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calciferstims · 2 years

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ohh its fine, dont worry! but, doesnt tumblr do that automatically nowadays? put posts under a cut? i seen posts being put under a cut, but granted, idk if they do it themselves or nah lol.

yoooo legit same here!! i wasnt sure what it was about at all before i began watching it, i do like going into some stuff completely blind, having no idea whats it about and so on. i feel like it makes stuff more funny to watch? ayo if you into pirate stuff, idk if you into watching anime though, but if you lowkey are you may like it hahah. its actually really funny.

yall, i was watching so much anime these past days being sick that i legit have burnt tf outta them lol...now im just barely getting through one episode of any im watching and im like "ehhhh...thats gonna have to be it for today. maybe even for tomorrow" lmao. all i been watching is, seriously the fucking youtube shorts. its an evil cycle though, bc i'll go into it thinking "just one, this one that im clicking im gonna watch" and then the scrolling begins, until its the semi same videos popping up then i'll quit.

i agree, and i aint no fan, but i wanna know what the hell happened. whole set too uncomfy to release what happened lmaoo 😂

oh my god what a coincidence lmfao. "french izzy cant hurt you" LMFAOOO. 😂 what the hell was just witnessed LMFAOOO WHAT WAS THAT?? it sounded like all he made was some strange noises and then ohzzee OHHHZZZZEEE!!

"IT TOOK ME SEVERAL TRIES TO MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO VIEW THE WHOLE THING I KEPT PAUSING IT LMAOO" lmfaoooo im sorry thats just TOO FUNNY. 😂😂

absolutely wild to think someone being given a whole ass ship at the age of 17, thats crazy! i lowkey do wonder, bc im dumb lmfao fr i am, how does people know that people like this existed way back then. like what are the 'proofs' or whatever of them having existed. like how do they know their names too. not to be a creep but i lowkey thought you was like 18. SORRY IF THAT WAS WEIRD TO SAY. 😳

yea! they legit be puking out all these kinds of emojis but NO CAPY??? illegal! CRIMINALITY EVEN!

oh? do tell me what you'd think he could do worse lmfao, im curious... 😳 LMFAOOO you legit speak of him like you know him in person! plot twist: yall related and he is your uncle. 😳😳 hahaha jkjk!

what if you sent in some suggestions of what he could do, and the crew working on it was like "oh my...these are some good ideas lettuce try them out!" 😂

hope you have a good day! ~🐨

HIII NONNY boy oh boy did I go through an Event on the izzy hands front lmaoooo but let’s get to that in a minute shhsghs

ohh yeah I forgot that tumblr cuts off long posts now bc I’m pretty sure I just turned that feature off lmao

aw burnout’s no fun!! :( especially with something you like that much. just take it easy I think 😌 don’t push yourself to watch anything yknow

and yeah it’s crazy to think about pirating at that age!!! to answer your question I think most of our solid information about people back then is based on like surviving documents and stuff (like I’m pretty sure I found something that had a court trial involving Israel Hands?? Idk) but there’s also a lot from like, random books about pirates, which we can’t even be sure about the validity of those sources 🤔 it’s interesting to think about. but like I figure a lot of that stuff is passed down through fancy tales and stories especially when it comes to the really famous pirates. like, israel hands wasn’t that big but he did work under blackbeard, so 🤷

and don’t worry about it 😅 I’m not 18 yet sadly but you’re only a year off on that one so. no big deal lmao

anyways yeah but ON THE TOPIC OF THE DADDY THING AND CON LMAOOO so I was lowkey (highkey) freaking out recently because there was a convention :O Con O’Neill and another actor from OFMD appeared at a comic con and did a panel and I lost my MIIND lmao 😂😂 it was the first time I’ve ever gotten to hear Con really talk about Izzy since he hasn’t done any interviews for ofmd and it was super exciting!!! Plus I’m just hyperfixated on Con too so it was like. CAL HYPERFIXATION EVENT EXTREME MODE GHSHSHHS I was bouncing off the walls

he did actually talk about the daddy bit!! 😂 turns out it was indeed improvised by him on the spot and he didn’t even really register that he was doing it until he heard the words come out of his mouth GHSHSHJSJS. he then proceeded to full on growl ‘daddy’ into the mic bc he’s insane like that sggsgshsb

he also joked about taking his shirt off REPEATEDLY during the whole thing so like. I feel like that just answers your questions about this man lmaooo he’s so funny to me

