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sga-owns-my-soul · 6 months

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would you, if given the chance, seed-bomb a golf course with me? give those rich feckers a rage worthy of the one a golf course's existence gives me

(watched a video of someone patching a golf hole with the same soulless grass and I just wanted to shove it full of clover or dandelions or aster)

god please let me seed bomb a golf course

#there's 17 OUTDOOR GOLF COURSES AND DRIVING RANGES IN MY CITY #i'm FURIOUS #fuck golf courses #sorry if you like golf #but it's a shitty hobby when it requires the destruction of native species #it's excessive and i hate it #this is a golf hating zone #asks #not stargate

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kolektsiakomah · 9 months

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i needed to gush abt these lil blu team introductions theyre the fucking best. i LOST MT SHIT AT THE TRADING SCENE IT WAS SO INTENSE

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this is the blu soldier. his hobbies are murder, demoman and garbage.

[peep demos portrait in the back]

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this is blu sniper. his hobbies are skipping work, watching horror movies and [REDACTED].

in his older age, he's adopted a "peace and love" attitude. (he still enjoys hunting men for sport. and petting cute birds.)

[sighh dont we all]

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this is blu engineer. his hobbies used to be fun, but now he mostly cries all day.

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this is blu demo. his hobbies are leadership, golfing, and an occasional martini.

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this is blu medic. you don't want to know his hobbies.

he loves his job.

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blu heavy would love to rip him apart with his bare hands.

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blu sniper hopes this goes on the payroll.

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blu demo is tired of losing.

#lil pootis #lil pootis goes missing #lil pootis season 2 #tf2 #im sorry but. blu demo is so fucking hot #id like to golf w/ you good sir #tf2: pootis beloved #tf2: quazies!blu squad beloveds #🍋 blah blah

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racewinnerlandonorris · 1 year

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the throuple we didn’t know we needed

#so much to process #alex is SO blonde!!#lily im so sorry you have to put up with their terrible golfing and even worse banter #via tadejpogacar #lando norris #ln #lily muni he #lily #alex albon #aa #also like we already knew but alex is tall tall

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andy-clutterbuck · 11 months

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𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧, 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 (𝟔/𝟐𝟗/𝟐𝟑) 📸:𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐓𝐖𝐃𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

#actual english muffin #Andrew Lincoln #*#al #BEAN #im weak for golf dad im sorry #and shorts #makes me feel like a victorian gentleman gettin flashed some ankle #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #ARM VEINS #oh...there's bram stoker knocking again #me as the chair

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steelycunt · 11 months

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tennis looks so fucking boring im sorry. cannot get on board with a sports event where there is no telling if it will end in one hour or five. and not only is there no telling but its also the most boring game to watch ever. so like you can rest assured that what you will be watching is just a ball travelling back and forth across a net but what you dont know is whether it will finish in time for you to get home for dinner or maybe your mother's birthday which is two and half weeks away

#so fucking glad wimbledon is over it feels like it goes on for fucking forever and it is so dull. and im not even a sports hater i know #this is not a jock website but i was as the usamericans would say a jock in school...i loved PE so much i love sport tennis is fun to play #even though im awful at it. but WATCHING tennis. you would have to probably pay me real money to be honest #most sports are so boring to watch imo though apart from certain olympic events..golf. rugby. cricket (worst sport ever hate cricket so bad #like what do you mean a football game lasts NINETY MINUTES. thats a feature length film except the film is just people kicking #a ball and maybe sometimes it goes into a net. and sometimes? it lasts 120 minutes. like be so serious. sorry im a sports lover but im a #watching-sports hater its just who i am. anyway happy no more wimbledon day to all who celebrate (ME)#(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

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palettesofrenaissance · 10 months

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When you finally take off your glasses and see that the vast majority of celebrities aren't exceptionally beautiful and they, in fact, look excruciatingly normal and are so average looking that they could be lost in a crowd, then it will change your life and you will start to heal

#the amount of people on social media I've scroll past who fawn over men and women calling them goddesses and ''I'll never be as gorgeous''#while posting in your college tshirt and jogging shorts like baby girl... y'all are in the same league... her face is just known more #and the amount of men who look like absolute trolls and like they need a weedwhacker to groom their hair upstairs and downstairs is gross #yet you got women falling out over jonah hill and cumberbatch looking fuckers while you can find them in any office or golf coarse like PLS #I'm sorry but both channing tatum and chris evans are in the same league of looks... you want pedro pascal? go to a live ball game

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ratgirlcopia · 9 months

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lays on the floor. but what if i put copia in chappell roan's hot-to-go outfits.

