#steven pooniverse
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Steven universe more like steven POONIVERSE 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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okay but HOW are people genuinely like: "the Steven POOniverse fandom is sso toxic adn if u like the show u should die!!1!"
and then the same person turns around and goes:
"nOT like the MLP fandom tho my little poniy is the best and every1 in the fandom is a SAINT unless you like anything other than gen 4 or u like past season 3 thEN U DESERVE TO DIE!,!!"
like is it just me seeing this??? GUYS CHILL OUT. MOST PEOPLE IN THOSE FANDOMS ARE FINE. YOU'RE THE PROBLEM HERE :p
#idk but i swear i see a post like that every day#AND I'M NOT EVEN ON TUMBLR EVERY DAY#mlp fim#steven universe#rant#vent#LMAO i'm so tired
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stattus update: steven universe still fucking retarded big surprise whoop
Apparently there’s an ambiguously-canon spinoff game that introduces a seriously high-level gem general Hessonite... which raises a whole fuck of a lot of questions. A, Hessonite is the same type of gem as Garnet, so what the fuck does that imply? Not that the fusion names made a single lick of fucking sense in the first place (ruby and sapphire are both corundum, and sapphire is the more common variety of it at that, but somehow they turn into a grossular together... except normal gem varieties don’t make sense either because another variety of corundum is shown to have the same powers a sapphire just retarded. fuck it) and B... hessonite is inferior grossular due to its lower hardness. That’s literally in its name. Why is it a general’s gem type? Does anything mean anything in this fucking show?
Also there’s a list of leaked titles and it’s just the hey-look-we-did-this-already show. Same weak puns and wordplay as previous episodes, uselessly referring back because nothing new ever happens in this show anymore. Wow, together alone, falling apart, more handwringing over fusion rubby n sap getting married because that fucking needs to fucking happen, at all, fucking ever, for any fucking reason, why
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i dont watch steven pooniverse but i saw this sc and had to edit him to look like mr. heavy weapons. i just had to
#its not very good but it serves its purpose#tf2#team fortress 2#steven universe#steven universe future
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What is something you’re proud of regarding your style? What do you look for in a thread? What inspires you to write? Do you have a wishlist? Can you share what’s on it? ( *´°`)
ask me about my writing
What is something you’re proud of regarding your style? at risk of sounding like an idiot, i really dont know. im actually really self conscious about my writing, part of why writing on discord felt like such a relief was because i didnt have to deal with the paranoia of people reading my stuff and judging me. i like to think im (at the minimum) sort of funny and i dont take myself too seriously. ziggy may have some serious aspects to him, but in the end, he is a glam rock alien with a circle on his forehead. if i took him too seriously i would run the risk of making him Not Fun anymore. i think im pretty good at improv in that i can usually think of fun things to happen or exciting ways to keep a thread moving. so maybe im satisfied with my ability to be creative and think of scenarios and how to navigate them! ….maybe i like my cheesy scifi worldbuilding stuff. i dont know. but ur the only one who knows the full extent of it lol. maybe im just glad i was able to remove ziggy from the context of “david bowie with a mullet pretending to be an alien” into a fully fledged character with his own personhood and backstory and character arc.
What do you look for in a thread? i look for longevity. my ideal rps are ongoing stories where starters are initial meetings and all future threads are expanding on that universe and furthering their relationship (whether ziggy becomes your characters friend, enemy, rival, etc). they need a reason to keep running into each other and i dont like to give things away too easily, so to “earn” your place to more exciting things (like finding out ziggy is an alien), you need to at least have a few back and forths so we can work up to it. i also like dynamics!! characters dont always get along!! characters who dont like ziggy are often the most fun to thread with because ziggy can continuously annoy them until they snap at him or his personality becomes endearing enough so they begin to like him (for whatever fucking crazy reason). I just really think that continuity is fun and i hate when threads get dropped really early on because it sux ): and im way too awkward to talk to people properly. if we thread and you drop it i will probably never talk to you again until you reach out to me because i think you hate me. i am so sorry. im a really nervous person. kind of like a chihuahua. i have worms in my brain and they have polished it into a smooth circle, like a river rock.
What inspires you to write? obvious things: david bowie’s music and valefor’s replies. serious things: speculative 70s science fiction, pre-raphaelite art of those tall skinny women with long red hair, weird biology/anthropology facts, khmer rock and roll, the science beyond the human obsession with self-expression, celebrity culture and its inherent toxicity. silly things: cartoons about aliens (invader zim, duck dodgers, symbionic titan, steven pooniverse), cartoons about rockstars (my dad the rockstar, puffy ami yumi), how much i hate doing my homework so i look for any feasible distraction to avoid it.
