to use the prompt - “I can’t stand the sound of your voice.” “yeah, well last night would suggest otherwise.”
Pairing - Spencer Reid / Luke Alvez
Category - enemies to lovers | enemies with benefits | smut | angst with a happy ending. MINORS DNI.
Content Warnings - hostile Spencer, brief mention of prison, swearing, absolute idiots in love, small mention of drinking, making out, sexual tension, slightly insecure Spencer, oral, handjob, mention of sex but no detail, masturbation, Luke loses his cool, confessed feelings.
Word Count - 5.9k
Masterlist
It wasn’t a secret among the BAU Agents that Doctor Spencer Reid and SSA Luke Alvez did not get along.
It had come as a surprise that the usually amicable Doctor hadn’t been so quick to welcome the newest member of their team.
Garcia’s resistance was understandable, the tech analyst had never been one to embrace change. But Spencer was usually a little more accommodating.
Until it came to Luke.
No one knew exactly what it was about Luke that Spencer took an instant disliking to. The older man was charming and friendly and had years worth of experience in the FBI under his belt.
But from the moment they’d met, Spencer had been standoffish towards him.
“Spence, welcome back.” JJ smiled brightly at him as she entered the conference with Luke.
“Jennifer, hi.” He smiled back, embracing the petite blonde.
“This is Agent Luke Alvez, who I told you about. He’s come from-“
“Hmm.” He turned away and buried his head back in the file he’d been reading. “Bit busy right now.”
His frosty demeanour towards Luke had never thawed.
Luke tried to get on the doctor's good side, never one to be easily perturbed. But over time even he had to admit defeat.
Maybe it was because Spencer didn’t allow himself to deal with the fact Morgan left the team and here was Luke who Spencer saw as trying to replace his friend.
Everyone hoped it would get better over time. And then Spencer was arrested and after his release he was even more hostile towards Luke.
The two men could barely be in a room together without Spencer making some kind of snide remark about the other man.
Luke was very good at turning the other cheek, rarely retaliating and taking it on the chin.
But he had no idea what he’d done to piss off Spencer so much.
So it wasn’t a secret that Spencer and Luke did not get along.
It also wasn’t a secret that the two self-proclaimed enemies were working through their frustrations towards one another in the bedroom.
It was supposed to be clandestine. The two men thought they were being sneaky. But it didn’t take a profiler to figure out what was going on.
It started to become clear when Luke took to blushing when Spencer walked in a room. Soon the two men were coming into work with visible hickeys and were both very dismissive about how they got them.
Matt was the first to point it out.
They were in a police precinct in some small town on the outskirts of Texas when Emily sent Luke and Spencer to the morgue.
As they left the room, Spencer couldn’t help himself.
“Why do I always get stuck with you?” He scoffed, grabbing up his satchel.
“It’s not exactly a walk in the park being paired with you either, Reid.” Luke rolled his eyes as he headed towards the door.
The doorway wasn’t big enough for them both to walk through at the same time and as they both tried to step through it, they bumped into one another.
Luke instantly blushed furiously, averting his gaze from Spencer and stepping aside for the other man to pass before awkwardly following him.
Once they left, Matt looked up at the rest of his team from the file on the table.
“So they’re sleeping together, right?” He addressed the room.
“Most definitely.” Tara nodded in agreement.
“Pretty sure they have been for a while.” Rossi didn’t even look up from his file when he spoke.
“Do they really think they’re subtle?” JJ laughed.
“Idiots. Truly.” Emily agreed.
None of the team told the boys they knew of what they got up to in their spare time, hoping if they were having sex they would be less antagonistic towards one another.
But even getting laid didn’t stem their aversions to each other.
Maybe they would never get along. But as long as it didn't affect the team, they didn’t much care what the two men got up to.
***
Spencer didn’t exactly know why he didn’t like Luke Alvez.
Spencer had been in a bad mood the day he met Luke, frustrated by being unable to help his mother and her decreasing mental state.
He could usually keep his personal and professional life separate but his foul mood had spilled over to work that day and he’d taken it out on the newest member of the team.
He hadn’t meant for it to go on this long. He’d had every intention of apologising and moving on.
He’d just never gotten around to it.
Maybe he was bitter because Morgan left. Maybe he was annoyed that Luke had come to Mexico and seen Spencer at his most vulnerable when Spencer barely knew him.
Or maybe it was because Spencer couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this attracted to another human being.
Every time Luke walked into a room, Spencer’s chest tightened. Whenever Luke made eye contact with him, his heart skipped a beat. And Luke’s playful smile had a habit of making Spencer’s cock stiffen.
It was possible part of the reason for Spencer keeping him at arm's length was because after everything he’d been through the past year, the last thing he needed was to fall for someone.
And Luke Alvez would be so easy to fall for.
It wasn’t until two months after he left prison that he even knew Luke was interested in men.
It had started a night out with the team and somehow ended up in Spencer’s bed.
It was typical of Luke to decide to call it a night at the same time as Spencer. Spencer swore he did it on purpose.
The two of them stood on the curb outside the bar waiting for cabs in silence. Spencer kept his eyes trained on the road, refusing to look at Luke or even acknowledge his existence.
Luke thankfully was smart enough not to try and engage him.
When a cab pulled up, both men stepped forward to reach the rear door.
Spencer frowned at Luke heavily.
“I was waiting first. Get your own cab.” He snarled at the older man.
“We live in the same direction.” Luke rolled his eyes. “Let’s just share this one.”
“I’m good.” Spencer shook his head, grabbing the door handle and opening the door. “I’m sure there will be another one along soon.”
Luke grinded his teeth and just as Spencer went to close the door, Luke suddenly stepped in the way so he couldn’t shut it.
