aand heres some of the stardew bachelors

𝕎𝕖 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕨𝕟

ℕ𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕟

𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕟

(feat. @snakemoltsiren )

YOUKAI AU LORE!!!!!

literally just copy pasted what i told ghost in dms no beta we die like men

ok so my youkai au... SO I started thinking about it first when I saw Evan post about theirs, and I saw they they said theirs was more of an isekai style? So like, kinda Inuyasha vibes?? Also mine isn't like... TOO tied into the real hesowar au, bc i dont really know all the canon information so its all just... headcanons and my own worldbuilding (which i love to do i love worldbuilding its what i did for my thesis in art school ANYWAYYYY)) So my thoughts are kinda that theres this youkai world and each of the boys are originally human brothers that were all possessed by the youkai like hundreds of years ago and are now all these 6 powerful youkai that rule over 6 different domains. I think that in each domain, or maybe where all 6 of them converge theres a portal to the human world that opens up? Maybe both.... 7 portals, the strongest one thats always open is in the middle of the domains, each has their own, and their own unique connection to the human realm. I think Ichi, because he's a 9 tailed kitsune, he's connected to like, a specific Inari shrine I think each of the boys excepts for one or two, have like... at least harems or a partner or something at this point? It's later in their lives, idk theyre still young looking WHATEVER IDK, but Ichimatsu hasn't really... expressed any interest in anyone in the realm, yet complains to like, jyushi specifically that he feels particularly lonely. Like none of the people who come to worship him in the realm do it for him, theyre boring, whatever, idk, no connections. And since he's a trickster, the brothers are like "ohhh youre kiniving and play pranks and tricks, why dont you just like, trick a human to to be your mate/bride/spouse, humans are so interesting and quirky" and at first hes like 'no thats fucked up i wouldnt do that' but the he thinks about it ...

SO MEANWHILE, in the human world, this version of Mao, i think, is just in some like... job to pass the time, but they're incredibly lonely, theyre bad at making connections at work, theyre a bit burnt out, just things arent going their way. So, one day on the way home they're just tired, and maybe the route they walk on to and from work is like closed so they take a different route and on their way home they come upon an entrance to a shrine, maybe its a little overgrown, but... somethng calls them in, and they walk up the little stairs and are kinda drawn up to the big donation box. And they kinda just throw a couple coins in and pray and think 'im really lonely, i want companionship but im not sure what to do anymore, maybe i should change careers or just ... change myself completeley ... i need guidance' And theres this voice in the back of their head thats just like 'what if that could come true' and 'give yourself to me' and 'make me more offerings and ill give you a deal you wont refuse' and mao thinks theyre hallucinating from stress but they just empty their coin purse bc theyre kinda compelled to And they realize when they blink a couple times, that THAT was all the money they had on them and still need to buy dinner, so they try to reach down into the donation box to maybe snag back a 500 yen coin but then they fall into the box, and the descent down is a LOT longer than they would have assumed it was, and they land down in there with a thud and look up and around them and now have to figure out how to climb out, and eventually, once they do, and climb up and out of the hole or whatever, they are NOT in that shrine anymore, but somehow in the middle of the forest

SO THEYRE LIKE 'uuhhhh ... what the fuck? Did i hit my head??' and are like 'haha probably hit my head and this is a dream or something' and they dust themself off and start making their way down a path in a random direction to maybe figure out what theyre dreaming about, and theyre walking walking, and SHWOOM, right in front of them flies an arrow and they like, jolt back cause it almost hit them, and theres like ... some kind of lower level like ... imps or goblins or like ... SOMETHING and start fucking chasing mao, because this is some like... you know... uhhh idk if it feudal era? i think thats the term. ANYWAY they have pink hair and are like 'woah this person must have insane magical powers we must kill them and take their magics' and so mao gets chased in the woods all the way to like, a cliffside, and are then cornered, and are like ??????? So since they think its a dream they think if they try hard enough maybe dream logic will work so they maybe jump? immediatley fall and stars screaming, but whats this, something catches them midair and they look up and see theyre in the arms of a man with big ears and pretty red makeup who then like, with the wave of a hand wipes out the imps and lands on the ground with mao in his arms and he finally looks down at them and they share like, locked eye contact for a few moments before hes like 'kind of dumb of you to jump off that cliff considering humans cant fly' AND I HAVE LIKE, some other story beats, but the like... summarized story is that ichi starts to feel guilty for kind of coercing mao to come here so they go on like, a journey together, him protecting them, but teaching them to fight and things, while they travel toward where the domains are converged to get mao into the portal back home, but along the way they both genuinely start to fall for one another and mao eventully gives themself to ichi as his devoted bride/partner/mate and gets like... some minor powers and stuff i thinks... and yeah... hehe..

