Caine: This new adventure will be dangerous. Reckless. Probably fatal.
Zooble: [sighs] So, an average day for us.
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Ragatha: Pomni! You're okay! I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Pomni: um... neat!
*Later, Pomni is lying down on Gangle's bed, face-first*
Pomni: I can't believe I said "neat", Gangle. Neat?! Nobody says "neat" anymore. It's the 21st century! It's not neat to say neat. But I said it anyway, because I'm a huge loser.
Gangle: it's not that bad, Pomni. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Did I ever tell you what I said when Zooble asked me out?
Pomni: didn't you thank them?
Gangle: I said "thank you."
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TADC Jax x Y/n Incorrect Quotes #7
Ragatha: Where are Y/n and Jax?
Zooble: Y/n said she was coming and Jax I don't care.
Y/n: *walks in* Sorry I'm late, I was doing things
Jax: *enters the room, noticeably disheveled* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE ****ING STAIRS?!
Y/n: Push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it.
Y/n: Giving you a little nudge.
Jax: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ***
Y/n: HEY!
Y/n: Watch your ****ing language in front of Caine
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Caine: For your birthday, I have a very special, wonderful, super-tastic, extra-exciting surprise made just for the beloved jester of the circuuus!
[Cricket noises]
Pomni: It's ... not even—?
Caine: I will be returning Gummigoo!
Pomni: HUH!?
Cue to Pomni frantically searching the area: WHERE IS HE!?
Caine: Turn around, dear.
Pomni: Cai—?
Caine:
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Jax: This is crazy.
Kinger: You can say that again.
Jax: Crazy?
Both: I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.
*10 minutes later*
Both: A rubbed room with rats.
Jax: Crazy?
Kinger: And rats make me crazy.
Jax: *BLEEP* Messed up!
Kinger: Crazy? I was crazy-
*30 minutes later*
Jax: Crazy?
Kinger: I was crazy once.
Jax: They locked me in a room.
Kinger: A rubber room.
Jax: A rubber room with rats.
*1 hour later*
Jax: Crazy…
Kinger: I was crazy once.
Jax: What they do to ya?
Kinger: They locked me in a room.
Jax: What type of room?
Kinger: A rubber room.
Jax: Anything else?
Kinger: A rubber room with rats.
Jax: Oh *BLEEP*…What’s wrong with rats?
Kinger: They make me crazy.
Jax: Crazy? I was crazy on-
Zooble: SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP!
Both:…
Kinger: What’s with them?
Jax: No idea.
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group meditation session
Ragatha: "...release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind."
Pomni, Zooble, and Kinger: [SCREAMING]
Gangle: [LOUD CRYING]
Jax: [MANICAL LAUGHTER]
Caine: [LOUD MODEM SOUNDS]
Ragatha: "...a-are you guys okay?"
Pomni: "...i think we're all a little messed up."
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My harmless opinion: Jax and Ragatha are more like siblings and Ragatha and Pomni kiss.
thank you for coming to this ted talk.
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Ragatha, about Gummigoo: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Jax: Are we stealing them?
Kinger: New or used?
Pomni: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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*Ragatha and Zooble bump into each other*
Ragatha: oh, hey Zooble, where are you going?
Zooble: just gonna kill Jax for hurting my girfriend.
Ragatha, pulling out cleaver: oh hey, me too!
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