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Currenting editing the next chapter of "Damage Control," and I'm absolutely giggling over Alastor being unable to navigate the bigger, grander hotel and all its twisting halls.
Our big, powerful Radio Demon is lost and he can't even shadow travel to find Luci's room quicker. Poor baby.
#Im cackling#I love giving Alastor this small little impediments that a big powerful Overlord shouldn't have to deal with#annihilating a group of demons causing trouble?#easy peasy#finding Lucifer's room in the new and improved hotel even though it should be SO easy to find?#nope. Can't do it. there's too many twists and turns#he may as well just scale the building and climb in through the window#can you guys tell I'm having fun XD#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#appleradio#lucifer magne#my writing#Just Kiss Already
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Pastors really do say a whole lot of nothing on Easter Sunday huh?
#todays quote: demons believe in Jesus#yea and Zeus believes in Hades what's your point??#The whole idea was 'if demons believe in Jesus's power and identity then you should too. Checkmate atheists'#demons aren't real either hope this helps <3#there's only so many times you can tell this story before you run out of new things to talk about#so just stop and tell the story#it's nice to just tell the story each year it's tradition#it's like watching polar express or something you don't need to add anything just say boy got nerfed and respawned 3 days later#easy peasy there I wrote your entire service for you#anyways happy transgender day of visibility#I wore my trans day of remembrance shirt all day instead of my sunday best <3#I'm strong and bigger than most of the people there so they can't do shit about it either#me with my purple hair and pronouns#ex christian#religious trauma
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My very good headcanon about the whole Khajiit embassy thing during the 2E Interregnum (ESO)
(presented in the form of a WIP snippet. a lot of said WIP is journal entries. 1.2k words. G rated.)
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“As you may have heard, there have been frequent delays and setbacks in building the Khajiiti embassy,” Eymei explained as we began making our way up the long stone stairway to the Altmeri embassy. “It’s been years now, and ground still hasn’t been broken.”
“This is unsurprising, given who is in charge of building it…”
Eymei rolled her eyes apologetically. “Yes. In fact we in the Thalmor heard rumors that the Altmer ambassadors were deliberately slowing the process, if you can believe that.”
I could, of course.
We stopped momentarily to assess the fashion choices of the rowdy adventurers congregated outside the Undaunted enclave, and Eymei spoke as we watched. “As the de facto cultural stewards of the Dominion, the Thalmor kept receiving items meant for the future embassy. The Mane, Queen Khamira, and other Khajiiti dignitaries have sent all manner of books, documents, artwork, religious artifacts, and cultural pieces.” She paused as we both became distracted by an Argonian with glowing armor. “Some of the goods were even sent in beautiful masterwork caravan wagons. It began to be difficult to store all of it.”
I looked up just in time to avoid being knocked out by an empty mead mug, which had apparently been tossed into the air after being depleted. Eymei and I decided we were not currently drunk enough to be among the Undaunted, and resumed our climb. “Surely, there must be a musty basement or abandoned cave somewhere that you Elves would see fit to stash Khajiiti cultural treasures? Until the embassy gets built, of course.”
“Oh, you Khajiit need not worry; I am certain a leaky barn will eventually be graciously provided,” Eymei said. As we reached the landing of the long stairway, I thought I saw her suppress a smile, but at the time I did not yet know why. “A few of the prominent Baandari clan mothers heard of the tragic construction delays and storage problems, and sent some beautiful high-quality tents—large, weather-resistant, and very durable.”
As she finished speaking, we finally reached the top of the stairs, and there I saw several huge Baandari bazaar tents set up on the lawn of the Altmeri embassy! Ah ha! Oh, it lightened my heart immediately! “How did the Elves ever allow this? How could this happen?”
“An outrage, no?” Eymei folded her arms across her chest and shook her head. “As you can well imagine, such disrespect for proper procedure has me incensed,” she said, with the prim Altmeri seriousness she employs only when she is not serious. “The rumor is that the Khajiiti immigrants who had transported the tents here came up with the plan. Supposedly, they recruited the help of a couple of Eyes of the Queen, some Vinedusk Rangers, and a few sympathetic Altmer from the Thalmor.” Oh? I nudged her with my elbow, and she smirked at me, but quickly returned her gaze to the tents and resumed her disapproving Altmeri stare. “Of course, one never can say exactly how these things happen! One morning, all of Elden Root simply awoke to a brand new Khajiiti embassy.”
