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theculturedmarxist · 2 years
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It’s hard to miss the signs these days—the hammer and sickle emoji on Twitter profiles, the kitschy Soviet art populating online memes, and left-wing analysis sympathizing with authoritarian states like China or Syria.
It’s all part of a seeming comeback of “tankie” or “campist” politics—a tendency that, once upon a time, uncritically aligned with the Soviet Union and other enemies of the United States, in the name of the struggle against imperialism.
Its revival today, according to intellectual historian Barnaby Raine, is animated by new cultural and emotional features: pessimism about a liberatory future and nostalgia for a rose-coloured past, fantasies about long-sought-after power for the left, and defiance of the taboos of a liberal capitalist order that has pitched us into ecological and economic crises.
Raine is a lecturer at the Brooklyn Institute for Social Research and a PhD student at Columbia University whose doctoral research focuses on the decline of thinking about the end of capitalism. He has written for The Guardian, n+1, and Novara, and is an editor with the journal Salvage.
Raine was interviewed by ecosocialist writer and activist David Camfield on the influence and origins of contemporary campism. The interview has been edited for length and clarity.
I think we should start by defining some of the terms that we’re going to be focusing on since they’re not familiar to everybody. The first one is “campism”. And then the other one would be “tankie.” Could you give us some working definitions?
Campist politics makes a certain kind of claim about deflection: it reads class struggles, the bread and butter of Marxist politics, as overwhelmingly deflected into struggles between states.
So if you want to understand the world of class struggle in the 20th century, the older style campists basically said, “the real class struggles are actually deflected away from being worker vs boss in New York or London, and into the struggle between the United States and the Soviet Union. Geopolitics is the real terrain of struggle.” The United States led the “imperialist camp”; the Soviet Union led the “anti-imperalist camp.”
Born in the communist parties, you can already begin to imagine how this develops—where the interests of socialism are identified with the interest of the Soviet Union—because this is the kind of worker’s paradise that enthralls you if you’re a socialist in 1917 or 1920 who watches the birth of the first workers’ state. And so the interests of the Soviet Union come to be synonymous with the interests of socialism, and the defense of the Soviet Union comes to be synonymous with the defense of socialism.
I think the ground zero is not actually 1956—when the term “tankie” is first thrown around, to describe supporters of the Soviet tanks that rolled into Hungary—but earlier. It’s Molotov Ribbentrop, when the Soviet Union signs a pact with Hitler and the Nazi state, the opposition to which has been the premise of socialist politics in the 1930s. Suddenly, the Nazi state is allied with the state to which you as a Communist Party member are loyal. The state which has imprisoned the Communist Party leadership in concentration camps now has its foreign minister shaking hands and smiling with the foreign minister of the Soviet Union. And at that moment, some communists break away and are horrified, while others say that the interests of the Soviet Union are the interests of world socialism. And so you begin to see their ability even to endorse a pact with fascism.
That kind of logic whereby we need to defend the Soviet Union, even if it’s a bit ugly to defend them, explains how you get to a position like 1956 in Hungary. You have what Hannah Arendt called the only freely operating Soviets in the world—workers in a revolution in Hungary taking the kind of power that Lenin once smiled so fondly on—and then you have Soviet tanks rolling in to crush that experiment. And then in Prague in 1968, a Czechoslovak socialism with a human face is crushed by Soviet tanks—even more shocking in a sense, because the Czechs didn’t even want to leave the Warsaw Pact.
That’s an old fashioned 20th century campism. Today, of course, the Soviet Union is gone, and the term tankie is now sometimes used to describe a kind of nostalgic, sentimental politics that looks upon the Soviet Union as a gorgeous, wonderful thing. It often has a kitsch aesthetic of, you know, wanting to decorate our rooms with old Soviet art.
But sometimes it’s also used to describe support for today’s tanks, which claim to be the vanguard against global capitalism. And they might be the tanks of the Assad regime, or the re-education camps of the Chinese state in Xinjiang against Uyghur people. Support for these other massive bureaucratic behemoths—autocratic dictatorships to which some ascribe this kind of anti-imperialist virtue—is still a campism in the sense that it thinks that class struggle is deflected onto struggles between different camps of states. But it’s much more pessimistic. It’s not a form of starry-eyed faith in a distant paradise. It’s not like the people joining the Communist Party in the ‘30s, who really believed that the Soviet Union was the only power that had weathered the Great Depression.
I think this is a politics that in some cases, says, Bashar Al Assad is marvellous and he’s creating a gorgeous society in Syria, or that Gaddafi did the same in Libya until the West got rid of him. Or it says: look, the Chinese state has lifted more people out of poverty, which is to repeat a line from apologists for capitalism.
But the more dominant thread is that lots of people, I think, on the western left are inclined to sympathy with these kinds of states not because they think these states are building a majestic New Paradise, but because they think there’s nothing else. Because in a world in which American imperialism seemed—in the language of the New World Order of the 1990s—to run hegemonic rampant across the earth with no antagonist, they look to these states for some small crumbs of opportunity in the possibility of resisting the global tide of American dominance. So I think of this as a kind of left Fukuyamaism. Francis Fukuyama famously talked about the end of history, and Slavoj Žižek has this mocking term about a left Fukuyamaism to describe the third way of political figures like Tony Blair and Bill Clinton, who accepted that end of history—and their socialism wasn’t really about trying to end or transform capitalism at all.
Well, I don’t think people like Blair and Clinton deserve any kind of left label. The people who understand themselves as being on the left, who are actively part of left campaigns, and who’ve really accepted an End of History narrative, are I think those people who don’t believe we can do any better than the defense of states like China, Syria, Cuba, and sometimes even North Korea, as building blocks in a feeble global antagonism against the overwhelming dominance of American power.
So this is a pessimistic campism, not an optimistic campism. There were certainly pessimists among the members of the Communist Party who didn’t think the Soviet Union was a glorious place, but who thought it was necessary to defend it. But broadly, there’s been a shift from a form of optimism to a form of pessimism in campist politics.
While there are some people who would be happy with the term “tankie,” and they use it to describe themselves, I think that’s not really the case with campism, right? I’m not sure I’ve ever encountered anyone who was prepared to self describe that way. Could you say something about how people today tend to self-identify?
Oh, I don’t know. I mean, the term campism is certainly often used critically by those who come from the left tradition of the Trotskyist third camp, which, in one slogan said it was “Neither Washington nor Moscow.” Whether they were trade unionists in America striking against their bosses, or whether they were trade union Solidarity in Poland striking against the Stalinist state, it was very much an aspirational politics and an attempt to forge a third camp that claimed a unity of the oppressed and exploited all over the world, which in practice was often hard to forge. I think there are people who wouldn’t object to the term “campist” being applied to them—they really think there are two camps in world politics.
But along the lines of this kind of pessimistic reading I’m ascribing to them, I think they would claim to be the more pragmatic and realistic socialists. This is the kind of label that Zizek’s left Fukuyamaists—the third way of the Blairites and Clintonites—adopted for themselves: ‘We’re the pragmatic realists who accept the truth of global market dominance and don’t really believe anymore in this starry eyed stuff about socialist transformation.’
