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blood-bound · 9 months

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fuck it discord rant with no context (feel free to ask for context) about my last session

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ok little context: mark and cassidy driving home from mission where the anarch party they were investigating got raided by camarilla so they have to take the long way home. also, mark juts got a text from sampson that they need to talk. otherwise good luck making sense of this if u havent heard mark rants before.

Mark learned: -Cassidy turned in 1853 california -loves older western movies, NOT spaghetti westerns except once upon a time in th west -loves detective novels; steven king -has larger goals that he doesnt want to say due to mark's sire having a short leash on him lol -guessed mark was about 5 years dead, mark told him it was less than a year. cassidy was pretty surprised lol -cassidy asked marks goals and what he wanted. mark talked abt goals of stability, and knowing whats going on in the city. talked around it but basically said he also wanted someone he felt he could actually talk to T_T This is what inspired lighter covnersation abtmovies and books -cassidy invited him to WATCH A MOVIE W HIM AT THE CINEMA LOVE WINS (NOT A DATE FOR SURE UNLESS?) -

Now its time to talk to sampson on the next night

due to something julius did mark has to shelter some anarchs in the sewers on his territory. he made it clear the SEWERS only. theyve been moving in.

anyway marks goes to the bar. theres some sketchy ppl outside .oh god. anarchs not listening to directions? THATS CRAZY. Anyway the bar is closed early. it has blinds. many locks. sampson lets mark in and is like. dude. wtf are these people around. ive been seeing htem around and we figured out they were vampires and you said htis place would be safe?? i cant keep doing this???

he's like i know its not all always your fault or things happen in spite of you but what am i supposed to do? i cant live like this again? what am i supposed to do?? And marks just like look anarchs have been moving in city wide ill deal with this and . sampson presses and hes like deal with them how. and marks like IDK kick them out? kill th- and sampsons like YES KILL THEM you killed that one random person cant you kill kindred on your territory?

like OOF that 1 ONE murder lives in his head dsakjfsfdkjds

he's crying, also, ends up saying 'after all this i dont want to talk to you again, i know you bring me stuff to keep me alive' and then be breaks down MORE like REALLY sobbing

so mark gives him a little time to compose himself. then gets all cold and is basically like. so be it. ill still have to see you monthly, but we can try to limit it. but then sampsons like. "I dont know. I just. dont know what to do. i cant sleep with these guys out there all the time" and mark is like "do you want me to deal with them right now?" and smaspons like "yes" so. mark leaves to deal with them!

he grabs piece of shit tony who is supposed to be helping manage this territory. tony says the guys claimed he invited him there, so mark has to explain how they are allowed in the sewers but no where else. and that he wants the three in front of the plaza dealt with Tonight. they work out a deal. tony drives around collecting ghouls and plays this song.

the ghouls are wearing ski masks and have various weapons. he assigns them an order. and turns up the music and they start FUCKING those guys up. first guy modified his glock to be semi automatic? one gets downed immedaitely. 3 other ghouls approach with melee weapons. one gets killed sadly but all the kindred who were loitering by the bar get torpored in short order. Tony is pissed and yells at a corpse about whose gonna pay to replace his ghoul? Ooffff. but yeah mission done. tony says to mark to get out of his car.

He does so. returns to bar. SESSIONEND

SESSION END!

THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET TO TALK! im sure they are shook by the Incredible Violence outside but whatever

DSLKFJDSLFSD

#Spotify

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thedeathwitchescats · 10 months

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What if we took out the manipulative and borderline abusive aspects of neil and andrews relationship in cannon??

These are just the major things that I think made their relationship really toxic

1) practically kidnapping and then drugging neil

2) andrews overtly controlling nature

3) andrew choking Kevin

4) neil grabbing andrew without his consent to look at his sh scars after andrew was literally brutally assaulted

5) andrew pulling knives on his family anytime they piss him off

6) andrew almost punching neil after neil was fucking kidnapped and tortured bc he was upsetty spaghetti

Now how do I think they could have had the same impact without being fucking abusive?? Lets go point by point

1) instead of Andrew fucking blackmailing neil he could have just, fuck, asked???? And also I really wish the drugging thing had been more of an overtly nikky thing bc even tho I firmly believe andrew would have killed nikky had he known he had kissed neil noncon it was explicitly stated that andrew told nikky to drug neil and aided in him being drugged. Had that been a nikky exclusive thing that would have been a big step in overall giving andrew more sympathy points. I know he was protecting his family and thereby the rest of the foxes too, but he went about it in a really shitty way and then for this never to be later addressed is just icky

2) so yea by book two neil more or less goes along consensually with andrews chaos but it is very much implied that andrew would not be taking no for an answer ((outside of intimacy)) if he didnt feel like it. If the "I asked" thing neil has went both ways that would have taken the controlling shit right out and that would have been really good for andrew bc the upperclassmen would see that he isnt forcing neil to do shit neil doesnt wanna do, neil is just insane

3) if the upperclassmen see that andrew is willing to choke Kevin when, as far as they know, Kevin isnt directly tied to where neil is then wtf are they gonna think about what he might do to neil???? This is very much just a, looking in this seems sketchy, type deal but i think the upperclassmen really didnt get treated like actual characters half the time and this was one of them. They basically just went "well its andrew so meh." Had andrews whole "dont touch my things" persona been just that, a persona for the outside and internally he was just concerned about keeping the monsters, and to a smaller extent the upperclassmen, safe then that would have severely improved him. And Andrew not choking Kevin the fuck out would go a long way for that

4) so overall yes andrew has the mostly abusive tendencies and, no, I dont think this was abusive it was just, rude??? Like if people fucking look at my scars I get pissed let alone when people touch them??? I have and will continue to throw hands. Let alone in the situation andrew was in??? I am surprised he didnt kill neil. I think this would have been far more rational had he simply looked at andrews scars and internally thought things in his own skull. Andrew could have been like "staring" and neil could have looked the fuck away and it would be much less gross tbh.

