#stampy laughs | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

Visit Blog

Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.

Fun Fact

Post activity is at the highest at 4:00 pm EDT; notes peak at 10:00 pm EDT.

stampy-long-head · 2 years

Text

Endergender

A gender relating to the end, specifically things like endermen, enderdragons, ender pearls, eyes of ender, etc

Requested by @thecatac0mbs

Pronouns could be end/ender/enders, end/ends, pearl/pearls, eye/eyes, etc

(Free to use, read dni before interacting)

#stampy laughs #mogai #mogai safe #xenogender coining #xenogender #minecraft #minecraft gender

252 notes · View notes

cybergrapeuk · 1 day

Text

One of my hobbies is making Stampy gifs and uploading them to tenor dot com and today I thought it would be a good idea to put them on Tumblr as well.

This is my first Stampy gif jumpscare:

(⚠️Flashing Effect on 3rd GIF⚠️)

Every time you use these, my heart explodes!

4 notes · View notes

skzooweemama · 8 months

Text

Tickle Fights with SKZ!!

(Hyung Line)

~~~

hello beautiful people! i have made my return to writing on tumblr! ik a lot of you won’t know that bc i am not tagging or mentioning my main acc, but it is merely the truth! anyway, i’ve been into t-word stuff for a whileeee and i wanted to try my hand at it!

have my headcanons!

(ps. pretty sure these can be either platonic or romantic so just use that imagination)

~~~

Tickle Fights:

Chan:

- so gentle, but might instigate the fights

- you’ve seen how he is with the boys… like c’mon now

- really likes when you get goofy with him, which is usually what leads to these fights

- you’ll both be giggling about something, him (and you?) doing the excited hand flaps when he can’t help but poke at your tummy

- if you’re ticklish, he’s not stopping, coming in with more gentle pokes and prods to keep you laughing

- if you’re not, he sits there for a good second processing, wondering why you didn’t laugh

- perfect time for a counterattack fr

- he’s plenty ticklish himself, so even if he’s getting you good (unless he has you completely pinned, which doesn’t happen a lot), you can still get him back

- his sidesss literally they're so so bad

- please tickle him there and don’t stop until he’s begging

- you pretend to count his muscles sometimes and it drives him actually insane

- too much of a gentle giant to actually do anything abt it though (other than trying to get you back)

- lots of dramatic “ahh!”s and his squeaky laugh

- STAMPY FEET OMG

- honestly, satisfied with the fight as long as you’re laughing (whether it’s from being ticklish or giggling at his cute reactions)

Lee Know:

- annoying.

- ANNOYING.

- he actually doesn’t start these fights a lot, knowing he’s just as ticklish as (or even more ticklish than) you are

- however, whenever they DO start, the foul play… it’s rampant

- he likes to cook for y’all, and you like to bug him while he does so

- a lot of the time this looks like back hugs that allow you to pepper kisses along his shoulders while he’s chopping vegetables, which is slightly annoying but nothing to seek revenge over

- however- if you ever get the inkling to sneak your arms around his waist and quickly dig your fingers into his ribs (which tends to happen sometimes)

- watch out.

- one day, this is exactly what happens. he’s cooking, you come up behind him and tickle his ribs and he lets out a squawk of laughter

- by the time he turns around, you’re already hightailing it out of the kitchen

- he lets you get away, deciding to go after you later

- will use any sort of method to trap your limbs in order to tickle you without fearing retaliation (and if you’re not ticklish… well i’d recommend getting him good)

- blanket burritos, pinning you under his body weight, pulling your shirt over your head suddenly

- you name it, he’s done it

- tickle fights between the two of you may last for days, with each of you trying to find away to one up the other’s previous revenge attacks

- usually, these culminate in the biggest wrecking session and the shame of the loss is enough to end the fight

- i wish i could say this was a 50/50 split, but honestly… you lose most of the time

- god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers 🫡

Changbin:

- definitely more soft than lee know, but can still be incredibly annoying

- just in general, not even with his tickle fight tactics

- he usually inadvertently causes the fight to start, however

- he’s loud, just like all the time, 24/7

- sometimes you just want him to shut up, just for a little while

- and though making him laugh isn’t technically making him be quiet, it’s a welcome alternative to whatever other sounds he’s making

- as soon as he opens his mouth to parrot one of his little bits for the 30 millionth time, you strike

- this is how most of your tickle fights start

- he tends to have short, choked laughs at first

- if he can get away, you won’t hear his true laugh

- however, if you can get him defenseless, he’ll start his cute cackle immediately

- his chest is the best place to attack if you want this to happen, just make sure he can’t swat at you

- he will get you back as well, just a warning

- those muscles aren’t just for show, you know

- he isn’t ever mean or sadistic, he just likes to hear you laugh and if his jokes aren’t doing that, his hands will have to do

- he’s so soft

- I LOVE HIM

Hyunjin:

- drama king. king of drama.

- the MOST dramatic.

- you could have accidentally brushed his side while passing him in the hallway while the two of you were doing your own things and he’ll let out a loud “AH!” and clutch his side like he’s been shot

- really, he does too much.

- yes, he is that ticklish. yes, you want to exploit it.

