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yellowbentley · 1 month
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i was tagged to do a lil game by @sweetsugarystars :3
Last Song Listened To: All Gods People by Queen. i am. predictable. LMAO
Currently Reading: i read the entirety of Nikki Sixx's heroin diaries in 4 hours saturday night. havent picked anything else up in the last 36 hours so that. really harrowing book, how tf is that man still alive
Currently Watching: nothing at the moment!
Currently Obsessed With: im balls deep in a queen hyperfixation again so yk. riding this high as long as i can. when theres 50+ years of history, theres always something new to learn
sometimes babygirl is a 76 year old man
also! diy shoe wings! i just need to print my templates off
and then i can paint them
while continuing to listen to queen.
mmmmmmm i tag @jovianaquarium @joycrispy @jumpinginmuddypuddles @philsmeatylegss but no pressure!
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kanamori-kamper-moved · 7 months
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your babygirl!! (for the gimme a character thing)
YUSSS VETRIX BABYGIRL!!!!
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How I feel about this character
I LOVE HIM!!!!
I adore him, unironically. A lot of people hate him solely because he’s a bad person, and to me that’s narrow-minded thinking. He’s fun BECAUSE he’s bad. He’s fun BECAUSE he’s a horrible person who hurts other people and doesn’t care for their feelings.
He’s pathetic, a disaster, and unironic mess. He’s like 50, trapped in the body of a toddler, constantly slapfighting with kids because he’s petty and can’t keep ANYONE out of his relationship drama with a certain homophobic rat. I’ll get into the relationship/ship stuff in the next section, if you’re curious.
I also like his design a lot.. the right side of his face is this beautiful mosaic and FOR SOME GOD FORSAKEN REASON HIS EYELINER IS AMAZING??? Also most people think his voice is annoying but there’s a cute charm to it… nobody can tell you sound like a girl if you make it annoying on purpose!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
A lot of my thoughts about him I can’t put into words because it’s all just “HAKASKISKAKAKSJSKSOSKSKSJS MMMM BABYGIRL OLD MAN YAOI” And TV static, so I hope this’ll suffice!
All the people I ship romantically with this character
Should be obvious. I ship him and Kazuma (Fathershipping), and him and Dr Faker (Deceitshipping/scientistshipping). Technically nothing I like about the two are canon but FUCK YOU their both amazing
The way I think of Fathershipping is all cute and fluffy and “omg kazuma.. but you have a wife!! But.. I still love you..”, sometimes it’s unrequited and sometimes it’s just doomed. Byron’s just a horrible shy, gay mess when it comes to Kazuma. Like ITS SO TELLING how he was willing to literally DIE for him during episode 55, and the fact that in the Sam episode there were only TWO TENTS?? Yeah, they fucked
But as for scientistshipping, it’s just horrible toxic yaoi. You know the Cantarella scene from Utena (assuming your there)? Yeah, that’s them. I wish they had more non-toxic interactions, it would have been sweet to see them reconcile beyond their gay little shoujo bubble apology
My non-romantic OTP for this character
Him and his kids! And probably him and Yuma, I’ll go more into it in the last section.
My unpopular opinion about this character
He never had a wife. He’s a transmasc (or agender, depends on how I feel) gay man, his kids are test tube babies. He’d sooner die than willingly put his lips let alone *bits* near a woman
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon
I wish things with Vetrix were explored more beyond “haha look at the evil freak!!”, I wish he wasn’t demonized for wanting revenge when he literally got deformed and has PTSD from being in Barian World for 5 years straight.
I like Zexal, but (somewhat yugioh as a whole) has an issue with portraying people as either black and white villains or good guys, and people who aren’t pretty bishounen tend to get the shortest end of the stick at times. Like, there’s a REASON why his kids get more screentime than him. It’s because he isn’t conventionally attractive. Vetrix is not a black and white villain, he contains multitudes.
You have to factor in that he was was put in a foreign alien world for half a decade by a person who he thought was a FRIEND, thought his only other friend DIED, was away from his kids (two of whom were taken away and put in an orphanage), got deformed so badly literally no one recognizes him, and more. People who try to act as if characters like KAITO are better than him are so fucking insane because he’s not. I watched his duel with him today and Vetrix had a line about them being the same. They’ve both hurt and killed people as a means to an end. Hes truly not a bad person and people need to realize that 😭😭😭
There’s also the issue with his kids. I wish he got more scenes with them after his arc, I wish we got to see him work to be better especially after all he did, to deal with the ramifications of it all. It feels like his relationship with his kids were just haphazardly tacked on and stapled together, held together by a few peices of duct tape that the writers saw and just sent on its way. It would have been interesting to see if his kiss (ESPECIALLY Quattro) did not forgive him, especially after the shit he said and did.
The same for faker, these kids have no reason to forgive their father after the actual VILE acts they’ve committed towards them.
Also more old man yaoi. LET HIM INTERACT WITH KAZUMA AND FAKER AND LET THEM KISS!!!!
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monstrousfemale · 1 year
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I posted 3,768 times in 2022
That's 3,768 more posts than 2021!
60 posts created (2%)
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I tagged 1,550 of my posts in 2022
#steddie - 397 posts
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#stevie baby - 141 posts
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#lesbian and himbo - 76 posts
#monstrous posts - 50 posts
#max - 44 posts
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#monstrous bigboy - 39 posts
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#i hate makeup generally but gimme we'll see how i feel about it and if i like it then you know its really well done bc i usually hate it
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
bartender Eddie who lets Steve order and pay for beers but then never ever hands him a single beer ever, refuses to. only makes Steve fancy pretty cocktails that are way more expensive than his beer order, but he doesn't make him pay for the difference.
just tells him such a pretty boy deserves the prettiest drinks
566 notes - Posted November 6, 2022
#4
Idk what you guys are thinking, but in my head it is obvious, clear as day, that Eddie Munson is a baby gay... in the sense he's never even kissed a guy at 20/21 (whatever canon age he is). He knows what he wants, he isn't a child, but this man is gay in a tiny tiny town in butt-fuck Indiana, he has not had a chance to act on it. The dating pool is not exactly Olympic sized.
So when Steve has his bi awakening and kisses Eddie first, he would do it easy, hard, fast... And Eddie is a bit of a mess. His kisses are sloppy, too wet, too much, because he Has Not Done This Before. Of course Steve would just think he's being too eager, or a bad kisser, and not even guess at the truth, but keep kissing him anyway (because he makes pretty sounds at the back of his throat every time Steve kisses him, and he bites at his lips all the time).
But then Eddie casually drops it in conversation like "hey Harrington, how does it feel to go down in history as Eddie the freak Munson's first kiss?" and Steve would lose his cool for a second and then proceed to give Eddie the sweet, slow, no-tongue, not-overwhelming-first-kiss Eddie actually deserved.
And Eddie might not be a natural but he's a quick learner and Steve will sometimes very gently tell him to slow it down, or cool it with the tongue, and in no time Eddie's giving as well as he's getting and they make out a lot. A lot.
659 notes - Posted September 13, 2022
#3
Babygirl Steve this, Scoops-Ahoy-era steddie that...
But no one's talking about Nancy stumbling into Scoops Ahoy after a day of shopping for outfits for her new job, and coming face to face with Robin Buckley in a sailor uniform????
Scoops Robin is Nancy's bisexual awakening and it takes them a year to meet again but in 1986 when Robin is in her room, going through Nancy's things, and Nancy's supposed to find them clothes to go speak with Victor Creel... All Nancy can think about is Robin in that stupid uniform and how easy it would be to pull her in by that red tie and kiss her lips...... And also how nice it would be to have Robin on her lap in those shorts, free access to her thighs.
She's looking for outfits for them in her closet, but her mind is in the gutter, wondering if Robin got to keep her old Scoops uniform.
1,162 notes - Posted November 17, 2022
#2
After the world finally stops threatening to end, sometime in late 1989, Steve quietly gets a tattoo across his ribs. It’s something personal and private, something he just needs etched into his skin because to not have it there would feel like a lie. He feels disconnected from himself, he feels alone, he feels like bullshit. Going into Indianapolis for the weekend and shoving the handwritten line at a tattoo artist is the most human Steve has felt in forever. The sharp pain of the needle followed by the dull ache of the healing process finally grounds him.
No one but Robin hears about this, though. And turns out outside of saving the world, now that he doesn’t swim as much, Steve doesn’t have that many excuses to take his shirt off anymore. So, the tattoo is a secret by omission, and Steve is fine with that. It’s his thing, and it doesn’t have to be exposed for it to mean as much as it does.
And it does mean a lot. It’s a mark of a new beginning, something physical to prove to Steve he is still around and kicking. 
And after that, life feels livable again. He has his friends, his only real family. He is managing Family Video now, after the owner had moved out of town due to world-almost-ending experiences. He is finally settling into being someone he actually wants to be.
Most importantly, Steve keeps in touch with Eddie as much as he can. They’re hanging out on and off all the time, falling into an easy routine without either of them meaning to. And by 1990, before either of them knows what hits them, they’re fumbling in the backroom at Family Video, making out against a shelf, VHS tapes raining down on them like falling in love: fast, hard, unexpected.
It’s all a blur of finally expressing things they had been keeping hidden for too long. Sharing secrets at midnight, back and forth with the pass of a joint or two or five. And after they start, they couldn't stop even if they had wanted to. They need this good thing. And they both know too well how fast the shit hits the fan around them. So, they don’t care for taking things slow, not after years of dancing around each other. All this to say, it doesn’t take long at all for Eddie to find himself in Steve Harrington's bedroom.
He’s sitting against the headboard, watching as Steve gets rid of his clothes. He had been expecting an almost childish awkwardness from Steve, because Eddie knows he hadn't done this before, not with a man. Not that Eddie has that much experience to speak of himself, but he had come to terms with it way earlier. It doesn’t matter what he had expected though, because in truth Steve is smooth, sexy even. He removes his clothes with purpose and devastating eye contact. He gets rid of his pants, and then his shirt is coming off – finally, finally messing up that amazing head of hair of his.
Eddie almost gets too distracted by Steve's intensity to notice the tattoo. When he comes closer, though, Eddie places his hand over his ribs. Instinctively, he just has to look and see what his skin looks like against Steve's skin. And there it is, right by his fingers. Pitch black ink, already healed over, already fully Steve. The words are stark against his pale skin. I want to be adored. Eddie has the air knocked out of him.
Steve looks down, confused for a moment. "Wha-?" he starts to ask, but then his brain catches on. Steve feels self-conscious, kisses Eddie to distract him from what he'd found. He hadn't known this is how he would feel, had never felt ashamed or embarrassed of much about his appearance before. And this isn’t quite shame. But this is Steve, bared, naked, in ways that go above a state of undress.
Eddie breaks the kiss, hand splayed over Steve's chest. "Fuck, Steve. When did you get that?"
"A while back. It's nothing." It is everything. It means so much to Steve, he'd never have the words.
Eddie's eyes soften, skimming the words again and again. The smile that graces his lips is tiny, a kind little thing Steve usually only sees on his face whenever he is around the nuggets, Max or Dustin usually.