5) andrew pulling a knife on nikky for harassing neil was fine. No comments or concerns. But we see later in the series he oddhandedly pulls knives on nikky and kevin ((not so much aaron)) whenever the fuck they piss him off and thats just ew. If he pulled knives on other people thats one thing, but on his family??? Wtf no

6) I like to pretend this didnt happen. Not only bc contextually it makes no fucking sense but bc it really damages not only andrews character but the perception EVERYONE in the room should have. Again, the upperclassmen arent being treated as characters in this scene so its a little iffy but realistically this should have been a damaging point in andrews character and the fact that it wasnt is ridiculous. Either way, had this small detail been taken out it would have been a lot more of a heartwarming scene like it was supposed to be

#this is not a space for aftg hate #this is a beloved series of mine #rational criticism is fine but do not fucking mindlessly hate on this story #aftg #🪓

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 2 years

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ive been watching this series on netflix called echoes (spoilers next if you care to watch it) i wasnt super into it especially in the beginning bc the dialogue and exposition are pretty clunky and cliché but then this scene happened and i laughed out loud with delight and then was immediately like 'ohh thoschei au'

so this series is about two twin sisters who have made it a habit since childhood of pretending to be each other for long periods of time. it starts when they accidentally push their older sister off a tower and she gets hurt pretty bad. the one sister, leni, is like “you’ll get punished for this gina, but if we pretend to be each other, i can keep you safe” so they switch identities and live as each other for a bit.

they keep switching to get out of trouble throughout their childhood and they also share everything. they get in a fight once bc one of them (i think probably gina) had a secret and leni found out and was pissed. from then on she was like “we’ll keep this shared diary and we can have secrets from each other but not the diary”

they share a boyfriend until the boyfriend has sex with leni and gina feels like she should maybe get her own life independent from her sister. so she goes and gets a boyfriend. leni gets jealous and sets a fire in the church where gina and her boyfriend have sex once. the church burns down and leni does her old trick of “switch identities with me gina, then i can make sure you dont get in trouble for this” and she basically pins the arson on gina’s boyfriend who gets a bad reputation and has to leave town for a while. you get the idea of this whole switching thing.

the reason i think this scene where gina demonstrates how easy it is to switch works so well is because as an audience member you keep being kept on the back foot. the serie starts with us following who we think is gina. we get her pov. she lives in hollywood and goes home for the first time in a while to the country because her sister (”leni”) is missing. she goes home to try and help find her and finds all kinds of weird mysterious sketchy shit that “leni” has left for her. at the end of the first episode she finds a message from “leni” thats like, leni’s clothes on a doll thats left in some secret spot they both knew with a note that says “you get both lives. choose”. so “gina” is like “wtf leni??” and she goes home pretending to be Leni The Daughter Returned and she decides to play both gina and leni for a while to figure out where leni is and what shes doing.

but so at the end of that first episode where we THOUGHT we had been following GINA the entire time, “gina” decides to play both parts for a bit and in voiceover says “okay gina, i’ll go back to being leni for a bit”. so from the first episode youre made unsure of who youre watching. because leni had been living gina’s life for a year before returning home and going back to being leni. if youre more smart than my dad and i are then it’s probably super clear and easy to follow but for the first half of the series my dad and i kept asking each other “wait so this is leni?” “is this gina?” “is gina now pretending to be leni or is this leni pretending to be gina pretending to be leni?” etc

for the next couple episodes as we now realise we’re in leni’s pov not gina’s, we get to know gina as someone who seems to have been fucking up leni’s life from the inside. stealing a baby horse and some ketamine maybe, having an affair, letting out some horses from the stables, idk im not good with plot but some stuff like that gina has been stirring shit up and now shes missing. so leni is pretending to be both sisters for a while while she tries to get answers about what troublemaker gina was up to and what shes done to leni’s life.

but then at some point the a little past half the series i think, we switch to gina’s pov, we get to see what gina-pretending-to-be-leni for the past year has been doing, and our sympathies switch. instead of gina being the troublemaker we get the impression of gina just trying to wrestle herself free from her sister’s control. because as she says in the clip, theyve been switching lives every year on their birthday since the birth of leni’s daughter, who is like 12 now. leni got married to her high school sweetheart who they already shared back and gina is with someone in hollywood (her THERAPIST lets not get into it ghkgkjgj). so theyre sharing lives, sharing husbands, sharing a child, and nobody knows about this except the two of them (and turns out later the therapist husband too, he went along with it. this whole situation is fucking great)

in the last episode and their house burns down and leni tries to keep gina from escaping the burning house, fails to do so, and then chases gina into the woods. leni is like “nobody understands, why dont you understand i love you more than anything” shes chasing her sister through the woods yelling “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH COME BACK TO ME” it’s Good Shit. leni is like “come home” and gina says “i have no home” and leni goes “IM your home”. GOOD SHIT.

gina tries to get away by crossing a river over a waterfall and leni tries to drown her, they struggle, some family secrets and misunderstandings are brought to light and leni always tried to protect gina from everything etc etc “i had to take care of us. i always take care of us. just come back to me so we can be together” and gina says no and jumps off the waterfall. leni then goes to find gina’s husband charlie and i wish i could put the scene in here but i cant so heres a transcript:

CHARLIE: What happened? LENI: Didn’t the sheriff find you? CHARLIE: She did. THey think it was a suicide. I don’t believe that. LENI: I tried to stop her. CHARLIE: She went over the falls. LENI: Yes. CHARLIE: Why? What did you do? LENI: I didn’t push her! Jesus! CHARLIE: That’s not what I meant. I just want to know what happened. LENI: I followed her into the forest. I told her how much I loved her. It didn’t matter. There was something so broken inside her that no amount of love could heal. CHARLIE: I know there’s a deep hurt in both of you. LENI: You knew. All these years. Why didn’t you say anything? CHARLIE: I thought I was doing the right thing. Being present. Accepting, loving you. LENI: Watching, judging, playing along. CHARLIE: Was it play, for you, Leni? Because it wasn’t for me. It was a life. LENI: Two lives. CHARLIE: Yes. LENI: And now? CHARLIE: Do you think she’s dead? LENI: I don’t know. I thought I’d know. Wouldn’t I know? CHARLIE: You know there’s two images I can’t get rid of. The first one is her body. On the shore of the rvier somewhere in the darkness. Waiting. THe second one is she’s on a bus. Or a plane or something. And she’s happy. But in both cases, I can’t talk to her. I can’t touch her. I can’t hear the sound of her voice. She’s just gone. WIthout a goodbye or any kind of resolution. It’s unfinished. You are her. And not her. LENI: I’m so sorry Charlie. CHARLIE: (he holds her face like hes gonna kiss her) I never judged. I watched, I went along, but I never judged. And I loved both of you. LENI: I love you too. (he doesnt kiss her and leaves)

then at the end of the episode, after a scene in which leni leaves the country with a fake passport and gets told by the airport employee “hey werent you here a few days ago too?” and she goes all “uh no? someone who looked exactly like me? how funny. nope wasnt me :) but out of curiosity where did she go?” after all that theres a scene where charlie reads from the book hes written about leni and gina in a bookstore and someone in a hat and glasses in the back asks him whether gina’s body was ever found. then he goes home and theres someone there and THAT scene goes like this:

CHARLIE: You know it felt silly sometimes, not changing the locks. Like I was holding out too much hope. Not being realistic. GENA??: That doesn’t sound like you. CHARLIE: Well this changed me. Probably for the better. GENA: Thats nice to hear. CHARLIE: You prefer a twist if I remember correctly. GENA: That’s right. CHARLIE: I did think the hat and glasses were a bit much though. GENA: Hat and glasses? CHARLIE: Yes, at the reading, just now? That was you right? Asking the first question? GENA: No? I’ve been waiting here tonight for over an hour. CHARLIE: Hmm... GENA: Hmm ;) CHARLIE: I’ll find out, you know, which one you are. GENA: Maybe. Maybe even I don’t know any more.

anyway so now im contemplating a fucked up codependent thoschei twins au

#mostly just posting this so that if i start posting about some fucked up codependent twins thoschei au you can follow the tag and know what #im talking about gkfjhgjgh #but this whole like #identity thing #and the 'i love you more than anything ive always taken care of us'#and all the murders also #and the fires #thoschei twins au #also like the way in that clip that when gina takes on leni's personality she doesnt just do the mannerisms and stuff #but she immediately starts basically slandering herself #like as leni #shes like 'well gina is fucked up and unstable and you cant trust a word she says'#HMMM GOOD SHIT #it's about the uhhh your self image being so tied to another person #at one point the cop is like 'ive been thinking of these two as two people but i think i need to tthink of them as one person.#maybe then i'll get somewhere'#and also just the. living as each other?? LIKE JUST TAKING EACH OTHER"S HUSBANDS??? FOOLING YOUR KID??#the writing isnt super strong but the PREMISE #the premise is really fun #hence thoschei au

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staugustinesgrove · 1 year

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Okay.

So I haven't been on here much (at all) in the past 2 weeks. Genuinely just having a fucking breakdown because isn't it the holiday season after all?

Let's give yall a rundown so I can get it over and done with, so there's no going "wtf happened Harl? I thought you were gonna make this tumblr all fancy and shit?"

Get comfy.

So in July (yes, let's go back this damn far!), it was my birthday!

Except of course, mother ruined it. My partner had organised for a dairy-free chocolate gateaux and mum said she'd take care of the delivery. €40 for a handmade cake. I'm lactose intolerant, so didn't she instead somehow get me a chocolate ice cream 👏 not the cake we'd requested, not the cake we had paid for. A poxy ice cream cake that might as well of being made of actual faeces because no one could eat it.

I was annoyed. Very much so but I let it go. Screw her stupid crap. Next day, we went down to the nearby city and so I locked my work laptop & other work-related material in my room for safety because we have sketchy neighbours and mum said she might be heading out that evening. When we come home, mum isn't talking to us.

She does this silent treatment for 3 days before I break. I go in, asking what is her problem. She says because I locked the door, it means I don't trust her. Then she comes in later in the day, fires an itemised list of everything I need to start paying her for. This list included stuff I already paid for - electricity, my mobile phone bill which has been in my name and as a direct debit out of MY BANK since February, food despite the fact I have been buying my own groceries since 2015.

I march in, ask what the hell is happening because this is just ridiculous. Screaming match ensues. All out war. I'm disrespecting her, I'm taking advantage of her, I'm probably stealing from her, I need to move out ASAP because she is going to kick me out because "[I'm] not [her] daughter anymore."

There it is.

I'm non-binary.

I had top surgery in June and she helped organise me taking out a loan to pay for it but she wasn't happy about it.

Suddenly I realise she's been getting more aggressive since I got surgery. This is about me being trans. I call her out, and she admits it.

"I'd rather you be homeless on the streets than be trans under my roof" she said, fists balled into her duvet as she stares me down.

A lot more horrid stuff is said, I call her out on her not helping me as a child when I was abused by one of her exes, she then denies it ever happened and told me I should have gone to The police myself at 9 years old if it was true.

After this argument, resulting in me having panic attacks for the next few days, I doubled my rental search attempts and by the end of August, I was moving 20km away in an apartment costing half my monthly paycheck (excluding bills).

Well doesn't she take this as me abandoning her. She suddenly is calling me every other day, even when I'm in work, and if I refused to answer then it was more evidence.

In September, mere weeks after I left, I took a weekend to finish my cosplay for MCM London. I turned back on my phone to 5 missed calls and a voicemail demanding I call her back because it's an emergency.

Apparently me not answering her phone calls means I am

1) abandoning her

2) not respecting her

3) calling her a shit mother and that I might as well of grown up on the streets

I told her I wanted her to respect me, but she said that I'm not respecting her. I asked her how do I not respect her, she couldn't tell me how, and instead told me that she deserves respect because she is my mother. I said that respect is earned, not gotten, and thats what she taught me. She told me she can call me Harley if it meant I wasn't going to cut her out of my life, but then less than 2 mins after she called me my deadname again. I kept saying "no, no, no" and she cursed me out.

She asked me what she had ever done to hurt me, so I listed a few moments. She then laughed and said "keep dreaming those ones up."

I gave her one last chance, a phone call the week after. She denied arguing with me the week before, complete erasure of everything that happened so I said nope. No more. Cut her off.

Fast forward a month later. My aunt, her sister, suddenly finds my profile on LinkedIn and I'm like... she doesn't know I changed my name. How did she find out? Mum denied telling anyone. I get in contact with my aunt. We talk.

2 days ago, my aunt came up to visit.

My mum has told the entire family that I kept my top surgery a secret from her and she only found out when I came home after the fact. She also told them about my name change, despite having made it abundantly clear I could never or else it would make them shun me forever for being openly queer in every way. She has lied as well, saying I'm refusing her calls when she hasn't called me since I believe the 20th September.

My grandmother came up today. Mum is calling her multiple times a day, crying, being a general menace to the family. Nan gave me a present from my mum - hand towels with our new names on them. The card she gave us didn't have our names on it, just "love mum" and that was that.

They both want me to try and open communication, so I handmade a Christmas card and that's that. Sent that off.

If she calls me over the holiday, I will seriously not know what to do. I'll just have to give up at that point because if she tries to fight me again, I won't have any more empathy to give.

And that's what you missed on Glee

#personal

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bearpillowmonster · 2 years

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Got a nice set of interviews to talk about. One was for an Office Assistant, I went to the address, no sign, the closest building was a gentleman's club, so I wasn't going in there to ask for directions. I called but nobody answered so I called the recruiter and they gave me directions...to an abandoned race track. That's right. Let me set the scene, I had Kavinsky - Nightcall on and I head up this gravel road. I reach the cress "I'm gonna give you a night call to tell you how I feel." I see the busted up old road, no way through but across the track is a trailer and a few trucks.