Do you have a wishlist? Can you share what’s on it? i hit a lot of my wishlist stuff with you! i think for how terrible i write him i think it would be nice to do threads where he is nice to people or encouraging of them and their talents? some of the things i still want to do are more ppl finding out he’s an alien (and maybe some can be nice, like, they connect with him and share his feelings of isolation, or maybe some can be bad, like, they blackmail him using this fact), or pre-earth threads where he hasn’t been influenced by humans yet and is still trying to figure out who he is and who he wants to be. even early contact threads are really fun and you can tell him things and he will react earnestly and joyfully because humanity has not turned him into a narcissist yet. i also want someone to dissect him so hmu if you like alien autopsies.
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Steven Pooniverse
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gay meme 1-30
OH… BIG WUV
1. describe your idea of a perfect date
going on an adventure with them! and making memories…. discovering new things! and something to do with a pond or a creek or something because water is really important to me and i associate it with life and beauty and peace
2. whats your “type”
usually? messes. recently? puppy parker fangedpuppy warmpinks morningstar the first.
3. do you want kids?
nope! i think that bringing a child into a world thats on the brink of destruction both politically and literally is uh. not good!
4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?
oh i would def adopt! im against putting more children into the world but i would love to take one that was given up. more people should adopt
5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on
ive only been on one so. i GUESS when chris and i went to see the illumination entertainment film and we sat in the back of the theatre and i just talked about wanting to fuck the koala the whole time
6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)
im a virgo!
7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?
night time. im a vampire i. Thrive in the night
8. opinion on nap dates?
god hell yes
9. opinion on brown eyes?
the only good eyes. light eyes like green and blue just. creep me out. in my opinion like, the darkness of the eyes shows the trustability and love in a person
10. dog gay or cat gay?
haahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha
11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?
FUCK YES i fucking love animals like that so much oh my god i trust them so much
12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone
honestly? honest to god? swear on my life? them liking shit like. steven univerase and like, not having an opinion on ace discourse.
13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?
I THOUGHT THEY WERENT REAL
14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self
delete ur blog dumb faggot lol go outside steven pooniverse discuorse isnt a good way to spend your time. also please play literally any game other than undertale.
15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?
nope!
16. who is an ex you regret?
sam my abuser xD
17. night club gay or cafe gay?
hgghhghghghtghghhhhh night club. unfortunately
18. who is one person you would “go straight” for
hm… no one
19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?
movie gay because im gay and cant read
20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)
ghghghhghghh tommat or tomedd. its canon in me heart.
21. favourite gay youtuber
youtubers are bastards tyler oakley spit in my face and called me a fake gay so none
22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?
no bc i dont ask people out they ask me out
23. have you ever been in love?
YEAH BABY MY BOY PARKER @fangedpuppy HOOKED ME UP
24. have you ever been heartbroken?
yea xD
25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone
well. if we’re talking sexey times then its always both. but for actual love its usually having like. the polar opposite personality of me. like puppy!
26. favourite lgb musician/band
me moaning with dread into the sewers at 4 am, alone and in a devil onesie
27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays
if you see a mogai or a transphobe? beat their ass then run
28. are you out? if so how did you come out
yeah but ive come out so many times idk man
29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have
my mom outing me to my home the phobic brother el oh el
30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality
try just not being gay! :^) [SARCASM]
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I'd like to extend a big thank you to everyone i follow for not posting steven pooniverse discourse anymore
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Hey remember when bismuth was gentle with Steven when she was still in lion? She was calm and gentle and made sure to be soft with Steven. She wasn't a violent or bad character, she wanted to kill the oppressors of homeworld. She wanted to save other gems. (I direct this at people who dislike bismuth not you but felt like you would enjoy this)
U bet I remember. Bismuth was gentle and friendly and emotional but none of that matters apparently because she wanted to kill her oppressors who are murderers themselves lol. But I try to keep the biscourse strictly on my su sideblog @stevs-pooniverse so follow me there for more
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do you think stevens pooniverse will end soon
#not cancel#I mean#like they gonna wrap it up yet#five is a good number to stop#a lot of series ended at five#cmon please
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in this episode: ruby goes mgtow and amethyst has some sort of horseplay fetish. ye haw
Ruby actually deciding she's okay without Sapphire, or not fused with her anyway, because she just kept to the fusion status quo because Rose said so, is actually somewhat insightful and interesting, and Steven's kneejerk "get back together love !!!" reaction is even curbed by Greg's entirely reasonable advice. It's great. how will they ruin it
... Man, Steven tells Ruby she can even love someone and still want time alone. The second Ruby started bawwing I was expecting them to crash the pendulum right back into the other end of the horseshoe (or... something) and the show would start shoving one of its usual bizarre post-aesop aesops down our cumholes. But instead not only does Steven say something sane, it's him applying what Greg told him earlier. Kind of. We never actually saw him process what he was told and decide to change his mind. But I can pretend it's good writing and that much is an improvement for this show
This even brings the wedding thing into a sane context. Steven suggests it as a healthier alternative to their current situation. I mean the marriage and wedding thing itself is just boring pandering meandering and a waste of fucking time but they just skimmed so damn close to something good and insightful it's astounding. Talk about
saphr randomly starts angsting about the dead gems over wedding invitations why did no one ever cre unti now and then spahr fucking over wedding envelope numbers this is stupid
....and then stephen makes the huge fucking stupid mistake of letting bismuth out in the bubbe room and it immediately goes horribly wrong, what fuck was he expecting
oh look that ornge monter gem wasn't jasper. lol nebvermind i'm not looking forward to anything anymore
Although Bismuth stuffing her face in hot lava and gargling it is great
And then Bismuth takes it... way too well. I mean it's almost interesting if you bothered to explore why her reaction is like this, maybe she was doubting her own convictions all along and this is that last push she needs to- what fuc you mean bismuth is surprised garnet unfused over that. she unuses over mad revelations all the damn time that reaction should be a "well no shit lol"
I can't tell whether Steven is being smort by reassuring Bismuth that no one will care she's back or insensitive
She has a damn good point, the gems could have come got her any time they wanted but the plot kind of fucking forgot her lol
wedding episode
owow the female nonbinary women gem people are all wearing tuxedos and pants and shit wow is this show breaking the gener bindary by doing the exact same opposite thing as it always done??