"I can make that happen," Eddie says, honesty dripping from his words. It isn’t his usual, larger than life rambling. This is Eddie seeing him, really seeing him.
"What?" Steve asks, to diffuse the tension. A self-sabotaging little jab at their clear connection, because he actually thinks he knows exactly what Eddie means.
"I can adore you, big boy," Eddie says, and his playful spark was back. He winks, pulling Steve close by the shoulders. He gets both of them on Steve's bed. Steve's chest aches.
"Shut up," he says, because he doesn’t know how to accept something like this. Doesn’t know how to process that anyone would care, that anyone would pay attention.
Eddie rolls his eyes at him, flips them on the bed so he can straddle Steve's hips. Eddie traces the ink on his skin like it is precious. He kisses Steve hard, kisses his love into his lips, pushes it into his mouth like he does his tongue.
"I do adore you," Eddie says later, after they're both tired and spent and sated. After sex has made things fuzzier. It feels so simple now. It is so true.
"Eddie," Steve starts, ready to tell Eddie about all the ways in which he, Steve, is fucked up. Instead: "Thank you."
"Hey, I got you."
And Eddie does, he really does.
1,725 notes - Posted October 1, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Eddie's Vecna song would be something completely unexpected. Even though he's not cursed, he'd leave a cassette ready, just in case. He would hand it to Steve, tell him to keep it in his back pocket.
When they save the world and all that horror is in their rearview, Steve finds his bloody pants in a pile under his bed, one week forgotten. Eddie's beat up cassette is tangled in the mess, and he's glad he checked the pockets.
He puts the tape on at a low volume, expecting heavy metal, deafening and loud.
Instead, the tape is a loop of All Of Me by Billie Holiday. At the end of the song, over the last chorus, a woman's voice crackles through, louder than the singing. "Hey, goodnight, baby. Mama loves you all the time."
Turns out the only recording Eddie has of his mother has been sitting in Steve Harrington's room. Eddie's been in hospital, hasn't had the chance to remember it with all the sleeping he's been doing (who knew extreme blood loss would really knock a guy out). But he trusted Steve with this precious thing, and the realization is all it takes for Steve to know once and for all he's in love.
Steve brings Eddie a walkman and earphones, and he sits by Eddie's bed while he listens. Eddie pauses the tape. They hold hands over the edge of his hospital bed, comfortable silence falling between them like a warm blanket over the room.
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fairyrosepetals · 3 years
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Due to quarantine, I’ve been feeling pretty touch starved due to to the lack of hugs my friends and I would usually give each other.
Covid is a curse for naturally affectionate people like me :/
So enjoy some headcanons I wrote for some of our boys who had finally achieved the role of boyfriend!
Sweet home as types of boyfriends (M)
Hyun Cha
Hyun as a boyfriend gives me very chill/tired boyfriend vibes.
As in, he’s the kind of boyfriend who loves you softly. Someone who appreciates you in their own discreet way. Whether it be soft forehead kisses, or just very tight hugs.
Very relaxed dates. These dates would include laying on the couch cuddling, with rain pouring in the background.
Another date Idea would be just watching your favorite movies together in bed, eating your favorite snacks and candies.
His nicknames would include
Babe, babygirl/boy, love of my life, My light, Angel
His kisses are very hesitant and gentle, almost as if you’ll break or you’ll run away from him. Once you kiss him, and he knows you’re not going anywhere, his kisses become desperate, like you’ll disappear. Soon though, his kisses show how much he truly feels with you around :)
PDA doesn’t include a whole lot, mainly because he feels self conscious when he’s around someone as amazing as you. He feels like you deserve someone a lot better. Most likely just hand holding in public. However, in closed doors you bet you can get as many hugs and kisses as you want, whenever you want, 25/8
Now, at 18, you OBVIOUSLY don’t have a lot of money unless you’re rich. When it comes to gifts, I think he’d pay attention to your favorite foods, or maybe your current obsession, and base his gifts off that.
He LOVES to rant to you about Maria In The Sky!! Or just his hyperfixations in general when it isn’t Maria. Which isn’t likely. He gets this certain spark in his eyes when he talks about the things he’s interested in, which brings a certain life to him.
Now, depression DOES take a toll on people. This can leave a strain on relationships especially. If you’re willing to put in the extra effort, he would greatly appreciate it. He makes sure to show you his appreciation by making sure he ate a little extra more that day, made sure to change out into a new set of clothes, and overall just ways to show that he’s taking care of himself.
Overall, he loves you dearly, and greatly appreciates the love and support you give him. Trust me, he’s not letting you go any time soon.
Hyuk Lee
Hyuk as a boyfriend gives me very CHAOTIC vibes!!
He’s the kind of boyfriend to show his love by joking A LOT with you, with lots of teasing, playful name calling, and overall just rough housing.
There was definitely a moment where yall took roughhousing too far and you got bopped in the nose. Hyuk couldn’t bare to look you in the face after the many times you said you were fine.
Hyuk’s nicknames would include
Lemon cardboard Homie, Baby, Babe, Big head, DEFINITELY Megatron just to fuck with you
Hyuk’s kisses would be goofy and just kind of smiley, and maybe even a little sloppy. As in, he would be gently holding your face in his hands, but would be smiling or laughing as he tries to kiss you because he is just so unbelievably happy. This causes the kisses to definitely not be perfect, but they’re just filled with so much happiness that you can’t help but smile or laugh with him.
Just like Hyun, there isn’t a lot of PDA. Not because he’s self-conscious, mainly because he feels like you know how much he actually loves you without having to be too touchy in front of everyone. If you just so happen to want a kiss or maybe just hold hands, he’s all up for it. Just make sure to ask otherwise he will have no clue what you want.
Dates would include going to the arcade!! DEFINITELY would drag you over to that dancing game just to have an excuse to be closer to you!
Another date idea would just be 1 am trips to 7/11 and grabbing a slushee and your favorite snack, and maybe going to a remote area and laying on the hood of your car and go stargazing.
When it comes to dating Hyuk, you also gotta care for his sister. They are a PACKAGE DEAL. He understands that it’s a big responsibility to dump onto someone, but he’s responsible for her well-being. So if you don’t like her, that’s the ultimate deal breaker for Hyuk. If that’s not the case, he’ll be happy to see you two getting along.
Being a surrogate father for someone who was so young really puts a damper on your mentality. So just show your support for him, whether it be big or small. If you are quick to befriend Eun, his heart will warm at the sight of the two people he loves most enjoying each other’s company.
Ihyun Jo
Ihyun gives me very flirty/romantic boyfriend vibes. I say this due to his two personalities, which include his chaotic and more gentler side. I can see him being very flirty with an SO, that showers them in pick up lines that could make your face go red while also being sincerely romantic, enough to make you swoon from how sweet he’s being.
He’s the kind of boyfriend to hold your face in his hands, and gently cover your face in kisses or just stare lovingly into your eyes. This would also include whispering flirtatious comments in your ear, just to see you embarrassed from his words and make you blush.
With his flirty side, I can definitely see him as bit possessive, which can include possessive touches such as putting his hand on your waist or gently grabbing your chin to look at him when you look away.
Ihyun’s nicknames would include
Baby, hot stuff, princess/prince, Angel, wifey/hubby
Ihyun’s kisses can go two different ways depending on his current mood. The 1st way is sweet and sincere, where his kisses are soft and filled with such warmth and love. This creates such a loving feeling, where he carefully holds your face in his hands and treats you with gentleness. The 2nd way is his kisses feeling lustful, and a little rough. Though, this only means his kisses are firey and more passionate, holding you close by your waist as you wrap your arms around his neck.
DEFINITELY PDA. He is VERY touchy. Not in a way to make others around you uncomfortable, but more like he always has to be touching you in some way to ground himself. This includes hand holding, putting a hand on your waist or around your neck. When it’s just you two, it’s almost like he’s a second shadow, always carding a hand through your hair or just hugging you and resting his chin atop your head.
In more normal settings, I can definitely see him taking you out on the classic amusement park date. I’m talking rollercoasters, obviously rigged carnival games, cotton candy, and of course, the classic Ferris wheel ride.
Of course, I gotta throw in a classic beach date too. He is DEFINITELY the type of boyfriend to throw you into the sea, ONLY IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH IT AND CAN SWIM THO. If not, he is totally cool with just annoying you by splashing, or just overall being a general nuisance. Definitely has a soft spot for building sand castles with you :)
He may have the occasional sarcastic comment to share or just be annoying just to bug you, but he really does love you. He knows having MPD makes things harder in a relationship, but he appreciates you helping him when it comes to medication, episodes, and other ailments that occur. If there are types when he feels sad, he would love nothing more than to just lay on the couch, and rest his head in your lap as you run your hand through his hair.
Jayhun
Jayhun DEFINITELY strikes me as a SOFT BOYFRIEND. An ANGEL BOYFRIEND. A man you can DEPEND on. HUSBAND MATERIAL.
When I say soft, I mean he just absolutely SHOWERS you in love. You NEVER go a day without at least one hug or kiss, because he wants you to know how much he truly loves you. He’s the kind of boyfriend to do classic, gentlemanly things such as open doors for you, sit you down and scoot your chair in for you, and overall just be a sweetheart.
His dates would most likely be more domestic. I could definitely see him as doing the classic at home dinner date, being in the kitchen and cooking your favorite food, or if you like going out to eat more, definitely a restaurant on the nicer side. Being a teacher can leave him a bit busy sometimes, so he’s not opposed to just ordering take out, putting on a movie, and just enjoying your company as you lean against him. :)
Jayhun’s nicknames include
Sweetheart, honey, darling, love, angel
Jayhun’s kisses are the epitome of sweet and warm. Of course, he would only kiss you if he asked and made sure you were okay with it. If you said yes, he would make sure to hold you close, whether it be gently holding your face in his hands, or just placing his hands on your hips, he makes sure to put all his love into each kiss.
When it comes to PDA, he definitely strikes me as old fashioned. You know those elderly couples that have been married for 50+ years and STILL act like they’re in their honeymoon phase? That’s you and Jayhun. Kisses on the cheek, hand holding, brushing hair out of your face, and just staring at you with so much love that catching him can make you feel how strong his love is for you.
There are times when he’s forgotten to take lunch, so being the greatest SO ever, you make sure to bring it to him at school. His students LOVE YOU. They can’t believe their teacher bagged someone as great as you, and constantly bug Jayhun about you and when you’ll come visit again. They have a bet on how long it will take to get him to propose.
A bouquet of your favorite flowers, your favorite candies, and even just writing little sticky notes in places you see them before he goes to work, he just wants you to know he will always love and appreciate you no matter what.
I want to say that because of his religion, he kinda hopes you share the same beliefs as him. However, he is not opposed if you don’t, he still loves you all the same. In fact, if you follow a totally different religion, I feel like he would be interested in learning what your practices are, and how he could make you feel more welcomed during your relationship. 💕
Wook Pyeon
“My boyfriend can kick your ass” HELLA vibes from this man.