- sometimes you’ll come with him while he practices choreography, and if he’s getting too frustrated with himself, you have the perfect solution

- when he’s groaning and pulling his beanie over his eyes after a mistake, you sneak up behind him and quickly massage his hips

- he shrieks, trying to step forward to escape you, but you take the opportunity to grab him around the waist and wrestle him to the ground

- you can get in some good tickling on the way down, especially when his beanie is still over his eyes

- his laugh is very screech-y, less a laugh and more a scream

- however, once he’s got his sight back, he’s gonna try to turn the tables

- hyunjin definitely is the type to get weak when tickled, but his long limbs can be good weapons

- be careful to avoid blunt force trauma from them swinging around

- once the attack is over, he doesn’t actively try to get you back (but if you put yourself in a compromising position… rip you)

- he does hold a grudge though so he prepared for some more dramaaa

- will probably demand food and affection as payment for your deeds

#stray kids x reader #skz tickle #stray kids fluff #stray kids tickle #skz x reader #bang chan x reader #lee know x reader #changbin x reader #hyunjin x reader #fluff #kpop tickle #kpop fluff #stray kids fanfic #skzooweemama.writes

187 notes · View notes

honeycoveredpaper · 6 months

Text

Thank you, Stampy, for all the smiles, laughs, and memories.

#art hive #mcyt #stampy #stampylonghead #stampys lovely world #stampylongnose

111 notes · View notes

conarcoin · 1 year

Text

ok im not done shoveling smp tags from minecraft but i promised i'd post faves so here's my favorite tags i saw from last night. keep in mind these are all on minecraft fics and these are all real ao3 tags

British Character For Diversity Reasons

c!Stampy Cat has PTSD

Crunchwrap Supreme Can Speak

Cum City

Dead Dream: Do Not Eat

die green boi

don't you fucking dare compare my story to Boyfriends

Endermen/Enderwen (Women)

except prince philip

fuck aphmau

homophobic chicken

hypixel-adjacent trauma??

I FUCKING hate bilzo

i wanna see RAINBOW FLAGS

i was listening to cbat the whole time i wrote this

if that one 2015 human bill cipher fanart seduces bottom british jesus

incoherent screaming and panicking (illumina)

inflicting my own illness upon georgenotfound

lgbt gaming

live laugh emotional terrorism

man ao3 I sure did want Jeon Jungkook in on this

many many more sex

minor destruction of property (fruit)

Mr Gaming - Freeform

muffin grenades

Murder! It Sure Happens

my heart is broken… my fuckign muffins…. Fuck you whoever ate my fucking muffins have a mediocre day

mycraff budder buhder

No beta i am actively being hunted down by weezer

not c!shittyfartbaby69 friendly

Obamaverse

#wonders of the bins

469 notes · View notes

hazbinhoteloc-ninlil · 9 days

Note

*Stampy comes back giving updates on heaven and hell.*

"I can't find Lilith Lucifer seems to be recovering I can't get to adam but his mental health is improving slowly I think Lucifer proposed to eve eve is coming to understand the modern worlds and Lucifer's Daugher young Charlie is doing great with her hotel."

I’ve… never met the queen. I heard she was helping Lucifer. But I’ve never met her.

Also… Lucifer… proposed? That’s, amazing! Good for him, both of them! Eve deserves that happiness… Is Adam okay with it? Im happy everyone seems to be moving…on…

Ninlil’s laugh is wet as she begins to cry a bit. Her chest suddenly tight… it seems she wasn’t needed after all. She shook her head and did her best to bury it. Giving a strained smile.

Haha! Of course the hotel is doing well without me! I’ve never doubted it! The princess has good people around her. I’ve always had faith in her competence!

Please… if you can, keep trying to get ahold of @sinner-master-adam for me… I need to know he’s okay.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc #ninlil #hazbin oc #asks #ask answered

27 notes · View notes

yanderelmk · 11 months

Note

"Dork dork dork dork dork-"

She eventually breaks down giggling.

~💜💫

Red Son's eyes began to spark and he stamped his foot like a bunny. "I am not! I am intelligent beyond measure and- STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!" MK and Mei were both laughing now too, Red Son's huffy lil anger stampies were just too cute for words. Red Son crosses his arms, brows furrowing and pout more pronounced. "You all ought to fear me!"

71 notes · View notes

stampy-offical · 4 days

Text

More of hells little darling!

Alyx is of course the one who first comes to come to grips with their feelings.

She finds this out through a talk with rosie.

It went like 'hey..Rosie?' "Yes sugar?" 'I was talking to friends about what kind of men or women we like...' "yes?" 'Well I was thinking a tall string caraing man..maybe even one who's good with kids and is a big softie..like he's a large teddy bear." 'Stampy.' "W-what?" 'You just told me you fell in love with stampy.' "...oh my lucifer." 'Don't worry honey. Girls get time to understand who they like before they become women. I wish you the best of luck!'

Stampy meanwhile Was oblivious and both him and husk were just laughing.

Husk:so...Alyx?

Stampy:huh?

Husk:come on you get a doopy smile chuckle a lot and you even get all stary eyed watching her fight.

Stampy:aye! She's just a very good and elegant dame. I like her cause she's smart hard working and a gentler soul. Simple. You however like angel.

Husk:huh? No I don't. I pity him.

Stampy:you make him special drinks save him from loan sharks shoot at any Vee employee who looks at him funny and baby his pet pig.

Husk:...he's good company and I like Nuggets..

Stampy:sure....

*five hours of drinks later.*

Stampy:*drubk as shit*..she doseny like me like that....I'm an old sun of a bitch...I'm a geezerr...she's a young strong lady...

Husk:*also drubk* im just...*hic* just sayikg..vall..Val dosent deserve angel I..I do I treat him roght.. I make him happy and all kinds of glad...I make him feel lovesd...

*both then pass out after another hour of drinks and pretentious finds them and while talking to them.*

Pretentious:I felt that way with Cherry bomb. Just be honest and hope for the best..

