Sometimes, I’m worried I’ll be too annoying if I double text…

but then I remember this guy

Kendall really did that shit for the girls

succverse david fincher makes a social network biopic about kendall and stewy during the failed bear hug. think about it.

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Happy Pride to Waystar's first openly gay CEO 🥳🥰

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This is Kendall Roy erasure. It's ok Mr. Roy. I saw your channel sunglasses.

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I didn't say "interim" for a reason 🙄

EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

RUPERT MURDOCH

VS.

LOOOOGAN ROOOOOOYYYYY

just remembered that was the episode they scouted like visibly gay and trans extras for nasjoajidjk

jeryd mencken is not my president

i canr stop thinking about morons by waystar studios

Random thought today re: finding myself trying to reconcile me having my Stargate Renaissance Era and my Succession Era at the same time (massive cognitive dissonance. They'd all hate each other. How can someone be into the two most Opposite m/f pairings ever conceived of in fandom the same amount of crazy brainrot. Etc etc) and I realized that if succession was a tv show in sg-1 verse then actually I bet Jack would be a fan. Not a stan, mind you, but a y'know 'theyre all awful' enjoyer. It would appeal to his cynical side and knowledge of the halls of power. (Sam would be an 'theyre all awful' non-enjoyer, tho probably. But Teal'c would probably be a Kendall Girl)

Connor is actually the succ character id vibe with the most which is so funny to me. Id love to hear who he thinks Q is

the only thing logan is correct abt is supporting the catholic football teams over the protestant ones.

Kendall Roy is a Gift From God

i can’t stop thinking about twitter in the succession universe. how if kendall’s bisexuality ever came out, even if not originally linked to stewy, it would take like an hour before the “kendall roy is no longer relevant” interview clip resurfaces with some qt like “this is what gay divorce looks like”. twitter detectives would have a field day working out the timeline.

kendall’s bisexuality would be the first twitter storm, three days in someone starts a rumor that kendall and lawrence yee had an affair and that the vaulter gutting was a lover’s quarrel and poor lawrence has to respond immediately to vehemently deny it. in the middle of all that someone digs up a photo of kendall and stewy in college with the caption ‘ground zero’ as a Joke that doesn’t even get a lot of traction until stewy retweets it, causing a second, bigger twitter storm that births a ‘Gays and Guillotines: Does Kendall’s Roy Queer Interracial Relationship Negate His Family’s Capitalist Legacy?’ think piece and a ‘wall street bros and alt-right heirs: a timeline of the worst bi rep since misha collins’ video essay goes viral. teenagers keep tweeting pap photos of kendall and stewy talking about how stewy is way out of kendall’s league with captions like ‘this is like when ellie goulding dated ed sheeran’ or ‘girls will be doing the most hair done beard sharp enough to kill a man smelling like a pine forest in spring and their boyfriends will show up in a baseball cap’

join me in this rabbit hole to pass away

https://twitter.com/lamew1tch/status/1681438402120679427?s=46&t=4oLIkS_N1r5VEhTi41Eb0A

I AM SCREAMINGGGSDFGJKKDFF

Imagine living in the Succverse and it’s announced that the weirdo from the Congressional hearing who is obviously having an affair with his assistant is taking over one of the most influential megacorporations in the world. Do you think the general public has forgotten “You can’t make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs”?