Dean: “I’m gonna feel dirty saying this but you might want a salad.” when Dean “Meat Man” Winchester is telling you to eat your vegetals, you might wanna reexamine your life and your choices

“You told me yourself that you see a way out, you see a light at the end of the ugly ass tunnel. I don’t. But I tell you what I do know: I’m gonna die with a gun in my hand. That’s all I’ve got waiting to me. I want you to get out, I want you to get a life; become a Man of Letters, whatever. You with a wife and kids and grandkids living to your fat, bald and chugging viagra. That’s my perfect ending and it’s the only one I’m gonna get.” (Dean to Sam)

8x14 Trial and Error

Dean's "perfect ending" is Sam "living until he's fat and bald and chucking viagra". WHAT

ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME GODDAMNIT I HATE THIS SHOW

I

HATE

THIS

SHOW

Vinyl LP album cover that was in Dean's room in the Wincave.   

get you a boy that talks about you like Dean talks about his memory foam mattress

Dean: “We have a real kitchen now.”

Sam: “I know, I just didn’t think you knew what a kitchen was.”

Dean: “I’m nesting, okay? Eat.”

Dean is in the middle of the mind-blowing realization that he can be a trophy househusband AND a hunter with this bunker, let him have this, he can learn how to cook later he’s got resources now, he’s gonna snag himself so many husbands with his new apocalypse kitchen the gays aren’t ready

Dean: “I want you to get out. I want you to have a life. Become a Man of Letters, whatever. You, with a wife and kids, and and and grandkids, living ‘til you’re fat, bald, and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending.”

couple things:

that is not what you said 11 episodes ago

spoiler alert: you got your wish (what Party City wig I don’t know her)

imagine being this Jack Dawson-coded, I ask again, how many times are you two gonna recreate the door scene

Dean after being in the bunker for .002 seconds: okay so we live here now

Sam: “I wanna live, and so should you. You have friends up here, family, hell you even got your own room now. You were right, okay? I see light at the end of this tunnel, and I’m sorry you don’t. I am. But it’s there. And if you come with me, I can take you to it.”

Dean: “Sam, be smart.”

Sam: “I am smart, and so are you. You’re not a grunt, Dean, you’re a genius. When it comes to lore, to--you’re the best damn hunter I have ever seen, better than me, better than dad. I believe in you, Dean. So please, please believe in me too.”

I will never forgive Chuck for this

well at least he’s consistent: he turns down Aaron because he’s working and an episode later he turns down Ellie because he’s working, he’s an equal-opportunity professional, a bisexual if you wi-- oh hey CW sniper

love their cute little Hellhound glasses, they should’ve made them wear them more often

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