#copiaposting #imagine if you will the pain of being marš (my wife) who has tried so nobly to hint for months now that i should listen to chappell roan.#and succeeding in this endeavor only by finally saying things like “this part is so copia. this one is very copia.”#i'm like a bird. looking for shiny copia-esque objects. to carry back to my nest of hot takes.#anyway. i do want him to do hot to go. very sorry.#i think he would've wanted to be a cheerleader. and to play mini golf in a stomping and sexually frustrated manner. again sorry.

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kiilonova · 2 months

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i feel like people are not very tactical about threats of violence. im not againt violence but if youre just attacking ppl whenever you get the chance bc they are bad then you are going to lose

#cro zone #someone told me to attack military contractors at my school. like im not in a wheelchair + the site of the most recent university shooting #sorry i will not jump them in a parking lot. where 10 golf carts filled with bored cops will cause me to become dead instantly #it just proves to me that its all fake to you #like i said im not above violence but genuinely what benefit would there be?

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fuwaprince · 6 months

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Hey loser how were you going to talk about ocean man and accidentally say tumblr when you don't want me to know you still lurk my blog like fuck offffff already thanks .-.

#this is for one creep and one creep only ps eat dog shit #i will never fucking date you get over it #sorry not sorry btw stop fucking touching me and stop stalking i will grate your dick over a salad and make you eat it as an appetizer #you are ugly and stupid and i hate golf #your taste in music sucks #stop playing the same stupid love songs whenever we carpool #also do me a favor and stick your dick outside the car window before rolling it up thanks #you disgust me #I'd rather date a headless cockroach #at least i know the headless cockroach won't jerk off while scrolling my blog like a fuckin freak #PATHETIC #cross my boundaries and i will bully the shit out of you publicly #honey badger don't care #i hope you're crying #:') fuck off #you are a joke and your words don't mean shit to me #i wish you were a crunchy leaf so that i could stomp you out of existence #i wish spontaneous combustion upon you #when you talk about shit on an atomic level i roll my eyes #your political views make you even uglier #you're a bad pet owner for not even making posters for your missing cat it has been months and you don't care #toby ran away and i would too #your care is conditional and shallow #you have a boring personality #i will make you need an iv #your mother doesn't trust your irresponsible ass that's why your younger brother is her and your dad'sfavorite son #your car is fucking weak and you chew through your brake pads driving it like a moron #if you were a responsible car owner you'd replace them by now #you will never be a fucking Jake 💓#if this hurts your feelings GOOD maybe stop fucking stalking me on some no name ass blog

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countess-of-edessa · 1 year

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the way people jump to the defense of video games whenever someone is like "what a stupid hobby to spend more than the barest amount of time killing effort on" really just reinforces to me that video games is objectively one of stupidest things to waste your life on

#well I don’t think it’s not worthwhile!!!!!! Well that is because you are addicted to video games.#everyone has a hobby and mine is video games!!!! any hobby that involves physical effort be it a sport or art or wood carving #is worthwhile. you are putting something into the world #video games does not put anything into the world. and is less likely to #negatively impact all the other parts of your life. i have never heard a woman complain her husband is playing golf 12 hours a day everyday #to Be a human being in the world you have to participate in the human experience #effort creativity exertion earnest attempts to succeed #video games a facsimile of effort and toil and experience that give an ultimately hollow sense of accomplishment #because men (and everyone) these days have fewer outlets than ever by which they can express those things organically #especially in a high-adrenaline high physicality way #and i think a lot of men would like to but find themselves unable #and like sorry about the industrial Revolution and it’s consequences on the human race guys but you still have to do something about your #life despite it. I’m sorry you can’t go fight in a cool war.#maybe take up boxing #or woodworking #or rugby #if video games are anything more than a passing way to spend a small amount of leisure time i think they are bad. so.#text posts that i think will probably be fine but might get reblogged by the wrong people and make everyone mad at me dot com

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ninja-kitty-more-like-no · 2 years

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not gonna put this in the main tag but in my heart vax is very much in love with his Lady and theyre fucking vibing in her court out there

#you look in the window and theyre doing golf commentary on the birds outside #it seems that reginalds diving for a speck of foam in the sea of souls.#"fascinating. look at that trajectory.#this is what peak performance looks like #reginald is just Some Fucking Raven but theyre both Invested now #i could tralk abt them for hours im sorry.#i think theyre besties #in my heart they r besties.