And it is actually quite an impressive embassy! The largest tent is truly massive, larger than some of the buildings on the embassy grounds. Inside it was beautifully appointed with wooden platform floors and waxed-canvas walls to keep out the Valenwood rains; a relaxing communal meeting space with Elsweyri rugs, cushions, and furniture. Under another of the tents, opulently carved and colorfully painted traveling merchant wagons were open to display their contents: a few carts made up a decently-sized library, another two housed exhibits of Khajiiti woodcarving and sculpture, and another held an impressive number of temple artifacts from all over Elsweyr. Another tent housed offices and embassy services—it really was functioning completely as an embassy!
Surrounding the main tents, there were several smaller tents and carts where chefs were cooking Khajiiti food, and artisans were selling their handicrafts. There were musicians performing, children running around, and people laughing and playing games on the lawn—this is what I loved most! Of course an unsanctioned embassy that rankles Elves is a testament to sleek Khajiiti cleverness, but Khajiiti cleverness is to be expected, yes? The lively atmosphere was the genuine treasure; a true slice of home. If I’d closed my eyes, I could imagine I was in Riverhold. What a beautiful thing to find in Elden Root!
When I turned to Eymei, she was grinning wildly at my reaction, waiting for me to say something.
“It is… the closest thing I have felt to walking through Riverhold’s marketplace,” I said, and I could not fully mask the sound of sadness in my throat. We both looked at the ground for a moment; it will be a long time before it is safe for this one to return to Riverhold... But, I did not want to be sad in such a place! And anyway, to be truthful, I have found it more difficult to remain sad around Eymei. I will not tell her this. “Have you eaten at these carts? Is the food good?”
Eymei looked sheepish. “Heh, I have eaten here a few times, but… I am… trying to… uh… develop a taste for sweet cuisine,” she said, “so it is hard for me to say whether the food is good.”
This was so adorable to me! I will not tell her this. I laughed, and she looked away in embarrassment! Bright Moons, dear Eymei, why ever would you be trying to cultivate a taste for Khajiiti food? Ha, what a beautiful thing to find in Elden Root.
The embassy has become a popular spot for people of all races to congregate in the evenings. I can see why—it is hard to beat the location, ha! Apparently complaints from the Altmeri ambassadors—about the noise, the food smells, the rambunctious children, the merchants, the music—have largely gone unheard. Eymei said she’d heard that the Chief Ambassador went as far as appealing to both King Camoran and Queen Ayrenn, but so far has had difficulty receiving a response.
It is the perfect Khajiiti embassy, yes? As an embassy should, it brings about greater cultural understanding, and in this case, celebrates the Khajiiti ability to inhabit many truths at once. It is a monument, yet built as if on shifting sands. Although it exists, it also does not exist—after all, ground still has yet to be broken on the embassy! As we always do, Khajiit make a fine art of standing conspicuously in places we are not wanted. Yet, there, one feels Khajiiti hospitality—Khajiit can be true ambassadors; we have brought the best things about Elsweyr to the people of Elden Root. Let’s see the Elves build us a structure of stone which can accomplish that!
#eso#tesblr#elder scrolls online#the elder scrolls#khajiit#tl;dr the altmer were not making efforts to fulfill their commitment to building a khajiit embassy (this is canon)#so the khajiit just popped up some baandari tents on the lawn of the altmer embassy. easy peasy#reposting bc the old one didn't show in the tags#in fact my blog never showed up in the tes tags and now according to tumblr support it should!#now if my writing gets 0 notes it's earned. haha#pls clap tho#wip: palimpsest#oc: araszha-dar#oc: eymei gwylanwe
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did 90 pages of my reading for three different classes is everyone proud of me :) finished the chapter on judaism for my sacred texts class, read "an apology for poetry" by sir philip sidney for my lit theory class, and did my two chapters of reading from the truth about stories by thomas king for my folklore and mythology class. and wrote a summary paper on that sacred texts chapter. and did my little writing assignment for my french class. all while sick. who is going to kiss me on the forehead and tell me i did a good job
#read an absolutely inordinate amount of hannibal fanfic in the time inbetween and it's frankly impressive that i got anything done#considering the sheer volume of words i consumed on ao3 today. but that's simply the way and nature of things#so tomorrow i have until 12:30 to do a journal assignment for folklore and mythology#and also to read billy budd by herman melville which the internet says should take an hour and a half. easy peasy. baby reading#hoping i feel better when i wake up tomorrow. called out of work for the morning so i just have to be well enough#to get through that like. six hour period of school between 1:30 and 6:45 :/#masked up and hands sanitized and body dayquil'd. obviously. and i'm covid negative i think i just genuinely have stress sickness#felt this sore throat coming on for like two weeks before it actually hit yesterday the moment i got a good night's sleep. so. haha#shout out to the exhaustion sickness! sorry for being so rough on you body. i'll try not to schedule you for activities#from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed again. i don't make the best of decisions#valentine notes
