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lucretiaadventurezone · 7 months
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love when the mcelroys finally post the cover and date reveal for the new graphic novels as if we haven’t already been watching first second and amazon like a hawk to find the previews and things
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terezis · 2 years
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can’t stop thinkin abt his stupid little :3 tbh
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budoodly · 1 year
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you hear that babe? we’re legends!
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fabiansociety · 7 months
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going back and relistening to steeplechase from the beginning, and there are a number of things that they brought up in the first episode that never really came up (the crew's antagonism with the proprietor of anachroknickknacks? the spa thing?) but it's funny how beef's first, character-defining moment, is a polite refusal to have sex with gravel
crime, sure, but sex with a ceiling lady? no thank you
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lemuel-apologist · 1 year
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btw one of the pivotal experiences in exing my mo was listening to a scare theater video in the seminary building and realizing absolutely nothing bad had happened to me
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katiefratie · 1 year
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Oh my god Justin put himself in the podcast as an aspiring podcaster.........
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scribefindegil · 2 years
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Devo. Buddy. You can’t call Zoox out for having a death wish when your plan is to abandon your friends and go fight the Big Bad alone.
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somelazyassartist · 10 months
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I love TAZ Grad so much so far, I really really really can't wait to cosplay these guys in September :]
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missingphi · 1 year
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Emerich's gonna lose that fuckin hook I'm calling it right now
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officerjennie · 1 year
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I just want Kravitz and Lup to be best friends. Like absolute besties. Maybe a little QPR as a treat
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felicitybrood · 2 years
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I want to smack Devo so bad. Just once.
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budoodly · 1 year
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decided to do my costest for the lup cosplay i’m wearing to the taz live show on saturday!!!! i love her so much !!!!
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papergardener · 1 year
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Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast) Relationships: The Director | Lucretia & IPRE Crew | Starblaster Crew Tags: Episode: e060-066 The Stolen Century Parts 1-7, Miscommunication, Trust Issues, Dark Comedy, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Trauma, Team Bonding, Canon Compliant, Happy Ending, Crack Treated Seriously, they’re all idiots your honor, In this house we love and support Lucretia, IPRE Crew | Starblaster Crew as Family, Post-Apocalypse, found family on speedrun, Sleepovers
Story Summary:  First Cycle. As far as they know, they’re the only ones left. Perhaps it was inevitable that they’d consider… repopulation. Lucretia writes up a weekly schedule to try and address that. Absolutely no one is happy with this.
Chapter 8: Taako’s Day
“Does anyone have any bug repellent spells?” Taako says, once again swatting his hat about. “Cause now would be awesome.”
It might not have been so bad if Lup hadn’t cast Light on his hat. While effective at illuminating the narrow path through the forest, it also attracted every flying bug in a mile radius. It was only after getting halfway back to the ship that they remembered they all had Darkvision, with all three humans back at the ship. But even with the light doused, the bugs seemed to really like Taako.
“I’ve uh… I’ve got Insect Plague?” Merle offers from behind.
(Read more here, this is a long one!)
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dogs2shouldvote · 9 months
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in contrast with my last post, in my latest relisten of taz balance i also recorded a bunch of quotes that felt like a punch to the gut (with zero context mostly). here’s some that made me a) cry or b) freak out because foreshadowing
MAJOR taz balance spoilers ahead; if you haven’t already listened to this amazing show, you should!
- “you can’t kill robbie, i have some big franchise plans for robbie”
- “you found her?“
- “one of you isn’t a lich, are you?”
- “tell julia i said i love her”
- “your staff, you lost control of it, and you blasted the letters L U P into the wall”
- “you look familiar too. have we met?” (this one i did put context for, it’s ren speaking to magnus in the eleventh hour during one of the early loops)
- “is there anything else you can edit in our past?” (this one also had context, magnus to istus i believe)
- “you’re going to be amazing”
- “there’s a long span of time that’s just not there” … “while you’re looking through these memories… there is something about the memory is a little bit off. there’s parts of it that are a little bit staticky.”
- “i named my fish after him”
- “he didn’t want to be a hero. it wasn’t his desire.”
- “Do you remember the last thing you said?”
“I said ‘I love you, Jules.’”
- “lup. they don’t trust me. i cant do it anymore, lup. i’m sorry”
- “the hunger is almost here. and when it arrives, the world will be lost.”
- “and it’s an incredibly familiar face, because it’s your face, magnus. this figure in the red robe is you.”
- “why are you doing this, taako?”
“because i’m worried no one else will have me”
- “you see this red robe put a single skeletal finger to its nonexistent lips”
- ”i’ll be having my body back you undead fuck”
- “trust barry. love barry. taako… it’s me… it’s *static*”
- “when there was trouble, you took the big hit. didn’t you, bud?”
- “and taako you remember lup now. how could you forget lup?”
- “are we just gonna burn every world that we can’t save just to keep the hunger from getting its hands on them? how does that make us any better than them?”
- “this is where we get to decide who we are”
- “show them the duck. it’s a good duck. i think they’ll like it!”
- “your journey could have ended anywhere… but it ended here. and you’re so grateful for that.”
