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ticklet0d · 1 month
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Billy: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn't harm people when they pissed me off. I'd just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants or every time someone said the word "Thursday" they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
Freddy: I think you would be a very good wizard.
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quitealotofsodapop · 3 days
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Monkey King: Hero is Back Au/Sequel details:
Old post of ideas and theories - made before I experienced the game.
May name the au and/or fic "Hero Rebound" as a ref to the ship nam eof Dasheng and his LEM.
Mixing some elements found in the video game as the added lore is cool af but a bit messy. Also the old man that raised Liuer deserves recognition.
Putting characters under Read More:
Major Characters:
Dasheng/Sun Wukong/"The Great Sage Equal to Heaven":
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Going by the prequel concept poster; Was born/hatched looking like a coconut macaroon.
Secretly a herbalism/medical nerd. In the games he keeps a little guide of the medicinal plants and materials he finds.
Babysat a lot on Huaguo. In the english dub he even seems to default to asking if Liuer needs a babysitter.
Instincts take over a lot. Will pull the kids towards him and groom fur thats not even there.
Is tramatized by his experience in the Trigram Furnace.
Desperately wishes to find Erlang Shen so he can kick his ass.
Tries to play it cool; but Liuer's death actually tramatized him. He fears losing him again.
Don't touch Liuer or Silly Girl. Those are his babies now. He will kill you.
Zhanshi/Six Earred Macaque/Liu er Mihou/"Great Sage Informing Wind":
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An oc/JTTW character variation; Was a member of the Brotherhood of Sages during her and Dasheng's youth. The LMK OC Picrew was used to create a rough image of her.
Sweetest ray of bustling sunshine compared to her gloomier mate. Will still kill any being that dares touch one of her subjects.
Severely injured during the Burning on Mount Huaguo - permanetly damaging her right eye and ears. Dasheng had assumed she'd died during the battle after he was tossed into the Furnace.
Honorary grandma to the little monkeys of Mount Huaguo. Helped raise many of them after the Burning while their parents foraged and worked the land.
Finds a weird Stone Egg that crashed down after the solar eclipse. Now everyone seems to want the dang thing. Realised what the egg truly was when she heard the flutters of a heartbeat from within.
First time Liuer accidentally called her "Mama", Zhanshi cried for two hours.
Pls do not touch the baby monkeys. She will bite. And crush.
Jiang Liuer/"Tripitaka"/Current Incarnation of Golden Cicada:
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Died during the battle with Hundun - but Dasheng basically smashed down the doors of the Celestial Realm and begged the gods/bodhisattvas to bring his biy back.
Is bedbound and near comatose for 49 days as his body and soul heals.
Dasheng sacrificed his powers, freedom, and some of his dao/life energy for Liuer's revival. Liuer may or may not be part-stone monkey now.
Liuer doesn't know what happened to his parents. He assumed he was abandoned. His time in Diyu-Limbo clears this assumption up - learning that his parents died protecting him from mountain trolls/yao that wanted him for his delicious holy soul.
Can be a feral little guy at times. He was raised by a hermit after all.
Calls Fa Ming "granddad" in the english dub, so it's possible he just assumes Fa Ming is his granddad.
Is desperate for a mother figure.
Sha Ya Tou/"Silly Girl"/"A-nan":
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A very cheerful baby despite her situation.
Is not 100% human.
Hundun specifically needed her for the ritual.
First word ends up being "Bima!" (horse) after someone mentioned "Bimawen".
Zhu Bajie/"Uncle Pigsy"/Marshal Canopy:
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Lies that he's the reincarnated Pagoda King to scare demons. And because nobody outside of Heaven knows who Marshal Canopy is.
Gets real quiet when people bring up the story of Chang'e for some reason...
Amazing uncle figure. Notices that Liuer is sad during the movie's song sequence and uses his transformation ability to let the little guy experience flying.
Most of the time on the road he lets the kids use his stomach as a pillow.
Sha Wujing/"Sandy":
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Another oc/JTTW character variation since no Sandy-equivalent appears in Hero is Back. Also made in the LMK OC Picrew.
