Time to go hang out with uncle Vowrawn!!

SPOILERS for Sith Inquisitor, Sith Warrior storylines and also one with some minor 6.2 spoilers, and ig minor Subterfugeverse spoilers too, but not really A selection of memes I made the other day when I was bored. Some of them have prob been done before but hey, I thought they’d be fun *throws memes into the crowd* Am I using this as an excuse to drag D’leah for being a shitty parent? Yes Maybe. 🤣🤣

“A lot of people try to kill him-” “He’s LITERALLY my uncle, I’m trying to save his life. MOVE.”

lowkey do imagine Vowrawn turning up like “oh hey, Saarai, you got tall like your dad.” And Qet’s just there in the back like “wait...she wasn’t lying???”

Shakkai: I’m going out to find someone to fight me, want to come?

F’eiyaa (Bodyguard/Girlfriend): Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?

Shakkai: Yes. And that’s never stopped me before.

F’eiyaa, who knows this first hand: *sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose*

Shakkai: So you don’t want to come, then?

Source: whygodohgodwhy

Saarai Ahaszaai and STILL trying to get a meeting with Darth Vowrawn. She’s getting tired now, guys.

*very bad Republic accent* “Are you lost, Sith? This is a Republic safehouse-”

“Your accent is poking through, fool.”

She just wants to talk to her dad uncle, damn it let her through! 🤣

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering? 21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them? and 30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures? for Abaron and Vowrawn? ☻

Thank you for the ask, @palepinkycat! Sorry this one took a while to get to! 😅

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Vowrawn’s absolutely the one getting attacked/shot at and Abe’s the one jumping in to kick ass and save his husband. That’s not to say Vowrawn’s totally helpless or he doesn’t fight at all, but in my headcanon he’s definitely more of the egalitarian, words-y type who would rather lash it out verbally with someone than bash away at someone with a saber. He finds that “uncivilized”, the only problem is...not everybody wants to talk first and poor Abe has several grey hairs from trying to remind him of this fact LOL

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

This one’s gonna be quite a short answer in comparison, but honestly I think it could go either way depending on what the “activity” in question is. XD

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Vowrawn absolutely both planned it, and would bring a holocam to take way too many pictures of their (mis)adventures. As for where they’d go, I’m not sure...probably somewhere that’s not really a vacation spot, like Yavin IV, or maybe Rishii since Saarai has a place there they could borrow for a while. Abe would grumble and complain about it the whole time, but secretly he’s very grateful for the time away from the Empire and all that political nonsense of Vitiate-loyalists vs. the not-loyalists. The man is very tired. Knowing Vowrawn he’d probably end up gambling with pirates and the like XD

Saarai & Quinn, Transponder Station (tm) Highlights

Seriously man what were you thinking, of course she kicked your ass smh

Luckily for you she’s too nice to kill you, too :3

*after their first encounter with Vano (Sith Warrior) in the undercover-Republic-but-not-Republic base thing*

Abaron (Vowrawn’s personal guard. subtext: also his husband): (to Vowrawn) That was very lucky, you know.

Vowrawn: I knew she wasn’t really dangerous.

Abaron, scowling: You are getting too old for this, you know that?

Vowrawn, pouting: Phah! If I’m old what does that make you?

Abaron, who is at most 2 years older than Vowrawn: ¬__¬ Not nearly drunk enough for this bullshit

Oh look another NPC that I basically turned into an OC

Part the first (officially documented on this Tumblr blog anyways) of “Elven gets unnecessarily attached to background NPCs that have literally no real significance to the story in-game and makes them way more important than they “are”.”

Saarai needs to work on her “it wasn’t me” face, dad is not believing it

THIS GUYYY ✨✨ a.k.a. Abaron, or that one dude hanging around Korriban’s Academy that gives you the “Purity” side quest where he asks you test how “pure” the Overseers are and says he’s gonna report back to the Emperor about the results. Cept that’s not quite how we’re doing things in the Subterfuge verse! (of course,  what did you expect! lol) He’s Vowrawn’s husband, and a very, very tired (stand-in) dad to Ni’kasi and Saarai since their biological father died when they were toddlers, which meant Abaron and Vowrawn were their paternal figures instead for most of their lives.