Well, here are the people who really claim to still be part of the left, who really do want to enact a wave of mass nationalizations in western countries, and who really do want to jack up taxes against the wealthy. But they get to claim that they’re the pragmatic realists because they are aligned not to some distant hope of revolution that’s never succeeded. “Can you name a country where socialism has succeeded?” says the right-wing with a sneer. Well, they can name lots of nations that they regard as at least worthy of support, if not ideal. So I think they would tend to use the language of sober-eyed realism, having claimed it from the right and from liberals.
Do you want to say more about how this kind of political critique is situated in a broader political perspective? And how do you think one best responds to campist politics?
I think the critique for me requires a critique of social democracy, too. Because it is a question of recovering a 19th century tradition that had its apex with the Paris Commune. This is a world in which most states have quite small bureaucratic apparatuses. When Lenin says, “Any cook can govern,” he’s thinking about a bureaucratic apparatus that’s quite simple and small, and run by a tiny number of people. When Marx says the state is the “executive committee for managing the affairs of the bourgeoisie,” it might seem strange to us today. But in 1848, this is not a world of universal suffrage, or of states that provide massive health care programs and education programs. In the 19th century, states are small forces that arrive to break up strikes.
Of course, in the early 20th century, things are quite different. It’s a world of universal suffrage in many parts of Europe, which is the firmament for this redefinition of the left. And so the national state increasingly becomes the instrument to use in the management and supersession of capitalism, which is identified now with something called the economy. And that whole language of the economy isn’t a language that exists in the 19th century. So the economy becomes the staging ground for the split between left and right.
The question of state intervention in the economy becomes the key test for the left. Whether you’re a social democrat, or a Stalinist supporter of the Soviet Union, you’ve got a coherent language for thinking about socialism as a kind of statism and a management of economic difference, and as an attempt to guide yourself toward economic equality.
All of that is quite far from the idea of capital as a form of domination by the boss over the worker. It’s a different kind of politics than a socialist politics premised on freedom and power and the abolition of status hierarchies. For Marx, the development of a genuine individuality is held back by our conscription into different parts of the division of labor.
This is very different from a socialism of state management, which doesn’t have such lofty aspirations as the flourishing of our free individuality—or, if it keeps those aspirations, reserves them for a very distant future. But in the immediate future, it wants to give us bread, and give us schools and hospitals. Especially during the Great Depression, this seems like an urgent promise that socialists claim to deliver, and that capitalists can’t.
So I think that my criticism and my skepticism about this kind of politics is how firmly it follows that redefinition of socialism into the space of the economy. It gives up the promise of popular power, which of course is not a promise you can ever realistically claim is realized by either the big bureaucracies of social democratic welfare state societies or the dictatorial bureaucracies of Stalinist societies.
I think contemporary campism makes another move and redefines the left-right split, but not in the space of the economy—because the Chinese state isn’t really delivering economic equality, and certainly neither is the neoliberal state in Syria, for example. Instead, geopolitics becomes the staging ground for the left-right split. Where do you stand on the question of American interests in the world and America’s ability to wage war to get cheap oil? Where do you stand on the ability of the Israeli state to harass and abuse the Palestinian people?
These become the definitive questions, rather than questions of freedom and power, which should of course incorporate firm opposition to imperialism of the American or Israeli kind in the name of universal freedom.
So that means that we need two different kinds of critique: one for the optimistic campist, and one for the pessimistic campist. For the optimistic campist who thinks that the Soviet Union is a marvelous place, for instance, we point out that Soviet society maintained alienation and domination by abstract labor—which is core to capitalist modernity—and that it was a Fordist mode of production premised on industrial accumulation. Not a society in which the free development of each was the condition for the free development of all, but the central kind of brutal domination that capital ensures.
But I think it’s actually harder to approach the critique of pessimistic campists because there’s a grain of truth that is indeed true: we don’t live in a world with some emancipatory possibility immediately before us. If we did, it would be easy to dismiss their defenses of states around the world by saying, “look, here’s this alternative, we have a global revolution.” We should acknowledge the grain of truth that they’re seizing on; their pessimism is grounded in the reality that it’s difficult to conceive of bigger historical transformations.
But of course, it’s a circular kind of paranoia that says there is no politics possible but the defense of my state. Any politics that does develop, like when revolution breaks out in Syria, can only be read through the categories of either the defense of my state or the imperialist opposition to my state. So when young people in Syria scrawled graffiti on a wall demanding the downfall of the regime, and then they are tortured in prisons, campists say that they’re just imperialist agents. When workers in Cuba are concerned about a year of economic brutality caused by both the imperialist American blockade and the collapse of tourism revenues—because of COVID and by mismanagement by a bureaucratic elite that lives a more luxurious life than ordinary Cubans—they can only be imperialist agents. It’s a circular argument that insists on the truth of a lack of emancipatory alternatives. It therefore crushes any ability to see emancipatory alternatives—even in the tiny embryonic form they develop—because it reads all politics as a conflict between imperialism and anti-imperialist states. Just like the original Soviet-apologist campism did, it utterly gives up on the possibility of trying to hone a socialism of popular power and freedom to which I think we should be loyal.
That kind of politics is as firm as campism in opposing imperialist domination, but we oppose imperialist domination because it’s a form of power and subjugation that violates the promise of freedom to which socialists are loyal. So we oppose, for example, the American blockade on Cuba, but we don’t oppose it in the name of defending the state that these imperialists oppose. Instead, we oppose it in the name of supporting a politics of human freedom against imperialist power, above all, but also against those perverted and deflected forms of supposedly socialist politics that are bureaucratic states.
I want to talk a little bit about the growth of campist politics on the left. I think these politics were very strong in a certain form until the fall of the Stalinist states in Eastern Europe and the collapse of the USSR at the end of the 1980s, early 1990s. Those events really dealt a serious blow to Stalinism and campism, after which they generally declined. But I think we’ve seen a growth of their influence on the left, at least in relative terms. I’ve heard some in the US argue that these politics are not relatively stronger—they’re only stronger in absolute terms, because the entire left has grown. But I’m not persuaded by that. Certainly within Canada, I think this kind of politics has become relatively stronger. So what’s your assessment in terms of the relative strength of these politics on the left?
I think you’re absolutely right that they are relatively stronger, but it is hard to measure. Both of our senses are anecdotal. I recently had an article about this that I sent to various people who responded by asking if I could provide evidence that this kind of politics is rising. And I said, well, I can give you a list of podcasts that reflect this kind of politics, that are clearly getting lots of listens at the moment. I can give you a list of influential people on social media. It’s hard to have much more of a sense than that. But you know, if you go and hang out on the left and talk to people, I think the kinds of politics you hear are different now than they were 10 years ago.
That’s my sense of things in Canada. Can you say some more about the growth of this politics and people’s attraction to it?
I think it’s about emotion, it’s about style, not just all about the content of its claims. The centrality of affect is something which is often missed by critics on the left, who just want to have old fashioned arguments about how bad Stalin really was.
I think there is a parallel to something like Trumpism here. One of the things that liberals like to be terrified about in the years of Trump in America was the emergence of a “Serious Trump.” People focused on the congressman Josh Hawley: “Oh, dear, what if there was a Trump who emerged who wasn’t such a joke figure but who was really serious about his fascism?” I always found this strange because I thought that part of Trump’s appeal was that he was a joke figure. That is to say, he broke taboos.
