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Was looking at some stats and saw that Josh Allen was sacked 33 times this season compared to 26 and went “eh that’s still pretty good” (realizes it’s middle of league) being a Bengals fan has rotted my brain
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AMPHIBIA: SEASON 2B TRAILER BREAKDOWN
NEW AMPHIBIA EPISODES!! (Trailer spoilers and speculation! DUH!)
Y’all have NO CLUE how excited I am!! After that huge mid season finale drop, Amphibia fans all around have been waiting for the second half of the season! I did a Speculation post based on the episode titles, and another one based off of the episode loglines for the March drop!
Check them out, cause I will be referencing them as we go!! I’m first gonna do a scene by scene breakdown, then I’m gonna see if my predictions were right, or wrong. So many theories!!! I will also be mentioning the episode titles Matt released in the AmphibiaDirect, so if you don’t want to know, leave now!
If you haven’t seen the trailer yet, click here to see it all!!! Let’s begin shall we!
00:00–00:21: Completely old information and clips from Season 2A that we’ve all seen before with the music box and Sasha-Angst. One thing I did not expect was that this trailer would be so Sasha heavy. I expected her to kinda fade into the background and we’d focus a lot more on the temples, so this makes me have theories I may not have had before.
00:22–00:26: Marcy’s new bird (as teased in the Amphibia-Big City Greens promo). We have two shots with them, one where they are flying down with only a bunch of books that would last a lifetime, or a few minutes with Marcy. The second shot is them flying in the air with Anne and Marcy riding through the sky. I am trying my absolute hardest to not hope for gay then to be disappointed, but c’mon!!! Has no one seen How to Train Your Dragon?!!?!? But Hop Pop is being held in the second shot by the Bird’s talons so I think this is a little more Marcy and Wartwood kind of situation. Maybe somewhere around “Ivy on the Run” with Marcy and her bird being the B Plot.
00:27–00:31: The First Temple. We know from the colours and the shape from the book that it is the First Temple. It seems to have water flowing out of Frog statues’ mouths, and on the temple’s walls there are imagery of brains and a vague Newt Shape reading a book! Definitely talking about wit here! Even all the mushrooms are green, and we know how much Amphibia loves to use colour.
00:31–00:33: The Second Temple! We don’t actually see the Temple, just the archway leading to the Temple. Marcy seems to have the charged green gem on the music box, which is pointing them in the direction of the Temple, very Onyx Equinox-esque.
00:34–00:36: The entrance to the Third Temple. Lava pouring everywhere and pink statues of buff Amphibians? Definitely Sasha, no questions asked. I have no other thoughts about this shot other than the jagged rocks atop of the cave, seems like it could collapse in on itself and cause people to get hurt.
00:36–00:37: Ivy and Sprig jumping on treetops, I think this is from “Ivy on the Run” where Ivy is running from her mother’s strict rules, and Sprig is trying to talk her out of it. They’re so cute! It makes me wanna hold onto them and never let go.
00:38–00:39: Bessie jumping over a ravine with Sprig and Polly at the reins, which is from “Night Riders”, the first episode we’re seeing this Saturday!
00:39–00:40: A First Temple Puzzle where you have to solve a cube to enter the next stage. Seems like Marcy is in “her own little bubble” (heh. sorry i had to) and as she’s solving the cube, the room also moves on its own, with the Plantars being shifted to another side. Kinda like Wulfric’s gym in Pokemon X and Y. This sets interesting character work for Marcy, since she’s known to have issues with connections, but she’s so into knowledge and smartness that she may not realise the issues she’s causing to the people around her.
00:40–00:41: MADDIEEEEEE!!!! Definitely from “Maddie and Marcy”. I feel like they would get together and Marcy would be so into learning about Maddie and creepy magic that they will form a bond. This is how nerds make friends everyone, they find something the other is SUPER invested in and they learn about it. Either that or an extrovert claims them both, and they know each other via association.
00:42–00:43: Giant chicken bat for “Return to Wartwood”. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do. Seems like the Plantars set up a banquet for them, and they’re running away. So shenanigans!
00:44–00:45: Okay, so I initially thought Sasha’s next episode was gonna be in episode 16 (”Toad to Redemption/Barrel’s Warhammer”) and I initially thought that it would be Toad to Redemption, because y’know... Toads. But with Sasha’s pink powers shown in her using that giant warhammer, I think it’s going to be either one of the two, but Sasha is definitely showing up in 216. They don’t seem to be on a train, but the Earth is moving very fast for some reason. 
00:45–00:46: The Newt Lady from the Bizarre Bazaar seems to be activating the tippity-top of the Second Temple, with Anne near her. The position of this is high above the clouds, and there is a blue glow coming from the writings/symbols on the ground. Perhaps this is the charging method for the gems on the box.
00:47–00:48: More First Temple stuff! Writing’s on the wall (man these visual puns just write themselves y’know!) and they are in the inside of the temple. Interestingly enough, the main floor is green like the rest of the temple, but the other side (puzzles) seems to have red and blue squares, perhaps representing the heart and strength (blue and pink) which is what the wit lacks.
00:49: The Newt Lady from the Bizarre Bazaar opens a Scroll with the Music box, the three gems (which seemingly came before the box) and three people in coats almost praying to it. This is definitely “After the Rain” with the story of the Music Box being revealed. Cause we still have no idea what “After the Rain” is gonna be about.
00:50: GENERAL YUNNAN!! Scourge of the Sand Wars! Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched! The youngest Newt to ever be named General in the GREAT NEWTOPIAN ARMY!! (Can you tell I stan her? because I stan her.)
Anyways, she seems to be in the first temple or King Andrias’ throne room. I’m mainly assuming this because the temple because the building is blue or because the spires from King Andrias’ throne room are in the way back there, but there are several Toads there defeated on the ground. Either these were people to protect Marcy at the Temple, or this is an episode where all of Grimes’ command are trying to take over Newtopia under Sasha and Grimes’ command. Quite the plausible amount for theories and plot just from a one-second Yunnan shot.
00:51: A chess board with Frog knights shooting lasers at Marcy. Another one of the First Temple’s tricks, or it could be King Andrias’ plot, since we saw him with Chess pieces of Anne and Marcy at the end of “Marcy at the Gates”, so this clip could either be “The First Temple” or “True Colors” and either or are exciting!!
00:52-00:53: A mole comes out of the ground as Mayor Toadstool walks around seemingly trying to please Newtopian guards and soldiers. “Toad to Redemption” now makes complete sense! I called that it would either be Anne and Marcy helping a battle-hardened Toad, or it would be a Sasha episode. I think its the first part, where Newtopian inspectors are coming to suprise visit Mayor Toadstool and inspect if he’s doing a good job taking care of Wartwood, to no one’s surprise find out he’s embezzling money from the town. The episode would be Marcy and Anne helping Toadstool to become better so he doesn’t lose his job as Mayor.
00:53–00:58: We have three shots here, one of each of the girls. Anne looks back in the rain, almost distraught. This is definitely “After the Rain” and I’m not ready for the angst. Marcy is visibly frustrated over chess pieces, this is either a challenge from the Temple or she’s found out about Andrias’ plan. As much as Option 2 is interesting, I think the first one is more realistic. Sasha in the Third Temple, activating her Colour Power and breaking the ground underneath her to a circle. I am constantly terrified by and for Sasha.
00:58–1:00: Polly and Sprig’s silhouettes running in the rain. Also “After the Rain” but still nothing much to say here.
1:00–1:01: Giant tentacles grab Sprig and the Plantars. I have no idea what this is, but it also appeared in the “Night Riders/Return to Wartwood” trailer/promo, so I’m assuming it’s from that episode.
01:02: Sasha is facing off against a giant golem! Probably the Third Temple’s trial.
01:03: Newt Lady from the Bizarre Bazaar reveals the secrets of the Music Box. Definitely an “After the Rain” episode. I did not expect Marcy to be there though, that’s interesting now. 
01:04–01:06: Two shots from the Third Temple. First one being Anne having a moment of realisation, and the other with the Golem roaring in front of Anne and Sasha. This freaked me out because wtf??? Sasha and Anne together?? Are they solving it together too??? Interaction equals resolution/conflict/character drama.
01:07–01:12 & 01:17–01:22: So how are we integrating baby Marshanne into this??? As for which episode, I have no idea! But some interesting details in this is that Sasha seems to have been the last out of the three to have joined. Since Anne and Marcy are together crying, while baby Sasha is one on the slide standing up (hehe) for them. Between the first clip and the second, Sasha has a bruise on her forehead, so she may have gotten hurt trying to protect them. They introduce each other and that’s the end of the clip. I’m assuming this is finale material, because otherwise I have no idea where this is coming from or going to.
01:13–01:16: Anne pulls the Plantars in for a hug. Still not sure where this is for, but it is a thing.
01:23–01:28: Two shots of Sasha and Anne, which seemed to have been slowed down to around half speed. Shot one has Anne standing, almost distraught wearing what seems to be Newtopian armour, with Sasha’s foot in the foreground. The second shot is Anne holding her sword at the top of the Newtopian Walls to Sasha who is weaponless and has her hands up in surrender. Smoke is rising from the land below, and Anne looks visibly angry. I have no idea what is happening, but this definitely has to be finale material.
A title card shows Amphibia returning 6th March!! Hype.
01:34–01:45: Of course we need happy stuff to counter ANGST! So we have a bizarre sequence of Frobo making a garden and growing flowers in a matter of seconds. Hop Pop is enthralled by this and welcomes him to the family, and Polly looks at him knowingly. This is a very big development played very casually, since we know nothing about the robot besides his goofy self being able to do this. Frobo is the most cryptic thing this season besides the King’s basement, we also have no information on Frobo so this is a striking change. This will take place in “Friend or Frobo?” and I am stupid hyped!!! I don’t know anything about Frobo and I want to know more!! Also Wartwood is on fire. It’s just a normal Tuesday everybody. 
That ends the trailer breakdown!! But I did have some more general theories and thoughts I’ll include here.
Something I did want to mention before we started was the music in the beginning of the non-speaking part of the trailer. To me, it sounded like an epic reprise of John Legend’s “All of Me”, and I’m thinking there’s one of two things happening: one is that the finale song that we’re all crying to is “All of Me” by John Legend, like how Reunion’s was “Lean on Me” by Bill Withers; or, I’m just theorising like a mad person. Who knows!
Also another general observation is the puzzles and how we’ve been prepped for them by “Family Shrub” where each one has puzzles and riddles each person who fits a specific role must solve. Each girl with each of the Temples, and they need each one to deal with their own Temple. Meaning Sasha being at the Third Temple means some form of resolution/character interaction.
As for Sasha, I don’t know if she’s gonna be redeemed necessarily, but I think she might go to the good side and Marcy goes to the bad side. I don’t wanna believe that cause I love Marcy to death, but Season 2 finales are always horrifying before Season 3 finales wrap up nicely. So I’m expecting even more drama than the Season 1 finale. I want all the girls to be happy, and it’s not happening this season for sure. So much excitement!!!
That concludes all my thoughts on the trailer for Season 2B! Let me know what you’re excited for, your thoughts and theories, and if you agree or disagree with what I’ve said here!! So excited!!!!
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My time-stamped thoughts for this episode. As always I reference Malcolm’s mental health. A lot. So if that’s going to be a trigger for you, don’t keep reading.
SPOILERS AHEAD:
0:05 - Hold your horses. Malcolm taught at Quantico?!? I mean, I realize that he probably just did the occasional guest lecture (like most profilers?) but I’m still stupidly proud of him. <3 
0:50 - ngl Malcolm’s a good lecturer. Take it from a university student.
1:13 - “It’s okay. We don’t know what you did and it’s not that mu-....BREATHE” Holy shit. I’m torn between ranting about what a great actor Tom Payne is and losing my mind because this scene is heartbreaking. Look at Malcolm. I swear he’s reminding himself to breathe - not Ainsley. He’s completely panicking but he’s trying so hard to be strong for Ainsley. This boy is an absolute treasure. Brother of the CENTURY. 
1:41 - “You’re right Ainsley. I screwed up.” NO NO NO NO NO. Can you hear the sound of my heart shattering?!? This scene is so much more devastating the second time. When you know Ainsley is putting ON A SHOW HERE. Look at Malcolm’s face. He’s devastated. He blames himself for AINSLEY’S actions. He’s starting to genuinely believe that he’s no better than Martin Whitly. Malcolm’s depression/anxiety is through the roof in this episode. I honestly won’t be shocked if Malcolm has a complete mental breakdown in the next few episodes. Hell, I don’t think I’d be surprised if he tries to OD on his meds. This boy is in crisis and I’m terrified for him. 
1:44 - “I think I did too.”.....this line is interesting. Is this part of Ainsley’s act or is she showing some regret for putting Malcolm through this much emotional torment? She can clearly see that this whole situation is literally destroying her brother’s already fragile peace of mind. 
1:55 - “Today could be the day!”.....the day that everyone finds out about Endicott and Ainsley.....seriously, Malcolm’s daily affirmations this season have done nothing but feed his anxiety. 
2:04 - OF COURSE. A call from Martin. Malcolm is going to have a mental breakdown. It’s just everything. All at once. I’m getting secondhand anxiety FOR him. 
2:35 - hahaha Martin is a crazy, evil, pain in the ass but damn is he entertaining. 
2:55 - 1) Ainsley looks adorable in Malcolm’s hoodie. 2) Ainsley straight up leaves his loft later in this episode. Did she hid a change of clothes in the loft before Malcolm got home last night? Or does she actually leave her big brother’s apartment in his clothes? 
3:05 - “Getting hit by a train might be better.” Yep. Malcolm is entering a dangerous territory. I know depression is different for everyone but for me, when I start joking - out loud - to people I love about death in passing....things are bad. Like I’m getting suicidal bad. I know Malcolm has a morbid job and he talks about death all the time but this feels like Malcolm is starting to consider suicide as an option. 
3:34 - I can see Ainsley’s “You were trying to control me” perspective. BUT honestly? Take a step back and listen to the desperation and fear in Malcolm’s voice. Anyone with half a brain cell can HEAR how scared Malcolm is and how deeply he loves his sister. Ainsley has known Malcolm her entire life. If she was functioning on all cylinders - she would know that Malcolm is just being a protective big brother. He’s not trying to control her - just help her. But this has been a theme for Ainsley since season 1 when she brought up visiting Martin during family dinner. She seems to believe that Jessica and Malcolm think that she’s a “fragile flower” and that she can’t take care of herself. I understand how that could be frustrating but I also find it concerning that Ainsley doesn’t seem to understand that they aren’t treating her that way because they think she’s weak or stupid but rather out of love. Ainsley acts like a petulant child about this sort of thing (anger, whining, eye-rolling). Ainsley acts very entitled a lot, in the sense that if something doesn’t go her way she just throws a hissy fit (think reporting and/or any Whitly family squabble). Ainsley is messed up. Unlike Malcolm, she doesn’t seem to have any self-awareness when it comes to her behavioural eccentricities. Malcolm actively tries to improve his mental state. Ainsley just throws a hissy fit when the world doesn’t bend to her will.....and this stream of consciousness Ainsley rant just became wayyyyy longer than I had anticipated (sorry). 
3:41 - “Promise me.” See that look? Ainsley is pissed at Malcolm. This girl’s anger is concerning me.......what if (crazy thought) the season finale is Martin escaping Claremont to stop Ainsley from killing Malcolm? 
3:43 - I wish I could be happier about this hug. Malcolm is finally getting a hug but.....he instigated it and he’s not the one being comforted sooooooooo I’m still unsatisfied. 
3:49 - “Hey, you look...terrible.” SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS DANI!! God. I love how concerned she is about Malcolm. IDC how you feel about Brightwell. If you don’t think they’re good friends - you’re a moron. 
4:05 - This is the moment when I went....oooohhhh yeah. LDP directed this episode. That’s probably why he’s not in this scene. 
4:10 - JT is a GOOD husband. Give him a medal. Seriously - last season he was going to watch the Taylor wedding live with Tally (who was going to wear a hat <3 ), this season Mr. Masculine casually throws out stats about the Housewives. hahaha I don’t even care if JT genuinely enjoys the Housewives or not. I’m just so utterly delighted at the idea of him watching it with his wife and having a good time with her. <3 JT is the definition of a good husband and I’m HERE FOR IT. 
4:34 - .......seriously? I thought Edrisa had realized that this crush is unrequited last season? I love Edrisa but her obsession with Malcolm is getting a little creepy. Like “13 year old in love with the 40 year old math teacher” creepy. It’s sort of cute but also like - gurl. No.
4:38 - Ok. Dani’s reaction to Edrisa hitting on Malcolm saves the scene for me. Lol.
4:51 - Ugh. That is a really creepy corpse.
4:56 - Look. We’ve all obsessed about it already but I have to bring it up: MALCOLM STILL HAS THE BRUISE FROM THE ELEVATOR. SOMEONE GIVE THE MAKEUP DEPARTMENT A MEDAL. THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING MALCOLM’S PHYSICAL TRAUMA.
5:21- ......ok maybe I’m projecting my cynicism here but anyone who has framed newspaper clippings about themselves in their office is seriously egocentric. Maybe it’s just me - but that’s a massive turn off and takes someone out of the running for “angel” status.