“What are you doing?” Spencer spat at him.
“Just stop being a dick for five minutes, Reid and scoot over.” Luke stood his ground.
He saw Spencer’s jaw clench and his nostrils flare. If it were any other place he might have argued but the cab driver already looked frustrated and Spencer didn’t want to piss him off.
He rolled his eyes and huffed loudly so Luke knew he wasn’t happy before he slid over to allow the other man room.
Luke smiled smugly as he got in the cab and Spencer wanted to slap it off of him.
Or maybe even kiss it off of him.
Both of them were sober, Spencer not much of a drinker these days and Luke only having consumed two beers. But if anyone was to ask how they ended up where they did that night, they would blame alcohol.
For the most part the ride was silent and uneventful. But a few blocks from Spencer’s apartment, things took a turn.
“You know,” Luke turned to him suddenly. “I really don’t get what your problem is with me.”
“You don’t get my problem with you?” Spencer raised an eyebrow at him.
“No.” Luke shook his head.
“For starters you’re extremely cocky. You think you’re God’s gift to women with your puppy dog eyes and all your muscles and nice hair.” Spencer was just getting started but Luke suddenly smiled at him.
“Men.” Luke smirked.
“Excuse me?” Spencer frowned.
“I think I’m God's gift to men. I don’t date women.”
Spencer opened his mouth to speak but quickly closed it. He repeated this a few times, no words coming out.
Luke chuckled loudly at the sight.
“Oh my gosh, I have rendered Doctor Spencer Reid speechless? I never thought I’d see the day.”
Spencer hoped in the dark of the cab that Luke wouldn’t see the blush that had spread to his cheeks or the way he was now pitching a tent in his slacks at the way Luke spoke his honorific.
“I just…I didn’t realise.” Spencer swallowed.
“I get that a lot.” Luke shrugged. “You on the other hand…”
“Oh yeah I’m not subtle. Everyone knows I’m gay.” Spencer gave him a tight lipped smile.
“So to confirm,” Luke suddenly furrowed his brow. “You have a problem with me because I have nice hair?”
“I have a problem with you because you’re always missing the point.” Spencer rolled his eyes.
“But also…you think I have nice hair.” A smirk tugged at the corners of Luke’s lips. “And puppy dog eyes and muscles?”
“It’s not up for debate whether or not you have muscles. You clearly have muscles. It’s not a matter of opinion.”
“But my puppy dog eyes…”
“Oh, be quiet.” Spencer scoffed. “You really are the king of missing a point aren’t you, Alvez?”
“I focus on what’s important.” Luke shuffled closer to Spencer in the back seat and Spencer felt a knot forming in his throat. “Do you have any opinions on any of my other features? I’m told I have a really nice smile.”
Spencer couldn’t help the shuddered breath that escaped his lips as Luke gave him one of his extremely nice smiles.
“It’s uh…” Spencer swallowed. “It’s alright, I guess.”
Luke moved even closer to Spencer and Spencer pushed himself back up against the cab door.
“You know it’s ok to dislike me and be attracted to me right?” Luke chuckled.
“I’m not…I’m definitely not…” Spencer tried to move further away and half considered opening the cab door and throwing himself from the moving vehicle.
“Ok.” Luke shrugged. “You’re not attracted to me.”
“No.”
“And I’m certainly not attracted to you.” His voice was dripping with sarcasm.
“Good. That’s good. I am not attracted to you and you are not attracted to me. Perfect. Works out nicely.” Spencer chewed on his lip.
“So given that we’re not attracted to each other. It would be completely pointless for us to kiss.” Luke got closer still.
Spencer swallowed as another lump formed in his throat.
“I mean,” his voice cracked. “I suppose it wouldn’t hurt, you know? Just to uh…just to prove we’re not attracted to each other.”
“Like an experiment?” Luke smirked, hands moving to cup Spencer’s face.
“I’m a scientist. I like experiments.” Spencer subconsciously licked his bottom lip.
“So we kiss just to prove we don’t find each other attractive?”
“It’s the only way to be sure.” Spencer nodded.
Luke chuckled briefly before edging even closer to Spencer.
Spencer felt Luke’s hot breath on his face and he made an involuntary whimpering sound.
Luke’s face broke out into a smile as he brushed his nose against Spencer’s.
“So I’m going to kiss you now.” He whispered.
“O-ok.” Spencer swallowed and then Luke’s lips crashed against his own, banishing all the air from Spencer’s lungs.
Spencer couldn’t help but gasp and Luke was quick to plunge his tongue inside his mouth.
Both men moaned into the kiss as Luke hungrily explored Spencer’s mouth, holding onto his face for dear life.
Spencer was whimpering and whining and then moaned deeply when Luke nibbled his bottom lip.
The kiss was hotter than was appropriate for the back of a cab but neither of them cared.
Luke practically had him caged against the door, quite literally kissing the air from his lungs.
When Luke did pull back he smirked at Spencer.
“Well that settles it,” he whispered. “Definitely not attracted to you.”
“Nope.” Spencer panted. “Not at all.”
Seconds later the cab came to a stop outside of Spencer’s apartment and Spencer had to snap himself back to reality.
“Oh uh…” he ran his hand through his hair. “This is me.”
“Right.” Luke smiled at him.
He’d never seen the other man so flustered before.
“I’ll uh…see you tomorrow.” Spencer gave him an awkward wave and quickly jumped out the back door.
By the time he made it around the cab to the curb, Luke was standing on the street.
“Uh…everything ok?” Spencer kept his distance, stuffing his hands in his pockets. “Do you need money?”
“No.” Luke chuckled as the cab peeled away, making Spencer frown.
