Maze: "Of course I sent my best men for the job! They'll get it done and no one will even know they were there."

Maze's "Best Men":

Zorian: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Zach: Even better!

Zorian: What the fuck did you-

Zach: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

sometimes, being in uni is also being able to look at a guy straight in the eyes and say you read fanfiction on a regular basis, and when he laughs at you, instead of going haha that was a joke don't worry just stand your ground and be like yeah, it's quite fun actually you should try it.

Reddit is wild I really DID basically just say, “We should be nice to each other” and two people have gotten pissy about this

torn between wanting dnf to do something either completely batshit Insane or something super wholesome and sweet for valentines

for some time now we’ve been going to the same waffle house after last call every weekend and as soon as we all sit down me and amber start passionately arguing about what is or isnt a patty melt. and this happens, apparently, every single time we go there and while im usually too blasted to remember the finer details of the kvetching, the waitresses do remember and theyve started taking sides before the argument even starts. its the silliest and lowest stakes time loop ive ever been in. last night after we settle in and watch a fight at the gas station from our weekly colosseum box seats (booth #4), amber merely uttered the word “patty melt” and the cook said “yeah we know” 💀💀💀

Me on normal days:

Me when it’s time to take preview pictures for cc: *franticly looks up poses*

67gb of 1440p60 Soul Reaver footage and no will to start working on it. Where are you, Heather of the olden days, that could spent 10 hours a day on video editing...

Starting Soul Reaver 2 soon (possibly tomorrow because it's one of my favorite games of all time - hard to resist the urge), so my HDDs will only get messier from here on out <3

re: Berserk fandom, though

I’m not trying to be rude but I’ve never been in a fandom with such an embarrassingly high percentage of people who can read a whole series and not understand a single thing that happens in it.

Man, apparently, tagging literally any post with anything endogenic is now fakeclaiming any person with a complex dissociative disorder. Nevermind if the post directly mentions endogenic systems - if it mentioned anyone who isn't endogenic but has an endogenic tag, it's now fakeclaiming.

Wtf are some of you all on?

I love logging onto Tumblr because I'll pop-up and all I see is posts about the mcyt sexyman competition rooting for Quackity and immediately Im on their side.

Have I been an avid support at any point during this? No. Do I frequently watch him? Not really. But I will do everything in my power to secure his victory.

Dignity, shame, they're all secondary in the pursuit of him winning this highly respectable title

Happy to report that drafting of the next Still Waters update is going as unhinged as usual

... god help me

For the anon Monday ask: tell me about some of your favourite threads you've got going right now?

Just me answering Munday asks on Thursday...

Oh geez, I've got a lot of good ones and I have a lot that are in the very early stages but I honestly love all my threads. I do have a few that stand out....

I have two with @shieldretired where they are so wonderfully allowing me to explore Clint's trauma after being brainwashed by Loki. I don't get to write this period of Clint's timeline often because the subjects can be triggering and I understand some people are not interested in canon divergent muses or muses who are problematic. I've written Clint for over 2 years now and these 2 threads are the most I've ever gotten to explore his trauma outside of writing his bio page. So when I see a reply, I dive on it. Full on belly flop on them. Let me explore Clint's trauma and you have my heart.

I have about 100000000 threads with @somewherebetweenrage and we went from "did you send me this tiktok because you want to ship?" (which I didn't, the tiktok was a joke!) to talking about a starter to shipping before I could even reply to the starter! But what I love about our 100000001 threads is that they are messy. Matt and Erik argue. They have different points of view, different opinions, come from different backgrounds, and all that jazz. Their relationship isn't cookie cutter perfect, which I find a lot of people want or they don't like it when muses fight. There is discourse and it adds layers to their relationship and makes it feel more real.

I love the hilarious dynamic between Clint and Ben with @honorhearted.  Every single reply leaves me smiling without fail, even though our boys hate each other with the passion of a thousand burning suns at the moment...and I can say that because Ben stabbed Clint. Legit stabbed. Not a playful stab either. A sit down and shut the hell up stab!

Again, these are just a brief few. I do truly love all my threads.

The water in my new apartment gets really hot I'm currently boiling myself alive in the bath. This is peak luxury.

goodnight, sleep tight, please don't be reading this past midnight

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.