She/they
Dresses very masculine but loves accessorising with flowers, shells, bones, pretty rock etcs.
Zhu Bajie shot her a wink and Sha Wujing had to politely explain that she wasn't interested in men in general. The two then bonded over their shared love for women.
Encounters the Seven Spider Sisters and... ohhh mama.
Sifu Fa Ming/"Grandpa":
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Just some really cool old human dude.
Has a Diogenes-esque view of life, and does not care for monks and religious officials living in luxury. Self-exiled himself from his Vihara so that he could persue a simpler life.
Raised the baby he found (named "Little River Float/Jiang Liuer" cus thats what the baby was) with whatever he could find. Pretty much all alms he gained were used for food and clothes for his adopted grandchild. And from what the opening credits show, Fa Ming travelled with Liuer on his back through rain, snow, and shine.
Considers finding Liuer a blessing from the Buddha. Something he's somewhat correct on.
Was the first one to introduce Liuer to the legend of the Monkey King - as a cautionary tale to not be covetous. He did not anticipate Liuer thinking the monkey demon was the coolest person in all of Buddhist mythos. Fa Ming sighs, maybe that doll of his influenced that too.
His english va is James Hong, aka Mr Ping from Kung Fu Panda and he gives the best english performance imo. James Hong just be playing ancient chinese men who find and adopt a random baby they find.
Canglong/"The Dragon":
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Isn't Ao Lie/Bai Longma... but is one of his dads. Canglong and Ao Run are a thing. Ganglong was once a regular rain dragon who saw that the newly-appointed King Ao Run of the "Western Sea" (in the mythos the older three called dibs on the actual seas around China) trying to build a canal from the Yellow River. Canglong called down a great rain to help make the in-land sea/lake that would become Qinghai Lake. The two dragon bonded over their effort and well... dragon pups occured.
I hc that the Western Sea kingdom is a lot more chill than it's empire-like brothers, so these guys are flying and swimming freely all around the place.
In the film the dragon and Dasheng just sorta team-up off screen. In the game they have Guanyin bring the boys straight to the Western Sea Palace (in the sky) to ask for a dragon assist. Canglong fought Hundun and the other three Perils before alongside "Shunwang" - a human with a sword. "Shunwang" is likely a reference to Emperor Shun of the "Three Soverigns and Five Emperors"-era of Chinese mythos (same era as Nuwa, Fuxi, and Shennong) and predecesor of Yu the Great; who ultimately tamed the waters with Ruyi Jingu Bang (Sun Wukong's future staff). Emperor Shun in mythos beat the stuffing out of the Four Perils - though not the same ones that include Hundun - rather Gonggong who broke the Heavenly Pillar.
Adding on to the lore from the HiB game: Canglong teamed up with humanity during the Great Flood to help curb the flood waters. Here he met Shunwang, who's goal was to kill the Four Perils and God that helped cause the Flood. Canglong thought that was cool af and got all the dragons involved to help. The Four Perils are sadly all concepts and you really can't 100% kill them, so they all ended up sealed away instead. By the time of Dasheng's release; Hundun (blind chaos) got out. Canglong was in the same area as the gang looking for Hundun to apprehend him - when Sun Wukong ran up to him with info on what Hundun had planned, Canglong agreed to help no questions asked.
As in game canon: Helps the gang return the stolen children. I hc through amazing sense of smell. Canglong doesn't hang around for long though, as Ao Run immediately flies over, worried out of his mind for his injured mate, and brings him home. Canglong and Ao Run do however have a cheeky white-scaled dragon pup that likes to pretend to be horse and is obsessed with the legendary Bimawen...
Hundun and the Great Perils:
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A squad of four primordial concepts set loose when the destructive water god Gonggong destroyed the Heavenly Pillar. Their goal? Take out the newly-formed humanity.
Among them was (as taken from Chinese mythos):
‣Qiongqi/窮奇/"poor and strange": Deviousness. Said to devour the innocent/noble people, and serve evil ones. Said to either possess the body of a flying tiger or a carnivorous ox. Killed at the hands of Emperor Shun.
