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mamaspidershit · 1 year

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Murderer: Any last words?

Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.

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lokiusly · 4 months

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anytime anyone says that Yggdrasil!Loki needs their Ratatoskr!Mobius all I imagine is

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bucky-barnes-supremacy · 2 years

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Valkyrie doing the old spice ad was all I needed to live and i didn't even know it

#marvel #mcu phase 4 #thor love and thunder spoilers #thor love and thunder #Valkyrie #king Valkyrie #mcu shitpost

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what-do-i-type-here · 3 months

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People keep comparing Destiel to other ships but one I've yet to see is SamBucky/WinterFalcon.

Like on one side you've got a super-human, dark haired, ex-brainwashed, ex-soldier who has blue eyes, a staring problem and also broke out of their mind control to join the other side after beating up their best-friend who thought they were dead.

And on the other hand you've got an older brother without any powers who has lost both of his parents, one of which he watched die at a young age, has a younger brother that looks older than him and he practically raised, who's helped save the world multiple times, died at least once, and dropped out of high school.

And then to top it off they both have this thing where they bicker like an old married couple despite not being together. Also that staring problem where they just look each other in the eyes for large periods of time.

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stilldani24 · 1 year

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Bucky:

Y/N:

Bucky:

Y/N:

Bucky:

Y/N: nebula stole your arm, didn’t she?

Bucky: nebula stole my arm.

Y/N: got it.

#bucky barnes #avengers #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky x you #bucky x reader #marvel #sebastian stan #marvel fanfiction #avengers fanfiction #mcu #winter soldier #guardians of the galaxy #mcu shitpost

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traveller-of-the-knight · 4 months

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Jalockeley Lojakeckley

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rusted-soldier · 1 year

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I am so glad that Steve “Fuck Around And Find Out” Rogers and Bucky “What Doesn’t Kill You Is Worse Than Death” Barnes are married.

#ah yes my disaster boys #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stucky #marvel text post #mcu textpost #marvel shitpost #mcu shitpost #shitpost #my things

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thanos-the-dad-titan · 3 months

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No, the customer is not always right. And you want to see my manager?

(snap)

There's my fucking manager.

#thanos #marvel #marvel comics #thanos the mad titan #marvel cosmic #infinity gauntlet #marvel cinematic universe #mcu shitpost #funny #burger king

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oswildin · 2 years

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moon knight season 1 episode 4

#marvel #steven grant #moon knight #moonknight #mcu #marc spector #marvel moon knight #moon knight meme #moonknight shitpost #marvel shitpost #mcu shitpost #mcu memes #marvel memes

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mamaspidershit · 1 year

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Natasha: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Peter, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Natasha:

Natasha: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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lokiusly · 4 months

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brb getting a “mobius my beloved” tramp stamp

#period!!!#mobius #mobius m mobius #agent mobius #lokius #loki season 2 #loki show #mcu loki #mcu shitpost #marvel shitpost #lokius shitpost #loki shitpost

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faeriecap · 1 year

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wait is moonknight fr in the same universe as the rest of the mcu bc like why are the egyptian gods apparently real and need avatars but the norse gods got explained away as aliens from an alternate universe??? that’s so funny tho like the gods saw capitalism and the snap comin in the future and were like fuckin. nope lol bye humanity

#i speak #moon knight #khonshu #thor #loki #loki show #disney plus #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #marvel shitpost #mcu shitpost #moon knight fandom #moon knight shitpost

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daisy-mooon · 1 year

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Kamala: I'm going to do this INCREDIBLY stupid thing

Carol: Oh my god do not do that stupid thing

Kamala: But I read in your Wikipedia that you do this stupid thing on a regular basis?

Carol:

Kamala:

Carol: ...Okay yeah, I do.

#the marvels #MANIFESTING something along these lines in the marvels tm #carol danvers #captain marvel #kamala khan #ms marvel #shitpost #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #source: ME #mcu shitpost #marvel shitpost

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my-badships · 2 years

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It’s been 3 years and people are still butthurt so

I just want to acknowledge that somewhere in the vast, infinite multiverse SHIELD founder Peggy Carter is out there getting her back blown out by Steve Rogers every night

And I think that’s beautiful.

#steve x peggy #steggy #mcu shitpost #mcu shipping

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samiiexe · 1 year

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i love this dorks

#guardians of the galaxy #infinity war #peter quill #star lord #thor #thor ragnarok #mcu #marvel #mcu shitpost #thorquill #marvel fanart #mcu fanart #guardians of the galaxy fanart #thorquill fanart #gay #my art #fanart #digital art

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bodybreakerover900 · 2 years

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We're all allowed to say She-Hulk was a mixed bag guys. It's alright. It had some pretty good episodes and some pretty terrible ones, but it was interesting and I always appreciate when the MCU gets experimental.

Just because this was the show the chuds were so predestined to hate the show wrote them in as the bad guys doesn't mean we have to justify it's existence.

She-Hulk was the last project in this phase of the MCU and it openly made fun of having budget issues in the show itself. It's a shame it wasn't given the time and attention it needed, but what we got was different enough that I'm happy it was made and hope the project gets a little more love in season 2.

The show has plenty to criticize and yet the dude bros are making shit up that didn't even happen or showing how bad their media literacy is just to be mad at it. Their opinions don't matter.

Not an awful final episode though, pretty cute I'd say. She-Hulk was never going to be my kind of Marvel show but I always support it when the MCU gets unconventional.

#she hulk #daredevil #mcu #marvel #marvel mcu #marvel criticism #marvel critical #marvel daredevil #marvel stuff #mcu shows #mcu she hulk #mcu shitpost #marvel she hulk #marvel shows #smart hulk #incredible hulk #hulkling #bruce banner

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