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analyzing hermes, emet-selch, the ancients and ascians, how they're written, and the fandom's reaction to them be like hm. emet-selch's role in this fuckery is compounded by the fact that his backstory as a genocide survivor is incongruous with his ruling a huge genocidal colonialist world power in the present da [ANTISEMITISM BLAST]
#ffxiv#ffxiv hermes#emet-selch#i have Posts in Me to write up about the subject but like you can maybe immediately start connecting some dots here lmao#hermes and the ancients lie at the intersection of A Lot of Shit That is Very Important to Me#the vast majority of it having to do with gaslighting in various different forms#one of those posts is going into how his story reminds me eerily of what Questioning Things in an abusive evangelical environment is like#and how the fandom instantly jumping straight to OH SO YOU THINK THE ANCIENTS SHOULD HAVE BEEN GENOCIDED IS THAT IT#YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE INFANTILIZED AND CIVILIZED BY THE SUPERIOR MORALS OF YOUR OWN CULTURE IS THAT IT#and start throwing around words like 'sympathizer'; if you say 'hermes was right about some shit actually'#'what we see of the ancients' society is full of inexcusably horrific shit which does not get a pass for ~different values~'#smacks strongly to me of evangelical crybullying in the name of Cultural Sensitivity#and how people use 'well it's not my business what other cultures think is right or wrong' as an excuse to throw up their hands and#disengage from actually learning about or supporting the people in those cultures who know and are working within it to fight bigotry#amazingly enough 'racism and misogyny and queerphobia are bad' is not an idea exclusive to western cultures lmfao#your job if you engage is to seek out those people--across the spectrum of opinions and relationships to their culture's issues!#they're not a monolith!--and spread that information; and listen to what they ask of you when they tell you what kind of help they need#but that's complicated; and takes time and care and thought and effort and connecting to marginalized people#talking over activists and victims of the societal issues they live with; and telling them they're the same as colonizers; is easy-peasy#like i cannot stress enough here that hermes Is an Ancient. He Lives Here. He Knows His Society and Thinks About It a Lot#He Wants to Salvage It and is Specifically Fucked Up About Feeling Like He Can't Trust People Around Him for Input#WoL doesn't barge in and start telling the ancients what's what; they find the person who Cares and back him up that he's not crazy or alon#anyway there's a lot here but it is uh. a Lot. the ways in which the game blends up christianity and judaism here.#including the fact that between the two; the default cultural values and dynamics align more with christian associations of Conformity#(the game is by japanese creators and i feel like that's A Factor too; but there are Eerily Accurate evangelical things going on here)#and people cape for the ones who are Most Evangelical about it + the one whose Compelling Aspects are all antisemitic as fuck tropes#whereas the brown guy who grapples with his faith and worldview; who questions and challenges and argues with others in his ethnoreligion#and tries to look for perspective and deeper meaning + Improve Society Somewhat; gets torn apart in the worst faith possible by the fandom#ffxivtag#warning: worm grass
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once again slayed absolute penis during safe closing duties
#we were done EARLY. BECAUSE OF ME!#even though a lot of things went wrong and we were soooo little staff lol#easy peasy pumkin squeezy pumpkin pie motherfucker#they should just give me the store management is so easy#rayrambles
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.... why are there so many many many many of them
#i am so overdosed by corneliusness rn#'you should try to update that old alternatelius doodle' they said#'it gonna be easy peasy' they said#three hours later slamming my fingers into the keyboard#lkghflkhlfkghlkfghlg#blahblah
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lrt i really need people to look up whether phrases or """"memes"""" they're spreading are actually dogwhistles based in white supremacy, ableism, anti-lgbtqia+ sentiments, etc. "___ did nothing wrong". "___ master race". those fucking wojaks of peoples' heads caved in. "noticing patterns". (edit: couldn't remember it for the life of me while writing this, but one i've seen a LOT recently is "reject modernity, embrace tradition".)
and if you didn't know you were using dogwhistles... that's the point! that's how they work! and now that you know you can stop using them without publicly self-flagellating!
