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s-dei · 6 months

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Chris Redfield can't understand this life

#resident evil #biohazard #chris redfield #albert wesker #chrisker #xleon #nemestine #2023 #that's just a joke running in my spaces #and we love it so much #i also love to troll chris #i'm into complicated relationship with him #it was also a day before we fell for chrisker #so... haha #jokes always lead you to unexpected place.

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braisedhoney · 10 months

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I think a spaceship that makes no sense is the spaceship that makes the most sense for this crew, considering all that happens around here, Captain.

Moist regards,

#0505

honestly #0505, you're right and you should say it. i like to imagine that our ship is a very strange bastion of the crossovers where each character has a spiderverse-like portal we just... drag them into sometimes for whatever shitposts we make lmao ;; it makes sense then that the ship itself just. doesn't abide by the rules of reality. it's an eldritch thing. open a door that led to the second floor? bam, you're already in the room you're looking for. labs? nope, kitchen.

the only time it's ever consistent is like. in a crisis. then for some weird reason everything is in place. (plot convenience, the reason is plot convenience.)

also please dry off your regards, they're going to contaminate the lab samples of the hell mushrooms. o7

#ney's chatter (ask answers)#i navigate this ship like it never changes and it's a running gag in our weird space sitcom #o7 i'm so proud of all of us tbh #tales aboard the hive #how many of you were around for the hell mushrooms thing #this is just a series of running jokes and i'm honestly so enriched by it. this is my soul

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frecklystars · 10 months

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I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone'#'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you'#im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand #ken will you do the honor of being my malewife #my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife #i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳#love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-#the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky #bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP #nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things #every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD #hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie #someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES #i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach #margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert #while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile #and then snap out of it when the sun rises #i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand #god i love these interviews im having a field day #ALSO in the beginning of the interview #margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?'#and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ #and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'

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ccbatman · 13 days

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I once said that I thought Steph would make a great Black Canary, and I still think that's one of the realest takes I've ever had.

Like, this moment seared itself into my head and never faded:

{ Robin 80-Page Giant }

#stephanie brown #dinah lance #spoiler #black canary #me learning about how dinah lost her cry which was as much BULLSHIT as steph's death btw okay hold on i need to get this out of my system #because they had to nerf her SO HARD for that to make sense and it STILL DIDNT BECAUSE ?????? SHE'S THE BLACK CANARY???? THAT GUY WAS A #NOBODY WITH A KNIFE ARE YOU JOKING??? and then the story that follows isnt even really ABOUT dinah it's about ollie and im so. ohhhh my god #JUST like how steph's death was largely brished aside to deal with bruce and jason's angst like. yeah i wanted there to be angst but it #wouldve been nice if it had been about HER for more than five seconds. honestly im so mixed about her death and return tbh. the way they #went about her passing was so weirdly inconsistent through the issues that bruce managing to get her to leslie in time does make sense but #then they do that weird thing with leslie and it's like ???? wha???? i go back and forth on how i feel about steph's return. on one hand i #love how she comes back more focused and stronger largely by her own means but on the other i did want #... something. i wanted her to be angry a bit longer and to deal with the complicated emotions between her 'failing' and bruce's 'failing'#and what that meant for her now. idk i love her batgirl run but it wouldve been nice if she had a bit more space to grieve herself.#anyway later in this issue dinah agrees to mentor steph for a bit and her rules are pretty much the same as bruce's when he made her robin #and if dinah had mentored steph instead of bruce she never would've died ok send tweet #wjshshsk #i love the panels of them looking at each other. dinah looking into steph's eyes and recognising the look in them.#i love how she smiles at stephanie both times. it's so gentle and kind. ily black canary #love posting on blogs where no one follows me. i can just say shit #comic ref #freya talks comics

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ganymedesclock · 2 years

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Was just listening to MCR's The Foundations Of Decay and hit that part where the singer goes "let the flesh submit itself to gravity," and the stress that he puts on the latter half of the sentence turns it into kind of a scream,

and I'm thinking about the nature of art as a thing concerned with surfaces and in some ways deeply with beauty as an exercise of communication, and in the face of this, what it means to tear back the facade over the infrastructure, lay the girders bare, to force the medium to strain and creak under the force of what is being expressed.

We think about a truth too much to bear as a thing reserved for gods and terrible gods at that, but I think that there are countless things in casual human conversation every day that are some degree of unbearable, and we wrap our stubborn tongues and teeth around them anyway, if we do not ourselves originate them.

