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If you hate that Vader came back from the Dark Side in the end I genuinely don't get how you can enjoy watching Star Wars.
#that's the whole story#lucas' six movies are about that one moment#how does a truly evil man repent from his ways
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crossover fic and/or liveshow where the starblaster gang goes to disneyland steeplechase using the planar belts and everyone mistakes taako for a kinda shitty taako cosplayer. someone dressed as girth the direwolf (it’s a fursuit) tells him it’s a good first attempt for a beginner but EVERYONE knows taako’s braid falls over his OTHER shoulder. if you want to be ACCURATE you have pay attention to these things. fucking amateur
#that's the whole story#this is not furry slander i just think think the idea of fake direwolf fursuit is really funny
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My little court jester <3
#i saw a court jester hat and decided to put him in it#that's it#that's the whole story#bg3 zevlor#drowsys art#bg3 fanart#bg3
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My lungs feel fucked and it hurts to speak from all the coughing, but I'm fine btw
#android talking#details for posterity#we were cleaning an abandoned area in the old house because there was a blackout and not much else to do#and there's this closed room that the cats clearly thought was another bathroom for them#im talking literall puddles of piss#and i requested soapy water#i was handed bleach dilluted in water and i stood there wondering why i was feeling not so very great for about an hour#and it occurred to me that the symptoms sounded like exactly what it was#since it was dilluted it wasn't too bad#but because it was dilluted i didnt notice until i had been inhaling that for a really long time#that's the whole story
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my soul is too much charged with blood of thine
skk - rated T - au fic
Chuuya had a working theory: only weirdos went to the grocery store after 8pm on the weekend.
So should he really be so surprised that on one particular evening Dazai Osamu happens to be one of them?
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Chuuya and Dazai accidentally meet after not having spoken since they broke up in high school four years prior — and then Dazai refuses to leave Chuuya's life again.
ao3 link
#skk#soukoku#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai x chuuya#chuuya x dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#no powers au#post-collge au#exes to lovers#ao3#fanfiction#anime#these men just need to learn how to communicate really#that's the whole story#i hate them so much (affectionate)#soup writes#published 7/4/22
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I would LOVE to hear what inspired the band au
alright alright let me set the stage
you're me. you've just been at a small concert with some friends, you're all walking to get some food. you have spent the last sixty minutes thirsting over the drummer. you write fanfic, you like the locked tomb. your friends know you write fanfic and they love challenging you.
so we're walking, and all of us are agreeing wholeheartedly that the drummer was very attractive and that the band had great onstage chemistry. i'm discussing one particular instance of the show (in the fic it's the last song that harrow plays for gideon, the emotional climax if you will) and i say something along the lines of
"it's like a scene pulled straight out of a book or a fic, i wanna write it so bad" particularly about the emotionality and the physicality of the moment. i mean c'mon what else is one supposed to feel when a guitarist is on their knees in front of the dummer??
these friends, knowing me and my hobbies, then reply
"bet"
this, of course, was something i couldn't back down from. we spent the entire rest of the walk and dinner hashing out ideas, until i inevitably settled on gideon and harrow. it had to more than 5k words, it had to include that scene and it had to very very gay.
so i set about writing it, very thankful that i had a video of the exact moment i needed to write. and ultimately finished it a day before nona, which was a push lol
#that's the whole story#i was challenged and since i'm a little bitch i can't back down from most challenges#fic talk#asks
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I'm about to start work for the day and I usually have the radio playing in the background
Today just... no, nope, can't do it.
I tuned in for less than a minute and obviously I knew it would be all about Queenie, but people are practically sobbing about it and saying what a huge impact she had on their lives and they don't what to do without her and just-
NO.
She died. It was momentous, sure. But you didn't actually know her, you almost certainly never met her (and if you did it was probably for 30 seconds), she didn't have any direct tangible impact on your life except the taxes you paid towards the upkeep of her big-ass palace!
It's gonna be very quiet in my house for the next few weeks 😑
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I just want to be loved and adored.
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“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets.
Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”
–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.
#Another day another quote that's been rattling around in my head for an age#Which again sums things up better than I ever could#And of course it's not just about the physical deterioration at the end of the story allowing for intimacy#The idea permeates the whole show#Tozer holding Heather as his exposed brain freezes on the deck#Crozier and Hickey reaching a state of psychological intimacy but only through the violence of the lash#You could argue a link between Hickey and Goodsir too through the intimacy and violence inflicted on Irving#Both his killing and his autopsy#The Terror#The Terror AMC#Meta
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Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham
This is not a good time.
He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.
It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.
So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.
He used them to vent.
Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.
The goons actually backed off.
One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.
Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.
So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.