and only yhen does amethyst think roses might have been a bad choice of flower. steven has a different flower on his lapel though, where'd that come from?
Okay, but Peridop is wearing a sundress like a normal person. why
I wish they had actually *done* something with Rupy and Sappire wearing *the exact opposite of what you'd expect exactly as you'd expet !!!" like have Ruby actually want to be the girly one this time and Sapphire honors it by being the groom- that is, have Sapphire be considerate of Ruby. Would make up for all those other times I bitched about where Ruby is made subservient to Sapphire in a like crypto-gynocentric fashion. (... That's probably the worst phrase I have ever typed.) Instead they just parrot the mediocre and obvious aesops from the previous episodes.
how did rupy not set the dress on fire setting herself on fire
mn remember hiw llars wanted to be social n shiet and was really angst about it and now he's missing this major social event? lol who cares lol
mayor and actor guy are a better ship than any other couple this show has ever produced, and it's all the result of Sugar's gender-nonbinary female-worshiping inability to quit shitting on men. reeeeeeeeee
stev starts cri because the diamonds come, but he only did that the first time because blue visited pink's grave and cried... oh, never mind, she's just crying for no reason. why. why not have her arrival heralded by something normal, instead of making her cry so they can autistically and emptily call back to the other thing? we get it, you referenced the excel spreadsheet detailing the previous episodes and the cell for "Steven hears Blue Bismuth coming" said "crie".
they have to stop and explain to bismut what the clsuter is with a dumb over-compressed single sentence that doesn't add anything or help anything except to paper-mache over the fact that the writers forogt bismut existed for way too long. Just... pretend she got caught up off screen and skip this dumb shit. It just feels so awkward.
then steven has to sleep, which is double dumb (and wasn't even the case when he talked to the clussy last time, was it? when he was in the drill)- first by breaking the mood having him go "omg lol gotta take a naaap~~~", and then making him look pathetic for falling asleep that fast just because one second of lullaby, even though we're supposed to be watching him do something heroic immediately afterwards. You'd think he could at least go straight into a dream-state without actually falling asleep first, or something, because magic.
so where was the cluster? deep in the earth, but near the surface somewhere, but now it's just hanging out right by the surface near beach city i ges
and then clussy bitchslaps the diamondos because no shit it does steven talked to it once, nothing matters
... Wait, I've already forgotten, but he went to sleep just to check on the clussy, right? But it helped them anyway, because of course it did, so that was pointless. why
"it's... pretty interdasting when you think about it" I hate this. Why did they just shove this stupid little quirky line in in the middle of steven having a serious exposition conversation with blue? why did you fucking have to ruin the tone with it?who wrote this shit
so why is lapis here? they're going to punish me like a crystal gem i'll be one, but the diamonds don't seem to give a single fuck about her.
and then blue just gets nuked by the crashing ship anyway no one cares
and then the cluster just goes back to its literal bubble no one cares
and then peridop and lapis and no one else conveniently get poofed becuase that's the only way those two chan fucking change outfits in this autistic fucking show. wait, how did rupy and sap change into wedding gear earlier?
and then steven has an out of body experience...?????? what fuck happening
steven's mindblast peptalks would be fine in any normal context but like this it just comes off like he mindraped them into thinking positively. he just says the thing and without even responding to him saying it the gems parrot it.
and then steven flails around blue and it just looks ridiculous and stupid and that's how they solve everything the end
Basically, the show is trying to finally have things happen, but the weight of all the absolute crap it has written up until this point, as well as its weird approach to its aesops/morals, is fuck. Even if the writers have started to take their shit seriously they'll have to spend a lot of damn time unraveling the shit they've wrought, digging themselves out of the shithole they dug themselves into, before they can get things moving properly again.
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sorry guys Steven Pooniverse sucks Trollz is the new thing in
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