i think we all are under appreciating just how dumb the rescue bots were. like yeah they’re really good at their jobs but they were plain useless for almost everything else.
heatwave deadass could not even read a math problem. like he for real held the book upside down and tried to read it out loud like that. he even said the words "upside down two" and didn't get what the issue was. graham had to flip the book over for him to get it.
blades suggested retractable buildings as a way to stop humans from getting stuck on top of buildings. boulder had to point out that if those were a thing they’d crush everyone inside. he also claimed the earth holiday with the "lit up tree" is arbor day.
chase became mayor. he sucked. single-handedly he almost blew up all of griffin rock because of his bad decisions and he also lost the keys to all the public spaces. he quit on his first day and everyone cheered because he was that bad.
boulder decided to break into a zoo at night to surprise the team with a pet. his second suggestion after realizing he couldn't use his electronic scan to open the cage was to shut the power off. and cybertron definitely had pets so he has no excuses here.
my point is the rescue bots are so incredibly stupid and that's why everyone loves them and treats them like very small children.
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Cybertronian Sorcery: A Lost Art
⚠️This is a Personal Headcanon, using lore from TFP, Bay's Last Knight movie, Quintessa [TLK] and personal Ideas and HCs ⚠️
In the early times of Cybertron, it was fabled that there existed an order of what most stories would call mages, sorcerers and sorceressess.
These mages were spinners of Energon, weavers of divine energies, a gift of Primus by which they could not only reshape reality around them, but also see beyond it.
It was said that Primus had blessed them with power directly from the AllSpark.
So that they might see not just their own world, but those beyond.
Worlds past, current, and yet to be, worlds alternate to theirs, similar and more.
Each wielded a relic which carried a portion of their Spark, and a portion of their power, a Focus by which they could reshape the world as they saw fit.
In the first Eras, they were key to the reshaping of their world, of crafting the landscapes, the wildlife and even at first, the very inhabitants of the planet.
There was no limit to the extent of transformation by which they too could go through, able to adapt to what was necessary.
Forms smaller, bigger, agile, stronger, or more.
This art, of weaving reality around them, was also a target on their backs as time came, and the ages of conquest began.
Used as soldiers, medics and more, their numbers dwindled, slowly but surely.
That by the time these conquests and crusades ended, there were only a few hundred left, in comparison to the once hundred thousands in their ranks.
After which, came the Hunts.
As tensions rose in Cybertron, with the change of politics, religion and more, the Mages were persecuted, seen as not blessed guardians, oracles or shapers of the world.
Instead, they were now seen as vile witches who could do as they pleased, able to instead warp reality on a whim and no one would be none the wiser.
It is said that none survived, the relics they once weilded now on display in the restricted section of the Iacon archives, where they remain heavily monitored.
But there are whispers that their teachings remain shrouded in myth, found within storybooks and folktales, some argue that they never existed, and were a mere ghost story, the relics on display entirely replicas to fulfill these stories.
But none can truly say for sure.
But what all can agree, that the power they did use, was one to be feared and respected.
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still re-watching Rescue Bots, still having a good time lmao so an analysis post was inevitable
Chase: “Attention, ants: You seem like reasonable and well-organized creatures. Obey the law and cease this vandalism.”
One second later:
bonk
he’s doing his best, 10/10 I love it when bots don’t understand Earth creatures
uh oh I’m overthinking it again:
implications for how the bots perceive organic lifeforms and organic intelligence
honestly it’s actually interesting that they usually assume (at first, anyway) that any Earth animals have roughly the same intelligence
they assume any living thing on Earth might be sentient; if humans are, then why not anything/everything else, until proven otherwise?
there are potential implications here for how they inevitably see humans or just organic complex lifeforms in general.
we’re not humans to them, we’re organics.
when you realise they tend to group ALL organic life together into one general category, their tendency to assume ants, dogs, etc. all have human-like cognitive capacity suddenly makes a lot of sense.
it’s only after a bit of initial adjustment and trial-and-error that they actually start to distinguish humans from other organics.
we distinguish more between individual species, but they don’t. we’re all just organics
and because the bots are good people, they don’t want to fuck up and potentially assume incorrectly in regard to any organic species’ potential for sentience.
linguistic choices when Cybertronians speak about humans vs animals: words matter
it’s interesting to pay attention to who they call humans vs. people, and when those specific words are used interchangeably to them and when they aren’t.