And I mean. I was exactly that kind of kid that listened to MCR, Linkin Park, Evanescence, in middle school. It may have seemed very funny from the outside, as a person who grew up in a context with no shortage of sweet words. The notion of 'teen rebellion' vaguely occurred to me but I couldn't imagine what I possibly would fight against (my imagination was limited)

Even then, to my neophyte mind, it seemed that there was something about the nature of raw emotion. Some things, that are never meant to be said sweetly. Some things that can only be howled.

Humanity does not merely have the ability to scream but we need it to survive. The sublime is not outside us; it moves through our bodies as medium. A singer grips their voice until it cracks, and lightning flashes between their teeth. The sound hits the audience like the crack of thunder when elements pass the tipping point, heat and moisture, and they become rain.

We can admire these things externally but art proves they live inside of us just as well. We are the vessels of emotions that cannot be described or summarized.

#writing ruminations #I know people say it as a joke but I've seen posts going around of like 'just once I wanna bite as hard as possible'#I think that's the human scream impulse #as is that urge to just go running across a field not to get anywhere but simply because it is an open space and you have legs #something doesn't have to be wrong there is just a part of us that aches to transcend itself #cannot overstate how great karate was for my mental health #as an environment where it is normal and encouraged to scream and hit things really hard #we live in polite society most of our lives because it's terribly useful #but god. we are not tame.#sometimes the most essential self-care is to tend the part of yourself that's still wild

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dutybcrne · 2 months

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Kaeya is rather touch averse, cringing away from casual contact people give him under the guise of being distracted or idle movement. He's used to it, the Ragnvindrs and Adenlinde got him used to frequent affectionate physical contact, but it can still be entirely Uncomfortable if he's touched by someone outside those he is close to or someone he's otherwise Allowed to touch him.

#hc; kaeya #//Mentioned before; but am Elaborating on other aspects since Aven get brain juices flowing for this #//Unlike Aven; he's FAR more tolerable of people who touch him unprompted. & more willing to indulge for himself outside his comfort people #//Unless he himself had actively given the indication he doesn't want it; in that case THEN he's likely to anger & retaliate #//But yeah; his response is usually Discomfort & trying to get away from it one way or another. Can tolerate it to appear friendly; sure #//But would rather not want people to touch him so easily. Is decently okay with brief touches tho; like shoulder pats or the like #//Will actively lean into it & encourage further touching ONLY as a means to an end; adjusting any wandering hands only when going too far #//Esp if he can use that like a carrot on a string–if they concede to what he wants; they can touch him more. Maybe MORE than just that too #//He won't initiate any touch unless he deems it Absolutely Necessary; WILL internally scream if they Immediately reciprocate the contact #//Uses it as a 'reward' sometimes; a little pinch of the cheek; a hug; getting right into their space; if he sees they'll react favorably #//Maybe more if they have connection enough; like Huffman or one of his longer-running liaisons. Is p ok w/ sleeping w/ them as reward #//Sometimes he forgets some people don't like that he does this; like Rosie. Tries the tactic to get a favor then Remembers #//Absolutely apologizes; feels mortified when she scrutinizes him for it. Esp since she'd be one of few ppl who KNOWS just how Averse he is #to it in the first place. Him slipping up like that in front of HER is smth he'd STRESS over. She could hold over his head for all he knows #//How can he even joke abt it? Worse if she asks abt his way of doing things or indicate she doesnt Like that he uses himself as bait #//Has absolutely accidentally tried to seduce/bait sb like that who he absolutely should Not have. Like Jean. Ended up playing it off like #a joke between friends; but damn near had a panic attack from the guilt the moment he was safely in his office. bc Jean is SPECIAL to him #could he treat her like THAT? How could he almost let her SEE that side of him? His casual charm and facade are ONE thing #//But him actively doing something like THAT; esp for Jean of all people; is COMPLETELY off-limits; no matter his feelings #//Actually; especially BC he harbors feelings for her. Ppl like Lisa on the other hand; he is VERY comfortable doing this with/to #//She GETS the flirty habit & dishes it back without losing image of him in the way someone he regards at Jean's level possibly could #//And as far as Lisa knows; it's Only a playful habit; not a means to an end. The ones who prolly Know might be certain folks in the church #//But that's just bc he gets frequent checkups after every lil Rendezvous of his. Which is why he's got dirt on Every Single Person There #//Except Barbara; but he absolutely makes SURE she's not the one he's dealing with whenever he goes. Wants to spare her his messes #//Damn; veered a little but it's alright. 'A little'; HA. Nah; my tags are but the cluttered corkboard of my thoughts jhdbfjdf #//Diluc; Addie & Jean are the people he most Fears finding out abt his methods. Doesnt wanna THINK abt how they'd feel/regard him after tha #//Knows for SURE it'd be painful if the way they treat him changes even a SLIGHT. ESP Addie; he can bear the other two; but Addie???#//Nah; he'd be fucken DEVASTATED. That's the ONE person he knows hold true unwavering unconditional love for him; no matter what #//To do anything to damage that? He'd be so fucken GUTTED. He expects everyone to get fed up with/disdain him at some point. But not HER #//Keeps this shit on the down low by always having dirt on the people he gets Involved with; if not using keeping it up as an incentive