And I think that breaking taboos amid an experience of the failure of the social order that constructed those taboos is the appeal of the alt-right, and of that contemporary new campism. The two unspeakable, unmentionable demons of liberal democratic society are Nazism and Stalinism. So to embrace either of those—where you stand at the front of a meeting hall and shout “hail Trump” as Richard Spencer did, or say “I love Marshal Zhukov and the parades in Red Square,” as lots of meme pages do on Facebook—is to deliberately shock.
Because you feel that the order that tells you these things are unacceptable is an order that has left you with rising rents, fewer job prospects, and a future that is vanishingly difficult to grasp—unlike the world of the baby boomers, who could believe in a kind of future.
So it’s a turn back to idealize the most provocative possible past in the face of the increasing inaccessibility of faith in the future, which liberal democracy claims to be giving you. I think that’s a key condition for understanding it. And if you don’t understand that its affect is central to it, I think you won’t understand some of the rise of this kind of politics on the left, where it takes a more deliberately provocative form.
More basically, I think it’s an escape from a kind of twin condition on the left: the hegemony’s certainty that nothing else is possible, which people are trying to run away from while still believing it. I don’t blame them. It’s very difficult not to believe that we’ve reached the end of history.
So it’s an attempt to find other forms of society that were possible after all, and which no one can dispute. Someone might dispute the possibility for some radical 1990s leftist to idealize the Zapatistas; someone might come along and say, well, “is that kind of politics that’s likely to run huge societies of millions of people?” No one can dispute that the Soviet Union once ran a huge society of millions of people, or that China does today.
So it’s an attempt to escape a kind of pessimistic hegemony that says absolutely nothing is possible but liberal democratic capitalism.
Crucially, it’s also an attempt to escape what Mark Fisher famously called the “vampire castle,” a form of radical politics amid capitalist hegemony that would retreat into safe spaces in an unsafe world and would come with a suffocating moralism and masochism. It sees radical politics as a matter of tiny groups of people checking the privilege of their friends and neighbours. This is the scathing way of talking about that politics that I think contemporary campism would adopt.
They say, actually, we want to feel powerful again. Campism says: “we don’t want to feel like we’re the people in a room, endlessly checking our own privilege, endlessly trying to purify our own souls. We want to feel like we’re the people at the front of a huge parade of tanks, we want to feel that we can have a left that is powerful.” You’ll see how this is, again, affective.
I think it’s a desire for power, a desire to feel important, a desire to feel that something might be possible beyond the stultifying, tiny worlds of pessimistic identity politics. It is a desire for a left that seems to frighten and to scare the real powers of the world. Whatever you think of him, Stalin certainly did that. And the vampire castle doesn’t do that very much.
Given this affective dimension of politics, can we also situate the appeal of campism more broadly in terms of the moment in history that we’re living in? And what this tells us about our times?
One of the first important things is that this form of politics resurges in a moment where politics is heavily about the past, not the future.
Campism is not just about support for present dictatorial and bureaucratic and autocratic states, but about the attempt to rescue and claim for ourselves the legacy and the image of those past places like the Soviet Union above all. This tells us that we’re in a moment unlike the 1980s and the 1990s when liberals and the right had a politics of the future and the left wanted to as well. Instead, we’re in a moment when politics is overwhelmingly about nostalgia, amid a feeling of decline in the west.
We’ve gone from “Morning in America” under Ronald Reagan, to “Make America great again,” under Trump; we’ve gone from “things can only get better” under Tony Blair, to “take back control” under the Brexiteers—a sense that politics is about the recovery of something glorious which has been lost.
That sense is felt on the right—that “we used to rule the world, and now we’re taking orders from someone else.” It’s felt on the left, too. On the social democratic left you see a huge outpouring of excitement in Britain about Ken Loach’s “The Spirit of ’45,” which imagines a post-war world now lost to us that was supposedly glorious.
And so I think that contemporary campism with its nostalgia for Soviet societies is one form of left politics that emerges in a moment where politics is overwhelmingly geared towards the past, in the absence of a kind of hope about the future. And I also think it’s important to name—alongside Mark Fisher’s famous diagnosis of capitalist realism—an inability to think well beyond capitalism. I think it’s important to name a problem of imperialist realism, an inability to think well beyond imperialism so that all you can do if you’re opposed to American imperialism is take a different side in the inter-imperialist conflicts.
You look at Syria, for example, and see not a revolution which offers some hope of a future democratic society. If you’re in thrall to imperialist realism, all you can ever see is conflict of imperialism—which, of course, is absolutely there in Syria but is not the totality of what’s going on.
So you see a conflict between, on the one hand, Israel, America, Turkey and the Gulf states, and on the other hand, Russia, Iran—above all, Hezbollah as Iran’s agent—and China. So you can only take a side in that conflict.
It’s trying to claim the mantle of a hardheaded realism from liberals and the right. It’s refusing to be the stargazing kids. It says: “You know, you think you’re the real cynics. I’m the one who will defend millions of deaths. I’m the real cynic. I understand millions of deaths.” It’s trying to find an outlet for those undead desires scorned as infantile, to break all the rules, and to believe that everything could be different.
And so I think, contemporary campism reflects this tension between an extreme kind of pessimism, and a desperation to feel a certain kind of optimism, to just allow yourself to believe in something and to give doubt a rest for a moment, and to believe that there might be a better world out there somewhere. It’s in the inhabiting of this space of tension—between a pessimism that I think is pretty well grounded, and a desperation for faith with which I have a great deal of sympathy—that I think of campism not just as something I disagree with, and against which I want to wag my finger, but as a set of impulses that I have quite a lot of sympathy for.
This interview was originally recorded for an episode of David Camfield’s podcast, Victor’s Children.
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philleegirl · 2 years
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First line meme:
I was tagged by the lovely @greenapricot . I have recently just gotten back into writing, so after the first four be prepared for some blasts from the past… Seriously, I had to figure out my LiveJournal login!
1. heavy heart dreaming with the light on - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
"What ye doing," Jimmy asked as he rounded the sofa and looked down at Duncan.
2. Strangely Warm Hearts - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
Duncan was in the middle of the lunch rush when the distinctive ping that he had set as the text alert for both Mary and James Perez sounded from his back pocket.
3. Sleepless Heart - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
The sleet hitting the roof and Jimmy’s deep steady breaths were the only sounds keeping Duncan’s insomnia company as the night wore on to day.
4. Starving Hearts - Shetland - Jimmy/Duncan
An empty pizza box sat on the table in front of them.
Now we rewind to 2011
5. Surfboard Shopping - Hawaii 5-0 - Danny/Steve
Holding out his hand for her to take before crossing the road, Steve smiled down at the little girl beside him, “Okay, Miss Grace, do you remember the rules?”
6. Capital Health Stroke and Cerebrovascular Center - Hawaii 5-0 - vague Danny/Steve
James Williams steps into the ICU waiting room; the fifteen minutes he’s allotted hourly to be by his wife’s side up much too
7. Freeman, Beautiful Skin Avocado & Oatmeal Purifying Clay Masque - Midsomer Murders - Tom and Joyce Barnaby
DCI Tom Barnaby stares with open abandonment at the green muck covering his wife’s face
8. Revelation - Lewis - Lewis/Hobson
"I wonder what they talk about over breakfast?"
9. Supper and Sympathy - Lewis - pre Lewis/Hobson
“Didn’t Morse teach you anything?”
