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#thats not funny its just highkey bullying like….???????
gunkbaby · 1 year
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The way tg takes the piss out of Shuu gets so ridiculous by the end of re like,,, mans will be like ‘flowers are so great, i love flowers, i am going to make info sheets on flowers and give them to all my friends 🥰🥰🥰,’
and then touka appears, calls him a pissbird or something and proceeds to smite his hopes and dreams with her bare hands before setting fire to his home and we’re expected to be on her side.
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ariesbilly · 2 years
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Ngl i kinda like the fact Steve is homophobic and then he gets the hots for Billy? An actual guy?
listen to me.... THE harringrove dynamic is billy who fully knows hes gay, loves dick, wants a man badly, only reason he aint out here flying a rainbow flag is because of n*il, and steve who is fully homophobic until he starts getting bullied by billys sweaty tatas and starts feeling things in funny places and slowly has to come to realization that maybe he is in fact harboring some homosexual tendencies
highkey i love the concept of billy falling head over heels for steve and steve rejecting him cuz he still thinks hes straight lmfao especially if theyve been hooking up? steves like “nah man im not gay its just that you give the best blowjobs in town and im horny.” and billys like... ready to walk down the aisle. sad. 
but then steve will come around after learning some things about himself. maybe he does it too late maybe billy gets himself a boyfriend by the time that happens cuz he surely was not gonna sit around pining for the straight guy any longer. 
get a nice slow burn in there ya know what i mean? thats what i want for them
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jewpacabruhs · 2 years
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i was rlly rlly enjoying that it felt like s11-esque SP again which, my personal fav seasons are like s6-s12 n around there so i was having a blast and then that ending just. pulled down its pants and projectile-shit all over me. it wasnt bad ig it was just. gross which i mean i'd expect nothing less but. yeah idk this is my way of saying cartman nipples ruined a whole special for me. that being said tho that was. probs my fav special yet? ending aside gkfkf
cartman went back to his roots a bit and i LOVED it (pointing guns at people, correctly deducing a situation like a little genius but then drawing a wildly inaccurate conclusion about it like a little moron, I MISSED HIMM), he even bullied butters into helping him like the good ol days n the cartmanbutterstoken combo like christian rock hard made me SO happy theyre such a good trio. cartman w the two boys who call him by his first name... speaking of i love how token calls him eric even tho he hates him.
i love token sm actually he was so good in this special. hes been rlly good lately in general actually, the one good thing to come out of the weed plot has been the black family (...ahh...) getting more screentime and development. tokens highkey the stan of craig and those guys which rlly Makes the rival weed farm parallel bc theyre both just. the normal ass kids next door dealing w insane bullshit. i LOVED his compassion for the little. chuck chuck creature it reminded me of the goonies and it was cute. cartman scoffing in the background was funny but it was rlly sweet n did remind me a lot of goonies which. childhood nostalgia always good. also im a child and the thing squirt-shitting made me laugh KGFKFK toilet humor will always get me bc im a 8 yr old boy ig
it was cool to have an overarching villain again i do think SP handles narratives with like. Big Bads well? idk i never see it praised but i personally enjoy those plots and i liked how it was done here. tho this is a bit morbid, the, er, conclusion of pipi's story reminded me of that ummmmm verruckt incident in kansas (if u kno u kno; if u dont and u google, sorry) and it made me wince. im sure it wasnt intentional but my macabre lil mind drew the parallel n i cringed fff. but i enjoyed the rest of that story
and oh my goodness it was nice to see south park shit on celebrities again FKFKF like TRULY getting back to its roots. felt like classic sp mockery i loved it a ton
ummm what else. OH RANDY oh my lord. when he went back to normal i was like. holy hell i missed this. tht was nice to have back. modern randy can be plenty funny but he's overwhelmingly annoying and played out and the meta behind his plot made me wonder if m&t agree w that sentiment? ik they started using randy as a mouthpiece for themselves once they hit. 40 or 45 or whatever idk when it started but them acknowledging the weed shit was played out (when previous recent eps had had more of a "haha we know u hate the weed shit and WE DONT CARE LOL!!!" stance) was kewl. ik randy reverted by the end but im hoping maybe smth might carry over. and it was nice to see the marshes being. normal n supportive n smiling again. i dont rmr the last time i saw sharon smile ;( and the sacrifice stan made of letting randy do what he needed to do... he sounded so sad. he'd only jus got his dad back. man i luv stan hhh poor kiddo
the karen shit actually made me laugh i thought it was funny. i don't hav any deep thoughts on it it jus amused me
ummm anything else. oh the fucken. cartmans boobs fkfkf just the boob physics. the way they bounced i was so distracted by them FKDKFK that was cursed but also real af tbh
ok thats all goodbye til more sp content luvs
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koiyyo · 4 years
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SDR2 “modern” MC server HCS!
