Undertaker, when was the last time you’ve taken a shower?
LIKE THE VERY LAST TIME
"...You lot think I'm a very stinky boy, don't you? Eh! Well I'll tell you I'm certainly not! I had a bath just last week, mind you! A nice one! There were even bubbles involved! And I might just have another one too!"
"... Oooor maybe it's because you all want to see my hair freshly washed again, isn't it? Hmmm~?"
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I’m so proud and horny of this massive distended gut jutting out of my midsection that I hide so well to others, letting it all spill out and admiring the glory of how thick fat wide the gut was expanded and how thick the move handles and muffin top spills over. So arousing how unintentional and effortless I gain weight, good lord almighty the young prettyboy prince is getting thick and girthy 🐽
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please ignore the mess and look at this giant inflatable doink i just got
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I hate how on bad days, I get nothing done. But then on good days, I also get nothing done because I want to take advantage of it being a good day for personal enjoyment/enrichment 😭
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I slide u an emerald. What do u do,,
@thatweirdqueer said eat it, @freshyweshypoo eat it, i (LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON) said frame it.
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