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when you're chilling at leonardo's and decide to open global chat
never opening chat again [lie]
#ssoblr#star stable#star stable online#sso#sso global chat#sso chat#interacting with other players is a minefield#(this later devolved into an argument that went on for half an hour)#this is why i dont like busy servers lmao#ooc mateo speaking
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Girls im just tryign to fucking fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I was just late to a midterm because I was reporting people from homophobia in sso global chat true story LMFAOOO#sso
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Ik some people are worried about the proportions in comparison to the horses but like... arent we *supposed* to look kinda big on a pony??
#like irl ponies if an adult hopped on one ya know??#sso#character update#also global chat in poppy moon been surprisingly chill so far#i never open that tab but i saw the meme and got curious
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VERY bold of sso to assume that I have friends to do the group races with
#/hj#star stable#sso#shoutout to the two people in global chat who were also looking for a race buddy
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wearing our Christmas best 🎄
#im not even in the winter village!#🙃#someone in chat was like “does anyone else have a chainsaw”#and someone was like “everyone gets one”#and i just 🤣#sometimes global chat is great#sso#star stable#star stable online#sso glitch#sso bugs#sso screenshots#star stable screenshots#ssoblr#starstable#starstableonline#sso belgian warmblood#Ace
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rating Star Stable Online
Star Stable Online is a MMORPG! its plot seems to get pretty wild!
upon discovering that Fish was an option in the drop down name creators, i cackled with joy. this is Rusty Fishfish and Futurefish
our goal in this world was to become Fish. one glorious leap into the ocean showed us that it would be harder than anticipated, due to having taken a ‘dangerous’ fall. luckily it doesn’t seem like horses can be injured, even though the screen flashes red if you trip while jumping.
i joined right after the new character models became available. i think they’re pretty neat! some of the body types looked androgynous to me, but the game calls you a girl regardless. but you can still buy facial hair in the shop!
the world is a nice size! it’s scaled small enough that you feel like you’re going places even when your horse is physically moving a little slow, and the world is big enough that there’s plenty to explore while still being small enough that you see other players going about their lives pretty frequently.
speaking of other players! shout out to @ro-sso for warning me to never open the global chat. i did! i asked how to get hay after very rapidly forgetting what i had just learned. three people told me it grew on a farm. i said Ok. when i did find the hay (in a shop) i told the chat i had been betrayed and bamboozled and they said “BAHAHAHAHAHA”. later i used the Say chat to ask for help finding a championship that was starting soon, and everyone nearby was very helpful. you win some you lose some
quests seem to be the biggest part of the game! they’re how you get player and horse exp and level up and get better stats for competing. a lot of the quests i did felt very tedious. lots of riding back and forth and delivering messages and so forth. the worst ones involved herding horses that kept splitting into smaller groups and running around a mall doing errands for a sketchy guy. my favorite quests were the ones where i got to open my backpack and drag a tool onto something, which felt like playing Nancy Drew. there was also one where we got to follow the visible smell of pumpkin pie on a trail to a little cottage, and it was nighttime so there were cricket sounds as well!
there’s so much love and soul packed into this world! there’s a pony who was elected mayor! there’s a pirate themed race that has music just similar enough to the Pirates of the Carribean music to remind you of it while also remaining distinct! there’s a riding club that “wears pink and not only on wednesdays.”! there’s a girl with a pet owl named Toby who says “Even though he blathers about it, Toby loves bugs.” there’s vague sounds of people talking in areas with lots of NPCs! there’s a kid with a hot air balloon who takes you up to the cloud kingdom! he has a pet frog who can ride on your head! there’s an emo electric violinist who was really funny! you can get a kitten for your saddlebag! the music is pretty decent!
the clothes very strongly remind me of being 12. something about the slightly awkward way the clothes fit is nostalgic. there were also lots of flower crowns for the summer solstice!
a huge point for this game is that it has its own pride festival!
