"Hi, fam!" "Uuuuh, Doc, who's that you're sittin' on?" "Oh! That's my wife!" "YOUR WHAT?"

yeah, yeah I'm still obsessed with them (and thirteen not revealing any personal information) I so desperately wanted them all to meet

the world if 13 had met rose and/or river

Just nod and smile as the pretty ex-Borg lady technobabbles :3

River: I am divorcing you and I am taking Ryan with me! Doctor: Ryan? What about Yaz? Graham: And what about me? River: Yaz can continue to date both of us. I am not forcing her to choose just because you're a scoundrel! Doctor: You're only afraid she'll choose me over you! River: No, I'm afraid she'll choose me and you'll go all timelord victorious without us! Graham: Timelord what? Ryan: It's kinda sweet, even when you're fighting, you're worried about the Doc River: Not worried about her, worried about Graham who'd have to put up with her. Graham: Can't I come with you, too? Doctor: Graham! River: You can if you ask nicely. Doctor: You're not stealing my fam, River! Yaz (entering) : Uhh, what's going on? Ryan: The Doctor took the last piece of cheese off River's toast. Yaz: Doctor, apologise! River, stop overreacting! (Everyone begrudgingly follows suit.) Graham: I don't get it. How do you handle them this well? Yaz: Loads and loads of black tea. Fetch me a cuppa?

SPACEWIVES

spacewives brainrot has taken over you guys. i cannot stop thinking about them and if they met and how cute they would be im screaming and crying and sobbing on the floor

spacewives should’ve been a reality

“you can’t ship twelveclara without shipping elevenclara” yes, i can. and i will.

“you can’t ship tenrose without shipping ninerose” yes, i can. and i will.

“you can’t ship twissy without shipping tensimm” yes, i can. and i will.

“you can’t ship spacewives without shipping elevenriver” yes, i can. and i will.

okay so correct me if I’m wrong but Seven is totally the one who takes over Raffi’s side of the bed (when she naturally sleeps bc she’s Not Moving if she’s regenerating) and steals the covers (idc what canon says xB’s and borg cubes run cold for 21st century tech reasons). Raffi’s side is shaped like Raffi and Raffi’s pillow smells like Raffi and taking Raffi’s space forces Raffi to hold her closer.

Raffi runs hot and ends up kicking the covers off anyway, but this does not stop her from ribbing Seven about stealing them (which Seven responds to by glaring at her and then secretly smiling into her coffee. Raffi sees it anyway). Cold wall at her back + cold gf in her arms = less sweaty Raffi. Everyone wins.

source btw (https://x.com/velnna/status/1757776453142221234?s=46&t=Oyq8IZo-PTx-CMoa8KtlGQ)

So this happened back at GallifreyOne 2023 (:

This is for all you spacewives sluts out there <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52641025/chapters/133696717#workskin

Chapters: 2/3

Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Thirteenth Doctor/River Song,

Characters: Thirteenth Doctor, River Song, Amy Pond, Yasmin Khan, Rory Williams, Graham O'Brian, Ryan Sinclair

Additional Tags: Christmas Reunion, Post-Library River Song, Fluff, Friendship

Summary:

In a whirlwind of time-traveling adventures, the Doctor and her companions find themselves unexpectedly invited to a mysterious reunion. The TARDIS takes them to a familiar place with unforeseen consequences, forcing the Doctor to confront ghosts from her past. Will the Doctor navigate the complexities of time, friendship, and love, or will the reunion lead to a cascade of unforeseen challenges?

tomorrow. (I’m really sad, but I also love space wives, so here ya go! I hope she won’t be lonely when she regenerates) 

is this democratic? i'll let you decide

Can you imagine if River Song comes back in The Power of the Doctor?!