When I say this, I mean he’s very protective of you, and is even afraid to be in your presence half the time due to his height and build. He’s the kind of boyfriend to benchpress you for a work out, but also the kind of boyfriend to get flustered when you kiss his forehead.
There’s no fuckin way you could reach his height unless you’re THAT TALL, but if you do, he’s more likely to be less careful around you, and be more willing to hold you close to him and not be afraid of accidentally hurting you. If you’re a SHORTY?? Like me then this poor man is on pins and needles. Even if you’re tough, this man is afraid of hurting you and will never forgive himself if his elbow whacked you in the forehead.
Shorty protector
Dates with Wook Pyeon consist of constantly patching him up when he’s injured. Seriously, does this man never have a bruise on his body? If he’s not injured, he’s definitely stressed or very tense, and would not be opposed to taking a warm bath with you. Not even to have sex, but more just to make your hair into a giant spike with soap, or have bubble beards that leave you holding your stomachs from laughter. Just wholesome goofing off. :)
Wook’s nicknames would include
Honey, baby, babe, sweetheart, *shorter rendition of your name*, little shit (If you’re a menace to him constantly)
I feel like this man’s kisses can vary. Though the one thing they have in common, is that he makes sure that you know that he loves you. They can range from quick “Gotta go to work” kisses, to kisses that make you melt from the amount of love you feel from them. Even if maybe that moment you two have fought and he suddenly has to go, and if you’ll let him of course, he’ll make sure to give you the sweetest kiss he can muster. Dealing with criminals can be dangerous, and he would never want to go to work and have something happen, knowing you both left angry at one another.
PDA for him is hesitant. It’s not that he doesn’t like it, but he gets very shy and flustered about it. If you hold his hand while he’s talking to someone, his brain will start to malfunction and his face will slowly turn a shade of pink. This includes kisses anywhere on his face, or just a small kiss to his knuckles while holding his hand. In other words, for a big guy like himself, he is quite timid when it comes to initiating PDA.
He may be a little rough around the edges, but he tries his best to be romantic. Though, he tends to do it in more smaller ways. Working in the police force has unreasonable hours, so lots of little sticky notes around the house with cute love notes, little heart doodles, and just overall tiny reminders are his love language, or just making you a quick breakfast and storing it for later before leaving to work.
When he gets laid off, please do your best not to be angry with him. If it turns out he was the only one to be bringing money on the table for your own reasons, he would be so disappointed in himself for not being able to support you. If it turns out he now has to rely on you and your job, he would feel as if he’s a leech while you work harder until he can find a new source of income, so please reassure him that everything will be alright.
He of course, will do his own fair share of chores around the house in order to relieve the work load off of you.
When it comes to smoking, that is definitely a problem. Even if you don’t mind it, secondhand smoking can greatly affect your health as well. If you are an asthmatic, he definitely will try to quit for you. Even if you aren’t, it eventually dawns on him that his smoking is slowly hurting you, and doesn’t want you to be breathing that gunk in. It will be a hard journey, but just support him and keep him in check for the transition, and he’ll do his best to keep you happy and out of harm’s way.
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When indiscretion leads to... that!
Co-worker to... something pairing Kwon Jiyong and his female employee
Warning: well, it will lead to smut. Sex toy, double penetration, masturbation, dirty talk, what else??? 
Resume: Jiyong indescreet ass hears (and listen) a conversation about sex you have on speaker phone one night when you thought you were alone. He was already whipped for you. Now he can't take you out of his head. But careful tho, no touching permitted on the first date!
W.C. : 11 969 wow! This was suppose to be a one shot but I had to send it in 2 parts. Too many paragraphs apparently.  So, smut part is in the next part. Make sure to read, you don’t want to miss that.
I worked A LOT on this one. It's still not perfect, verb tenses are giving me a hard time. Hope you will enjoy nonetheless.
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You’ve been working with Kwon Jiyong for 2 years now. 23 months to be specific. One day, you received a phone call from a ‘headhunter’ asking you to join an emerging company. All you knew at the moment of the interview was that the working conditions were excellent. It was well paid with flexible hours and working days. The only problem was: it was in South Korea. The company stated in the job offer that an all-included luxurious loft would be waiting for you near your work place and a translator would follow you until you are capable to speak korean fluently. Ready to take on new challenges, you flew to Seoul and start a new life there. You agreed for the loft but declined to have a translator following you 24/7, you need your space and it would have annoyed you. After all, with google translate, you can always be understood.
Never in your life you would have imagined that the said company was Peaceminusone owned by the one and only G-Dragon. Even in your country, Bigbang and GD were popular. You knew about it mostly because of their leader, he was a well known fashion icon. You have met him from time to time at the Paris fashion week or other social events hosted by Chanel, your previous employer. He was introduced to you by a common friend one night and that was it. Your relation was nothing less and nothing more than polite exchanges of formalities.
But there you are, working for him now. At the beginning, you were simply a colorist but as time spent by, you became one of the fashion designer of the company, working under the CEO’s order meaning Kwon Jiyong himself. After all this time working late hours together with other creators and staff members as well, you can say that you became ‘close’ to him. Well, not close enough to meet after work hours but inside the 4 walls of the office, the relation between you was smooth and enjoyable. He knew you enough to buy your favorites when he was paying drinks (or food) for the staff and instead of the «virgin» latte with sugar on the side for people to put it according to their taste, you would receive your «soy milk latte with a hint of cinnamon and honey» with your name written on it. Other employees laughed and called you, Jiyong and his manager (the only one with their name written on the drinks) ‘the trio’. You knew it was because you’re the only one who drinks your latte with soy milk but people would continue to tease you for that. It never bothered you and you don’t pay attention to it knowing their mockery are not malicious.
Working at Peaceminusone is very nice, you get along with other employees and to create streetwear clothes on your own was a dream job. Kwon Jiyong is a very strict boss. Even though he’s an idol, maybe even because of that, he’s working twice as hard as all your previous employers and he knows exactly what he wants and he wants it to be deliver at a specific time. His personality is calm, kind and charming though. He don’t need to raise his voice or threaten his employees for them to obey his orders. He just have to ask for something. He don’t care how you do it, he don’t mind the way you use to obtain the result he’s asking for. He is calm, sweet, polite and respectful. He can also be bubbly and play along with the staff. Specifically when he is with his hyung Seunghyun, or with his noona stylist that comes to the office sometimes when it’s the only time he had to have his hair dyed or cut. Really, you are happy. Well, at least, your life was under control. Until that night…
It all started with that conversation you had with your best friend from your home country. You were working late on a new idea you had and knowing you, if you don’t take the pens immediately, you would forget it the day after. So, alone in the office with only the maintenance employees in the building somewhere, not even on the same floor cause they had already cleaned the ateliers and emptied the garbage. They have said goodnight and asked you to activate the alarm at your exit and to report yourself to the janitor’s office before leaving the building. There were no reason for you to think that somebody would hear your conversation or even less to listen to it. But there you were, talking about your sexual life with your best friend on speaker mode to keep your hands free as you were sketching a trench coat while talking. Totally unaware of the presence of your boss, leaned at the door of your atelier, little interested in showing his presence as he was amused by the turn of your conversation.
«Well girl! I never said that I don’t have a sexual life, just that I am having ‘alone’ sex. See the difference?» You asked her. It was where Jiyong started to hear and listen to you.
«Of course I do. I wish I could do that sometimes but I am a married woman now… well, I just can’t.»
«You can’t what?» You asked her, intrigued.
«Masturbate y/n. Masturbate! Follow babycake» she chuckled.
«What do you mean, you can’t masturbate?” You questioned not connecting the dots «Do you have both hands in a cast»?
«I am a married woman, remember? I don’t cheat on my man»
«Sweet baby Jesus! Are you living in the 50’s? It’s your body» you emphased at the word «your».
«Y/n, you say that because you are a single pringle. Wait till you are married. You will change your mind. Also, my husband said that he doesn’t want me to touch myself».
«Hell no! Why do you accept that? Girl, I am deceived» She was not mad at you, not really but she was annoyed and it shows in her voice tone when she answered «You can’t understand, you are single, wait and see».
Maybe she was annoyed by that conversation but for god sake, she needs to understand that nobody else but her have the right to say what will happen to her body. Only your gynecologist can give the order not to touch yourself under some specific medical circumstances.
«In a way or another, sex toys are boring if you want my opinion» she declares.
«The man who will forbid me to masturbate is not born yet. And believe me, he wouldn’t stand a chance to call me his wife the day he would ask me not to. No one but me decides what goes into my vagina and when”.
«Y/n, you really use sex toys? Isn’t weird? Don’t you feel like you’re missing something?»
You smiled. She was not always so conservative, she used to be such a free spirit woman, how can a wedding changed someone like that? «Beside flesh and fluids… not really. I also prefer toys than having sex with a stranger and not being fucked well».
As you take the piece of paper in your hand and analyse your sketch closer, you realise that this coat you are drawing would be perfect with the fabric pattern that Jiyong showed you in the meeting earlier this week, he seemed to appreciate it so much. You’ll have to talk to him tomorrow since he’s supposed to come and approve the work done so far before sending the order to the sewing team. You write a note on the side, drop the sketchbook heavily on the drawing table and lean against the chair. Your feet are on the desk, eyes closed because it’s so late already and you are exhausted. Also, this conversation was taking a turn that annoyed you. You cannot believe that a woman born in the 90’s could have such an old-fashioned thinking.
«I am not saying that I don’t decide what goes in my vagina y/n. I just say I don’t masturbate because I don’t want to cheat on my husband. Since he is my husband and he asked me, I just don’t».
«You contradict yourself, you said your want to masturbate but you don’t because HE considers it cheating. It means he get to decide what goes in your vagina and what doesn’t».
You don’t care about what she does sexually, you just hate the fact that her man decided that she can’t touch herself.
«Think about it my friend...» you teased her «sometimes you are home alone for a week… a big dildo… a clit sucker… mmmmm! Do you know there is a new sex toy that sucks on your clit instead of just vibrate. You can come in 2 minutes top chrono. It does a better job at sucking my clit that my previous boyfriends did, that’s for a say! The things you miss because you are married now...» she laughed, interrupting you.
«Y/n, my babygirl. I love you so much, you silly. I let you play with your sex toys. I prefer to have a real man in my bed anyway».
«TOUCHÉ» you replied «you got me here. Of course it’s better with a real man, when the said man is competent. It’s warmer and smoother and all. But you know what would be even better?”
“No, but I believe you will tell me” she chuckled
“You know me so well… the best of the best would be a man AND toys. I mean… just thinking of it and I have goosebump» Shivering as you said it, Jiyong eyes on you. «Imagine for real, I just can’t… would be too good”.
“You haven’t found a cute korean to do it with you yet? According to you, your boss is sexy and hot!”
“Duh! My boss is G-Dragon girl, the king of Kpop!» For you, that sentence speaks for itself «and as I said, I didn’t taste the korean junk food yet, if you know what I mean” You both laughed at your statement. «So, until I found myself a nice man to share my sexual life with, sex toys will keep me awake at night!»