10. The Sound of His Voice - Lewis - gen with hints of Lewis/Hobson and Lewis/Morse
Detective Sergeant James Hathaway had been standing by the pub window for nearly half an hour, debating about going outside into the rain.
11. Nom De Plume - Law and Order: SVU - Elliot and Olivia
It was just a slip.
12. Freeman, Beautiful Skin Avocado & Oatmeal Purifying Clay Masque - Midsomer Murders - Tom and Joyce Barnaby
DCI Tom Barnaby stares with open abandonment at the green muck covering his wife’s face.
13. Afternoon Light Through the Glass of a City Diner - Law and Order: Criminal Intent - Bobby Goren, Alex Eames, with a fleeting pinch of Mike Logan
They watched the leather coat swirl as the man wearing it slipped out into the dwindling afternoon light.
14. Daddy(s) - Numb3rs - Don Eppes/Billy Copper/Melinda Reeves (OC)
When Melinda Reeves-Eppes entered her home and heard the gentle Jazz music coming from the master bedroom she sighed in annoyance.
15. Fishnets In Water - Criminal Minds - Derek Morgan/Penelope Garcia
He’s not really sure that the gartered stockings are strictly acceptable according to FBI dress code.
16. A Beer Shared with Friends - The West Wing - Josh Lyman and Donna Moss
Josh Lyman paused in the doorway; his hyperactive, buzzing body stilling for a rare moment.
17. Fairy Lights - Midsomer Murders - Cully Barnaby/Gavin Troy
The fairy lights twinkling above his head had to have been Cully’s idea.
18. Fermata - NCIS - Jethro Gibbs/Abby Sciuto
Music.
19. Pioggia a Firenze - NCIS - Tony DiNozzo/Maddie Tyler
The Hotel Brunelleschi is a rare gem tucked away in a small courtyard only accessible by a smaller alley in the shadow of Florence’s Il Duomo.
20. Moments Swirling Through the Air - Midsomer Murders - Cully Barnaby/Gavin Troy (but not really)
You find it hard to believe that you agreed to be in part of her wedding.
21. (Cause apparently I cant count) Love’s Prism - Numb3rs - Megan Reeves/Larry Fleinhart
“Did you know that reflective prisms were left on the moon by astronauts from the Apollo 11, 14, and 15 missions as well as the Soviet Luna 21 robot mission?”
That was a fun exercise and reminded me that I really need to move some of my old fics to AO3. Also, wow! I used to be prolific.
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bunnerz-lalonde · 3 years
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"Who are your OCs?"
Good question, nobody! Let me fill you in! They can easily be broken up into the following simple categories:
The Stealy Bois
No official name for this grouping, but it consists of:
Devlin Hoss, orphaned thief with a secret heart of gold. Wiry, irritable, surprisingly skilled thief, can't bring himself to cause harm to folks once he gets to know them. Has a nasty habit of getting to know his marks. Will absolutely go to prison to defend his adopted brother.
Winston Grimsley, aka Grom or Grommit. Nobody knows where the nickname came from, Hoss just started calling him that from day one. Dim, but sweet. Because of his lacking intelligence, he was deemed a burden by his family and sent to live with his grandmother. When she died, he ended up in an orphanage. This left him confused and angry as he struggled with the concept of death. Eventually, he got in a fight and ran away to avoid punishment. Ended up as a patsy for a few folks before meeting Hoss.
Skylar Finch, an all-around terrible person who can, will, and probably has robbed his own grandma. Has all of Hoss' skill with none of the scruples. Often taunts Hoss, but does get along well with Grom, which he in turn uses to aggravate Hoss even more. While Hoss and Grom barely scrape by and are constantly running, Finch lives in a mansion and bribes his way out of trouble all the time.
Laurent Manneux, right hand man of "Doctor" Barnaby Tennenbaum. Has zero interest in actual thievery, but he's a passable con man. Unfortunately, he's also a womanizing jackass who makes a habit of crossing powerful people. In particular, after getting caught with the daughter of a wealthy and totally legitimate businessman, he was forced to burn down his house, fake his death, and run away. Now goes by Lawrence, because he's handsome, not creative.
"Doctor" Barnaby Tennenbaum is a totally legitimate doctor who sells totally effective medicine. He uses Lawrence as both part of his show, for product testimonies, and also as an enforcer. Barnaby is utterly useless in a fight or as a mechanic, but Lawrence is skilled in both.
The Adventurers
Parties and solo folks, mostly made for D&D.
Tog, the last human in orc territory. Set out with his hammer, Ilsa, to destroy the orc tribes. Ended up catching the attention of dwarven cleric and orcish prisoner Bernard Greaves when his hammer turned the orc chief's skull into chunky ketchup.
Bernard Greaves, human-raised dwarven cleric. Doesn't know much about his family or heritage, so he set out to discover what he could about dwarves. Not a violent man by any means, but won't stop Tog from knocking a few skulls.
Shalira, an elvish druid cursed by her father. Her life was, until recently, endless torture. Her mind is broken, leaving her unable to truly process fear, sadness, or anger. Instead, she sees the best in everything and everyone at all times, even when there's nothing there to see. Has a tendency to cry without realizing it.
Gossamer, real name unknown. Shalira's half-sister. She is a competent rogue who joined the party to secure an escape after a bar fight went south. After spending time with Shalira, she became curious about why the elf acted the way she did. The two performed an elvish ritual, allowing her to experience several lifetimes of torture in an instant. She refuses to speak about what she saw, but is now consumed by the desire to find and murder her sister's father.
Maribeth Steelbelt, human artificer raised by a dwarf and a gnome, formerly bitter rivals. Despite being a human and thus shorter-lived than the curriculum would account for, she was allowed to attend the College of Artifice. Despite the school focusing on quality of life improvements, Maribeth was obsessed with warfare and weaponry. Her siege weapons showed promise, but the school worried her designs could fall into the wrong hands, so she set out to find a kingdom to sponsor her work instead.
Bak Zekir, the corrupted shell of a man whose desire to study arcana resulted in a near apocalypse. What he thought was an angel bound to a spellbook turned out to be a fragment of a manipulative demon prince. It drove him mad, eventually leading him to found a cult and perform mass sacrifice to make the demon whole again. Something else bound to the book used his weakened mind to convince him to build wards against the demon, binding it to the portal and buying him time to escape. He now seeks to banish the demon and redeem himself, but after a decade and a half as a murderous cult leader, he finds it difficult to be nice.
The Heroes of Breywind
King Archibald Godwynn VII, reigning monarch of Breywind. Fancies himself a king of the people, but is actually probably just an inept king. He constantly abandons his throne to join the front lines under the logic that his god wouldn't let him die. To be fair, he hasn't died yet.
Lewann Cross, knight of Breywind and one of Archibald's generals. He is missing a combined three and a half limbs. Lost his arms to a fight with a slime and his legs in combat. The arcane energy powering his armored prosthetics gives him the ability to cast magic without needing to spend years studying. Due to his impulsive nature, there is a demon trapped inside his mind.
Murdoch, a mysterious creature from across the sea. Nobody is certain where he came from, as he washed ashore with no memory of his past. He has taken Breywind as an adopted homeland and proven himself a faithful ally. He is also nearly immune to toxins and bleeds profusely when subjected to healing magic.
