Don't think we forgot about you...
Don't think we forgot about how you were caught playing with your moonbump during your 1 and only tour at the Meyhew Clinic---squatting down with your knees together.
The same day you threatened to selfcide yourself & an unborn baby because you & Sparry were boo'd at the Cirque du Soleil performance.
You forgot to tell NOprah how you went a full day without any selfcide ideation. You were flooded with endorphins from petting the animals & physical touch from your NYC bff.
You were happy all day until your mask slipped in Royal Albert Hall. EMBARRASSED because you were boo'd by the audience & Sparry publicly REJECTED your claw.
You were boo'd for poor job performance. Your claw was rejected because Sparry needed claw-free hands to clap for the special guest.
You and Daniel posted a photo of your disgusting avocado toast, hot tea & chocolates. You gushed about what a wonderful visit the two of you were having, just like old times...
Daniel flew all the way from NYC to London to do your makeup for the engagement but you lied to NOprah.
You told NOprah you were alone and couldn't skip the event because you might commit a murder. You lied to NOprah about your makeup. You told NOprah you had to put your makeup bag in the sink and just get yourself ready for that event.
You lied. You and Sparry lied.
You brag about how easy it is for you to cry on demand and yet somehow you managed to cry throughout the performance without shedding 1 tear from your left (or right) eye.
Thanks for reminding the world that you trauma bonded yourself to Sparry & the BRF by naming your website after their missing (abandoned) Jack Russell Terrier dog named TIGger, and their (abandoned) nannny named TIGgy.
A few hours after squatting in 4 inch heels with her knees together, she's wearing a beachball under her dress & needs Harry's help just to sit down in a chair.
And that coat is still NOT chic or elegant!!
In Trouble with mummy
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propaganda:
❓"How it would go" (youtube link)
❌ "no fucking way am I letting that thang near my pussy. TRIM YOUR NAILS YOU HEATHEN JESUS CHRIST"
✅️ "Imagine if he uses the serums"
✅️ "baral propaganda is to just read “Altered Formula” by Kitty_Bitty on ao3 and then ull understand."
✅️ "I mean with Baral he could take you out dinner beforehand using the W corp serum, well he could do anything with that serum…but let’s stay on track with the statement “take me out to dinner first” he can and he will take you far after that. Smash"
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Robert Sauber (1866-1936), ''The English illustrated Magazine'', Vol. 11, 1893-94
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Profiles in Villainy
Ishiguro
The sinister Ishiguro had been an ‘esper,’ a being possessing remarkable psychic powers. He used these powers for crime, becoming a powerful member of the syndicate known as The Claw.
Ishiguro belived in esper superiority, that those with psychic powers are better than regular humans and are meant to rule over them. Furthermore, the strongest psychics should lord over those with weaker powers. Shortly after joining The Claw, Ishiguro and several other espers challenged the group’s leader, Suzuki. Yet Suzuki possessed much greater powers and the coup was quickly put down. In order to remind these under-bosses to mind their place, each received terrible scars about their faces. Ishiguro received the most scars and has since always covered his face under a mask. He additionally wears a costume that makes him look taller as well as a voice-alteration device that provided him a creepy, child-like voice.
Some time later, Ishiguro and his battalion were tasked with either recruiting or destroying a young esper named Mob. Mob ended up possessing a much greater degree of power than Ishiguro had anticipated and the villain was thwarted in his various attempts to kill the youth. After one final defeat, Ishiguro was killed by Suzuki’s son, Sho.
Actors Rumi Ōkubo and Hiroshi Iwasaki voiced the character in the original anime (with Cristina Vee and Mike McFarland providing the character’s voice in the English dub). Ishiguro first appeared in the ninth episode of the Mob Psycho 100, airing on September 5th, 2016.
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Even though i spent the entirety of the show wondering how on earth the claw was staying in business. Geroge and Nick selling the claw i feel would be more impactful if they owned it for more than like 3 months
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