“How are you…getting home?” Spencer’s heart hammered against his rib cage.
“I just thought that no good hypothesis is proven with just one experiment.” Luke took a step closer to Spencer.
“T-true.” Spencer croaked.
“So I think to really confirm we aren’t attracted to each other, we should probably see each other naked.”
The sound that left Spencer’s lip was best described as a bleat, similar to the noise a sheep would make, causing Luke to laugh.
He stepped closer still, until he was right in front of Spencer.
“I’ve never seen you like this.” Luke smiled in amusement.
“L-like what?” Spencer swallowed again.
“So flustered.”
“I’m not flustered.” Spencer pouted, his cheeks flushing red.
“Oh my bad. Is this what you look like when you’re calm and collected?” Luke dared take a step even closer.
“Maybe.” Spencer nodded pathetically.
“Hmm.” Luke mused, reaching out and running his fingers along Spencer’s tie. “So I suppose it wouldn’t bother you in the slightest if I called you Doctor?”
Spencer hissed, his cock twitching in his pants. He’d been hard since the cab and it was yet to die down.
“Fuck that’s not fair.” He whined. “I’d have that reaction to anyone calling me Doctor in that tone.”
“What if I said I would very much like to see you naked, Doctor?” Luke gave his tie a gentle tug and he saw the shiver pass up Spencer’s spine.
“I uh…I can’t see that being a problem.” Spencer agreed.
Luke laughed as he stepped back, motioning Spencer towards the door of his building.
Spencer’s nerves betrayed him as he fumbled getting the door unlocked. He refused to look back at Luke as he took to the stairs.
He once again struggled with unlocking his door and slowly stepped inside the apartment.
He heard the door close behind him and he felt almost sick with nerves.
It had been a long time since Spencer had felt this nervous around a man. Over the years he’d grown a lot more confident in his abilities in the bedroom and he knew that, for whatever reason, men found him attractive.
But this was Luke Alvez.
Luke Alvez who Spencer had been inconceivably attracted to since the first moment he met him. Luke Alvez who Spencer had lost count how many times he’d pleasured himself thinking about.
Luke Alvez who Spencer had dreamed about having fuck him more times than was certainly healthy.
And now that same Luke Alvez was in his apartment telling Spencer he wanted to see him naked.
Spencer had never felt more insecure about his naked body than he did in that moment.
He still wasn’t looking at Luke and he jumped a little when he felt Luke’s hand on his shoulder.
He slowly turned, eyes wide like a deer in headlights.
“We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” Luke smiled softly at him. “I’m sorry if I’m coming on too strong.”
“I’m not normally like this.” Spencer confessed.
“Like what?”
“Flustered, as you put it.” Spencer swallowed yet again. “I’m confident in myself. I know I come across shy and awkward but after years of working on my self confidence I can happily say I am attractive. I am also good in bed. Very good in bed.
So usually I am not like this. Because I know for a fact, it is a proven hypothesis, that I will have you screaming my name and begging for more. But yet I feel strangely insecure right now. And I don’t know what to do with that.”
Luke’s lip twitched into a smile and he cupped Spencer’s face with one hand.
“Screaming your name and begging for more, huh?” He cocked an eyebrow.
“You have no idea.” Spencer couldn’t help but smile.
“Now who’s being cocky?”
“It’s not cocky if it’s true.” A surge of confidence washed over Spencer and he took advantage of it.
He gripped Luke’s shoulders and shoved him backwards against the nearest wall.
Luke gasped at the sudden switch in power dynamic but Spencer didn’t give him a chance to speak as he was crashing their lips together again.
Luke moaned as Spencer took the lead this time and his tongue entered his mouth. Spencer grinded against him and they could both feel how hard the other man was.
Spencer didn’t waste anymore time and his hand was soon trailing down Luke’s chest until he found his bulge and palmed him through his slacks.
Luke moaned again, bucking his hips against Spencer’s hand. Spencer knew Luke was putty in his hands.
When he suddenly withdrew his hand Luke whimpered at the lack of contact, making Spencer chuckle.
He tore his lips from the older man’s with a smirk.
“Why did you stop?” Luke whined, his earlier bravado all but gone.
“I thought maybe we’d move this to the bedroom. Not that I’m opposed to letting you fuck me against my front door.” Spencer smirked.
“Yes. Bedroom.” Luke nodded dumbly and he let Spencer lead him through the living room to the room over the back of the apartment.
Spencer stood in the middle of his room and folded his arms over his chest.
“Well?” He cocked an eyebrow.
“Well, what?” Luke frowned.
“You’re the one that said about seeing each other naked. So get undressed.” Spencer told him sternly.
Luke’s brain kicked back into action and he nodded whilst quickly moving his hands to work on his shirt buttons.
Spencer lazily undid his tie and let it hang around his neck while he watched Luke get his shirt undone and discard the fabric on the floor.
Spencer let out a shaky breath as he took in Luke’s muscular torso. Even in his most vivid dreams Luke never looked so good.
“Tit for tat, Doctor.” Luke smirked at him as Spencer eyed him up and down.
“You’re still dressed.” Spencer met his eyes.
“I’m not standing here completely naked if you’re still dressed. Off with your shirt.”
Spencer rolled his eyes, flinging his tie to the floor before scrambling with the buttons of his shirt. He got a little self conscious when he reached the last few, knowing he’d put on a little weight since prison.
Luke gave him a soft, encouraging smile as he finished unbuttoning it and closed his eyes as he removed it and dropped it to the floor.
“Good god, Doctor.” Luke hissed. “I’ve waited so long to see what’s under that shirt.”