Husk:*Strugling to stand* i-ii I can do that..

Stampy:*grumbling about Later with his face on the counter.*

It took MONTHS of alastor and Dawn trying to get them together before they asked Nifty for help.

Nifty cracked her neck and grabbed Al's mic and yelled into it. "JUST KISS" "AND YOU GAYS NEED TO CONFESS! GET GOING!"

Charile then found out and started doing everything in her power to help while Vaggie and Rosie set up date ideas.

Rosie got stampy and alyx on a romantic walk in the most flowery part of cannibal town.

Vaggie meanwhile shoved Husk and angel into a restaurant the hotel denizens frequent.

After the dates they got congratulations and gifts from friends.

Lucifer of course got them ducks.

Alastor gave Stampy the talk. Alo stampy did was laugh and say if anyone's killing him it'd be Alyx or Dove. Not Him.

Husk meanwhile sent a pic of a sleeping angel dust with a note 'He's mine forever. FUCK YOU! The casino master PS your staff are banned from my business'

The Vees still keep hearing the bitch fests Valentino has about it.

Vellette tried to harass Stampy about his engagement in a overlord meeting only for stampy to snap back.

Vel:come on you geezer isn't she a little young for you?

Stampy:isn't this position of power too much responsibility for you?

Vel:listen here you old fossil!

Stampy:and last I checked your love life wasn't better. Why are you here again? Oh right! Murdering your Ex! Which one was he? 1st? 2nd?

Vel:*ashamed* 4th...

Stampy:1st ex left her for her mother. 2nd left you for the neighbor. 3rd ran away with your dad. And then there's the men who used you to get to your cousins. Or your friends.

Vel:*turning red* SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Stampy:what was that old phrase? Always a bridesmaid never a bride? Well yours is worse. Always the matchmaker never the partner. I might have never dated in my living life. But at least I'm doing better then you.

Alastor:*who saw everything with the other overlords* This is a productive meeting!

Zesteail:*Laughing at Vellette*

That little dig resulted in 5 non stop weeks of vee attacks. All the while husk and stampy have the time of their lives mocking them.

Alastor meanwhile is with dove just enjoying the good married life and spending time watching their daughter enjoy her afterlife.

#hells little darling

8 notes · View notes

targetslovelyworld · 4 days

Text

Headcanon: Veeva Dash was the one who came up with the parrot plan. Hit The Target, on the other hand, despised the idea since its conception.

Since parrots mimic sounds, and this parrot was spying on Stampy all the time, it probably started mimicking Stampy’s laugh. A laugh which Target is notably Not Very Fond Of. (In Saving The World, he describes it as sounding like “a fox with hiccups”)

He’d just be chilling and then he’d hear that laugh and think God Fucking Damn It I Hate This Annoying Ass Bird He probably didn’t even like the idea of Veeva getting any animal she could pack bond with. You know. Because like. His dog was stabbed to death BY STAMPY in front of his eyes. Target def sees Stampy as far more cruel to animals than he actually is (at least in modern day), and in his mind, a plan that uses an animal in such close proximity to Stampy would lead to one more dead animal.

No clue where Veeva hid that parrot because she sure as fuck wasn’t keeping it in that castle if Target had anything to say about it.

#she took the parrot in the divorce because Target didn’t want anything to do with it #targetslovelyworld thoughts #stampy's lovely world #stampys lovely world #hit the target #veeva dash #“that fucking bird that I hate” but it’s hit the target and the parrot

6 notes · View notes

stampy-long-head · 2 years

Text

Blockpartycoric

Gender relating to block party, minecraft, wool, party, and colorful things!

Requested by @dirtsystem

Pronouns could be wool/wools, 🐑/🐑s, pix/pixel/pixels, 🌈/🌈s, etc

(Free to use, read dni before interacting)

#stampy laughs #mogai #mogai safe #xenogender coining #xenogender #minecraft gender #rainbowcore

68 notes · View notes

kawaiidoodles95-blog · 4 months

Text

The Stranger Stampy Circus: Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

The (basically) first half of a long series I am making!

NOTICE: This is 11+! Throughout this story, there will be light mentions of blood, death, war, darker humor, and violence. While nothing here is explicit, if this bothers you in any way, keep on moving. Also, chapter 4 has a semi-explicit death. Trust me. I won't be mad.

AN: I am making this not only on here but on google docs. This is a crossover between Stranger Things, Stampy's Lovely World, The Amazing Digital Circus, and Wonka. Each chapter will have a name of one of the characters (or main POV's I refer to them as,) and whoever's name is on the chapter title is the person narrating the chapter.

Anyways, enjoy TSSC!

Chapter 1: Stampy

“So, Stampy, where are we going exactly?” My friend William Beaver asked. “Not quite sure, truthfully. I guess we are just going to have to find a place to settle down,” I shrugged. Hello, my name is Stampy! I was the owner of Lovely World, until my nemesis took over it. I am bringing my dogs and helpers with me to somewhere new to settle down. “Stampy, there is a beautiful place in the mountains around 4 miles from here,” Polly said, looking at the GPS. “That’s perfect,” I said, “We will have some leverage.”

We continued walking, until my dog Barnaby stopped. He sniffed around the ground a bit. “Boy, what are you doing?” I asked, kneeling down. Barnaby proceeded to start digging up the dirt. “I think he found something,” Fizzy examined. “You think? I think it’s pretty dang obvious,” Polly frowned. Barnaby stopped digging, and started barking at the hole. “What is my silly dog doing?” I murmured. A portal suddenly then erupted from the ground, and we all leaped backwards.

