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#the fact that penguin and his goons refer to him as 'pretty boy' is so funny to me
superklutzkent · 26 days
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“coz we just gowt our asses kicked”
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⏳How they confessed to you⏳
(i hope you enjoy💜)
💜Snatcher:
This sooh-deh-ray noodle will train for hours just to say three words. Hat Kid is always there to help him,not because there are i don't know 'Contracually obligated friends'. He told you to meet at his tree house and oooh boy he never felt so nervous ever since.... The incident.
He floats around,thinking until he heard your sweet sound of your voice."Hi Snatcher! Im here!" He turned around to see you of course, only to ask you something "So,why did you called me for?" You asked "Uhm *cough* listen kiddo,i have meaning to ask you something." "Another contract?" "No,something else." Shockingly,he would never deny a contract so what is it?
"Ever since you came into my forest,i though you were just another fool, but when i saw you how you cared for everybody, even me, i've realized something else." he came a little closer to your height (you smol bean❤) "You probably heard from kid (Hat Kid) about my past." He paused,seeing combination between sadness in his eyes and anger, then continued "I though i could never find somebody after that, until i met you." He took your hands in his, shooked from what did he said until- " I may be a soul stealer ,but i could never take yours, because you already took my heart." You blushed from his sweet words that are unbelievable to hear. You hugged him and said "Of course i will be yours, you fool!" He chuckled from that pun, because he was your fool.
📣Conductor:
Your Scootish bird thing will be strict when preparing dinner in his train. Express Owls will be 'expressing' everything they have to stop being yelled while living in small apartments (get this reference and you get a cookie🍪)(also i will try to make him sound Scottish) "Hurry up ye Peck Necks! Lassie is gunna come any minute and ye still ain't dun yet?!" " But didn't you call her 10 minutes ago?" One of the Express Owls said. Well, he DID call her not to rush."Uh, but it ain't ye exuse to prepare NOW!".
~1 hour later~
You come to Dead Bird Studios only to be greeted by receptionist, but you only came because Conductor needed you for something, but when going for the door, there was a paper that said 'sorry lassie,I mean't go to me Owl Express. Again sorry lassie. -Conductor'. Great, more walking.
~A half hour later~ (in spongebob version)
After half an hour you saw Owl Express,entered in to see a.... Table with roses? With a pink spotlight? At the table you see...a nice dressed Conductor? What is this,romantic movie? Lady and the Tramp? Except birds? This is getting crazier. "Let's have a talk heart-to-heart. Have a seat, lassie." (Get this reference and you have to comment down below) You sit on chair,little cringed about it like 'Dude isn't this chezzy' kind of cringe "I know this will(?) sound ridiculous but... I love ye (Y/N)." You didn't expect that,did ya?" When ye came into studio,i fell in love with ye,but that DJ Peck Neck would always flirt with ye, that made me angry." Well DJ Grooves did say too much compliments
"But it's ye choice lassie." You took his hands and said "Well...i already choosed" You can actually see that fang(?) smile rising on his face. While you two enjoy the silent conffesion, you hear one Express Owl cughing until he said "Umm sorry to interrupt but......who controls the train if you re here?"
Oh no. Here come the P-word-angry-bird-!"YOU PECK-NECK, WHY DIDN'T YE SAID IT SOONER! I'TS ME BABY!"
📽Dj Grooves:
No.
Please.
He LIVES FOR IT DARLING!
Romantic dinner? Please,this high-heel wearing penguin will make everthing PERFECT to make sure you're feeling welcomed like A STAR!
You were waiting for DJ Grooves to finish his movie until you see some Moon Penguins bringing....candles? Weird. They saw you and quickly run in studio. Well ain't you a PECK NE-!
Ahem let's continue.
You chased them down to see Grooves with MOON PENGUINS THAT YOU CHASED! You hid very quickly,not wanting DJ Grooves to see you"So,darling didn't find you,did she?" "No,boss she didn't we swear." Replied Moon Penguins. "Oh great! My star shouldn't see this unprepared dinner! She can't know that i prepare this ALL for her!" Wait a minute.....?..........Candles....?......Then this........?........is he making diner because he likes me? Okay,i think you had enough.
"That's it! I can't take this! Grooves why do you acting strange these days?" Him and Moon Penguins are shocked to see you,full of rage that you could even call it 'Starlet's rage' "D-darling! I can explain this!" "Well you better have a reason because i LIKE YOU NO MATTER WHA-!" You just realized that you said that out loud. Whoops "Wait? Really darling? You like me?" "Yes Grooves. And i also know you like me too." "But how? I told Moon Penguins to lock up the studio-!" "There's a vent."
Both of you were silent. Welp that was akward. Let's just say you both were happy that you accepted each other.
A normal girl and disco penguin. How akward can it be?
👔Mafia Boss:
MAFIA WILL NOT BE A WEAKLING TO ASK A GIRL!
Mafia Boss will pretty much ATLEAST ask some of his Mafia Goons for advice cuz he doesn't know about ANYTHING.
