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if nine and rose had fucked i think it would have been totally fine for their relationship though jack would have been lowkey highkey jealous and then that would have been a whole thing to deal with. ten and rose well. we saw that kiss in "new earth" and billie piper did that for herself for rose and for the people. if ten and rose had just fucked i think that it would have made the rest of series two even wilder but also they deserved it. martha deserved to kill ten with hammers for the buckwild post-rose hangover emotional manipulation but if they had fucked at the end of "smith and jones" i feel like he either wouldn't have treated martha nearly as badly as he did all series OR it would double down and be even more deeply insane. ten and donna. no. donna has no interest in that twig and also throwing that dynamic on the tate-tennant already ridiculously good chemistry doesn't work outside of shakespeare and the catherine tate show. if eleven had let amy fuck him after "flesh and stone" they would have both deeply regretted it and it would have absolutely ruined rory's life but also the level of emotional intimacy they were at in series five was already at an all time high and then rory AND river get brought into the fray which is just deeply messy. eleven and clara to me have zero sexual chemistry together or. much chemistry of any kind at all which is wild because matt smith and jenna coleman have chemistry in abundance as themselves and i don't think those characters fucking would have done anything to that story. twelve clara is one of the most batshit dynamics of the revival era and i truly don't know what them fucking would have done but i imagine given the insanity of what we got on screen when they were avoiding ("avoiding") any romance i can only imagine it would be worse for me to witness emotionally. if anyone suggests that twelve and bill should have fucked i'm blowing up this whole website. if you're a twelve nardole fan though god bless you

Doctor Who The Day of the Doctor | 2013

Doctor Who | 50th Anniversary - Day of the Doctor

in light of the news that fifteen enjoys clubbing, this is how i imagine the other doctors would respond to finding themselves in a nightclub

one: genuinely appalled; whacks people in the shins with his cane until security drag him out

two: starts absolutely shredding on the recorder in the middle of the dance floor

three: is only here because the master has chosen this club to be the centre of his new scheme

four: keeps trying to strike up conversation about quantum mechanics with strangers (but no one can hear him)

five: complains about the music selection the whole time

six: can’t get past the bouncers (they don’t like his outfit)

seven: “i don’t know what’s going on here, but these people seem to be having a good time :)” meanwhile someone has just flashed him

eight: keeps getting hit on in the most obscene ways possible and turns them down politely every time

nine: really doesn’t want to be here but rose is having fun and he could watch her dance all night

ten: trying every snack on offer at the bar

eleven: gets overwhelmed and starts crying immediately

twelve: somehow ends up doing coke in the bathroom

thirteen: has a great time for fifteen minutes, passes out

fourteen: would literally rather watch paint dry than be here. can’t remember ever being so bored in his life

The Doctor and Clara

"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?

The Doctor + really needing that retirement

River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 4/?

doctor who 1963-2023

4.12 | 4.13

You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise?

Inktober 2023 , The Magnus Archives Edition - prompts 9-12 ~

Doctor Who | 50th Anniversary - Day of the Doctor