I think he knows how obsessed people are with him at this point and it’s just given him FAR too much power. If he was that crazy in ofmd season 1 WITHOUT a rabid fanbase behind him I cannot fucking wait to see how insane and hilarious he could be in season 2 with all this added confidence.

but yeah there was soooo much going on that day gshsggsvs the pictures were hysterical and he said some stuff about Izzy that just made me want to laugh and cry and go insane,, I was actually thinking like damn where is my anon friend I must talk to them!!! 😂😂

PLUS THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER CONVENTION VERY SOON IM SO EXCITEDDDD

here is my insane lil man with his fellow actor ^^^ sghshhs I’m obsessed with them

really hope you’re doing well!!!!! also forgot to say this but I think just going into a show without knowing anything ab it is so funny 😂 especially with anime like who knows WHAT is gonna happen lmaoo

thank u for chatting again!!

#ask box #i think I was hyperventilating throughout like 40% of that day sghsgsggsw

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bokutosweets · 2 years

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Bully!Dabi pt. 2

a/n: this is lowkey soft considering the usual bully au’s I read, but I hope yall like it.

wc: 1k

warnings: gn!reader, bullying, dabi is an asshole, kissing, soft at the end, lots of cussing (sorry), talks about puke and alcohol a little, sfw just kissing fr, dabi makes u cry

The Monday after the party, Dabi wasn’t in school. When you walked into class to see his desk empty, you weren’t exactly surprised. He was probably hungover from the number he did on himself, so you thought nothing of it. If anything you were a little glad to experience a normal school day. But, the next day when Dabi did return, he was somehow even worse.

The teasing, the hair pulling, the laughter you would overhear from him and his friends, the tripping in the hallways, the knocking your stuff off your desks. It was all stuff you were used to by now. Was it annoying? Sure. Did it make you wanna bang your head against your desk? Absolutely. But you could deal with it. You could even find the strength to laugh it off sometimes. But that whole school week after the party had been like a personal hell. He was relentless and genuinely mean with the things he did to you.

He burned your homework the day it was due, he pushed you into lockers, and on Thursday he even threw your shoes off the rooftop where you ate lunch alone. It was humiliating and you didn’t understand why. You couldn’t pinpoint what exactly had caused him to go into full on asshole mode. Had you done something to him? While trying to figure it out, all you could see in your head was that one moment at the party. That moment where he looked in your eyes with something that lacked any negative emotion. However, you would immediately disregard it when you remembered how he nearly puked on you seconds later.

On Friday you decided you weren’t gonna take his shit anymore. You would avoid him as much as possible just for one day of peace. When the bell rang for lunch you ran out of class as fast as you could. Instead of eating on the roof like usual, you ate in the gym hoping that he wouldn’t find you there. If you could just get through lunch and the rest of your classes, you could make it home and not have to deal with him until Monday. You just needed to make it to the last bell. Just when you had the rest of your plan in mind, you heard the squeak of shoes across the gym floor and your head snapped up.

It was him. Just him.

“Who ya hidin’ from?”

His face was serious. He looked almost mad, and the new scar that was on his cheek only made him looked meaner. His eyebrows relaxed and eyes focused on you as he walked in a straight line to where you were sitting. Fuck you just wanted to die. All you wanted was one small bit of peace. With all the shit he had done to you this week you were so frustrated that you felt like crying. You didn’t say anything but you kept your eyes on him. He was halfway across the gym.

“Hey,” He raised his voice slightly. “I asked you a question.” He stepped up the bleachers, stomping so loudly that you could feel each step shake. Dabi leaned down in front of you so that you were face to face, and he really did look angry. “Who are you hiding from?”

