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#thdi is fucked'
madame-mongoose · 3 months
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i need to do crazy things to his cervix
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no because. because your melody sounds as sweet as the first time it was sung. wibth a little bit more character for show.. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?????
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leofwines · 11 months
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THDI IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE
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sotogalmo · 8 months
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6:12 am(? Its morning, so I dunnotbh)
It's 6 in the morning. On a Monday. Third week of school.
I have fucked myself over.
Oh God, this is the worst. Everyone will be contacting me, hating me, and hiring people to get me. Assassins, and anything else.
They're gonna spread shits bout me. They're gonna lie to me. They're gonna hate me. They already do hate me. Not like I care. I dont talk to them.
Why should they care enough to hate me? Why should I care. My chest is in pain, my stomach feels like it's on fire, I want to puke or eat something so I can forget, I hate the outside - how thw sky lights up, I'm twitching too much, I should remove my brain, I should be a robot. I should've been a robot.
Would've been better
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cursedthing · 1 year
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being this tired should not be allowed [explodes]
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kitttenteeth · 1 year
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i promised myself i would nvr waitress again but here i am . i Am hiding in the bathroomr nr why r pple out eating food today thdis is so horrible nd everyone i meet today is a character This dude w an earring asked for my number nd i accidentally insulted him by insinuating he was 13 years old i wnna go home What the fuck ……
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fapper · 4 months
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Im gonna start cutting deadass bro i cant do thdi I CANT THE WAY IM WATCHING HER TIKTOKS AND SHE MAKES THESE FUCKING VLOGS AND SHIT SHES GONNA BE MAKING VLOGS IN MY ROOM SHOWING MY BED MY CLOSET MY EVERYTHIGNGFFG
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lavsnz · 2 years
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hellooooo! i’m not sure if y’all remember me because it’s been so long since i’ve written but i finally got some motivation again. i know i still have some requests & i’ll do my best to work on them but school is just a Lot right now. you can send some again if you like, but i make no promises. anyway, here’s a short little fic for you to enjoy. i hope you like!
Paisley comes back to her apartment from class to find Rowan curled up on the couch underneath a blanket. She takes off her coat and shoes at the doorway and walks to the couch to drop a quick kiss onto Rowan’s forehead. After, Paisley goes to her bedroom to put her backpack away before making her way back to the living room. 
Paisley sits down on the couch and brings Rowan close so that Rowan’s head is on her chest. She runs her fingers through Rowan’s hair. “Hey bug, I’m home.”
Rowan stirs slowly and wakes up with some sniffles. “Oh, hey baby,” 
“Mind if I come under?” Paisley asks, gesturing to the blanket covering her girlfriend. Rowan nods in response. Paisley pulls back the fuzzy blanket and lets out a small laugh after looking Rowan up and down. 
“Ro, why are you wearing my sweatshirt? I was just sick and I haven’t done laundry. It’s all dirty.”
“Because it’s warm and comfy and smells like you. Snff!” Rowan replies with a wet snuffle. 
“You can still smell? You sound stuffy.” 
“A bit… hheeIISHOO’oo!” Rowan sneezes. She brings the clump of tissues up to her face just in time to catch the sneeze.
“Bless you!” Paisley exclaims. It’s then that Paisley looks down and sees the box of tissues on the other side of Rowan. The box looks nearly empty. 
“Thagngs. SNFF! Sniff!... Oh…” Rowan essentially moans. Paisley tries not to think too hard about it, sex, especially sex when one or both of them are sick is wonderful, but it’s not what Rowan needs right now.
“Angel, you seem a bit under the weather,” Paisley says with a frown.
“Yeah… Thdis week has beenb so much. Soccer is starting to get intense and class work is piling up and I’m just stressed. Think I’ve given myself a stress cold.”
“And I’m sure you being around me with my cold didn’t help,” Paisley coos. 
“Butd I dond’t normally catch your colds. Hhh-hee-HEESHIEEW! HEPTSHIEW!” Rowan sneezes. Rowan brings the last of the tissues from the box to her face and harshly blows her nose. She goes to blow her nose again but the tissues are too soaked through. Rowan lets out an exasperated sigh as she looks down at them. “Oh, fuck me. This was my last box at home.” Rowan’s breath starts to hitch and she looks at Paisley frantically. “Pais,” She whimpers. 
“Hold on darling, hold on,” Paisley replies. Rowan’s hitches speed up and Paisley reaches forward quickly to open the coffee table drawer. She grabs a fistful of the handkerchiefs she keeps in there and is able to bring one to cover Rowan’s nose just in time for her to let out two harsh sneezes into the soft cloth.
“HEPTS’HOO! HEESHIOO’OO! Oh… Ugh,” Rowan sniffles. She buries her nose further into the handkerchief and rubs it back and forth. 