6:10 - I’m sorry for every time I thought Jessica was a crazy rich lady during season 1. Birdie is so so so much crazier.
6:36 - “Only the men you date.” Bitch. OMG. Who says something that backhanded and cruel to their sibling?!?!? ......oh wait. I remember how this episode ends :|
7:15 - THANK YOU. I’ve been wondering about the status of Martin’s medical certification since I watched the pilot. SO happy to find out that he couldn’t weasel his way into keeping it.
7:37 - Like most of you, I’ve been creeped out by this whole Martin/Capshaw interaction since it was released as a promo clip. Seriously - it’s creepy. There’s an upsetting amount of subtle flirting here. I’m not sure what it is about Capshaw but her whole energy is just really unnerving to me. I immediately hated her in the promo. Istg Capshaw is an undercover serial killer or something. AND IF SHE BECOMES A LOVE INTEREST FOR MARTIN I WILL LOSE MY SHIT.
8:06 - Oh yeah. She’s either romantically interested in Martin or she’s a psychopath on the DL and is playing him.
8:12 - YAY!!! The Yankee mug returns!!! <3
8:34 - “Sometimes the most monstrous people are the ones hiding in plain sight.” Ouch. I know the writers like to project Malcolm’s emotional turmoil on the case of the week but hearing those words come out of Gil’s mouth?!? Ouch. That hurt Malcolm. Bad. It wasn’t even directed at Malcolm but damn. This is not helping his mental health. At all.
8:41 - Gil. Is. Concerned. <3 :) .....pretty sure Gil also suspects about Endicott and Ainsley by now too. .....hmmmmm maybe that comment about monsters was Gil’s way of trying to get Malcolm to confess (or to gauge Malcolm’s reaction)?  
9:15 - I feel so bad for Malcolm here. He’s literally juggling everyone’s problems. Ainsley’s murder situation. Jessica’s personal drama. But is he dealing with his emotional problems? No. He’s too busy being a good son/brother. SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO MALCOLM. HE NEEDS A HUG.
9:35 - Deer. In. Headlights. Well....at least Dani knows Malcolm’s about to have a mental breakdown. This boy just got more information to help him crack a murder case and he looks confused, startled, and lost. He’s usually excited and motivated. This Endicott situation is slowly killing Malcolm. I don’t know how much longer he can struggle under the weight of the guilt.
9:48 - Look at this. Ainsley is pissed off that Malcolm isn’t paying attention to her. We know that this whole 2nd murder was a sham so WTF? Is she really just that hungry for attention? That sounds like Martin Whitly to me - the narcissistic psychopath who needs attention like an addict needs cocaine. Also AINSLEY’S acting here?!? We know that she’s lying to Malcolm but holy shit. She’s a really good actress/liar? What else has she lied about?!? 
10:05 - Ok. So just when did Ainsley remember? I honestly think she’s known since at least 2x01.
10:20 - Look. I understand that Ainsley is pissed that Malcolm is trying to ‘control her’. But did she even listen to the desperation and fear in his voice? This boy wants her to stay in the loft because he’s scared of who she might hurt if she’s out in public, unsupervised. He’s not trying to abuse or hurt her - just protect her. Is he misguided -maybe? Should he have called the cops on Ainsley right away - probably. But he didn’t out of love. Ainsley doesn’t even seem to realize how much this whole situation is hurting Malcolm and that’s the biggest problem. She doesn’t show any remorse at killing Endicott. She’s just pissed off that Malcolm lied about it. SHE KILLED SOMEONE an she (outwardly at least) feels no remorse. This girl is a psychopath (sociopath?) and this will NOT end well for Malcolm and Jessica.  
10:27 - This whole scene was awesome btw. Tom Payne flawlessly communicated Malcolm’s panic, fear, anger, and desperate attempts to stay calm. And Dani’s blatant concern (and suspicion) of Malcolm and his mental state.  AND Ainsley being a little brat. Ugh. So beautiful.
10:45 - I love this scene. I love the fact that they have the type of friendship where Dani’s not afraid to call Malcolm out on his crap (trying to hide things from the team). I love that Malcolm isn’t offended that Dani called him out. He doesn’t lie. Ainsley is lost at the moment. Malcolm is more honest with Dani about how the whole Ainsley thing is affecting him than he is with anyone else. I love that Dani still looks suspicious and concerned. I love watching Dani piece this whole thing together. I’m honestly at a point where I think Dani is going to know about Endicott before Gil. I love that Dani gives Malcolm honest, judgement-free advise. Because she doesn’t like seeing how much pain Malcolm is in. I love that Malcolm isn’t completely shutting her out. <3
11:00 - “What if she already has?”.....yep. Dani is totally piecing the Endicott situation together. 
11:09 - “I’m overthinking it.” THIS. There is a split second where you can see the betrayal on Dani’s face. She knows Malcolm is hiding something and she’s hurt that he doesn’t trust her enough to let her in. She’s also probably hurt because she views this as a lie - which brings back 1x20 memories. 
11:35 - “Even when they’re as beautiful as you.” Ugh. I love this so so so so much. Look at how Dani absolutely lights up at Malcolm’s unintentional compliment. I relate to Dani in the sense that I’m a woman in a male dominated field (engineering). I can’t tell you how often men that she works with have probably objectified her, belittled her, and sexualized her. Malcolm isn’t doing this. He doesn’t call her hot. He doesn’t comment on her body or how she dresses. He doesn’t even acknowledge that she’s a woman. He just calls her beautiful. But he does it in a way that you can tell he’s being genuine. He doesn’t expect anything in return for the compliment. He’s not trying to play the long game. He’s just thinks she’s beautiful. He doesn’t even realize that he said it. BECAUSE Malcolm is in profiler mode. He’s focused on the murder - not Dani. He mentioned that Dani’s beauty off-handedly because 1) he believes it and 2) it was relevant to his profiling train of thought. BUT LOOK AT HOW MUCH IT MEANT TO DANI. <3 <3 <3
12:00 - Why is Chabra exiled to the corner of the room?!?! Someone explain this tomfoolery. Is it literally to just get across that Chabra is not the alpha in this corrupt plastic surgery business?!?
12:16 - Ew. Please never say YOLO. Ever. It’s cringy when kids say it but it’s so so so much worse when someone over 25 says it. 
12:18 - hhahahahahahaha OMG. Dani’s face after he says “yolo”. 
12:31 - Yep. This dude is an asshole. DO NOT try to convince Malcolm to get plastic surgery. The dude has enough problems without adding dysmorphia to the mix. 
12:41 - Yep. Chabra is the little puppy that follows Donahue around and does the grunt work.
12:50 - LOOK AT THE NOD DONAHUE GIVES CHABRA when Chabra denies that stock has gone missing. Can you arrest someone for being a rich, corrupt, asshole?! Ugh. Hate him. 
13:20 - Ugh. I really want to know more about Dani’s past. Who in the NYPD tried to belittle, micromanage, or sexualize her just because she’s a woman?
13:30 - “I want Donahue to be the bad guy.” PREACH SISTER.
13:48 - “Easy. We just isolate him with our own alpha males.” hahaha OMG. LET”S GO. I was so pumped when this scene cut to JT and Gil. BUT I was also a little sad. Malcolm doesn’t consider himself to be an alpha male (I mean, he’s not) but it really just drove home to be that Malcolm sees himself as broken. Gil has been Malcolm’s positive male role model for years. But Malcolm doesn’t think he’s anything like Gil. Malcolm thinks he’s broken where Gil is whole, weak where Gil is strong, and bad when Gil is good. It just sort of broke my heart. 
14:00 - hahaha Chabra is just a wimp. Watching Gil and JT play angry cop, calm cop was so so so good though. <3 
14:05 - This was the moment that I remembered LDP was directing this episode. I’m not usually someone who notices camera work or anything but this was a really cool shot. 
15:00 - Oh c’mon. Seriously? Edrisa’s crush has gone too far. She knows he doesn’t like her romantically. Everyone knows it. Please stop this. I’m getting secondhand embarrassment. 
15:16 - Did Edrisa think they were going to do it in the morgue?!? Those flowers?!? Like wtf. I can’t. 
15:29 - I’ll give props to Malcolm here. He’s being really kind to Edrisa here. BUT HE NEEDS TO TELL HER HE’S NOT INTERESTED BECAUSE SHE’S CLEARLY NOT GETTING THE MESSAGE. 
15:33 - Ugh. Look at how uncomfortable Malcolm is. This is upsetting.
16:08 - “What?!? How do you -” Panic. Pure panic in Malcolm’s eyes. Damn. This boy is spiralling. Someone needs to find out about Endicott. Malcolm can’t keep trying to protect Ainsley and Jessica alone. It’s literally killing him. 
17:14 - “All she could see was the ugliness she felt inside.” “That’s a sad way to live.” .........the parallels between the plastic surgery, dysmorphia, and vengeful crime of the week to Malcolm’s current mental health and Ainsley’s crime is slowly killing me. I’m honestly getting annoyed that the other characters aren’t picking up on all the subtle references Malcolm’s making to the fact that he thinks he’s a monster. I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO COMFORT HIM. THAT’S ALL. WHY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FEDAK!??! 
17:30 - Another point to the Dani/Malcolm friendship. She takes out the gun and pushes Malcolm back. Is she trying to protect him? Technically, yes. BUT she’s just doing her job. I love that Malcolm respects Dani enough to let her take charge and do her job. I love that he’s secure enough about his masculinity to let her. 
18:15 - Yikes. This woman is 90% plastic. Cosmetic plastic surgery is terrifying. 
20:16 - Another reminder of the woman’s ward. Either Sophie Sanders or Ainsley is going to end up in that ward soon (I’m still half-convinced that Sophie is going to appear out of the woodwork and take the fall for Endicott). 
21:49 - “...convinced her that she would never have a career unless she looked the part.” <3 Look at how disgusted Gil is when Dani tells him that. Gil is a good man and I love him forever. <3 
22:33 - I love this. Dani and Gil are both concerned about Malcolm and communicating it in looks. It won’t be long until there’s a team intervention for Malcolm’s mental health (or at least, that’s my headcanon - if someone wants to write me a fic about it I’ll love you forever).
22:44 - WTF GIL. WHY AREN’T YOU ASKING MALCOLM WHAT’S WRONG?!?! IS IT BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW AND YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT YET?!?! 
22:49 -.....soooooo does this mean that Gil already knew that Birdie existed?!? How often did Birdie appear after Martin’s arrest?!?! I WANT DETAILS.
23:06 - Holy shit. Look at that little smirk Ainsley shoots Malcolm when he first walks in and sees her. Ainsley is maliciously toying with Malcolm and I DON”T LIKE IT.
23:14 - Jessica is concerned. I promise you Ainsley and Malcolm have rarely - if ever - fought like this in front of her. I was raised in single parent home after my abusive dad left. I know how that changes the sibling dynamic. No matter how genuinely pissed off you are - you don’t stress Mom out more. If you’re just annoyed with each other and doing regular ‘sibling squabbling’ - then you whine and argue in front of Mom. But if you’re seriously angry with each other - you deal with it when Mom isn’t home to see it because no matter what - you both appreciate how hard Mom is working to keep what’s left of your family together. 
23:28 - “Malcolm. Looking more like your father every day.” BITCH. Did she just say that because she watched Malcolm go off on Ainsley? Sure, Malcolm was a little controlling (probably similar to a situation Birdie witnessed between Jess and Martin back in the day) but HOLY SHIT. That is your nephew. Maybe he’s having a bad day. Maybe being told he resembles a serial killer is really damaging to his already fragile pysche. I don’t like Birdie. AND I DON”T LIKE THAT JESSICA DOESN”T STAND UP FOR MALCOLM HERE. 
24:00 - I don’t like this. These Martin+Capshaw scenes are really hard to watch. Martin is still acting like Martin - manipulative, egotistic, manicA. But he’s also acting like a professional doctor (an asshole doctor but still). It’s really disconcerting to watch Capshaw take his medical opinion seriously. Plus - there’s something about Capshaw that creeps me out. I just haven’t figured out what it is yet. But I’m pretty sure she’s a bad lady.  
24:16 - “What bit should I use?” - See this? No. Just...no. I don’t like how she’s taking Martin’s medical advise to heart so readily. 
25:04 - Why was Martin allowed to watch the procedure?!? He’s clearly getting a sick amount of pleasure from the blood and drilling. Look at the way Martin grins at Capshaw too. Martin is planning out an entire scheme to manipulate Capshaw into helping him escape. You can see the metaphoric lightbulb above his head. 
25:29 - This meal. Seriously. Was I the only one who got a glimpse of the meat in a red sauce and thought “human meat”?!? No wonder Malcolm’s main food group is liquorice. 
25:44 - Poor Jessica. She is not having a good time. Jessica’s behaviour in this scene is really interesting though. Jessica repeatedly shoots apologetic looks at Malcolm. She looks at Ainsley with fear. She looks super uncomfortable. She’s not saying much because she desperately wants a relationship with her sister but she also doesn’t want to belittle her son’s career. She’s proud of Malcolm - in her own way. 
26:00 - “The family trust fund would run dry.” hahahahaha YES MALCOLM. THROW THAT SHADE. hahahaha
26:23 - “Most of the time anyway” Wow. Uncalled for. I know Ainsley is mad but this isn’t cool. I have this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that Birdie has been approached by Europol about the Endicott murder. I have this terrifying notion that Birdie is trying to collect intel so she can sell the information to Europol. If I’m right (which I’m probably not) this comment will not help Malcolm’s case.
26:41 - hahaha look at how annoyed Jessica is. Is she annoyed because her children are openly fighting in front of their Aunt when Jessica wants to portray the “perfect, undamaged family”? Or is Jessica annoyed because what Ainsley just said was out of line and she’s scared of Ainsley right now?
27:02 - “Why would you do that? I told you I would handle everything.” This. This is why I will argue that Ainsley is way out of line. Yes, Malcolm is sort of trying to control her. BUT listen to his words, the desperation and fear in his voice. Malcolm is trying to protect Ainsley. Ainsley has every right to be annoyed with him but if she was functioning at an adult mental capacity she’d be able to see that he isn’t being malicious. 
27:35 - The fact that Birdie is a backstabbing, lying bitch is so frustrating to me. Look at how badly Jessica wants to have a healthy relationship with her little sister. Jessica just wants a girl-friend to confide in and drink with. I’m heartbroken that Martin stole that from her. 
28:05 - I know LDP was directing this episode but JT or Dani should’ve called Malcolm. Why? This conversation between Gil and Malcolm (WHEN GIL IS WEARING HIS COAT) just makes me wonder - where is Gil going? JT is at Donahue’s apartment. Dani and Malcolm are going to talk to Chabra. Where is Gil going?!? 
29:07 - ....how did Donahue get the coke into the cheetah? Was there a release thingy (like in a piggy bank) that Malcolm just elected not to use in the panic of the moment? 
29:14 - “What else would you hide in a cheetah?” hahahahahaha
29:40 - “No. No. Only if I got the dose wrong.” Yikes. Malcolm is operating in full panic mode here. This is not good for his mental health. 
30:08 - “This is the worst cooking show ever.” hahaha this was hilarious but cooking show? What? Do I not watch enough of those? Because I don’t see the link. 
30:38 - The moment when Malcolm looks at Dani with fear. He thinks he just killed Chabra and he’s terrified that Dani is looking at him with hatred. :( 
30:46 - The two seconds when Malcolm thinks he killed someone. Look at his face. That boy is broken. Again - if he doesn’t have a full on mental breakdown soon I’m going to be so annoyed with the writers because NO HUMAN CAN WITHSTAND THIS MUCH TRAUMA THIS QUICKLY - WITHOUT ANY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT - AND COME OUT FUNCTIONAL. 
31:03 - “I do not miss drugs.” :O Dani :( Sweetie <3 Ugh. This line was heartbreaking because it hurts to remember that Dani had a drug problem. But it’s also really great. She was just in front of 1 gram of cocaine. She didn’t grab for it. It didn’t reawaken the urge to use in her. She was strong enough to say “I don’t miss this life” and say it OUT LOUD in front of Malcolm. <3 Friendship. She’s starting to trust Malcolm more. This is good....until she finds out about Endicott. 
31:45 - Wait. If Birdie knew about Endicott and Jessica.....does she know about Gil?!?!
31:49 - “Trust but verify.” That’s such a heartbreaking way to live. I hate that she has to live in a world without trust because of what Martin did. I want Jessica to be happy. So so badly. 
32:06 - .....how did Jessica find out about the book?!!?! Seriously.
32:17 - “Mummy”. Mrs. Milton is alive?!?! What. OMG. So....but how? Jessica is living in the Milton family home. Jessica is rich. But Birdie has been cut off from the family money. However, it’s clear from this conversation that Jessica and her mother aren’t on speaking terms. So how did this work? When did Jessica move into the Milton family home and why? Where is Jessica’s money coming from? Did Jessica invest her trust fund money smartly and make a fortune? Does Jessica still have access to the Milton family bank accounts?!? AND WHERE IS JESSICA’S DAD?!!? I WANT MORE INFORMATION FEDAK. 
32:49 - Malcolm is his mother’s son. Look at this. Jessica is so hurt by what Birdie has done. However, Jessica sighs, takes a breath and helps her little sister out at the cost of causing herself pain. Malcolm would do the exact same for Ainsley. He has. 