The eraser you were toying felt on the floor. Looking down, you didn’t see it anywhere. You lean and ultimately get down of your chair to have a better look. It’s when you turn your back from your table to face the door that you saw him. Kwon Jiyong himself. Your boss. Leaning against the door frame, his piercing eyes on you. A smile plastered his mouth the second your eyes met his. Not his usual polite and kind smile, no! A fucking smirk. The kind that means «I heard it all».
«Fuck! Nooooo! No! No! No!» you shout «I’m gonna have to call you later, boss is here» you hang on the phone before she could add anything. Shy, ashamed and in mental agony, you bow very low at him, hands crossed over your heart.
«I am so sorry Mr Kwon. I thought I was alone. Well, I was alone… but I guess I haven’t been careful enough to notice your presence».
«You couldn’t notice, you were kind of busy, right?» He teased.
«I am sorry and if you want my resignation letter, I will give it to you. I would be sad to leave your company because I love it here but I lack respect towards you and I will accept the consequences».
Even tho he never gave you the impression that he was a conservative person, you know you misbehaved tonight. Specifically considering that you are in South Korea and people are conservative and too timid to talk about things related to the body. Not to mention sex… even less sex toys.
You certainly are not expecting to hear the sound that leaves his lips. A giggle. He was laughing to the point he had to stop to catch his breath. But he started again as soon as he notice your quizzicals features.
«Hey, y/n. Why would I ask you to resign? You are my favorite designer here, I hired you personally. I need you. Aren’t you part of the trio, after all?» Oh! no! It came to his ears.
«You heard about that?»
«Of course, they are not the most discreet when it comes to teasing you, young miss and they tease you a lot. In their defense, your reactions are too cute, they will continue to do it just to see the pink on your cheeks» he chuckled.
When you realise he wasn’t mad at you, you are able to breathe normally again. He’s even in a playful mode, his gums on full display. He has a beautiful gummy smile, for sure. A unique perfectly shaped mouth with kissable lips. When he was laughing like that, he was more beautiful than ever if it’s even possible.
«For what you just heard, I am really sorry» you looked at the floor. «I have no actual words to tell you how sorry I am».
«Forget about that. I am an adult and I am not shocked to hear about jerking off. It’s a natural thing to do. So, it’s all good”.
What he was hiding from you is that he was in fact shocked to hear YOU talk about it. You, one of designer. His cute, effective and hardworking favorite. Not to say you were beautiful for his taste. Everything regarding you is beautiful. Your eyes, your skin tone different than his caramel skin, the waves in your hair, your small and delicate but well define body frame. Your voice and facial expressions each time you’re explaining your drawing and sketches passionately. The stars in your eyes each time he gifted you a piece of clothing that you have drawn, now perfectly sew and ready to wear.
Tonight, imagining you with a sex toy engulfed into your core... He had to use all his strength in order not to undress you right here, right now.He wants to show you how a real dick, his dick, would make you feel. But… you never said you wanted him, right?
The fact that he was your boss turned him down too, if he’s being honest. He doesn’t want you to feel obligated. He doesn’t want you to think that you HAVE to do it. He doesn’t want to use his power or position and ultimately make you feel uncomfortable at the office. If only he had heard you say something about him. If he had catch a glance, a message or a sign that you were interested in him, he would have made a move. But never did you.
Oh, he catch your gaze on him a couple of times. Each time you seemed lost in your thoughts, not even realising what you were looking at. You have that habit of fixing things and toying your hair when you are thinking. So he never made a big deal out of it.
«Still Mr. Kwon, I never wanted you to hear me talk like that».
«It’s ok Y/n. Next time, keep those conversations for when you are at home and it will be all good».
«Thank you Mr. Kwon. I won’t do that again I promise».
«Can you stop calling me Mr. Kwon. Call me Jiyong, please. I think I asked you 100 000 times already». He asked, smiling gently. His predatory gaze was gone for good now.
«I’m afraid I can’t. It would be uncomfortable» you answered. You were raised like that, being extremely polite with olders or with your employers. You can’t help it.
«That could be like your punishment, the consequence for the conversation I just heard» he just thought about it. If it needed a situation like this to make you stop calling him by his patronyme, he will use it against you and finally hear his name being cutely pronounced by you. After all, you still have that sexy english accent when you speak and he can’t wait to hear his name pronounced like that. Just the thought of it made him flustered.
«I guess I have to accept then Jiyong ssi».
Finally, he heard it. It was so cute and so sexy at the same time. «Thank you y/n. I appreciate the effort. Now, I have papers to sign for tomorrow. I will be in my office if you need me».
«Well, I will make my way home. See you at the meeting tomorrow?»
«Very good. Have some rest and see you tomorrow».
A few days went by and you didn’t made a big deal out of him hearing your conversation. You just continued to work hard at creating clothes for the next collection. He was happy with the direction that you and the creative team took, you understood his demands very well. You did noticed that he was more frequently at the office although you didn’t pay attention to it. After all, it was the beginning of the creative process for next season and he was there to make sure that his vision will be respected. Everybody at the office noticed that he could have work from home as he usually does and that something was different recently. They noticed the way he was staring at you. The way he was not concentrated as he used to be, his eyes on you.
He couldn't help himself. He tried to be more discreet but each time he saw you shift on your chair he was distracted. You’re talking, he’s listening to you. You eat, he looks at the things that enters your mouth. You get up to go to the bathroom and he follows you with his eyes, nervously waiting for you to come back at your desk. People in the team, they all noticed those little changes in his attitude. Everybody but you. To be honest, you couldn’t noticed. Since that night, you avoided him as much as you could. You address him in the meetings but other that that, you try to avoid being in his presence but mainly you avoid eyes contact as much as you can. That too, people noticed. They knew something happened between you and Jiyong but they didn’t know what it was. You were not bubbly and spontaneous anymore with him. You weren’t cold or you didn’t seem mad either. But it was different. Normally, he would come to you and you would start to chit chat about random stuff, laughing and finishing one and another sentence. Normally you would have jump from your chair and run to his office when you have that “wonderful idea guys, let me explain the concept yall will love it” excited and smiling if he loved your idea, deceived if he didn’t. You normally had a nice working relationship.
It’s not that you didn't want to talk to him anymore. You were just really ashamed that the man that you found the most beautiful and that you would die to get to know better, heard you were using dildos on your lonely time. He heard things that you do in your intimacy, things you wouldn't even share with nobody else but your best friend. He heard it. Not that you are ashamed using toys, it’s just that it’s nobody’s business. Now, that he knows this little detail about you, every time your eyes meet, you wondered if he remembers and you feel naked in front of him.
An entire month passed by since that night. Jiyong was at the office for 1 or 2 hours a day only, to make sure that things were all good. Sometimes he would also video call when he was out of Seoul. But in a way or another you were in touch with him on a regular basis via phone calls, texts messages or face to face. You became your real self again after a certain time. The conversation with your friend was now a vague memory and you didn’t pay attention to it anymore because he never mentioned the incident and didn’t change his attitude with you, you thought. Jiyong for his part didn’t forget at all. In fact, the more he sees you, the more he is crushing hard for you. Specifically today as you are wearing those jeans that fits your booty perfectly and the perfect shape of your breast caressed by the silk of your floral white blouse. You were so feminine, delicate, stunning. Most of all intelligent, thoughtful with everybody and so sexy. You were just perfect and he was about to lose his mind. His noona stylist was here to cut his hairs today because he have a photo shoot in the afternoon. At least, the cut will be fresh, hair will just need to be placed. As he was reviewing some documents, while she was cutting, she notices the several times he lifted his gaze from the papers to look for you. Just like if she was able to read his mind, she asked him:
«Dongseng, what are you gonna do about it?» He hummed as an answer, looking vaguely at her above his shoulder.
She repeated her question but she changed the pronoun ‘it’ for ‘y/n’.
«What do you mean»? He asked, not surprised to be transparent in front of his loyal noona Taehyun.
«Kwon Jiyong» she says «Woman are lining up for you and yet, here you are! Drooling for the only woman in South Korea that doesn’t seemed to want you».
If they only knew. Ever since you were caught talking on the phone that night, you couldn’t stop thinking about that smirk he had on his face when your eyes catched his. The same charismatic smile, that sexual vibe that he has on stage. In the office, he’s just a «normal» person. Acting normally. But that smile, those eyes he had, it reminded you of G-Dragon in all his glory. A predator chasing its prey. It last only a few seconds before he giggled and brought his hand in front of his mouth like he always does when he’s shy. Only a few seconds. But you will never forget those staring eyes and that smirk. The intensity of his look, his whole presence almost like he was looking at you with his whole body. It was enough to give you material for your lonely nights for at least 100 years and beyond. You avoided him at the beginning because you were ashamed but also because you were afraid that if you catch those eyes once again you would do something very stupid like inviting him out for a drink. Or worse, tell him «fuck the meal, the restaurant and the date. I want you direct in my bed».
A date with him, you wouldn’t say no to that. The more you knew him, the more you are charmed. He was the complete package deal. Sexy, funny, brilliant, imaginative, artistic, caring, thoughtful. Among it all, beautiful. His smiley tattoo, when he handed you something, never failed to make your knees weak. You would like to kiss that smiley, take his hand and drag his tattoo onto your cheek and snuggle it with your nose. For some reason, you are all squishy about this tattoo.
«Jiyong, I am begging you… You have to do something if you want to come back on planet earth again».
«See, if ever I do something with her, there is no coming back on earth possible. I would be all over the stars and we would stay there… » he answers, half dreaming, half laughing.
«Fucking in the pink clouds?» She asked, laughing.
«You… you… you» He tries to tell her she was too much to handle but you were coming in their direction.
«Jiyong ssi, the final version of my sketch is ready. I made the changes you suggested»
«How is it?»
«I kept the one I originally draw and made a new one with your ideas so you can compare».
«I am asking you y/n, what do you think? Does it look more grounded, like I suggested it would?»
«To be honest, I preferred it like it was before. The lines were more pure. The details you asked me to add will make the fabric less visible and in my opinion, this fabric speaks for itself. But ultimately, it will be your decision. Come by my atelier when you can. I will show you».
When he entered your little but lit workplace filled with markers and sketchbook and plants everywhere, he was charmed by the fine line of your neck. Rarely he sees your long and perfect neck under this angle with your hair tied in a messy loose bun on the back of your head. He was charmed by the delicate skin, the tiny mole just behind your ear that he would like to kiss over and over again. He would like to grab you by the bun as he push his tongue into your mouth. He would like to kiss you eternally. He’s sure you will feel good against his lips. There is no other way possible. But you are his employee. He’s your fucking boss.
He cleared his throat to signify his presence.
«Come on in Jiyong ssi» you said without looking at him.
«Hey, how did you know it was me?» he asked out of surprise.