“You obviously.” You tried to create some distance between the two of you, but Dabi only invited himself further into your space. He was standing right above you now and you could feel his breath on your face.

“Oh you wanna get brave with me now? What happened to the weak little y/n who was too scared to fight back?”

“I’m not scared of you.” Why was he being this way? Your heart was racing but you didn’t look away from him. The tension between you two was growing to be unbearable. “You should be.” His words came out almost like a growl and he flinched forward when he said them to you. You tried again to move away from him, to stand up, but he grabbed your arms and pinned you down. “Fuck just- just leave me alone!” You struggled against him and he fought to hold your wrists down. He was stronger than you and you knew that. Eventually you gave up, with him on top of you, on his knees. He pinned your hands to both sides of your head. At this point, you were both out of breath.

You let out a sob underneath him. When he heard you cry, he let your wrists go but he didn’t move. He just watched you. God you felt so fucking embarrassed. You covered your eyes hoping he would look away. Out of all the people on this planet, he was the last one you wanted to let see you cry. “Why are you being so- mean to me?” It was hard to get your words out. For a few seconds, he was quiet.

“Y/N.”

“Why??” you couldn’t stop crying.

“Y/n!”

“Wh-“ Dabi grabbed your hands and pulled them away from where you were rubbing your eyes. The look of anger was gone from his face. He looked worried now, but you couldn’t see the expression for long. Seconds after he moved your hands you felt lips on yours. It was strange. You never thought that someone covered in so many scars would have lips that were so soft. The first kiss was short and almost innocent. He pulled away fast and looked at you before he kissed you again. You slid your wrists out of his hands and placed them on his shoulders. He placed one of his hands on your neck and his lips moved fluidly against yours, his tongue going in and out. You let yourself drown in the kiss until you both had to pull away for air.

“W..why?” You stared up at him with wide eyes. He let out a small laugh and for the first time ever you saw him really smile. A smile that was innocent and not mocking. He leaned down closer to you and looked into your eyes. Fuck. He didn’t even know the answer himself.

#dabi #dabi headcanons #dabi x reader #dabi x you #dabi x y/n #touya #touya todoroki #touya headcanons #mha #mha headcanons #dabi fanfic #bully #bully dabi

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blackgirlfandomwriter · 3 years

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Pregnant (Bayverse Optimus x Oc Reader)

Ok, so this is an old one-shot that I wrote starring my friends and me. This was back when I first starting writing on Wattpad and I thought it would be funny to share it with yall so enjoy!!

Lori's POV:

"People are so dumb in horror movies," Savannah said tossing popcorn in her mouth. "I know right," I said laughing as we continued to watch the film in front of us. Tonight me and the girls decided to have a movie night until the guys got back from their mission in Tokyo. "I just got a text from Ratchet, they should be here tomorrow morning," Nina said smiling at us as we all grinned. The movie had gone off so we just started talking about randomness. Kaitlyn started to crack jokes making me laugh uncontrollably. "How about a game of truth or dare," Savannah said with a huge grin that said she was up to no good.

"Uh-uh Savannah's up to something," Nina said shaking her head. "What? No, I'm not I just have a question" Savannah said still smirking evilly. "And what may that be," I asked raising my eyebrow questioningly. "Have any of yall....... you know.......... done it yet?" Savannah said as we all looked around at each other waiting for answers. "Duhhhh," Kaitlyn said sticking her tongue in a playful way. "I know that's right," Savannah said as she and Nina high-fived while laughing. I on the other hand sat there in silence

"I know Lori be getting it in with Optimus all the time," Nina said looking at me giggling. I slapped her on the arm and laughed. "No, we haven't done it," I said trying to hide my embarrassment. "Not yet at least," Savannah raised her eyebrows at me in a joking way. "Bruhh shut up," I said hitting her with a pillow. She looked stunned for a moment before she hit me back. "PILLOW FIGHT" Kaitlyn yelled as we all started to hit each other with pillows.