33:40 - “And do we need to talk about last night?!?” Gil has been different this season. Less soft. More strict. 
33:51 - Look at how Gil stares at Dani here. He’s annoyed and concerned. Concerned because she was in close proximity to drugs last night. Annoyed because he created a monster. Gil put together is badass, sarcastic daughter with his unstable, awkward son and they are creating a headache for him.
34:41 - “even for consultants?” hahaha
36:50 - The irony that our killer of the week is a woman who is in pain, feels disfigured, and murders in revenge is so so thick. 
37:18 - “It’s enough to drive anyone insane”.....like the emotional pain that Malcolm is currently suffering from?
38:42 - “The best revenge is letting him live like this.” The moment Malcolm realized that Ainsley was manipulating him. Look at the hurt and fear on his little face. :( 
39:00 - Ugh. I can’t tell who’s manipulating who in this whole Capshaw+Martin relationship but it’s all gross. I swear if they become romantic I will puke. These two are a psychopathic match made in heaven. 
40:08 - I could write essays upon essays about this final scene but I need to sleep. So it’s going into point form without time stamps:
First off - Halston Sage and Tom Payne give us an AMAZING performance in this scene and they deserve an Emmy for it. Seriously. 
Look at how Ainsley walks into the room. She’s self-satisfied. She feels no remorse. She’s pleased that Malcolm has been suffering. 
Look at how utterly empty Malcolm is when he greets Ainsley. This boy is in shock. He’s so deeply hurt and he just had one of his greatest fears confirmed - Ainsley is like Martin. 
“Do you have any idea what you put me through?!?” This. Yes, Malcolm is upset and hurt but there’s a part of me that genuinely thinks this question isn’t rhetorical. There’s a part of me that thinks Malcolm is desperately trying to get Ainsley to admit to feeling remorse so that he can convince himself that his baby sister isn’t gone forever. 
“Do you?” Ainsley is mad. She has a right to be. Malcolm did lie to her. He probably should’ve told her the truth. HOWEVER, if Ainsley was a functional adult - she would’ve just confronted Malcolm about it. She has every right to be pissed but her behaviour has been downright petty, juvenile, and cruel. 
“Underestimated me. For months.” Is this the root of Ainsley’s anger? She mentioned something similar in 1x6 when Jessica and Malcolm tried to stop her from visiting Martin. She resents Jessica and Malcolm for treating her like a child. For trying to protect her from Martin. On one hand, I understand - that’s probably suffocating and frustrating. On the other hand, Ainsley’s acting like a child so....why wouldn’t they treat her like one?
“I have given up everything for you!! I don’t even know who I am anymore.” This breaks me. Malcolm is screaming through tears. He’s so utterly broken (this doesn’t count as a mental breakdown Fedak....you better give me more). Malcolm is rightfully frustrated that Ainsley doesn’t acknowledge that he literally threw out his moral code to protect her. That when this gets out - his relationship with his only real friends since he was 10 years old (JT and Dani) will probably want nothing to do with him. Malcolm probably thinks that Gil will abandon him WHEN the Endicott thing comes out. Malcolm has thrown his fragile mental health down the drain to protect Ainsley. He thinks he’s a monster. Yes. Malcolm made the choice to protect Ainsley. Ainsley doesn’t have to be grateful. She doesn’t have to respect his decision. But acknowledging that his decision was made out of love would sure help. Malcolm wanted to be a good big brother so badly that he threw away his sense of self.
“Protect me? Or control me?” Wow. Okay. I get it. Ainsley feels controlled which is bad for someone who likes being in control. But Malcolm was never trying to control Ainsley. Malcolm was trying to control a situation. Not a person. Is what Malcolm did right? No, lying to Ainsley wasn’t a great choice. But telling her the truth also wasn’t a great choice. He was damned either way. 
“For someone who spent the last few decades trying to recover from being gaslight; it’s ironic how quickly you resorted to it.” Uncalled for. Was Malcolm gaslighting Ainsley? Technically, yes. HOWEVER, one of the main criteria for gaslighting is that the gaslighter is aware that they’re gaslighting someone. I honestly don’t think Malcolm realized he was gaslighting Ainsley - look at his face when she mentions it: he looks heartbroken. BESIDES. How is AINSLEY NOT GASLIGHTING MALCOLM RIGHT NOW?!?! “That’s exactly what Dad would say.” She’s trying to convince Malcolm that he’s just like Martin. She’s made him believe that she murdered a second person. She made him an accomplice to her fake murder. She knowingly continued with this ruse after he came clean and told her the truth. And he was nothing but supportive and protective. Malcolm helped her hide a body. Why is Ainsley playing the victim?! 
Look at the torture on Malcolm’s face right before he apologizes to Ainsley for lying to her. This boy is being gaslight and he doesn’t even realize it. 
FURTHERMORE I DON’T RECALL AINSLEY APOLOGIZING TO MALCOLM FOR MAKING HIM 1) HIDE A BODY, 2) LIE TO THEIR MOM, 3) LIE TO GIL, 4) AN ACCOMPLICE TO A SECOND (FAKE) MURDER, 5) LYING TO MALCOLM ABOUT THE SECOND MURDER. She just says, “Maybe it was a little over the top.” Come on. No. 
“I appreciate that.” SERIOUSLY. Ainsley doesn’t even have the curtesy to say “I’m sorry too.” or “I know you did what you thought was best”?!? Her response feels bitter and angry. She doesn’t forgive Malcolm. She’s still livid despite the fact that her brother is literally breaking apart in front of her. There’s no questioning the genuineness of Malcolm’s apology. That’s sincere pain and remorse. 
This whole scene is super disturbing because Malcolm is on the verge of tears. He’s visibly upset. Yet - Ainsley is channeling a quiet, disassociating anger (similar to what she looked like right before she murdered Endicott). She’s completely consumed by anger. She’s not acting rationally and it’s really disconcerting to watch the contrast between the two siblings. 
“I had to make sure that you were never going to mess with my head again.” .....you know, a functional adult human (hell, even a half-functional adult human) would just verbally confront their sibling about it. They probably wouldn’t fully trust or forgive their sibling right away but they wouldn’t pull a stunt as cruel and malicious as Ainsley just pulled on Malcolm. The problem with Ainsley’s behaviour vs. Malcolm’s is this: Ainsley is intentionally hurting Malcolm out of anger. Ainsley wants revenge. Malcolm reacted out of fear and panic to protect Ainsley. Malcolm just wants to be a good big brother. Neither of them are perfectly in the right but Ainsley is so so so out of line. 
“You need to lighten up. We got away with it.” Ainsley is a serial killer. Say it from the rooftops. This is the first time she’s shown an emotion other than anger/disassociation all episode. Ainsley is happy that they got away with it. Malcolm is crumpling under the guilt and grief but Ainsley is happy. 
“No one does this murder stuff better than us.” Holy shit. I can’t. Malcolm looks so so so heartbroken here. He just realized that his sister is gone forever. AND AINSLEY damn. This girl needs some serious help. She’s going to kill again. She liked it the first time. I bet you she slaughtered the pig just to get her fix. She could’ve boughten the pig’s blood from a butcher shop or something but I bet you she killed the pig herself. And I bet you she liked it.
Hoxley is a flamboyant gay and a cocky profiler. That’s just a fact. 
I can’t. Alan Cummings will always be the villain from Spy Kids to me. I don’t know how I’m going to take Hoxley seriously. 
Yoooooo Endicott’s head is creepy af. 
Damn. This isn’t good. Hoxley is going to ruin Malcolm’s life. I can feel it. 
Okay. I loved this episode. I have a lot of feelings about it (obviously). I’m so bitter that we have to wait until April 13th for the next episode. See you guys next time. If you read this far - thanks for hanging out. 
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i discuss the classification of igneous petrology as you fall asleep during my lecture (PART 1) (ASMR)
Childe/Zhongli, Alternate Universe (read part 2 here) When Childe's younger sister tells him about the volunteer at the library, he does not make the connection between that and his new favorite ASMR YouTuber, Rex Lapis.
Childe has a very effective method of getting through college. His little sister, who’s caught him making coffee at three in the morning on more than one occasion the past week alone, would beg to differ. 
“You’re the best older brother,” she starts off, and he’s sure she’s trying to convince herself more than him at this point, “but you need to fix your sleeping habits.” Then, because she’s his little sister, she’d flash him a smile and pat his shoulder reassuringly.
(The comment is not lost on him though. He understands his sleeping situation will eventually wear him down if it hadn’t already, but he believes if he’ll drink a coffee every morning and a Monster every night, he’ll get through three days. By the third day, he’ll hardly be coherent but that doesn’t matter because he’ll conk out for the next twelve hours and then repeat.)
“Don’t worry, Tonia,” he says, trying to sound as reassuring as possible as he contemplates whether it’s worth it or not to swallow a pill of 5-hour energy with his morning coffee. “Once break ends, I’ll get back to normal.”
“You said that six seasons ago.”
Childe frowns, trying to remember if his sleeping schedule was this dysfunctional last year. “Huh?”
“The Walking Dead seasons,” Tonia clarifies, as if she’s not twelve years old and the show is for grown adults. He thinks. He hasn’t checked Commonsensemedia ever since La Signora labeled him as a “helicopter parent” and his Netflix tab has been playing How to Get Away with Murder as background noise for the past few weeks.
Isn’t it a show about zombies though? Tonia’s sheepish smile tells it all, because it’s the same exact guilty look he had when he got caught red-handed as a kid.
(Once he remembers later, Childe promises himself, he’ll check out The Walking Dead.)
“Oh. Well. I have a lot of shows to catch up on, you know. Not to mention a ton of my professors gave me reading for over the break.”
A half lie. They did give him a lot of reading because each professor assumed that their classes were his only one, and with seven days left, he still has a textbook worth of reading to go through. But there are no shows that Childe would sacrifice his precious sleep for. As a matter of fact, he would love to sleep. He’s spent the majority of his classes back in high school sleeping and faking attention, saving his grade at the last minute — it was quite the extreme sport really, if he says so himself.
Whenever he tries to sleep recently, his thoughts run at several hundred miles per hour, and he spends several hours staring at the ceiling before succumbing to the computer at his desk and watching trashy movies. At this point, he must have gone through the entire romance comedy list on Netflix. (Not a proud point in his life but if anybody ever wanted him to give a list of best to worst romance comedy movies, he now has one.)
Tonia, on the other hand, isn’t incredibly convinced.
Admittedly, the excuse was lame. Also, he can’t easily lie to his little sister, who’s far shrewder than he takes her for at times.
“You never start your reading in advance. You like to speed read it right before your class or watch a five-minute video on the chapters while your teachers take attendance. But that’s… uh, ‘a bad work ethic.’” Tonia looks immensely proud of herself as she says this, finishing it off with, “Zhongli told me that.”
“Zhongli?” he repeats, trying to remember if that’s one of her classmates or some stranger that’s hoping to kidnap his sister.
“The guy that volunteers at the library sometimes. He recommended me a loot of good books to read, but he talks like an old man.”
“How old?” Childe can tell she’s enjoying this — talking about her new friend at the library that he’ll probably have to run a background check on.
“Like he’s in his sixties or something. But he looks… actually, he looks your age! And he’s a student too. I told him all about you.”
Well, that doesn’t sound very reassuring coming from the mouth of a twelve-year-old. He’s not sure if that translates to his social security number, his current dilemma, or just that he’s her older brother.
“Like all of the stories you told me when I was a kid. And then when Lumine came to pick me up, she stayed to show him pictures of you too.”
“Of course she did,” he mumbles, ruffling her hair. One of these days he’s going to move without telling his classmates and the twins won’t enter his apartment unannounced. (But Tonia adores their company and the stories they tell her far too much for him to actually do it. But that doesn’t mean he’s above making threats when they tell his little sister about the bet he made about white-out and how it could dye hair. The jury is still out on this one.) “She’s just mad because I get away with it and she doesn’t. But don’t do it yourself. It’s a bad habit,” he adds, remembering that he should at least try to be a good influence on his younger sister when he can.
“Okaaay,” she says unconvincingly, before shaking her hair and running off to her room with lunch he prepared for her.
Watching her close the door and no doubt continue her binge of The Walking Dead, he takes out his phone and texts Lumine.
 Childe
12:35
ur a horrible influence on tonia
 Childe
12:35
and whos this ZHONGLI
 Childe
12:35
also is twd appropriate for 12 y/os
 Twin 1
12:37
a normal person would say hi
 Twin 1
12:37
also 1. me n aether watched it when we were 12 so probably and 2. some guy at the library that also goes to our school
 Well. At least he’s somebody they know. But The Walking Dead?
 Childe
12:38
thats not very convincing
 Childe
12:38
also dont ppl DIE? get BITTEN???? what if she gets nightmares
 Twin 1
12:39
isnt she 12 r u telling me u weren’t watching R rated movies at 12
 Childe
12:42
thats very different from a 10 season long show that is hailed as “one of the greatest horror shows in history” and “paved the way for post-apocalyptic horror”
 Twin 1
12:42
well if she has trouble sleeping she could always watch asmr. that helps me during midterms idk
 Childe
12:42
whats asmr
 Childe
12:43
asking for my sister btw
 Twin 1
12:44
A feeling of well-being combined with a tingling sensation in the scalp and down the back of the neck, as experienced by some people in response to a specific gentle stimulus, often a particular sound.
 Childe
12:45
wtf?
 Twin 1
12:45
people on the internet make random sounds or just talk into a mic n its supposed to be very relaxing. how have u never found out abt this?????
 Childe
12:45
idk the only thing on my youtube recommended r greatest stunts and chapter review videos
 Twin 1
12:47
… makes sense
 Twin 1
12:47
check out rex lapis’ channel he looks like ur type
 Childe
12:48
i thought we were talking about my sister????
 Twin 1
12:50
[message screenshots.jpg]
 Twin 1
12:50
ya she told me everything
 Twin 1
12:50
have fun i need to convince aether to not commit arson bc of his TA
 Childe
12:51
hope he does it
He opens his Youtube app, typing in Rex Lapis and expecting Lumine’s suggestion to be a joke. Despite them being friends for nearly two years now, she’s never made any indication of knowing his type. And he’s sure he’s never been that vocal about it either, only shooting appreciative looks at history majors and paying more attention than necessary to the TA for ‘Tradition of Justice and Law.’ (It’s unfortunate that those short-term crushes never led to anything, but maybe that’s for the better seeing that Childe has never understood the appeal of relationships.)
It is an ASMR channel, judging by the ASMR playlist he finds as he scrolls through the account. The icon shows no face — only a microphone — which leaves him skeptical. Most of the video titles belong in a petrology lecture as well, which makes him even more convinced that it’s a joke. He finds a few readings of ancient literature and decides to pick ‘I discuss the classification of igneous petrology as you fall asleep during my lecture (PART 1) (ASMR)’ because that’s exactly what he needs. (Not the very moment — but ten hours later when he’s in the bed memorizing the pattern of his ceiling wondering why he stole from his fifth grade teacher’s candy jar during lunch.)
When Childe opens the video, he damn near gasps.
The man in the video is exactly his type. His eyes are a soft amber color, framed with long lashes, and it’s almost enough for him to lose his dignity and message Lumine a long thank you text about how she is always right and he’ll pay for her coffee for the following week.  He smiles at the screen, albeit a little sheepishly, dark hair framing his face with a long ponytail that Childe can’t see the end of. On his right ear, there are a pair of earrings with a single feather that brush against his neck when he moves his head.
Even before he speaks, Childe is mesmerized, sure he’ll already memorize his features from the curve of his nose to the way he tilts his head, displaying the expanse of his neck.
Really — he reminds him of actors in historical dramas, the way he sits regally, and how he speaks. His voice is low and slow as he adopts a careful manner of speaking, leaning into the mic.
“I’m Rex Lapis, and I’ll be discussing igneous petrology today, which is part one in a three-part petrology series. I apologize in advance, seeing that my knowledge is limited compared to many petrologists out there but my friend Venti said that many of my viewers are here for my voice, so I’m very excited to start today’s video.”
Holy shit.
For the following week, Childe learns less about petrology, the philosophy of economics, and historical revisionism concerning matters of war and more about Rex Lapis, who is not in love with his voice but often finds himself in the middle of long tangents without explanations. His favorite book series is the Legend of the Lone Sword, which he says he’ll look forward to reading out loud for the channel. (Childe replays that part of the video again and again, captivated by his excitement as he mindlessly taps the mic while he speaks, his tangent cutting off mid-word — as it usually does, much to his dismay.)
His guilty obsession is not lost on Tonia, who realizes that instead of drinking Monster every night he’s been engrossed in his phone completely, often not noticing her or when the water starts bubbling. But because his sleeping schedule has been alleviated, she says nothing until Lumine comes over as she always does, not forgetting their weekly schedule of watching trashy movies while leeching off of Childe’s food.
Because he doesn’t trust the twins with the kitchen — even if they can cook — she instead spends her time sitting next to Tonia and spreading more of her anti-Childe propaganda while they wait. This usually involves Tonia occasionally calling out Childe’s name and asking, “Is that true?” or “Did you really do that?”
This time is different though.
