When you're talking to Patty, you only have male family members. REMEMBER THAT

oh fuck not a full moon im not on birth control son x werewolf rapist mom who doesn't know how to pull out

growling. snarling. howling. licking. kissing. her son was woken abruptly by his mother's big bulking frame on top of him, thrusting desperately into his cunt. he wanted her to get off of him, but she was too big, too strong, his legs being stretched behind his head as he let out cried and whimpers. how long had she been raping him? his cunt was soaking wet, his clit hard and throbbing, and his entire body felt warm and fuzzy. he tried to squirm wriggle free, but it only made it worse as those big claws gripped underneath his ass, and pushed him deeper onto her cock, eliciting a loud moan. he knew what was coming next.

"no. no don't! im not on birth control mom fuck! you cant-"

but he knew she wasn't going to listen. he felt a desperate sloppy kiss cut him off before a big final thrust into his sloppy wet cunt forced him to break the kiss. his mom's knot sliding into him as she growled and emptied herself inside her son.

"no fuck i don't wanna cummm.,.,,.cumming, mom im cumming fuck FUCK NO FUCK!!"

his legs were wrapped tightly around his mother's waist. she looked down at him with hungry eyes. he looked at her with disgust, trying to cover himself and hide himself from his own shame.

"did I just cum on my mom's wolf dick?"

he thought to himself.

"and did I like it...?"

WARNING GIRLS KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

important lore

i need more yellowjackets so i can see more van images.

is NO ONE writing butch/femme aragorn/arwen fic. please my brethren.

i really am fucking poisoned. i was looking at the etymology of izutsumi's name and i checked her codename first, right, Asebi, aka the Japanese pieris/andromeda and like all I can think is damn that was Justine Dantzer's working name for the character who would one day be She-Ra. that's crazy

My gf was listening to "White Blank Page" by Mumford and Sons and I once again told her that song is SO much better if it's gay.

She doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs but she's extremely good at literary analysis and this time she actually looked up the lyrics and has now come to the following conclusion: "It makes no sense if it's not gay."

My (objectively best) reading is this:

The narrator was in love with a guy who strung him along, never willing to be in a committed (or public) relationship with him and maybe insisting that it's extremely heterosexual "helping a bro out" sex, except in more intimate moments. Finally out of nowhere guy is suddenly committed to a woman and when Narrator confronted him, guy spat out homophobic vitriol and claimed he's not gay like the Narrator.

(For extra flavor imagine them as closeted, straight passing Midwestern flannel wearing, love-bonfires-and-camping guys who sat next to each other at church and elbowed and annoyed each other like best friends do and were each other's go-to source of emotional support! And then to suddenly shut Narrator out for the first time ever, by abruptly marrying a woman and insisting that he's always been straight and their relationship meant nothing...)

Here are the lyrics:

Can you lie next to her And give her your heart, your heart As well as your body? And can you lie next to her And confess your love, your love As well as your folly? And can you kneel before the king And say, "I'm clean! I'm clean!" ? But tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? A white blank page and a swelling rage, rage You did not think When you sent me to the brink, to the brink You desired my attention But denied my affections, my affections So tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life Oh, lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life

Why call multiple people "you" in a totally unclear way? Why would you claim that your female ex's new man can't love her AT ALL (not just as much as you did, AT ALL)? And invoking the judgment of God is so fucking tedious if you're just shaming your female ex for moving on or even cheating/getting with your friend. Also you look like a creepy asshole if you think a girl broke up with you for "loving her too much".

This song is tepid, badly written, and makes the narrator look like an asshole if it's NOT gay.

The gay reading is the ONLY compelling one.

HWAT I MEANT TO SAY. WAS. LINE ART.

YESSSSSS LETD GOOOOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

There's this beautiful radiant white haired woman in my writers group & she's a retired art therapist who is now a full time carer of her mother & we've spoken a lot about the agonies of having very broken family members including young men u love (her son & nephews, my brother & cousins) becoming drawn towards neonazi ideologies when you can literally REMEMBER when they were gentle young boys who loved the world ....... & today I randomly ran into her and her son in a coffee shop and somehow I agreed to going with him to a "helping refugees learn English through casual conversation" event tomorrow. Help.

I don't know what scares me more: that wig or the color palette of his ensemble.

you guys don't even know the real meaning of failmarriage...

Whatever TV era this is if it's a decade definer or "classics" as a whole

anyways i've never been a son except for when . oh god i can't post that