~Time Skip To Morning~

"Ow stop kicking me" I muttered moving around to get comfortable on whatever I was laying on. I opened my eyes to see me and the girls all spread across the living room floor. I laughed as I stood up from my position on the floor and stretched. I yawned as I headed upstairs to get cleaned up and changed. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and threw on leggings and a crop top as I picked up my phone to text Optimus.

~~Messages~~

Lori: Hey, I thought you would be home by now 😥

Optimus: Sadly we are at the military base with Lennox discussing going back to Cybertron...... the government is starting to get a bit angsty

Lori: Oh is everything ok

Optimus: Nothing that needs to concern you. Everything will be fine

Lori: Um ok. I love you 💙

Optimus: Love you too. I'll be home soon❤

~~End~~

I looked down at my phone with a smile as I sighed. "I wonder how going back to Cybertron is going to work," I said to myself before shrugging my shoulders. I slipped my phone into my pocket and headed back downstairs. "Breakfast sounds good," I said while pulling out eggs, bacon, and pancake mix as I got to work. Once I was done with breakfast the girls were already awake and sleepily walking to the table. "Thanks for breakfast Lori," Nina said as Savannah and Kaitlyn grumbled through stuffed mouths of food. I laughed hearing a knock at the front door. "Who could that be," I said aloud as I jogged to the door. I slowly opened the door to find a few of the Autobots standing there in their bipedal forms.

"Oh my god! You're back" I yelled hugging them as they all chuckled. "What are you yelling about," Savannah said walking up behind me and freezing. "BEE" she yelled tackling him to the ground. We all laughed as Kaitlyn and Nina came to see all the commotion. They were so happy to see Ratchet and Crosshairs it was unbelievable. "Aww yall are so cute," I said taking out my phone and snapping many pictures. "Whatever girl your just jealous," Nina said sticking out her tongue playfully. "Girl you wish," I said with a playful eye roll. Before I could close the door I saw some more cars pull up. They all looked pretty familiar. They soon transformed revealing Jazz and the Lambo Twins (Sideswipe and Sunstreaker). "It's been a while, Lori," Jazz said walking up to me with a smile. "Nice to see you too," I said punching Jazz in the arm.

Before I could say anything to the twins I was engulfed in a tight hug. "We've missed you," they both said as I sighed. "I missed you guys too," I said as I kissed both of their foreheads as they went inside. Finally, the last three Autobots showed up, Drift, Hound, and Optimus. As soon as they transformed I ran over to Optimus and jumped into his arms. He caught me and spun me around causing me to squeal. When he set me back on the ground I smashed my lips into his as to which he returned the favor. "Eww guys get a room," Hound said in fake disgust. I only laughed as Optimus threw me over his shoulder and carried me into the house. "Optimus what are you doing" I yelled as he started to carry me upstairs. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Savannah making these symbols with her hands towards me.

I gave Savannah a death glare as I mouthed the words Fuck you. Savannah looked at me in disbelief and burst into laughter as me and Optimus made it upstairs. When we made it to my bedroom Optimus lightly threw me on the bed causing me to giggle as he crawled on top of me. "Optimus what are you doing" I wined playfully trying to push him off of me. He didn't say anything as he let his metal lips find mine in a passionate kiss. I kissed back as he let his hands wander down to my hips. He pulled away and nibbled on my neck leaving little love bites as I moaned lightly. After a few minutes, he pulled away and kissed my forehead. "You sure you wanna do this" He whispered as I smirked kissing him roughly. "Does that answer your question?" I said with a smirk as he proceeded with a low growl.

~Time Skip To The Morning After (Cuz I've never written a lemon sooooo..... Yea)~

I woke up to the sun beaming through my curtains as I groaned snuggling into the warm figure next to me. 'Wait' I thought as my eyes popped open. 'Did me and Optimus ..... noooo did we?' I thought while slowly looking under the covers and quickly putting them back down. 'Oh, shit' I thought looking up at the ceiling. I let out a deep sigh as I turned to face a still sleeping Optimus. 'He's so handsome when he sleeps. Ugh, but why do I feel sick all of the sudden'. For some reason, something didn't feel right as I rushed to the bathroom. I shut the door and hunched over the toilet immediately spilling my guts. "What the hell" I groaned as I grabbed my phone off the counter and texted Savannah

~Messages~

Lori: Savannahhhhh😫😥

Savannah: Yes big head

Lori: I need help 😥 Somethings wrong like fr fr

Savannah: Where are you???