Elise Godwynn, the disowned princess and former heir to the throne of Breywind. Her behavior led her father to publicly disown her, although privately she is still recognized as a member of the royal family. After earning the title of hero, Archibald made use of her status as an excuse to call her to Godwynn Manor without raising suspicion that she may still be his successor. When her father abandons his position, she steps in to rule in his place as part of a council with Lewann and Murdoch.
The Flagbearers
Superheroes! There are a lot of these, so I'll try to keep it short.
Titanium (Original), a super soldier revived using experimental technology during WWI. Over time, he was upgraded until he was more machine than man. Use of Soviet technology turned him rogue in the 80's, where he became briefly known as Iron Fist.
Mister Bold, a propaganda tool turned hero during WWII. Possesses super strength, super speed, and near-invulnerability. Died in the 70's, "returned" briefly in the 90's when a man was hypnotised to think he was Mister Bold.
Shadow, the first openly gay superhero. He was the center of a lot of controversy, resulting in limitations to how many people can sit on the Flagbearers' council. In response, Titanium created a sub council for chapters of the Flagbearers, placing Shadow as the head of national affairs and granting him functionally the same powers as a member of the council. Died in the 80's, name was subsequently retired out of respect.
Vim & Vigor, a married couple consisting of a retired hero (Vim) and reformed villain (Vigor) who lobby for heroic reform, placing an emphasis on reforming villains rather than imprisoning them.
Moxie, a rightfully spiteful vigilante who only uses the name "Moxie" because newspapers named her that as a cutesy way of downplaying her achievements. She was one of the first female heroes, has turned down leadership of the Flagbearers twice, and disappeared without a trace when heroism became a government sanctioned thing. May have returned as a vigilante named Stiletto, but there's no proof.
Titanium (Current), following the retirement of Titanium, a student of Flagbearers Academy took the name, much to the general offense of everyone. He was allowed to keep it after proving himself a competent leader.
220, a super genius who mysteriously appeared in the Flagbearers' system one day among their hero records and was immediately accepted as a student at the Academy. Has since gone on to share leadership with Titanium.
Inkwell, easily the strongest hero in history. She possesses an ancient artifact, which molds itself to the will of its wielder. With it, she is able to bend reality to her will and do as she pleases. Each time she uses this power, she risks being sucked into a gap in reality where former wielders are compelled to battle for sole command over all of time and space. In other dimensions, however, this artifact has no power whatsoever.
Flyby (Original) and Flyby (Current) are basically the same, they're heroes on jetpacks, one just got old and retired.
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People with two nationalities should be feted, not mistrusted
AUSTRALIA’S constitution has plenty of unfortunate clauses: the one allowing states to bar particular races from voting is especially distasteful, even though none does. But until last month few would have pointed to Section 44 as the cause of a political furore. It states that members of the federal parliament must not be “under any acknowledgment of allegiance, obedience or adherence to a foreign power”. More specifically, they must not be a “subject or citizen” of a foreign country.
That seems clear enough, yet so far half a dozen members of parliament have been found to have broken the rule. Two senators resigned in July, having discovered that they were still citizens of countries from which they had emigrated as infants. The most recent MP to be rumbled, Barnaby Joyce, the tub-thumpingly patriotic deputy prime minister, is considered a citizen by New Zealand, since his father was born there. The fate of the government may hang on whether he is forced to resign (see article).
Trying to make sure that lawmakers do not owe allegiance to a foreign power is fair enough. But the accident of birth and possession of particular citizenship papers are poor measures of loyalty, all the more so in a time of global travel, migration and mixed marriages. People of more than one nationality should not be treated with suspicion. As long as they pay their taxes, they should be celebrated.
It is not just Australia that has archaic rules of eligibility for parliament, although it is feeling the problem more acutely because it has become vastly more cosmopolitan than it was when its constitution was drafted in the 1890s. Fully 26% of Australians were born abroad. An even bigger percentage would be eligible for (and may indeed hold) citizenship of some other country by descent, like Mr Joyce.
Egypt, Israel and Sri Lanka, among others, do not allow dual citizens to be MPs. Three of the four most populous countries in the world—China, India and Indonesia—do not allow dual citizenship at all. Japan and Germany severely restrict it. In America only a “natural born citizen” can become president—a rule that dogged a previous president, Barack Obama, during the absurd “birther” controversy. Myanmar bars people who have married foreigners from the presidency, which is why Aung San Suu Kyi, daughter of the country’s independence hero, Aung San, cannot hold the job; instead, she has invented the post of “state counsellor” to run the country. Mexican law bars not only immigrants from the presidency, but also their children in certain circumstances. Naturalised Mexicans, who must renounce any other passports, are not allowed to serve in the police, fly a plane or captain a ship.
These rules are derived from crude notions of identity based on blood and soil. They might have appealed in times of frequent inter-state wars and mass conscription. They make no sense in this age of volunteer armies and globalisation.
There is no reason to suppose that dual nationals are any more inclined to treachery than anyone else. Many examples point to the contrary. The only Australian MP to have been accused of doing another country’s bidding in recent years is Sam Dastyari, a senator who made statements sympathetic to China after taking money from companies with ties to the Chinese government. He is not of Chinese origin.
Money, ideology or blackmail are more likely to procure “allegiance, obedience and adherence” than a passport. Think of Benedict Arnold, an American general in the war of independence who asked for £20,000 to defect to the British side; or of the “Cambridge Five”, upper-crust Britons who spied for the Soviet Union. And remember that the Battle of Britain against Nazi Germany was won with the sacrifice of, among others, many Polish and other foreign pilots.
In praise of mongrels
These days most people’s contribution to their home countries is through their work, talent, ingenuity and investment. Closer relations between countries are a good thing, diminishing the chances of conflict and increasing prosperity through trade. Who better to knit those ties than those of mixed nationality? If voters are worried that politicians with two or more passports might not be acting in their best interests, they can always vote them out. But they should also be given the choice to vote such people in.
This article appeared in the Leaders section of the print edition under the headline "Double happiness"
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Scandal:Obasanjo Gave Etete Oil Block To “Shore Up Political Support In Southern Nigeria",Ex-Russian Diplomat Open Up in Court.
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Scandal:Obasanjo Gave Etete Oil Block To “Shore Up Political Support In Southern Nigeria",Ex-Russian Diplomat Open Up in Court.
A former Russian Ambassador charged with corruption over the OPL 245 scandal, Ednan Tofik Ogly Agaev, has claimed that former President Olusegun Obasanjo gave Dan Etete the initially revoked OPL 245 oil block “to shore up political support in the south of Nigeria.”
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Etete was Minister of Petroleum under the late General Sani Abacha who used a fake identity to get the lucrative oil block, OPL 245.
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While serving as President in 2001, Obasanjo revoked Malabu’s licence and reassigned the oil block to Shell. The oil block was eventually assigned back to Malabu.
Shell and Italian oil major Eni have been embroiled in a protracted corruption case revolving around the purchase of the OPL 245.
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The OPL 245, better known as Malabu oil block, with reserves estimated at nine billion barrels has been at the centre of an ongoing corruption trial in Milan, Italy.
Barnaby Pace, a campaigner at the anti-corruption group, Global Witness, which has been advocating justice on the issue, monitored the proceedings at the Milan Court on Wednesday.
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He shared the details of Agaev’s revelation in a series of tweets.