there’s just something about going to a new place and seeing rainbow flags everywhere, especially after the horrors of horse isle 3. i hear this game also has canon lesbian characters! this does make it even funnier that all players are assigned Cowgirl at login
the one thing that really surprised me is that if you play without a membership, you are apparently trapped in a demo version, and the rest of the game is locked behind a paywall. this sprang up on me after i started running out of quests. the game told me to level up to unlock more main quests, but the only way to get player exp was to do quests, and i pretty much ran out. this concept is really foreign to me, since every game like this that i’ve played before, the membership made your life much easier and more posh, but free players could still get a lot out of the game. games like club penguin, pixie hollow, animal jam, etc. it’s only about $5 a month, though, with a permanent membership option for over 50 dollars. i have not purchased it, but if I ever do, i will update my rating. :)
while googling the above problem to figure out what was going on, i learned that there's no level cap and there's seasonal events that give EXP, so even if you've finished the whole game, there can still be players more powerful than you with better stats dominating the competition. that seems ! a little rough! they also said that after you beat the game, there's not much left to do. hopefully the fun part is the journey and not the destination!
all in all, though, we did it. we became Fish.
and that makes it all worth it.
i’m rating Star Stable Online 4.5 out of 5 stars!
★★★★✬
please feel free to submit horse games or ask me to reevaluate! next up is Alicia Online!
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sso needs an option to mute only some chats. like. i wanna be notified for the friend and club chat but i do NOT want to be alerted when the fucking global chat kids are at it again!!!!
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i actually have a lot of ideas for future star stable updates so uh here's all that
dyeing your horses hair/hooves could be the tips,strands or just the whole mane and tail
flower accessories
horse body paint
Custom/adjustable clothing and tack
customizable home stable
custom shops kinda like the Myshops from animal jam as like a quick way to get shillings you could sell things you don't want or duplicates of items
uhmmm just a bigger home stable
SPEAKING OF- a little spot where you can view your horses in the field like where you can see your horses in the foals app but in the main game
consider the following: dinosaur magic horses just picture that for a minute what an amazing idea AND OH HOLY SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ONE COULD BE A SKELETON AND LOOK LIKE IT'S TRAPPED IN AMBER HOLY SHIT SSO HIRE ME I'M A FUCKING GENIUS
ooooo what about zodiac magic horses like they could be the like uhh fuck what do you call them? mascots? of all the zodiacs and like the little symbol on their leg or somethin
these neck wreaths are a MUST and i need to be able to change the flowers and it can't be a permanent thing or saves i want to change it on the fly just add it onto the character sheet
oh yeah more mane shit
blankets for the horses
lunging
video button on the photo mode thing it could be a GIF or a video and you can post it to Pinterest,Youtube or Twitter
custom horse names similar to the naming system in Alicia but with a filter
custom horse coat colors
or just completely customizable horses like you can adjust the height,width,length and depth,eye color,coat,mane color literally anything on the horse
a search bar in the global shop i saw this in chat earlier and decided to write it down)
how about a pegasus magic horse? like we have a unicorn why not a pegasus AND THAT HORSE BETTER HAVE THE ABLILTY TO FLY OR GONNA BE FUCKING PISSED JUST LIKE THE FISH HORSES THEY COULDN'T EVEN SWIM
anywaysssss i'm done rambling my inane nonesense to your poor unfortunate souls the odds of winning a lottery ticket are probably higher than the odds of sso ACTUALLY seeing this post and well i don't think they have a tumblr (that i know of.....) but it's worth a shot
#blue#yellow#orange#creativity#video games#star stable online#star stable oc#horse game#star stable screenshots
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Ok, so here are some thoughts I have on the new UI
Disclaimer: Some of these are probably just me things and not real issues lol
- I don’t like placement of map in the top corner, when I play sso I tend to keep my eyes focused on the bottom of the screen to see jumps and what not, and with the new placement I have to move my eyes farther to see the map. This takes my eyes away from my horse for longer, and makes me lose track of where I am/I ran into a few things trying to look at the map lol
- I don't like the placement of the speed indicator at the bottom of the screen, but hiding it gets rid of dismount button and forces you to rely on the x key
- I find the character pictures in the corner a bit distracting, they seem a bit to big and look out of place