The way Luke was looking at him hungrily made all of Spencer’s insecurities melt away and his confidence returned.
“Pants off.” He growled at Luke.
“Only if you do as well.” Luke challenged him.
At the same time both men started quickly unbuttoning their pants, both having the same idea and pulled their boxers off as well.
When they both looked back at each other, both now naked and hard, they smiled at each other.
“Fuck.” Luke chuckled, closing the space between them and capturing Spencer’s lips in a deep kiss.
They grinded against each other, moaning into the other's mouth as Spencer pulled Luke back towards the bed.
They fell to the mattress, lips never leaving the others for a second. Luke rolled his hips against Spencer’s when Spencer gave his firm ass a squeeze.
Luke moved his lips to Spencer’s neck and sucked deeply on his flesh. Spencer writhed on the bed, desperately hoping Luke would leave marks.
When his lips got lower, Spencer’s stomach tightened in anticipation. A trail of goosebumps followed in the wake of Luke’s lips down his chest and torso.
Luke looked up at him from between Spencer’s legs and shot him a smirk before lapping his tongue over Spencer’s head.
Spencer growled, rocking his hips and gripping the bedsheets in his hands.
Luke smiled to himself before taking Spencer in his mouth, wrapping his lips around the other man’s head.
Spencer whimpered at the sensation and stared down at Luke as Luke slowly started taking him inch by inch in his mouth.
He watched in awe as his cock disappeared inside Luke’s warm mouth until he hit the back of Luke’s throat.
“Oh fuck!” He moaned, unable to stop from bucking into Luke’s mouth.
Luke glanced up at him while he moved back up, running his tongue along the vein on the underside of Spencer’s shaft.
Spencer swore he was seeing stars when Luke started to move faster, each time taking Spencer all the way in his mouth before moving back up again,
Spencer was whimpering and wriggling beneath him, occasionally swearing under his breath.
Luke was a master with his mouth. He knew exactly what to do to bring Spencer close to the edge in no time.
Between his deft tongue, the slight teasing of his teeth and the hand that started playing with Spencer’s balls, Spencer was a complete goner.
“Fuck…you’re t-too good at that.” He whined, rolling his hips against Luke’s face.
He felt Luke smile around him as he lapped his tongue over Spencer’s head, gathering his precome on his tongue.
“Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!” Spencer moaned, eyes rolling back into his head.
Luke descended his shaft again, giving his balls a firm squeeze while Spencer slammed against the back of his throat again.
He felt the other man trembling beneath him as he hollowed his cheeks around him, lightly grazing him with his teeth.
“Unfair.” Spencer whined. “So unfair how good that feels.”
His breathing was heightened, chest heaving. His stomach was in knots and he knew he wouldn’t be able to last much longer.
“C-can I come in your m-mouth?” He stuttered, screwing the bedsheets up so tightly his knuckles turned white.
Luke looked up at him and nodded, taking him all the way in his mouth once more.
It only took a few more ascents and a firmer squeeze of the other man’s balls before Spencer’s body spasmed and he screamed so loudly the walls practically shook.
His come filled Luke’s waiting mouth and Luke swallowed every drop of him. When he was sure Spencer was completely spent, whining and rolling on the bed, he slowly pulled off.
He pulled Spencer into a sitting position and kissed him furiously, sitting himself in Spencer’s lap.
Luke wrapped his arms around Spencer’s neck while one of Spencer’s hands gripped his ass cheek.
Spencer’s other hand wandered between their bodies and took hold of Luke’s shaft. Luke was already leaking just from sucking Spencer off and Spencer used his precome to lubricate his movements.
Luke’s head rolled back to his shoulders as Spencer’s hand worked him. He pumped him fast while kneading his ass cheek and watched the way Luke’s chest was rising and falling with his heavy breaths.
It didn’t take much time at all for Luke’s cock to start twitching in Spencer’s hand and soon he was coming all over both of their chests.
Luke immediately kissed Spencer again, pushing him back against the pillows.
“Ready to admit you’re attracted to me, Alvez?” Spencer spoke against his lips.
“Hmm I think a few more tests are still in order.” Luke mumbled into his mouth.
“Hmm, what did you have in mind?”
Luke sat back and stared down at Spencer darkly.
“Just wait and see, Doctor.”
***
Luke had thought after that night he and Spencer might finally be able to get along.
Boy was he wrong.
If anything, Spencer was more hostile towards him after they slept together than he was before.
So Luke told himself never again. But even the best laid plans went awry sometimes.
All Spencer had to do was look at Luke in that way and the older man was putty in his hands. When Spencer turned up again and again at Luke’s front door, Luke was dumb to do anything but let the other man in.
And somehow over six months passed and Luke found himself well and truly caught in Spencer’s web.
He allowed the other man to talk down to him, he accepted his rudeness and his attitude because he knew it wouldn’t be long before he had Spencer screaming his name between the sheets.
But it took its toll on Luke. He wanted more than Spencer was willing to give him. He wanted to go on dates and hold hands in public. Was it too much to ask that Spencer just be nice to him?
It all came to a head on a case in Baltimore.
Spencer was being particularly belligerent towards everything Luke had to say regarding the case, shutting him down and ignoring his theories.
The whole team was walking on eggshells around them, the tension so thick it felt like it could choke them.
Eventually Luke had had enough. He was sick of always being treated this way and being expected to just crawl back into bed with Spencer afterwards.
He didn’t mean to snap the way he did, in front of the whole team, but Spencer pushed him to it.
“Seriously, what is your problem?” Luke slammed his file down on the table, glaring at Spencer.
“I don’t have a problem.” Spencer spat.