SDR2 part of mc 
-by mod irusu, mod cass, mod dragon, mod corn, mod chie and mod kiwi
hajime  - bad at minecraft  - accidentally punched mikan off a cliff once because he didn't know how to place a block  - constantly gets bullied by chiaki  - actually good at building houses  - just builds and vibes  - but ends up in taka’s jail a lot cause nagito blames him  - locked nagito in his basement
akane  - AGGRESSIVE  - can and will throw hands  - basically lives in teruteru’s house at this point because she keeps breaking in and stealing his shit  - tries to make her own farm but keeps trampling on it and then being like “what happened to my farm :(“  - challenges everyone she sees to a pvp battle in peko’s stadium
fuyuhiko  - “no i will not set my skin to boss baby you fucking cretin”  - tries to start a farm, is too impatient  - when he “dishonors” someone he jumps off a cliff in front of them  - travels around a lot to try and find rare biomes so he can profit  - ,,mostly does this so he can find a flower peko will like  - too complex. sticks with poppies  - gets way too angry when someone kills him. no talk he angy
sonia  - built a really extra castle  - has tons of guard dogs around her and the castle  - sucks at minecraft but she’s doing her best  - gets gundham to help her find animals  - “what is a ‘creeper’?”  - attempts to swear everytime she dies “goddamn it- all to hell!”  - gives her pets really fancy royal names, gundham helps her with the names
kazuichi  - obsessed with redstone  - has a redstone security system, and helps hina out with her autofarms  - literally equivalent to mumbo jumbo, probably better  - tried to move in with sonia multiple times  - got killed by gundham or sonia every time he tried  - is the main builder of the “train” station on the server  - it’s just so people can visit each other with minecarts
teruteru  - makes cakes a lot  - also makes dicks in front of people’s houses made out of obsidian  - people buy leather off of him because he has a lot for some reason  - only wears leather armor  - cuz hes a heathen  - ‘put’ a stripper pole in ibuki’s music venue, got adventure mode for a month and a long scolding from taka
imposter(byakuya)  - literally a cryptid  - nobody knows where he is  - online 24/7  - probably has a secret base thats like 80 blocks underground  - sometimes appears to either taunt real byakuya or vibe with him and then disappears again
mahiru  - has minecraft shaders on 24/7  - even though her computers on the brink of melting  - “this is so pretty!! just look at the sky and th-” “mahiru it’s a blocky video game please”  - freaked out because she couldn't figure out how to remove the gui to take a pretty screenshot  - lives with hiyoko and shares her stuff with her  - “hiyoko please stop burning the forests-“ “NEVER!!!”  - loves ocelots but they run away when she tries to take a screenshot  - takes aesthetic minecraft pictures  - these pictures get used without credit in clickbaity mc thumbnails
peko  - constantly wields two swords at the same time, she never unequips them unless she needs to build or mine  - runs assassin business with maki  - people hire her as a hitman  - made a pvp stadium and runs it  - fuyuhiko’s bodyguard  - probably has invis potions because of how stealthy she is  - really scary to turn around and see her user in the distance
ibuki  - collects all the music discs  - forces kazuichi to make those cool redstone note block machines for her  - rabid, absolutely feral  - owns like 25 parrots so she can see them all dance while the music plays  - made a music venue in the middle of the town, named it titty typhoon  - will kill someone when no one's expecting it. do not trust her she is feral  - “ARE Y’ALL READY” queue her spinning her mouse to make her character headbang
hiyoko  - targets mikan  - once tried to trap mikan’s base, was stopped by mahiru  - makes unholy levels of tnt, and hides them under mikans base  - she tried to make a cool redstone contraption to set it off but it never worked and mahiru found out and scolded her for the 10th time    - it suddenly set off and exploded everything in a 1 mile radius including them  - has three cockatiels and they have playdates with ibuki’s parrots  - she fake cries everytime she dies  - probably actual tears  - enjoys burning down villages and watching the villagers burn, unfortunately celeste got stuck in the village  - celeste threateningly screamed into the mic and hiyoko got so scared and left the game
mikan  - cries at basically everything in pvp  - audible “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” when she dies  - highkey a stalker of junko  - leaves weird ass presents in junko’s house even though shes never online  - gets harassed by hiyoko 24/7  - is good at making potions, makes mostly healing potions  - gets harrassed to make potions of harming and poison (probably by hiyoko)
nekomaru  - “good job guys!” “nekomaru we just got killed by the ender dragon please-“  - constantly says minecrap instead of minecraft  - screams  - probably has made it in funny stream fail videos  - has intense duels with akane in peko’s pvp stadium on the daily 
