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candy616 · 3 months
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I saw this post in my dream a few days ago. I woke up laughing hard, so I just had to recreate it here. The post:
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I want to be this sweatshirt 😭
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hoegrove · 2 years
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insp.
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olmoonlight · 10 months
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Sound on !! cute baby hummingbirds 🤭🤣🙉
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(🤣 - from 🐍)
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hey-imma-fangirl · 2 years
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My mom was listening to Christmas music while her and I were baking and I can’t stop laughing at this thought:
*Luci and Dice kissing under the mistletoe*
*Someone turns on the radio*
Radio: 🎵’I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus-‘🎶
Luci: *SCREECH*-
Queen Dice: What? What’s wrong?
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Did I accidentally killed someone by actually trying to cure them by throwing the potion??? 👀
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if anyone needs me I’ll be thinking about this for YEARS
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xdancesoffcliffs · 2 years
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My ideas for the Blade movie. I have a soft spot for Kit Harrington and Dane Whitman, so I want him to still be in the movie. Im on mobile, long post.
-It picks up with Blade talking to Dane Whitman about the Ebony blade, but for Dane not to have touched the sword yet. Dane in the the MCU has zero fight training, he’s a basic level one human with lots of points in history, empathy and being awkward in front of kids 🤣
-Blade gives him the run down on the blade (haha) being his snarky, mysterious self. He can explain he is a vampire hunter, a Dhampir, maybe some history of the sword, etc…nothing too crazy. Show not tell. Dane is patient, but definitely gets the impression Blade is being suspicious. How did Blade know to show up at that exact moment?
-Dane is determined to help Sersi, that’s his driving motivation. He has the power to help, and no matter how many warnings he gets, he has to try.
-When he picks up the blade, all hell breaks loose. This is a cursed sword, with centuries worth of trapped souls in it. It should look like it consumes him, his eyes and face can even get those black spider webs effects marvel likes so much.
-This kicks off a cool fight scene. Blade can show how awesome he is fending off a fully powered Black Knight and Dane can show off the powers of the sword without a training montage.
-I read the Blade movie takes place in the 1920’s, so let’s keep that. For “plot” reasons the sword time travels with Dane. The Ebony blade can canonically time travel in the comics. Maybe the prior Black Knight feels Dane pick up the sword. Let’s say the sword can travel along its own personal timeline. One of the prior Black Knight’s had to have lost a fight bad enough that the sword was bound in that box by Dane’s time.
-Im torn about what happens next. I kinda want Dane to be the bad guy of the movie. Let Kit Harrington be evil! Show him trying to push the sword back and failing with internal mind stuff. Have the prior Black Knight try and control Dane, but get smacked around because while Dane has zero fight training, the sword has centuries of power saved up.
-Or, when they land in the 1920’s, the sword drains some of its energy. Dane gets a chance to prove his mental fortitude and manages to suppress the curse. This also gives Dane a ticking time bomb quality, Alfred Hitchcock style.
-Either Dane finds Blade because he knows he needs help or Blade finds him due to the time travel triggering some magic detector. Either way, *hand waves* I’d like to see Blade build a magic London Underground version of the Avengers, but they only help him due to owing him a favor or him having blackmail material 🤣. I liked Werewolf by night, so throw an ancestor of Elsa Bloodstone in there.
-Then the plot can focus on Blade. What drives him? What are his motivations? Let Mahershala Ali really show his acting chops. Have well choreographed fight scenes that show his personality. Show how meticulous and strategic Blade is.
-Dane should learn something in the past that future Blade needs to know. I’m still thinking on that. They figure out how to send Dane back, but with one more epic fight scene where Dane takes them all on and then masters the souls in the sword. Blade shows what a great field commander he is.
Ramble over 😊
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phoenixborn · 1 year
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Ladies you are all very pretty.
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ocean-sailor · 1 year
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Niall’s ‘mildly’ aggressive skincare routine is giving me flashbacks to the ‘violently *asturbating in Japan’ rumours 🤣
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harlems-hero · 1 year
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Young Thug’s lawyer just told the judge “that’s cap to be honest”.
Brother you are going under the jail.
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olmoonlight · 1 year
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Oops 🙈😂😂 Poor dog. Is he ok ? 🤣🤣🤣
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fabioquartararhoe · 1 year
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lewis acting in that bank commercial. side eye
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dani1215 · 1 year
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Mennyire unalmasak ezek a 12órás éjszakai műszakok 😂🤔🤯
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ambivartence · 4 months
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Mingyu in Nana Tour ep 4-2 for @babytunninjadrac 🥰
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