I blinked a few times, dirt in my eyes from the sudden eruption. The portal neither looked like a Nether or End portal. It was Bright red with gray gravel surrounding it. It was in the shape of a circle. Red lightning flashed from it, and ash started coming out. “WHAT DID YOU DO???” William cried at Barnaby. I reached my hand out to touch the portal. “Uhm, Stamps, I wouldn’t touch that if I were you,” Polly said. Suddenly, a vine came out and wrapped around my wrist, and dragged me into the portal. I started screaming, and when I looked behind me, my friends were not too far behind.

I woke up shortly after. “Guys..?” I called out for them. I had a loud cough, and what came out was ash… the same ash from the portal. When I looked around, everything was dark cyan. The ‘trees’ were all dead, bare as bone. There was no grass on the ground.

“Stampy? Is that you?”

I flung around and looked behind me. Right there was my nemesis’s coworker Veevadash. “YOU- You built this portal didn’t you? To trap me?” I asked. I held up my sword. “N-no… Stampy, I am just as confused as you are,” Veeva frowned. “Well then how did you find me and get here?” I murmured. “I followed you. I left Hit the Target to join you guys,” Veeva explained. “You promise,” I asked. She nodded her head, and I slowly put my sword away. Suddenly, William, Polly, and Fizzy came running to me with the dogs.

“Stampy! Are you alright? What’s Veeva doing here?” My helpers asked. “I don’t know. But she promised me she wasn’t working with Hit the Target, and that she randomly ended up here too because she wanted to join us,” I explained, still skeptical. “Alright…” Polly frowned. I held out my hand for a handshake, and Veeva surprisingly took it.

“Ok, so now what?” William asked. “We befriended your arch nemesis’s spy, so already we have plans to die.” I shrugged, then glanced at Fizzy, who was crying. “Fizzy, what is wrong?” I asked. “I WANT COOKIES! I HAVEN’T HAD ONE IN HOURS AND I AM LOSING IT!” He screamed. “That sounds like an addiction,” Veeva commented. “I just shook my head and laughed. “Polly, do you have any ideas, because we are striking out. “Well, I suggest we start looking for an exit before we-” she started.

“And who might you be?”

Chapter 2: Vecna

I looked at the five strange people in front of me. One was an orange cat with green eyes, white boots, and a diamond sword. Next to him on his right was a reindeer with pink overalls and blood red eyes. Next to them was I guess the most normal of the group, a human girl with black hair and an outfit that I think might be inspired off of imperial Chinese clothing. To the orange cat’s left was a beaver with diamond clothes and an elephant who had golden pants.

“Damn,” I said, “You guys must be rich.” The orange cat shook their head. “No. By the way, my name is Stampy,” he said. “I am Polly,” said the reindeer. The human just gave a good confused look at me and said, “Vee…va?” I think she was confused because I look human… except for the fact that I am covered with vines and have a giant flipping claw. “My name is William,” added the Beaver. “I…am…Fizzy,” the elephant cried, choking on tears in between words.

“What’s wrong with that one?” I asked Stampy, pointing at the Elephant. “He has an addiction to cookies, and he has been deprived of them for hours,” Stampy explained to me. “I can tell. Anyways, I am Vecna, and welcome to the Upside Down. I rule this place,” I explained. “What kind of stupid name is that?” Veeva asked. “Which name? My kingdom or my name,” I asked back. “Uhm, both,” she said. “Trust me, Ma’am, I agree. But some D&D obsessed teenagers called it that, and now my script says I have to call it that,” I frowned.

“So… what is this place?” Fizzy asked. “And are there cookies here?”

I sighed. “No, Fizzy, there aren’t cookies. “Then what use are you to me?!” He cried. “Would you like to be alive?” I asked him. He nodded quickly and then shut up.

Oh boy, I thought, I was in for a treat.

I led them inside of my castle, and showed them around. “While you stay here, guys, just… don’t touch anything,” I explained. They all quietly nodded in agreement. “Good. Anyhow, I hope you enjoy your stay, you will be here for a while,” I said. I smacked a wall, and a hidden door opened up. I heard a few “oooh”’s and “ahhh”’s coming from the group. “Thanks for the rooms,” Stampy said while looking at the beds. I just shrugged. “No problem I guess.”

That night, I went up to my best friend, Moriss. “New guests?” He asked. “Yeah, new guests,” I said. “We keep getting those. We first had the Squishmallows, and now we have these furries-” Moriss started. “They aren’t furries… I don’t think, but they sure are freaks of nature if I do say so myself,” I said. “Henry, do you realize what you look like?” He responded. “Right. I shouldn’t be so judgmental. I guess we should all be accepting, it’s why I made the Upside Down a town in the first place,” I smiled, looking out the window.

-+*~*+-

The next morning, I heard the LOUDEST screaming coming from Stampy’s room. I raced downstairs, burst the door open, and ran inside. “Uhm, what’s going on?” I asked. “We are having a pillow fight,” Fizzy grinned. “WHY IN GOD’S NAME WERE YOU SCREAMING?” I cried. “Don’t blame us,” Veeva said, “Fizzy was mostly screaming. We kept telling him to stop, but he wouldn’t.” I just shook my head in disbelief. “You guys are insane,” I frowned. I just walked back upstairs to sleep just a bit more.

“AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!”

“FIZZY! KEEP IT DOWN! “I WANT COOKIES!”

This was gonna be a long day.