‣Taotie/餮/"greedy glutton": Gluttony. Said to have the head of a ding/bronze vessel that consumes all. Has the body of an ungulate, and the voice of a baby. Some believe it to be the reincarnated form of Chi You - the decapitated enemy of the Yellow Emperor.
‣ Taowu/檮杌/"stupid stump": Ignorance. Personifies the stubborness of man, and the refusal to learn. Resembles a sabre-toothed tiger.
‣ Hundun/混沌/"chaotic torrent: Chaos. Like chaos it's true form is blind and directionless. Mythology says that attempts were made to give it holes in which to see, breath, and eat, but it immediately died and reincarnated into "an evil creature".
Nuwa, alongside Shunwang and the dragons, and a bunch of other allies, kicked the Perils butts but couldn't 100% kill them. The compromise was exile/sealing them away indefinitely. Hundun in his original form was attemtped to be rehabitilated, but upon gaining sight and the ability to breathe - died and reincarnated into the human-reptilian avatar we see in the film.
"Hundun" is an extenstion of primordial chaos itself - a thing that isn't inherently evil and was born alongside Pangu when the World Egg hatched. The demon king however, has merely a chunk of the power held by his original life.
Hundun in his current form may have died... but the soul within has move on into something else. Child-like chaos cannot be contained.
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spywriter27 · 5 years
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guys, hubs and I had an experience today that just, our minds are blown. 
There are people at this base, who’ve been in for longer than hubs and have never deployed. 
They’ve never deployed.
like, ever
ever
for perspective hubs has been in 12 years and deployed 5 times and we did a accompanied tour for 2 years. Of our 11 years of marriage he’s been deployed for 4.5 years. 
His buddy, whose been in for 13 years is going on his 10th deployment next month- thats normal, that number. That amount of time, that’s normal. The only reason hubs hasn’t been that many times is because they make exceptions for families with special needs kids who need a sense of normalcy and deploy them at half rate and we did a 2 year accompanied in Germany.
Now the part that blew our minds
our neighbor has been in 15 years and has never deployed
ever
in 15 years
he’s never been on a deployment, an accompanied tour or an unaccompanied tour. The government has never sent him to another base outside the country for training exercises or war. That’s just not heard of.
Except
as we talked to more neighbors
here
apparently
like
no one here has deployed
in our neighborhood of 20 only 2 people have deployed, Hubs and our retired neighbor who served in Nam
like
Im not even like
this explains so much
why these kids don’t worry about their parents shipping out
why all these families are so damn stable with their shit together
why mine is such a hot mess we all have a therapist to deal with separation and coping.
Like, we knew coming here they don’t deploy out of here but like, this isn’t home station for a lot of people. Only 1 of our neighbors has been here their entire career. So I’m just, I’m shook and I’m kind of mad but also like, kind of happy because none of these kids have had to deal with a deployment like mine have and deployments can really fuck with kids. So all these kids are so damn fucking normal and have normal relationships with their military parent. And mine are over here like “It was nice having you home for Christmas but I’m gonna miss you for my birthday” and we’re over here like “oh no, kiddo no, you get to have him for everything for the next 3 years. Holidays, birthdays, vacations, sports. He’s gonna be here for all of it” and our kids, they like, they can’t believe it because they’re just so used to him missing things for deployments and training exercises and I’m just so idk I’m numb? shocked? sad? My kids are so used to their dad not being here and their friends, whose parents work the same career field have ever had to go through that. And now I get why they’re having trouble making friends, because their friends can’t grasp the fact that their parents have never had to leave with 24 hour notice on thanksgiving/christmas and my kids are over here like “I dont know if I can play at your house i have to see if my dad had to leave or not”- spoiler he doesn’t have to go anywhere for 3 fucking years and I’m so excited about it. Now I get why our neighbors look at us a little weird when we say we can’t hang out for the day because it’s family time. We’ve had so little family time, seriously 2017-2018 was a bitch for us and he was gone for a shit load of it doing crap outta state/country. Idk the point of this. I can’t exactly share it with anyone irl and hubs is still in shock. 
He’s said “They’ve never deployed” about a million times in the last hour. 
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