Lori: The bathroom in my room 😭

Savannah: Ight hold on

~End~

I took a deep breath as I waited on Savannah's arrival. Soon I heard the doorknob jiggle and in came Savanah shutting the door behind her. "Did you wake Optimus?" I asked nervously. "No, but what's your problem? You look uglier than usual" Savannah stated smiling as I weekly kicked her. "Looookkkk," I said pointing at the toilet. Savannah looked in and quickly backed away in disgust. "What the hell! Are you sick?" she yelled as I shushed her sternly. "I don't know I woke up feeling weird then I threw up," I said laying my head on the bathtub.

"Wait did you and Optimus......" Savannah asked not finishing her sentence. "Not important right now," I said pointing a finger at her as her eyes went wide. "I'll be right back," Savannah said as she ran out of the bathroom leaving me confused. As I waited for her to come back I slowly got up from my position on the floor trying to steady myself. I wobbly walked over to the counter and looked at myself in the mirror. 'Ugh I look horrible' I thought as I rinsed my mouth to get rid of the smell of puke.

"I'm back," Savannah said while holding something behind her back. "What's that," I asked pointing behind her with a raised eyebrow. Without saying a word she pulled out a pregnancy test and my jaw dropped in shock. "Take it," Savannah said sternly. "Are you serious?" I said crossing my arms in disbelief. "Yes, now take it," Savannah said shoving it into my hands and walking out of the bathroom. I sighed as went through the process of taking the pregnancy test. I set it on the counter and waited. 'There's no way I'm pregnant...... am I? I mean it was only once and it was my first time! Oh god, why am I so anxious'. I started to get more nervous as I paced around the bathroom. 'What will Optimus think? Does he even want kids? Do I want kids? WHY DIDN'T WE USE A-'. My thoughts were soon interrupted by my phone ringing signaling that the five-minute wait was over.

I slowly picked up the test with shaky hands. I looked down at the test and immediately lost my breath. "I'm pregnant" I whispered while covering my mouth with my hand. Tears started to fall but I couldn't tell if I was happy or scared. I sobbed quietly as I slid onto the floor. 'What am I gonna do?' I thought to myself as I cried a bit harder. There was a knock at the door causing me to jump but I didn't say a word. "Lori are you ok," A rough voice said from the other side of the door. 'Shit' I scurried to my feet while wiping my eyes clean. "Yea I'm fine," I said fixing myself up. "You don't sound fine. Can you please open the door" Optimus said as my heart stopped. 'Here comes the moment of truth I guess'

I opened the door letting him in as he kissed my forehead. "I have something to tell you" I spoke as my voice quivered. "Are you ok, you look sick?" Optimus said looking at me with concern. "Yea I'm fine just a little morning sickness," I said putting on a fake smile. As soon as I said those words Optimus's eyes went wide. "Are you?" Optimus asked questioningly as he stared at my stomach. "Yea...... I'm sorry" I said bursting into tears as I felt a strange pain in my chest. "Sorry? For what" Optimus said trying to calm me down. "I didn't even ask if you wanted kids, it just happened! And I-" Before I could continue my ranting his lips gently smashed onto mine.

I calmed down as he wiped away my stray tears. "Hey, look at me," Optimus said while raising my head my his index finger, "I've always thought about starting a family with you. It just happened faster than I expected, but I still love you and our unborn child," Optimus said causing my eyes to water up again. "I love you so much," I said kissing him passionately. I felt him smirk in the kiss causing me to giggle. "You kiss me like that again and we might be making twins," Optimus said kissing my neck. "You horny hunk of metal," I said shoving him playfully and trying to walk away. But I couldn't get far enough before he scooped me up into his arms bridal style and carried me downstairs.