“I’ve got ya, I’ve got ya. Blow your nose sweetheart,” Paisley says in a gentle and loving tone. Rowan does as she says, snuffling after she’s done.
“Good girl. Goodness, bless you bless you sweet girl,” Paisley coos. 
“Pais, I don’t feel well,” Rowan whispers. She wipes her nose against Paisley’s chest and snuffles a few soupy sniffles. 
“Oh, I’m so sure darling. Stress colds are no fun.” Rowan nods in response. Paisley wipes Rowan’s runny nose and presses a soft kiss to her cheek after. Rowan sleepily chases Paisley’s lips and well, who is Paisley to deny her poorly girlfriend? She probably contributed to some of Rowan’s cold, especially considering that Rowan is wearing the sweatshirt Paisley practically lived in while she was run down with a cold last week. The kisses start to get sloppier, a sure sign that Rowan is tired.
“Let’s get you to bed bug,” Paisley says after they pull apart. Rowan lays her head on Paisley’s shoulder and buries her face into Paisley’s neck. Paisley gives her forehead a few kisses despite the awkward angle and moves to get up. Paisley puts the rest of the handkerchiefs she took out into her sweater pocket, knowing Rowan will need them. Once she’s standing, she offers Rowan a hand and pulls her up. 
Paisley leads a sleepy Rowan to the bed hand in hand and pulls back the covers for Rowan to get under. Once Rowan is in bed Paisley covers her up and gets in the bed on the other side. Rowan immediately cuddles up to her and sneezes a sleepy “HheeIIPSHOO’oo!” into Paisley’s shoulder. 
“Bless,” Paisley says softly. 
Rowan hums, a way to say ‘thank you’ without having to speak. Paisley brings a handkerchief up to Rowan’s nose and Rowan blows into it without Paisley saying anything. Paisley kisses Rowan���s head, a gesture of ‘good job’. 
Paisley runs her hands through Rowan’s hair and Rowan falls asleep in a fit of wet sniffles and a drippy nose. Paisley fusses over Rowan’s nose gently, careful to not tickle it and wake a drifting Rowan awake. Paisley knows that Rowan needs some tender loving care, and is more than happy to be the one giving it. She falls asleep pressing gentle kisses to Rowan’s hair, feeling warm and content. 
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kaikaisstuff · 8 months
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hai i made thdi i was bpred i fucking love omen sobssobssobs
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i actually hate thi bc i was onbclasses and my ass was NOT listening
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totheblood · 10 months
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I FUCK LOVEEE UR WRITING GOT ME JUMPING AND SCREAMING LIKE ALL NIGHT LONGGG?!!!! LOVE YOU FR<333 AND I HATE MICK FUCK HIM THDI ASSHOLE OMFG HES SOIOKOI FYCKING ANNOYING LIKE???
again love u writing <333!!!!!
thank u so much im shaking and jumping and hugging u tightly... okay this was my last ask.. part ten incoming
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damagedjoker · 1 day
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I just got the chat history.. I think I've never been so fucking broken from what I just read .. the person I looked up and left my 4 year relationship to hope I'd be seen to find out I'll never be a man, I'm bad ..
Psychopath.. the things that you said in that convo with them fuck.. I see it now , I'm no good , I'm bad, I just gaslite, I'm toxic, I'm disgusting and pathetic what's WRONG WITH ME WHY CSNT I BE NORMAL....
Fuck me ;-; this is so stupid I just wanna be seen as a man YET I JUDT FUCK UP I'm no better I don't deserve to even call myself male. I
I why WHY HEYEFHFHFHCJCK FUCK ME IFKCM FYCK FME JFCK MEKDKDKCJI HATE THDI I CSNT HESR MYSELDS
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pastriibunz · 6 months
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IM LSOUNG MY SHIT OVER THDIS
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MY FRIEND IS AN ARTSIST
NAD IT GETS BETTER
THEY ADDED MAX FUCKING JÄGERMAN
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I CNATD LOOKE AT IT I LITERALLY BURST OFUT LAUGHING EVRRY TIME I SE IT
IM SO BELESSED
I LOVE MAY FRIENDS
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heartyoonoh · 4 years
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uh what the fuck my actual favorite writer followed my mainknfhd i might fucking cry😭😭😭😭😭😭 what thghfj what ehat what wagtw ahhfbngudhfhgn. ghdjdjfjjfjdjsbd
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i had a dream that i was watching a tiktok and the tiktok was some cat video but the room it was filmed in was absolutely filled with toad plushies like toad from super mario
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fraiseblond · 4 years
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lizzienaut · 4 years
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why am i
suddenly obsessing over oliver tree 
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