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iindigoeyed · 6 months

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two things about félix are factual:

he is a theater kid

he can do card tricks and other forms of stage magic

this means that it is entirely possible that félix fathom can juggle. thanks for your time

#Let me indulge for a minute ok #can you imagine Clown Felix #that's just normal felix actually #indiposts #ml #felix #he thinks it's a funny fact about himself and so impressive #like Oh yeah i can juggle btw. Just so you know.#but he's not impressing literally anyone #kagami humors him like Yeah babe really neat. Why don't you show us another card trick too #he gets called a clown once as an insult and is all 'I would love to be a clown. I respect clowns. They are very talented.'#felix was voted as most likely member of the team to run away and join the circus

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felixakranken · 3 months

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TWF fans have a strange habit of, for lack of a better word, woobifying Mr. Walten.

I think a lot of you seem to take this series a lot less serious than it actually is, and those same people have a very bad habit of making Jack out to be a saint. He's just a normal guy. Just because he loves his family doesn't mean he's some sweet and perfect guy who has no flaws. I never see any of you discuss or portray his anger issues that Martin has mentioned numerous times.

You all blatantly ignore the fact that Sophie's only memories she retained of him were that he was angry and he worked all the time. Just because he loves his family and didn't abuse them doesn't mean he's perfect. To deny him of these flaws take away what a dynamic character he's being written to be.

We know Felix sucks. We all know this because no one shuts up about it. That's his best friend of 20 years, someone he chose to have around his family, and someone he chose to start a business with. Felix's actions don't reflect on Jack, obviously, but you have to think about the fact they are best friends of 2 decades.

The small bit we know about Jack and what things Martin has let on to his personality over time is very different than what everyone makes him out to be, and it's strange. If you choose to ignore that Jack is just a normal middle-aged man in the 70s, that's on your own inability to actually like the character that's there.

#I could continue about this rant but truly it's grating on my very last nerve #i remain the only guy on this site that likes the workaholic chainsmoker 40 year old man #you guys do realize a guy can be goofy and love his family and also have flaws #does anyone remember when martin said that jack and felix hang out at bars together? we ignoring that?#just like how we ignore the sophie's memory of him on the site?#or how martin has said when jack dislikes something he actively shits on it (cartoons fashion choices music etc)#its weird to make him out to be some poor saint of a father who has zero flaws and his only personality traits are i love my wife !!!#him being a normal human with a multifaceted personality makes what happened all the more sad and realistic. he was a normal guy #with a normal life that was torn apart in a horrific unforeseeable accident. let him be dynamic. let him be an actual character and not jus #some goofy cartoon funny man.#rant over #twf #the walten files #jack walten #🥃.txt

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rjlae · 5 days

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xavigab · 2 months

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What if Oliver’s lies are true but like his mom knows how to act sober well enough so Felix thinks Oliver is a liar and makes him leave after the party. Oliver decides that it isn’t worth it, he tried so hard for Felix, but in the end, it still and will never be enough. So Oliver goes back to Oxford and starts befriending people who are more like him, and they actually listen to what he says and invite him everywhere (He’s the best dressed there now because of his time with Felix). Maybe he figures out that if Felix didn’t have such a savior complex his past wouldn’t be hurting him still. So Oliver kinda like blocks him in everything? Also tried to change any classes they would have together. He didn’t need to see his mother after he moved out so in his mind Felix was the one who brought him back to such an unsafe place.

(He looks so good in this gif (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡)

Anyways, I just want Oliver to be happy and know that life doesn’t end because a boy doesn’t like you. Either way, he’s been through worse so a broken heart shouldn’t feel as bad, right? :(

Oh and like Felix could be having a crisis because he misses Oliver and figured out that if he just let him explain he would have realized that Oliver was saying the truth (lmao)

#cattonquick #also i love crazy characters but i also like making them kinda normal once in a while haha #Oliver is over it #he just wants to be loved #even if he doesn’t really know what that feels like #he got attached to Felix from the beginning because as the golden boy it would mean that he'd be a great friend right?#WRONG #he has a savior complex ( ; ;)#which makes him not mind his own business #anyways they have a happy ending somehow #or farleigh actually kinda likes this Oliver cuz he's like yk not trying to fit in with people who couldn't care less about him #anyways yeah #BAII #oh I forgot one #saltburn #haha

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deafeningwizardsquare · 10 months

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There are two kinds of Slytherins:

This Barbie watched Barbie too 👀👀

#too cool for jail…Or any possible normal life at all.#there are more fitting people than Felix?#actually #no #just imagine the police breaking down to Hogwarts #the fandom needs this meme so I've resurrected from the dead #hogwarts mystery #hphm #felix rosier #barnaby lee

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felix-krain · 3 months

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I love Sonic Frontiers guys!