Worried that Lumine finally decided to show Tonia a video of last semester’s presentation, he leans over, looking at the computer screen.
And he’s wrong. Unfortunately. Maybe it should’ve been his presentation because even if he botched it and accidentally projected his work process — screaming notes and all — to the class instead of his actual presentation, it would’ve been better than the two of them watching one of Rex Lapis’ videos together.
The ‘I read Erosion: Essays of Undoing to you as it rains outside’ video, to be specific, which is where Rex Lapis is embarrassed by Venti mid video when asked if this was his idea of a date with a lover. (And then it ends with Rex Lapis asking for video suggestions from the commentors, his face still flushed from the previous comments.)
Oh God — oh fuck.
“So he is your type,” Lumine says, her expression a bit too smug for his liking. Tonia looks half awake, scrolling through articles as the video plays, more interested in ‘Top 10 Glenn Rhee Moments’ than Childe’s crush. Her expression is a bit guilty as she does so — she’s biting her lip and avoiding his gaze, but he assumes that it’s just because they went through his YouTube history.
“I can neither confirm nor deny that statement,” he retorts, but the YouTube history she pulls up once Tonia hands the computer over to her says it all. (It’s quite mortifying, really — even Tonia is giving him a look, but it’s not as bad as Lumine’s shit eating grin.)
“Well… he does have a nice voice,” Childe finally says, thinking that perfectly encompasses his most recent obsession. Because he does have a nice voice — it’s soothing and speaks to him without really speaking to him directly. (The good looks are a bonus, he assures himself. A fantastic bonus, but a bonus nonetheless.)
“He does,” Tonia confirms, smiling toothily up at him, and he resists the urge to ruffle her hair with Lumine staring at him so skeptically. “But I don’t understand much of what he’s saying. He — heh — talks like an old man.”
“Don’t worry, Tonia, your brother likes him because he’s attractive,” Lumine informs her, now fast forwarding on one of Rex Lapis’ videos. “Did you know that he lives nearby?”
“Huh?”
The knife he’s holding clatters to the floor, and the two look down and back up at him with— hold on, why does it feel like they’re in on a secret he doesn’t know about?
“Yeah, he’s working on his grad thesis I think… Aether told me it was about something on history,” she muses. “That’s why I recommended his channel to you. He’s a bit of a celebrity in his department.” Childe’s sure his jaw dropped now, trying to maintain his facial expression as he takes out a new knife to chop up the onions.
“Really,” he tries to say as calmly as possible, wondering how he should accompany Aether to his lectures without trying to seem as obvious as possible. His voice is a bit shaky he realizes but he can’t quite make the connection between Rex Lapis and actual graduate student that goes to his university.
“Yeah, actually…” Lumine is definitely pretending to think now, enjoying this far too much. “He—”
“It’s Zhongli!” his little sister yells excitedly, practically jumping up and down at this point as if she won the lottery. “Zhongli runs an ASMR channel and he talks just like that in real life! Right, Lumine?”
“Yeah.”
Childe sighs, holding a hand up to his face. The realization that he’s been obsessed with the same guy that hears about every stupid thing he did secondhand is way too much — and the fact that he’s been listening to his voice every night before he went to bed the past week is way too much. He’s sure his face is redder than before judging by the amused expressions on Lumine’s and Tonia’s faces — really, they’re mirror images of each other right now.
Not for the first time, Childe swears to himself that he’ll never let her into his apartment without signing a contract ever again.
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thrumples · 5 years
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SPN S15 Live-blogging: Episode 1
spoilers under the cut
- i’m only on the intro. what the FUCK is up with this editing?? - it’s just zooming in on people’s faces with this fuckin wack song playing in the bg - this makes the s14 finale look like a joke - ok here we actually go - 1:49– it opens on jack’s burnt out eyes that’s fucking disgusting - 1:55– im sorry i really can’t take this seriously with this song asfkskskshsdhskskjlsh - 2:40– bro wtf how strong is cas?? he just Yoinked jack’s body up off the ground with like no effort - man i. i really can’t take this shit seriously with this song - 3:13– ok we finally got to the intro. i actually kinda like this title card, it’s very glowy - 3:30– askfhsks these zombies are just. Striding right up to the crypt door. no dramatic stumbling or anything they’re literally just walking. they are making some neat zombie noises tho - i miss when this show used to be good - 4:27– i forgot to turn my subtitles on until now and then was smacked in the face with “cass” - 5:31– what is up with this random camera zooming - 5:54– dean stop shouting - i got so used to the wonderful writing of good omens that i got kinda knocked off my feet here with how much this show has gone downhill - 7:02– WOAH HANG ON HANG HANG ON JACK WTF ARE YOU DOING - “hello!” BRUH IM LOSING IT - he’s a DEMOn AKDHAJSGSNSISGAKHSKBSKH - 8:01– “my name is Belphegor” bruh WHAT is going ON - “you’re an abomination with that stupid dumb trench coat” he’s not wrong the olive green makes him look terrible - 8:35– those sunglasses, i can’t take him seriously in those sunglasses man - 9:50– *angrily* “we are not twinsies” i really didn’t think i’d hear cas say that - bel looks like he just came back from the area 51 raid - 11:10– oh they’re all dead! fun - 11:38– bruh that transition i can’t even deal with this goddamn show anymore - 11:52– this is not how regular teenage girls talk to each other - 11:56– tHats not how cellphones work either - 12:16– “divorce is awesome” - 12:43– when did this show start getting worse? i think it was season 6 - it certainly keeps getting even worse - i feel like i’m watching riverdale - also what’s up with all these disney ads - 13:48– the subtitles call him Bel and since i can’t remember or pronounce his actual name that’s the only way i’m gonna refer to him from now on - 14:42– ooh! red paint! - 14:48– whoever is in charge of the music for this show should be fired - 15:22– AW HELL YEAH WOMAN IN WHITE WE GOIN BACK TO THE PILOT EPISODE BABEY - 15:46– why does jared constantly look like he’s about to start crying - 16:17– that is a BIG ASS GARAGE - 17:00– i feel like that kid should be freaking out a whole lot more than she actually is - like she’s just kinda crying, if i was in that situation i would be curled up in a ball on the floor screeching - 17:31– this feels like a car ad - 17:45– sir please stop snarling you’re making me uncomfortable - also is he wearing a sock on his head? - 18:25– well fuck that i guess we don’t get to see what happens - 18:54– crowley jr - 19:53– can bel, like,,,, see? he doesn’t have eyes but he saw dean put the gun away,,, - 20:10– “so people are like, crazy good-looking now, huh?” bel you’ve just become my new fav demon - 20:19– dean that was the exact same reaction i had - 20:46– is bel bi - 21:15– “he was our kid” - idek what i wanted to write for that i just wanted to put that down - 21:53– yknow sam most people don’t like it when you just. open their doors and come in with a shotgun - also why are these people leaving their doors unlocked - 22:07– these houses are extremely cookie-cutter, they have the same furniture and everything - also wtf is up with these random pulsating noises i can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a heartbeat or not - 22:37– oh look more red paint - wait is this the house with the sockhead clown? - 23:04– so the ghosts just kinda. only showed up in this one specific town huh - don’t some of them have relics that they’re supposed to be attached to? - also this is completely off track but uhh WHO REMEMBERS THAT GHOST FROM SEASON 1 THAT THEY TRAPPED IN THE SEWER BUT NEVER KILLED?? BC THAT MF IS STILL FUCKIN THERE - 23:22– bloody mary just looks like she’s wearing a shitty Party City costume - 23:53– bruh how did those two get up onto that shelf in the time before the clown got into the garage?? - also how long have they been up there?????? - OH SHIT THE CLOWN i definitely didn’t see this coming - /s - 24:36– oh shit sam actually got cut - also quit singing dude you’re off-key - 24:47– AYY CAS COMIN IN TO SAVE SAM’S ASS - hang on my subtitles stopped working - 25:22– “move your exquisite ass Please” - 25:45– oh we got s4 references - 26:30– “wait every door? even the cage?” WHAT - WAIT HANG ON - THAT MEANS - ADAM!!!!!! - 27:07– alright cas i’m pretty sure you just completely shifted this woman’s spirituality - 27:30– sam you can’t just talk about shooting god in front of other people - 28:00– uhhhh eXcuse mE was that DEMON SAMMY - sam: receives a mortal wound that contains properties he’s never seen before - also sam: “i’m fine” - 28:43– oh no something’s about to happen to this poor sheriff - 28:48– I HATE IT WHEN IM RIGHT - 29:27– goddamnit what is up with these stupid pulsating noises?? - bel: sees dead body - bel: “cool” - also i’ve gotten the same migrane medication ad like three times while watching this - 30:05– i guess you could technically call this town a ghost town now - 30:54– lmao that throw looked Super fuckin fake - 31:01– *menacingly shimmies toward ghost with shotgun* - 31:03– “it’s okay, it’s just one ghost” how do i know that something’s gonna grab that kid and drag her right into that pond - 31:26– ASJSHSKHJSYBKSJSK cas just looks so pissed off about being shot - 31:40– local demon thinks he can deter a spirit by saying “bad ghost” - 32:16– well technically i was wrong and right bc something came out of the pond but it grabbed the mom - also is this kid okay? - 32:36– bel says “anime” - 34:14– hey sam maybe you should check how many shotgun shells you have left before you try to take on 4 ghosts at once - better yet why don’t you RUN OVER THE LINE WHERE THEY CAN’T KILL YOU - 35:02– ghost: *screams in sam’s face bc it’s mad that it’s stuck* - sam: “shut up” - my video quality just hella dropped in the middle of an ad break i hope this doesn’t last - nvm it’s cause i’m on the wrong internet lmao hang on a sec - 36:23– why does no one let cas do anything - 36:38– are they about to kiss - 36:45– nope dean just wanted to be a dick - bel says what we’re all thinking - 37:48– can we like. make sam get an x-ray or something to see if the bullet is still in his arm - 37:58– dean you are spilling that disinfectant All over the car trunk - 39:04– dean’s getting existential - 39:52– sam: “for the first time, it’s just us” - cas: do i look like a joke to you - also i think my subtitles are broken - 40:46– AYY MORE PILOT FLASHBACKS
final thoughts: that was,,, kind of a lot better than i thought it would be? the first ten minutes were kinda shit but then Bel showed up and absolutely made my day
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secondscratch17 · 5 years
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weird asks that say a lot
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? All of them. I drink tea in coffee mugs and teacups. I love drinking wine. I like that I can recycle soda cans
2. chocolate bars or lollipops? chocolate
3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum if the flavor lasts long
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? the stereotypical quiet, obedient, smart, goody-two-shoes kid
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? somehow I like the aesthetic from soda bottles
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? hONESTLY I can dO ALL OF THE ABOVE in the span of days. Went to work one day wearing beach-y clothes for spirit day. Returned to pick up a friend to go see a metal concert in VERY metal concert attire. I own short, sweet summery floral dresses and gothic dresses, too
7. earbuds or headphones? Earbuds, they allow me to be more mobile
8. movies or tv shows? movies
9. favorite smell in the summer? Fresh cut grass. The smell of the ocean. Churros at the fair
10. game you were best at in p.e.? Soccer, obvs. Somehow would always last until the end of the game in dodgeball tho because I was small and no one could hit me
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Cereal
12. name of your favorite playlist? Don’t have one. 
13. lanyard or key ring?  Key ring
14. favorite non-chocolate candy? Smarties!
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? I remember re-reading Holes over and over just to make my book reports easier since I knew the boo so well. The Kite Runner was phenomenal and unforgettable
16. most comfortable position to sit in? idk?? I really can’t sit still in one position for too long
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? Currently my hiking/outdoorsy shoes. Also my black Nikes that I play pickup in and wear to the gym
18. ideal weather? Sunny and 65. Maybe one or two clouds. The tiniest of faint breezes to cool me down. 
19. sleeping position? Any I can get into and fall asleep in quickly
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Laptop. I can edit easier.
21. obsession from childhood? Probably any cheesy show on Animal Planet. The Most Extreme, Meerkat Manor, Big Cat Diary, etc
22. role model? I have a lot of different ones. Role models for athletics, role models for career and ambition choices, artistic role models...can’t pick just one
23. strange habits? Spelling words with the tips of my fingers
24. favorite crystal? Aquamarine
25. first song you remember hearing? how in the FUCK am I supposed to remember that. I do remember my parents playing The Beatles for me when I was a toddler
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Soccer! (futbol) 
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Sledding, making hot chocolate, or playing indoor soccer haha
28. five songs to describe you? Who I am Hates Who I’ve Been by Relient K, Proud by the Icarus Account, Land of the Dead by Voltaire, Always Leaving by Mayday Parade, Wavin’ Flag by K’naan
29. best way to bond with you? Listening to my favorite music with me or watching the US Women’s national soccer team with me
30. places that you find sacred? Belfast, Maine. Gold Camp Road. Newport Beach
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Tight jeans with holes in them, fishnets, and a crop top
32. top five favorite vines? Vines still exist?
33. most used phrase in your phone? “tbh”
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? O O O O REILLYYYYYY’S autoparts
35. average time you fall asleep? around 9
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? I don’t remember
37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase
38. lemonade or tea? Is it warm outside? Lemonade. Is it cold outside? tea
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? PIE!
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Zombie hunting or my professor cutting lab a half an hour short to go look at some Cedar waxwings
41. last person you texted? I think it was Robert
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Pants pockets
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Jean jacket
44. favorite scent for soap? Anything fruity
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy. It depends on how good the sci-fi movie is
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? as little as possible lmao
47. favorite type of cheese? Parmesan
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? A raspberry
49. what saying or quote do you live by? A great amount of good is always evened out by a great amount of bad
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Honestly Daniel knew how to make me laugh better than anyone. There are a couple of memories with him that I don’t remember entirely but I know that I ended up cry-laughing so hard that my head hurt. There was a time during my orientation camping trip when a bunch of us were playing ultimate Frisbee, and Jesse went to catch the frisbee in the most perfectly lateral horizontal position and the expression of focus just frozen on his face had me laughing so hard that I couldn’t see
51. current stresses? Sam. Jobs that I can apply for starting in May of 2020. Sam. STUDENT LOANS. Bills. Car payments. Wondering how fucked up my car has gotten since I’ve lived here on this ranch. Sam. 
52. favorite font? Anything that looks fancy and sarcastic
53. what is the current state of your hands? Need to be washed. 
54. what did you learn from your first job? The world is cruel and bad things happen without warning
55. favorite fairy tale? Uh....the Pied Piper?
56. favorite tradition? when my family visits for Christmas, eating lots of traditional Chinese food with them
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Heartbreak. Staggering rejection from the field I majored in. Probably a lot of body image struggles in there as well
58. four talents you’re proud of having? Writing, futbol, adaptability, flexibility. I think the last two are just traits but I don’t have a lot of talents I can invest in
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Let’s make like a baby and head out
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? No idea
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Though we are far apart, our spirits share the same earth and the same sky
62. seven characters you relate to? Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit, Data from The Goonies, Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter, Eliza Thornberry from The Wild Thornberries, Raven from Teen Titans, Isaac from Teen Wolf
63. five songs that would play in your club? ANYTHING by Within Temptation. I wouldn’t be a good club owner. The catchy and pump-up songs from Hamilton.
64. favorite website from your childhood? Wasn’t allowed much computer time. I was allowed to visit educational sites and occasionally the Disney site
65. any permanent scars? some self-harm scars. Probably the one on my right leg that I got from CO parks and wildlife. I stepped on a barbed wire fence that had been plastered to the ground, but the metal sprang up when I stepped on it and ripped through my skin
66. favorite flower(s)? Plumerias
67. good luck charms? I’m not sure if I have any. 
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? earthworm flavor from Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? uh...Something about not being able to spray silly string on Halloween in Hollywood
70. left or right handed? Right handed
71. least favorite pattern? wtf
72. worst subject? anything math related, I really struggled in GIS.
73. favorite weird flavor combo? I...have no idea
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 2. I’m a baby
75. when did you lose your first tooth? I was 6
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? chips and fries
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? a succulent
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? sushi from a grocery store, the quality can surprise you
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? Both are terrible
80. earth tones or jewel tones? Jewel tones
81. fireflies or lightning bugs? I hate bugs
82. pc or console? PC
83. writing or drawing? Writing, I’m terrible at drawing
84. podcasts or talk radio? Not into either
84. barbie or polly pocket? I had both
85. fairy tales or mythology? God!!!! Like hearing about both but mythology I guess
86. cookies or cupcakes? Cookies
87. your greatest fear? Being forgotten. I also have a terrible, horrible fear of drowning
88. your greatest wish? In the times I’ve struggled I often find myself wishing for peace. Not only for myself, but for others to easily feel peace with everyone else
89. who would you put before everyone else? Sierra
90. luckiest mistake? Mistake? There’s been lucky accidents but I don’t think any of my mistakes have been lucky
91. boxes or bags? It depends on what I’m packing and where I’m going
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Sunlight
93. nicknames? T, Tear, Tear-tear, T-Dog, Miss T..a few of my recent favorites from soccer: Ronaldinha and Thierry Chun
94. favorite season? Fall! Shit, especially in New England
95. favorite app on your phone? I don’t know
96. desktop background? A picture of a simple dock leading out to sea
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? My parents’ and brother’s
98. favorite historical era? Victorian era, for sure
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angelhummel · 5 years
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5x04
Recap guy voice: Jake and Marley have found true love so you know that’s gonna last!! Umm rude. Also no bc the writers don’t know how to have a relationship without cheating so bleh
I’ve said it before but my favorite parts of the show are when they’re just sitting around acting like fools and the dialogue hasn’t started yet. Blaine and Artie doing the little finger wave thing at the piano? Adorable 
I’m glad Tina has some sense and knows Kurt was the biggest Gaga at that school 
“Is there a third option?” Honestly this is so silly omg. But good silly honestly 
Also ugh I’m sad that they didn’t have a full Gaga episode. Like she had half a dozen albums out at that point with like a million different styles of music she used. They could’ve done a whole ep. You don’t have to split Gaga with Kiss or Katy, trust 
“Adam kicked me out of the Adam’s Apples when he heard I was engaged” aww there’s that boyfriend that’s so much sweeter and softer and more considerate than Blaine :) 
“Finn wouldn’t want you sitting on the sidelines while life passes you by” isn’t that exactly what she has to tell him in like three episodes? 