I go around and head over, the trucks had the logo of the place so I was good. I head inside the trailer and get interviewed. Apparently they're working on getting a warehouse and this is just a starting position, it had an office and stuff you'd expect. He star talking about "me" so I'm not gonna lie, I just tell him. If he expects me to shape my personality to this job, thats stupid. Apparently this position has to do with accounting which I of course have no experience in. They knew this and it wasn't on the job description but the other half was doing excel sheets and printing and proposals and more office type stuff which is what I actually applied for. He said "I'll tell you what I think." After about 30 minutes of talking, he tells me that he thinks I'm not right for the job "because" of the accounting stuff and instead of teaching me, he wants someone who already has experience. However, he brings up a field technician position and says how that more closely aligns with what we were talking about regarding my personality, I showed interest and he said to call him Tuesday morning, the day of my other interview with another company that I blew off once already to babysit 😅

Now this one I knew wasn't going to work out with the distance and gas issue, they just weren't paying enough unless I could talk them up. I mainly just went to see how they make cookies 😂 also to please my dad 👨. I go there, no complimentary cookies, in fact, it was kind of a dumb experience, the guy liked hearing himself talk as he was giving me the tour, he acted like I was already on the job. I get sat in the waiting room again and they send the actual interviewer in to get me and we talk a little and they ask about my background and ask if there's any reason they wouldn't like me or whatever and I'm like "Shouldn't be." so she says "I'm going to send you out to the waiting room and see if I can talk to someone else." Someone else? That's a weird way of putting it. You mean my references? The audacity of this- If she actually had enough audacity, she would've called them while I was in the room, it doesn't make sense that you put the interview on hold to call my refs, you should've either already done that or wait until after. References are a rouse anyway, nobody really calls them, it's like an unspoken thing and they're just left out of the loop to play by the book.

And all this for $14 an hour, sorry $12 something because they told me that if I were to get health insurance, my wage would get docked yet I still had to pay the premium, which sounds really sketchy, I had insurance at my old job and my wage wasn't docked, wtf. I looked it up and it does in fact look like they can't do that (unless I'm misreading). So that was a bust out of a bust.

Now the call with the other company. I'm already suspicious because you're really going tell me to call again to see if I have the job. Idk why YOU can't just call me? I could see someone saying "to show you're really serious about this job." But I don't need to be jerked around, if you're hiring, you should be hiring, letting me know about the process, if you're too busy to do that then you need to hire someone. Or "keep calling because it's a test to see how resilient you are." screw you, that's just a ridiculous excuse to not keep your schedule, people have been shifting blame for generations that way, I'm not about to tolerate it to keep it going. But on top of that, I lost the business card so I had to look up the number. I call, I text, no answer, that's another thing, why not just call me at your convenience rather than me trying at 9am like you told me and you not be there? I call again and someone else answers. I actually forgot this dude's name and this was a woman's voice, she was connected through the company but dang, kinda messed that up by losing the card so I just said that I was expected to call yada yada and they knew who I was talking about. She said she'd tell him to call, so I wait, already not happy bc I had to wake up to make this call. He never called back, screw 'em.

#job #interview #today's story #career #why are these people like this

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painfully-unoriginal · 3 years

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Idk if this is *unbelievable* but when I was working retail some super white looking dude in a suit and holding a Starbucks cup came in and tried on a pair of really expensive shoes, said he couldn't buy them without his girlfriend and put them on hold. Then he comes back maybe 20 minutes later and says "you know, I really liked your customer service, are you looking for another job?"

Obviously this is weird and I tell him I'm only in town for the summer, but he starts telling me that he's with a company that works with "Disney and Sony" and some other big brands to connect people? It was super vague so I ask him what it's called and he totally dodges the question and just asks me if I'm interested. Now. What I tell you now makes me look super stupid but it's true. Idk it was mysterious and intriguing. But he asks for my number to call with his girlfriend and set up a meeting. I gave it to him, cuz I'm dumb apparantly? And I get a call a few days later from a woman saying she's his girlfriend to set up a time to meet. I say we meet in a Chapter's Starbucks (lots of witnesses).

When we meet it's the same dude and a lady and they have a flip board with like... JPEGs of rich people stuff on it and ask me about how business savvy I am and "don't you wanna be rich?", "We joined this company and now we're friends with a lot of rich people" and obviously this is a pyramid scheme and I am not interested but the wired thing is that I asked for the name of the company again and they still dodged the question. I don't think pyramid schemes usually so that? So idk who those people were but I asked around and lots of people prowl around malls and arrange meetings like this with young retail workers.

uhhh ya i dont think that was a pyramid scheme i’m ngl but thats ?? really scary??? please be careful im dead

#ask #thats so sketchy wtf....#unfortunately some ppl in my family are in a few pyramid schemes and they do not act that way so idk what they could've been trying to do .#bananapajama87

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starchaser · 5 years

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fuck everyone else I'm improving my relationships with bobby and priya only

#MAYBE lucas sometimes #i cant stand anyone else theyre so ANNOYING #are bobby and priya perfect? absolutely not and operation nope was sketchy af #but i can tolerate them...and thats as good as a relationship gets in s2 i guess #i miss s1 wtf why cant we have real FRIENDS this time #love island the game

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selenelavellan · 7 years

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Didn’t think any of these were worth cleaning up or finishing, so here’s a sketch dump of...three different ways I pictured Selene accepting @feynites Dirthamen in the Newly Formed AU, plus bonus Selene panicking that her boss is sending pics of her to his son in the Matchmaker Elgar’nan AU (three guesses who the scarf is from and the first two don’t count)

#sketchy as hell #dirthalene #newly formed au #Matchmaker Elgar'nan AU #i think the last silly one is my favorite honestly #selene going from 'oh this is so nice and soft and he picked it out for me thats so sweet'#to 'wtf did you just do elgar'nan u piece of shit is2g im gonna kill you NO DONT HIT SEND-oh no'#i think the others ones just feel too weird to me #idk maybe i was just trying to pull too much emotion into an au that didn't need it

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not-close-to-straight · 3 years

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Random Wanda Vision Thoughts--

Episode 1: I am an emotional bitch crying at Wanda and Vision saying “i do” at the end of episode 1, like can these babies please catch a break? they just want to be happy.

Also Agnes and the 70′s show mom are my favorite wtf.