#no rbs bc i'm tired. just. blease. plus other voices with more direct experience should be the ones getting boosted.#tldr if you're saying something that's sounding a little alarm bell in your brain... go look it up before you say it. easy peasy.#& look up dogwhistles so you can point them out in your own language and help others if they're unknowingly spreading them.#046 texts
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^ live footage of me rn
#friday chats#tw vent#not like a super terrible vent or anything i'm just. tired. and mad at myself.#so like a couple weeks ago i was given an assignment for my british lit class right?#to write a research essay based on one of the texts we've studied this unit. two weeks to do it. easy peasy. sure.#i figure that's plenty of time and leave it to work on my other homework (bc there's always other homework i'm an honors student)#oh wow lookie there it's due this weekend! great! so i start work on it#and then i can't find any research to bolster the question i'd formulated. it would have just been my own analysis#and we're required to have four sources. so that's that out the window.#the weekend passes and i'm officially in ''late assignment'' territory#and it's the last week before spring break so i'm swamped w/other work and midterm tests and everything#so yesterday my friend and i call to work on ours together (we always proofread each other's stuff/give each other pointers and whatnot)#and i'm just lost on what my essay should be about. any sort of question i could explore.#she has something of an idea for hers but not much. so neither of us get ours done#the assignment fully closes tonight#so we try again. i manage a half-hearted intro paragraph with zero direction and one source#and then i just hit a wall. the sources i'm looking at don't give me any new insights or ideas and i've got nothing#with two hours to the deadline. so i'm thoroughly fucked#i keep trying and just. yeah no not a thing. and if you notice the timestamp on this post it's past 12am#guess who didn't finish his essay 🙃#this is the fucking SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED. what the FUCK#fanTASTIC start to my spring break y'all. and the only way i can communicate the specific feeling i'm feeling is through a homestuck gif.#can i just sink into the earth. that'd be great#at least now that it's over i don't have to worry about it anymore. i mean there's the guilt obviously but i don't have to *worry*#God. my mom's gonna be pissed#if i follow this train of thought any further it's gonna fall down a spiral of responsibility and college and career stuff#and i don't want to deal with that right now#so i'm just gonna stop talking. and either go read an angsty fic and cry for catharsis or just go to sleep. we'll see#i hate getting all personal on the internet but i'd rather yell to the void than bottle it up so. here we are
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I dont like reading oneshots because im so insatiable 1 chapter srsly cant do it for me. I need a minimum of 20k words of these guys or i will DIE. I need More
#writing one shots is so easy peasy breezy though. i would write one shots if i didnt have this Thing about them#occasional one shot ideas plague my brain and i like never write them. maybe i should but i always want More.#ps talks
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Regarding Requests
Trigger warning
Okay this has been long overdue but I never really felt the need to make one of these until recently. The list is rather short and it really wasn’t worth posting but I’ve gotten a few asks over the past week or so and it’s about time to address this.
Here is a list of tropes that I am uncomfortable with and will refuse to write. Asks with such are deleted on the spot. These are non negotiable.
Anything self harm/suicide related
Anything eating disorder related—Whumpee’s recovering from starvation/different eating habits in captivity is another story which I don’t have a problem with
Explicit eye whump
Teeth pulling
Minor whumpees—sometimes I may have implications but will never explicitly specify they are under 18
Noncon/dubcon—anything explicitly sexual
As stated a few times before, as of now (November 2022) I will be branching out a bit into some darker themes that are still a bit squickish to me, to explore what I’m comfortable with and such. So here’s a few things that I will write if i feel they fit best but are not open for specific requests
Brain whump- lobotomies, brain surgery, that stuff, but there’s a line with this one too.
Amputation
General drugs/alcohol
Death of a main character
Skinning
Extreme gore/permanent disfigurement
Romantic relationships between a Whumper and Whumpee (consensual, yandere is alright)
And then here’s some stuff that I don’t have a problem writing, it’s just not of interest to me
Sick fics / general illness focused writing. Honestly I don’t find it very interesting on its own, but maybe if there’s a good intense plot to support it then fine
Android whump
Please also be mindful that there may be some not on this list—I will try to update as things come along.
Have a great day, whump community.
#i am so done with this.#i love getting asks and requests but come on#its me coal#coal says shit#not whump#these make me sad#and sad coal doesn’t do the write#y’all want writing right#so don’t make coal sad and you’ll get writinf#easy peasy#also to that one anon with the lobotomy ask—that one was cool. i adjusted the prompt a bit to fit my comforts but#i should be able to post it sometime this weekend
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i hate talking discourse n shit it makes me feel like a snob. idgaf what yall say but if you get punched thats on you
#cowboy's crypt#just be conscious of your own vocabulary. be responsible for yourself.#minorities disabled people and psychotic people arent here to educate you on what you should and shouldnt say#youre all adults and or old enough to be on the website so do some research on what is and isnt appropriate to say#easy money man. easy peasy.