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carmsgarms · 22 days

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My husband is roasting me in the groupchat again.

((If everyone in the chat responds to a message with the same emoji it gets pinned so I'm gunna be roasted forever now))

#shut up carm #my life #my husband and friends were all straight when i met them #they have all come out in different ways since knowing me #theres a running joke in my friend group that nobody who is friends with me for more than a few years stays straight and/or cis #husband told me i just create a space where it feels comfortable to be queer because im such a walking rainbow #but also i roasted him for years bc on our 3rd date he spent a full 45 minutes talking about how ryan gosling had a perfect face #and i was like lol are you aure toure straight?#anyway the point here is i am agressively supportive

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princegeist · 2 years

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six-of-ravens · 6 months

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thank you to my beloved mutuals for yes-anding me into getting rid of my Natasha Pulley books lol

#this is a joke it's been stewing in the back of my mind for a while #im seriously running out of shelf space AGAIN tho so i gotta make some cuts. and if an author i previously thought i liked is now Meh #that just makes it easier

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mixmangosmangoverse · 6 months

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(Vague post)

Popular analog horror has gone down the antisemetism rabbit hole so I no longer feel bad about using a vaguely similar idea. I think we need a Jewish analog horror ARG in fact

#Nah they’re not just supporting Palestine if they talk about Israel spreading propaganda and ‘getting what they deserve’#And ‘facing consequences by powers less cowardly ‘#Oh yeah I’m sure you’re not antisemetic when you’re threatening that more powerful countries will nuke Israel off the planet uh huh mhm #Anyways if anyone wants to join me in creating a completely jewish analog horror arg hit me up it’s our time #mango rambles #personal fruits #jumblr #ישראבלר #Not naming names but the fact is you can probably think of like. Five examples #Cool cool this doesn’t make me scared about content in the future at all.#I sound joking and all but I’m actually legit terrified #No space is safe for me #Not the magical girl fandom. Not the animation fandom. Not music or art. And now not even online horror #I legit have no place left. The only ones accepting me are either run by Jews or VERY small communities that don’t care about politics #When we say we are alienated now- think of what I just said #Every group has run me out of it. I can’t talk about anything I like without fearing for my online safety.#And people think this is an appropriate price for me to pay despite being a disabled queer mentally ill person. Someone who they’re suppose #To protect. WHO they still claim to protect. But when you add Jew #Or heaven forbid Israeli #To the mix. Suddenly you don’t get inclusivity anymore #WHO CARES if your hopes for the future rest on you creating art because you’re never gonna be able to support your family or get a real job #Should’ve thought about that before you parents were born in Israel if you wanted to be treated as a human being #Fuck everyone. My hopes for the future are legitimately so gone I’m always looking forward to dying so these people can be happy.#All I want is for everyone to be happy even at my expense. Sure my family will grieve #But millions of people will cheer for my death. That outweighs it. It’ll bring so much more happiness if I die.#This is my state now #I hope all you fucking Americans are happy. The country is going through a mental health crisis caused by you and you’re laughing #And tearing down posters of our cousins and siblings and friends. Laughing about it #And then go on to pretend to punch fictional nazis when in fact you are supporting real ones right now #I’m so done with everyone. Sorry about how series these tags are

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raveartts · 1 year

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for a fnaf kid, i don't think i've ever drawn springtrap before

#raveartts #fnaf #springtrap #five nights at freddy's #springtrap is the hottest animatronic hands down #the rotting corpse of a serial killer inside him??? it just makes him hotter #the serial killer himself? holy shit he makes me cream myself #william is such a sexy name #okay i'm done joking #i think the only other fnaf fanart i've made is of mangle...and that was when i was 9~#i should draw mangle OwO #oh holy shit my new computer actually has the space and processing power to run security breach #though i don't think i'll play it #i don't want to accidentally install a virus on my new computer #and also it's buggy af and i'm quite the baby when it comes to playing horror games #if professional gaming youtubers struggle to play the game. I'd be dead instantly

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 11 months

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(Context: I am Level 1 autistic and sometimes experience verbal shutdowns)

Things I appreciate someone doing if I’m upset and cannot talk:

- only asking one question at a time

- asking yes/no or binary questions instead of vague ones (Ex: “do you need space?” instead of “what do you need?”)