“Oh really? So you’re just being an ass for no reason? I’m sick of this, Spencer! I have done nothing to deserve the way you treat me. This isn’t fair.” Luke folded his arms across his chest.
“Guys can we please just-“ Emily started but Spencer quickly cut her off.
“I can’t stand the sound of your voice.” Spencer scoffed, turning his back on Luke to look at the map on the board.
“Yeah, well last night would suggest otherwise.” The words came flying out of Luke’s mouth before he could stop them.
He saw Spencer’s back stiffen before he slowly turned back to look at him, eyes wide in shock.
“I uh…you…” Spencer stuttered.
“Save it, Spence. We all know you’re sleeping together.” JJ chuckled.
Luke and Spencer stared at each other for several long minutes while JJ’s words sunk in.
Spencer felt his stomach tighten into knots and a deep blush spread to his cheeks.
Eventually Luke opened his mouth to speak but before any words could come out, Spencer was fleeing the room.
Luke watched him go but didn’t dare follow him. Instead he stayed with his tail between his legs and tried to ignore the looks his team members were giving him.
***
Luke tried to let it go. He really tried. But after practically wearing a hole in the motel carpet from his pacing, he knew something had to be done.
Before he could talk himself out of it he marched from the room and down the corridor towards Spencer’s room.
He didn’t even hesitate when he thumped loudly on the door.
He heard a groan from inside and it was almost a full minute before Spencer came to the door.
When he answered and Luke saw he was wearing nothing but a towel slung low around his waist and still had water cascading down his skin from a recent shower, all of the things Luke planned on saying left his brain.
He eyed Spencer up and down before his eyes landed on the other man’s lips. Suddenly Luke pounced on him, crashing their lips together and pushing Spencer back inside the room.
The door was kicked closed and Luke quickly got rid of Spencer’s towel while Spencer helped Luke out of his clothes.
They fell to Spencer’s bed while they made out messily, erections grinding against each other.
Spencer flipped them over so he was on top and sat back from Luke’s lips. He took hold of Luke’s shaft in one hand and his own in his other and started stroking them in unison.
Luke watched him in awe, his wet hair dripping deliciously onto his face, water droplets rolling down his chest.
Spencer smirked at him as he worked on getting them both off with his hands and all Luke could do was watch dumbly.
Spencer expertly jerked them both off but stopped just shy of their orgasms.
He laid back on top of Luke and kissed him again, once again rolling them over so he was now flush with the mattress.
“Need you.” He panted, parting his legs for Luke to kneel between.
“Need you too.” Luke agreed.
Usually their sex was more on the rough side, Spencer always controlling the pace, never giving over dominance to Luke.
Tonight it was softer, slower and Luke kissed Spencer languidly while he made love to the younger man.
Spencer came between their bodies while Luke wasn’t far behind, filling the condom with his load.
When he pulled out, he fell down to the bed, panting and sweating while he rode out his high.
Spencer on the other hand was quick to get up from the bed and started dressing in the clothes he’d been wearing earlier.
Luke’s brain was a little cloudy so he watched him for a moment until he snapped out of his daze.
Spencer pulled on his boxers and then his shirt, not doing it up before he turned back to Luke.
“You should go now.” Spencer folded his arms over his chest while Luke frowned at him.
“Seriously?” Luke raised an eyebrow at him. “Jeez, the condom barely hit the trash.”
“I’m tired. It’s been a long day.” Spencer shrugged, keeping his arms folded as though it was a barrier between them.
Luke grinded his teeth as he jumped up from the bed, quickly locating his boxers and pulling them up his legs.
All the things he’d meant to say to Spencer came flooding back in a wave of anger that had been building since the day he met the doctor.
“I’m done with this.” He grabbed his shirt and stuffed his arms inside it, frantically trying to get the buttons done up. “That was the last time that’s happening. I’m done being your goddamn booty call, Reid.”
“Oh please.” Spencer scoffed. “You can’t stay away from me.”
“I mean it. I’m sick of this hot and cold. If we’re sleeping together you have to be nice to me! I’ve never done anything but try to be your friend and you treat me like shit! And then you expect me to just drop everything when you want to have sex. I’m done, I don’t deserve to be treated this way.” He grabbed his pants and almost fell over in his hurry to get them on.
“You’re getting laid, stop whining about it.” Spencer rolled his eyes.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Luke spat. “You are nice to literally everyone else but me. Everyone talks about how charming and friendly Doctor Reid is but I’ve only ever seen this rude asshole. Tell me, Spencer, what have I done to you to make you hate me so much?”
Spencer’s jaw tightened and he let his arms fall to his sides.
He rolled his bottom lip between his teeth a few times while Luke glared at him, awaiting an answer.
“You didn’t do anything. Not really.” Spencer grumbled.
“So why are you like this? We have fucking great sex, why ruin that by being an ass all the time?”
“We’re not friends. We’re never going to be friends. It’s just sex, why do you need to complicate it?”
“Complicate it? I’m asking you to be nice to me! How does that complicate anything?” Luke raised his voice a little.
“I can’t be nice to you ok?” Spencer raised his voice, arms waving frantically in the air.
“Why not?” Luke huffed.
“Because,” Spencer whined a little. “If I’m nice to you then you might, I don’t know, like me or something.”
Luke frowned deeply and scratched the back of his neck.
“You don’t want me to like you?” His confusion was written all over his face.
“I need you not to like me.” Spencer softened a little, pouting his bottom lip.
“I don’t understand.” Luke shook his head.
Spencer sighed loudly as though he was frustrated at having to spell it out for Luke.
“I’m a fucking mess.” He shook his head sadly. “Even before prison I was a fucking mess. And I met you and you’re…you’re perfect in literally every conceivable way. And I knew if I let myself get close to you I would fall for you. But you can do better than me, so much better. So I figured keeping you at arms length was easier than an outcome where I fell in love with someone who would never be there to catch me.”