He wrote on Twitter, “Agaev alleged that Obasanjo said the block (OPL245) was intended for the late dictator, Sani Abacha, a former Nigerian military ruler but became Etete’s after the later ruler’s death.
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“Agaev explains that he started his career for the Soviet Union Ministry of Foreign Affairs where he was a senior official for arms control, took part in nuclear arms negotiations, was a senior official at the UN and Ambassador for Russia to Columbia.
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“Agaev knew former President Obasanjo for the first time in the 80s, he campaigned for Obasanjo’s release in the 90s. After Obasanjo’s release, he visited Agaev in Columbia. Agaev says he didn’t learn about OPL 245 until 2008 when working for a Russian oil company.
“Agaev says he knew the OPL 245 block was revoked because Etete was associated with Malabu, the company owning the block. Agaev claims Obasanjo said the block was actually intended for Abacha, after Abacha’s death, it fell to Etete.
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“Agaev says Obasanjo said he had to give the block back to Malabu because of legal mistakes in the revocation. Claims Malabu won in court, the prosecutors point out that actually, Malabu lost in court.
“Agaev said people tried to politicise the decision but “the main reason was legal”. The prosecutor then confronts Agaev with his FBI interview. Agaev said the block was given back to Etete by Obasanjo to shore up political support in the south of Nigeria.
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“Agaev says he was introduced to Etete by General Gusau in 2008, Gusau had been the National Security Advisor under President Obasanjo and then later under Goodluck Jonathan. Gusau wanted him to find a Russian oil company investor to deal with Etete and Shell.
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13/ Agaev says Obasanjo said he had to give the block back to Malabu because of legal mistakes in the revocation. Claims Malabu won in court, the prosecutors points out that actually Malabu lost in court.
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“Agaev says Gusau introduced him to John Coplestone of Shell. Gusau knew Coplestone because he had been head of the MI6 station in Abuja.
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“Agaev says he only ever met Etete from Malabu, he was the only person representing them on OPL 245. Gusau wanted to make money from a Russian investor. Gusau had previously helped free 15 Russian hostages held by militants.
“Agaev says his job was only to find an investor. Etete was in charge of negotiating with the Nigerian government. Etete didn’t need any help or contacts from Agaev.
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“Agaev describes Shell executives Coplestone and Colegate as intelligence agents. Coplestone head of MI6 in Nigeria, Colegate was in charge of intelligence in Hong Kong. Peter Robinson was in charge of the business.
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“Agaev contradicts his FBI statement saying now that nobody ever asked for bribes, previously he said oil deals in Nigeria were hard because people asked for kickbacks and the amount of kickbacks kept changing.
“Agaev explains the other middleman Emeka Obi had a plan to agree a sale price with Etete, agree a higher price with Eni and Obi would get the difference, the “excess price” but this didn’t work. Agaev says his commission was to come from Etete.
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“Agaev is asked about Granier Deferre’s diagram with money from the deal flowing to “management”. Agaev says he doesn’t know about the diagram but Malabu had no management, Etete always called himself an advisor to Malabu but they had no managers.
“Agaev is being asked about his fellow middleman Obi’s meeting with Gusau, he says he thinks Obi wanted to know about the security situation. Obi’s meeting with Diezani Alison Madueke, he vaguely says it was probably about technical issues with OPL 245.
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“Agaev is asked whether Shell knew he was being paid a commission. He says yes, he had to prove he had a mandate with Malabu. Otherwise, Shell employees were under very strict instructions not to discuss OPL 245.
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“Agaev says he was told by Gusau of the rumoured romantic relationship between Goodluck Jonathan and Alison Madueke. Gusau also called her “extremely greedy and a crook”. Agaev says Gusau” was head of the secret services so I assume he knew what he was talking about”.
“Agaev says Coplestone or Colegate told him when senior Eni executives were visiting Abuja to try to do a deal for OPL 245. Agaev says a sticking point was Shell didn’t want to pay any cash in the deal as they had already invested in the block.
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“Agaev says the Nigerian Government wouldn’t accept if the price for the block was less than $1.5bn, they knew how valuable the block was. He’s pressed and then says Etete wouldn’t accept a lower price so the govt wouldn’t have a deal to approve.”
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DGB Grab Bag: Happy Wonder Woman, Sad Bryce Harper, and How to Win the Right Way
Three Stars of Comedy
The third star: "Please don't die" – That's a really polite chant. Being a hockey fan just makes everyone 20 percent more Canadian.
The second star: Lynda Carter – Yes, Wonder Woman. This is the time of year when random celebrities start showing up to support the remaining teams, and it's easy enough to dismiss them as PR stunts. But Carter seems like a diehard – especially when she's taking sides in the Capitals' fan blog wars.
The first stars: Ryan Zimmerman and Max Scherzer – They're baseball players for the Washington Nationals, but they've gone all-in on the Capitals' run. Like, really all-in.
As an added bonus, Nationals' star Bryce Harper is also a big hockey fans so this is probably a great team-building exercise for the whole… oh. Oh no.
Be It Resolved
Capitals fans, we need to talk.
But maybe not right now. Because with the Caps taking the ice tonight with a chance to capture the first Stanley Cup in franchise history, we're going to talk about what should happen if they win. I completely understand if you want no part of that discussion. Feel free to skip this section entirely, and then come back if and when they close out the series. Do a CTRL+F right now for "obscure" and keep going. No hard feelings.
But the Capitals are probably going to win. That's not a knock against Vegas; it's just basic math. Teams that go up 3-1 in a series win an overwhelming amount. And even factoring in the Capitals' historically awful performance when up 3-1, they still have a better than 50 percent chance of closing this out.
So it's probably going to happen. We're mere days and quite possibly hours away from a world in which the Capitals are Stanley Cup champions. And normally, this is where Caps fans would be told to act like they've been there before. But you can't, because you never have.
So I'm going to tell you how to act: However you damn well please.
That's it. It sounds simple, and it is. But I promise you that the second that Alexander Ovechkin's hands touch the trophy, you're going to start getting lectured by other fan bases who want to rain on your parade.
You're going to hear from Penguins fans about how you still have four more Cups to go to catch up to them. You'll hear from Flyers fans who say you're only halfway to their total, and from Islanders fans who say you're only a quarter, and if you're under the age of 35, you'll just have to take their word for it. You'll hear from Devils fans. You'll hear from old school fans in places like Detroit or Montreal who have lots of Cups, and from new fans in places like Carolina or Anaheim wondering what took you so long. God help us, you might even hear from a Rangers fan or two.
I want you to listen to me very carefully: Screw those people.
You have earned this. It's been 44 years of misery, from being the worst expansion team ever to the league's most notorious playoff chokers. If you stuck around for all of it, or even most, then this is your moment. You have endured more of Those Games than just about any fan base in pro sports. But one more win, and it's bonfire time for all those memories. And when it happens, you get to react however you want.
If you're the gracious sort, then fine. If you want to run through the streets, do it. If you want to cry, nobody is judging you. If you want to return a few shots at anyone who's spent years taking them at you, by all means.
And if anyone tells you that you're doing it wrong, or that you're too excited over one title in 44 years, or that there's some cutoff you have to reach before you're allowed to feel as happy as they once did, tell them to get bent. Laugh in their sad little faces. Flex. Spike the football. Literally. Go out right now and buy a football, then spend the days after a Caps win running up to random fans of other teams and spiking it right in front of them. Preferably into the birthday cake their child was about to blow out the candles on.