«Well, I recognised your voice» you answered and right away you started to show him the sketches that you have done. He wanted to ask why you recognised his clear throat sound and so many useless but also capital things: Why do you smell so good. If you have a man that you go on dates with since he heard you say you were single the other night. He wanted to tell you that he was willing to use those sex toy with you, he really don’t mind either if you continue yourself even being in a relationship. He wanted to tell you that the mole behind your ear was arousing even more than porn. That you look so pretty when you stretch your body after a long period sitting. That you have the most beautiful eyes he ever seen in his life. That he was deadly falling for you. Instead he hears himself say «You were right little miss. It looks better the way you imagined it. Good job». Blushing, you were happy with the compliment and he had to leave your atelier when your eyes met his. The way you looked at him through your eyelashes… Jesus! He’s completely under your charm.
It was later that night that he catched another conversation between you and another of your friend. Again. You were helping her since she asked for your advices. She was younger than you (but still an adult) and she had decided that tonight she would lose her virginity. While you were talking on the phone with her, on speaker mode again, you were lost in your drawing and again, you didn’t hear Jiyong snitching in your atelier. In your defense, he was not suppose to come back in the office before next week, leaving for Japan with his bandmates for some promotion.
«… doesn’t want to go down on me» Your friend whined.
«You can’t force him. I don’t really know what to do in that case. He doesn’t HAVE to... » you answered.
«But I want to be eaten out at least once in my life ya know...»
«Understandable! But you can’t force him. He can’t force you either. Both of you will have to do things you are comfortable doing».
«But I really really really want him to go down on me». She pleaded.
«Well then, tell him that.» She interrupted you «I asked him once. He said it was something that repulses him. He said he will never put his mouth there, that he never will. To be honest, he barely touch my vagina while I jerk off him on a regular basis… he said… he said it’s full of germs and…”
«Sweet baby Jesus! Then you will have to choose between HIM and good sex. It’s up to you girl. But if you want my opinion...» no, you won’t tell ner that this man is a lost case. After all, you don’t know him. So instead, you take your most kind voice and state “tell him how you feel. Tell him his attitude makes you feel like you are disgustingl!”
«You think so?» She asked, deceived that the man she loves was like that.
«Well, as I understand it, he thinks pussys are disgusting. It means no head for you. No sex on the kitchen counter either cause you know… dirty. Is he germaphobe?»
«Silly… I don’t know»
“Maybe if you give him head, he will see how good it feels and he would like to return the favor… “ you say it without conviction.
You jumped of your chair at the idea just had.
“Oh! My! Fucking! God! Imagine if you squirt on his sheets! He will lose his mind» You both burst out of laughter.
You were sad and deceived for her. She had been dating him for a few months now and she was really excited about this relationship at the beginning.
«You need to talk with him. Making love is suppose to be fun. We have to respect our own limits and our partners limit too… But if he thinks that vaginas are dirty and disgusting to the point he barely touches it, what’s the point in having sex with a woman?”
As you were speaking, a thought came to Jiyong’s mind. He was completely seduced by your duality. The cute and blushing you, with pink on your cheeks when he gives you a compliment or when the other staff members tease you versus the liberated woman he heard talk on the phone twice. He was charmed by both of your sides. And tonight, he wants to get to know you better.
“Y/n…. Why am I so unlucky… he was too perfect of course something bad had to happen»
«Talk to him. See if your expectations and his could fit in together. No pun intended» you smiled at your genius mind. You were on fire tonight.
«Good point». You took a sip of water and started to draw right after. Inspired.
«Anyway, I have to go y/n, I can hear his car in the driveway»
«Good luck my friend. I am rooting for you! Woop! Wooop!» you shout loudly. “Call me if you need me. I love you”
“Love you too y/n.”
When you hang on the phone, Jiyong debated with himself for a split second only. He had the choice. He could move back silently and pretend he never heard it. Or he could have a little fun. After all, your conversation gave him an idea on how to approach you. He knows for a fact that now, there is no turning back. He wants you and he will make everything possible to have you. He will put you CEO of the company if you have a problem with him being your boss. He don’t mind at all. He just want you. No, he needs you. He’s longing for your touch and your kisses. And your smile. And your whole body. He wants to get lost on your smell. He wants it all.
«You were right little miss. What’s the point in having sex with a woman if you don’t want to touch her. Maybe he thinks that his penis will found its place by itself in her core without having to use his hands. He needs to realize that a stroke of a magic wand will not do the trick».
Jumping out of fear, you turn to his voice. You shouldn’t have. If the look in his eyes was hot the other night, tonight it was fucking burning magma. His eyes were filled with desire and he was staring at you like you were his prey. His girl. His toy. You knew that something was going on. Intimidated by him, you tried to avoid what he was going to add by taking advantage in the conversation, leading it somewhere else.
«You have the irritating habit to listen to my intimate conversations Kwon JiYong» you snapped.
«And you missy, have the bad habit to talk about sex on speaker phone at the office» he replied, crossing his arms in front of him.
«Well, yes. But I was alone. And you shouldn’t have listened. I could have talked about very personal things».
«You mean the fact that you use dildos and other toys to please yourself? I know it already...»
Ouf! That was harsh and he realized he might have pushed it way too far when you choke on your own saliva. He wanted to seduce you, not to humiliate or upset you. He put his hands in front of him in a peace manner and came closer to you.
«Well, I have an idea. What about we see if your expectations and mine would fit in together» he was using that phrase you just used with your friend earlier. Was he trying to seduce you? His gaze was still sharp but it soften as he add «What about a date with a pretty ok man but unfortunately he appears to be your boss? Would you be willing to get over the fact he is your superior and accept to go out with him?»
Dear lord! He was asking you out. You were shivering from the inside but didn’t want him to notice. Still mad at him for listening your conversation, you fumed:
«My boss wants to ask me out? Why?” You raised your eyebrows. He was not expecting that question. He was expecting a lot of thing but “why”.
“Because Y/n, I would like to get to know you better”.
What was happening? This wonderful man in front of which you humiliate yourself is asking you out on a date. Feeling like a prey for him, his eyes looking at you intensely, you wanted to take advantage and reverse the roles. He had soften his voice and his gaze but there was still that predatory light in his eyes.
“I would say, you know me enough and you are way too reckless».
Oh! Lord! The image he had of you since he heard your previous conversation was accurate. You and him would be continually fighting for dominance. An eternal combat, sexually speaking, and it was turning him on way more that he expected. How can the ray of sunshine you, the fluffy shy ball of love could be a fatal woman like that, it was behind his comprehension. But he wants to dive in, blindly. He clicked his tongue on his teeth 3 rapid times as he was gesturing ‘no’ with his index.
“The things I would have miss”
The smile that crossed his face had an immediate effect on you. Your knees went like marshmallow and your core started to tickle. You could tell, he was “playing”. He was enjoying that verbal game too much. He came closer to you. Not closer enough for you to feel uncomfortable if you didn’t want him, you still have enough room to feel safe.
«For real y/n. Would you accept to go on a date with me, even if I am your boss». You just looked at him, processing the fact that he was REALLY asking you out.
«Can you answer me? I would like to know ...»
«I think you put too much importance in our status. The fact that you are my boss wouldn’t stop me from dating you. But...»
He freezes, certain that you would reject him.
«But the fact that you keep listening to my private conversations would». Damn it. He knew he was screwed when he looked at you crossing your arms over your chest, chin up and a cocky smile on your lips.
«Ooooh I see… how can I make you forgive me?»
«You’ll have to find your own way Mr Kwon. On that, I wish you good night». You say while unnecessarily assembling the papers on your table.
«Wait… Maybe… I… What if...» He was nervous and that melted your heart way more than all the cats video you watch on Youtube while eating ice cream. You were touched and overwhelmed and squishy to think that you have that power on him. That he’s nervous to ask you on a date. Him, your perfect and sexy boss. Jiyong.
«I...» he started but you didn’t want to play more with him, after all, he was so cute and you really want to go on a date with him.
«If you find a way to make you forgive that bad habit of yours, I accept to go on a date with you. But you really have to make me forgive that… It might me tough...»
He doesn’t need to do anything else but say «I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have». That’s all you are asking for but if you tell him this, his excuse won’t be sincere and felt, right? How come he didn’t even think about it?
He came closer to you and held his hand out, palm up. The second you put your hand in his, you feel an electric shock in your whole body, a subtle but perceptible thrill running through you. Your reaction didn’t stay unnoticed by Jiyong. He bends down and lays a light kiss on the back of your hand, a shy smile enlighten his face when your eyes meet again.
«You forgive me now?» He asks. You don’t want to let him «win» that easily either you want him to believe you are not interested.
«Let’s say it’s a good start but nope» you answered with a smirk.
Here you were, playing again. Little did you know, those words you just said gave him the worst idea ever. A light starts to twinkle in his eyes and he says, blinking «Perfect. I accept the challenge» he gave you a kiss on the cheek to seal the deal «I’ll see you when I come back from Japan little miss. Be a good girl until then» and he leaved your atelier.
Oh no! What have you done! What kind of monster have you liberate…
You talked with him a couple times while he was in Japan, always on conference mode and strictly for affair. It was a little weird if you are being honest. During these phone conversations, you kept remember his lips on your skin and the memory of this contact made your heart beat faster.
«Does everyone agrees with it? » you hear him say, lost in your lustful thoughts.
«Yes», «I do», «Of course» your coworkers answered.
«What about you y/n, I didn’t hear you?» All eyes are on you. Among the 10 persons in the room, you didn’t answered and he noticed.
«Yes, I agree with this color concept» you shyly say.
«Fair enough then. I will see you all on monday morning, have a good week-end».
The idea of seeing him again at work made you feel uncomfortable. Since you didn’t talk about «dating» again with him, you are scared that he had changed his mind. If you only knew…
Saturday morning, a text message from him woke you up. He was the only person that could contact you because your notifications were off except for calls or messages from his number.
Jiyong : So… I am back in Seoul, getting off the plane at that very moment. Paparazzi will catch pictures of me texting you.
You: Welcome back Jiyong ssi.
Jiyong : Your place, tonight at 7.
You: I thought I said no date before you make it better…
Jiyong: It’s not a date. When I will bring you out on a date, you will receive a beautiful dress and all the accessories that goes with it. Tonight, since it’s not a date, you can even wear joggings ;) Cancel your plans, I’m coming for you!
You: …
You: see you at 7, I guess
Jiyong: (If you change your mind, don’t open the door and I promise we will keep our professional relationship intact. Feel no pressure at all to open the door and you won’t even have to explain why you didn’t want to push it further. I promise, you won’t have any problem at work because of that). So… See you at 7 unless you don’t want to see what I have prepared to make you forgive me.
You: I will open the door, I am way too curious :)
Jiyong: Good :)
He didn’t add anything and neither did you. You were excited and thrilled to see what he had planned. What’s on his mind? You know for sure that he planned it when you were face to face in your atelier. You know it because you saw the light in his eyes, the playful sparkles. This couldn’t have been caused by the idea of buying you flowers or chocolates… Well, you will have to wait and see.
You spent your saturday afternoon shopping with a friend. You have bought a lot of pretty clothes and jewelry. You surprised yourself a couple of times when you had found yourself admiring a piece of clothing, thinking it would fit perfectly on Jiyong. You were halfway scared and amused by your thoughts.
