We're talking teletubbies tinky-winky💜 dipsy 💚 laa-laa💛 and MOTHERFUCKIN po❤

Happy belated Halloween

This is a fluff piece (nothing new lol)

Polyship x reader mistuya, taiju, south x reader

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“We agreed I was gonna be laa-laa” taiju was messing with the hood of the purple onesie trying his best to make sure the symbol on top stood up, south scoffed as he got undressed to put on his laa-laa costume at taijus whining “shut it I bought the costumes already, besides tinky-winky matches you better”. Taiju eyes twitched in annoyance before he could retort you ran inside the shared bedroom rapidly trying to get your clothes off “so sorry we’re late the parent pick up line was fucking atrocious” you had kicked your skirt off rushing to your closet to get your po costume on that you had ironed and hung up“and mistuya?” taiju asked “he’s downstairs the mothers wanted pictures of him and the kids”you shouted voice slightly muffled. South chuckled “sure they did and of course out of all of us he’s ready while we panic” he put on the hood of also messing with curved symbol on his head to make sure it was ok. You three could hear two sets of feet running up stairs two sets of arms going for taijus legs that in turn caused taiju to fall on his knees, “ugh what the hell you two could’ve killed me?!” Your twins smiled as if they didn’t just make their own father fall and hurt himself “hurry up old man” “yeah you’re taking forever” taiju eye twitched again “hey! I’m already done I don’t see you rushing them two” he pointed towards you and south who was helping you zip up your onesie since the zipper was in the back. Your twins rolled their eyes “mom had to pick us up” “yeah, and daddy south just got home from work you’ve been home all day” taiju got up trying to shake his kids off his ankles “you brats I was working too!” they giggled still trying their best to keep their dad in place holding on tighter each time taiju shook them off.

“Alright sunbaby and noo-noo unhand your fathers ankles” mistuya came in with his dipsy hood down unlatching both kids off, “are you three ready yet” he checked his watch seeing as it was a quarter till 6pm “its sun’s going down and I had to refill the bucket three times. Taiju scoffed “just leave it those greedy brats don’t deserve crap if their gonna not read to take two each” you tied up your shoes grabbing souths hand he offered to help you up “Alright were ready! let’s go you two the sooner were out there the more we can cover”

Your twins jumped out of mistuyas hold running down stars to get their candy buckets “ I say next year we go as the Addams family” south suggested “pffft and what you all are gonna be gomez?” south was confused “no I wanna be lurch and shiba can be cousin it” taiju glared at south which made mistuya chuckle “well hopefully no one gets a picture of lurch trying tongue kiss Mrs Addams” south waved off mistuyas comment “I’m sure their some weirdos out there who already drew that on the internet”.

I can't sleep

Gift giving with the polyship

This probably won't make sense I'm running on no sleep

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South: while he very much does have money and is willing to spend it on you. He gives me very much making the gift and I'm talking paper mache hearts that would be slightly lumpy some of the paint would look streaky and glitter be all over your hands type. Every hand made card, every handmade Christmas ornaments, he even took up trying to make beaded jewelry they are all either on your vanity next to one another or you wear the earrings and rings he's made you proudly.

Mitsuya: Another handmade type person but he of course is one to making you clothes. You're his muse even though you don't know it, you're the first to wear pieces of his new collections he always listens to your critiques and even when stuff happens and your body changes he the first to alter everything for you, you'll always be beautiful to him and even if he can be a bit reserved sometimes he shows his love and appreciation through his skill and he always takes your smiles as a gift back.

Taiju: He's very much a material gift giver, now this can vary in certain areas. You see a pair of shoes you've always wanted? He's getting it for you. A purse you saw that would perfect with an outfit? He's buying it. What really gets him going is buying out places that treat you like you're not welcome. You've seen him buy out so many boutiques and restaurants that it got to the point mitsuya and south had to beg him to stop. Again it's not just purses, shoes and clothing if you see a figure or even a book you've always wanted but it's really rare and only a certain number was made or it was a first edition? He's finding it even if it means going across different countries to locate it.

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

Dress shopping with you and your three husband's for your child's birthday.

Polyship reader × mitsuya ×taiju× south

You only had three days and this was the 4 store today and still your daughter had no luck picking out her birthday dress.