When we walked into the living room everyone was sitting there as if they were awaiting our arrival. "Soooooo," Savannah said with a huge grin. "You told them," I said looking at her with a shocked expression. "That's not important right now. What does the test say" Nina said jumping up and down eagerly. Optimus and I exchanged a look as we both smiled. "WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!" I yelled in excitement as everyone laughed and clapped. "It's about damn time," Crosshairs said with a smirk while I playfully glared at him. "Aww I'm going to be an auntie," Savannah said wiping away a fake tear. I laughed while hugging her tightly as everyone else started talking about baby showers and planning causing me to roll my eyes. "Wow can't believe I'm gonna be a mom," I said rubbing my still flat stomach. "I can't believe I'm gonna be a father," Optimus said kissing my forehead as everyone 'Awwed'. I took a good look around at the people around me, the Autobots, my friends, my best friend, the love of my life, and soon to be born child.

This is my family now and I love them

#transformers #transformers x reader #optimus #optimus x oc #optimus x reader #optimus prime #tfp optimus #transformers optimus #bayverse optimus #transformers bayverse #pregnant #humanformers #bipedal #bumblebee #transformers idw

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hesitationmarx · 7 years

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1. Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better (i’m way 2 laxy n drunk 2 do that srry if we mutuals u got my permission2 say i tagged u)

A - Age: 22 B - Birthplace: Ithaca, NY C - Current Time: 11:30pm

D - Drink You Last Had: New Amsterdam vodka w. grapefruit juice E - Easiest Person To Talk To: UMM Jess/used 2b spindle-darkness-fever-necklace on here, Cat @terriblyworriedwoodchuck, L/boy&friend in jail i keep talkin abt, Kitty, Ceilidh/used 2b lilmixedhunny on here, my sister Julia/J-train/theAdequateFox F - Favourite Song: dont make me pick i fcuking?? overall: Dog Problems (The Format), Nancy Boy (Placebo), Butterflies and Hurricanes (Muse), Starfuckers Inc. (Nine Inch Nails), Mama (My Chemical Romance), There’s a Good Reason These Tables... (Panic! at the Disco). G - Grossest Memory: A couple times I lowkey OD-ed n puked evert couple minutes fr like 20 hrs were pretty nasty, once my CC stoner friends had 2 take me 2 the ER bc we got kicked outa the bar i was dying at lmao H - Horror Yes or Horror No: YES i love ghosts n demons n shit yes I - In Love: NO THANX gives me baad judgement J - Jealous of People: definitely have been? not atm um? K - Killed Someone: I WOULD FUVKING LOVE TO BUT I LIKAE AINT EVEN KNO HOW 2 FUCKING YOULL SEE ME ON THE NEWS “LOCAL IDIOT POISONED 8 MEN W HER PRESCRIPTIONS & MOVED 2 MIDWEST”

L - Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: LOVE in any other capacity than like 4 my mom is a lie intended 2 make me specifically suffer so like not even if i walk by 7 times (that bein said i love v easily i love @ 1st conversation @ least) M - Middle Name: Marie N - Number of Siblings: 1 O - One Wish: 2B AS RICH AND INFLUENTIAL AS *SOME* PPL IN THIS CUNTRY ND HAVE POWER 2 HELP MY FRIENDS N WE ALL LIVE 2GETHER ON A COMMUNE W ENDLESS DRUGS IS THAT TOO COMPLICATED P - Person You Called Last: L’s friend Jason Q - Question You Are Always Asked: some version of “wanna send me nudes 4 free” R - Reason to Smile: still have like halfa liter ofvodka left nd get to visit L tmrw T - Time You Woke Up: like 9am U - Underwear Colour: black V - Vacation Destination: on the ocean talking 2 ghosts wherever W - Worst Habit: lmfao all of them?? X - X-rays: i cant remember sry yall Y - Your favourite food: GUACAMOLE !!! AND FKN PEANUT BUTTER N CREAM CHEESEE THINGS U CAN PUT ON BAGELS Z - Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

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2. Rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 people I GOT DRUNKER SINCE I STARTED THIS AND IM N THE PHONE UM UM l8r sorry y

#swiss-manson #dfjkndafnks

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