You come home at about 17h00 that night. You needed time to take your underwear from the rack in the middle of the living room and fold them carefully. You clear out your stuff and fastly sweep the broom. You don’t want Jiyong to see your messy side tonight. You take a not so long bath, shave every part of your body. You wash your hair and carefully apply a treatment on them, always receiving compliments from your friends or your co-workers when you use this product. Apparently, your hair looks soft and they smell good when you use it. You wanted to be perfect for Jiyong because you have no idea what he has in mind.
Jiyong never made it on time for meetings or for planned phone calls. But tonight, he knocks on your door precisely at 7h00. Surprise that he didn’t had to ask the janitor to call you (they don’t play with security in your building), you open the door with a question mark on your face. Jiyong look above his shoulder to check if there something bothering you behind him. That’s when it hit you, he don’t have his winter clothes on neither his boots.
«Jiyong, where is your coat»
«Aren’t you gonna let me in first?» He laughs. You move back and gesture him to enter your loft. He’s concerned because he doesn’t see a smile on your face yet.
«Are you scared that I might get cold?» He tease «You are so thoughtful, it’s cute». That’s when it appeared in the corner of your mouth, a little, unsure smile.
«No… Sorry but I was more concerned on how you passed the security guard without having problems».
He laughs, flashing his gums.
«I see, you don’t know… y/n, I live in this building, I even own it» .
«You own the building?» You asked, shocked for no good reason. You know he’s multimillionaire already. «I see, that’s why the company provided me a loft here, since it all belongs to you, the company and the building».
«Yes, you’re a smart cookie». He teased but inside, he was shaking. He don’t want you to reject him because you get scared of his money… He can’t lose you for some banal consideration like that. Trying to lighten the atmosphere he add «I can come and visit you in my pajama if I want… see how practical it is?» You smile and reply «Well, not really since you said in an interview that you sleep naked».
Why in hell did you have to say this? You are such an idiot sometimes.
«Touché...» he muttered, his smile wide and his eyes disappeared. God dammit with those smile eyes, it always seduce you and makes you weak.
You notice that he has flowers in his hands. «Ooooh, it’s for me?»
«Yes, it’s for you». He hands you the flowers, bows at you and immediately cross his arms behind his back, mysteriously hiding a gift bag from your gaze.
At that very moment, he’s scared that he went too far. He’s not so certain that his idea was good. Not at all. But since he’s here…It was a perfect idea, funny and hopefully practical but now, with you in front of him, he’s not sure anymore. He needs to gain courage.
«You look beautiful tonight» he said timidly. Feeling he was really shy, you wanted to tease him, but just a little.
«Tonight only? Ouch, that hurts Jiyong» you say but your smile tells him you’re not mad at all.
«No, no, no! I didn’t mean it like that» He was embarrassed anyway. He was so cute, you regret saying it right away.
«Jiyong, I am playing with you»
«I know, but still… I didn’t mean it that way» He answers, sheepfully. You have no idea what he has in mind but it’s certainly not sexual, he’s a fluffy ball of cuteness. «You are beautiful. End of the sentence. Just beautiful. And I am glad that you opened the door for me”.
He was so cute, it was indescriptible. He had his hair dyed and cut again since the last time you have seen him, now in a light shade of blond but not platinum. He was gorgeous.
“Thank you so much for the flowers, they are beautiful. They are my favorites”. You say as you smell the flowers.
“Yes, I remember”
“You remember? Have I told you what my favorite flowers are?” you ask, intrigued.
“Not to me but to secretary Min at the office. You were talking about girly stuff and I remember you said those were your favorites”
“Amazing! Thank you, I love them. I think it’s the first time someone gives me flowers”.
“Really? Wow! I am glad to be the first one”
«Come, I will put it in a vase» You walked towards the kitchen counter followed by him. He found it hard not to fix your booty as you’re walking. He never saw you before in that kit. A pair of “mom style jeans” and a fit black shirt that zip in the back all the way down the shirt. It was so short, if you lift your arms up, he might actually see the skin on your stomach.
«You made yourself comfortable in here?» he wanted to focus on something else than your skin.
«Yeah, it’s amazing. We don’t see or hear the neighbors, the view is spectacular, the furniture is modern, design and practical. There is a problem tho” you said looking at him with a pout “in my contract it’s written that I can’t own animals. I might have to negotiate that close with the owner of the building. I want a cat”.
He laughs, relieved you’re not having a real problem in the loft. He don’t want you to move out.
“What a coincidence, I know him very well. Let me see what I can do”. His eyes are almost just a thin line as his smile widen.
“Oh! My! God! Jiyong, really? May I have one?”
He was delighted to see your excitement. You seemed on a defensive or more accurately on a anxious mode since he came in.
“Yes, of course. I have one myself”.
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aot-humanitysfaith · 3 years
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The Furies of Humanity
Name The Furies of Humanity 
Genre: Adventure, fanfic, romance 
Summery: Over 100 years ago, before the walls were formed, the Thedal Empire were allies with the Eldians. But when Marley took over and the Walls Of Paradis were built, the Thedalians made a peace treaty with Marley, a mutual agreement that dictated neither would attack and both sides would leave Paradis in peace, never to militarize the island. But when Marley breaks the treaty by sending the warriors, Thedal sends their elite, a group of soldiers know as the Erinyes, six individuals with powers of their own, the sole reason Marley never fought them. Caught between the warriors and the Eldian’s own distrust, can they survive the island and save their own kingdom?
Part 2: Forty-five Percent
The tavern was a warm cozy place, known for its great music and food. The bartender and owner, Mrs.Johanna Ward, was a former soldier, who served under my mother until her daughter Emily was born. But today, the tavern was empty, a bottle of wine and a pitcher of beer was left on the bar with a note.
“For Realan.” I sighed and took the wine and beer and set it on the table. There were four people there already, Leo and I took the last, “Erinyes, I’ve called this meeting for one reason. There has been an order given, we are to go to Paradis Island, and stop them from laying claim to the Founding Titan. Yes, it’s real,  Paradis isn’t just a penal colony for Marley, it houses the descendants of the Eldian empire from 100 years ago.”
“When do we leave?” Jasper, my closest friend smiled.
“Jasper, Elain, Clare, and Zackary, this mission will be dangerous, more so than any we’ve pulled off before, the second we land on that shore, we may not come back, we may not make it to the walls.”
“So how much?”
“Seriously, you’re asking for money, Clare?” Jasper snapped. “Percentage, dipshit. Death rate.”
“Greater than 45%, I don’t know all the facts.” I admitted, “We’re going in essentially blind. Which brings me to this, if any one of you chooses not to go, no repercussions will happen.”  “You’ll be going into a death trap. Blind. With little to no backup.” Elain snapped, “That is a repercussion. We’d lose our friend, commander, princess. Our sister. Do not sit there and say we’d have no repercussions. I’m in.”
“Same.” Clare smiled. Jasper stood and saluted, so did Zackary.
“You won’t be able to come home. We’d be violating a treaty with Marley, starting a war.” Zackary smiled and poured a mug of beer, so did Leo and Jasper. Care fixed a glass of wine for her, me, and Elain.
“So, starting a war, going into a titan-infested island with no backup and no real plan, facing certain death...Sláinte!” he laughed and clashed mugs with the guys. Clare and Elain laughed and we clinked wine glasses as we all down the alcohol, “Rue, we’d follow you into hell, no titan, Marleyen or demon would change that.”
"There's a banquet tonight. A farewell dinner." I said setting the glass of wine aside.
"If it is okay, I'd prefer to spend tonight with my wife, commander." I squeezed his shoulder, "Thank you."
"Anyone else?" No one else spoke, "Fine. Here's an order from me. Spend tonight with your loved ones." They smiled and we stood, "First light tomorrow, we meet at Bellesea Castle."
"Till tomorrow, Commander." Clare led them out and I was left standing in the empty pub. I sat back down and began drinking what was left of the wine.
            My mind began working over the probabilities and plans. And none of it was certain all save for one thing, I was leading my friends to death. A decent plan has a 90% success, a half-ass plan around 70 to 50%. I don't have either one which leaves me with a fatal less than 45%.
I sat the wine down and closed my eyes, thinking through everything. Neither Marley nor Paradis knows we are coming, but Marley has those fucking shifters. And while we have some power of our own, they are a force to reckon. Plus Paradis has the Founder, this is a good thing, but we need them to trust us and we're from the outside, and if in battle, the Erinyes look demonic.
"From 45 to 50% as good as I'm getting tonight," I muttered to myself and laid the cash on the table and left for the castle. I sent word to cancel the banquet, that the others will spend tonight with their families.
"You canceled the banquet?!" My father burst into my office, an expected reaction as I continued to finish my half-thought plan.
"Yes. Because tomorrow we leave with just us to an island with titans and Marley troops. This is a potential death sentence so I gave them an order to spend their remaining time with their loved ones. Something I can't do because I have to think of some way to win the trust of the people in the walls while also thinking of ways to prepare for Marley's titans." I vented and I saw the look of understanding dawn on my father's face as he took the pen from my hand, replacing it with his own hand, he led me from around the desk and into his arms.
"Babygirl...I forget sometimes, the burdens of being a commander." I sighed as he kissed my head
"They trust me enough to follow me, even when I confessed to having no real plan or information."
"You know what that means? They know you'll do what is right and what is best for all of us. Your people and your squad."
"I forget sometimes, that you're a wise old man."
"55 isn't old." He grumbled as I laughed, "Come on. Dinner is ready and I'll have plates delivered to the Erinyes."
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dandart · 5 years
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I like quizzes...
1. What is you middle name?
Walter. Not kidding.
2. How old are you?
28
3. When is your birthday?
4th June
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Classical: Gemini
Revised: Taurus
5. What is your favorite color?
Deep purple. Also orange sometimes.
6. What’s your lucky number?
4, 16, 64... powers of 4.
7. Do you have any pets?
1 black cat, 2 lutino cockatiels, a venus fly trap and a "puppy" (shytsumiki is my Chise)
8. Where are you from?
Devon, south west England.
9. How tall are you?
175cm (about 5'9" in ye olde measurements)
10. What shoe size are you?
Like 7... ._. That's tiny. It makes it painful to walk. (EU 41, US 9)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
One that I actually use. But then I occasionally share with my darling Angel shytsumiki, but I also have more impractical ones stashed.
12. What was your last dream about?
Ah fuck now I don't remember... it was interesting though.
13. What talents do you have?
Coding, origami, musical instruments, tech in general and uhmm not a lot else?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
No one's psychic. That's never been proven. I can barely read emotions when I look at faces. I am remarkably imperceptive.
15. Favorite song?
Starset's My Demons, Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb or Focus' Anonymus 2.
16. Favorite movie?
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. But I do also enjoy me some others. Ask for my imdb if you're interested.
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
My babygirl shytsumiki was my childhood crush. No one I have ever met has come close to being so magically attractive to me.
18. Do you want children?
No, I have my babygirl shytsumiki and our pets are our babies.
19. Do you want a church wedding?
Noooooooooooo. One in the dead of night in the woods would be just lovely.