Chapter 3:Pomni

Today was the last day in the office before Christmas break. We were celebrating with hot cocoa, cookies, and a gift exchange. My coworkers are Jasper, Rianna, “Zoob,” Gaipha, Kayon, and Cain, who is also my boyfriend. “I GO FIRST!” Jasper called out. “No, Jasper, our boss Cain decides who goes first,” Rianna sighed. “Oh c’mon Raggedy Ann, he’s too busy with Pomni sleeping on his shoulder,” Jasper grinned. At that moment, I woke up.

“Huh? What? I was sleeping?” I asked. “Like a rock,” Zoob added. Everyone giggled a bit. “Ah, my dear, why don’t you open your present first?” Cain smiled. He went to the tree, and picked up a present, handing it to me. I quickly scrambled to open it, and what was…

“A red button?”

Jasper raised his hand. “Erm… I was your secret santa, but I didn’t give you that. “Are you sure?” Gaipha asked. “That sounds like something you’d buy.” I was examining the red button with awe. It was a long thin tube, the size of a pointer finger. The button had lightning and clouds inside of it, and it was strangely menacing.

“Jasper, if you didn’t get me this, then HOW did it end up here?” I asked. “Not sure, Pomni. I think you should press the button, anyway. What’s the worst that could happen?” Jasper grinned. “I mean, there are a lot of terrible things that could happen,” Kayon commented, “A nuclear explosion, setting off asteroids, abstrac- you know what, I am not going to say it.” I nodded my head. Cain looked at me, then the button, then back at my eyes. “Well, it’s your choice.”

“You can press the button if you want. Or you can leave it. It’s your secret santa.” I held my breath. “I’m gonna do it,” I said, and I pressed the button.

And that was the last I felt or saw before I woke up.

-+*~*+-

“Pomni, POMNI!” Cain called, shaking my elbow. “What!? Where are we?” I asked as I jolted upwards, looking in all directions. Next to me were Rianna and Jasper, who seemed to have been transported too.

But none of my other co-workers were there.

“Where are the others..?” Rianna mumbled as she rubbed her head. “Not sure,” I responded. She pulled her trusty butcher knife out of her pocket. “Whoa, dollface! Slow down! We don’t want to scare whoever lives in the area,” Jasper said sarcastically. “Jasper, nobody lives here. This is a barren, blue, dead, wasteland of a place,” I frowned. “Truth be told, I am not sure this is safe to breathe in,” Cain added, “It’s filled with giant chunks of ash, we could suffocate if we breathe this stuff in.” Jasper rolled his eyes. “Thanks for the confidence, I definitely feel confidence-d.”

After looking around for a little while, we stumbled upon a massive chapel. “Good heavens, that’s gorgeous,” Rianna breathed.

“It is, isn’t it?”

My friends and I screamed and jumped together. A weird vine man stared at us with a sleepy orange cat on his shoulders. The man had menacing black, circular eyes. The orange cat had his eyes half-open, as he was trying to stay awake. He had green eyes, purplish gray boots, and a diamond sword. “Nice to meet you,” The man smiled, holding out his vine-covered claw, “I am Vecna.”

“So you are here to help us?” I asked politely. “Yep! You aren’t my first visitors. I will show you around.”

Chapter 4: Hit The Target.

“So, this is where Stampy left me to die?”

I looked around the strangely colorful ‘outside,’ with a circus tent in the distance. I walked on the obviously game textured grass, and looked around. On my right were some small mountains. On my left was a lake with a sign that said “DROWN IN THE DIGITAL LAKE -Caine <3.” I snarled. “Don’t mind if I do. Won’t be the first time I do. I just… need to find an exit. Then I can get my revenge.” I looked around. Shrugging, I just continued walking to the circus.

The circus was also empty. Just a colorful menagerie. A lot of shapes, blocks, and slides scattered around. “What the h-” I said, but something spread across my mouth. “D(CENCOR) it! I CAN’T EVEN SWEAR WITHOUT THIS THING ON MY MOUTH MAKING IT ‘CHILD FRIENDLY!’” Suddenly, I felt a splash of pressure on my eyes. It felt like something was pushing against it, wanting to come out.

“AUGHH! I WANT TO LEAVE!” I screamed, my voice echoing against the walls. The pressure was only getting worse, and I shut my eyes out of instinct. I proceeded to run blindly into a wall. I finally had the ability to talk, but then… I was censored from what I wanted to say.

I walked around the giant room, through what felt like endless halls, just trying to find some way to leave. It felt like an eternity. There was a hallway with what I assume were living quarters, because they had images of strange people on them. Though, some of the faces were crossed out. “This place is giving me the creeps…” I murmured. I found a set of keys conveniently on the floor, and opened one of the crossed out face’s doors.

“WHAT THE HECK!”

In the room, there were distorted pictures of the character with red paint saying “EXIT” all over it. I screamed and ran out of the room, tears starting to form in my eyes. For once I felt… fear. It was odd. “I JUST WANT TO LEAVE!” I yelled to the heavens. “WHY CAN’T I!?” The pressure is so bad, my eyes felt as if they were going to burst. The vision around my peripherals started dimming with weird glitchy splotches. I then collapsed on the floor, and felt as if my body was breaking.

I crawled over and barely stood up to look into the closest mirror I could find, and screamed once more. The right half of my face was turning black and glitching. Black gooey deer antlers emerged from my head, and I fell backwards on the floor. “WAS THIS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS WHOLE TIME, STAMPY? TO LET ME DIE ALONE IN A DIGITAL PURGATORY FOREVER?” I barely choked out. I closed my eyes, and held my breath. I watched as my entire vision went black, and all I felt was breaking away.