Mitsuya insisted he make the dress but your daughter didn’t wanna have to put her dad through the trouble, it was already enough he was help pay for the center pieces and cake he’s got enough on his hand. “OK princess we’ll look around pick out a few and try them on and see what you’ll decide” south holding open the door for everyone “besides, we all took today off for you so if it’s not this store there’s always another” he added. Taiju made a beeline to section while everyone else collectively groaned, he unfortunately was another reason why you’re daughter hasn’t selected a dress as of yet “look at this angel it’s so cute has little sparkles on it” everyone including your daughters eyes bulged at the suggestion “babe she cannot wear that” your daughter was walking away from taiju trying to hand her the three tier ruffle rainbow doll dress “besides tai why are you in this section?” mitsuya added “she’s turning 17 shiba this is for fuckin snot nosed brats” “language south” You reminded him.

Taiju rolled his eyes “fine” he shoved the dress back on the rack and within 2 seconds he picks up another “what about this one princess it has a cute flower print and look on the side it has a tiny flower decoration” your daughter’s face twisted in disgust “ tai put that back we are not going to church” “what are you talking about woman this a cute dress” your daughter groaned looking at the garment “dad that’s a Easter Sunday dress not a party dress” You couldn’t help but tighten up your face you didn’t wanna laugh you know he's trying but “shiba this is just as ugly as that rainbow skittle disaster” taiju scoffed “tai were supposed to let her pick a dress SHE likes” mitsuya added.

With a huff taiju walked away following after your daughter “oooo mother look isn’t this cute” you looked at the mid length blue shimmer dress your daughter held up, smiling you nodded in agreement only for second later taiju snatching the garment out of your daughter’s grip “nope nu uh never matter a fact” he walked towards A full bed displays and buried the dress under the nicely folded sheets “ taiju!” you smacked his arm “no way will I let my daughter out in something that flashy and short” mitsuya took ahold of your daughter’s hand already leading her away from you and the blue haired male.

A few more hours passed and almost every dress your daughter has picked has been shot down, from a silver cowl neck mid length dress, to a see through lace top mini dress which you also agreed was too showy. Reaching the end of your daughter’s rope she was sitting in the stores bench already about to give up for today, she felt a nudge on her knee looking to see south with a dress in hand “here squirt I saw you eyeing it earlier” she noticed the color right away her eyes lit up in hand was a pale pink chiffon bandeau tiered mini dress, he was right she was eyeing it earlier but after the first dress being shot down by taiju she figured everything she picked would also be buried in another bed display.

As everyone was still looking around south was already in line with your daughter dress in hand along with shoes, some cute jewelry and even some makeup. “Dad, are you sure it’s ok for me to be getting all this mom said just the dress and shoes” south waved away your daughters concerns “don’t start you know damn well I can’t say no besides” he places the items in his hands down next to the items your daughter placed “your father is covering it” in hand south pulled out an all black credit one that looked reassembled just like taijus.

Everyone waited towards the entrance,  you growing concern while mitsuya and taiju looked over the different venues for the party, “there you two are” you hugged your daughter eyeing the different bags in hand “I see you two were busy?” She nodded setting some bags down picking up a shoe box to show what she had picked out. As you two looked over the items in the various shopping bags, south tossed a familiar wallet in taijus hands “thanks again hubby~ our little girl is happy” mitsuya covered his mouth realizing what the blonde male meant.

“YOU STOLE MY WALLET!!”

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Before I write part 2

JAIL HOUSE BIRD

Mentions of being in a jail cell, sexual harassment, drinking

Poly ship x reader

Mitsuya x south x taiju x reader

 

 

Buuuzz buuuuzz

Shifting and groaning taiju ignored his phone, until he can hear the buzzing again for the third time. The smaller silver haired male next to him yawned “whose calling you at this time?” taiju shrugged besides you, tereno was passed out on the couch, him and mitsuya went to sleep in the shared bed so whoever needed him can wait. Until for the now fourth time his phone went off with the same number of which he didn’t recognize, sliding the answer button he was greeted with a automated message. “This is prepaid call from an inmate at Tokyo detention center if you’d like to accept the charges please press one if not please press two” taiju notorious forehead vein began to form again to which left mitsuya worried.