Somewhere during his speech, tears started to fall from his eyes and he was quick to try and wipe them on the back of his hand.
Luke’s jaw was slack, mouth open as he stared at Spencer and took in his words.
Luke stayed silent, at an absolute loss for what to say. He never dreamed there would be a world where Spencer felt that way about him.
When Luke didn’t reply, Spencer spoke again, hating the awkwardness of the silence.
“I guess the jokes on me because I fell in love with you anyway.” He wiped his eyes again.
Luke’s heart practically beat out of his chest. Without meaning to, he found himself crossing the room closer to Spencer.
“You…you mean it?” He croaked, feeling tears pricking his eyes.
“Do I look like I’m lying right now?” Spencer sniffed.
“So, just so I’m clear.” Luke stepped even closer. “You’ve been an asshole to me because you liked me but you didn’t think you were good enough for me?”
“Pretty much the gist of it, yeah.” Spencer chewed on his lip.
“Why don’t you let me decide who’s good enough for me. And you’re crazy if you think I could ever do better than you.” Luke reached him and cautiously took hold of his face in his hands.
Spencer practically melted into his touch, small tears still rolling down his cheeks.
“Y-you want me for more than just s-sex?” He whimpered.
“I want you for so much more than sex. As long as you promise to be nice to me.” Luke smiled, stroking his cheek.
“I was such an idiot.”
“Yes, for a genius you were incredibly stupid. But it’s ok, I like you anyway.” Luke chuckled.
“You do?” Spencer’s eyes went wide like a small child.
“I do.” Luke whispered, leaning in to rest his forehead against Spencer’s. “I might even go as far to say that I love you.”
“Might?” Spencer’s lip twitched into a small smile.
“Hmm.” Luke mused. “It’s still an unproven hypothesis.”
“Maybe you should carry out some tests to help with that theory.” Spencer’s arms wrapped around Luke’s neck, keeping him close. Not that he planned on going anywhere.
“Oh I intend to carry out some rigorous testing.” Luke let his lips brush against Spencer’s before whispering, “I’m going to test it all night long.”
Taglist
All ships & genres
@muffin-cup @andiebeaword @measure-in-pain @takeyourleap-of-faith @thebloomingeagle @dirtytissuebox @smurphyse @ssa-uglywhore27 @reidselle
Ralvez
@multixfandomwriter @kuolonsyoja @drayshadow @tobias-hankel @sassymoon @sinfulspencer
#rbc1yearcelebration#spencer reid#luke alvez#spencer reid x luke alvez#ralvez#ralvez fanfic#ralvez smut#ralvez fanfiction#spencer reid x luke alvez fanfiction#criminal minds#criminal minds smut#criminal minds fanfiction
94 notes
·
View notes
Text
ah and that's The Nightmare Stacks finished, so much fun
Alex and Cassie Brewers/Agent First make great protagonists, or protagonist deuteragonist pair
Alex is a lot like early books Bob, in some ways, but not really, it's sort of a just so out of his depth computer/maths nerd thing
he grows so much through the book, but really he needs so much therapy, that he's just not going to get
and Cassie is just a lot of fun to read
it was nice to see a return of Pinky and Brain, their prevalence has been steadily decreasing since The Jennifer Morgue, I don't think they were in Rhesus Chart or Annihilation Score at all, but here they are in full force, and working in a big way with Pete
and the fairies are interesting, a good look at a society shaped by magic, though they don't seem to be massive maths nerds, I suppose giving Alex a bit of a leg up
I don't remember enjoying the next two quite so much, iirc just a bit too miserable
but I'm on to The Delerium Brief next, and then The Labyrinth Index (which I have in fact 100% read before)
I should really look into getting a hold of Return To Yokai Island at some point, never mind the New Management trilogy
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
If I can be bothered I’ll Effortpost about why and how the Entities would slot nicely into the Laundryverse, but right now I’m just thinking about how well or badly the book titles work by At The End Of Worm, When They Fought The Worm standards
on the one hand, I don’t remember there being much about a morgue in Jennifer Morgue I think it was just a code name, so 0 points. I could be wrong but I can’t be bothered to sit through the Bob Cheats On His GF With A Mermaid book RN to find out
On the other, there sure was a big Equoid at the end of Equoid
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓼 ˗ˏˋ ୨♡୧ ˎˊ˗ 𝓲'𝓶 𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪. 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓿𝓲 <3 𝓲'𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮!! 𝓲 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓬 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝔂𝓹𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸 𝓯𝓪𝓻, 𝓲 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓽. 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓯𝓾𝓷.
i'm turning 18 this month.
i'm from alaska, ik pretty cool. i'm in oregon rn. i'm half european. my mom was fully european, and my dad was american obviously. at the end of the day, most americans have european roots, so even if ur european-american, ppl just see u as american 🙄 and tbh since i was born and raised in here and haven't visited europe, i don't really feel my roots that much, don't get me wrong i love my roots but i think i just got my dad's personality and mindset more, but i wanna visit europe so bad and get close to my roots!!
i like anything dark and weird. my aesthetic would be a mix of emo, coquette/morute and grunge/dark fairycore.
i listen to female artists like lana del rey, melanie martinez, ashnikko, clairo, marina, poppy, men i trust, girl in red, suki waterhouse, taylor swift, nicole dollanganger, lady gaga, avril lavigne, halsey, miley cyrus, billie eilish, honey gentry, banshee, kailee morgue, etc.
i listen to some male artists like mgk, corpse husband, role model, mac demarco, eyedress, mareux cavetown, yungblud, d4vd, lil peep, xxxtentacion, the weeknd.