#felix rambles #sonic the hedgehog #sonic frontiers #no I actually really liked the game overall #I got 100% on every island #but what the everloving fuck was that final boss #yes #time to fight The Moon (TM - kindly offered by NASA) but touhou!!#what the fuck were they on???????#and in normal mode that entire fight is (thankfully) shrunk down to 3 quick time events #wHAT THE FUCK #I wasn't expecting Final Hazard but holy shit I wasn't expecting Touhou either-#Sonic Frontiers is a weird ass game #it has a lot of good things but some other things are genuinely disconcerning #I love the writing and the story but the ending is just... idk... it doesn't really explain anything #plus you have this big threat for the entire game and you get to learn about it and stuff #and then it explodes after 3 quick time events (or a long ass touhou fight dunno which is worse honestly)#AND THEY DON'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT IT WAS #ARRRRGHHHHH #cool game tho #sth

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blujayonthewing · 4 months

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I don't think it would break anything to say 'if [member of race] takes a nap during the day then they only need to sleep for four hours of their long rest instead of six' but it WOULD be annoying to keep track of

#I mean I'm couching it but actually CONSIDERING that elves just automatically get a shorter sleep cycle with no downsides--#no of fucking course it's not overpowered #but the benefit is literally just 'heehoo worldbuilding thoughts' lmao so like. not really worth the trouble of pitching as a possibility #I mean I guess 'can take longer watches' is a benefit but in my games at least we're pretty relaxed about that anyway so #.... ALTHOUGH. having your observant feat perception expertise darkvision guy take the lion's share of nightwatch WOULD be ideal #none of this matters I don't play the lad regardless lol #just thinkin.#get up make coffee and think about gnomes. you know. normal #about me #gnome stuff #worldbuilding #my OCs #felix

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dallonwrites · 8 months

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new twin lore ruining my life. dorothy helped teach her brother how to drive!!! she probably sat in the car with him in an empty parking lot and helped him!! and she knows how much driving freaks him out!! recounting is not enough i need to see this in scene form wtf if only the author would write that

#this was from my ~warm up~ so i just wrote the dialogue as he was speaking it in my mind. SO FUN #it can't be RR canon i fear felix being a passenger princess is actually crucial to the plot #but knowing that's what they got up to in their Recovery Era after RR and before lover boy...im crying im puking #also lover boy era felix has such a specific way of speaking he talks about how he still doesnt like the bridge or big busy roads etc #and he's like 'i don't have to face those beasts right now' ummmmmmm can you talk normally. actually please don't i love you #but it sends me. as the person who came up with it #felix is so scared of big bodies of water fyi so he lives on a city on the coast LMAO #exposure therapy!!!!

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starswillscream · 1 year

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my bfs been telling his friends im trans/my name/pronouns and stuff for me and it's stressful for normal coming out reasons but also What If They Realize What Cringe Media I Got My Name From

#“felix? like red vs blue?” that would actually kill me #all the good names are taken my options were halo knife man or rpg maker frog boy #honestly I went by zacharie for so much longer and I probably would've gone with that if my coworker wasn't named zach aswell djfhshdhsj #I know realistically it's just a normal name but it makes my insides rotate #talky talky

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wherewolf · 2 years

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quick update in the tags :3

#🐺#HI ILY GUYS #i’ve been inactive again lately #cause the kittens have gotten so big and active #and i’ll probably be inactive a little longer #beeeCAUSE they’re just about at adoption age!!!#we actually sent binx to his forever home this morning!!#we went in for their 8 week shots and a vet tech was like #can i have him?#so he’s on his way!!#cricket met with a couple who were interested today too #so we expect her to go tomorrow!!#we’ve decided to keep juniper and salem <33 and felix has several ppl asking about him #so then it’s just little miss mouse and we’ll be back to normal

