theo: i am So good at disguising my Homosexuality because i am not even Homosexual so its so Easy for me to just be a Normal Straight guy who never thinks Gay thoughts and loves Women!
boris: we only fucked when we were kids cos we were bored and there was nothing else to do
theo: w hat.!
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Theo: Wow, your dad really hate us Boris
Boris: Yes perhaps he's homophobic
Theo: But we're not gay Boris
Boris: We're not ?!
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Theo: how high are you right now?
Boris: how what?
Theo: high
Boris: hello
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Theodore Decker: DONT be gay and DONT do crime
Boris: *catapults his way back into his life*
Theo: *commits homoerotic murder*
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lucius reeve: welcome to our meeting of the “fuck theo decker club,” where we bond together over our mutual hatred of theo decker
xandra: yeah!
tom cable: screw that guy
boris, standing up from his chair: i believe there’s been a misunderstanding—
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henry: basil can’t be good at everything. maybe he’s a bad kisser.
dorian: nah, he’s good at kissing too.
henry: what?
dorian: what?
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index
aka me clowning cos since when does the tag system work smh
general guidelines:
show/film/book/other +
incorrect quotes
au
fic
text posts
edit
text
art
headcanons
character’s names
Criminal Minds - cm
bau family
hotchreid
jemily
ralvez
morcia
cm re/cast
cm analysis
Star Trek - star trek
musings
spirk
tng
ds9
Avatar: The Last Airbender - atla
zukka
kataang
Legend of Korra - lok
korrasami
Dead Poets Society - dps
House MD - house md
hilson
The Goldfinch - tgf
boreo
It - clown movie
1917 - 1917
Hannibal - hannnibal
Killing Eve - killing eve
The Magnus Archives - tma
Over the Garden Wall - otgw
Succession - succession
Adventure Time - at
bubbline
art
writing
photography
moodboards
iconic posts
stories
words
comic
wholesome
lgbtq+
wlw things
Dark Academia - da
garden
architecture
interior design
meme culture
tumblr history
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Theo: Fellas, I need to tell you something, I am homosexual, and also, I'm addicted to cocaine
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