“What about you, babe?” Realistically I know Dani is the lesbian Adam but I still love her and she’s cute as long as we ignore the biphobia oops 
Penny: And if this homemade dark mark doesn’t convince you...
TRUE JACKSON VP
Oh my god I remember someone describing Blaine in a red polo as a cupcake and then in this polo with the decorations he was “a cupcake with sprinkles” and he’s wearing it when Sam says “I like sweet things too” he’s talking about cupcake sprinkles Blaine
So that’s two episodes in a row where Kurt and Santana coordinate outfits. Could they be any cuter?? 
Sorry Kurt, I love you, but the Apocalypsticks is a phenomenal name 
ADAM! The good Adam. I love him. He was criminally underused 
“It’s a little Project Runway. Season six” oh Kurt your jabs give me life 
I would literally die for Lady Gaga but AL’s version of Marry the Night is just like... perfect
This is why I wish Klaine didn’t get back together for a while. Bc how could Kurt not wanna jump on that???
I hate Bree but her in this caution tape outfit... I mean I’m only human 
Oh my god Marley getting all excited over the Julie Andrews film tribute?? Someone tell me how on earth she could be anything but Kurt’s (and Blaine’s) child??? 
How can Marley afford to go to the movies and Breadstix every weekend anyway lmao. She broke
“Former teen stripper” honey don’t make me keep thinking about that...
Omg why does Marley look so starstruck when Sam says Penny will be attending the show?? She’s so cute 
“...Lady Gaga?” “Who?!” I love Becky sometimes 
I love Rachel’s more mature s4-5 wardrobe but this polka dot sweater... Honey. No.
Is Mr. Schuester pretending to teach? Awkward 
“Let’s reenact a live birth on stage!” Sorry Unique that’s not for another four episodes 
PENIS FLY TRAP how can anyone not love Unique omg 
I fucking love the guys’ Gaga costumes but I would straight up trade my first born child to see Kurt in that white corset get up Ryder is wearing 
And here’s my fave part of the show, where Mr. Schuester suspends Marley for not wearing a seashell bikini (: 
“I can be whoever you want” omg why don’t more people ship Kelliott?? Short answer, they just like hating Blaine and don’t actually care about who meshes well with Kurt 
“Lady Gaga is too dark for me” oh my god these people 
Sorry but Wide Awake is literally like musical ambien. They sound great but at what cost??? 
I also lowkey ship Blaine and Jake. I mean look at those big moon eyes from Blaine when Jake is singing. I can’t 
Omg Jake kissed Marley’s forehead. Cute. Why why why does what’s about to happen have to happen???
Areola 51 Santana oh my god I love you
I kind of love that Rachel takes a whole ass backseat in this episode. It’s about damn time 
“Gaga and Katy push each other to try harder, to get better, to be bolder!” Remember when the legendary Bob the Drag Queen was like “Is Beyonce worried about Britney?” That’s Gaga about Katy lmao
All these costumes are amazing but Tina and Kitty especially... oh my god. 
“That was BS. Before Sue”. Okay but Sue is right though. Dress code is a thing that exists lol 
I don’t like this song and wtf is this jerky movement down the halls but ugh. Everyone looks so good. I can’t stay mad
And now the loincloths and leopard bras. This show really gets me 
And another event (this time forming a band and performing together) that revolves around Kurt and he doesn’t get a single solo line in a song :) 
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kuliru · 5 years
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(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?
Don’t have a closet. I’m poor
(2) Do You Have Freckles?
I’m Asian. Does that answer the question?
(3) Can You Whistle?
Sadly not
(4) Last Song You Listened To.
Awaken - Stray Kids. Stan them or fat 🤬
(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?
Currently dirty yellow green
(6) Relationship Status.
Taken by at least 150 boys that do not exist
(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?
28°C. This is considered VERY low here. Normally it’s a fucking oven in here — 33°C
(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?
I have never woken up peaceful in my entire life
(9) How Many Followers?
381
(10) Zodiac Sign.
The sexual position. Cancer ♋️ 💛
(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?
💩
(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?
I’m not 6 🤬
(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?
Stopped ever since I became a teen #puberty
(14) What Books Are You Reading?
I only read manga
(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.
I want to die
(16) Favourite Anime?
HUNTER X HUNTER BITCH
(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?
Crying? What’s that?
(18) Do You Collect Anything?
Screenshots. Specifically shirtless anime boys 💦🥵
(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?
I starve myself #RoadToAnorexia
(20) Do You Dance In The Car?
Only on my dad’s yacht and private jet
(21) Favourite Animal?
Me
(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?
Only Hentai
(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?
0230
(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?
No
(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?
Hate swimming. I get tan so easily. I’d die for pale skin
(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?
Mine obviously is this even a question
(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?
Tap. Because it might not be clean and I can get sick and not live as long cause I hate living and want to die
(28) What Makes You Happy?
Hentai. Next.
(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.
Tumblr media
(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?
Study? What’s that?
(31) Dogs Or Cats?
Both. But I like dogs slightly more ...
(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?
Only the wrapper cause I’m not straight
(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.
Hentai
(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?
Cum
(35) Do You Believe In Magic?
No lemao
(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?
Naked rn
(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?
Sadly
(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?
ALWAYS SPEND IT THE MOMENT I RECEIVE IT 🤮 sucks to be rich
(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?
Pussy flesh
(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?
Sadly not
(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?
Sadly not. But I’ve caught lizards and moths call me Steve Irwin
(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?
Surprisingly no
(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?
Very.
(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?
I’m neutral about them. But one time. I was sick and rode on an airplane. MY EARS WERE FUCKING DYING. IT FELT LIKE MY EARDRUMS WERE BEING STABBED AND THE KNIFE WAS STUCK THERE and EVERYTHING HURT. Thank god the flight was only an hour. Cause the next one I had was 14 hours and by then my cold was gone
(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.
Your Name obviously. Oh and also the sad WW2 movies from Studio Ghibli
(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?
None ew.
(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?
N C FUCKNG T BITCHES
(48) Are You A Picky Eater?
Surprisingly not
(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?
FUCKING. I need at least 10 hours of sleep or else I can’t get through the day
(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?
Neither
(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?
Read manga, which, are Japanese mangoes for those of you uncultured swines
(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?
Only moaning. Next question
(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?
None I have servants for a reason
(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?
Crown by TXT my phone knows me so well <3
(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)
It’s always summer here #BoringWeatherMuch
(56) What Are You Craving Right Now?
Cock
(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.
Tumblr media
(58) What Is Your Gender?
Unspecified. Ok but fr female
(59) Coffee Or Tea?
T
(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?
Never had homework ever since Oct 2018. It’s Mar 2019 now lol
(61) What Is Your Sexuality?
Straight as FUCK
(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?
Look at question 53 cunt
(63) Favourite Pokemon?
You
(64) Favourite Social Media?
Tied between ig and tumblr. Wait no. Tumblr
(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?
Better than sc ngl although sc started it
(66) Do You Get Homesick?
Nope
(67) Are You A Virgin?
You’re asking one rn good job
(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?
This is so weird.. even I don’t know... and I’ve been using the same product for months.. wait I’ve recalled it now. Both are dove
(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?
Car for free duh
(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?
Parents? What’s that?
(71) Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?
Seeing 5 ft apart on Friday what I have a life????
(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?
Only sex sike
(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?
Fuck I don’t have one and can’t come up with one.. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh... when Kakashi said you’re more than scum if you leave your friends behind. Cried like a bitch
(74)  What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?
White
(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?
Duh who hasn’t
(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
Air
(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?
What am I.. 11?
(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?
No. Herpes
(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
No but I’ve been on it gay
(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
WHO HASN’T WTF
(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?
No. Hate socialising. I only need my body pillows in life
(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.
Nope but I wear a dog leash
(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?
Agap
(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?
1. Starved 2. Shat 3. Do this
(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?
Nothing. I can’t afford clothes
(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.
I don’t need beauty products when I’m already a beauty myself
(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?
Night
(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.
Lazy. But my absolute fave is walking dead
(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.
My mom left and she said to never answer the door and someone knocked on the door. She was standing there with demonic eyes and I was like “lmao”. Then I left that ‘person’ at the door and she kept scratching and banging the door that I went to the peephole again and it transformed to a bald man. He then started writing me a birthday card when my birthday is literally 3 months away and wishing me the best in life.
(90) Favourite Soda Drink?
I’m vegan
(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?
Giant tortoises mating
(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?
Gowns
(93) How Do You Look Right Now?
Born hideous lmao
(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.
Hentai jfc how many times must I repeat myself
(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?
A tattoo of your math grade <3
(96) Favourite YouTuber?
Ondo. Love that bitch
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yeoldontknow · 6 years
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Author’s Note: merry christmas @kpopandlock <3 i love you and i hope you enjoy your gift <3 this takes place in the Did You See universe and is an update to jongin’s story. ~you do not need to read each story to understand this one. Pairing: Jongin x Reader (oc;female) Summary: In early December, Jongin plans a date night for you. What started as plans for dinner quickly becomes a night full of surprises; what started as plans for dinner, quickly becomes the start of the rest of your life.  Genre: fluff Rating: PG Word Count: 3,974
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FiaNini sent a Link FiaNini[3:22 PM]: reservations made! FiaNini[3:22 PM]: we have a table reserved for 7 Y/N[3:26 PM]: !! Y/N[3:26 PM]: im so excited i haven't been there in 170000 years FiaNini[3:28 PM]: lord FiaNini[3:29 PM]: you're spending FAR too much time with yeol
Y/N[3:41 PM]: i only sent 2 !! Y/N[3:43 PM] - Message sent with Fireworks: WOULD YOU RATHER I DO THIS FiaNini[3:44 PM]: oh wow FiaNini[3:45 PM]: i love how long it took you to find the screen effects FiaNini[3:45 PM]: i thought you were typing a novel Y/N[3:46 PM]: i know :c Y/N[3:46 PM]: im ancient Y/N[3:47 PM]: so should i meet you at the place at 6.45? i can stay later at work and prep for the meeting tomorrow FiaNini[3:49 PM]: no actually can you meet me at 6.15 somewhere FiaNini[3:50 PM]: i need to pick something up first and want your opinion Y/N[3:51 PM]: oh is it that ted baker scarf you wanted? Y/N[3:52 PM]: i still stand by my opinion Y/N[3:52 PM]: burgundy brings out your eyes FiaNini[3:54 PM]: you're still on about the scarf? Y/N[3:55 PM]: YES FiaNini[3:55 PM]: it is not about the scarf Y/N[3:56 PM]: goddammit FiaNini[3:56 PM]: it's better than a scarf Y/N[3:56 PM]: ARE WE FINALLY GETTING SILK SHEETS FiaNini[3:57 PM]: what no Y/N[3:57 PM]: and why not?? Y/N[3:58 PM]: im trying to elevate our life Y/N[4:01 PM]: jongin Y/N[4:03 PM]: my love Y/N[4:05 PM]: my heart Y/N[4:09 PM]: king of pajamas Y/N[4:13 PM]: prince of chicken FiaNini[4:15 PM]: sorry for pulled into a meeting FiaNini[4:15 PM]: prince of chicken?? lmao Y/N[4:16 PM] - Sent with Gentle Effect: *whispers* silk sheets FiaNini[4:17 PM]: omfg lmao Y/N[4:17 PM]: how long were these effects here without me knowing wtf FiaNini[4:18 PM]: if i want silk sheets i'm putting them on the wedding registry and making other people pay for them Y/N[4:19 PM]: i love a genius FiaNini[4:20 PM]: ANYWAY FiaNini[4:23 PM]: im sending you a location to meet me. it's just a hallmark store. shouldn't take too long just want your opinion on a thing and then we can move onto the main event FiaNini sent a Location Y/N[4:25 PM]: oh wow i had no idea this place was here Y/N[4:26 PM]: ok! FiaNini[4:27 PM]: i adore you duchess Y/N[4:28 PM]: gross Y/N[4:28 PM]: i adore you too
Hours later, fingers gently warmed by the heat of a peppermint coffee, you wait patiently outside Jongin’s specified location with a small smile. The cold chill of the air kisses your knees, makes your skin feel somewhat tickled by December, or perhaps it's simply the season that makes you feel wrapped tightly around bliss.
Life carries on around you, gliding over and through your stillness as though you are not even there: volunteers ring bells for donations, surly men and women pass with brisk steps, and the noise of it all makes you feel somewhat connected. You’re separate from the chaos, observant and living life at a pace different to those around you, letting yourself kiss the magic and see the wind, the breath from your lips becoming a warm frost as it reaches the cold.
The night does not smell special. There are no lingering whispers of pine or spice in the air; people on their phones do not wish one another merry this or happy that. Truly, the only sign it is the holiday season are the window displays reminding you that it is so.
But you feel it, down into your bones, a kindness that cannot be silenced and a love that refuses to be kept to itself.
Against your cup, you tap your ring finger and giggle at the sound of your ring against the cardboard. Your favourite chime, you think, muffled and quiet and totally yours. Briefly, you're reminded it is a symbol and not motion of a change. This is not your first Christmas with Jongin, simply one of many, but the sentiment is different, the importance of your gift choices heavier merely because you are promising always, not just with words but with actions.
Bringing the cup to your lips, you smile to yourself once more, secretly and with private delight, sipping gently to savor the taste. Your phone buzzes in your pocket, an urgent noise for such a timeless moment, and you frown slightly at the intrusion. Not rude, not uninvited, merely unexpected.
HoHoYeol[6:11 PM]: DUCHESS!!!!! HoHoYeol[6:13 PM]: tell me what you think of this font for the save the dates HoHoYeol sent a Photo HoHoYeol[6:14 PM]: also look at the pics my talented, beautiful, perfect, gorgeous countess took of you for the mailer HoHoYeol sent a Photo HoHoYeol sent a Photo HoHoYeol sent a Photo HoHoYeol sent a Photo HoHoYeol[6:15 PM]: ISNT SHE AMAZING??? HoHoYeol[6:15 PM]: you look good too!!!!!
‘Always so early, Duchess.’
At the sound of Jongin’s voice, your body and soul stand to attention, spine tingling simply from the way his tongue kisses syllables. The richness of his tone drips over your skin, warming you down to your toes like liquid gold poured down and deep. Lifting your gaze from your phone, you both smile as your eyes meet, his own pulling wide across his face as though he were ascending dawn. Odd, you think, for he so often reminds you of the sun.
He approaches you with casual grace, delicate steps that appear almost weightless, carried towards you on the wings of desire. Behind him, his coat flaps in the wind he creates with his movements, and you are briefly reminded of flight, of motion, and of the day he asked you to marry him.
Absentmindedly, you tap your ring finger against the cup once more.
‘Aren't you cold?’ he asks as he approaches you, arms outstretched and aching to hold you.
You reach for him, body moving forward naturally in on its own as though he were your moon. ‘Not anymore,’ you murmur softly as you burrow into his neck.
No, you were not cold, but any moment without his touch feels brutal enough to numb you.
Stepping back slightly, he tucks two fingers under your chin to tilt your gaze upwards. For a moment, he hesitates, eyes scanning over your features as though memorizing you and this moment. Something like adrenaline begins to flare in your blood, but he does not give you long to ruminate over the feeling.
He presses his lips over yours and hums into the kiss, chaste and soft, but warm with delight. Leaning into the kiss, you smile against his lips, both of you beginning to giggle for seemingly no reason - overjoyed by the feeling, the season, each other. Through your coat, you feel his fingers pressing and rubbing circles against your waist, a habit he he adopted the first time he kissed you.
As you release a contented sigh, the noises around you begin to dissolve, the sound of your own heart beating serving to ground you in the moment. It reminds you you're alive, that this is living, and time moves only when you will it so, as long as you're with him.
But almost instantly, the moment is broken and fractured, the buzzing of your phone piercing the moment with a sharp, upward ding.
‘Yeol again?’ Jongin asks, moving his lips over your jaw to rest his head against your shoulder.
Peering over his head, you lift your hand to glance at the screen. He's sent more pictures, more praises, mostly for his girlfriend but many for you.