STARK TOASTERS I SEE YOU.

WHO IS WATCHING THEM WTF

Episode 2:

Dottie should die, she seems like the type who needs gently run over by a bus

WHO IS IN THE RADIO

Elizabeth Olsen is so cute in this, absolutely adorable

IS THAT DAVID SCHWIMMER PLAYING THE PIANO

Vision is drunk from getting gum in his gears, I’m actually cackling right now.

Tiny bit culty with the “for the children” thing, huh? Yikes

BABY BUMP!

Some creepo decides to get in on their world and Wanda literally went “i think the fuck not, let’s try this again and this time in technicolor”

is that the cop who asked out Ant Man on the radio?

The difference in “sitcom” Wanda who is happy in her world and “real life” Wanda when she realizes something isn’t right is honestly astonishing and Grade A Face Acting. See what happens when they let women do more on screen then walk around in tight clothes with full lips parted in a sexy pout?

Episode 3:

Seventies Vision’s hair is ENDING ME, I can’t even deal with that.

IT HAS TO BE DAVID SCHWIMMER except he looks like “russ” from friends instead of “ross”

Poor Vision is not handling impending fatherhood well

COMIC BOOK NAME DROP BILLY AND TOMMY I LOVE IT

Poor pregnancy fritzing Wanda. DID WANDA JUST GLITCH A TIME ERASE AND NOT MEAN TO? Listen, I did not expect to love them as a couple this much. EW HER WATER BROKE OMG

A STORK

Oh Wanda, poor baby she’s so afraid, I write way too much fan fiction about how all these characters are secretly terrified to go through life alone to be okay with this.

Why did I start crying immediately when the babies were born, I’m too emotional for this. She is so beautiful and Vision is so soft meeting his son as himself, oh my gosh. THE TWIN SCREAMS while the other twin comes omg this is Grade A Sitcom bullshit.

The doctor knows something is Up and so do Herb and Agnes. *don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious*

...have we actually seen Ralph and I’m just blanking on it? WHY DON’T THEY LIKE GERALDINE? WHO IS SHE?

Oh no i’m crying again over pietro and the sokovian lullaby. Don’t let me watch this while I’m PMSing wtf this is torture. GERALDINE KNOWS ABOUT ULTRON

OH SHIT WANDA IS PISSED LOOK AT THAT DANGEROUS LADY. that head tilt is fucking lethal.

I love agnes oh man. I know because of spoilers she’s something of a bad guy? but I love her

WHAT HAPPENED TO GERALDINE OMG DID WANDA KILL HER

Oh no, not dead. Just kicked tf out of the bubble. I just realized the symbol is for Sword. Is this some sort of experiment to keep Wanda contained post Endgame? I should have read more spoilers, I’m fucking confused.

Episode 4: OH HOLY SHIT IT’S MONICA RAMBEAU AND IT’S POST EG SNAP OH MY GOSH SHE HAS NO IDEA SHES BEEN GONE FOR FIVE YEARS MY HEART IS BREAKING MY HEART IS BREAKING I CAN’T TAKE IT

It IS the cop that hit on Ant Man! WHAT DO THEY MEAN WESTVIEW DOESN’T EXIST

Oh it’s Darcy! Damn straight it’s Dr. Lewis. How very shocking, a woman was the one to show a room full of Ridiculous Men what’s going on?

ZOMBIE VISION OH MY GOD “no we can’t” oh man she is starting to CRACK and Vision knows something is wrong OH NO

At this point I should point out that I am 1000% surprised at the quality of the show and 1000% pleasantly surprised by how much I’m enjoying it. The bar for Wanda’s character development was literally subterranean, but this is has been frankly sort of amazing??

Episode 5

Agnes asking about “taking it from the top” WHAT. I love so much the way the characters “break character” it’s so interesting and well done! WHY IS WANDA LYING TO VISION.

WHERE IS RALPH

oh my god the babies are children now?? why isn’t agnes noticing?? THEY’RE SO CUTE I COULD CRY ALL OVER AGAIN

I do not. trust. hayward. Why is he asking about Wandas nickname? Monica knows whats up-- she knows Wanda is grieving and hurting.

THE VISIONS CORPSE WHAT? WHAT IS WANDA DOING OH MY GOD SHE STOLE VISION. Vision has a living will? Don’t you have to be human for that? Are you telling me the woman that loved Vision would straight up ignore his wish to not be turned into a weapon after his death? I have a hard time with this.

Oh no Vision is starting to worry me. He’s onto Agnes, he’s noticing Wanda getting careless...the boys are adorable though. Good on Agnes for not even flinching.

DAMN RIGHT WANDA COULD HAVE TAKEN OUT THANOS LETS HAVE SOME RESPECT PEOPLE. Also, why is Monica being sketchy about Captain Marvel?

EMAIL ALERT EMAIL ALERT “none of it is real.” oh my god what is happening?!?!

“Is this yours?” OH MY GOD. “This will be your only warning” she is so unafraid and I love her for it. I love her accent coming back when she breaks characters LOOK AT HER TURNING ALL THOSE MEN AROUND I LOVE HER.

“Fix the dead” oh my god the shock on her face. The absolute irony of her trying to tell her boys there’s rules when she’s writing the playbook as she goes. Oh my god. “Can’t I?” Jesus, then the credits start rolling because she wants the episode to be over but Vision won’t let her OH MY GOD. My heart is breaking

WHAT DOES IT MEAN SHE DOESN’T KNOW

SHE RECAST PIETRO

Episode 6

OOOOH look at the classic costumes! Pietro is slaying me. I mean, it’s the wrong pietro but its still very funny. The way Vision calls her out and then plays it off is.... spooky. She is fully aware thats not her brother. “Be good.” holy shit.

Look at me not liking Hayward again. “which one is the sassy best friend” i feel like that’s....racist. “don’t use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward” DRAG HIM SIS

Listen Uncle Pietro being a little shit head is my favorite. I use the OG Pietro in my fics but this one is hilarious.

Vision lied about being on duty? Yikes. The one house where people are stuck in a loop? YIKES. Its crazy how everyone is starting to be super aware of Wanda pulling the strings--MAGIC CHILD OMG.

Whats past ellis avenue? Is that the limit of Wanda’s powers? I don’t super understand how Vision has his powers if he’s technically dead. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE AVENGERS ARE she really just gave him enough life to exist just barely. Agnes knows he’s dead so she wasn’t snapped??

Agnes’s witchy laugh while dressed like a witch is legit awesome. We call that FOREEEEEEEEESHADOWING! Oh and there’s Ellis Ave. Got it.