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antiqua-lugar · 2 months

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working on my gale/caradoc slice of life thingy (too tired for dorian/wyll), having a lot of fun writing astarion experiencing what I would call friendship jealousy? like those people are HIS friends, and they are his first true friends, and fine he didn't like caradoc (or gale) much at the start but now that's one of HIS best friends, THEY saved the world together, and fine lae'zel clearly comes first but then HE is the closest one to them, thank you very much! and then he runs into caradoc's best friend from before the tadpole and no, he is not jealous, what does he have to jealous of, of a... ...of a dark gnome paladin.

#antiqua write #antiqua plays bg3 #look I think it's very funny that astarion spent all of act 1 and early act 2 going 'UGH' and then. and then he got hit in the face #by the power of friendship #but also I feel like since he associates his friendship with caradoc not just with the fun they have but all the help caradoc gave him #I feel like his insecurities in this friendship would be like. is this gonna last beyond all the Big Adventuring And Trauma stuff #or does caradoc genuinely like his company?#and then he meets caradoc's best friend from his normal life and at first glance the clearly has more in common with lae'zel than astarion #so he would be like okay. i am feeling new feelings about this friendship #this is inspired the fact that if you tell him you have not seen him since he run away from the sun (which I obviously am not buying)#he says I was feeling very ashamed and insecure about stuff #so in this version where caradoc waits him out in the sewers as soon as the sun goes down he gets new insecurity #he is also rebuilding his life while everyone else is so obviously moving on #it's a lot #he'll find out he and felix actually get along great. but not yet #also his 'archnemesis' being a gnome paladin it's super funny to me okay

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fairymint · 6 months

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Does 6'1" qualify as 'tall' to Felix?

lmfao Yes, he is only 4'10", so he is actually, coincidentally, around the height of a canon protagonist. Most people are probably tall to him, so in the right contexts, it makes a normal attraction feel more intense.

It's proportionate dwarfism, too- there is no solid reason he should be this way, it might not even be "genetic" (heritably speaking). My parents IRL are normal height, (in fact my dad was around 6ft as well) so whoever his parents are (including amadeus, if he is) are presumably normal height.

Course, when I wrote this down in mind for the meme, I had intense feelings and heavy crushes in mind, which are not a requirement for shipping tbh. like, points towards him wanting a guy/nb like, carnally or longingly enough to ignore anxieties and social faux pas.

but. if they're not these things, just asking him on a date blatantly is still quicker and more effective. he just won't be going sensually insane for them at that moment. if you don't mind emotional slowburn. He actually doesn't fall fast that often, due to parental issues and an independant streak. But logistically will give ppl a chance if they asked.

I'm using 'type' not as potential candidate, but like when someone is teasing you about how bad of a wreck you are about it. he rarely goes bark bark awooga, but it happens sometimes!

and then platonically it just means best friend potential.

#ask.#felix fae.#like it's possible it could happen to jules or scarlette if he has them. but those two could and saige definitely does outgrow him #i wanna say it leans harder for those where the attraction is....evil and dirty feeling? passionate? but that's probably lack of experience #I've not had him close to say. more mentally Normal ppl. like big teddy bears or just a guys #so it wouldn't feel fair to comment premptively #anyways that was a hell of an aside. short answer is yes but it depends in context lmfaooo #like. if i'm blatant than the examples i can think of are like. ENA. nb+adult Nemona. Arven. Volo.#where he actually has trouble like.functioning around them #being down BAD...