i listen to a lot of bands/duos too, the neighborhood, chase atlantic, maneskin, my chemical romance, nirvana, deftones, linkin park, arctic monkeys, waterparks, paramore, evanescence, crystal castles, cults, etc are some of my favorites.
this is not all i listen to lol. i listen to almost everuthing soft/sad music, rap/hiphop, folkpop, 2000s music, weirdcore, latin music, etc. i love french and russian music too.
thrifting, baking, reading, journaling, sketching, watching horror movies, animated horror stories and true crime documentaries, listening to music, going out at night, etc r the things that bring me joy.
i also watch anime. another, mieruko chan, devils line, diabolik lovers, dance with devils, nana, death note, kemono jihen, phantom in the twilight, seraph of the end, rent a girlfriend, horimiya are by far some of the best animes i've watched. i've watched almost all the studio ghibli movies.
i love 2000s shows like tvd, gossip girl, gilmore girls, skins, pretty little liars, one tree hill, etc. and 2000's movies too (mean girls, clueless, not another teen movie, legally blonde, wild child, she's the man, what a girl wants, the crush, the girl next door, she's all that, the notebook.)
i'm a huge twilight stan. 🦇
my favorite movies are the virgin suicides, lolita, jennifer's body, gone girl, the love witch, girl interrupted, pearl, thirteen, black swan, ginger snaps, buffalo '66.
i like tv shows like the queens gambit, anne with an e, spinning out, dawson's creek, good witch, insatiable, shadowhunters, riverdale, chilling adventures of sabrina, i'm not okay with this, the society, deadly class, you, scream, the originals, fate: the winx saga, the end of the fucking world, the umbrella academy, the haunting, dahmer, clark, ratched, izombie, grand army, 13 reasons why, cobra kai, wednesday, elite, ragnarok, derry girls, baby, etc. i finished hemlock grove, teen wolf and the mist.
i have a list of almost all the movies i've watched but that's for another time.
i mostly watch supernatural/fantasy, horror/thriller, slasher/gruesome, psychological/mystery but i do watch romance/drama sometimes.
i don't watch comedy, only dark comedy/ deadpan.
i like sylvia plath.
i have a lot of celeb crushes but no 1. would be lily rose depp and bill skarsgård.
audrey hepburn is my role model.
i like watching yt too, i watch a lot of stuff. spooky stuff, comedy, vlogs, wieiad videos, a lot of food related stuff, edits. i like watching vogue beauty secrets. i listen to asmr, i'm sure u can imagine what kind 👁️👁️
sam and colby are my comfort youtubers. love jake's vlogs too.
some of my fave youtubers are kate brock, sadie crowell, sydney serena, sophia kleo, julia ayers, elle gibson, alia zaita, jazmin tyler, annika osterlund, blair walnuts, enya umanzor, eva meloche, joyish, fitgreenmind, isabela juliana, isabelle heikens, karissa love, alexandra andersson, romee strigd, kellymichalita, lani pliopa, lauren brodauf, leyla tavas, liezl jayne strydom, lydia campanelli, mina rome, olivia jade, oatmilkmakeup, rosie maio, etc.
i watch rebal d, duncanyounot, danny gonzalez, kurtis conner, chad chad, larray, ravon, alex meyers for laughs. benoftheweek and jordan cunningham is pretty good too.
what else can i say abt myself? here's some facts:
1. i'm obsessive, severely mentally deranged, delusional and unhinged.
2. i have 43 personalities.
3. basically a bimbo.
4. i love love love women.
5. i have a dark/dry humor.
6. silly, goofy, quirky and cursed is how i'd describe myself.
7. your local emo girl.
8. wanna be cool girl.
9. narcissist but also a self hater.
10. not a fact but you're gonna be in love with me.
11. i'm religious.
12. just a good girl that does bad things.
13. will destroy anything i come in contact with.
14. a hopeless romantic.
15. secretly a vampire 🤫🧛🏻♀️.
16. i don't play by the rules.
17. i don't bite unless you want me to.
18. unbothered and chic, that's how i like it.
19. can be a stubborn brat sometimes.
20. practically a grandma. (my friend said so 🤷🏻♀️)
21. i always need someone to tell me they're proud of me.
22. i love exploring and trying new things, making new friends so don't be shy.
23. i'm very open minded.
24. not secretive or mysterious, just misunderstood.
25. sometimes ppl can't tell if i'm being serious or sarcastic.
26. i suffer with depression and anxiety. i have a couple of mental disorders but bpd and ocd are the most serious and active ones. i have a bad temper. i'm indecisive and pretty impatient but working on that. i'm selfish and self-centered. easily bored.
27. some ppl say i give off serial killer vibes hmm.
28. my favorite color is black, guess i didn't even have to say it.
29. comfort food is banana bread. favorite is pasta.
30. i have a huge sweet tooth, i love sweets, baked goods, all of that. dark chocolate and snickers are two ways to my heart ❤️.
31. i'm lactose intolerant, but i just hate cows milk in general 🤢 i go for oat or almond milk but i like my coffee plain, black w nothing. i used to be a coffee addict, sometimes 6-7 cups a day but i stopped. i also drink tea, chamomile, green tea and earl grey is my top three. peppermint is pretty good too.
32. i don't like milk chocolate but some are good like kitkat, snickers, reese's peanut butter cups, toblerone, twix, etc. and never ask me if i like white chocolate 🤮
33. i work at a coffee shop, i used to work at a bookstore and i miss it. idk what my plans for the future is yet. i do wanna open an orphanage. (i'm an orphan and an only child) my uncle raised me, i lived w him for 16 years. he passed away last year. i live with my grandma now.
i could also open a bakery. my friend said i could open a restaurant maybe?
