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WISH I COULD WRITE SONGS ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN DEATH

Not a baker so sorry if this is a dumb question but aren't you supposed to wait until cakes are completely cold to frost them? Are cinnamon rolls different? Is this witchcraft/science? Must know

oK this is a Great question bc that's what i thought too

normally: yes absolutely. for cake you should always wait until it's cooled because the icing just melts and slides around.

BUT for cinnamon rolls/other pastries you WANT that to happen!! if you ice them while they're still warm, it melts into all the grooves and if the icing has butter then it absorbs into the dough and makes it really moist and it's like the food version of a hug

Been really pondering Fantoccio and the cursed citizens lately… like, if you’re stuck in a city for 15 years with some of your only company being these cursed globby versions of the people that used to surround you normally, you’d start to Notice Things that remind you of who they used to be, right?

Okay but quick super random thought: If monsters can still come back from Tartarus after Medusa turns them to stone, but their former stone self is still there…do you think a monster has ever happened upon the emporium a second time, seen themselves, and gotten some crazy deja vu?

Has someone ever come over, seen their friend’s statue and gone “HAH her face looks so dumb in this one, I’m gonna buy it and give it to her as a gag gift” Do some people return immediately after and kick down the door like “hey SNAKE LADY that’s kinda fucked up that you put me in the FRONT for everyone to see!!! Anyway, I forgot my bag-“ Has anyone ever purposefully come over to get a sculpture of themselves, and they just come back a month later for it?

If Medusa can’t kill monsters, she must have made some friends along the way, and I think that’s an adorable idea. I hope she started a book club or something, and that’s why she has such a big dining table.

team "you might as well suspend us now, because we're gonna help each other regardless of who we piss off"

welcome home wips + doodle (and my oc, Patty Cake!!)

"Look. It's me."

THE SOFTNESS IN HIS VOICE I AM CRYING.

So, today on silly headcanons that don’t matter and would probably never apply to the batch’s situation but I like them anyway: Random thoughts on what would happen if each of the batchers had to make a cake (and had unlimited access to all of the ingredients that they’d need):

Omega: Woo!! Cake!! *makes a bunch of space chocolate (there’s space chocolate, right?) cupcakes with a few different colors of icing so that she can put them together and make it look like Ruby. Wrecker keeps walking by to help out and even sneaks her some ruby chocolate chips so it can be a ruby chocolate Ruby cupcake cake. The end result is very cute, even if Omega does have to end up having to use mantell mix to make the face (someone kept eating her cupcakes and she ran out by the time she got to the face). The kitchen, though—it’s a complete disaster by the end, and Omega had the best time making that mess*

Hunter: So…my batter’s cured solid in the mixer. Is that supposed to happen? *Okay, so, his cake looks gorgeous. He’s managed to paint a sunset on Pabu onto what looks like a three tiered cake with buttercream, and it’s got this amazing texture and impressionistic look. Unfortunately, when you cut into it, it’s just three tiers of ground up ration bars fused into a kind of concrete using burnt caramel. It tastes like sand and death.*

Echo: It’ll be perfect as long as I follow the recipe. *He looks at the recipe, sees at least five ingredients he can’t eat, and decides to make a smoothie that he can eat instead. He’s not a big fan of cake, and that’s okay. It’s a really good smoothie.*

Tech: Baking is just chemistry. What could go wrong? *Lots of things. Lots of things can go wrong. Turns out that chemistry (outside of biochem) is a bit of a blind spot for Tech, and our guy can’t just follow directions without experimenting a little. Or a lot. In the end, he does end up with something. It’s not cake, but it’s definitely something. Some might call it clam chowder in a bread bowl. Really good clam chowder in a bread bowl. Just—it’s definitely not cake.*

Crosshair: Hhmm. *Crosshair can’t be too bothered to make a cake, so he buys three boxes of space funfetti cake mix, follows the directions on the box exactly, stacks the three funfetti cakes with funfetti icing in between, and then decorates the whole thing with the icing leftover from both Hunter’s and Omega’s cakes. That said, his piping is amazing. Everyone’s afraid to eat his cake because it looks so pretty. He also ate about five of Omega’s cupcakes, but it’s okay—she kept putting them on his side of the table so that he would.*