Laughing at all his enthusiasm, you step away from Jongin to scroll through his texts.
‘Yeah, with the pics for the mailer,’ you say distractedly, stopping on a rather jovial picture of you and Jongin. Turning your phone to show him, you beam. ‘Aren't we cute!’
As Jongin studies the picture, you study him, watch the way his gaze seems to pause and linger. Visibly, he seems to soften, impassive expression overruled by the one he reserves just for you, one that's easy to miss and lasts only for a moment.
As though remembering himself, he pulls back with a grin and shakes himself free of awe.
‘I like that one,’ is all he says, but weight of his words, the gentle and smooth way he says it, means his heart has been set. He turns towards the door, gesturing for you to follow him. ‘Sometimes I think he's more excited than you are about this wedding.’
Tapping out a reply, you glance up to see Jongin holding the door for you. ‘You know he likes to be involved,’ you remind him, walking quickly through the door and scrunching your nose slightly at the abrupt scent of cinnamon. ‘I just want to be married.’
‘I know,’ he says, following behind. ‘I just can't imagine what he'll be like when it's his turn.’ Pausing beside you, he does a quick once over of the store before nodding his head. ‘Over there.’
Putting your phone in your pocket, you move with Jongin and answer his rhetorical question. ‘A mess,’ you giggle affectionately. ‘Like, even more than he is now.’
As though magining Chanyeol on his wedding day, Jongin barks out an endeared laugh. ‘Well, rest while you can.’
With brisk steps he leads you over to a section devoted to ornaments, the wall lined with rows and rows of choices ranging from comical to sentimental. Fondly, you smile at each, remembering briefly how you selected ornaments for your first shared tree. Jongin was anxious with excitement then, jovial but keeping it contained beneath his skin so as not to make the wrong choice. He was careful then, as he seemingly is now, his arms crossed cover his chest as his brow tenses in thought.
You eye him quizzically, waiting for an explanation as you already selected ornaments weeks ago, with slightly less diligence. Lost in thought, he does not turn to meet your gaze, and you bring your attention to the wall before you. Almost instantly your eyes settle on a small, plastic ornament in the shape of an airplane. A sinking feeling opens in your stomach, your heart clenching in regret. This was not the ornament you selected for this year, but it should have been, it could have been, had you only seen it when you were looking. Reaching out to touch it, you let your fingers gently graze the plastic, remembering.
‘Okay,’ Jongin announces brightly, bending over quickly to pick up a box. ‘What do you think?’
Straightening, he shows you his selection with a satisfied grin. He’s proud of this, wrinkles forming around his eyes and a laugh threatening to spill over from his lips, cheeks puffing with the strain. Lightly, he shakes the box, jiggling it happily as he watches you take it in. You glance at the ornament and then at him, silent and still, feeling slightly shellshocked.
Chewing your inner cheek, you read the words on the box over and over as you try to quell the thousand questions burning on your tongue. It’s not a mistake, you realize as your cheek begins to bleed. You did not read it wrong. In plain letters, the words BABY’S FIRST CHRISTMAS are printed in cursive, and etched into the glass moon of the ornament.
Finding your voice, you step back slightly, giving yourself a bit of distance from the object. ‘Do you know something I don’t?’
‘No,’ he shrugs happily. ‘Just, what do you think?’
Nodding as you keep your eyes trained on the words, you keep your expression impassive as you struggle though disbelief. ‘I think I’m not pregnant,’ you state plainly.
‘I know,’ he nods eagerly, not seeming to give in to your confusion. ‘But what do you think?’
‘I think it’s lovely, but -’
Jongin cuts your words off with a delighted laugh. ‘This is the one!’
Bewildered, you watch him move quickly to the counter, and wait patiently for him to say it was a joke, that he is kidding. But the clerk scans the box and he reaches for his wallet, nonchalant and without any heaviness or hesitation in his fingers. It’s when the cashier smiles at him, offers words of congratulations, that you feel your body moving while Jongin accepts her well wishes with glee.
‘What is happening?’ you murmur as you reach his side, words sounding more like a hiss than a question.
He rocks back and forth on his toes, his hand rubbing gently along the hem of your coat. ‘I’m buying an ornament,’ is his simple reply.
You huff, leaning your weight onto one foot as you watch the cashier bag the item. ‘You’re not just buying an ornament.’
‘I know,’ he says, suddenly serious. ‘I’m buying the best ornament. I’m so glad you agree.’
‘Jongin -’
Once again, he cuts you off, holding out his arm for you to take with a wide smile. ‘Shall we?’
You’re silent as Jongin leads you away from the shop with confident steps, hurried and impatient. Beside him, you move quickly to keep up with him, mind racing with too many questions for your hands to catch. This, you know, has been planned for ages, whatever this is. Always, he’s been like this, perceptive and observant when it comes to gifts, the objects themselves ranging from small to grand, nothing selected without careful, devoted thought.
But when he is like this, excited and anxious, eyes narrowed and heart on a mission, he is standing on the precipice of monumental change. The first time you saw him like this was the night he kissed you, and then again when he proposed. When his jaw clenches and his fingers hold yours a little too tightly, that’s when you start to brace for a shift. The world is moving around you as you move within it, and you cannot help but feel unprepared.
Children was not something you discussed, not with any serious intent. In passing you’ve discussed your desires, teased casually with each other about the future, but you had assumed the notion was a long way off, an undertaking for a different day. And while the light in his eyes when he’s like this makes your heart swell and your soul fall a little bit more in love, the confusion gathering in your veins makes you feel overwhelmed and somewhat frantic.
‘The restaurant is the opposite direction,’ you offer after a while, studying his reaction to the words.
He does not turn to meet your gaze, instead leads you around a corner of an unfamiliar street. ‘This is a shortcut.’
‘Jongin,’ you say sharply, wincing slightly at the harshness of your tone. Unphased, he simply chuckles at your side. ‘What the hell is going on?’
‘We’re having a date!’
‘Why are you so cheery about my confusion?’ you pout, trying unsuccessfully to surrender to surprise.
‘Because it’s adorable,’ he beams, turning finally to gaze at you. Propelled forward by his motion, you bump into his chest and let yourself become enveloped in his embrace. ‘You’re so pink and frustrated.’
You cling to him, hoping for reassurance and understanding, trying to let yourself feel surprised with this date. Somewhere, excitement begins to build, and you try to focus on it, to release the disappointment of a meal at your favourite restaurant, and to give over to trust. Breathing in the scent of his cologne, you steady yourself, let your fingers wind tightly in the fabric of his coat.
Jongin would not make a choice this large, not without conversation and certainly not without you. A simple fact, a heady truth, and one that makes the tension in your muscles relax.
‘I’m not pink,’ you whine into his chest.
His lips come to the crown of your head, pressing a kiss to your hair before pulling into a smile. ‘You’re very pink,’ he whispers, and you grin at the sensation of his breath moving individual strands, tickling you with his non-touch. ‘We’re here by the way.’
Stepping back to look at him, you study his expression momentarily, taking in the flush at his cheeks and the emotions that glisten in his eyes. Wherever he has taken you is meaningful, heavy, makes him suck his bottom lip between his teeth to keep from explaining everything all at once. Bouncing slightly, he studies you in return, willing you to want this gift as much as he does, and you think seeing him like this, boyish and wild, makes you limitless.
It does not matter what he gives you because it is an extension of his love, and his love makes you boundless.
Glancing up at the storefront, you realize with a start it is not a store at all. On a vinyl awning spanning the length of the building, the letters ASPCA are printed in blue letters. It hits you all at once, and paradoxically does not come at all, your mind blanking as your mind rushes to form words.
‘Jongin,’ you whisper, not taking your eyes off the letters. ‘What is this?’
It is not the question you want to ask, not even the question you meant to ask, rather it is an amalgam of every question, every thought you are able to formulate. Memories swim, some vivid and some faded, formless things you can no longer entirely recall, but all containing the wish of something to love. How long had you talked about it, the silence in the house that could be filled by such a small thing? Years, you think, perhaps from the moment you moved in together. Perhaps, from the moment you met.  
‘I know it’s super early, but…’ Jongin’s voice leaves him, emotions turning it thick before it disappears completely.
Turning your gaze back to him, you see how relieved he is for you to know the truth, a weight seemingly lifted from his shoulders. It’s the most relaxed you’d seen him in weeks, the giving over to wonder and bliss.
‘Jongin.’ His name on your lips feels like enough, feels like a gift in itself, and it’s all you can manage before he breaks from you to head inside.
‘Hi,’ he says as he reaches the reception, ‘I’m here to pick up Abby?’
The sound of the name sparks something within you that traverses the line between terror and elation, and you briefly think on how those emotions feel the same, relying entirely on context.
‘I’m sorry,’ he explains, turning to see your somewhat blank expression and starting to panic, words coming in a rush. ‘I know we should have talked about it and chosen together, but I saw her and thought she was perfect. And then I came here two weeks ago and met her and she’s completely perfect. I just - ’
Your gasp of surprise cuts of him off, the sight of a kind looking young woman carrying a Corgi puppy in her arms. Abby wiggles excitedly at the sight of you and Jongin, as though recalling Jongin and wanting to be with him once more. She’s a flash of tan and white, small and beautiful.
Moving past Jongin, you greet her with wide, wet eyes.
‘Hello,’ you coo, running a finger over her snout and laughing at the softness.
‘Sit with her,’ the assistant says, lowering Abby to the floor and handing you the lead as she turns to Jongin. ‘We can finish up the paperwork.’
Lowering yourself to the floor, you let Abby walk around you in circles as she sniffs. It takes a mighty effort, not reaching for her and simply letting her learn you in her own time. But she takes to you quickly, just as eager as you to be in your lap and in your arms, her tiny body trying to climb over your legs.
‘Let me help you,’ you laugh softly, lifting her gently to rest in your lap.
The warm of her fur feels like holding a small sun, and your heart skips at the familiar sensation, just like when you hold Jongin close. Immediately, you see her as family, as the missing piece of a life with him you did not know had been absent. As though she cannot get enough of you, she crawls up to your chest, paws pressing into you in earnest to get and remain close. She yelps for your attention, happy and excited and desperate to love you, and so you lift her, cuddle her into your chest and laugh as her warm tongue glides along your jaw.
Like this, you fall into your own world, eyes closed and falling in love all over again. Abby’s heartbeat races against your chest, fragile and delicate like a hummingbird, while your own heart opens and makes room to fit her inside, easily and without question.
Rustled movement catches your attention, and you open your eyes to see Jongin settling to kneel before you. Eyes wide, he watches the way Abby turns her attention to him, conflicted, as as though she is eclipsing two suns, unable to discern where her focus should lie. His expression matches your own, one of pure love and adoration, a flush creeping up his neck as he struggles to keep his composure.
Reaching out to stroke her head, he speaks quietly, reverently. ‘I know how much you always wanted a Corgi, and -’
‘She’s perfect,’ you whisper in response, unable to tear your eyes from her small form.
For a while, he remains silent and lets the world fade, wrapping you both in a bubble of protective adoration. ‘I know,’ comes his eventual, quiet reply.
‘Is she really ours?’ you ask, looking up at him finally.
Wetness runs down your cheeks, making your brow furrow. You don’t know when you started crying.
‘Mostly,’ Jongin hums, scratching under Abby’s chin. Luxuriating in his touch momentarily, she walks between you and he, eager for both of your hands. ‘She’s yours.’
Ours, you think, the love you feel for them both unable to be contained by the confines of your heart. ‘You couldn’t wait, could you?’
It’s unlike him, really, to give gifts so early. Tradition consumes his actions, making meaning behind every gift and every thought, but this, you think, is how everyday with him will be. Unremarkable days suddenly becoming extraordinary simply because he makes them so. This gift was yours as much as his, a readiness to call you his family and build it further consuming his every thought.
Like this, he is no longer able to contain his love for you, his desperation to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss bordering on urgent.
‘Do you really think I could?’ he says, sheepishly.
At this, you laugh, letting Abby nuzzle into your palm The softness of her softens your entire reality, your voice filling with warmth. ‘You’re turning into Yeol.’
Shaking his head, he lets his hand rub circles over Abby’s rump. ‘It’s you, Duchess,’ he urges, gently, peering at you bashfully through his eyelashes.
Cocking your head to the side, you hear his words and let yourself swoon. ‘It’s you, too.’
No, you think. It’s us.
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stray-keeds · 6 years
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Tags!!
ty for tagging me!! @leefelixprincess
1. Rules: Answer 15 questions and tag mutuals you want to get to know better.
Name: Thalea
Nickname: Lea, Thale, Dumpling, call me what you want tho:/
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Height: 156 cm
Languages: Bahasa and Japanese fluently, I can speak English fluently but i feel like i still have to learn how to use the words correctly/?, and also a little Korea and Mandarin
Nationality: Indonesia!! 
Favorite fruit: Kiwi
Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: does iced chocolate count?? I don’t really like hot drinks:(
Favorite season: Indonesia only has 2 season but I’ve always liked being in a cold places so winter??
Favorite scents: bubblegum?? i also love peach and apple
Favorite colors: black and light blue
Favorite animals: dogs!!
Average hours of sleep: depends, i usually sleep for 6 hours on weekends and 8 hours on weekdays, sometimes i can sleep for more than 10 hours tho:/
Number of blankets you sleep with: sometimes 2, but i’m sleeping with 1 currently
Dream trip: Osaka or Seoul
Favorite fictional character: Captain America
Blog established: around January, i guess??
2. ABC Tag, rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to know better♥
Age: 17
Birthplace: Indonesia
Current time: 5:56 PM
Drink you had last: Apple juice
Easiest person to talk to: Rachel mymate @dreamingpotahoe
Favorite song: ummm Lovelyz - That day?? It changes almost everyday 
Grossest memory: eating at a Japanese resto and suddenly a rat running out of their kitchen. i choked on my ramen. 
Hogwarts house: gryffindor or slytherin? Idk i love both of them
In love: with bang chan? yes, absolutely yes
Jealous of people: Tall people. They use me as an armrest wtf 
Killed someone: No
Love at first sight or walk by again: I don’t think i can fall in love at first sight, but crush at first sight tho
Middle name: noooopee
Number of siblings: 3
One wish: confidence. 
Person you called last: my brother
Question you’re asked most: “thalea, can you be normal for at least five minutes? i beg you”
Reasons to smile: family, friends, food, chan
Song you last sang: Taylor Swift - Are you ready for it?
Time you woke up: 5:00 am
Underwear color: blue
Vacation destination: umm.. Seoul??
Worst habit: i like to eat ice cubes, even if the weather is cold, i would still eat it.
X-rays: never had one
Your favorite food: chicken. i l o v e them
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
3. 88 Questions
the last:
1. DRINK: apple juice
2. PHONE CALL: my brother
3. TEXT MESSAGE: my brother
4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: Mirror - Stray kids
5. THE TIME YOU CRIED: two days ago, because i fucking broke my ipod
have you:
6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: no
7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: no
8. BEEN CHEATED ON: no??
9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yes:(
10. BEEN DEPRESSED: yes, it was around two years ago?? i went to a therapist five times a week that time
11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: no
top 3 favorite colors
12. black
13. blue
14. grey
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: Yes!!
16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: i had to
17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: yes, this actually happened pretty often
18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: oh yes:)
19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: no??
20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: yep
21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: nope
GENERAL
22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: no facebook:/
23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: a lil puppy 
24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: no. i love my name
25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOU LAST BIRTHDAY: my friends threw a party for my birthday, and they also threw plastics with whipping cream in it at me and i literally spent a hour cleaning myself from whipping cream
26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 5:00 am everyday
27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: sleep
28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: my family vacation
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: i’m seeing her rn
30. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE: i wish i could be more confident:/
31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: nothing
32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: nope
33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: s c h o o l
lost questions
34. MOLE(S): i actually dont have that many
35. MARK(S): i have a very long scar on my thigh oof
36. CHILDHOOD DREAM: i always wanted to be a designer
37. HAIR COLOR: i have black hair
38. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: does shoulder length counts?
39. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: only kpop idols
40. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: everything but i like my sarcasm the most
41. PIERCINGS: i got a normal ear piercing on my right eat
42. BLOODTYPE: B
43. NICKNAME(S): Thalea, Lea, Thale, Dumpling 
44. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single
45. ZODIAC: sagittarius
46. PRONOUNS: she/her
47. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: too many D:
48. TATTOOS: nope, don’t have any
49. RIGHT OR LEFT HAND: right handed
50. SURGERY: i had a mouth surgery years ago
51. HAIR DYED A DIFFERENT COLOR: nope, not really interested in dying my hair 
52. SPORT: i play basketball, and i also dance
53. VACATION: i’ve been to Singapore 
54. PAIR OF TRAINERS: my fave is black adidas with white stripes on it
MORE GENERAL
55. EATING: nothing
56. DRINKING: water
57. I’M ABOUT TO: meet my friends
58. WAITING FOR: my next family vacation 
59. WANT: moneyyyy
60. GET MARRIED: i’m still too young??
61. CAREER: currently on highschool.
62. HUGS OR KISSES: both
63. LIPS OR EYES: eyes 
64. SHORTER OR TALLER: taller!!
65. OLDER OR YOUNGER: older but not too old
66. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: honestly idc both is nice
67. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: more on the louder side 
68. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship
69. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: all my life I’ve only crushed on trouble makers i can see a pattern D:
have your ever:
70. KISSED A STRANGER: no
71. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: no
72. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: yea, and i can’t go to school for a week
73. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: yes
74. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: no
75. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: yes
76. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yes
77. BEEN ARRESTED: no
78. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes
79. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yes
do you believe in:
80. YOURSELF: yes
81. MIRACLES: yea
82. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no?