So, here we gooo, meet Abaron, or as Vowrawn and the girls like to affectionately call him, Abe.

and as you might expect, headcanon/backstory time wooo!! which I shall put under a cut in case people don’t want spoilers cause it does detail (briefly) the Ahaszaai family backstory ;3 I covered a lot here but if there’s still more you wanna know either about the husbands or about the Ahaszaai family as a whole, shoot me a reply or an ask or whatever! (anon should be on if that helps you feel less nervous!) I could honestly talk about my dumb tomato family for DAYS, I love every single one of them.

He used to be part of the Royal Guard before Vitiate took over the Empire after the purge the Jedi did, and was one  of the few who managed to survive the additional purge Vitiate did in order to “take over” rule of the Empire. Abaron managed to get D’leah and the very young twins to Rishi where they could grow up out of Vitiate’s radar, and then once they returned to Dromund Kaas and Korriban when the twins were older, he managed to keep D’leah, Vowrawn, and the twins “hidden in plain sight” right under Vitiate’s nose (whilst Vowrawn pretended to be loyal to Vitiate and worked his way onto the Dark Council and stayed there, Abaron remained as a “tutor” in the Academy so he could watch over the twins). After the Incident(tm) with Ty’s father “outs” D’leah and the twins (but by a stroke of luck/because Vowrawn’s sneaky y’know, not Vowrawn), D’leah makes Abaron swear that if anything happens to her, he and Vowrawn will guard the twins with their lives. Of course, Abe agrees. Ni’kasi has Saarai and little baby Ty holed away in a “secret” (but not terribly secret) apartment somewhere and after some searching, Abe manages to find them and get the full story about what’s happened because D’leah’s a combination of too angry and panicked by the events as a whole that she’s not able to either think clearly or recount them to him. His reaction is something to the tune of “aw shit, kid” and then the dad brain kicks in and Abe’s on it. 

Abe manages to smuggle Saarai and tiny Ty back to the place on Rishi where D’leah raised the twins since Vitiate didn’t know about it, whilst Ni’kasi voluntarily stays back on Dromund Kaas with D’leah to do damage control. Abaron returns to Dromund Kaas to find out that Vitiate’s loyalists (Baras, Ravage and so on amongst them, the only NPC Dark Councillors I don’t headcanon as being ultimately loyal to Vitiate/the Emperor at this time are Marr and Vowrawn) have tracked down the family, D’leah is unfortunately killed, whilst Ni’kasi “turns herself in” as the “murderer” and essentially takes the responsibility for the killing so she takes the fall for Saarai in order to stop them continuing to look for a trail. Ni’kasi is then demoted to a slave and yadda yadda canon Inq storyline. BUT of course Vowrawn and Abaron are still worried about Ni’kasi, so, that’s where his canon appearance in the Academy comes in and also the reason why he’s so obsessed with “purity” in the ranks. Abe’s not reporting back to the Emperor, but rather using that as a ruse while he instead reports back to Vowrawn and the way of “scanning” the Overseers, other acolytes etc. is his best attempt at trying to track down Ni’kasi again, since it’s been a couple decades and he doesn’t know how much of her will have physically changed given the poor condition that slaves are kept in and so on. He and Ni’kasi do eventually reunite and Abaron will probably, in the Subterfugeverse, take Qet’s place in the Warrior storyline protecting Vowrawn once Baras and Vitiate’s other loyalists finally realise he’s also an Ahaszaai (because as much as I do love Qet, no way is Abe letting his husband go hide out on Republic territory with one of Baras’ assassins on his tail, without him nuh uhhh)

While Abaron, Ni’kasi and Vowrawn all reunite with Saarai and Ty on Yavin IV when the first coalition is formed with Marr and Satele, Vano and Aria and so on, when that battle is over Abaron and Vowrawn originally return to the Empire and serve under Acina for a while, whereas Ni’kasi refuses to separate from her twin and her nephew again. Abe and Vowrawn attempt to continue the plan laid out with Vano, of reforming the Empire from the inside out, and with Vitiate’s influences removed they hope this would become easier. Obviously, Iokath proves it is not. So, at the point where canonically Quinn re-joins the Alliance if you let him, Abaron and Vowrawn also defect and join the Alliance. Abe then flits between being personal guard for all three of them, though Vowrawn needs it the most often, because at least the twins do what Abe tells them to. His husband on the other hand..yeah, leaving that man without a babysitter is asking for trouble - which is why Quinn has to help him. It’s a (minimum of a) two man job keeping Vowrawn out of trouble 👏🤣🤣