“Goodbye, world. I will come back one day, though. Cross my heart and hope to… die…”

Chapter 5: Stampy

(A day later)

I looked at Pomni, then at the rest of the group. Now we have a whole lot of people; Me, Vecna, Fizzy, Polly, William, Veeva, Pomni, Caine, Ragatha, and Jasper. “Pomni, my dear, what was that ping for?” Caine asked. “Apparently someone abstracted,” Pomni muttered. “I feel like I missed something, what’s abstracting?” Vecna asked, shaking his head. “Well… it’s the process of dying in our video game. The longing and want to leave drives people to the brink of madness, causing them to become this glitchy distorted form,” Ragatha explained. “Holy moly! That’s a bad way to go,” I frowned, my ears lowering and my tail between my legs.

“Did ANY of you bring cookies? I am gonna commit mass murder and overthrow the U.S government if you don’t give me one RIGHT NOW,” Fizzy threatened. “Holy shoot, Fizzy! NO! We did not bring cookies, and you are NOT overthrowing the government,” Jasper snapped. “Since when did you care about the government, authority, and it being overthrown?” Pomni teased. “Guys, guys. SHUT THE HECK UP. Who did this abstracting thing?” Vecna asked. Pomni looked at her watch which I assume gives notifications about the game. It was red and blue; the same colors of her skirt. It had a very shiny finish. Looking closely, every one of her colleagues had the same kind of watch.

“Apparently the one who abstracted was a guy on the Digital Circus server by the name of Hit the Target,” Pomni said. My pupils shrunk, and I realized what I did. I banished HTT (his initials) somewhere, but I didn’t know where. But now I do. Whatever this “Digital Circus” world was… it killed him. “He… died? But he’s already dead,” Veeva mentioned. “Stampy killed him once.” I looked at her. “But I resurrected him,” I said, giving a counterpoint. “So what? He’s a green zombie, he still can’t die!” Veeva explained. “But this is a video game,” Vecna said, “video game logic isn’t the same as real life logic.” I nodded, remembering all of my times in MINECRAFT when I almost died.

-+*~*+-

Everyone was eagerly talking while the dinner was passed around. There was a big, juicy chicken. Everyone dug into that, while Vecna, the head of the table, took bites out of his food that no human ate. I stared at everyone, eating. Though I wasn’t hungry. I still felt guilt for HTT’s death despite all the pain he caused. He killed my dogs, kidnapped me and my helpers, almost blew up my lovely world… I don’t know. I just felt bad.

Chapter 6: Vecna

After dinner, everyone went to bed… except for me. How could someone die such a horrible death? I mean, I have experienced some horrific deaths, but how did that specifically happen? I know it’s video game logic, however, this is different. This person is actually dead.

“Hello?”

“I mean, what if I got stuck there? Good god, I am horrified just THINKING about it!” I cried in my mind

“Erm, sir..?”

“What if one of my citizens got stuck there, and we didn’t know?! I can’t sleep!” I kept thinking.

“SIR!”

I snapped out of my thoughts, and frantically looked around. “WHO THE HECK SAID THAT?” I screamed, grabbing a knife from the table and standing up. I kept looking around, but couldn’t see who it was. I finally looked down, and there it was. A small orange man with green hair stood in front of me. “Who the fudge are you?” I frowned. “I am Lofty, and I need your help,” The small man said. “Man, your voice is much lower than I expected…” I muttered. “Anyways, what do you need?” He gave me this look that said he meant no funny business. “So you know that portal room you have?”

-+*~*+-

“So which portal do you need?” I asked. “Type in the word ‘Wonka.’ Don’t ask questions about the name, got it?” Lofty asked. “Alright,” I shrugged. I typed in the word, and a brown portal opened. It looked like chocolate swirls. I, though, couldn’t savor the look for long, because I was suddenly sucked in. Just like what I have heard the other’s experiences were, I woke up shortly after.

My face felt fuzzy, so I reached out to touch it. “OH WOW, I BECAME MY HUMAN FORM AGAIN!” I grinned. I leaped onto my feet, as I also realized I was now wearing 1800’s clothes. “I feel so victorian! I am a Victorian boy!” I screamed to the heavens while bouncing around like an idiot. “AHEM. We don’t have much time to waste, my good sir. He could die,” Lofty interrupted. “OH. OK,” I said. Scrambling back onto my feet, I caught up to him on the rescue mission

“So who are we saving anyway?” I asked, walking into the chocolate chapel or whatever the heck Lofty called it. “We are saving a boy named Willy,” he responded. He proceeded to grab a rock off the ground. “What will you be using that for? You’re gonna be breaking some stuff, aren’t you,” I sighed. “Yep. I will be breaking some skulls just in case,” he said, picking up more rocks. I just glared at him.

After he was done picking up rocks for what felt like 3 minutes, he looked at me. “You break into the downstairs and deactivate the chocolate mechanism,” he instructed. “Look, why don’t I just use a rock to break that glass right there?” I asked. Lofty looked past me, and shrugged. “Sure, but that’s the easy route. Why not a challenge?” I ripped a rock out of his hand, and pummeled it into the glass. “Hopefully that didn’t kill anyone,” I smiled. Suddenly, I saw a hand stick out of the broken glass dome. I ran over to see what it was.

I helped the boy out of the tank. He looked to be at MOST four years younger than me. He had fuzzy brown hair, light brown eyes, a baggy ripped blue shirt, and some tan pants. “H-hi…” he murmured. I quickly grabbed him because he looked like he was going to faint. He was covered in chocolate, which I struggled not to lick off, because that would just be really weird and uncomfortable. So I sadly didn’t. “Thanks… I am Willy.” He smiled slightly at me, and I smiled back a bit. “Come on, let’s get you home,” I said.