83. SANTA CLAUS: idk, i want to believe it but i already saw my mother put Christmas gifts in the living room when i’m five so..
84. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: yes
85. ANGELS: yes
86. CURRENT BEST FRIENDS NAME(S): Rachel and Arie
other
87. EYE COLOUR: dark brown
88. FAVOURITE MOVIE: Harry Potter and the deadly hallows
I’m will tag my mutuals later, because i don’t know whom to tag so...
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fossadeileonixv · 3 years
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WTF Friday
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Some random ramblings on Milan and across Serie A
MILAN
- The more and more I watch Hauge the less and less I worry about his game. I don't see any of the red flags that usually turn me off on a player. I don't see a guy walking on the pitch. I don't see a poor touch. I don't see a guy that dribbles with his head down. He works his butt off, covers a ton of ground and has an amazing 4 goals and an assist in only 369 minutes this year. Right now I'd say the thing he needs to work on most is conditioning and building up his durability over time. He’s still pretty small. Yesterday he was completely gassed to the point where Pioli pulled him with a few minutes left. Let's face it, 90 minutes in Norway is not the same as 90 minutes in Serie A. Give him a year or two of learning how to eat right and train and I can really see him taking off.
- Now that we are past the Europa Group stage one would think the schedule would ease up a bit... not so in 2020! We have 4 games in the next 12 days before Christmas, then 10 days off and then 5 games in 14 days after that. After that the league schedule lightens up a little bit but then Coppa Italia starts AND the Europa knockout stage. Rest? What rest? Who needs rest?
- AC MILAN FACT OF THE DAY
Zlatan's last game and goal was November 22nd
Since then over 5 matches Milan has 4 wins, 1 draw and has scored 10 goals
-What's one more game without him right? This week we should have everyone else back. Against Parma I expect to see Rebic up top with Leao left, Saelemaekers right and Hakan tucked in behind. Virtually the entire starting XI will have had a week off for the first time all year. Can't wait!
- In 20 games we have 51 goals, we are 5 points clear in the league and we won our Europa group. Don't wake me up!
AROUND THE LEAGUE
I'm just gonna go down the table and skip any team that doesn't interest me. Nothing personal.
- It will be interesting to see how INTER handles this giant roster with just the league and Coppa to worry about. I'll be curious to see who all they try to unload in the January window.
- Victor Osimhen 's return from a shoulder separation for NAPOLI is going to be interesting to watch. If you've ever had that kind of injury you know much it sucks. It takes a long while to feel 100% and it sucks to get barged into again. And guess what happens 20 times a game as a #9 in Serie A? This will be something worth keeping an eye on. 
- Completely insane thought of the day: Bonucci is probably the best passer from deep that JUVE has and at the same time is becoming a liability in the back. Is it insane to consider Demiral and De Ligt on the field at CB behind Bonucci at DM? Betancur and Artur ain't it.
- If SASSUOLO is gonna stay in the hunt for Europe it has to be time for Berardi to finally make the leap. At 26 years old it's do or die time for him. Hard to believe but he's only scored more than 10 goals in a season once in the last 5 years. He has to do better. They will only go as far as he can take them.
- ROMA will finish somewhere between 4-6 no matter who plays for them or who the coach is. Let me amend that: That doesn’t happen if they sell Dzeko. 
- LAZIO needs to be on the phone with Southampton to get Wesley Hoedt for good right now. NOW! Acerbi isn't gonna play forever and that backline is easily the weakest part of the team. 
- It's interesting how quickly ATALANTA went from this heart warming Cinderella story to what feels like most people licking their lips waiting for them to fall apart. I guess Gasperini is really that unlikeable.
- I feel like Simeone at CAGLIARI is in the same boat as Berardi. Similar age and both on the brink of moving up from a 10-12 goals a year guy a 15-20 goal scorer. Also let's see how long Nandez is there. Very tidy player.
- I will pray for Pippo to keep BENEVENTO up. As long as they actually try and play some defense it looks like they might be OK.
- FIORENTINA has 1 league goal in 5 games, their third leading scorer plays for Juve and 76 year old Franck Ribery is leading the attack. It's no wonder they are peering over the edge into the relegation zone.
- I can't imagine what it must feel like to be a TORINO fan and watch Marco Giampaolo self destruct on the sideline every single game. Oh wait....
- Please Lord let GENOA go down. Please. PLEASE. That’s enough already. ENOUGH!
Last random thought.... with teams not getting revenue as usual for 9 months now, I wonder if we see a January window with a lot of sellers trying to unload players. Could be a buyers market with some real steals available. 
See you Sunday afternoon for Parma folks. 
Cheers,
Lisi
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powla · 6 years
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The rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
Tagged by @funkypoacher thank youuu <3
Who do I tag? Idk. @kellinahasaship @hasbeenlokid @thranduilsausage hey guys how’s it going
Last
1. Drink – Coke - literally no one is surprised
2. Phone call – Um I called my partner on Thursday
3. Text message – An ad from my carrier... exciting
4. Song you listened to –  Jhope - Daydream, aka the Bop of the Year
5. Time you cried – I haven’t cried in a while but I teared up yesterday bc reasons
Ever
6. Dated someone twice? – Nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it – Nope
8. Been cheated on – Nope
9. Lost someone special – I mean yea family members
10. Been depressed – Not officially
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up – Oh yeah lmao
Favourite colours
12. Blue
13. Grey
14. Dusty pink
In the last year have you…
15. Made new friends – Yea :)
16. Fallen out of love – Nope! 10 years and counting <3
17. Laughed until you cried – Yes I’m quite good at that haha
18. Found out someone was talking about you – Nah
19. Met someone who changed you – I guess? I feel like I’ve changed, dunno if it’s bc of people
20. Found out who your friends are – No. I’ve been a shitty friend myself so
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list – No bc my partner doesn’t have FB
General
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl – All of them
23. Do you have any pets – Luna and Hertta <3
24. Do you want to change your name – No, I’m happy with all of mine
25. What did you do for your last birthday –  Not much really, I’m old and boring now
26. What time did you wake up today – Around 11:30 am AND I fell asleep after 5 am like wtf
27. What were you doing at midnight last night – Downloading Skyrim mods because I felt the Urge again
28. What is something you cant wait for – Quite a few things I’m looking forward to actually!
30. What are you listening to right now  – Critical Role Season 2 Episode 8
31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom – Nope!
32. Something that’s getting on your nerves – My laziness
33. Most visited website – It’s probably twitter these days
34. Hair colour – Grey
35. Long or short hair – Short really is the way to go guys
36. Do you have a crush on someone - Kinda
37. What do you like about yourself? – I think I’m kind. Funny. Positive. I do like myself these days, a lot more than I used to.
38. Want any piercings? – Oh yeah but I don’t see myself getting any haha
39. Blood type – O, not sure if I’m positive or negative
40. Nicknames – I’ve gained a few recently :>
41. Relationship status – Engaged <3
42. Zodiac – Gemini
43. Pronouns – She/her
44. Favourite TV shows – Mm I have many but since I was just talking about, Hannibal is one of them
45. Tattoos – I’m too scared of pain to get any :(
46. Right or left handed – Right
47. Ever had surgery – Nope! 
48. Piercings – 3 earrings
49. Sports - No thank you
50. Vacation – Yes please
51. Trainers – Um?
More general
52. Eating – God I’m hungry please give me food
53. Drinking – Coke & water (separately ofc)
54. I’m about to watch – Still half-watching CR
55. Waiting for – My inspiration to return from the war
56. Want – Food
57. Get married – Maybe one day, now that it’s actually legal. But I wanna be more financially stable first
58. Career – Hoping to keep this one going! Sterile supply technician is like my dream job
Which is better
59. Hugs or kisses - Hugs
60. Lips or eyes - Eyes
61. Shorter or taller - Don’t care
62. Older or younger - Don’t really care abt this either though I tend to go for older generally
63. Nice arms or stomach - Arms?
64. Hookup or relationship - Relationship
65. Troublemaker or hesitant – Hesitant
Have you ever
66. Kissed a stranger – No
67. Drank hard liquor – Yes
68. Lost glasses – I don’t need em!
69. Turned someone down – A couple
70. Sex on first date – No
71. Broken someones heart – Lmao me, a whole potato? Not that I’m aware of
72. Had your heart broken – No thank god
73. Been arrested – Nope!
74. Cried when someone died – Yepp
75. Fallen for a friend – Yes <3
Do you believe in
76. Yourself – Kinda sorta almost
77. Miracles – Nah
78. Love at first sight – MMmmno?
79. Santa Claus – He lives in Korvatunturi duh I’ve been to his house
80. Kiss on a first date – Sure why not
81. Angels – No
Other
82. Best friend’s name – I’m not sure I have one? God that’s sad
83. Eye colour – blue/grey
84. Favourite movie – Idk I like a lot of movies 
85. Favourite actor – I don’t really have any....
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led123123 · 4 years
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fell asleep again after eating food
as always.. I was like.. maybe I would make this cake.. but.. then I was like.. damn it’s fat.. so.. like..
https://youtu.be/WSMKeflrcAw
https://youtu.be/wswnyoZZNLM
https://youtu.be/ZPcztaJGSw0
“queen mother”???
https://youtu.be/09PtlJ5z4x4?t=202
https://youtu.be/09PtlJ5z4x4?t=251
yes that’s f*cking scam
I need to find like.. if I find like.. a cable.. but I don’t wanna do it..
usb cable
only if it’s gonna be along my way.. only if I happen to came across a usb cable that is not used
do I have any usb cables that I won’t use..
and the problems is also.. cable colors.. usually.. there’s many different ways that people color these cables.. like.. but like.. sometimes it’s like..
there’s only 4 cables. I though it’s.. 4 or 5
I have bought some extra usb cables in the past.. but they were like.. usb 3.0. and this is 2.0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USB_3.0#Pinouts
usb 3.0 has the same 4 usb 2.0 pins and 5 more pins
https://youtu.be/d7KrUnFfE-4
so if I reduce ads sensitivity by 10.. then.. it’s like.. a lot.. if I have.. 4.7 sensitivity.. then 10% is like around 0.5 normal sensitivity
and I increased it by like.. last time by like.. 0.3 or something.. and 0.2 before.. or something like that.. so.. it makes it really slow if it’s 0.9
https://youtu.be/09PtlJ5z4x4
all these fund products.. are scam
https://youtu.be/KziML_Om7pQ?t=19
https://youtu.be/NVYxiizkbWs?t=81
https://youtu.be/NVYxiizkbWs?t=843
не надо было выёбыватса
cioty zjebane
https://youtu.be/-QHA_nOSfJ8
and the color doesn’t match for this cable..
https://youtu.be/aXrwjLahUdw
https://youtu.be/GdCXwWjzeRg?t=66
https://youtu.be/mQpk1zJNrHo
but these would be ok
I’m just gonna factory make them so I have a lot to eat for later
efficiency
anna has like. 3 ovens.. and she can fit 2 or 3 trays in one, so she can bake a lot faster
it’s not cold.. with open window
it’s not that cold.
https://youtu.be/XV4YVn2Xvik?t=13
she looks like in a movie
https://youtu.be/3K6KpkFXKdM?t=326
colors don’t match..
usb 3.0 has 5 more wires
but I just would connect only 4 out of 9
these cookies are so dry
but I made pasta before.. so that’s not as bad as eating just cookies..
the home made cookies wouldn’t be as dry. they would be more fat maybe. I don’t know these ones are sweet the home made ones wouldn’t be as sweet. these ones are really sweet and I think they’re too sweet
https://youtu.be/-aTjHRPTA3g?t=9
I cannot hit.. like.. 4 wingman shots in a row.. that happens really rarely
I just like if I hit a headshot
https://youtu.be/Uwylw3SSWEM
https://youtu.be/VD7-nQEQBEU
https://youtu.be/IgoIUm3gQ4s
https://youtu.be/YYJpNLWlp8U?t=426
wtf..
https://youtu.be/6JvON_fjaiY?t=1260
3rd party king
another username idea
https://youtu.be/Bvh_DsDgNJk?t=16
that’s also 2 headshots in a row
https://youtu.be/3T3-UiiohCQ?t=385
stray not even good enough on 2k mmr
2ks better than stray already
https://youtu.be/3T3-UiiohCQ?t=1200
xD
https://youtu.be/3T3-UiiohCQ?t=1211
слил на варлоке xD
https://youtu.be/3T3-UiiohCQ?t=1250
варлок тебе всё обясьнил
it’s not my priority to fix this cable.. but if it will keep crashing then I won’t have a choice
I need to be prepared to do that mentally because this plug broke many times
if I find a cable then maybe I’ll do that because I want a bit longer cable on this mouse
a bit longer cable on this mouse would be really convenient
keyboard cable is longer I think
I think that twitch bans people who don’t have any subscribers..
because they take a big part out of subscriptions
https://youtu.be/hBNHEPI5TT0
https://youtu.be/hBNHEPI5TT0?t=175
https://youtu.be/hBNHEPI5TT0?t=630
they make puffed rice in this
but the apple cake isn’t that fat
stupid teammates
why.. do I find gold wingman one in million games..
I found gold wingman.. and my aim was really good.. I was hitting more than 50% shots at pretty far range
even with 1.0 sensitivity. doesn’t make much difference to me. I mean.. it’s not too difficult to control
but the queue times are fucking insane.. wtf
what the hell happened with queue times
https://youtu.be/djsfjrAa6yQ?t=3
fake trader. xD
the hell are queue times.. what the fuck
my gold wingman was.. I was hitting a lot more than 50%
at really high range
but that was like.. giblartar.. or something
I was hitting really a lot of shots. I will show you
I told you that was just a warm up. but they had like.. giblartar and he’s easier to hit
lol I’m waiting 20 minutes still no game found.. oh right.. jesus.. it’s late..
why no players.. there should be millions of players..
where are these millions of thousands of players that people always talk about
https://playercounter.com/apex-legends/
1 million?? where is this million
where is this million you fucking scammers
there’s an update omg I’ve been scammed
so I was playing with people who didn’t download update
one dude in my team may have had an aimbot.. he killed 12 people and did like.. 3k damage
omg.. how ring does so much damage.. it’s 20 damage per tick now.. what the fuck.. did they change that?? they changed that already with this update that I downloaded??
https://realsport101.com/apex/apex-legends-season-7-patch-notes-brand-new-legend-new-map-new-vehicle-legend-adjustments-more-olympus-the-trident-horizon-ranked-gameplay/
I died to 5 ticks
https://youtu.be/QHm2WdR2Wws?t=51
there was a lot of audio stuff in new map. sound just disappeared for few seconds for whole squad sometimes
I was taking 20 damage per tick..