34. my happy places are cemeteries, the woods, abandoned houses/places 🤗
35. my biggest fear is darkness tbh. i also have aquaphobia. i almost drowned once.
36. i dream almost every night. i used to have nightmares.
37. i love shopping. fashion, runway shows, models. some of my fave are kaia gerber, vittoria ceretti, megan roche, suki waterhouse, lily rose depp (obviously), adriana lima, taylor hill, etc.
38. i think love is confusing. i don't do relationships that often. but i'll say i do like my men feisty, a little fucked in the head and dangerous. i have a thing for old men, british guys and psychopaths. i'll tell you more about my type of guy later 💋💋
39. i'm a masochist. if you didn't already read the description. but i'm also a bit asexual.
40. i enjoy gore stuff.
41. i don't drink soda.
42. i never wear bras.
god i said so much stuff. check out my pinterest if you wanna know more about me @vrtualvamp444
i'm also active on instagram, feel free to ask me for it 💋
i have other social medias. you can find me on facebook (yeah facebook, which i don't use anymore, i had a facebook era but oh well), snapchat and discord.
i'm also a little bit addicted to tiktok.
i have spotify, if you listen to any of my playlists, i'll love you forever <3
got wattpad, not a big fan.
i don't have twitter yet.
anyway, i'll also be a tumblr girly from now on so i'll talk a lot abt myself. answer more questions.
nobody asked, i'm just bored.
#newbie #girlblogger #girlblogging #newontumblr #coquette #dollette #dollcore #bimbo #bimbodoll #factsaboutme #gettoknowme #lanadelrey #lizzygrant #lilyrosedepp #sylviaplath
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
for the sleepover thingie: what are your top 3 madney moments?
Oooh great question, Jess! Starting with #3:
In 4x08 "Breaking Point," where Chimney is telling Maddie that he doesn't want her to have a home birth and he's so clearly beyond his limit, and Maddie just listens and nods and says, easy as anything, that she won't have the home birth. My favorite thing about that scene is her care and attention to his needs as her partner and their baby's father, even though she's the one who is pregnant. It's so important to me and it's one of those scenes that goes a long way in showing how equal their relationship is. No one loves the other more; they're truly just... in it together,
In 2x13 "Fight or Flight," where Maddie is in the back of the ambulance and her adrenaline is crashing and she is visibly trying to piece herself together and Buck mentions Chimney and she goes "Chimney's alive?" Yeah. Just. Yeah. Jennifer's delivery of that line and Oliver's delivery of Buck's comfort just *clenches fist* dear god. That scene really does kill the man (me).
In first place, 5x12 "Boston," when Maddie and Chimney see each other again for the first time in months and they both look so undone by the other's presence and Chimney's first words to her, aside from her name, are "You okay?" like. *head in hands frothing at the mouth* I love Maddie, I love her so much, but this woman abandoned him! The man who is the poster boy for abandonment issues! She abandoned their daughter and left her at a fire station! And I get why Maddie did it but it still happened, and it still hurt him. And he's got all these emotions, all this guilt and anger and grief for this woman whom he was looking for in the MORGUE, and his first words to her, after all that and all that pain, are "You okay?" like. it literally slays me EVERY TIME. The profound depth of Chimney's love for her (and her love for him) absolutely rends me apart
#I don't talk about them a lot because I am after all a buddie blog#but madney is my second favorite relationship on 911#i genuinely adore them#madney#jack answers mail
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
365 Marvel Comics Paper Cut-Out SuperHeroes - One Hero, Every Day, All Year…
Supporting Character Supplemental - Augustus Pugliese
Augustus ‘Pug’ Pugliese worked his way through NYU law school as a bouncer at a nightclub called The Velvet Morgue. His life was saved by Spider-Man who fended off the attack of several members of the Maggia crime family. From this day onward Pugliese has dedicated his career to helping superhumans in thanks.
He would go on to become a lawyer for Goodman, Lieber, Kurtzberg & Holliway specializing in legal services covering all aspects of superhuman law. Herein he became colleagues with Jennifer Walter, the Sensational She-Hulk. Some time later, Pugliese represented Spider-Man in a defamation case against The Daily Bugle.
A version of Pug features in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, appearing in the Disney+ series, She-Hulk: Attorney at Law and portrayed by actor Josh Segarra. The charter first appeared in the pages of She-Hulk Vol. 1 #1 (2004).
#365 Marvel Comics Heroes#Augustus Pugliese#She-Hulk#She-Hulk: Attorney at Law#Josh Segarra#cut-out#paper art
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Name 10 favorite songs with names in the title:
tagged by@annieofhearts <3
Clementine - Halsey
Barbie and Ken - Scene Queen
Persephone - Sidney Gish
Just Monika: A Doki Doki Literature Club Song - Random Encounters OR30, Adrian Figueroa
Talia - King Princess
You & Jennifer -bülow
Medusa - Kailee Morgue
Baxter 3rd is Under Fucking Siege - Penelope Scott
Samson - Regina Spektor
Kyle and the Kids - The Bojack Horseman Soundtrack
tagging @ivanhoe-dont-do-it, @runawaymarbles, @tremarctos-ornatus, @galwithalibrarycard, @sirenofthetimes and @kierpenta
#i promise the last one is not a joke#idk man idk#also i did in fact have to go through my spotify for this bc this was suprisingly hard
5 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
mintlily
lily’s art blog
hauntedcupcakegladiator
Untitled
wandsandrings
rowan5ever
dryrobe
dryrobe
travelhvac-blog
HVAC