Chapter 7: Willy

I assume I passed out, because I woke up some time later, on a couch. The guy who saved me was sitting there, next to me, looming over. “Erm… hi again,” I waved. “Hey. Are you alright? You just fell asleep in my arms, so I had to carry you back here,” the guy asked. “Yeah,” I smiled, “where am I?” He looked around, then grinned. “Welcome to the Upside Down, more specifically, this is my castle! My name is Lord Vecna, but you can just call me Vecna,” He exclaimed.

“I got saved by ROYALTY?” I thought.

Suddenly, an orange cat and a brown haired girl walked past. “Hey Vecna, did you pick someone up while you were out?” the orange cat teased. “NO! I just saved this person, Stampy. Second, HE IS A BOY!” Vecna yelled. “Vecna, everyone knows you are Bi. Your closet is made out of the clearest glass possible,” the girl added. “SHUT UP, POMNI! YOU BOTH GO UPSTAIRS!” Vecna commanded. “Fine, DAD, whatever,” Stampy grinned, as the two ran upstairs giggling. “Anyways, thank you for saving me,” I smiled. “No problem. I mean to ask… how did you get stuck in that chocolate tank anyway?” Vecna asked.

“Well, it was at night when I was asleep. Something came into my window and dragged me out of my room. Since it was dark and it was ink black, I couldn’t see what took me. All I could see were glitchy glowing spots. It took me into the downstairs of the chocolate chapel thing, turned on the chocolate release, and the entire room started slowly flooding with chocolate. I couldn’t get a good look at him before he left,” I explained.

“Good lord,” Vecna frowned, “That’s terrible.” I sighed. “It is, but luckily it’s gone for now.”

Vecna led me to my room, and it was MASSIVE. It had a king size bed with curtains all around. A giant closet and dresser was next to it. On the ceiling was an ornate chandelier made with real diamond. On the back wall was a beautiful bathroom, an indoor garden with peculiar plants, a desk, and a strange contraption that washed clothes automatically. “Wow! This is gorgeous and ornate! This is like heaven compared to the room I was in,” I smiled as I flew onto the plush mattress of the bed that did NOT break.

“What was your previous room like?” Vecna asked. “It was a closet. A bucket that served as a toilet, a dirt faucet that mud came out of, and a broken bed that I barely fitted in. And believe me, I am small,” I giggled. “Yikes, that’s rough,” Vecna said. “It was,” I responded, “but at least I am now here…”

“Willy? WILLY?” I heard someone say.

“What’s wrong?” I asked, opening my eyes. “Oh thank god you were only asleep. You scared me again,” Vecna sighed. “Sorry, I sleep heavily,” I lightly smiled. “No, no it’s fine, I just-” Vecna started. He shook his head. “Nevermind.”

I headed downstairs for lunch. There were amazing “subs” (as I came to find out they were called,) all perfectly in rows on the giant table. When I sat at the table, I put a jar of chocolates on it. “If you guys want, you can have some chocolate. Except for you, Stampy,” I smiled. “I know,” he laughed. “Oh, yes! I forgot to introduce the new member of our party. This is Willy… what’s his last name… Wonka?” Vecna said, introducing me to the group of 9 people. They all waved at me and smiled. Immediately, we all dug into the delicious warm sandwiches.

“Finally,” I thought, “Some actual freaking food.”

That's all for now! I hope you enjoyed so far.

9 notes · View notes

echotunes · 8 months

Note

ohp another ask sorry lol

(cw for mention of suicide jokes further down in this ask ^^)

grian also calls jevin "jev" i think?

jimmy says "bro" a lot, and "tha" ("that" without the last t)

for martyn! you said "kinda pronouncing the g in words like lon, strong, Renchanting" - i think i would word this more like, when he makes a "ng" sound, he ends it with a k. so like "ngk" (except "ng" is one sound. so ŋ, so "ŋk" is more accurate, i just dont know how well known ŋ is as a letter)

martyn also is good at just going with the flow of things. he's good at fake confidence and therefore intimidation. he's good at threats (this clip comes to mind)

martyn also knows some japanese, he has to take a second to think about it but he can say things in it

sometimes martyn does a "hehehe" laugh and there's a little "sh"ing to it? like his tongue is brushing up against his teeth like how it does with a sh sound but everything else is doing the laugh (like at the very end of this video)

martyn and jimmy have "the game's the game" as an inside joke, once the old sherrif is introduced in empires season 2. i know joel is unaware of it but thats about it, i assume its between just martyn and jimmy

martyn and grian call jimmy timmy, grian calls him tim, joel calls him jim

scott is very observant, as is martyn but scott especially

martyn swears when not around pg people, does so more when alone with chat than he does around others in general

scott swears a bit less than martyn and also can easily stay pg

and when i say "not around pg people" i mean literally that. like martyn will swear around some people on an smp but not others, scott's sworn around cleo on double life, etc

skizz swears sometimes—not enough that its a problem, he doesnt tone it down that much in pg spheres i think? but he does. for example in limited life "ive been a real dick to you" to scott, and in 3rd life he mentioned on the imp & skizz podcast, that after the first session they had a meeting and skizz said something about scar and grian telling skizz and [whoever he was with] to essentially go fuck themselves, and everyone in the call just exploded laughing because they did Not expect it lol. basically when skizz swears its funny and unexpected

something ive also noticed: jimmy tends to be more cautious of suicide jokes, like when he encounters one he usually goes "ohp" or "oh, jeez-" or something like that. cleo and martyn aren't so much, they're pretty comfortable with them i think (cleo in double life ghost pov: "suicide! thats what we want here" and martyn mentioning a thing he saw of stampy playing something and it suddenly cutting to him saying "and now im just gonna kill myself" and martyn found that hard cut funny)