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i always find it so funny that so many of y'all are all for the death of cringe culture until someone does something you personally find to be a little TOO weird and then bully them till they shut up. like you can't have it both ways. you can't scream out "cringe culture is dead!!" and then hurt people for harmless interests :/
#THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO GENUINELY HARMFUL INTERESTS AND THE LIKE#someone liking shit like the new Antisemitism Simulator: Wizard Edition is perfectly fine to make fun of bc they don't care about who -#- they harm so why should we?#this is just about generally harmless stuff that people are just having fun with#EVERYTHING is a little stupid. someone finding joy in something is GOOD and we shouldn't beat people into the ground for it.#its one thing to PERSONALLY avoid a piece of media bc you dislike it but its shitty to think other ppl have to hold the exact same opinion#i dislike lots of things!!! and you know what i do? i just avoid it!!! i dont engage in content surrounding it!!! easy peasy!!!#i dont have to make fun of anyone in the process!!! we can just go our separate ways and nobody is harmed!!!#a lot of my close friends like things i personally dislike!! and that's good and fine!!! when they talk about those interests i listen -#- and try my best to engage bc i dont want them to feel bad just because it's not my taste!!!!#sure its so easy to spew hatred and make everyone feel bad but like. why would you WANT to spend your life making people feel awful??#that sounds like a miserable life. when you have the opportunity to improve the lives around you through something as simple as being -#- nice then why wouldn't you do that?#it might take a little effort but its so worth it in the end
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i hate you internet service. you lied to me like five times what the fuck how does this even happen
#here’s all that has happened in this whole thing#first problems are whne we moved. took a long ass phone call to set up our router i called another time to help with my internet plan#that guy said ‘hey! you can get this rlly nice bundle deal for $80. wanna try it out for 30 days?#you can cancel anytime before 30 days and we won’t charge you for the full service :)’#so basically like a little free trial to test out this bundle and i said yeah sure#we can just use that for a week or something and i can go in and change it easy peasy#like two or three days later i get a charge of $140 from them. ahahahahahah#so i call and call and call and put in a refund request#i call to have them make sure the refund goes through and to change my plan to just a regular statrdard ass internet#so that this stops right away and i don’t get charged again next month#this guy also says my refund should go through nov 21#so i wait. and wait and wait and my refund doesn’t happen. and when i check my account it still says i owe $140#this is when i contact them again via messages and make sure my refund is gunna go through#and that my bill going forward is only $60#she confirms all of this and then i wake up today with another $140 charge#i’m im hell. i’m in HELL#ok i’m gunna try to sleep again i’m so tired
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how tf am i like yea im gonna do nanowrimo this year while also being signed up for natsuyuu secret santa while also planning to sign up for pnat ss when that opens up LIKE
#what happened to ''im never signing up for 2 secret santas again'' HUH#SMH#truly its bc i went WAY over the top that year i can reign it in. i should#and im not planning to go all out for nanowrimo either my rule is get it done no matter how shitty it is#ive never done it before actually i thought the word goal was way higher its 50k#which i mean. still yea. but#fanfic has probably destroyed my perception of what a lot is#i used to eat 10k for breakfast when i wrote. easy peasy#its like. 1.5k per day thats nothingggg#(im saying all this now so i can reach back in time to this moment & strangle myself later)#retag later#write blogging#nnwm blogging#tag ref#i will prioritize my secret santas tho. they Will get done#even if i means i have to text to speech my novel and it becomes unintelligible#Anything For My Giftees
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very pleased with today's food choices
#been eating kind of shit the last week#which was making it hard to think clearly#brain fog.. made me think about what ppl in gaza are facing not having enough to eat daily for several months#when i cook eggplant or okra it makes me think of palestine somehow... actually most things i cook remind me of it#bc the prepation method is similiar#but yeah i had a chicken stew type thing#with okra eddo potato and tomato#i made two batches of different flavors & used a bunch of whole spices like coriander and cumin seeds black pepper bay leaves cinnamon stic#cloves etc.. and a bunch of whole green chillies#to add flavor.. but it wasn't spicy so i also added red chili powder#which made it perfect.. right amount of salt spice fat and vegetables#10/10 and i bought a big bowl today which made eating easy peasy#anyways i got sad for a bit too thinking about how easy food is to access for me bc i can get 5 leg+thigh for 6 bucks#and there was a post once about how this woman was pregnant and her husband had to pay like i think 20 bucks for a handful of meat#🧃#but bro i bought sumac and then completely forgot about it and was racking my brain to think what my second flavor palette should be#i used soy sauce/oyster/fish/black vinegar along with the whole spices and also some lemonade for citrus.. bc i didnt have lemons#and pouring juice is easier than squeezing oranges#it was surprisingly good like a nice flavor it came together well#i am gonna use the sumac next bc i want to make some version of musakhan
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