- being okay with not receiving an answer at all, and moving on (or rephrasing questions if necessary)

- accepting gesture, sign language, and/or AAC without pointing it out as unusual or joking about it

- offering comfort items or distractions, and allowing me to choose whether or not to use them myself

- treating me with respect and not talking down to me; there is a difference between being gentle and treating me like a child

- not assuming that I will regain speech as soon as I feel better

- letting me joke around and participate in conversations without speaking, even when I look happy and calm

- choosing communal activities that are low-key and don’t rely on verbal speech, such as watching a show, painting, or looking at memes together

- understanding if I need space, and leaving me be if I walk away from a conversation or leave suddenly

- letting me use comfort items and stim, even if it looks weird to you

- understanding that saying words =/= having full speech again; I usually regain echolalia before being able to generate my own sentences

#this is not a vague post this is a thank you #to everyone who has been patient with me when I’ve had a verbal shutdown #because I have time and again been met with incredible kindness and understanding as an adult #from my dnd groups. from close friends. from club members. from classmates.#the vast majority of people have been kind and patient and have let me calm down and communicate in the ways I can at my own pace #like in DND last year when I shut down after a tense fight because I was scared a character was gonna die #I couldn’t talk when we split up the loot after. so the DM read off the loot one by one and had us raise hands to claim it.#no teasing. no pointing it out. just smoothly running with it.#or when I was at my friends house and wound up crying in the middle of a convo and shutting down #and they gave me space to calm down and let me sign/text to talk. gave me a plushie and showed me Pinterest boards for dnd characters #no judgement. no pressure. just hanging out and calming down until I was okay. I was eventually able to tell jokes with sign and text.#or when I was in theatre and my prof saw I wasn’t okay and asked if I needed to go home. and then told me to go home when I couldn’t respond #and the autism club members who didn’t act awkward or rude about me being quiet while they chatted about movies. and patiently waited for me #to sign or get a couple words out so I could participate in the conversation.#or my classmates in the bio lab that night who treated me like normal and compared notes with me and let me type answers to their questions #to everyone who has been patient with me: thank you. I love you. it means more than I can express.

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ddaengju · 1 year

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i’m in that delusional phase again where i look up tiny apartments in manhattan and daydream about what my daily life would be living there.

#i’m so desperate to live there. my heart literally aches for the life i could be living #instead. i’m stuck in this deadend state where people go to retire. to get old and die quietly #i’m stuck in the second smallest state in the country. doomed to feel this yearning for my real home #every time i let myself think for too long i get so emotional.#i hate it here. i belong in the city. i don’t belong here #i was born in manhattan and i dream about going back and finally being content #i feel so fucking trapped every single day of my life. tied down to this fucking waste of space depressing state #delaware is a pit of miserable half assed shopping centers and 80% farmland #wanting to go to the mall is a 45 minute drive away and i’d have to plan my whole day around it #in nyc. i could just walk about my building. pick a direction. and there’d be countless things to do. to see.#i would never run out of options and it’s all within walking distance #even the subway is reliable. compared to the public transit here. which is a fucking joke #i hate my life the way it is now. i’m so stuck in this rut and i’m so scared i’ll never escape

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lynnetendo · 1 year

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i've said it before and i'll say it again: miss me with your insulting frustrating Comedic Topic Bingos (TM) when they are literally just statements in square table form. if you make statements in square table form, i cant stop you! cant complain! success! sexy of you to have put a bunch of words out there for people to measure how relatable you are, how accurate your future sight is, how good you deconstructed this topic. make that ask meme you wanted. hot af. go get that confirmation. slay. love. be free

however if you just put a bunch of statements in a square roster WITH SOME FIELDS IN A LINE DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING EACH OTHER OR BEING MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, AND CALLING IT A BINGO, YOU'RE SUCCESSFULLY INCREASING MY LEVELS OF FRUSTRATION!! IF THE FIELDS CONTRADICT EACH OTHER IT'S NOT BINGO!! YOU'VE MADE IT UNFAIR BY DESIGNING IT WITH A SECTION THAT IS FULLY UNWINNABLE!!

and if you say "well not everything can be won. these arent supposed to be won" then why didnt you just Not make a bingo...