gundham  - massive animal farm  - refuses to kill any of his animals  - instead of attacking, he just lets his army of wolves kill.  - vegan, has a huge ass farm  - sells specifically bred horses to people  - will hunt u down if u kill a pet  - got angry over hiyoko burning down the forests, probably hired peko as an  assassin to kill hiyoko for it
nagito  - constantly stuck in webs while in mineshafts  - the kinda guy to mine diamonds when its above lava, manage to fall into it and die, then get a glitch that keeps his inventory after he dies??  - kinda just stares at hajime while playing and kills him while he’s not looking  - names everything he has hope and if hajime changes their names, he just kills the animal  - the guy who has an army of cats and yet kills them constantly.  - looses all of his dogs somehow
chiaki  - the unforgiving admin  - “chiaki please i went afk for 2 seconds and all of my dogs died and i died too wtf help pls”  - “that sucks”  - has the most materials because she has the patience to grind  - lives with hajime and nagito  - anytime someone dies she types f  - has every crafting recipe memorized  - can probably read minecraft enchantment table
epic gamer moment hope u enjoy - mod lapis
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steponmepinkjun · 3 years
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SDFHGJKSDFKJSG PLSSS WHAT ARE YOU SO FUNNY FOR but youre so right tho. youre so right. youre right tho if i was that powerful and sexy i'd definitely be up my own ass about it. but you're also right about the kid he was predebut - everyone whos gone to school w him claims that he was always super sweet from day one. he gave off the energy of like the [1] eshay kid who would actually call bullshit if his friends tried to bully me kinda thing cause i was def the weird queer kid who talked too loud and was way too obsessed w fandom. im a lot closer to them in age so for me ofc theres the "YASSS BITCH" hypeman but also the typical gay struggle of "do i want to kiss you or do i want to Be you" and the answer is both.
ok no i dont know what the fuck a hollister or an ambercombie and bitch is im australian ok. mf probably worked at maccas straight up, used the discount to treat the homies, quit within months bc Man thats a rats ass of a job, and definitely tried to get a job at culture kings. australian men esp teens literally dont know what cologne is i just KNOW he used lynx body spray to the point it was suffocating.
oh shit wait you dont know what an eshay is ok lemme break it down for you: Basic Ass Bitch. eshays are the typical popular kid stereotype who care more about what brands your clothes are and how much instagram n snapchat clout you have than anything else. they stick to their clique and talk mad shit abt everyone whos not in it but also everyone whos in it because Drama. spend their weekends getting smashed in Every sense of the word and think its cool to be a cunt to people. that being said i have a very skewed view of eshays because they were the bitches who bullied me during highschool but there Were nice ones, the sad part is that even they were like "i know what my people are like, and i find it incredibly sad that most of my friends wouldnt even try talking to you" and yeah maybe try urban dictionary for a less biased explanation LOL but basically. popular teenage menace stereotype. top of the hs foodchain.
GIRL the way you describe yourself - "hairline RUNNIN from my face like it's got a warrant" got me fucking rOLLING you dont need to be this funny and yet. i also get sad when chris tries to hide his bare face im just :((( baby you are so pretty who made you think otherwise. who do i need to fight. i just wanna have a nice chat with them, using manners and understanding, which coincidentally are Not the names of my fists. im more of a kicker. OK BUT LIKE HIGHKEY it makes me sad to see you describe yourself like that (even tho i laughed at first shut up) but im not even gonna try convince you otherwise bc 1 idk what you look like and 2 you already know its beauty standards to blame. you're right, that shit is so harmful and its really just sad how drastically different you get treated based on your appearance. i mean hell, i consider myself sexy as fuck but im trans and alternative so most people dont see me that way anyway and think im weird or a tryhard. they think we dont notice. they think so long as they dont say anything to our face, we won't see the way they look at us. the way they talk to everyone else except us. the way they have endless enthusiasm and patience for people of their crowd thats instantly drained as soon as they set their eyes on us. because its as simple as we're different from them and humans dislike change, so they outcast us. ugh, i sound like an edgy Not Like Other Girls!! type bitch but this shit is so real. they didnt give my friends the same shit as me because they were pretty and gender conforming. but its fine theyll shut up when i finally get top surgery n fix my teeth and my voice, imma start stealing bitches And their mans. the things id do if i was conventionally pretty.