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capaldiera · 8 months

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"it's a good life isn't it" "the best" no the fuck it isn't you're insane

#me.txt #quotes from guys who have never lived a different life. from guys who are so fucked up by their lives they could never live a normal one #if i wrote a longish felix/james fic (not going to do that) it would be called it's a good life.and it wld feature them having to spend a #lot of time together laying low and over the course of their conversations they both basically-admit like this sucks bad actually. and then #at the end they just like go back to how it used to be. and one day no time to die will happen #there'd be more to ithan that and thered be wayyy more they dont ever say out loud #but its like theres this undercurrent to their last words. of knowing its a nice lie theyre telling themselves #i guess this would take place after skyfall and before spectre bc its before all that stuff with madeleine #even if writing was something i could do. i would really struggle to do this justice tbh. like there has to be so much indirect conversation #you cant have them talking like theyre trying to get good grade in therapy lol.#and i'd also have to remember to make them suck bad as people. we mustnt forget about that

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luvyeni · 3 months

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𐙚 : YOU CUM FAST W/ STRAY KIDS (reaction) ֶָ֢ !

content warning. cumming fast, unprotected sex, dirty talk

request: your you coming fast with enhyphen reaction was so good can you do sams for skz plzssss <33

authors note. anyways i hope you like it 🤍🫰🏽!!!

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

𐙚 : BANGCHAN ֶָ֢ !

you're so cute , and sensitive; he knew your pretty little pussy was super sensitive, but this was on a different level , he didn't do anything expect pull his cock out , stroking , your whining for him to hurry made him giggle down at your cute voice — shushing you up with a sweet kiss , pushing into your needy cunt , only to be met with your high pitched moan — the moan you made when you were cumming. "sweet girl , did you just cum?" you covered your face in embarrassment , he stroked your clit with his thumb. "don't hide from me baby." he took your hand away from your hand. "so sensitive pretty girl." he lined his cock back up with your twitching hole.

"that's okay , that means you'll just have to give me another one yeah ?"

𐙚 : LEE KNOW ֶָ֢ !

gonna tease you about it , even after you're finished — he's a fucking menace. you weren't even sensitive honestly , he just knew what buttons to press , and he loved to tease and this particular night he teased you a bit to much , teasing your clit , not letting you cum over and over , leaving you a already teary mess as he pulled his cock out , slapping it on your clit a few times , and it was just enough times to make you cum right then and there. "you're joking." he laughed. "did you just cum?" you whined. "shut up this is your fault." you ended up , switching leaving him on the button while you slotted your body in between his legs , putting his cock into your mouth , sucking him off until he finished. he still was teasing you as he cleaned you up. "what's so funny?" he shrugged.

"I've fucked you so many times but i didn't know your cunt was that sensitive."

𐙚 : CHANGBIN ֶָ֢ !

makes him even harder if that's possible , the fact he got you so worked up that you're cumming just from him stretching your cunt out. "you want my cock baby." slapping his fat cock on your cunt , you nodded , biting your lip as he lined up to your hold , holding your waist down as he entered you. "binnie." you moaned, your nails digging into his bicep. "fuck binnie im gonna cum." he cursed feeling you cum around him , your eyes rolling to the back to his head. you felt him grow harder inside of you if that was even possible. "oh fuck , baby." he pulled out , pushing back into your sensitive cunt. "binnie - m'too sensitive."

"you can give me another baby, don't be selfish."

𐙚 : HYUNJIN ֶָ֢ !

he knew something was different — he knew your body , and he could tell someone was different — you moaned a little too loudly , your legs were shaking more than usual , so he knew , but that didn't stop him from being shocked as you came as soon he as he entered your warm and wet cunt. "fuck princess." he let out a dry laughed. "i knew you were sensitive today , but i wasn't expecting this." he pulled out , slapping his cock on your cunt. "can you take another?" you moaned nodded , moaning as he filled you back up. "there we go." he sighed.

"cum again for me love."

𐙚 : HAN JISUNG ֶָ֢ !

shocked as fuck because normally he's the one cumming fast , especially when you're riding him — but today you both were just a bit too sensitive , because he could feel himself about to cum prematurely as soon as you sunk down on his , whimper as your cunt swallowed him ; this was expected of him , for him to cum but you would keep going. what you both didn't expect is for you to cum , legs shaking as you held yourself up. "shit yo-you came too." he his voice was shaky as you began to move actually , moaning your name. "wa-wait -fuck- baby slow down. both of you tired as hell , drunk off each other , fucking until you both couldn't take it anymore.

"fuck you are right it is hot watching you cum so fast."

