Obsessed with. This guy
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One irritating thing about playing a halfling in BG3 is that Zephyr’s jump distance is shit compared to the rest of the Brainworms.
Now, there are a few ways around this. I can have Gale cast Enhance Leap as early as level 1. There are also spell scrolls that can have the same effect, such as Dimension Door or Misty Step. Zephyr is a druid, so by level 4, she can wildshape into a dire raven and fly (compared to tabletop D&D, where you don’t get wings until level 8).
But why burn a spell slot or a scroll or a wildshape charge when I can just have Karlach fucking YEET my ass into the great beyond for the low, low price of 2 bludgeoning damage?
Unfortunately, Astarion is NEVER going to let them live it down…
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i may or may not have a nearly 8k word google doc outlining a repaint your heart rewrite in detail
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Re: Communism and organised religion. I actually read a Tumblr post a while ago that argues that Jesus (at least as depicted in the four canonical Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) was actually a pretty not-great person whose raid on the Temple legitimately hurt a lot of poor and working class Jewish people and there’s apparently some evidence that Marx wasn’t particularly enlightened about certain things as well.
OMG YOU GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD THAT JESUS WAS PROBLEMATIC?!?! WE SHOULD CANCEL HIM?!?!
(also, if they think that's what was making life hard for poor first-century CE Jews, just wait until they hear about the Roman Empire. But then, that can't really be anyone's fault since America wasn't invented yet, and/or it IS America's fault for psychically projecting imperialist brainwaves into the past and making sure it was all due to provocation by NATO.)
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About to enter my one-sided Radiostatic era btw
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
Summary:
A chronicle of Husk and Alastor's meetings over the course of the last century — one topside, the rest in Hell. Each time their paths cross, Husk's leads him one step closer to shaking the Radio Demon's hand.
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“You know how shitty it’d be for me to wind up some other Overlord’s bitch?” Husk demanded.
Alastor shrugged, those absurd shoulder pads exaggerating the motion. “I can’t imagine it’d be any worse than revealing to the whole of Hell that you’re flat broke on souls.”
“I ain’t — One more hand, and I coulda won it all back.” Even as he said it, he knew it wasn’t true. A thousand hands couldn’t have dragged him out of the grave he’d dug. That didn’t stop the itch in his fingers to be dealt another.
“I’m sure you could have,” said Alastor, his bright tone buzzing with condescension. “But you didn’t. And now you have a choice to make.”
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so many ppl have amazing takes on my springbonnie and fredbear post it sucks you can't reply to reblog tags
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while reading codename: sailor v, i noticed this interesting anecdote that artemis gives about venus as a planet. he states that earth and venus are two of a kind and that venus is the earth’s twin.
this is just giving me so many brainworms for a canon interpretation of mina and mamo as Disaster Twins™
you see it, right?
image ids:
image 1 — the full page 23 of volume 1 of the manga, wherein minako is floating in space with artemis before she transforms for the first time.
image 2 — a close up of the final panel that has narration from artemis: “venus. its size and mass is roughly that of earth’s. and its core and earth’s are two of a kind. some say that venus is earth’s twin.” // end id
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"Oh, to have a foxian amurta scholar cradle your face with their soft padded hands and treat your wounds with a fond yet exasperated tone of voice."
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I'm watching season 2 and they are in love, your honor GINA AND RICKY HAVE BEEN IN LOVE ALL ALONG
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Me: This is a sweet Gustholomule song :)
Lolly: What if it were sad?
Me: What if it were SADDER?
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guys,, i love,,, barbie,,,
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Y'all ever just see a post that is shaped like a hornet's nest with a giant sign reading KICK ME, and oh god, you want to kick it SO BAD but you know it would be a bad idea? But you still want to?
Since that is me right now. Oy.
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