but thinking abt it, i dont think chan would've been considered attractive in the west, at least growing up. he's hinted more than once at the racism he experienced here not just on vlives but the lyrics to id:a mention people who called him ching chong and that makes me so sad. that must've stuck with him, even now that he's in an industry where he's perceived as beautiful, because its Really Hard to let go of how you're so used to being perceived. i hope with time his confidence grows more, he deserves to realise how pretty he is with and without makeup.
you should totally get back into makeup again! i know being seen at all is something you try to avoid but thats a vicious cycle because self expression is the key to self esteem. when im forced to wear shit i dont like and my hairs just sitting there like a mushroom and pimples are popping back up ofc i dont want to be seen or percieved. but when i take the time to dress up, bling up and do my hair, i feel Completely different and ready to kick some ass. who knows, maybe you'll find getting back into makeup will make you feel beautiful again - especially since now you have the freedom to go ham artistically and look like the whackass alien you've always wanted to be. its never too late, man!
good god my asks keep getting longer and longer i do apologise if its too much feel free to tell me to try and condense it a little lmfao. but yeah skz are tiny as hell but they're all taller than my 159cm/5'2 ass so i cant say shit tbh. jeongin had to bend over like 90 degrees just to give me a hi five. hes really tall in person. at least compared to the other members. looking back on it now tho, he was probably wearing insoles or some shit bc he doesnt seem as tall i dont know skz's heights are fake fr. w them platform ass lookin converses i can never tell how old they are and their official heights date back to hellevator era so i cant trust that. skz pls drop the official heights i need to know its been driving me insane for years -felix bi anon
Okay first off I am CACKLING at ambercrombie and bitch, like way harder than is necessary—A&F and Hollister were the ultimate Beach Prep vibe, like only the cool people worked there and you literally wouldn't get hired unless you were hot, like they'd deny your app if you weren't skinny and fit and blonde and snobby and hot, very like... idyllic high-school energy, very "my parents are out of town this weekend so I'm throwing a rager 🤪" suburban popular girl energy. But wait BRUH YOU TALKIN BOUT MCDONALD'S???? STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP I AM CALLING THE POLICE JAYSGDJAJQHDHSKJAHSBDBSHSD THE IDEA OF FELIX IN A FUCKIN MCDS POLO AND VISOR SLINGIN MCGRIDDLES N SHIT SJSYDHJAHSHDD FELIX WALKS IN SUDDENLY ITS NOT MCDONALD'S, ITS BOUGIE NOW THIS SHITS MACDANIALD'S 😭😭😭😭 SSTOP PLEASE IM GOING TO FUCKING EJECT MYSELF FROM A MOVING CAR, OH MG GOD I LOVE THAT MENTAL IMAGE SO MUCH DHUWlldrhqugshsbababa I always pictured Felix as like the sassy cute cashier at the smoothie place in the mall food court that everyone has a crush on and is always giving people free stuff but that is objectively a MILLION TIMES FUNNIER, I AM EVAPORATING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I am literally like disturbed after googling this further and thinking of wee lil bangchan this way... but also like.... I can kinda see it....... Cause I'm getting very much hypebeast wannabe hoodrat energy, very "I ride out for my homies 😤🔫" uh sir you tweeted that from your brand new iPhone, while sitting in the living room of your parents 5 bedroom house in a gated community type energy, very "rolls up to school in the brand new car their parents bought them, blasting Biggie, and steps out in a polo shirt" energy, very "got caught tagging a building downtown and gets bailed out by their daddy" energy dhauhsjdhsjajs like old ladies clutch their purses when they walk by and I'm like "ma'am that boy goes to private school, that is not a hoodlum that is a sweet innocent boy who listened to too much 2Pac and took it to heart" vibes jdhehwhdjshd like when I watched some of 3rachas old old old stuff I was like damn these boys wanna be hood so baaaaad 😂😂😂 Changbin with his big ass fuckin marble mansion thinkin he's all hard 🤣🤣🤣 I love them so it's no shade but like yeh I see it lmfao