I had really juicy headshot
with skullpiercer lol
I had 6 kills
https://youtu.be/VsbGdTDfiWI?t=116
20 damage
where does it say that they changed ring damage to do 2 times more damage
https://youtu.be/OrBmIWW5f8w?t=100
I cannot click that fast with this weapon.. really it shoots that fast?
https://youtu.be/OrBmIWW5f8w?t=326
yeah it’s near waterfall
https://youtu.be/djsfjrAa6yQ?t=330
https://images.app.goo.gl/vR3HiTEevjVSURvn7
https://youtu.be/efNUXXBm5jE
https://youtu.be/efNUXXBm5jE?t=35
“the right trade” “I would do it again” “I would be retired”
https://youtu.be/djsfjrAa6yQ?t=780
can watch netflix. netflix stock obviously
watching netflix lol. “hey I’m watching netflix”
https://youtu.be/X86S5oZzzh4?t=63
https://youtu.be/9hlrgjIJMpo
https://youtu.be/9hlrgjIJMpo?t=45
see??
https://youtu.be/9hlrgjIJMpo?t=55
I knew I was gonna hit the 2nd one
https://youtu.be/9hlrgjIJMpo?t=64
wait a second.. if I drop.. then.. like..
when I’m aiming on target.. and I fall a bit.. then.. how does that change my aiming point so much..
maybe it’s just.. the.. gravity.. it’s just in the game that aim drops briefly if you fall right
https://youtu.be/9hlrgjIJMpo?t=56
the bullet velocity doesn’t seem as slow as I though now
I though it’s slower
maybe it’s because of hammerpoint rounds
https://youtu.be/9hlrgjIJMpo?t=65
do I have this wingman skin on this account.. damn.. I think I don’t
it puffs out steam on kill
what the hell I’m platinum what the.. fuck
lol.. 1. I have a lot of “charms” and r99 skin really has better iron sight
I missed the time when I got platinum..
https://youtu.be/sEbsgZyLf94?t=33
this is the skin
https://youtu.be/LOb8WJTs5Nc?t=1260
https://youtu.be/LOb8WJTs5Nc?t=1409
как дела xD
как делишка xD
дурачёк
парень
молодой
https://youtu.be/c0ck8l1EjKU
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khoshekhskitten · 7 years
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Tag game
Almost a week ago, I was tagged by @johnlocklives​ Thank you, dear. I always love talking about myself
THE LAST: 1. Drink: Coffee 2. Phone Call: My father 3. Text Message: it was “Stressed Out” to @johnlocklives​ 4. Song You Listened To: Colour Green by New Politics 5. Time You Cried: two nights ago 6. Dated Someone Twice: never happened 7. Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Yes 8. Been cheated on: Nah. I’m the cheater in games 9. Lost Someone Special: myself 10. Been Depressed: have been the past three years, I guess. But the last episode I had was a few weeks back 11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: 23rd June 2017
3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. purple but with more red than blue 13. deep ocean blue. Not really dark but also not light 14. grey
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yeah 16. Fallen out of Love: nah 17. Laughed until you cried: more than once 18. Found out someone was talking about you: everyone’s talking about me. I’m fab 19. Met someone who changed you: mh.. yes! 20. Found out who your friends are: they should find out I’m not theirs 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook List: I don’t think so. Nah, that was last year
GENERAL 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them except three 23. Do you have any pets: I’m not sure.. are the cats still mine when I moved out two weeks ago? 24. Do you want to change your name: Yes. Siri is nice, but everyone keeps teasing me 25. What did you do for your last birthday: I was in a pub with my closest friends 26. What time did you wake up: 6:14am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. Name something you can’t wait for: the confirmation that Sherlock got cancelled so that I can finally die 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: today at 2:56pm 30. What are you listening to right now: Magnus talking to a vampire 31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yepp 32. Something that is getting on your nerves: having no money 33. Most visited Website: tumblr and netflix and ao3 34. Hair Color: dark brown 35. Long or Short Hair: long 36. Do you have a crush on someone: Does Gillian Anderson count? 37. What do you like about yourself: I like that I can remember dates and times 38. Want Any Piercings: I’d like a ring in my nose. But I won’t ever do that. Last time I had a piercing, my body rejected it. It left a horrible scar 39. Blood Type: wtf? What do I know? 40. Nickname: loads. but nothing that stays 41. Relationship Status: single 42. Zodiac: pisces 43. Pronouns: she/her… I think 44. Favorite TV Show: Sherlock, The X Files 45. Tattoos: two. and four I still need to get 46. Right or Left Handed: right 47. Surgery: nah 48. Piercing: not anymore 49. Sport: I used to dance 50. Vacation: I’d like to go to Brighton again 51. Pair of Trainers: like.. five pairs of Converse
MORE GENERAL: 52. Eating: nah 53. Drinking: water 54. I’m About To Watch: Shadowhunters season two 55. Waiting For: the world’s end 56. Want: world’s domination 57. Get Married: I’ve got two and a half future wives 58. Career: being the nicest villan
WHICH IS BETTER: 59. Hugs or Kisses: depends on my mood… I go with hugs 60. Lips or Eyes: lips 61. Shorter or Taller: taller 62. Older or Younger: doesn’t matter 63. Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: arms 64. Hookup or Relationship: none 65. Troublemaker or Hesitant: troublemaker. I am already a hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER: 66. Kissed a Stranger: yeah 67. Drank hard liquor: yes 68. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 69. Turned someone down: ugh, yes 70. Sex on First Date: nah 71. Broken Someone’s Heart: yepp 72. Had Your Heart Broken: oh, yes 73. Been Arrested: no 74. Cried When Someone Died: noone died 75. Fallen for a friend: yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 76. Yourself: they don’t call me an egoist for nothing 77. Miracles: no 78. Love at first sight: No. Not love. But falling for someone at first sight 79. Santa Claus: every now and then 80. Kiss on First Date: yes 81. Angels: nah
OTHER: 82. Current Best Friend’s Name: Janina, Jelste, Verena 83. Eye Color: dark brown 84. Favorite Movie: Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger :3 85: Fav Actor: Benedict Cumberbatch and Gillian Anderson
That was a lot.. Is there a limit on how many people I am supposed to tag? Or are the following okay? @chucksforthedoctor​ @carry-on-my-wayward-butt​ @simpleanddestructivechemistry​ @lumielwinchester​ @tevvintersoldier​
@mojo779
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gleek-runner · 7 years
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Class 1×8 aka Last time I cried that much was with the Death Cure
The episode where we decide whether Ellie gets to live or not.
1)It’s happening and I’m not ready
2)Okay so the “what’s next” showed Ram’s dad and now in “previously” it showed him and Ram hugging and I’m scared
3)HOW?!WTF?!SHE’S PREGNANT?!
4)April is going to sing!!!Yay!!!
5)Okay she’s no Rachel Berry,but oh my God that’s so good
6)It reminds me of the Middle-Age,back in the time of castles and all
7)It has only been 2 minutes and all I’m getting is angst
8)THERE’S A CRACK
9)My favourite babies are hugging!Go Charlie/April bromance!!!!
10)I’m definetly not ready
11)Back again with the red eyes
12)WAIT NO!
13)RAM’S DAD!!!!
14)NOOOOOOOOO
15)ELLIE NO WHY?!
16)I CAN’T
17)RUN RAM RUN
18)Last time I’m listening to the theme song…I’m not crying
But for the sake of it…
WE GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
19)“He’s gone"OKAY I’M CRYING
20)Matteusz,please tell me nothing bad will happen to you
21)Babies in love
22)Ellie might have a chance at living
23)Aw Charlie is so precious,he cares about everyone
24)Black is the colour of my soul
25)RAM :-(
26)Not Marlie too
27)Please ignore statement number 22
28)Yes make that promise
29)Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!
30)DAMN IT QUILL
31)I have no idea what is going on
32)Please explain
33)Please don’t give her a gun
34)Don’t push it pregnant lady!
35)HURT MY KIDS AND IMMA BEGIN A WAR WITH YOU
36)Tanya be kinder to your mother
37)WHAT?!
38)WHAT?!
39)ELLIE I HATE YOU
40)NOOOOO
41)HER MOTHER GOT IMPALED
42)IF ANY OTHER AWESOME PARENTS DIE I WILL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
43)Ram dear…he’ll find you everywhere
44)They’ve killed about all the people that matter to Ram,I understand why he’s angry
45)What is this show doing to me?I swear I hadn’t had so many feels since The Death Cure
46)NO
47)LET APRIL’S MUM GO YOU SHADOW THINGY
48)Yeah take your unborn children into battle,Quill.What a wonderful idea!
49)Tanya baby!
50)I just learned that April’s mother’s name is Jackie.Why didn’t I notice that earlier?
51)If this episode wasn’t so sad,I would be a slut for Quill as a mother figure
52)Awwwwww
53)Tanya just realised Quill is pregnant
54)Well tough luck Tanya dear, everyone wants to use the cabinet!
55)It’s a class circle
56)Tanya is not thinking straight
57)DON’T YOU DARE
58)Matteusz is worried and so am I
59)CHARLIEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO
60)FUCK NO!MATTEUSZ WILL NOT BE NUMBER 5
61)FUCK
62)THIS WAS WHY ELLIE WAS SO WORRIED
63)But wait he has only killed two…FUCK
64)Okay there’s now a shadow in Charlie’s heart and this can not end well
65)Oh how wonderful!My two faves will probably die!
66)It is pretty hopeless
67)Yes because Ram and April running away will solve everything
68)We’re not even half way there and I’m crying
69)At least the scene with Charlie pointing a gun at Dorothea is funny
70)Yes,she does know a lot of things she shouldn’t
71)SLAY CHARLIE SLAYYYYY
72)SLAY MARLIE SLAYYYYYY
73)I think the fact that April had alien blood in her veins sort of played a part in her being so badass
74)Jesus Christ?
75)Oh look!Another crack!
76)Oh fuck,Tanya saw her brothers
77)OH FOR BRENDON URIE’S SAKE
78)He kills two at the same time now?!
79)THIS WAS JUST CRUEL
80)TANYA KICKED THE SHADOW THINGY!OH MY GOD HER BROTHERS MIGHT NOT DIE
81)SLAY QUILL SLAYYYYY
82)MARLIE!MARLIE!MARLIE!
83)"Please don’t go where I can’t follow"WHEN DID THIS BECOME STAR WARS?!BLOODY HELL
84)"We have a problem"no shit Sherlock
85)Quill is going to teach Tanya how to fight!!!
86)Sarcasm is one’s self defense
87)Quill’s hormones are kicking in
88)Ram is gone and I want him to drag his lazy arse back here and help
89)Yeah April probably admits that she loves Ram because…well they are going to die
90)Charlie realised that Tanya is with Quill and is shocked af
91)YES TANYA WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT SOUNDS BAD BUT GUESS WHAT?RAM LOST HIS DAD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT YOU DON’T SEE HIM WANTING TO SACRIFISE APRIL,JACKIE AND CHARLIE
92)What is going on with April?
93)YES MATTEUSZ TALK SOME SENSE HERE!
94)BECAUSE QUILL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOUR BRAIN AND IF CA:CW HAS TAUGHT US ANYTHING IS THAT REVENGE IS NOT THE ANSWER.
You do not fight genocide with genocide
95)Honey,I was 14 too and I know better than to act when I’m angry
96)Oh you stopped shouting now?
97)NO FUCK NO FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT
98)SHADOW THINGY GOT MY SON
99)HE GOT MATTEUSZ
100)FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
101)Ram heard the message…thank Heavens
102)BACK AGAIN WITH THE SHADOW THINGY AND MATTIE
103)ELLIE I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL STOP TALKING TO YOU
104)CHARLIE AND I WILL KILL THE SHADOW KIN TOGETHER
105)Fuck April is here too
106)RAM PLEASE COME BACK
107)April wants to sacrifise herself…omg I can’t
108)OH FOR GOD’S SAKES WHY ARE ALWAYS MY FAVOURITES SUFFERING?
109)When I said I wanted more bromance between April and Charlie I did not mean it like that
110)No don’t kill April!
111)WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!
112)HOW DID THEY INVADE THEIR SHADOWS?!
113)THIS IS SO HARD AND EMOTIONAL
114)I’M SOOOOO CONFUSED
115)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
116)I’M DONE
117)I’M SOOOOO DONE
118)MY DAUGHTER IS DEAD
119)APRIL IS DEAD AND I’M DYING TOO
120)RAM IS HERE AND HE’S PROBABLY ALSO MENTALLY DYING LIKE I AM
121)WHAT THE FUCK?!
122)WHAT THE FUCK?
123)NO!
124)FUCKING NO
125)FUCK NO
126)FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
127)ΤΙ ΜΑΛΑΚΙΕΣ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΑΥΤΕΣ ΓΑΜΩ ΤΟ ΣΠΙΤΙ ΣΑΣ?!ΠΟΙΟΣ ΠΑΠΑΡΑΣ ΣΚΕΦΤΗΚΕ ΑΥΤΕΣ ΤΙΣ ΜΑΛΑΚΙΕΣ ΜΗΝ ΧΕΣΩ?!ΓΑΜΩ ΤΟ ΣΠΙΤΙ ΣΑΣ! ΓΑΜΩΤΟ ΜΟΥ!ΤΙ ΣΤΟ ΔΙΑΟΛΟ?!ΔΕΝ ΤΟΝ ΔΕΧΟΜΑΙ!ΑΡΝΟΥΜΑΙ ΝΑ ΔΕΧΤΩ ΤΕΤΟΙΕΣ ΠΑΠΑΡΙΕΣ!
128)I KNOW RAM!I KNOW THAT CHARLIE KILLED HER BUT OH MY GODDDDDD
129)FUCKING HELL
130)*spits out tea*CHARLIE IS NOW THE KING?!
131)OH MY GOD NO
132)HE’S GONNA USE THE CABINET
133)FUCKING HELL
134)FUCK EVERYTHING
135)FUCK
136)MATTEUSZ IS ME AGAIN!PLEASE DON’T!!!!
137)NOOOOO I CAN’T LOSE MY SON TOO
138)YES CHARLIE!MATTEUSZ IS RIGHT!PLEASE DON’T DO THIS
139)ELLIE I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
140)I’M CRYING
141)THE SHADOW THINGY ALMOST STRUCK QUILL RIGHT IN THE BELLY!
142)THANK GOD TANYA KNOCKED HIM OUT!I CAN’T HANDLE MORE DEATHS
143)NOOOOOOO
144)I’M CRYING
145)APRIL’S DEAD AND HER MOTHER KNOWS
146)I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME
147)I’M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
148)IS HE ALIVE?
149)OH MY BLOODY HELL CHARLIE IS STILL ALIVE
150)PLEASE BE ALRIGHT
151)NEVERMIND FALSE ALARM…HE’S DYING
152)FUCK
153)FUCKITY FUCK
154)YES MISS QUILL SAVE MY BABY CHARLIE!!!
155)WAIT NO!
156)THAT WENT TO RAM WTF?!
157)Is this Heaven or a church?
158)I don’t give a fuck about Dorothea and her beliefs,I want to know what is happening to my children!
159)"Then it is a shame"that the poor groom’s bride is a whore
160)What the hell was that statue?
161)What is even the Arrival?
162)"What happened?!"I’ve been asking the same thing since the very beginning
163)MY BABY CHARLIE IS ALIVE
164)HE’S TRAUMATISED BUT ALIVE
165)What the bloody hell?A SHADOW THINGY GOT UP
166)Oh fuck it isn’t a shadow thingy…it’s the Shadow Thingy
167)WHAT THE FUCK?!
168)I WAS FURIOUS AND CRYING AND NOW I’M JUST LAUGHING
169)The Shadow Thingy is April holy fuck
170)Holy fuck,Ellie might live after all
171)Actually screw that because it’s over
172)Is there going to be a season 2?
173)I swear if there isn’t,I���m going to explode
I think we took some important lessons today:
-Do not let me get into new fandoms
-Ellie is evil
-I swear a lot when anxious
-I’m super mad and sad
-Ellie is evil
I also need a hug :-(
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- ̗̀  tag game  ̖́-
rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag!
tagging: @thunderbjrd @tedoire @wrackspvrts @acciolunalovegood @prcfessorlupin @lunalovey @delacourr @tcrtarus @audrxyweasley @mikltea @mavencalore 
LAST…
[1] drink: water [2] phone call: my cousin ♥ [3] text message: my mom [4] song you listened to: suburbia by troye sivan [5] time you cried: last night when i was up at 3am watching the new season of voltron lmao
HAVE YOU EVER…
[6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: no [8] kissed someone and regretted it: no [9] lost someone special: no and i’m very grateful for it [10] been depressed: ya lol [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no
LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS…
[12] light blue [13] pastel pink [14] dark blue
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
[15] made new friends: yes [16] fallen out of love: no [17] laughed until you cried: no  [18] found out someone was talking about you: yes [19] met someone who changed you: yes [20] found out who your true friends are: kind of [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: i don’t have facebook
GENERAL…
[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i don’t have facebook [23] do you have any pets: yes, i have a dog and i love her sm ♥ [24] do you want to change your name: no [25] what did you do for your last birthday: my brother (he’s my twin) really wanted to go to a basketball game so i went with him and my parents  [26] what time did you wake up: 7:00 [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: watching voltron season 3  [28] name something you cannot wait for: the day where i can move out of the town that i live in [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: like 15 minutes ago [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: what i look like [31] what are you listening to right now: my brother playing a video game [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: i don’t think so [33] something that is getting on your nerves: when my brother steals my phone and doesn’t give it back :)) [34] most visited website: tumblr  [35] elementary: a public one [36] high school: a private one [37] college: i’m not in college yet [38] hair colour: brown with natural blond highlights from the sun [39] long or short hair: medium [40] do you have a crush on someone: not right now [41] what do you like about yourself? my personality?? idk [42] piercings: just my ears [43] blood type: is it bad that i don’t know this? [44] nickname: annie [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: aquarius [48] fav tv show: currently it’s stranger things [49] tattoos: none [50] right or left handed: right
FIRST…
[51] surgery: i’ve never had a surgery [52] piercing: i got my ears pierced when i was 12 [53] best friend: nicole  [54] sport: i am the worst at sports. seriously i don’t think it’s possible to be worse at sports than i am [55] vacation: i think it was oregon to see some family [56] pair of trainers: wtf are trainers
RIGHT NOW…
[57] eating: nothing [58] drinking: nothing [59] i’m about to: read my book [60] listening to: my brother play a video game [61] waiting for: stranger things season 2 because i miss my kids [62] want: to finish trc [63] get married: nobody [64] career: i still go to school
WHICH IS BETTER…
[65] hugs or kisses: hugs [66] lips or eyes: eyes [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older [69] romantic or spontaneous: romantic [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms i guess?? idk [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: relationship [73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER…
[74] kissed a stranger? no [75] drank hard liquor?  no [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? i have lost my glasses so many times [77] turned someone down: no [78] sex on first date? no [79] broken someone’s heart? no [80] had your own heart broken? no [81] been arrested? no [82] cried when someone died? yes [83] fallen for a friend: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
[84] yourself? no lmao [85] miracles? not really [86] love at first sight? no [87] santa claus? no [88] kiss on the first date? maybe [89] angels? not really
OTHER…
[90] current best friend’s name: nicole [91] eye colour: brown [92] favorite movie: the imitation game or wonder woman
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