Monica’s blood is changed?? Idk how to feel about Black Character willing to die for White Charaxter? I mean I know Wanda should be Jewish but still. Uncomfortably close to icky tropes but maybe I’m reading too far into it.

YIKES where was she hiding the kids till now? How’d she do all this? “I’m not a stranger or your husband” YIKES.

OH MY GOD DEAD PIETRO

OH MY GOD VISION STAY IN THE BUBBLE SOMEONE SAVE HIM SAVE HIM OMG BILLY CAN HEAR HIS DADDY DYING SAVE HIM

“The people need help” oh Vision you are truly Worthy

She literally expanded her world to save him omg

DARCY WHERED YOU GO geez look at power of this girls mind it’s about damn time we got a glimpse at just how intense her powers are

Season 7

Ok is this like a reality show? Oh man she is GLITCHING.

Oh no it’s just Wanda not Wanda vision cos she feels alone? So sad. She really is losing it isn’t she and not in a “lol how awkward” sortnof way but in that truthful hard to watch way that so many of us feel when we’re at the breaking point

“I actually did bite a kid once” I literally ugly laughed right there

I KNEW I COULDNT TRUST HAYWOOD

It’s so nice to see Darcy used in a real way. Her character was totally wasted in Thor

The way Wandas little interviews get more and more sad :(

Uhhh what does that mean Agnes is quiet on the inside? Again with the Ralph thing. I’m starting to think there’s no Ralph at all??

LOOK AT THIS GIRL WITH HER SPACE ROVER . She’s got that same look of determination her mama had. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER WHY ARE HER EYES BLUE

“....soooo Wanda killed me?” I’m ugly laughing again and I shouldn’t be but the comedic delivery is excellent. The whole “office” vibe with the cameras is making an otherwise devastating episode fairly funny

LOOK AT THIS GIRL STANDING UP TO WANDA we love a sharp cheekbones beauty

“Maybe I already am” I mean, I would have loved to hear that post Ultron when for some reason everyone blamed Tony for everything?? But hearing it now is just horrifying and I hate it

Oh vision deciding to go get to his wife is beautiful.

WHERE ARE THE BABIES WHERE ARE THE BOYS OH MY GOD IM FREAKING OUT WHAT BASEMENT THATS NEVER GOOD

Uh hey what the fuck is up with Agness creepy basement of horrors??

AGATHA HARKNESS OH MY GOD

This song is a BOP wtf she deserves an Emmy for this shit

Snoopers gonna snoop what?

Episode 8

Of course it’s Salem, where else would a witch story start

“They simply bent to my power” What a queen

lmaoooo THAT ACCENT COMES AND GOES Agatha really said what we’ve all been thinking

Wait so Wandas power drew Agatha in? I thought maybe Agatha trapped her here?? SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT WANDA IS

THE BABIES

Oh ouch this trip down memory lane is gonna hurt me isn’t it?

Oh no her mama I’m dying inside send help. The TV sitcoms. Oh my god is this her last memory before her parents died. HELP ME I CANT WATCH THIS

Oh my god, she had powers when she was little?? SHES NOT AN EXPERIMENT???

Listen I generally think telling a story retroactively is lazy writing? Just give us a well developed story the first time?? But this is BRUTAL and brutally well done.

SHE SAW HERSELF IN THE MIND STONE???

Would it have been so difficult for them to give us even a PEEK at this version of wanda vision in CACW? Marvel has the worst habit of just popping up like “oh hey these two love each other all the sudden with no real reason for it” but this is wonderful. So much character development.

Oh listen to this woman begging to be able to bury her husband omg. WAIT SO SHE DIDNT BREAK IN AND TAKE HIM?? WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO VISION?? DID HE PUSH HER INTO THIS PSYCHOTIC BREAK?? HE TOTALLY PLAYED HER INTO RECREATING VISION SHE JUST WANTED CLOSURE. He literally showed her visions dismembered corpse and said “say goodbye” I will kill this dude wtf

“I can’t feel you” guys I have to pause this so I can cry for a minute

“I can’t feel you” and then she leaves. Totally alone in the world. My heart is an empty husk.

Why the house though? Why west view?

OH FUCK ME UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME VISION WAS GOING TO BUILD THEM A HOUSE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

It’s not even real vision? Just the projection of her broken heart? “Welcome home” I am broken. Physically broken.

CHAOS MAGIC

SCARLET WITCH

I CANNOT

OH MY GOD WHITE VISION??? NO NO NO

#WandaVision

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peatbogbody · 2 years

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at my work the other day, some girls told my boss that some of the older boys have been calling them "sus lesbians" and so my boss's solution is that the word "sus" is now banned because "it was a slur for gay people in the 80s"

which.

i can only find a handful of extremely sketchy sources for that claim? most of which are internet chuds going "i guess sus is homophobic now, the PC police are at it again"

and OBVIOUSLY thats not where the kids got it from

and like that's clearly not the issue at hand??? if you ban a word they will just find another way to say the same thing wtf

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sleepysandy · 3 years

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fruits basket s3 ep6

aw shes happy

friend 💗💗💗

shishu so nice tho

less lonely 😔😔😔

luhhh at baket

shigure wtffff

i like rins mullet

tohru has great timing

ooh young shigure

woahhh its the first a zodiac would hear

that isnt sketchy shigure

shigure what is wrong with u

napaka provoker

tohru its ok to move on

shes dead tohru u dont have to put her first

kulyo trying to give good advice

thats messed up to say in a funeral

to a child too wtf

oohh pity

ooh tohru acting a lil selfish

thats good

she admitting it finally

kyo ure next

HUHH WHEN DID THEY MEET???

