Happy National Textiles Day, Tumblr. Yesterday, a bunch of famous people walked up some steps wearing the stuff, to varying degrees of success. So here is some nice, some weird textile art to please your brains.
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Firstly! These guys! From @gummiewerm!
When @frogs-in3-hills isn't making mcyt textile art, they embroider this:
An incomplete list of things that happen in the Jailbreak verse
1. A living repository of paranormal trauma and a carnivorous sentient corridor system destined to be natural enemies accidentally save the world by deciding to be nice to each other
2. A pair of traumatized weirdos express their love by murdering each other’s shitty ex-bosses
3. An ex-doctor gets dragged out of an existential crisis at 3am by a woman with a bear trap stuck on her leg
4. A man who died and came back to life in the middle of the ocean eventually befriends the fear vampire of vast distances who showed up to feed on his terror
5. An old lady meets her future grandson when he puts a cursed book on her coffee table and asks her to explain how she dismembered someone
6. A woman’s sort-of-grandpa sort-of-tricks her into sort-of-eating her sort-of-boyfriend
7. Two avatars of opposing fears team up to accelerate their mutual friend’s visa application by traumatizing various government workers
8. A semi-corporeal embodiment of uncertainty sends a medic to check on her friend with truth serum powers after she slightly stabs him in the neck to make him stop talking
9. A claustrophobia vampire distracts her friend from his broken heart by teaching him how to build a blanket fort; this actually works pretty well
10. The best diplomat in a formalized found family who all belong to the same eldritch horror recruits a new member by having the sense to follow his script and accept the damn tea
11. A marine biologist requests a magical object to block unintentional telepathy after an orca tries to give her romantic advice
12. A collections librarian dies a horrible death in an abandoned gold mine and still shows up for work the next day; her colleagues respond by making every effort to become a vampire-friendly workplace
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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