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claypigeonpottery · 11 months
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well my geese ended up on tumblr radar. holy shit lol, didn’t expect them to blow up the way they did
so have some chickens!
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staff · 2 years
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tumblr tuesday: art you can touch
Happy National Textiles Day, Tumblr. Yesterday, a bunch of famous people walked up some steps wearing the stuff, to varying degrees of success. So here is some nice, some weird textile art to please your brains. 
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Firstly! These guys! From @gummiewerm​!
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When @frogs-in3-hills​ isn't making mcyt textile art, they embroider this:
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@thebonedogs​ renders...bone dogs? In wool felt? 
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@coolschmool2003​ embroiders truths onto suburbia:
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Sometimes, you learn about Tumblr's favorite painting through your crochet work, so @cedarish​:
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The best possible use for a doily we can think of, by @auntpelvis​:
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@knifesteak​ embroiders the little friends from outside:
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Textiles not your thing? @thefoilguy​ is taking requests:
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An incomplete list of things that happen in the Jailbreak verse
1. A living repository of paranormal trauma and a carnivorous sentient corridor system destined to be natural enemies accidentally save the world by deciding to be nice to each other
2. A pair of traumatized weirdos express their love by murdering each other’s shitty ex-bosses
3. An ex-doctor gets dragged out of an existential crisis at 3am by a woman with a bear trap stuck on her leg
4. A man who died and came back to life in the middle of the ocean eventually befriends the fear vampire of vast distances who showed up to feed on his terror
5. An old lady meets her future grandson when he puts a cursed book on her coffee table and asks her to explain how she dismembered someone
6. A woman’s sort-of-grandpa sort-of-tricks her into sort-of-eating her sort-of-boyfriend
7. Two avatars of opposing fears team up to accelerate their mutual friend’s visa application by traumatizing various government workers
8. A semi-corporeal embodiment of uncertainty sends a medic to check on her friend with truth serum powers after she slightly stabs him in the neck to make him stop talking
9. A claustrophobia vampire distracts her friend from his broken heart by teaching him how to build a blanket fort; this actually works pretty well
10. The best diplomat in a formalized found family who all belong to the same eldritch horror recruits a new member by having the sense to follow his script and accept the damn tea
11. A marine biologist requests a magical object to block unintentional telepathy after an orca tries to give her romantic advice
12. A collections librarian dies a horrible death in an abandoned gold mine and still shows up for work the next day; her colleagues respond by making every effort to become a vampire-friendly workplace
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artvann · 8 months
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100 days of doodles are done! I started this to pass the time till I got to see Voltaire, and that will be tomorrow!!
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toshipaalpagmailcom · 5 months
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tflora04 · 1 year
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It is the legendary date of 413, and I am about to be so annoying.
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ravenkings · 26 days
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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kochei0 · 2 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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lotrmusical · 2 months
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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necromimetics · 6 months
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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reality-detective · 3 months
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1963 Refrigerator 🤔
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titleofpersonage-p01 · 2 months
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notbecauseofvictories · 3 months
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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pyxiscowboy · 3 months
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sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier
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