There are no rules. After 44 years, you deserve at least that much. If the fun police try to show up, flip over their cars and set them on fire and then keep going. It's basically The Purge for Washington fans until October, because nothing will matter except that the freaking Capitals finally won the freaking Stanley Cup.
(Unless they don't, in which case you should probably never watch hockey again.)
Obscure Former Player of the Week
Garth Snow was fired as the Islanders GM this week, ending a 12-year reign that had been in jeopardy as soon as Lou Lamoriello was put in charge of hockey ops. That's got to be frustrating. Snow probably feels like repeatedly punching somebody. This week's obscure player is Andrei Trefilov.
Trefilov was a Soviet goaltender who'd played for Dynamo Moscow and made international appearances at the Olympics and Canada Cup. He was a long shot pick by the Flames in the 12th round of the 1991 entry draft, the 261st selection out of 264 made that day. It would turn out to be a decent gamble, as Trefilov made his way to North America in time for the 1992-93 season, spending most of it with the IHL's San Diego Gulls. He made a single appearance for Calgary that year, making 34 saves in a 5-5 tie against the Canucks.
He'd spend two more years doing spot duty with the Flames, playing a total of 17 games before becoming a free agent in 1995. He signed with the Sabres, where he played a career-best 22 games while backing up reigning Vezina winner Dominik Hasek during the 1995-96 season. That was also the year that saw him accomplish the two things most fans might remember him for: Starting the last ever game at the old Buffalo Memorial Auditorium, and getting pummeled by Snow during a bizarre line brawl.
(This is of course the infamous Matthew Barnaby fakeout brawl, which we previously broke down here.)
Trefilov spent one more year in Buffalo but only appeared in three games. Early in the 1997-98 season, he was traded to the Blackhawks, where he played seven games over two seasons before being dealt to Calgary, where he played four. That was it for his NHL career, which spanned seven seasons but only included 54 actual games. He played another year in the IHL and five more in Germany before retiring. He appears to have since gone into business as an agent.
Debating the Issues
This week’s debate: The Stanley Cup will be in the building tonight in Las Vegas, and a Capitals win would mean we'd see Gary Bettman perform his annual presentation duties. If he does, should Golden Knights fans boo him?
In favor: Yes. Hockey fans should always boo Gary Bettman. This isn't a hard question. Boo him, Vegas.
Opposed: But just because everyone else does something doesn't mean you have to, too.
In favor: But sometimes it does, because despite our differences, some things are integral to the human condition. Everyone eats. Everyone sleeps. Everyone boos Gary Bettman on sight. What are we even debating here?
Opposed: OK, but can we at least agree that if there was ever a time when cheering Gary Bettman would be appropriate, this is it? He's the reason the Golden Knights are in Vegas in the first place. If you're a Vegas hockey fan, and you've enjoyed all the ups and downs of the last year, Bettman is the guy you have to thank for it. Booing him would seem like a weird way to do it.
In favor: Oh well. Sometimes life takes us in expected directions. Boo the man.
Opposed: Imagine trying to explain that to a Vegas fan. Hey everyone, here's the guy who became the first commissioner in major pro sports history to believe in your market enough to put a team there. He shrugged off the countless naysayers who said it would be a disaster. He made sure you had at least a decent chance at being good in year one. And then that first season ended up being far better than anyone could imagine. And now you're supposed to boo him?
In favor: Yes. Yes you are.
Opposed: But why? Seriously, why do hockey fans do this? There have been times where it made sense, like when Devils fans in 1995 thought Bettman was actively working to move the team to Nashville, or when Carolina fans booed him immediately after the season-long lockout. But why does he get booed in Pittsburgh, even though he helped steer the team out of bankruptcy? Or other non-traditional markets that he's stood by? Or even Original Six markets like Detroit that he's never done anything but support? Is there any point to all of this?
In favor: Gosh, you mean other than the constant lockouts, the almost total lack of progressive solutions to the game's many problems, the decision not to go to the Olympics, the mishandling of concussions and CTE, and the steady stream of condescending media appearances in which he can barely disguise his contempt for his customers? Yeah, once you get past all that I guess there's no reason at all.
Opposed: OK, but again, most of those haven't impacted the Golden Knights. Their fans have never lived through a lockout, and it's not their job to worry about the problems of the past. They've just enjoyed one of the best seasons in the history of any sport, and it's because of Bettman. They should be looking forward. They're the new guys.
In favor: Yes, they are. And when you're new somewhere, it's a good idea to take a look around and figure out what the customs are. Real hockey fans boo Gary Bettman. You want to be one of us, you know what you have to do.
Opposed: That's silly. You're asking a team that has pregame knight fights and laser shows to be bound by tradition?
In favor: Not tradition—respect for your fellow fan. We boo Bettman because it's our only chance to express our frustration with how this league is run. Many of us have been fighting this fight for decades. You come along, and everything is perfect in year one. OK, great, many of us are very happy for you. But you're part of a bigger picture now. And here's a chance to show the world that you're hockey fans, not just Golden Knight fans.
Opposed: And if they do, will the rest of you forgive them for the Twitter account?
In favor: We'll consider it.
The final verdict: Vegas fans are under no moral obligation to boo Gary Bettman. But you'd impress the hell out of the rest of hockey fans if you did.
Classic YouTube Clip Breakdown
Tonight could be Gary Bettman's 25th Cup presentation, and it's fair to say that some have gone better than others. But by now there's a pretty standard process: Bettman arrives, makes a half-hearted joke to the fans who are booing him, he congratulates the losing team, talks way too long about the winning team's owners, calls over the captain, and then forces him to awkwardly pose for photos instead of just handing over the Cup and getting on with it. Typical stuff.
But it wasn't always that way. So today, let's conclude our recent bout of 1993 playoff nostalgia by heading back to Bettman's very first Stanley Cup handoff. We've done a different version of this moment years ago, but this clip is a better and longer version than we had back then, which makes it feel worth revisiting on its 25th anniversary.
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It's June 9, 1993, and the Canadiens are facing the Kings in Game 5 of the Final. We're in the final minute of the third period, but I don't know the score because back then it wasn't on the screen at all times. Does anyone else get a form of low-level anxiety when they watch old clips that don't have the score bug? Just me? Great, good to know.
Whatever the score is, it's clear that the Canadiens have this one in the bag as nobody really cares what's happening on the ice. The fans are on their feet, and Bob Cole is (of course) killing it with his countdown call. The clock hits zero, and the celebration is on.
Wait, I'm confused, this is a 1993 Montreal Canadiens playoff game, why is it ending after regulation?
We get our first view of a little guy in a suit who'll become a recurring character for this clip. That's Denis Savard, the future Hall-of-Famer who's in his third season with the Habs and 13th overall. He's not the player he once was, and has been scratched for much of the playoffs, but everyone still loves him and this is his first Cup, so it's a big moment.
We also get a shot of Wayne Gretzky congratulating Habs coach Jacques Demers and then giving him his stick, presumably so the Canadiens can secretly measure the curve like a bunch of dirty cheaters.
That leads to the handshake line, which just kind of happens organically in the Montreal zone instead of at center ice. The Kings only had 19 shots in this game, so they probably just wanted to see what the Montreal end was like.
We get another shot of Demers carrying around Gretzky's stick. He's probably wondering why it has Doug Gilmour's blood all over it.
