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i need everyone to play alpaca world oml
#i used to be obsessed with it as a kid#now i redownloaded it#........im obsessed again#i have dipshit spitface deez nuts throck morton your mom and mould#i love them
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Lps custom - Shorthair cat
This lady is named Spitface and despite appearances she’s having a good time!
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Levi's monologue when he was beating the shit out of eren
I can't believe it. I mean, really, can you? It's like a twisted, messed-up joke that humanity's last hope is pinned on a group of bumbling, power-hungry, so-called leaders. These guys couldn't even lead a donkey to water without getting lost in the desert...
And don't get me started on the Yeager brat. Ugly as a Titan's backside, but they want to barbecue him like he's the main course at a Titan buffet. The poor brat is scared out of his mind, stuttering like a broken record, begging for his life every few seconds. Newsflash, brat: nobody understands you when you're gagged. It's like trying to have a deep philosophical debate with a brick wall.
Nile Dok, the shining beacon of all that is pig-headed and self-important. Head of the Military Police, they call him. But from where I'm standing, he's the grand poobah of all things nonsensical. And let's not forget Nick, the Minister Shitface, holding the prestigious title of vice-judge. It's like a match made in heaven – two peas in a pod of bureaucratic incompetence.
Erwin, on the other hand, well, he's got his own history with Dok. Something about stealing Erwin's girl, Marie, way back when. The details aren't clear, but you can bet your boots that it's a festering wound that still stings. You see, Eyebrows may look as calm as a tranquil lake, but beneath that serene exterior, there's a storm brewing.
Minister Nick and his never-ending religious sermons. He's all about that Walls mumbo-jumbo, but honestly, I've got more important things to do, like keeping your sorry butts alive in this Titan-infested world. If I did give a damn about religion, I'd want a better spokesperson than this guy. I mean, really, it's like having a dung beetle as your life coach. Nick's "inspirational" speeches would put even the most dedicated insomniac to sleep. But hey, maybe that's the secret to his survival – bore the Titans to tears. While he's preaching about the great beyond, I'm out here in the real world, making sure you have a future to even worry about.
If there's a heaven, hell, or purgatory, I hope they've got better entertainment than this holy bore. Dok's playing puppet master to Zackly, and it's a damn puppet show I'm not willing to watch any longer. The clock's ticking, and I can't let this charade continue. The jury needs a reality check before Dok's nonsense becomes law.
Erwin, my partner in crime, gives me that unspoken signal, and it's like we share the same damn brain. Twins, they call us, and they might be right. But let's get one thing straight – I got the looks, and I've got the, well, length, if you catch my drift.
It's time to step up, cut through the crap, and bring some order to this chaotic world. Because if there's one thing we don't need, it's more clowns in this circus of despair. It's time for the Survey Corps to do what we do best – kick some Titan ass and take names.
It's a damn shame that I have to resort to beating the living daylights out of Eren Yeager to make a point. But let me tell you, it's like a twisted kind of therapy for me. The kid's got a hair-trigger temper, and it doesn't take much to set him off. I mean, everything makes him lose his marbles.
You'd think we were living in a world where Titans are the least of our worries, with the way Eren goes ballistic over the smallest things. It's like he's got a personal grudge against serenity. But hey, if my fists can knock some sense into him, then I'll gladly be the bad guy. In this world, losing your cool can get you killed, and I'll do whatever it takes to keep this circus from turning into a bloody tragedy.
Mikasa, the black-haired girl, can't seem to stop gushing over "Ereh!" like she's some kind of Titan-slaying goddess. The way she clings to that Titan-spitface is almost comical. Kid's got herself a full-blown crush on Mr. Yeager.
And sure, I've heard it before, that Mikasa Ackerman looks a bit like me, despite us having zero ties. But let's get one thing straight – I'd rather be related to a sack of potatoes than be associated with a brat who's obsessed with Eren.
I'm not one to toot my own horn, but between her and me, I'm the hotter one in this messed-up circus. Beauty might not save the world, but it sure beats being infatuated with a Titan-transforming teenager.
It's not the stench of their porky existence that gets to me, although that's a close second. No, it's the fear that I feed on, thrive on, and let me tell you, it's a feast.
Dok and Minister Nick are probably soaking their pants, and also shitting right about now, knowing that in my mind's eye, I'm picturing them in Yeager's shoes. There's something satisfying about watching them squirm, knowing that their day of judgment might be just around the corner. It's like a sweet symphony, and I'm the conductor, orchestrating their fear, one crescendo at a time. This world is a savage playground, and I'm the merciless player.
