#sorry that was pathetic!
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i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this
#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours#honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that#i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning#my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives#so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life#sorry that was pathetic!#i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time#bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed#JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN#i got shit done Without you. ha!#also i want to go whale watching tomorrow#i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please...#rambles from the bog#i feel so. Independent. and tired#took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times#completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league#me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes#brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you#sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao#my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened!#they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped#they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT#when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes#i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it#but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out#man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires#fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers....#the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3#i am Proud tbh
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Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔
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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#radiostatic#one sided radiostatic#digital art#comic#autodesk sketchbook#alastor#tv girl#my art#first time drawing Vox wouhou sorry in advance if he's not accurate ahah#I love the fact that the entire fandom agreed Vox is pathetically in love with Alastor#Alastor would be such an asshole with people having romantic feelings towards him#especially men#that line from the song is so freaking cruel but goes SO hard#“I'm aroace but even if I wasn't I wouldnt even touch you with a stick :)”#aroace alastor#asexual alastor
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
#american psycho#patrick bateman#christian bale#rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is#allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies#+ horror movies so actually three nvm
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I was looking up weddings in Waterdeep for no reason and
#me: bleats pathetically#sorry if this is common knowledge#gale dekarios#gale x evie#i mean who?#bg3#resources#1k
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the pool scene
#the locked tomb#tlt#griddlehark#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#tlt art#tlt fanart#comic#apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts#um i spent like five days working on this nonstop#well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it#but uhm yeah#im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu#anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care#gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny#harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff#anwyas yah#ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more#the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4)#ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD#hatman is in the corner of ym room rn
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/ orv epilogue + sp identity spoilers , cw blood
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#i wrote this feverishly thinking about how much my big sister meant to me#no alt text#<- very sorry#this took me a full week of working til 5am... coughs up blood.. i just wanted to finish this no matter what..#fun fact i was struck by inspiration at night to script this comic and so i pulled out my phone to type out the idea#and while typing it out i made myself cry . pathetically curled up on my bed in the dark at like 2am or something.#orv#omniscient readers viewpoint#omniscient reader#omniscient reader fanart#orv fanart#orv spoilers#yoo joonghyuk#yjh#secretive plotter#yoo mia#crit's art: orv
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"they’re making the dance about alicent and rhaenyra when its supposed to be between brother and sister weh weh weh” god forbid lesbians have anything
#hotd#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#rhaenicent#my text#i dont like a lot of the choices in the show either but who fucking cares#im sorry theyre not filling your precious screentime with aegon being pathetic that must be very hard
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people love to talk about how much they love pathetic men but truly adam saw is the blueprint. he literally gets called pathetic by the goddamned jigsaw killer at the beginning of the movie. he is SOPPING WET. literally . he screams and sobs and PUKES
#saw#Like . sorry but your guy is NOT as pathetic as my guy#mister apathetic but mostly just pathetic...
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my taste in hsr: men with flowers and g*rlbosses
#anyway#waiting for my wet pathetic shitty-kit boyloser argenti 💖#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#honkai fanart#luocha#luocha hsr#argenti#argenti hsr#topaz#topaz hsr#kafka#kafka hsr#feeling sorry for the people looking for gems and philosophers#artists on tumblr
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#cw eyestrain#eyestrain#high contrast#tw eyestrain#vox#im sorry guys. Hazbins on this account#Hazbin hotel#feel free to block the tag . But hes so pathetic babygirl#vox hazbin#hazbin hotel fanart
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anonymous requested: buck + stubble
#they couldn't ALL be from his recovery era so some of these are pathetic examples sorry#Evan buckley#evanbuckleyedit#911#911edit#911verse#911 abc#Oliver stark#🪐#my gifs#ajlook#alielook#tuserrae#tuserjw#and uhhh everybody else
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#ok well truly#idk what to do w this so let me just post it. bleats pathetically#i kinda spent a bit too much time on this but also keep failing at coloring it meaningfully. im so sorry#art#art tag#bg3#casim carnavorn#dark urge#lord enver gortash#gortash#ketheric thorm
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Am I understanding the end of this episode properly
#miraculous ladybug#mlb#ml spoilers#ml adoration#mlb adoration#ml adoration spoilers#ml season 5 spoilers#adrinette#adrien agreste#marinette dupen chang#gabriel agreste#im sorry i know its heartbreaking and supposed to be proof of him being a sentimonster but#gabriel appearing was so funny to me.#i busted a lung laughing#go away you pathetic white man#mlb meme#ml season 5
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I love Mean!Eddie. its just so fun for me!! Fics where Steve is trying to be his friend, whether cuz he actually likes him or just for the sake of the kids, and Eddie’s like “Ew no fuck off”
Because that so funny to me. Steve has like spent his entire school years being popular and well loved. Even after he laid down the crown, people (excluding Billy and co) were atleast civil. And then? Some dude?? just hates him?
Steve is my favourite character though so I prefer it when Eddie takes it too far and has to apologise, but the main point is that I want Eddie to tease Steve, who just takes it because what else is he supposed to do?? he’s not gonna argue with a dude with bambi eyes! Steve has taste!
#steddie#i know i made a post ‘shitting on’ steddie like yesterday but shut up im a complicated person#also my point was valid. i love steddie! but its everywhere jesus#sorry these tags arent the point#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#mean eddie munson#let that pathetic loser be mean to the other pathetic loser#i want to put them both in a jar and rattle it like one does with bugs
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Me about Gojo: He's one of the most misunderstood characters. People gloss over the nuances of his personality, everything about him is so sad and I love him so so much
Also me about Gojo: Haha everyone look, a bitchless lame unfunny whore
#I am sorry ok I love him but he's so pathetic but oh boy do I love him#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk memes
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Reader: *talking about their favorite TV show/podcast*
Vox: *smugly* Well it can’t be that popular if I’ve never heard of it
Reader: *mockingly* It’s not for old people🙄🙄
Vox: ….
#this could lowkey be considered as vox x reader? but like make it enemies to slightly tolerable frienemies to lovers#they’re in their frenemy stage rn#idk I love bullying this old pathetic TV man🫶🏼#Alastor wouldn’t even care about what reader is talking about he would join in just for shits and gigs#oh sorry for the ✨entertainment✨#anyway this quote is from my fav tv show as a kid: icarly and it made me laugh❤️#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin alastor#hazbin angel dust#hazbin vaggie#hazbin husk#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin vox#vox x reader#hazbin valentino
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