... heheh yeah... i might wanna draw story beats... i have MORE ideas, like... beats and things that happen on the journey if people wanna hear about those too....

ALSO SOMETHING I NEED TO CLARIFY!! when i say the other boys have partners, its not like... its moreso meant to be like, OTHER PEOPLE who self ship with the other boys, have already claimed them, like... how do i make this make sense.... like ... timeline wise, if like

HYPOTHETICLLY, if you wanted to insert your s/i into MY version of this au specifically, your and the matsu's story would have happened BEFORE mao enters the picture if that makes sense... bc i like the idea of ichi being the last of the brothers to make a connection, only realizing once his brothers have found love, that he wants it too ... haha hehehehehehhehehehe the end

As the last of the Scions said their good nights and retired for the evening, Zoissette sat down at her desk to update her logbook. Before she began to write, however, she sat back, and took a moment to reflect, and found herself smiling despite the turmoil of recent events. They looked in after her. They made sure she was okay, even as she worried about them. They sat down for dinner with her, and spoke both of important things and of nothing in particular. She knew later tonight one of them would stop by, not for the mission, not for the cause, not for the work, but for her. She had found quite the odd family to be part of, but they’d taken her in, and she’d learned to accept them in turn. They were her everything, and her belief in them could carry here anywhere. She knew they felt the same. And when the work was hard, when the nightmares came, when all seemed lost, she knew she could always come back to that touchstone.

reading an article from 2012 about a band i like WHY do they write it like fanfiction this is so funny

That one fucked up screenshot of Vegeta is my fave

I need to be put to sleep

i dont have photo or video evidence so u just gotta trust me but......g did many little twirls in that skirt

jyes!! infinate lsoopsd.

i dont remember if i sentg in another ask in the test tube ask blog with more stupid screenshots so the stupid sscreenshots might spread here. look, ots a tally hall reference /silly

im so bad at typing im sorry 💀

more of organ storage💔💔💔

(confession i dont know jackshiz about tally hall other than ties with colours ooo)

okay sscreenshots sorry i will feed you all

at this point, i believe it wouldn't hurt if anyone else who wants to help you sent them *respectful* (so we're not in the wrong) asks asking them about it. if they can block the reblogs, the only other way to alert people might be making a post with the sscreenshots calling them out. i genuinely don't like this, but this can't go unaddressed. if they did it once and edited it upon being caught, they'll most likely to it again.

It seems like I’ve been completely blocked at this point so 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I hate stupid fights like this, and I don’t want to cause unnecessary drama, but it just sucks because it makes you wonder how often stuff like this goes on.

It would have been one thing if the person had reached out to me or said their story was inspired by/written in the same style as mine, but instead they just completely ripped off phrases and devices that I used in my story.

It’s just headache-inducing at this point.

AYAW TALAGA MASEND NG ASK WNDJCJRK i sscreenshot ko nalang bahala na ang buhay </3

NAKUHA KO NA YUNG SCREENSHOTS NG ASK MO AND KAKA BASA KO LANG RIN PERO WAIT MAMAYA KO I-ANSWER (hinihintay ko kung nasaan na yung dinner namin sa food app AHAHAHA) 😭 OMG KAYONG DALAWA! ANG CUTE NIYO *nag dabog* 🥺 hope all <3

after the rain

😭........

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