Wait shit, was that a spit and blood covered tooth? Holy hell, it doesn't matter. I need to pull back. Just one more kick.
Okay, maybe one more for good measure. Can't leave things unfinished, right?
And one last one, just to make sure things are nice and tidy. It's not often I get to let loose like this, so might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Another kick for the sake of, well, cleanliness.
TLDR: Shipping between Levi and Eren won't be tolerated, it's disgusting.
#levi aot#levi ackerman#levi#rivaille heichou#rivaille ackerman#eren yeager#eren jaeger#aot erwin#erwin smith#erwin#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#shitpost#funny#sarcastic#sarcasm#dry humor#anime#manga#aot#cinycesum-fan-stuffs
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Hello my feet lovers, here a pic from my new video, don't forget to ask me about the Christmas special in all my pics and videos, don't feel afraid about ask me for differents fetishes you will be surprised #👣 #💋💦 #toes #spitandfeet #spitface #wetmouth #wettoes #spitfetish #mmm #meryann2011
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#redazionesettimanale#ditutto#spitface
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Guten (#avantgarde) Aben ⛩
#KLANGFORSCHUNG 18.10.2020
https://www.mixcloud.com/ribi/klangforschung-18102020/ 🤘
#experimental #coldwave #darkambient #abstract #ambienttechno #darkelectro #electro #synthwave #EBM #industrial
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KLANGFORSCHUNG 18.10.2020
1. Kangding Ray - codex
2. Aleja Sanchez - internal dialogue
3. Lokier - inside lies
4. Zavoloka - vymir
5. 7XINS - powerful exchanges of information
6. MR TC - tarot
7. Size Pier - church of lies
8. Dax J - counter culture
9. Incendie - i let you see me
10. Steinmetz - kraft (edit select remix)
11. Monodogue - remembered
12. Blacksmith - shaded
13. Ishaq - shutdown spitface
14. Devianza - cmxi
15. Catartsis - à moitié plein
16. Joachim Spieth - astral plane
17. Size Pier - on a mission from god (illnurse remix)
18. Louisahhh - chaos
19. Sarin x Imperial Black Unit - can you see?
20. Ambidextrous - off the road again
21. Advanced Light Source - acast (edit)
22. Headless Horseman - breathless
23. Monodogue - ambient works
24. Konduku - şekersin
25. Nikolay Kozlov - mx2
26. Robin Stewart - do not eat
27. Shapes - interference
28. Pole - nebelkrähe
29. Near The Parenthesis - second
30. Powlos - zhuangzi
31. Goldmund - day in day out
32. Tomi Chair - night mist
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FALSE PUNK - SPITFACE
i miss this band so damn much !!
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Cockface spitface cocksucker dickbitch COCK
Mary ... If its you... Stop
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Emily osment boob https://hotgirlswanted.win/emily-osment-boob/ Emily osment boob #spitface #fuckface #spitonher #bigtits #cleavage Hey, so I know its been almost a year since this was last discussed, but while reading the infobox, the word "human houseplant" really stuck out to me. Is "human houseplant" a commonly used phrase somewhere? Arguments about the January 2013, KhwamRock talk, Seligne talk, Seligne talk January, talk January, talk January 2013
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Emily osment boob https://hotgirlswanted.win/emily-osment-boob/ Emily osment boob #spitface #fuckface #spitonher #bigtits #cleavage Hey, so I know its been almost a year since this was last discussed, but while reading the infobox, the word "human houseplant" really stuck out to me. Is "human houseplant" a commonly used phrase somewhere? Arguments about the January 2013, KhwamRock talk, Seligne talk, Seligne talk January, talk January, talk January 2013
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Emily osment boob https://hotgirlswanted.win/emily-osment-boob/ Emily osment boob #spitface #fuckface #spitonher #bigtits #cleavage Hey, so I know its been almost a year since this was last discussed, but while reading the infobox, the word "human houseplant" really stuck out to me. Is "human houseplant" a commonly used phrase somewhere? Arguments about the January 2013, KhwamRock talk, Seligne talk, Seligne talk January, talk January, talk January 2013
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the fucking NERVE that donald trump has for accusing mexican people of being rapists when HE HIMSELF has fucking sexually assaulted his own wife
like ‘’oooooh mexicans are bad they rape people !!!’’ well then you’re bad too ?!
go to fucking jail and never leave asshole
#YOU're the one we're gonna build a wall around#spitface#tronald dump#if racist and sexist wasn't enough for you here's another -ist word you can use#rapist
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