Taiju pressed one to then be greeted with the sounds of someone crying “taaaaaiiiiiiiii” he sighed hearing your voice “no” you cried louder over the phone to which prompted mitsuya to grow more concerned, he reached for taijus phone to which caused taiju to swat at the silver haired males reach cause he knew the minute mitsuya heard it was you he’d be running causing hell along with tereno. “I told you to not cause trouble when you go out with your friends” dodging every move and trying to lecture you was getting hard for taiju “give me the phone shiba what happened?!” “taaaaaaiiii pleeease get me out of here I won’t get in anymore trouble” he was starting to grow more and more irritated “you said that last time and it nearly took 3 hours for you to be released they’ll release you in the morning you can stay in there until then”. Mitsuya can now hear your crying grow louder over taijus phone he launched himself at the bigger male pinning him to the bed and swiping his phone. He made a run for it knowing the he’d be wanting his phone back “hello baby are you ok? Where are you??” He could hear your sniffles over the phone “I’m in tokyo my friends wanted to go to another club but these guys got handsy and you told me if anything goes bad to start punching and scratching so I did but the cops took me away cause I had alcohol in my system” You wailed louder not caring of the disturbance you’re causing to others in the other holding cell by yours. Mitsuya ran into the living room where south was sleeping and without thinking he jumped on top of the other male causing him to jump out of sleep, realizing who was the one who awoke him he smirked and stretched “not that I mind being woken up with you on top of me but I’d prefer a warning next time also maybe be naked too” mitsuya rolled his eyes “nows not the time where are your keys” as south was about to reach for them on the end table near his head he can hear taiju running down the stairs “don’t do it tereno! He’s gonna bail her out again and she needs to be taught a lesson on breaking the law!” south sighed “you know if she did anything remotely at what the three of us did combined I’d be on your side” he shifted a bit to get mitsuya off his lap to so he could reach for his shirt “but considering how that’ll never happen…” “you don’t know that!” south rolled his eyes “shiba you can be the mean old man all you want I’m gonna go get OUR wife out of jail” he turned to mistuya “you coming?” mitsuya nodded rushing out the door with south “were on our way babe please no more tears”.

Taiju growled as he watched the other two walk out the door and got more annoyed when he heard the car be turned on, mitsuya was entering the info for GPS location until heard a knock on the window. South lowly chuckled and rolled down the passenger side window “get in the back” is all taiju said as he opened the door causing mitsuya to shake his head and climb to the back seat not caring of going out through the door.

Taiju checked his watch its been about an hour until they’ve paid your bail so why was it taking so fucking long it wasnt that big of a place, mitsuya was pacing back and forth while south was smoking and munching on chips he bought at the corner store earlier in the wait.

“mitsuyaaaaaa!!!!!”  The silver haired male peered up seeing you’re figure come running towards him, he didn’t wait for you as he ran up half way to wrap his arms around you. He could feel your shoulders shake a bit “ssssshhh it’s ok you’re ok” you didn’t let go of him and he didn’t mind he wrapped your legs around his waist carrying you to the others  “there’s our little jailbird” south quipped not disturbing your koala grip on mitsuya he gave the crown of your head a little peck “I’m glad you’re out baby” you peered up at him lipstick smeared a bit, foundation slightly fading along with mascara clumping from your tears “I’m soooorrryyy” you started to cry again still shaken by your little stay in the jail cell.

As the two other males made their way to the car you stopped in your tracks making eye contact with the one who you knew was upset. Taiju had his arms crossed, his expression was upset but also tired this isn’t how he wanted to start his week vacation “I just wanna say this once” you gulped ready to hear the lecture lowering your head so you could hide your sadness. What surprised you were the feeling of two strong arms wrap around “please… don’t get into anymore trouble… I can’t bare hearing that automated voice anymore ok” it’s true through the years of you four being together for some years you all each had your fare share of run ins with the law. It wasn’t until south had to go away for 3 years in state prison that it gave you each a reality check , you each promised no more sentences even though yours were either a day or two in city jail you still promised them they knew you took at their jail times the hardest but that didn’t mean each male also missed the other.

“I’m sorry tai” you nuzzle deeper into his embrace “now” you felt his grip tighten “ where was this club and who were these men again”

 uh oh