Just spotlighting this one funny screenshot I found - this is one of the rare times in the game where my warlock Tav's patron (the Great Old One) ever comes up in the game. To my recollection, outside of characters conversationally mentioning that Tav has a warlock pact, my Tav's patron comes up when:

my Tav calls to it for help and it does not care at all that Jaheira is doing vine bondage on her

It encourages Tav to stick her arm into the slimy Moonrise hole because it is excited and curious about the Absolute

and, as shown above, when it wishes to express that it hates Dribbles the Clown

Honestly, amazing. The fact that Tav's patron is comparatively hands-off, but reserves one of its rare interjections, the only time it wants to CAUTION Tav instead of being indifferent to her peril, to express an extraplanar dislike of the clown is *chef's kiss*

Sooooo I was using fantasy name generator, as one does, just to look for inspiration for the name of my warlock's patron since I wasn't feeling any of the canon 5e options for the Great Old One. I went to the mindflayer name one, to see if there was one that sounded just 'eldritch entity' enough in my head.

Tell me why the second option was KEN 😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing, fantasy name generator really said:

Ken, the warlock patron of beach ✨

The Hermit

Help me build a D&D PC!

Alright, we're a Kobold Warlock of the Great Old One! Now it's time for our background! Because there's literally dozens of possible choices, I'm just gonna narrow it down to 10.

also btw, for the new hermitcraft fans who haven’t been around for the turn of one season to another before: get excited! I cannot overstate how much the creative energy is entirely reinvigorated and how FUN watching the “brand new server” episodes are when they first come out like START OF SEASON TIME IS SOME OF THE BEST HERMITCRAFT TIME. get hyped for that!!!!

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

woohoo to me staring a new sketchbook:))) I customized the cover myself just because. yeah

Ian Miller - Cthulhu Temple

at this point I'm not going to finish this, but I need everyone to know that I don't CARE that it was Kamejim, this scene has been replaying itself in my brain for the past week --

“poncho: jedi master edition” is such a good and necessary cal kestis form, seeing him attempt to teach a gaggle of padawans is simply the best thing i could imagine. i hope they also roast him sometimes in true middle schooler fashion <3

ok so i drew this AGES ago (way before the other post) and I think this counts as an excuse to post it! they probably do accidentally roast him a little but one of the ways they forget compassion in lieu of middle schooler "dont care about adults" is:

Can't talk, thinking about accidentally triggering claiming and mating behaviors in Zhongli -

There's just something about it, you know? Seeing Zhongli, a god - a former Archon- who has placed himself above his base desires and draconic instincts, struggle to hold those very same instincts back when it comes to you.

Perhaps you stayed out just a bit too long for his liking. A surprise rainstorm swept through the harbor, and once you returned to your shared home, you were absolutely soaked. Ah, but you were offered a spare coat from a coworker of yours to keep even just a bit dry - and Zhongli is quietly simmering with displeasure as that scent drowns out yours. Drowns out what should be his scent on you. That which marks you as his. It shouldn't bother him like this; he knows it wasn't intentional. He knows that you merely misjudged the forecasted rain (as you often do, despite him being overly familiar with the weather patterns of the region and reminding you of this constantly) and then accepted help from a man - a coworker, he tries to remind himself . Yet he's barely listening to you as he tugs you out of the offending article and -

Oh...it isn't enough.

There's a cloying, wretched stench stuck to your clothes, and Zhongli's patience is running even thinner as he strips you of these as well. But even after he's kicked those soiled clothes to the side and secured his own coat around you, it still isn't enough. It's as if that offending scent has permeated your skin, sunken in with the rain - and there's a deep seated, rarely seen possessiveness that takes root in his mind. One he hasnt felt since...Archons, since he last took up his former name. It's as though a white hot brand has pierced him and coiled around his senses.

Everything that is logical about this no longer matters; the only thing that makes sense to him is the sudden way he gathers you into his arms and makes haste to the bedroom. Your scent is there, as is his. And this will be a well needed reminder that he doesn't appreciate other claiming his treasure as their own.

D&D PC is complete

Okay, the pc is finally done! A Kobold Warlock of the Great Old One, with a background as a pirate and proficiency in Arcana and Intimidation. I'll have my character sheet done later this week, so get ready for tumblr's player character!

dream from three days ago

IDOL CTHULHU 

Figure by FengRong Culture Original art by STAR shadowmagic