𐙚 : FELIX ֶָ֢ !

our sunshine boy here will be so confused — like are you okay , you're never that sensitive. was something off today? where you not feeling that good , he would never make you have sex if something was wrong , but you seemed to want him as much as he wanted you , he even skipped foreplay because you both needed each other so much , freeing his cock from it confinements , lining up with your perfect cunt , sighing as he finally entered you. "lix-lixie wait." it happened so fast and before he could pull out you were cumming. "baby are you okay?" he said full of concern. "you've never came so fast." he waited for answer , but instead he was met with you stroking his cock , lining him up with your cunt. "fuck baby , hold up i need –" you whined. "lixie please."

"please fuck me."

𐙚 : SEUNGMIN ֶָ֢ !

he's gonna be mean as hell , even though he was the one who was edging you for over and hour — like what did his expect? snatching his fingers away from your needy cunt , laughing as you whined from the sudden lost , slapping your swollen cunt. "fucking slut, so needy for my dick." he freed his cock from his pants , stroking his cock , slamming into your waiting cunt without warning. "seung-seungmin." you tried to warn him , but it was too late , you had already came before he even started moving. "did you just fucking cum?" you whimpered. "i-im sorry." he pulled out slapping your sensitive cunt over and over until you were screaming his name, legs shaking from overstimulation. he wasted no time slamming back into you.

"you wanna cum slut, you're gonna keep fucking cumming."

𐙚 : JEONGIN ֶָ֢ !

shocked as fuck — how did you even do that? he didn't even move? why was that so hot? he's confused and turned on all in one. "fuck jeongin." you moaned as he circled your clit , sliding back in. "sh-shit you came just from me putting it in." he groaned. "you like my cock that much?" he smirked. "love it so much." you whimpered. "please more." he pulled out, slamming back into you. "fuck!" you screamed as he kept going , fucking you through your prematurely orgams. "innie."

"take my cock , i want you to cum until i tell you to stop."

©️LUVYENI

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soobnny · 11 months

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ten things kim seungmin says when he thinks you’re asleep — fluff, established relationship, a sprinkle of angst

one. i know i complain a lot when you reach out to grab my hand but i actually really like it. please don’t stop doing it. i guess, i just have never been used to touching anyone intimately, even if it’s just holding hands. but it feels safe when it’s with you. i didn’t know before that it was possible to have your whole world in your hand, but it feels so much like that when i’m holding yours. and for a moment, it makes me think my thoughts are closer to you. can you hear how much i love you?

two. you make me believe in forever. god—what have you done to me? i’ve always known things come to an end eventually, but knowing you and loving you has made me yearn for an eternity. i hope i make you believe in a forever too.

three. the boys told me i’ve gotten softer. i’m not quite sure what they mean, but they told me it’s because of you. i think they might be right.

four. you looked tired today, and you didn’t finish the meal i cooked for you. i know you hate being coddled when you’re upset so i don’t do it, but i wish i could do more. ah, please eat well tomorrow. i’m worried. you know you can tell me anything, right?

five. you know, i almost cried a few hours ago. it was because you started crying! i’m sorry you thought you couldn’t tell me about it, but thank you for trusting me enough to tell me. it’s gonna be okay, yeah? you’ve survived everything so far, so you’ll survive this one too.

six. i noticed something when i went out to karaoke with the boys. i think of you when i sing love songs. i didn’t notice it at first—not until hyunjin pointed out how i was smiling so much, more than i normally would. you know how i feel about my smile. then i realized it’s because i was thinking of you. i smile without thinking because of you. i’d never tell you this, ah i can already hear you teasing me but every love song is dedicated to you. they’re only ever for you.

seven. it’s so lovely to see how i’ve grown with you. i really think you’ve helped me change for the better. thanks for sticking around even when i got annoyed really easily. i didn’t think anyone could believe in me as much as you did.

eight. i hope you’ll do what makes you happy. it’s all i’ll ever ask of you.

nine. i think i need to tell you i love you more often. i don’t say it a lot, but i really do. it’s just that—my heart hurts when i say it. i think i love you too much.

ten. goodnight. i’ll smile tomorrow for you.