20. Are you religious?
In as much as I occasionally personify the world or the universe, but not seriously.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Yeah. I even stayed overnight but only to stay with my little Angel shytsumiki.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
Umm... once as a kid I didn't know how to do anything nor what I was doing, and punched a teacher after she stopped me stealing and eating broken biscuits and had to talk to a policeman. But other than that, not since I was like 7. Gosh I was a horror.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Yeah, I met the Linux Outlaws and co, I've met the Gadget Show crew, I went to see Biffy Clyro live... of all bands... I've spoken to a few coding legends too... erm... tweeted with Carmack, and Akira, that vfx guy for Star Trek...
24. Baths or showers?
Baths are soothing but I usually shower because I haven't always got the patience.
25. What color socks are you wearing?
Nihilism.
26. Have you ever been famous?
I should hope so. I was known as The Cloud Man by LO, got published in Linux Format, once had a thousand twitter followers and had feedback from strangers on my code. I am also in the OEIS, thrice.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Not in the classical papparazi pop star sense, but to be a household name who doesn't have to hide his face in public sounds okay. A legacy would be nice, after all.
28. What type of music do you like?
Uber metal and prog rock, usually. Soundtracks too.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Noooooooo eww.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two, but I often share two with shytsumiki and iunno if she counts <3
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
Sideways unless my neck hurts (physiological problem) in which case back or front.
32. How big is your house?
Three bedrooms but still pokey. We have too much stuff.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
A nothing sandwich with bread made out of thin air with a side of invisible chips.
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
Only a bb and a fairground one.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
Yeah once and I loved it and want to take it up again.
36. Favorite clean word?
Either discombobulate, defenestrate, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis or jam.
37. Favorite swear word?
Fucknugget? Anything which is half swear and half clean is a winner in my book. Shitsticks.
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
Around 40 hours I should think.
39. Do you have any scars?
Myes. That's a story which perhaps requires a tw...
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
How would I know? If it's secret I wouldn't know. My little darling is my exsecret admirer though apparently.
41. Are you a good liar?
Nope. I am forgetful so I wouldn't even be aligned in the answers I was giving. Plus I just don't like it. It makes me too guilty.
42. Are you a good judge of character?
I hope so but haven't had many chances to find that out just yet.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
Sure. It's-a pizza, italiano! But seriously I am okay at some but terrible at others.
44. Do you have a strong accent?
I wouldn't say so but no one would. I would just say "generic Southern English"
45. What is your favorite accent?
Some Southern hemisphere or east Asian I like a lot, also a few European.
46. What is your personality type?
INTP afaik
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
I don't actually know, I don't go for expensive, nor care for my clothes especially.
48. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie.
50. Left or right handed?
Right.
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Nope.
52. Favorite food?
Sushi.
53. Favorite foreign food?
...sushi. Alright, different answer? Takoyaki?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
Extremely messy.
55. Most used phrased?
It changes every so often. Dunno right now.
56. Most used word?
Also changes. Still don't know.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
For climbing? Jk like a minute?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
Used to, now I don't.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Both.
60. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time. I know, right?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Yup.
62. Are you a good singer?
Only if I try which is rare and even then rarely.
63. Biggest Fear?
Losing my Angel. Or dying.
64. Are you a gossip?
Nope. Not at all.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
I don't actually know.
66. Do you like long or short hair?
Having? Long. Seeing? Don't mind as long as it's not a buzzcut. So from vaguely short and floofy to massively long.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
No I can't, and it would be weird to expect that of me.
68. Favorite school subject?
Maths and physics and IT.
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Intro now, ex extro
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
No but it sounds llike good fun.
71. What makes you nervous?
Jealousy and making the wrong moves.
72. Are you scared of the dark?
Nope. Used to be a bit when alone.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
Sometimes, less than I used to, when it would be useful.
74. Are you ticklish?
A bit. Less than I used to be since being bigger.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
Nope
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
Not official governmently but I have owned projects, and in other places.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
Probably.
78. Have you ever done drugs?
Hasn't everyone done soft ones?
79. Who was your first real crush?
My Angel Baby shytsumiki
80. How many piercings do you have?
None.
81. Can you roll your Rs?“
Yes.
82. How fast can you type?
Reasonably fast I should think.
83. How fast can you run?
Reasonably slow.
84. What color is your hair?
Brown to me, dark blonde to my mum and ginger in an underground coding quiz apparently.
85. What color is your eyes?
Are? Blue.
86. What are you allergic to?
Probably prawns.
87. Do you keep a journal?
No, wish I could remember to.
88. What do your parents do?
My mum's a mosaic artist and my dad's a retired satcom engineer.
89. Do you like your age?
Ummm, it's alright??
90. What makes you angry?
Die hard cruelty and things that make people or animals suffer. Including wars, all of which are inexcusable. Come on people, the best for the most, keep up! I am the judge.
91. Do you like your own name?
It's alright. Better than some, not as cool as others.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
Bob Jim Ted because they are hilarious names. Not that I'm using them for anything but fiction.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
No. I already have my babygirl shytsumiki.
94. What are you strengths?
Code. Logic. Maths and science. Compassion perhaps.
95. What are your weaknesses?
Memory, communication and showing emotion.
96. How did you get your name?
My folks picked it from a comic. "Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future". Middle name from a great uncle.
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
Everyone's were. I haven't traced exactly how but have traced up to 500 years in some places.
98. Do you have any scars?
Yes, you asked that before.
99. Color of your bedspread?
Colour. Currently red and black.
100. Color of your room?
Colour! Well white as are all of them atm.
These are fun. Thank you.
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skiasurveys · 7 years
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old myspace surveyyy
1. Last beverage: Iced tea
2. Last phone call: My mom i believe
3. Last song you listened to: Closer- the chainsmokers ft halsey
4. Last time you cried: today 
5. Have you dated someone twice: kind of.  my current boyfriend and i dated before but it was only like  2 weeks and then we didnt date again til 5 months later, and now were still together which has been 15 months. i dont really consider he first time an actual relationship lmao
6. Have you ever been cheated on: Not that I am aware of.
7. Kissed someone & regretted it: eh, my first kiss was awful
8. Have you lost someone special: yeah my dad died.
9. What are your three favorite colors: lilac, cyan, pink
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month: not in the past month
11. Kissed anyone on your friends list: yeah
12. How many kids do you want: none.
13. Do you want any pets: i have two cats
14. Do you want to change your name: yeah i do
15. What did you do for your last birthday: Had dinner with my boyfriends parents, then had a small party with a few friends and my boyfriend, but that was it. Wasnt so lit.
16. What time did you wake up today:  i woke up at 10 am i think
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for: to finally move out
18. Last time you saw your mother: um. like 10 minutes ago lol
19. Most visited webpage: youtube
20. Nicknames: Jen, Babygirl, i dont really have nicknames that much
21. Relationship status: Taken
22. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 
23. Male or female: female
24. Height: 5′1 
25. Do you have a crush on someone: my boyfriend 
26. Piercings: I got my ears pierced when i was 18 but i took it out apparently too soon and they shut.  I am going to get them redone but im just lazy
27. Tattoos: none as of now
28. Strong or Weak:  physically or emotionally..haha..
FIRSTS
29. First surgery: wisdom teeth
30. First best friend:  Eric or Reis 
31. First sport you joined: softball when i was 7/8
32. First vacation: British columbia when  i was 4/5
33. First school: Joseph welsh 
34. First pair of trainers: If trainers you mean shoes but in a british lingo..uhh i dont know. DC shoes? those ugly fat skater shoes.
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes: eyes
36. Hugs or kisses: honestly both, but idk it depends. sometimes i love hugs because i like feeling him hold me and against me , but kisses are so sweet
37. Shorter or taller: taller
38. Older or younger: older
39. Romantic or spontaneous: both
40. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.
41. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
42. Shy or outgoing: a bit of both. im really outgoing so in a relationship it doesnt matter for me. but i dont really like people who cant make conversations at all..
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger: I dont think so.
44. Gotten a speeding ticket: No
45. Lost glasses/contacts: i dont wear glasses or contacts
46. Sex on first date: nope. but oral sex yeah.
47. Broken someone’s heart:  i have but whatever.
48. Been arrested: No
49. Have you turned someone down:  yeah but thats cause this dude wouldnt stop trying to date me and the funny part is he didnt even live in the same fucking city as me so idk why he kept trying so hard. I also had a dude back in highschool who i still chat with try to date me but ive turned him down couple of times but he knows now.
50. Fallen for a friend: not really.
51. Moved out of town: no
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles: ehhh
53. Love at first sight: no. but i mean i know when i first met my boyfriend i was like oh hell yeah. but its not love.
54. Heaven: yeah
55. Santa Claus:  no and never have.
56. Kiss on the first date:  sure. ive done it. idk how you cant believe in a kiss?? lmao
57. Angels:  yeah
58. Yourself: no
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no.
60. Been in love with someone you couldn’t be with?: yeah but not “in love”.
61. Ever cheated on somebody: No i am not a cunt.
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: i would love to relive my first date with Connor, i dont know why. i wouldnt change anything but that day was really awesome.
63. Are you afraid of falling in love: No. 
64. Was your last relationship a mistake?  well i guess, since i am in a different one right? it wasnt a mistake per-say but he was a waste of time. 
65. Do you miss your last relationship? god no.
66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
connor, the other day <3
67. Have you ever been depressed?  yeah i have depression.
68. Are you insecure? yeah but im getting better.
69. How do you want to die? in my bed, while asleep.
70. Do you bite your nails?  lol i am currently.
71. When was your last physical fight? Ive never really had one.
72. Do you have an attitude? yeah. i can have one.
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti? twirl if i ever eat it. i hate spaghetti. Connor loves it though..
74. Do you tan a lot? eh no
75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? yeah usually while on a trip
76. Ever made out in a bathroom? yeah.
77. Would you take any of your exes back? Not at all! Barf.
78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? depends on the time.
79. What are your plans for this weekend? it is the weekend currently, nothing is planned.
80. Do you type fast? yeah
81. Can you spell well?  i think i do.
82: What are you craving right now? nothing actually.
83. Have you ever been on a horse? yeah a few times.
84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?  yeah my boyfriend lmao
85. What’s irritating you right now? my dry skin atm.
86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? yeah.
87. Does somebody love you? yeah my man does. lmao
88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car? a few times
89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?  milk. white chocolate is nasty
90. Do you have trust issues?  i kind of do.
91. Longest relationship? my one i am in currently which so far is a one year and 3 months
92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? i am sure he thinks about me every so often, i mean i sometimes think about them for no reason and not the “i miss you” thinking just like something reminds me of them or whatver. Im sure they think of me sometime. i dont really care lol
93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? yah lol
94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? no
95. Did you have dream last night?  yeah i dont remember it anymore
96. Have you ever been out of state? yeah
97. Do you play the Wii? eh not anymore. i dont like the wii or the wii u, i tried to like the nintendo products but i am more into Playstation ;)
98. Do you like Chinese food?  i do
99. Are you afraid of the dark?  sometimes
100. Is cheating ever okay? No.
101. What year has been your best? 2015 so far and 2016 wasnt really so bad.
102. Do you believe in true love? yeah i guess
103. Favorite weather? fall weather. where its warm but kind of cloudy, where you can wear whatever you want and you wont be too cold or too warm. 