“these are our humans” versus “we have to keep the people safe”
“we live among humans” versus “these townspeople are weird” (lmao)
it’s just something I like to pay attention to, but the word choices the bots use for referring to people/humanity is worth noting
Chase calls the ants here “creatures”, which is also worth noting!
the bots aren’t so far out of the loop at this point that they’ll assume injects are the same as human beings-- thus there is clearly some kind of categorical difference to them between different types of organics at this point
but he doesn’t call them “insects”, he calls them “creatures”-- further hinting at how unfamiliar Earth still is to the bots in general, in a very subtle way
it might also be that Cybertronian language(s) may not distinguish to this degree or in this kind of way, as even though Cybertron does have native animal lifeforms, there are also Beastformers and other animal-like people and various other creatures native to their home planet which we might then categorise or interpret differently from what they would. the problem would go both ways, to at least some degree
so this type of distinction for organic lifeforms, or possibly just ones on Earth, may actually be either culturally and/or linguistically difficult for Cybertronians to define or differentiate in the way humans would
insecticons vs. insects: easy differentiation, or not?
but Chase still assumes the ants will understand him and respond in some way accordingly, which is almost certainly at least partly down to Chase not wanting to be rude to a species that might understand him
and remembering that Rescue Bots is part of the Aligned Continuity, insecticons don’t have a very positive presence in TFP; it could be that Chase might be aware ants are a kind of insect, or that the category of insect exists on Earth, but may perceive calling someone an insect as being a potentially heavy insult or accusation of some kind of wrong-doing
and since Chase clearly thinks the ants may be able to understand and respond to him here, of course he wouldn’t want to potentially insult them by calling them insects, since to him that may have different implications and he clearly wants to respect the ants
we don’t know a lot about that much native animal/insect life that may have existed on Cybertron in the Aligned Continuity, all things considered, so it’s hard to say if this would even be an easily distinguished category for them; organic insects vs. cybertronian insects might be fairly distinct, but would it be, from their point of view?
consider the existence of not just insecticons but possibly also beetle type beastformers etc.
to Cybertronians, what we would consider animal lifeforms would quite possibly be more closely associated to people who can also turn into those animals and retain sentience while doing so
in which case, it makes a lot of sense that Chase, being unfamiliar with ants, may have just naturally assumed that perhaps these ants were just as sentient as an insect type beastformer in alt-mode, even if he is aware that organic lifeforms cannot transform in the Cybertronian sense
EDIT: just thought about this aspect, too:
“freedom is the right of all sentient beings”: if you don’t know who’s sentient or not, err on the side of caution
the Rescue Bots are aligned with the Autobot faction
famously, across most Transformers media, a large part of the moral core of Autobot ideology is the idea that all sentient beings have inherent rights to freedom (in various forms) and personhood, as per the famous quote from Optimus
it makes sense that any Cybertronians who side more with the Autobots would uphold this ideology as much as possible, in so far as that freedom does not cause harm
as far as Chase is concerned here, the ants may very well be sentient, as he doesn’t know and can’t really tell at first one way or the other-- but their actions are causing damage, and therefore he attempts to kindly but firmly intervene
thus respecting their assumed sentience by taking a polite and diplomatic approach to asking them to cease and desist
in Season 3 Episode 5, Chase does the same thing when the town starts to flood, in relation to the fish in the river: “All citizens without gills and/or fins must evacuate this area.” To them, the fish are citizens too. Because they’re sentient organic people until proven otherwise, and they don’t know yet either way.
(How “citizen” is defined for Cybertronians may also vary. Are all lifeforms in an area automatically considered citizens on Cybertron? Possibly. We don’t know how they may categorise lifeforms on their homeworld in this way.)
because when you can’t tell if a lifeform is sentient or not, it is the Autobot way to err on the side of caution and assume sentience until proven otherwise, for moral and diplomatic reasons.
which Chase does perfectly in this scene, and repeatedly on various occasions throughout the series.
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idk I’m just having a lot of fun on this Rescue Bots re-watch marathon, lmao
[Source: Rescue Bots, Season 3 Episode 7]
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heatwave and optimus are such an underrated comedic duo. every single time they are in the same vicinity as each other everything immediately goes to shit. this is i think because they are both primus's blorbos, and in true blorbo fashion, must suffer. greatly. anyway this leads to some very fun interactions such as:
heatwave, newly appointed leader of like every rescue bot, on his first day as a secret alien on earth, immediately deciding he wants to leave right after accepting optimus's orders. and when he can't do that, he starts talking to people because he has no fear i guess.
optimus prime, leader of the cybertronian race, chosen by primus, and guy who says "nothing much, double dutch" in response to an extremely casual greeting in a very formal situation in front of his child (heatwave), presumably to embarrass said child.
heatwave, recent student of optimus's old friend who is a respected and decorated war veteran as well as a long time rescue bot, calling optimus (WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY) just to bitch at him.
optimus prime, protector of civilians and humanity, fully prepared to watch a game show (created by blades and chase) in which a human child gets electrocuted. (there was a misunderstanding involving the term "lightning round" in trivia).
heatwave, rescue team leader, assigned to protect humans, straight up just driving off a cliff into the ocean with no warning, with his human partner who is screaming, all to win a race.
optimus prime, by now nearly a godlike figure, adopted father of all the rescue bots, also a terrible communicator, ghosting his kids for four years (get it. ghost. bc he died.) and then not explaining ever.
like literally i could go on but they are total messes and it's hilarious. where is all the content of incredibly chaotic and weird father daughter bonding for heatwave and optimus. they are so funny.
(yes i meant to type daughter bc heatwave gives off eldest daughter energy ok. no other reason for the shit he pulls.)
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