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AnathemaKenobi
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A family can be a man, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, a humanoid lifeform that evolved from his pet cat, an unstable sanitation mechanoid and a senile ship computer. And I think that's beautiful okay?
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Wait, it’s muppets because they are man puppets? Many puppets? More puppets?
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i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
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You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band,
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#this makes me realise that maybe just maybe#Doraemon playing in a channel 24/7 is just a here thing
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He then proceeded to involve Bertie in many many of his schemes again
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Don’t you absolutely LOVE when you’ve been repressing so many negative stress inside for MONTHS and then the thing that triggers EVERYTHING is the silliest inconvenience?!?!!!?
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?
But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”
And then proceeded to
pour honey all over himself
to lead the bees away
and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?
A+ dad right there.
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What-ho, old sports! Would you be so kind of pointing out to me the v. of that scene in which Jeeves buys a flower for Bertie? Important research!
Much obliged in advance
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What’s your favourite line from good omens?
The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.
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Ngl the funniest part of Monsters University is the revelation that Randall doesn't squint all the time because he's suspicious and paranoid it's just that he can't see for shit
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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Celsius: ok, so what if we make a temperature measure scale based on the agitation state of water particles, y’know the base of life on Earth and one of the most common elements
Kelvin: great! My system will start with a temperature that can only be obtained at the end of the Universe
Fahrenheit: welcome back guys! Today I’m going to create a temperature measure system with stuff I forgot inside my fridge
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