104. Do you like the snow? NO
105. Do you like the outside? yeah i do.
106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? yeah i like when connor does
107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? yes
108. What makes you happy? cats
109. Ever been to Alaska? no
110. Ever been to Hawaii? no 
111. Do you watch the news? usually like to keep an eye on whats happening with the world. like now.
112. Do you love MTV? no
113. Do you like subway? yeah but its not my fav anymore. but i do crave it randomly
114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? no lol were dating.
115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well my best friend of the opposite sex is my boyfriend..so...
116. Why did you decide to do this quiz? im bored
117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? yeah actually one time my mom and i were shopping and we saw this crazy lady that we know. and so we kept avoiding here while we were grocery shopping and we actually got away lol thank god. she is so annoying. When my dad died she told my mom she had to get rid of his pictures. like mcfuck off.
118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeah a few 
119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? connor
120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Jennifer
121. Ever bought condoms? no. we dont use condoms 
122. Ever gotten pregnant? No. thank god
123. Have you ever slipped on ice? im sure
124 Have you ever missed the bus? yeah
125. Have you left the house without money? i have once. i was working too and on my break i was heading to get food and then i realized i forgot my wallet. -___-
126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? no. just weed.
127. Have you ever smoked a cigar? no 
128. Did you ever drink alcohol? yeah of course.
129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?  yes. one of my favs
130. Have you ever been overweight? last year i went on medication that made me gain 20 pounds, but i lost all that weight now thank god. I wasnt over weight but i was kind of chubby. Im back to my skinny-self thank god! 
131. Ever been to a wedding? yeah
132. Ever been in a wedding? yeah my cousin got married in 2013 and asked my sister and i to be apart of it. worst idea ever. We werent really apart of it. she had her friends in it and my sister and i were just kind of the side bridemaids..yah weird.
133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yeah back when i didnt have an ipad or iphone.
134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?  i sometimes binge netflix when im with my boyfriend
135. Ever kissed in the rain? no
136. Did you ever shower with someone else? yeah i have with my boyfriend. it was really intimate lol
137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?  i have only ever failed the written exam where they ask you all that stupid shit and you have to remember speed and signs. but my actualy drivig test, i passed first try!
138. Ever been outside your home country? yeah to canada
139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yeah we used to drive to vancouver or south BC which would take 13 hours.
140. Ever been to a professional sports game? NO
141. Have you ever broken a bone? no surprisingly i havent. even though i got hit by a car..
142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life? no :(
143. Ever get engaged? no
144. Have you ever been on a diet? kind of.
145. Have you ever been on TV? kind of. not really.
146. Ever ridden in a taxi? yeah. with my boyfriend, its really awkward and weird...
147. Ever been to prom? we dont have prom here in canada but we do get dressed up in nice dresses and have dinner and a dance, but not prom. But yeah i did go.
148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? yeah i think 2 days 
149 Have you ever been to a concert? yeah. my first was...Jonas brothers...BARFFF. thanks 12 year old me -.-
150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? i did have a little crush on the security guard. but not a big crush.
151. Have you ever been in a car accident?  i got hit by a car
152. Ever had braces? yeah from 12-14. (gr.6-8)
153. Did you ever learn another language? i tried french. but i cant speak it. i gave up. I wish i could learn something different.
154. Do you wear make-up? yeah. 
155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? yeah when i was 18 i got put completely out and had surgery to get them out.
156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? yeah. 
157. Ever dyed your hair? yeah ive dyed it reddish, darker brown, fire ombre (look it up it was awesome), blonde, ash blonde, blonde with purple tips and then now i just dyed it back to brown which is its natural colour. i like it blonde but im starting to like it back at its natural state.
158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? yeah ive worn my sisters clothes
159. Ever ridden in an ambulance? no
160. Ever ridden in a helicopter? no
161. Ever caught the stove on fire? no
162. Ever meet someone famous? no
163. Ever been on an airplane? yeah i was only on a plane from here (canada) to california and back. but thats it. my first time it was really nerve-racking, but on the way back it was chill. i dont like being that high up lol
164. Ever been on a boat? yeah a few times. its kay
165. Ever broken something expensive? no
166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? no. my first actual kiss wasnt til i was 18..lol
167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? yeah my fucking life.
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Every question.
Quiz me1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?My babygirl aliss💕💕
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?Idc
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.Bitch I'm at work. No one reads here 
4: What’s something you really want right now?My babyyyyy😫
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?Nope
6: How can I win your heart?Being Alissa 
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?Yes lol 
8: What’s the background on your cell?Alissa when she was like 6 dressed as a cheerleader
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?Mine, moms, Alissa's, brothers 
10: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?Yessssss my baby
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?No. But that's okay. I'm happy
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?My boss
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?Poodle🐩
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?Emotional bishhh
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?Fuck. 
16: Are you tired?Yes
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?Fresh out the womb 
18: If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?2014
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?No 
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?Texting 
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?Yes yes yes I do. 
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Yessssss
23: When was the last time you were disappointed?When I had to fucking work today 
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?I'm shithead and I do a black flip
25: What’s on your mind?My baby 
26: Do you have any tattoos?Not yes
27: What is your favorite color?Pinkkkkk
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?Tomorrow
29: Who are you texting?My babygirl 
30: Are you superstitious about anything?Railroad tracks 
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?Yes
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?Idk 
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? lol I'd hope so 
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?Yessss my baby 
35: What was the reason for your last breakup?I don't know. It wasn't right 
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?No
37: Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike.I think I have long eyelashes. And a lot. 
38: What do your friends call you?My name 
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?Not that I remember 
40: Have you ever cried over a text?Yes
41: Where’s your last bruise located?Two in my arms
42: What is it from? Stuff falling at work
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?Lol my gfs house after she left
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My loveeeee
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?My vans bc I never have to untie them to get them on
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?If my gf has hers and let's me steal it
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?Nah
48: Do you make supper for your family?I can't even make myself supper
49: What’s the toughest decision you made this year?Reporting something to police 
50: Top 3 web-pages?Amazon, Facebook, idk
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?My love 
52: Does anything on your body hurt?My teeth
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?If it's with my baby
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?Sweet tea at work 
55: How is your hair?Red Idk 
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?Text my love or go back to sleep
57: Do you think two people can last forever?Yesssss
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?Yes 
59: Green or purple grapes?Neither 
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?Tomorrow 
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?Yes:(
62: What did your father teach you?How to shoplift
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?Sleep
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.Sleeping 
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?Yeah
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?Yessssss
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?No:(
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?I want my baby
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Prob
70: How many windows are open on your computer?I don't have one 
71: If you won 100 million dollars, what would you buy first?A house for me and my love
72: What is your ringtone?Classic iphone
73: How old will you be in 5 months?Almost18
74: Where is your Mum right now?In bed
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?She lied and didn't love me the same way I loved her 
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?No 
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?No
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?Yes lol. 
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?Yeah
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?Yes my babygirls
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?1 
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?In photos 
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?I am
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?No one. Fuck thar
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?She needs to be safe. Yes. 
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?We didn't see the movie and it ended up being the first time I actually spent time with my current girlfriend 
87: Who was your last received call from?
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?Fuck yeah. Fuck those bright moth bitches
89: What is something you wish you had more of?My baby
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?Yes
91: Do you sleep with your window open?Rarely
92: Do you get along with girls?Sometimes 
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?I don't think
94: Does sex mean love?No
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?Nah that's lit
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?Man maybe
97: Did you sleep alone this week?Not all week
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?Yesssss
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?That's how it kinda went with my baby 
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? Prob my baby
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1-85 (;
I hate you lmao. 1. Are looks important in a relationship? No
2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes
3. Are you a virgin? Nope
4. Are you in a relationship? Nope
5. Are you in love? Unfortunetely i am.
6. Are you single this year? I guess
7. Can you commit to one person? Yes.
8. Describe your crush. He’s got dark hair, and the most amazing smile ive ever seen in my entire life. And his lips are so nice. His eyes make me drift away every time i see them.
9. Describe your perfect mate. Honestly i cant
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Sometimes.
11. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah eventually
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Rarely
13. Do you get jealous easily? Yes and its a huge problem
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Well duh
15. Do you have any piercings? Yes, i have my ears, bellybutton, and conch.
16. Do you have any tattoos? Yeah one on my left wrist.
17. Do you like kissing in public? Actually yes
20. Do you shower every day? Just about.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Idk anymore
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Probably not.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah maybe
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah but he didnt mean it
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes
28. Have you ever been cheated on? All the time
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Onceand ill never do it again.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes, my lips, and my weight.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Both
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Uhhh
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yeah
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Almost, half way ;)
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes :/
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yeah
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes absolutely
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? I do right now.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yeah
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Well i always like to be touching the othet person
43. How long was your longest relationship? 9 months
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? A lot tbh for guys, ive dated 3 girls.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Fuck if i know lol.
46. How many times did you have sex last year? Like 2
47. How old are you? Nunya
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? To go for it
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Dont
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Hell no 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yeah..
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?Yeah because they broke me badly 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No
54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes. My best mate.
55. Share a relationship story. I loved him, he loved me, boom lost virginity, boom he cheated. Good story.
56. State 8 facts about your body. I have a birthmark on the back of my head. I have long legs. I have small ears. I have stretch marks. My left boob is bigger than my right. I have an innie belly button. I have two scars on my right hand from curling my hair and burning myself. I have blue eyes.
57. Things you want to say to an ex. Fuck you.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? Being funny, loving all of me, panda express, being comfortable with me, and being you.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)Lol look at my profile pic im lazy. 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Uhhh damn this gonna be weird. But like 8 years. Oops. Age doesn’t always matter to me.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their eyes.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Rent a hotel room, put red and pink rose petals all over the bed, light some candles, blindfold me and ;) boom. Cliche i know.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?Well kids, its when a dick goes in a vagina or a mouth or for females, it involes some tongue action 64. What is your definition of cheating? Anything to do with another person someone likes really. Even saying they are cute.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Tbh idek
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Uhh idk im lame
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Honestly i dont even need money spent on me. Just relaxing at home cuddling watching scary movies and eating popcorn is amazing
68. What is your sexual orientation? Well, i go by bisexual but really pansexual i just hate explaining it all the time.
69. What turns you off? When someone is bragging about their self
70. What turns you on? Neck kisses, lip biting, spanking.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I dont remember
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? “Fuck you’re tight” “damn babygirl” those are my fav ;)
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Just to genuinely care about me
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Idk
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Bought me some art stuff and flowers
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I gave them all my money so they could buy something for someone they cared about
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? It doesnt matter too much but there is a limit. A 15 year old should not be dating a 30 year old.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? If i told you i would have to kill you
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Today, i cant have who she has.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? Uh im gonna do people i actually know. Cale, simon, dan, nicole, jaden.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mom
83. Who was your first kiss with? My ex when i was like 14
84. Why did your last relationship fail? He completely ignored me and ghosted me.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I have and still would.
I really sucked at this
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