DID KYO KNOW WHO SHE WAS BEFORE MEETING

they never show his face

i dont think anyones in the wrong tho

kyoko suddenly becoming a single parent when both sides of the family do not support her

just sucks for everyone

ALMOST HUG

ITS THE FIRST KYO SAW THE HAt

they wont show the dad

lots of symbolism in just like5 secs

wtf did kyo kill the mom

ep 7

how tf didnthey meet

they have similar hair

HOW TF DO THEY EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER

NOW KYO KILLED HER??

he just slept on the foor

lots of self hatred

shigure into milfs?

shigure master manipulator

rens fucking xrazy tho

ren social climber chs

baby sohmas so cute

this so messed up

who tf is this old woman

wtf akito so young

its bcs of u akito !!!

i think u need to kill ren

REN THE CRAZIEST BITCH IN HERE!!!

the way no ones trying to stop her

akito relies so much on being special

so wheres the body

HAAA HIRO

YESSSS DESERVEEE

HIROOO FREEE

akito dumb as hell

kureno stepping up

akito has a point tho

SHE JUST STABBED KURENO

THIS BITCH CRAZYYYHHHH

symbolism

bat ka galet

ep 8

the tension

HALA AGAD AAGAD

DI NAMAN AKO PREPARED

tohru cancelled

shet walang kilig

DID HE KILL THE MOM

so they lost contact

baby kyo so cuteee

they so similar

catboy so cute

kyo hasnt changed at all

awww he missed her by a bit

baby kyo has so much angst

kyooo nooo

flying lmao

fangs

kyo serious mommy issues

with 2 moms

where tf akito going

she had time to say that

if he forgot why does he not like going to the grave

he got serious abandonment issues

yuki rlly eavesdropping rn

the self loathing kyo

luhh not crazy akito

#fruits basket

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yakocchi · 4 years

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(I’m the only one who knows Akihiko in this way...)

first i was like ...well i have 100+ tickets saved from that reading promotion so i was like might as well do the sebas route bc i’ve done everyone else’s but now i feel compelled to try rly hard on the election 😔 but the kiss avatars aren’t as cute as the hug ones from last year imo

i did one run on the first day in a hurry to get them all spent before the story fever was done (before i realized all the story fevers will be x3 whoops) so looking back through that rush... this route is not so bad esp. versus the others on the second half (dazai and count)

further rambling behind the cut bc woops i realized i started typing a whole lot omg tried to keep the spoilers (for sebas’ route) as pretty vague but in terms of spoilers for dazai, count, etc. it’s all over

sorry if you don’t like reading run-on sentence hell, but that’s how my stream of consciousness works orz

but i couldn’t help feel like this route was kind of trying its best in getting the reader interested in faust. isn’t as bad as it was in dazai’s route where i feel like some ppl end up just sitting there going “i’d much rather be with charles wtf” lul to me it was like they’re trying to invest some interest in him but are delicate in trying to make him not seem too irrational in his motivations and antagonistic or else they get into a Will situation in which nobody likes him... and then when the route finally comes out ppl are too mad to change their mind lol.

i just feel kinda bothered with the second half routes bc at times they feel like parts of them only serve to introduce the new characters. which is fine, but like... it takes time away from the actual love interest and it’s like “beh this didn’t happen with a good bit of the other characters” u know. i actually think sebas’ route is the best in finding that balance. i mean with the count it’s justifiable that vlad consumes a lot of “space” bc he is a convenient vehicle (a childhood friend) to further understanding why the count is the way he is. charles essentially appears out of nowhere and takes a pretty active role as a rival, which is new for a ikevam route... but as mentioned before has the unfortunate effect of readers perhaps siding with charles instead of dazai. whoops

well thinking about it there’s probably people who read the count’s route and went “well i think vlad might have an actual case here” in terms of the terrible future he foresaw or w/e .......but the writers probably caught on to that and that’s why they threw in the part where he throws the mc through the door where she could’ve died a terrible death. WELL people still choose to stan. somehow. I MEAN with charles he essentially tried to “axe” dazai by trying to “help” him so mc will be all alone for charles to love or w/e but at least that wasn’t violence. honestly i thought charles was going to go apeshit given how the route took a good chunk having charles toil about his past as a killer (as he was an executioner) and how he’s worried that mc will judge and dislike him if she ever finds out about that

ok well with faust and sebas, faust takes up more of a “devil in plain sight” role where you know he’s gonna do something sketchy as shit and either sebas and mc will fall for it. and it’s sebas who really falls for it first but it was for loooooove man. it was very dramatic (given how sebas has that dumb cliched backstory but i like that dumb cliche) but i mean the man’s gotta have a plot somewhere

i’m surprised that vlad doesn’t actually have a proactive role in this route, granted that his route is the very next one in the schedule. i guess writers knew people would be interested in him regardless so they essentially left him out. which is good, more time for faust.

but what really put surprised me is that they threw in another leo and count gay dads moment like the older routes have where the two of them are used to keep the plot moving so the main charas can go ichaicha try to take care of shit in the bg. i thought this one for this route was esp...... a choice. it makes me realize that their bond is something that’s really beyond a simple friendship? probably bc they’re both old purebloods, but even with that... the very few times the readers get to see the friendship between vlad and the count imo it’s always... strange. like i can’t really tell that they’re that close of friends? like yea clearly they were close somehow given that they built the magicke door together but still, it always gave me the “crazy friend but you stick with him bc he’s known you forever” vibe.

like that scene (in the sebas route) where the count finally comes back and leo is the first and only one to greet him at that time... it was very heartwarming in that “old bros” way. you can tell that they really have each other’s back, like that time in the count’s route where the count embarks on vlad’s castle and leo is like “(i’m not going to stop you but) if you don’t come back by dawn... i’m going to go get you. because i, too, cannot die” whew powerful. it’s a nice contrast from when the count was very down after an event in the past and vlad doesn’t really comfort him and actually is more like “you’re weak because of things like this” (not the actual quote but it’s the same gist) lol. like i know why he didn’t support him emotionally because at that point the count was totally not down for vlad’s plans but yeesh

another vague thing from the route... i like how while the count is unavailable, leo more or less takes the helm as the caretaker of the mansion residents. like it’s only a minor part in the grand scheme of things in the route but it’s clear that leo does have great compassion in his heart. in the dazai route too, he’s like the only chara that tries to set dazai straight (albeit for a single scene).

ok thats all i really wanted to say before this becomes some dumb leo woaw we love him essay thanks for reading this garbage lol

#spoilers #ikemen vampire #ikevam #sebastian

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theofficialyoungavengers · 3 years

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Why you should never ask Bri anything ever.

Mj: why does every influential person in us history have john, adam, or smith as part of their name. Mj: john adams, adam smith, john locke, at least 5 presidents, samual adams, john jay, john marshall MJ: thats not even all MJ: obviously

Bri: Because john has kinda always been a popular, middle of the road name.

Cat: ???

Bri: Everyone knows that when they don't want to pick a name they either choose a family name or one from the bible. Bri: Now with bible names you want someone popular right? Obviously you can't straight up name your child Jesus, unless you're in latin america. If you really want people to know you're a hardcore Christian you pick an old testament name like Shamgar or Abednego or some other weird name (see 17th century puritans) but that's not too common now so you mostly stick with the a few old testament and most of the disciples and apostles.

Cat: babe wtf are you talking about did I miss something?!