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yesimwriting · 4 months

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thinking about bestfriend!felix who's known for being touchy within his social circle, so when he holds your hand as you walk around campus and leaves giggly kisses against your cheek, your jaw, your neck after a few drinks, you think nothing of it.

especially because it comes up in conversation from time to time. everyone that hangs out with him regularly enough has at least one story: felix smoothed circles against my back until i fell asleep on the bathroom floor after a party; he's kissed the top of my head twice; i've never seen him end a hug first.

and you've seen things--at parties, while studying, while out with friends in general. so you genuinely have no reason to think there's anything strange or different about the way he treats you, and neither does anyone else.

at first.

one night, when you're still new enough to felix and his world that you feel extremely out of place at a party that he invited you to, he calls you over to where he and his friends are sitting. you walk over to them, greeting everyone politely before moving to take the available space next to felix.

he grabs your wrist before you can actually sit. you're confused, but given little time to react. felix mumbles an absentminded, "c'mere" before pulling you towards his lap. it's a little flustering, but you sit, because that's just how felix is.

okay. normal enough. conversation continues. no one thinks twice about it. farleigh thinks it's a bit of overkill, but just assumes it's a combination of alcohol and maybe an attempt at laying the groundwork to hook up with you a little later in the night.

then, someone asks about potential vacation plans over break and farleigh brings up an inside joke from the last trip he and felix went on. it's casual, but it's clear that felix is supposed to say something.

farleigh looks over in time to see felix holding one of your hands to his lips. alright. still not the most egregious display of platonic affec--felix takes his time pressing kisses to each of your knuckles.

it's not just the gesture. it's the way felix watches your reaction through his lashes and the amount of care in his focus. as if you're the only one in the room. there's a patience there that's practically devoted.

maybe farleigh had it wrong. he thought you were just one of those platonic friends that felix would cart around for a few months before getting bored. maybe it's more romantic, or at the very least sexual.

then felix's eyebrows draw together. "you're cold." you start to say that you're fine, but before you can get the words out, felix is holding both of your hands between his.

in the beat that it takes farleigh to recover from the slightly nauseating display, the rest of the group has gone quiet. they're all watching felix dote on you like you're the reason for the moon hanging in the sky. annabel whispers something about the "unsuspecting".

farleigh eventually tries again, directly stating felix's name. he finally looks up, a little confused, as if coming out of a trance. farleigh repeats his earlier comment, finally getting a reaction from felix. the group recovers because while the moment had been almost uncomfortably intimate for something so casual, this is far from the first time felix has started (casually) seeing an 'outsider'.

some time passes and you finish your first drink. when felix notices, he asks if you want another. you tell him that you don't mind getting your own, but felix is insistent. you stand so that he can get up.

a part of you wishes you could have found an excuse to go with him. the gesture, in theory, is nice, but without felix's protection, being left with his friends feels like he's thrown you to the wolves.

annabel, a little tipsy and now curious asks, "so, how long have you and felix..." she trails off with a knowing look.

you kind of get what she's implying, but it feels like too random and too unfitting of an assumption to be accurate. "oh, we've been friends since around right after syllabus week, felix ask--"

"no," she shakes her head, "i mean--" she tries again, this time asking with precise language.

your face grows a few degrees warmer. "oh." the slight laugh that follows the syllable is too genuine for it to be you playing coy. "no, it's not--we're friends."

friends. you genuinely believe it. annabel fixes you with a tight lipped smile that makes something in your stomach knot.

you decide that her question must have been prompted by you sitting on felix's lap. you've also heard enough stories about them to assume that they have an on again off again, sort of thing, and because you really don't want to make an enemy of her, you try to justify it, "that was just--you've known him way longer, he's just like that."

oh my god. he's fooled you. completely convinced you that that's normal. before annabel can really react, felix comes back. he hands you your drink and kisses your cheek before sitting down next to you. he doesn't ask you to go back to where you were sitting before, but he does keep a hand on your knee.

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some bestfriend!reader concepts ft oliver

another bestfriend! felix blurb :)

bestfriend! felix and reader basically dating

#kind of want to write more bestfriend!felix at some point #saltburn x reader #saltburn imagine #felix catton x reader #felix catton #bestfriend!felix #jacob elordi #jacob elordi x reader

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