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rosicheeks · 2 years

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if I met you irl I'd call you princess in your ear to see you melt & giggle and then I'd take you out and show you the best places around me and kick your ass at mini golf 👀 then we'd go get some food together and I'd kiss you a lot & then we'd go home and make the hottest content together before you fall asleep on my chest with cuddles and kissies 😌💖

#ok ok ok ok ok #so I’ve been holding on to this ask for a little bit cause WTF HOW CUTE #I’m pretty sure I know who this is??? 👀#mainly by the princess 💖 & kissies 😂#but fuck I need this all RIGHT NOW #sooooo do you want to make me blush the entire day or what #cause literally from the moment you look at me I’d be blushing #and if you called me princess?!#🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵#i would MELT #ok but I’m sorry to burst your bubble sweetie….. but you are going DOWN in mini golf #you might make me blush and giggle but I’m a competitive bitch 😂 I like to win 🥰#honestly this all sounds like a fucking dream #🥰🥰😍🥰😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍#like I’ve been trying to figure out the right words/tags to put #but nothing comes close #this is just TOO perfect #so when are we going on our first date huh?????#LAST THING #FALL ASLEEP ON YOUR CHEST #WITH CUDDLES AND KISSIES?!?! hold on I’m dying #that is actually all I want pls pls pls pls #i want to get all snuggled up with you; maybe you can play with my hair a little bit and I’ll hum while I give your chest little kissies #and then I’ll tell you how handsome and lovely and beautiful and amazing you are 😘💖#ok sorry guys I’m going to be dreaming about this for AWHILE #fav asks #ask #anon #💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖#fav fav fav fav

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lovelyisadora · 12 days

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ALSO WIPS ABOUT HER CHILDHOOD. I KNOW U DON'T POST WIPS BUT. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

listen I have strong feelings about little marcia okay. I just think that she and silas had a lot in common; I hc that they were both young when they lost their fathers and she doesn’t have any siblings and his are so much older than him and while he has friends, I don’t really think they’re particularly close. they both live in the ramblings and don’t have a lot and idk I think they’d just kinda stick together reluctantly you know. no one else gets it. silas drags her around like an annoying little sister and marcia could choose not to go with him but she’s got nothing better to do than get him out of the trouble he gets them both into.

PLUS they both see alther as a father figure and I think they compete for his affection tbh.

I need to find it but I DO have a finished scene somewhere from a larger wip where they’re at zelda’s (during magyk) and they discuss alther and their childhoods but it quickly becomes an argument and zelda has to intervene. I just moved across the country though so it might take me a while to find it but I can try.

Edit: I also have some other unfinished wips about her childhood okay actually hold on I have to go murder my brother he just hit me in the head with a golf ball

EDIT AGAIN HE HIT ME A SECOND TIME HES DEAD. HE FILMED IT TOO

#I think zelda would have visited the heaps when silas was a child so she totally knows marcia #but only knows of her from what she observed of her as a child #and what she’s heard of her from silas #so of course she doesn’t like her #and in the scene they’re squabbling like children and zelda is basically like enough of this #because she’s so sick and tired of it it’s all they did as children and it’s all they do as adults #septimus-heap my beloved #idk my thoughts are everywhere sorry #my brother has been trying to get my attention the entire time I’ve been writing this response lmao it’s so hard to think #bc he’s in my ear going you don’t love me enough to watch a movie with me #you don’t love me enough to film me swinging my golf clubs #stop posting on tumblr what are you doing writing a sex novel 😭😭#I might kill him lol. we’ll see #if he mentions golf one more time I actually will I swear to god

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jadegr8 · 3 months

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dude what the fucking hell

#guess who just watched 5x22 and 6x01?#“yOu wALkeD AwaY fRoM tHE liFe” YES I CAN SEE THAT #because that worked out so good the last time(s)#what would they have done if the djinns had come for dean first?!#also samuel's little monologue about how they need every hunter they can get and how it's “maybe not the best time for golf”#like why did you leave him out for a year in the first place then???#you see I have opinions #actually even more but I'm not gonna write all of that in the tags now #sorry for the outbreak #aight imma shut up now #thanks for your attention #supernatural #spn 5x22 #spn 6x01 #stuff

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shrimp-apocalypse-now · 10 months

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my transportation solution: trains for long distances, electric golf carts for everything else. golf carts are smaller and lighter weight than cars, reducing wear and tear on roads. they have lower top speeds, which means collisions are less fatal. AND they are open-air and lower to the ground, meaning you are forced to smile and wave at everyone you pass, fostering community. they have lower max distances, so cities will have to be less sprawly. there are many benefits and no downsides

#no more cars. only golf carts #for snowy places you get a polaris but like. a polaris is basically still a golf cart sorry 🤷‍♂️

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chiarrara · 11 months

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i am just being emotionally devestated by a fic rn

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