Bri: Now for old testament you gotta stick with a few safe ones right? Daniel, Noah, Joseph, David (although I personally think he's super sketchy), Aaron, Joshua etc. but you stay away from the weird one's and anyone who Messed Up™ Like Samson, Jezebel, Cain, Jonah and Saul. New testament is much easier cause you have so many people to choose from plus you can obviously just straight up name your child Christian. Seriously the only one you really have to avoid is Herod, Pilot, and Judas but other than that it's fair game.

Cat: jfc wtf is going on

Bri: The thing about the name John is that there's a ton of good people named John. John the Baptist, a couple of disciples, 4 books of the bible, It's a gold mine.

Cat: Babe seriously what is this about

Bri: Now if you really want to get into it there's also a lot of other historical people named John. Aside from all the ones that you named MJ there's a couple of kings and multiple saints and lots of legends. And given that it translates very easily into other languages (Juan, Jean, Jóhann, Giovanni, Jan, Yaḥyā) it's even more popular.

Cat: wtf when did mj name anyone Cat: @mj @bri someone please explain

Mj: Oh goddamn

Bri: NOW! That brings us to the why is that name so popular in the US? Well first of all considering that most of the first settlers are puritans and other English Christians... It's kind of a given BUT according to Wikipedia the name John reached it's height of popularity in 1912 when the number of babies born with this name increased by 118.6%. What was happening in 1912? Well nobody asked but I've already spent like 30 minutes on this anyways so I'm going to tell you, the industrial revolution. And you know what was happening in the industrial revolution? Bri: A TON OF IMMIGRATION Bri: Now we get into what my brother and I call "Ellis islanding" In which immigration officers didn't know how to pronounce eastern european and yiddish names so they just kinda gave you a new one on official documentation. And even though that's not a 100% correct, a lot of people who were immigrants wanted to give their children American names and what's a name that's very easy to pronounce and translatable into their native language? John. Bri: Wow I cannot believe I pulled all of that out of my ass except for the statistic 😂

Cat: Jfc I am terrified

#its bri #REAL CONVERSATION Y'ALL #ALL OF IT #NEVER ASK ME ANYTHING OR I WILL WRITE AN ENTIRE LECTURE ON A NAME IN A FURIOUS HAZE BEFORE CRASHING AND BURNING #IT TAKES SO MUCH BRAIN POWER TO MAKE WORDS GO BUT WHEN THEY DO WOW #groupchat chaos

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elvencantation · 4 years

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gyadl ep16 liveblog

-oh my god i’m so bad a badminton i kept forgetting i had a partner cause i got too focused and whacked her on the nose 😂

-also what’s with the weird sort of but not rly matching outfits?

-of course he’s gonna correct her stance physically. it’s supposed to be cute so i hate it

-i admit tianying is adorable

-oh sketchy time!

-my boy fusheng is back!!

-i missed him!!

-WAIT IS THAT LUO CHENG WITH HIS HAIR SLICKED BACK??

-ofc he had to mention tianying 😒

-u gonna make my boy mad

-FUCK HIM UP LFS

-oh no he’s leading u away on purpose

-i think i’ve seen a gifset of this alley scene

-LFS’S SMILE WITH THE MACHETE OVER HIS SHOULDER AS HE SEES HIS OPPONENTS OMG

-omg him just yelling at them. ahhhh i love him!!!!!!

-he’s covered in blood and i probs shouldn’t find that hot...?

-A CHURCH IS A ROMANTIC PLACE?? SINCE WHEN XXC???

-ofc tianying’s regular voice is so sweet!

-back to lfs thank god cause idc about xxc

-luo cheng i love youuuu

-ah it was too short!! back to xxc

-oh my god i SO don’t care about what u have to say xxc 😒

-oh no qikai is leaving xxc and lfs alone

- oh no fusheng bb ☹️

-oh honeyyy

-i wanna hug him!

-OH NO!!! he’s being honest!!

-i’m GONNA START CRYING

-so glad someone finally asked him. i like shuang-jie! more shaung-jie for lfs! he deserves kindness!!!

-oh god his face breaks my heart

-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

-and these bitches be out here playing badminton again

-hhhhhh i hate this so much. i know it’s all too possible for xxc to be more of a dick than before but i still don’t expect just how his dickishness shows itself

-why do i feel like xxc is gonna interrupt them or something?

-more sketchy ppl thinking they can get away with standing up to lfs

-LUO CHENG LOOKING ALL GROWN UP IN A SUIT WITH HIS HAIR SLICKED BACK

-WHERES MY GREMLIN DIDI? HE LOOKS SO SLEEK

-i love how lfs can just- reach out a hand and someone will put a machete in it. badass

-hot

-of course it was literal women he kidnapped 😒 y i k e s

-lfs grinning with a machete in his hand is... how do you say... hot?

-oh no they making my poor boy qikai sad ☹️ he’s so sweet he doesn’t deserve this

-oh god the way lfs runs in to see her

-ofc he assumes somethings wrong- that confused little blink is adorable

-‘we hope to get your blessing’ WHAT A HORRIBLE WAY TO SAY THAT

-dear god without that it might have worked. just her being like- i don’t want to ruin ur frienship with xxc (which, it’s already ruined cause xxc is a fucking asshole)

-LITERALLY STAB ME IT WOULD HURT LESS THAN THIS. WATCHING HIM HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE OK

- THAT LITTLE HEAD DUCK SMILE THATS SO ENDEARING ON SHEN WEI IS BECAUSE THE SMILE IS FALSE TO LUO FUSHENG

-and lfs still looks at xxc with that amused indulgent smile because despite all the horrible things xxc has done to him lfs STILL FUCKING LOVES HIM

-hhhhhhh this is so awkward i can’t

-XXC HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED? YOURE ASKING HIM TO MOVE ON FOR YOUR SAKE, BECAUSE *YOURE* UNCOMFORTBLE OR WHATEVER

-SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF FOR A SECOND

-DID HE FUCKING HIRE A SECRET PHOTOGRAPHER YOU CREEP XXC WTF

-ughh and now they made xiao meimei’s crush awkward i JUST WANTED NICE THINGS FOR HER AND QIKAI THEY SEEMED TO BE GETTING ALONG

-also did xxc srsly forget he’s already engaged to hong lan? and how well it worked last time when he tried to go against his father?

-YES AND THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD RESPECT HER FUCKING BOUNDARIES DICKHEAD 😒

-also tianying is too cute and i want her to kiss my cheek

-or even better, fusheng’s

- is it bad i feel a little happy i didnt see any hong lan in this episode?

#gyadl liveblog #granting you a dreamlike life #gyadl

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