You are just sitting at first seats close to stage,where apparently were only Mafia Goons here(*Akwardness arises*).
Then curtains opened only to see Boss of all Mafia "Greetings my Mafia! It is i! The most powerful man you ever witnessed!" He proudly says while Mafia Goons giving the applause to their boss.
You were just wondering where the PECK are you even invited? What did he need you for? And how does he know location of your home?!
"I have a annoucement to make for i have a conffesion!" Weird,will he realize that Cooking Cat makes their food insead of them?
"There's a certain someone who makes me weak! and i don't know why! And i want anwsers!" He pointed his pizza cutter(?) at you.
Yes you.He pointed at you. Like,dude really? What did i do? Isn't Mustache Girl the one who makes you feel weak?
"Ever since you landed on Mafia Town, i felt like a weakling! What magic are you using!?" (get the first quote?) Then the Mafia Goons throw you to the stage,right i front of Mafia Boss "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME,GIRL?!" "Uhh... I...." He was waiting for you to answer.
Hold on-HOLD ON A MINUTE!YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! HE'S THE ONE WHO LITTERALY ORDER HIS GOONS KIDNAP YOU WHILE WATCHING SNATCHER WITH HIDDEN CAMERA! "Wait? What? Whoa,Whoa W H O A. I didn't do anything." "Than why do i have this feeling when i'm around you!?" *Cricket noises*.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Wait................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. "You like me?"The realization hit the chef(?) too ,making him at the same time shocked and sweating so much that he quickly whispered to two Mafias behind him "What do i do?" Two buffed Mafias shrugged "Mafia didn't se our wife for a long time. Mafia can't help you."
(Fun fact: in Mafia Boss's storybook,there's a page that shows some pink,buffed(?) like figures with blond and brown hairs,i can think it's their wives when they look for perfect place now called Mafia Town 😋)
Oh boy,what will he do next. He turned around to see you until he finnaly bursted"I......UH- BE MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER !!!"
(Idk i think it's not in his style to say 'girlfriend' so *yeet out in window)
To be honest,you liked Mafia boss not because of title,it's maybe his....personality? I mean,he's your friend, he'w generous, i mean, that's better then going to spooky manor *wink wink*.
Now you probably thinking 'what happened to (Y/N) and Mafia Boss'?. Weeeeeeeell you two is will try your best to work out your newfound relationship.
Until Mustache Girl comes.
"(Y/N)!!! What you doing here?! there are bad guys EVERYWHERE?!"
🌙Moonjumper: You are pulling his heart! Of course he will confess to his soon-to-be love of his un-life!
You waited for night because that's when Moonjumper would come,well at least Snatcher doesn't bother you
(or maybe he just smug dances along wit Hat Kid and Bow Kid)
"I have arrived!" You hear your friend's gentle voice in the sky.
Now on the ground ,still floating, asked you a odd question that didn't ever tell "Are you in love with someone?" Wait. Wot? "Uh,what do you mean Moon?" He happyily hums "Because i am!" "Oh,really heh. Wait is it-" "No my dear, it isn't her!" "Then who is-WOAH!"
He just snatched (hehe) you in his arms, suprising you"it was you the whole time!" Moonjumper kisses your face then to your lips,seeing him so much happy. Not just his 'I am Moonjumper' happy,but his 'I am Moonjumper AND IM IN LOVE' happy.
You hugged him ,laughing about his 'confession'. I guess even corpses can have somebody to love,right?
❄Vanessa:
She's little shy about it.
You went to visit her in her manor like usual until you saw her running towards you "(Y/N)! You're here!" She hugged you very tightly "I missed you so much!" "I missed you too Vanny. C-can you let me go now?" She let you go while you take some breath "So ,*huff* what did you *huff* call me for?"
You noticed she blushed a little until she said: "I-i...." She nervously paused."I uh...uh...I LOVE YOU (Y/N)! ANDPLEASEDON'TLEAVEMEIDON'TWANNABEALONEIMSORRYPLEASEDON'TBEMA-!" "Whoa hold on Vanessa."You paused her. You let a small chuckle "Vanessa,of course i love you. Why would you think i will leave you-" you se her crying, her red eyes full of saddness and sorrow."B-b-because *sniff* m-my m-m-om w-ould always say that dd-ad l-left her bec-c-cause i w-was born*sniff* that h-he d-d-idn't want me" You hugged her,but she continue to cry."A-and t-that i-i will never find my prince because i was born."
Man,her mom was really uncaring. Seriously,who tells their children the reason why their father of mother left them becsuse they were born? Well,her mother of course.
"Your mom isn't right. She can't blame you just because you were born, that's wrong! I will love to fullest and never let anybody hurt you like that" (the cheeziness) she sniffed, looked at you "You would do that? For me?"you hold her gloved hands and smiled "Anything to make you happy."
She hugged you again,knowing you won't leave her and will accept the way she is.
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