Got a lovely gift from chaos last week, behold the worst best Jedi girl!!

If mean ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶e̶v̶i̶l̶ . why pretty? 😩😩

Jedi Council: Did you save the plagued master we sent you to save?

Aria (DS! Jedi Consular), in her best Fake But Convincing Sad Voice(tm): Dude's dead.

Jedi Council: Dude's dead?

Aria: Dude's dead.

Jedi Council: Oh. That's a shame D:

Well, this sure was the weirdest cutscene for BOTH OF YOU to get the odd invisible-saber glitch huh

sjhdkjdgjdg I was too busy laughing at the stupidity of it that I didn’t get to ESC out of it in time for a re-run so ig we’re just stuck with these screenshots now 🤷🤣

Belsavis Pt 1

Again no particular witty/interesting caption for this one, I do have some that I will put up later tonight with a lil bit of Aria lore if I remember to cough trying to dip my toe back in here more often again cough

*judging each other*

Alternate title: if we weren’t on opposite sides and I wasn’t in deep deep cover I would probably sleep with you

Aria and Rawhide made a friend today! I was buying gifts to up his influence level from the jawa junk vendor. heard an akk dog noise behind me, turned around and discovered Rawhide has a long lost twin. /lh

We spent the next five minutes just spamming the “speak” trick back and forth at each other and i couldn’t stop giggling the whole time. Random akk dog owner, you made my night /gen

I said I would talk a bit about whenever I find Aria picking the Light-side option over the Dark-side options, so coming at you with another headcanon post! This one is less of a surprise to me, but it’s still interesting enough to make a talk-y post about so here we go: this Imperial scientist...medic..whatever guy, on Hoth. The Light-side option is to heal him and let him run off, Dark-side option is to let him die of hypothermia. Of course, in this instance, Aria picks the LS option. Not necessarily out of the goodness of her heart but purely because she is, after all, a sleeper agent and she understands that letting this guy die means one less medic for the Imperials. Therefore, healing him up and letting him go is a no-brainer for her. Also as far as the scientist guy goes, from the Consular storyline. I do headcanon that she lets him live for the same reason, although he never actually gets to the Republic as a prisoner of war, as instead Aria’s father sends someone to “intercept” the soldiers taking him prisoner so he is returned to the Empire to work under her father; because again...why kill him, or risk letting him go to the Republic where he can squeal about the Empire’s secrets to the Republic/the Jedi when Noctis can just as easily send another Sith (possibly Vano, but not sure on the timeline and how that would line up. So it might be Vano in the final draft or it might end up being some other rando depending on how that works out as I get to writing that part lol) to pick him up and ensure none of this gets to their enemies ;)

“How many times do I have to kill the same FUCKING PIRATE?”

my actual reaction to Sudden Random Rakghoul I Forgot Could Jump Out At Me Bc I Haven’t Played the Beginning of Consular Storyline In About 4 Years now:

“OH MY GOD!! ER, HI!”

I don’t mic-record when I do gameplay bc I need the audio un...contaminated is the wrong word but you get me. I need to be able to hear the dialogue itself on playback bc I use it as reference while writing the fic but I lowkey wish I had been bc that would’ve been a hilarious vid to have up with audio

You’ll just have to imagine it instead XD

If you’re a bad Jedi, you get punted into Bad Jedi Limbo and get your ass kicked, Aria /jk

There’s quite a few points in the Consular story where it’s honestly really hard for me to determine what Aria would do, and sometimes the answer is a WEIRD one. This bit on Taris is one of ‘em.

So, you’re offered a choice between saving this woman, Laria (Light-side) and saving the Jedi holocrons with a bunch of medical data that could save “thousands” of lives - supposedly (Dark-side). I always thought Aria would be the “pick to save the holocrons” gal but strangely enough after agonising on the decision for a few minutes....I ended up concluding she’d save Laria. NOT out of the goodness of her heart though (sorry Laria, I like you pfft🤣) but rather because, well...on one hand, Darth Noctis (her father) would certainly have interest/be invested in getting his hands on those holocrons full of information he might be able to eventually use to his advantage. But on the other...letting the holocrons explode means the Jedi don’t have access to them either. Considering Aria’s whole schtick is “sabotage the Jedi from the inside out so that by the time we hit Tython at the end it’s almost a clean sweep” I feel like objectively it makes sense for her to “choose” Laria over the holocrons in this instance.

It’ll be really interesting from my perspective to see where else in this story she ends up choosing the “Light-sided” dialogue options except in Subterfugeverse canon it will be entirely for fucked up and selfish reasons so, you know, objectively it is NOT a light-side choice at all for that reason. 🤣😛

Blaesus: attempts to be threatening

Aria and Qyzen: Press X to doubt

also, reason 5786763769489 (/hj) why I love Ari and Qyzen’s friendship so much. Mans does not hesitate to be like “yeah really? you think so? we’ll destroy you :)” Aria really appreciates both how straightforward and how willing to throw-down Qyzen is. If she says “we beat the shit out of this idiot”, they’re gonna beat the shit out of that idiot and Qyzen is 100% down for that.

Get you a ride-or-die buddy like Qyzen fr 🤣🤣

Lana: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Commander?

Aria (Alliance Commander): No

Saarai (Outlander): I do

Lana: I know, Rai.

Saarai, choking up: I'm sad.

Lana, nodding and sighing sympathetically: I know, Rai.

Source: x

>:(

Aria, sweetie, maybe you should smile once in a while 💀🤣