Wrecker: YEAH! CAKE TIME, BABY!! *disappears for three days and re-emerges with this gravity defying illusion cake that looks like the Maurader flying over a rocky moon full of B-1s. The B-1s are made of tempered chocolate and full of salted caramel, he’s using at least four different flavors of cake and three different kinds of cream filling, there’s a ganache river on the moon surface, the marauder cake is actually levitating (because Star Wars), it has jets of sugar glass that actually light up coming out of the engine, AND it fires choux pastry proton bombs that actually explode with jogan fruit mousse when they hit the ground. There’s even a whole section especially made for Echo so that he can eat it. And it all tastes perfect. He ends up the designated cake guy on the rare occasions they need a cake, and he couldn’t be more delighted.*

❛ 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓. 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒. 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅. ❜

independent 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐎𝐍 of the fnaf franchise. heavily headcanon based. featuring canon , au , & crossover verses. written by ash. ©

❛ 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃, 𝐈'𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎. ❜

thinking about the julien baker + boygenius black hole themed songs that all vaguely follow a linear storyline

debbie gallagher, despite being twenty at the end of the series, is still a hurt little girl deep down. every single action she made can be traced back to the fucked up shit frank and monica did to her. she went from being an adult in a child’s body, to a child in an adult’s body. she spent so much of her life trying to be grown up, that she missed out on her childhood. she was scared and in need of love. her entire childhood was full of instability and abandonment and it killed her inner child. by the time she was thirteen, her mother left because they were “better off without her”, her father had finally lost her trust and respect and she now finally saw what everyone else saw in him, fiona was always working or with her boyfriend, lip was at college, and ian was missing. the life she knew was gone. and so she just decided that thirteen years was enough childhood and started acting like an adult even further. she surrounded herself around the wrong people, made bad decision after bad decision, and landed herself with a nice boy, derek. derek had what she wanted; a loving family- and when she thought she found a good opportunity to be welcomed into that family, she seized it. she was pregnant, and decided that she would give this child what she never had, a loving, happy, stable, childhood with two parents. then derek left her pregnant and alone and suddenly she was lost. she refused to abort her child and fucked up her relationship with pretty much everyone in her family, so she confided in her father, who is pretty much the worst person to take advice from. by the time that franny was almost a year old, fiona kicked her out and frank told her to beg on the streets. she lost franny and everything went to shit. that kid was her everything, and now, she was lost yet again. the next year of her life is just made up of bad decision after bad decision, yet again, and she ends the year off with eight toes, because that’s her luck. she ends up discovering she’s a lesbian, and that both men and women can’t love and stick with her. and after another slew of bad decisions and hook ups with women, she meets sandy, mickey’s cousin, and they date. they’re happy and for once, debbie thinks that she’s found stability in her life. around this time, she lets the guard she put up when she was young down, and attempts to relive her childhood. suddenly, she loses franny to frank and everything in her life is collapsing. someone agreed to take franny to school, but they didn’t, and franny was left with the man who ruined her life. now, she’s a shitty mom, and suddenly everyone is trying to leave her. then she discovers sandy has been married and abandoned her child and husband, and suddenly, she’s back in 2007 and monica’s leaving for the first time. her entire family is trying to leave her, and she can’t afford yet another person leaving her. she can’t be left high and dry again. she concludes that her parents ruined love for her, and takes her anger out on frank for it. he says that the only person who could love her is someone shittier than her. she then meets heidi, a girl who is the dictionary definition of unstable- and suddenly everything she knows is thrown out the window and she gets with heidi. except, heidi is leaving and going to texas. heidi offers that debbie and franny go to texas with her, and debbie’s hesitant. then the show ends. her entire storyline is made up out of instability and heartbreak.

I'm curious because it occurred to me that I imagine Troy Baker's Greed voice when imagining Greed, regardless of which version of him it is, and I have to actively remember what his original English voice sounded like, and I was wondering what voice other people default to when imagining him! gee Greed, the anime studios let you have four voice actors for some reason??

if there are any boygenius ppl out here gimme some recs ‼️

and some julien and lucy solo stuff ik phoebe well lol