She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#steph watched the livestream and felt GREAT SYMPATHY#so she actually did trick bruce into coming with her and breaking into an apartment as bruce wayne instead of batman#told him it was an important job#he clued in that it wasn't crime related after she told him to stay put so she could get food#sure fuck it he'll give this rando kid a grant#he'll pay for the whole thing education is important#literally no one looks into the whole “i've already been kidnapped four times this week” thing#cuz everyone gets kidnapped in gotham#well almost no one looks into it#jack and maddie fenton do when they see the clip#vlad learns the hard way not to piss off the people who design weapons specifically meant for you
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Jeremiah and Mike’s first conversation in FNAF 2
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#mike schmidt#jeremiah fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf foxy#fnaf chica#freddy fazbear#fnaf bonnie#william afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#springtrap#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#FINALLY JEREMIAH MENTIONED 🔥🔥#I’ve been meaning to draw him for so long Ahhh#Mike’s one bestie is here!!!#seriously though it’s been like one week two tops since Jeremiah last saw Mike#how is he gonna react to mike’s whole story BAHAH#LIKE HES gonna think he’s messing with him again#some more of his sleep theory shit#Jeremiah is concerned for his eppy friend#please let Jeremiah be in the next movie pls pls#I need more of their friendship rn
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Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#tfw you latch onto the first person you see that shares your interest#I’M SOBBINGGG#Yeah i didn’t know the hag monster tidbit existed so now I’m adding stuff into my masterpost#6 yo toshiro watching a snail and tuning out his nanny calling for him I’m screaming#This post is blowing up so: just for your information I made a masterpost on his whole family situation we do get a lot of info on him#His character goes quite deep it’s just not relevant to the wider story so Kui doesn’t go into details in the plot#So yeah look for that on my blog if you want. Also he likes flowers <3#Nature lover toshiro
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the fox god.
a comic about a trickster.
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#cw: emotional abuse#cw: gaslighting#cw: animal death#charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic#i love playing with the concept of religion like this#im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years#and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead#but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so#anyway#one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning#he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art#hearteaters#stillindigo art#stillindigo comics#one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!
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'It was late spring, the first time all year that the sunshine had any real strength behind it. Satoru was wittering on about something inane as always — Tentomon or something equally ridiculous.
There was nothing special about the moment. Not really. Except for the fact that Satoru had shrugged off his jacket in the heat. It was draped around his shoulders just so, exposing the long column of his throat, pale after a long winter.
Really, there was nothing special about the moment. But when Suguru looked at the boy silhouetted against the spring sky, bright and blue and boundless and beautiful — just like his eyes, Suguru thought — his heart skipped a beat all the same.
With all the sight afforded to him, Satoru never missed a thing. So it was risky, what Suguru did. Later, when he was looking at his new phone wallpaper under the cover of darkness, grinning like an idiot, he'd wonder how he ever got away with it.
Yet, if Suguru's yearning to capture that perfectly ordinary moment forever was stronger than all reason, perhaps it was stronger than the Six Eyes, too. After all, not even Satoru could stop time.'
- by my beloved @fushiglow ♥
(( also glo says: FUN FACT! Tentomon is voiced by Suguru's VA — ergo it's Satoru's favourite Digimon, obviously ))
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freshly added headcanons:
• gojo at some point randomly barged into sugurus room and put glowy stickers all over his ceiling
• suguru has gojo as his phone wallpaper, but keeps it a secret
• suguru is a hamasaki ayumi fan
• the cinnamoroll phone charm is from gojo who spent almost an eternity getting that out of a gatcha machine for him
• they were happy
#look what glo did#pls all go check out glos writing#so basically i made a small little sketch of gojo and the glo came up with this whole ass cute story around it#AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO DRAW IT#and here we are#i love them so much#i feel very normal about them#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#satosugu#stsg#jjk#kymsys art
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König would whine and cum in his boxers just by eating pussy, send tweet
he’d like to say he doesn’t do it mostly for his own pleasure, but he’s never been one to lie. he’s insanely selfish when it comes to you, all of you, so of course his favorite place to be is where he can be completely engulfed by you. between your pudgy thighs, gripping them so hard the fat spills between his thick fingers, keeping you spread wide for him while he devours you like a man starved. anytime, any place, anywhere. he doesn’t need a reason; dropping to his knees and hiking one of your legs over his shoulder when look a little too pretty before you leave, pulling down your sweats while you lounge on the couch, telling you to ‘sit on your throne’ just before bed… you’re an indulgence, a sweet treat he can’t go without, and you taste like one too.
when he gets lost in the heady scent of your arousal, dizzy with the feeling of all his senses being overtaken by you, there’s no rhythm or rhyme to his movements — just sloppily dragging his fat tongue along your slick folds and suckling at your puffy clit while your hips buck skywards against his strong nose out of instinct. he’ll hump his achey cock against whatever’s available to him, cumming in his pants just from feeling the way your body reacts to him — the way your pussy squeezes his tongue when it plunges into your tight hole, how cutely you squirm against his face when you cum — let alone all the beautiful noises you make. he moans and whines like he’s the one getting head, the vibrations sending tingles up to your tummy. your pleads for him to stop, give your poor, sore cunt rest for a little bit, fall on deaf ears. just stay still, kleine hase, let your könig have his fill.
military training probably taught him to hold his breath for an extended period of time, which comes in handy, but he’ll occasionally come up for air to watch your back arch prettily off the bed, cheeks stained with tears. “one more, maus. you can give me one more, ja?” though it’s never just one more.
#i also thought of inexpierenced!könig… >.<#that’s a whole nother story#konig x reader#könig call of duty#konig call of duty#konig cod#konig smut#konig x y/n#konig x you#konig mw2#könig x reader#könig smut#könig mw2#könig cod#bella writes⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚
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most annoying breed of author is actually someone who doesn’t respect a genre and sets out to subvert it.
#princess stories and fairytales are especially so susceptible it. I especially hate it when a man decides he can do better and writes a#story that insults the genre as a whole. do not fucking touch the genre please and thank you.#text#edit: if you’re here to check my tags pack it up kids I was ranting about brandon sanderson very tangentially.#but the people saying horror is subjected to the worst of this treatment are right
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