#/lh #lynne things #idk what to tag this #i get frustrated EVERY TIME I SEE ONE OF THESE VIRAL ASK MEMES IN SUPPOSED BINGO FORMAT #YOU WOULDVE BEEN SO VALID IF YOU JUST MADE A REGULAR ASK MEME OR PREDICTION LIST ETC #YOU CAN FORMAT IT AS A BULLET POINT LIST OR IN A JOKING SURVEY/QUIZ STYLE OR MAKE A PERSONALITY TEST OR A NORMAL ASS TABLE #besides destroying the bingo logic for no reason may i also say this would be better for you in many cases #because like with all structure models used as an analogy; youre running into the following obstacle (that list formats etc dont have):#you are forcing yourself to make it complete:#if you manage to think up 18 cool ask meme statements; you'll need to pull out at least 6 more to fill up a bingo square with 1 free space #why not make it easier on yourself by Not limiting yourself to the shackles of The Bingo Square #be free... be free #a bingo is very not free #this is lighthearted okay!!!!!! i may be genuinely frustrated bc of the sheer amount of false bingo prophets out there and their fans #but this is also just genuinely meant as a playful callout #i typed the post and the tags up on my phone... gross #google search which mental illness causes stupid logic based genuine frustrations like this #im waiting for someone to tell me 'actually in the year 1000bc bingos were...' or whatever kinda factoid that'll make me look like a clown #i already do?... success (i honk my way to the balloon exit)

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theramblingvoid · 2 years

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Ghosts are the most efficient and financially feasible way to staff a space craft. In space travel every kilogram of food, equipment, and personnel costs a fortune in fuel, minimizing weight is always the biggest goal next to safety and function. Ghosts? Weightless. The food and water they need? Nonexistent. What I'm saying is, moon's not haunted ENOUGH. Put down that shotgun and appreciate my NASA (Nonliving Apparition Space Agency) project proposal god damnit -

#ghosts #space #this epsiode on 'how many ways can i smash together my two biggest themes on here before my brain stops having this much fun with it'#the answer is more ways than this apparently #because just TRY and tell me this doesn't fuck majorly #you CAN'T #god i wish ghosts were real #this would be perfect in every way #saving incredible amounts of money? not risking living folks on dangerous missions?#letting the guys who've been bound to this mortal plane for long enough to get incredibly bored go and experience SPACE TRAVEL??#hell yes!!#just imagine being a standard run of the mill Victorian era nightgown ghost and then you get to learn how to use a TELESCOPE #and LEARN. SPACE #oh also. ALSO #zero g? zero problem!#they've been floating! they get how this works!#and they don't need oxygen either!!#man I'm so ridiculously hyped about space ghosts now actually #this was supposed to be a stupid joke #but MAN.

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aesoka · 1 year

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also, i know im not saying anything new here but while I did enjoy seeing hayden & ewan again [ honestly, I'm just happy hayden knows how much his performance as anakin means to ppl ] I'm just disappointed in MYSELF that I didn't see disney using that sense of nostalgia prequel fans have/had as a marketing tool. like UHG. don't get me wrong, there were bits on the series I enjoyed, however, it didn't nearly rip me apart as much as it could have, and they abandoned the more grueling [ but satisfying work ] of tearing obi wan apart inwardly in favor for a more action based, outward plot.

#like im sorry space jesus turned space satan would most def. sense his spawns [ of satan sorry lol I cant not make a joke ] running around #ON THE FRINGES OF HIS OPERATIONS???? this man even incapacitated in a walking iron lung is still #terrifyingly powerful he'd recognize them almost immediately IMO.#ik he was told theyre dead but the force is fucking insane and I firmly stand by the notion hed be on them #like the sad bloodhound he is.#anyways loved seeing kenobi run around like he's in the clone wars again but make it painful #and i like putting suitless anakin just standing out in the dunes #huddled and watching that fucked with me #however hayden deserved more than a spar flashback [ which he looked good in ]#but as i UNFORTUNATELY return to star wars I cant help the bitterness that creeps in #when my gaze turns to disney star wars #/n #i want something as visceral and raw as a husborth fic but I realize disney will never have the balls to pull that off so ig ill stick to #the fics #the thowing obi wan in a fire bit was funny tho very petty very ani

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