Ron MacLean interviews Patrick Roy, who doesn't really say anything interesting, and then moves on to Demers. Hey, quick question: why isn't Demers in the Hall of Fame? He coached 1,000 games, won a Cup, is the only coach to ever win the Jack Adams in back-to-back years, and once tried to fight Herb Brooks. That's good enough for me, let's get him in.
Bettman is introduced, and you'll notice the crowd doesn't boo. Montreal: not real fans. Who knew?
Roy is announced as the Conn Smythe winner and Bettman grabs a microphone, at which point MacLean interviews Savard. That's right, there was a time when Bettman's pre-presentation ramble was treated as background noise, not something that had to be the focus of the entire broadcast. Call me crazy, but I feel like that was a good system.
It does cost us a good look at one important moment here, though, as we miss the part at very beginning where Bettman tries to speak French. You'll have to trust me when I tell you that it was one of the funniest moments in modern hockey history. He shows up, pulls out a tiny piece of paper he tries to hide in his palm, and proceeds to pronounce each word phonetically while clearly having no idea what he's actually saying. As someone who got through high school French classes with the exact same method, I respect it.
Bettman only talks for about 30 seconds before calling the Canadiens over to get the Cup, which is funny because it's clearly quicker than MacLean was expecting and causes Savard to bolt away mid-interview.
We didn't know it then, but this was the very last time we'd ever see two things that had long been Stanley Cup traditions: The Canadiens winning, and the trophy being presented to the whole team at once. Bettman hands off to captain Guy Carbonneau but is quickly surrounded, and has to Homer Simpson his way out of the crowd. It wouldn't be until next year in New York when Bettman and Messier would establish the one-on-one captain handoff template that's still used today.
There's a funny moment during the skate around the rink when Roy goes for the Cup and Patrice Brisebois ends up playing keep away like he's holding a toy over his little brother's head. Roy responds to this bout of mild adversity by immediately quitting the team and demanding a trade.
We close with the team photo, and maybe my favorite moment of the whole clip: Demers just bolting right to the front of the group. He's practically stiff-arming trainers out of the way to get there. If that doesn't get you in the Hall of Fame I don’t know what does.
And that's it—Bettman's first handoff. Not bad for a rookie. In fact, I think we can learn from it. So whether it's tonight or in a few days, Gary, consider going old school. Keep it short, skip the photo poses, and escape quickly. And also, maybe work in a second language. I hear the guy you'll be handing off to may know some Russian.
Have a question, suggestion, old YouTube clip, or anything else you'd like to see included in this column? Email Sean at [email protected] .
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Aughhhhhh guys stop smoking
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A little crossover with "Blue Puppy" (1976). Thanks @oliis-drawing for the idea! On this week (I hope) comes reference of Soviet Howdy!
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Pure Camp
The essay "Is the enemy of my enemy my friend?" was shared with me by one of my followers, who also asked for my thoughts on it. I thought I'd share them here, since the interview makes a number of points that are too much to comment on in the space of a DM.
In the interview, Barnaby Raine talks broadly about Campism, or what can be described as politics divested from international popular struggle and instead centered on the interests of states.
Campist politics makes a certain kind of claim about deflection: it reads class struggles, the bread and butter of Marxist politics, as overwhelmingly deflected into struggles between states.
So if you want to understand the world of class struggle in the 20th century, the older style campists basically said, “the real class struggles are actually deflected away from being worker vs boss in New York or London, and into the struggle between the United States and the Soviet Union. Geopolitics is the real terrain of struggle.” The United States led the “imperialist camp”; the Soviet Union led the “anti-imperalist camp.”
It's a sort of politics in which even Leftists, well meaning as they may be, end up supporting imperialist, capitalist regimes, or other reactionary movements for one reason or another, though typically because they're not the United States. I agree with Raine's assessment that Leftists aren't throwing in with them because they really believe they're building a better world, but
they look to these states for some small crumbs of opportunity in the possibility of resisting the global tide of American dominance.
There is a pessimism at work here. To be honest, there's a lot to be pessimistic about. Need I give an example? Throw a stone in any direction and you'll hit some ongoing disaster. The circumstances are made all the worse by the fact that there isn't even the semblance of an international movement to deal with them, by which I don't mean the bourgeois constellations of Non-Governmental Organizations or Country Clubs like the Kyoto Protocols or whatever, but an international organization of the working class. Without an international movement aiming to put real power into the working class to put a stop to these crises, campism is all but inevitable.
[...] I think those people who don’t believe we can do any better than the defense of states like China, Syria, Cuba, and sometimes even North Korea, as building blocks in a feeble global antagonism against the overwhelming dominance of American power.
Every success of countries pushed to the fringe, whether in Libya or Cuba or North Korea, is clung to like flotsam by a drowning man. Capitalist power seems so vast and indisputable that the only hope is for some foreign power to be able to oppose it. Even the pro-indigenous sentiments here on tumblr are a manifestation of this, as though the governments that have been successfully crushing them for the past several hundred years are going to finally be stopped this time if the natives are given enough "support." It's a manifestation of hopeless desperation.
It's difficult to imagine any sort of alternative to the status quo, so people are desperate for something, anything, anyone, to crack things apart enough to get just a gasp of fresh air. People on twitter joke about Uncle Xi sending jets to liberate the American people from their oppressive oligarchs, but there's a kernel of truth in it. When people rush to defend the regimes in Syria or North Korea, it isn't because in their hearts they love Assad or Kim, but because they want to protect the notion that things can be different and new ways of doing things can succeed, even in the face of the entire weight of the imperialist apparatus.
I think Raine has a definite point in coupling these feelings with a nostalgic desire among Leftists to reclaim the legacy and accomplishments of 20th century socialism, and to be a powerful force in the world again. Governments around the world definitely fear the specter of Communism, but for them it's a well settled and managed fear. Workers' movements are only just beginning to re-emerge in the US, but even in light of recent successes, the share of unionized workers is lower than ever.
I think it’s important to name a problem of imperialist realism, an inability to think well beyond imperialism so that all you can do if you’re opposed to American imperialism is take a different side in the inter-imperialist conflicts.
This is something I've been trying to develop in my mind recently. The Ukraine conflict is just the most recent example where so much of the online argument is centered around who to support, who is worthy of support, whether or not you're evil for not supporting this or that, or not supporting it hard enough. I've been doing what I can to point out instances of propaganda when I come across them, particularly Western propaganda, but whether or not you buy into the propaganda, buying into this framing brings about the same result. We on the Left have to move beyond the Capitalist framing of Capitalist conflicts. We have to develop our own method of analyzing events and our own language of communicating about them that necessarily excludes the sort of reasoning and conclusions inherent to Capitalist ideology.
And so I think, contemporary campism reflects this tension between an extreme kind of pessimism, and a desperation to feel a certain kind of optimism, to just allow yourself to believe in something and to give doubt a rest for a moment, and to believe that there might be a better world out there somewhere.
I think that language has to be unapologetically and unflinchingly optimistic. We have to start speaking with confidence, not just in our theory, but in ourselves, not just in the possibility of a new world, but in the certainty that we can build it--that it will be built, regardless of what roadblocks the Capitalists try to build in its path.
We have to recognize that pessimism and cynicism at this stage are counterproductive and counterrevolutionary, and that it's time to start dreaming again.
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