jimmy is just generally more cautious of things that'd get him demonetized i think. he picked up really quickly on scott implying he wanted to call himself a "[f slur] guy" but couldnt because of TOS whereas it took martyn a good 10 or so seconds

martyn switches between zed and zee. he'll say xyz with zed but colin z with zee, for example

martyn ends verbal paragraphs with "so, there you go" quite a bit

martyn and all his characters are really gender inclusive, the old sherriff saying "good morning ma'am, good morning sir, good morning they, good morning them", for example (martyn's really good about this in general actually :D)

ren tries to be as well, "ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between" but he forgets sometimes

owen uses tone tags in speech, "slash gen" "slash s r s" "slash neg" "slash pos" "slash jay"

people like bek and tubbo do so as well sometimes but owen does it the most

oh, scar safe as a phrase :D scar uses it the most, grian uses it sometimes, idk about others

tubbo can get very loud. especially on rats. "RRRRRRRRATS??"

tubbo also constantly jokes about being homophobic while saying he's serious. tubbo himself is gay. this is such a thing that the emote tubFoe is a thing

it is 4am i should sleep

hi! I got all three of your asks but I won't post them all for spam reasons LOL but thank you so much for the notes and chat screenshots I'll be adding those tidbits when I get to it!

#this is. so much thank you for the assortment of Things #you phrased that martyn g pronunciation thing better than i did. that part of the doc is from its early days #so i was mostly phrasing things in a way where i myself would know what i meant with that. but yeah this is a better way to say it #echo.txt #echo.asks #starglowwos #character voices cheat doc #suicide mention

15 notes · View notes

thatdrunkarchon · 5 months

Text

no longer counting without you || hanako x reader headcannons(?)/oneshot || Part two bc I can't with that cliffhanger I literally made

God I literally hate myself- after those hc's I really wanted to do a oneshot follow up because I'd end up feeling really bad afterwards Also I just watched the last video of Stampy's lovely world and I'm crying Like seriously I'm not even kidding ANYWAYSSS Below will include; Angst, Fluff, slightly funny moments, horrible writing lmao

Maybe Hanako made a mistake.

Maybe he should've continued hesitating. If not for just a little bit longer.

Sitting on the windowsill in his bathroom, Yashiro mopping around the floor, staring out the window.

It felt.. increasingly nostalgic. Both the good and bad type.

"Hanako-Kun?" 'Amane?'

He blinked, freezing up. It was just Yashiro. It was just Nene. He turned to her, giving her a confused look.

"...Can I leave for the day?"

He snorted, finding it ironic that he was so tense, like she was about to turn into you or something.

Would she?

"Why do you wanna go home so early on in cleaning? What, another boy asking for a rendezvous in an empty classroom, organizing papers?~" He teased, Yashiro huffed.

"I didn't even go! You threatened me, Hanako-Kun!" She flicked her hair over her shoulder sassily, turning away with the mop in her hand, holding it to her chest and looking up like she was fantasizing.. something.

"I'm going to be meeting up with a new spirit! It's a little white kitty, and they said they were my protector! Uwaa~, I wonder if they can transform into a hot guy and we can fall in love, ehehe~" Yashiro giggled dreamily.

Hanako was.. not amused, to say the least. He jumped down from his place at the windowsill, turning her to face him. "You're going to have to tell me where this 'white kitty' is."

She happily complied. "They said they'd be waiting for me at the entrance of the scho- Hanako-Kun?" And just like that, he was gone.

Blush colored petals falling between an apparition and a cat, gracefully threading through the air like dancers desperate to be seen.

"The cherry blossoms are beautiful, are they not?" The cat would ask calmly, in that all too familiar voice. But he can't be too sure yet. He needs to know whether this milk white feline has overstayed their welcome. They could cause trouble. However harsh he was planning to treat the spirit in front of him, however, died down a bit with just the sound of a voice. He was weak, and he knew exactly why.

'God damnit.'

"You know, I don't think letting yourself in is a good idea, Yōkai. What if you were a Yakubyō gami, hm?" "I am not a Yakubyō gami, nor do I intend to act like one." It politely shut him down. Okay.. Alright. Maybe assuming a Yōkai was a Yakubyō gami was a bit offensive. Next apparition name, then.

"So you're just an apparition then." It nodded. "My job is to protect those who summon me. I do not mean to cause harm in any way by associating with that girl of yours." He couldn't help but perk up at that. There was a tone beneath their words. He just couldn't tell what it was. "Girl of mine? She's simply my assistant." This might be more interesting than he'd ever hoped for. "And what about you? Do you not have some sort of a human form, or are you too embarrassed to change into it? You seem quite stoic, though.." Does it look like they're laughing? He certainly is. "I.. do. Would you feel more comfortable if I was in it?" He didn't care, really. He talked to Yako on the daily, but.. He was kind of curious.

"I guess so."

He was surprised, to say the least.

Of course it was you. It had to be you.

What did you even do to end up like him?

Why didn't you come by sooner?

He was lost for words, how could he not be? You were standing right in front of him.

His hand twitched.

His leg moved forward.

But he didn't move. He couldn't.

This isn't the first time this has happened. Both as dreams and hallucinations. How can he be so sure? How can you blame him?

He regrets a lot of things. But he has to admit, one of the things he regrets most is leaving you behind.

You're still here though. Your not disappearing, he's not waking up, Yashiro talked about you for heavens sake.