I can't talk too much shit tho, my teenage self was... a moment lmfao. Lil scene kids ass, kiki kannibal wannabe ass 😂 I really thought I was That Bitch™—coincidentally I actually was and always will be That Bitch, I still am to this day That Bitch, now I'm just moreso That Bitch in attitude and action and thought than in lookin super fly all the time. Whereas before I was hella obsessed w always looking cool, now I'm like significantly more obsessed with the unique things I bring to the lives of my loved ones, because I am pretty fuckin cool and interesting and smart and funny, and I'm sure if I really wanted to I could try to find a way to feel Cute again, but at this point I'm just like, overly aware of the fact that no matter what I do I'll never look in the mirror and see what I want to. and for me it's immeasurably more important that I disconnect my sense of self from whether or not my physical appearance is such that I am deemed worthy of love by others, than it is for me to like what I see, and also for me to acknowledge that people who don't see my worth as being entirely independent from their perception of my physical form are not evolved enough to deserve my company. At this point I genuinely feel like no one deserves me lmfao like I am so amazing that settling for even an ounce less than I know I deserve is actually unconscionable to me. I know it sounds HELLA fucking cliche and really stupid, because it always did to me, but people who treat you like that are shitty people who absolutely don't deserve you, and you don't deserve the abuse that they dish out and you never will, but two things. The first is that the way that it hurts does actually lessen as time goes on, especially when you reach a point in your life where you're able to curate your own interpersonal relationships and see firsthand that there are people that are actually are not shitty monstrous humans, you've just been unfairly exposed to the ones that are because you weren't in the position to control your environment. I never believed in the whole concept of "finding your people," people who get you and wouldn't dream of hurting you like that, until a point where I was like Oh. Holy shit. It's real. You get older and start to steer your own ship and suddenly you're not surrounded by assholes, suddenly you can consciously decide who is allowed to experience you. And slowly the emotional impact of people who treat you like shit becomes lessened, as well. I may not know your experience and will never be able to grasp your hardships, but you sound fucking awesome and I have genuinely spent the better part of several days looking forward to you possibly sending me more messages, so I have utter faith that you're fucking awesome and thoroughly above the kind of scum that would treat you that way. The second is part is that shit is changing and people who aren't able to extend empathy and compassion are starting to be held accountable, and the public consciousness is beginning to enter an era of acceptance and kindness. That can't erase ANYONE'S hurt, but having the hope for less and less dehumanizing and demoralizing moments in our time on earth is extremely important to our ability to keep on keeping on. A sidenote, as well: I am not adverse to beating a bitch's ass when they disrespect a friend so like 😂 Just keep that in the back of your mind. I've been on involuntary hold in a psyche ward, prison ain't got nothin on me. I may not be GOOD at fighting lmfaooooo but I do my damndest 😂 you get a bit of liquor in me and mentally I am Mike Tyson 🤣 if nothin else watching me try to fight a hoe will make you laugh for days 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I can definitely do lasting psychological damage to someone with a quick and scathing synopsis of their character, so like, gimme a reason to fly out bestie 😂 the ETA may be many hours but I can absolutely keep the same agro energy when I do finally pull up 😂
I'm defo in possession of the Mom Override, so it hurts my fucking heart when someone I love is hurt. If a bitch wants to mess with me, I'm all mindfulness and inner growth and high road!!!! A bitch wants to fight me, we gonna have to paper-scissors-rock it out 😂 but if a Starbucks batista even looks at my bestie sideways... The critical thinking skills have left the building, its Mortal Kombat. idk why skz doesn't hire me as their bodyguard, I see someone acting up and it's gonna be a Criminal Minds episode. let me find out someone's slandering the good name of Stray Kids, watch the adrenaline take me directly to their house I s2g. Talk shit on the boys and I will personally come to your house, break up your parents marriage, seduce your father, become your stepmom, and send you to bed with no dinner after I take away your allowance money 😂 I may cry when I personally have to deal with confrontation, but let me find the name of whatever goons were saying some stupid ass racist shit to Chan, and suddenly I'm Jeffrey Dahmer and they're lookin like lunch to me. That shit hurts my fuckin soul. I can't even imagine what that would be like, to go through that. I really hope he spends every day just relishing the fuckin flex of his career compared to his haters, I really hope he sits in a bathtub full of Dom Perignon instead of soapy water and he counts his money and has a good laugh at how these bitches could NEVA 😤😤😤😤😤
ALSO NOT MY 5'8" ASS BEIN ABLE TO PICK YALL UP AND CARRY YOU, CHAN, CHANGBIN, HAN, AND I.N. LIKE THIS WHILST HYUNJIN LOOKS ON IN DISAPPROVAL 😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOOOOO HI SHORTIES 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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