- “sometimes there aren’t right decisions. sometimes there’s just decisions.”
- “back soon”
- “as his body falls further and further down, you realize you don’t know who that is.”
- “magnus. i’m going to find a place for you to be happy. it’ll just be for a little bit. i can do this. i love you magnus. i love all of you *fading into static*”
- “you *fucking took everything. from me*.”
- “i needed to say goodbye to someone
- “i don’t expect you all to forgive me…”
“i run over and hug her”
- “there’s magic in a bards song. they call it is inspiration and it tells the listener what they need to hear when they need to hear it… and you hear johann’s voice and it says: ‘you’re gonna have to fight… and *you’re gonna win!*’”
- “how does magnus die?”
- “and thus ends adventure zone balance. the story of four idiots who played dnd so hard they made themselves cry.”
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barry-j-blupjeans · 6 months
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TAZ NC Day 3: Three!
Magnus was never good at sleeping. He was too— too restless for that. His legs could never quite stay still, his mind would never shut up. And he got overwhelmingly hot far too quickly. And then overwhelmingly cold after he threw all the blankets off. His ma used to tell him that he slept like a puppy, thrashin' around and chasing things in his sleep. When he told Julia that, she had laughed and said that just about summed it up.
His sleep had gotten worse since he lost Julia. A lot of things had gotten worse since then.
Magnus sighed, turning over. The tarp he had laid over the ground didn't do much to soften the various rocks and sticks, and his sleeping bag wasn't any help either. Next to him, Merle snoozed away. He had lost his pants somewhere since he had laid down and Magnus didn't even want to think about that. On his other side, Taako was propped up near a tree, snug in his sleeping bag. Magnus knew he was fucked when Taako fell asleep before him. Taako wasn't even supposed to sleep, he was pretty sure.
He turned over onto his back this time, looking up at the starry sky. It had been… Gods, had it been six years already? Nearly six years, at least, since he lost Julia. Since he lost Steven and Raven's Roost and the little budding hope he had in his future. He felt like it had barely been half that time and, at the same time, it had been twice as much. Time didn't mean much to him after that. Nothing really did.
He had wandered aimlessly for a while, brushing off housing offers by those who survived the bombings. They still saw him as a hero back there. How could he be a hero if he hadn't even properly got rid of their villain? How could he be a hero at all? He supposed it was that kind of thinking that got him into the advertising business. At the very least, he was helping someone. And if he got Got while trying to fight some stupid thing? Well, that was no one's fault but his own.
In the adventuring business, there were very few places to mess up. And Magnus had made his fair share of mistakes, but he always got the job done. No one really cared until Merle.
Here's the thing about Merle: He just kept popping up every time Magnus thought he was gone. That man was a disaster in a way that even Magnus wasn't, but gods-damn, he had great timing. His shitty healing had gotten Magnus out of a few of his worse spots, even as Magnus had begged him to leave. After one particularly nasty wound (turns out taking on a pack of hellhounds— hellpuppies, really— wasn't the smartest thing to do alone), Merle had practically glued himself to his side.
"You don't get to die on my watch," he had said. As if saving people who would much rather just deal with the consequences of their actions was an everyday occurrence for him. When it became obvious that Merle wasn't leaving, Magnus stopped complaining.
And they roped Taako in eventually. Well, Magnus saved him from some kind of demon bear— it's— it's a whole story by itself, but the point remained: Taako got roped into sticking with them and suddenly Magnus was very aware of what his actions looked like from the outside.
They weren't— they weren't exactly your standard adventuring group. Hell, more often than not they got more injured on the way to the monster than they did actually fighting the thing. But for once, it was okay. For once, Magnus felt… a part of something. In a way that mattered. It wasn't just him anymore. He had two people on his side once more.
Three was a pretty good number.
Hammer and Tongs had three bedrooms attached to it. Two upstairs and one downstairs near the shop. Magnus used to have the downstairs room until it became obvious he and Julia weren't going to be spending the night in their own rooms anymore. Steven had not so much traded as he just decided to move all of Magnus's things into Julia's room and all of his own things downstairs. That left an empty bedroom of course, and they had plans to— for—
"Mags."
Merle's voice startled him. Magnus jumped, reaching for his ax, but Merle sat up very quickly, hushing him.
"You're gonna wake up Taako," he hissed.
"Taako isn't asleep, homie," Taako said from the depths of his sleeping bag.
Magnus exhaled, trying to get his heart rate back down. Merle reached over to take his hand, squeezing tightly.
"You okay?" he asked.
Magnus had to squint to see him in the dark— Merle was squinting too, but that was probably because his glasses were off. Taako's eyes just about poked out of his sleeping back, looking at them both with what could either be disdain or worry. It was hard to tell with Taako sometimes, but Magnus got the message anyway.
"I…" Magnus glanced between them. He swallowed back some tears. "I will be, I think."
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irlactualhuman · 5 months
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Relistening to TAZ Balance and I've gotten to the stolen century and of course I'm at work with ear buds and now I'm fighting off random bits of sobbing and tears so I don't look like a crazy person.
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