- why is the chat bubble wobbly/squiggly/whatever? it's a stylistic choice, sure, but it's like...not exaggerated enough to read that way. It's sort of awkwardly in-between a clean design and a more squiggly design, making it look unintentional and messy to me instead of a artistic choice. I lowkey thought it was glitched at first lol
- So like...why is it incomplete? Settings, notifications, toggle view etc still have the old ui design, I just don't understand why they would seemingly release it with major aspects of it (i.e. character sheets, settings,) still unfinished
- So it's definitely aiming for mobile audiences, but it feels lackluster on pc
- I don't like the sparkles whenever you gain (h)xp
- Roughly the place where the dismount button used to be is now shopping…idk I just don't like how the shopping button is in front of the inventory button, I definitely clicked on it due to dismount button muscle memory a few times, and maybe this is me putting on too much of a tinfoil hat but it feels like by placing the shop button more prominently than the inventory button, they're trying to remind players of it more or get people to accidentally click it so people eventually pay more for clothes or whatever
- I like the loading screen! Art filling up the screen, font is pleasing, running horse
- There's now 3 styles of UI in the game now; the new UI, the old, and the updated race UI
- Honestly I like the race UI better than the new UI, I would maybe like it if they based the new UI more off that
- I don’t like having to click to level up horse although I could see that being useful for character leveling up if you want to time screenshots
- I like the animation leveling up comes with though
- reins glitch😩 not UI related but can they fix the reins connecting to saddle glitch already lol
- Inspecting players only works like 50% of the time for me now
- I'm not a fan of how separated all the buttons are now
-The white text on dark background in the chat box hurts my eyes and makes it hard to read but that's probably a me thing, I had a concussion that messed up my eyes and made it harder for me to read some text on screens including light on dark - however I did see someone else in global saying they thought the text was too bright as well
- I like the shared moment thing! The interactions with your horse are cute and fun
- I don’t like the extra call for pickup menu, I can see it being helpful but I'd like maybe a toggle button for that, like a "don't show this message again" thing
- Why does the inventory default to opening so low on the screen now?
- I like how you can see the exact xp numbers without the character screen
- Someone already mentioned it, but the champ groups...you can't see past like the first 4 letters of someone's names, and the scrolling
Anyway, I think it's fine overall, it's not my taste but I don't despise it like I thought it might
#star stable online#star stable#sso#some of these are just me nitpicking or me wanting to click on as few things and move my mouse as little as possible lol
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i dislike sso global chat somuch everyone just ignores eachother might just be my server but its so ARGHJJHHJSJD
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rosemary is having a meltdown
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Every time someone says something about the new character models being "ugly" or "too chubby" or shit like that in the SSO global chat I reply "skill issue mine looks sooo cute I bet you're jealous"
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Managing to make sso global chat predominantly positive and it's leading to a spin cult
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at least once a year i like to dress up as ydris and cause absolute chaos on whatever poor server i reside on. tonight was extra special. my sister dressed as lady gaga and global chat was serenaded with bad romance.
we actually had people show up to our “concert” meet and greet at the circus. it was amusing and i needed a good laugh.
so, for your viewing pleasure... lady gaga meets ydris sso
#sso#star stable online#ssoblr#i honestly have no other explanation than sometimes i just want to be childish and tonight was just that#if anyone ever wants to dress like ydris with my hmu#with me*
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hot take but I don't think it's that hard to understand that when you're an older teenager/adult engaging in spaces created for and aimed at children, it is your responsibility to create a safe and comfortable environment for kids. yes, even if you're still a teen and even if you don't like children or whatever excuse. it's really not that hard.
#patxt#growls so hard. 'but I don't like children!' then stop engaging in children's media and spaces LOL?#Also the amount of edgy teens playing things like sso or mps being really nasty in Global Chats like. i used to be like that but#it's not cool it's not edgy and you're making it unsafe for the kids who. u know. are the actual target of the game
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