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kidshows-are-life · 3 days
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Why can't gay people pick up hints cause bro how did you not understand "you could be so wonderful. You're a genius. You're stone cold brilliant, you are, I swear, you really are. But you could be so much more. You could be beautiful. With a mind like that we could travel the stars. It would be my honour. Cause you don't need to own the universe. Just to see it, Have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space, that's ownership enough."
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lostlavenderer · 3 days
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I just know Alice was biting her tongue that whole time because ain't no way Sam came to work drunk and is telling her about being professional. She's a better woman than me I would've started lecturing him right then and there instead of the few snark comments she made.
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a-meh · 3 days
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codenamesazanka · 2 days
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maybe the ‘Bystanders All Watched a Bloody and Injured Five-Year-Old Walk Past Them And Did Nothing’ thing is not addressed, and will never be addressed because that’s just how things are supposed to be. That’s just normal human nature and people just have to live with it.
Have this passage from famous Japanese novelist Natsume Sōseki’s book Sanshiro - from more than 100 years ago.
The farther they walked, the more people they encountered. Soon they came across a lost child, a little girl of perhaps seven.
She swept aimlessly back and forth beneath the sleeves of the throng. “Grandma, Grandma,” she called out in tears. Everyone who saw her seemed touched. A few stopped to look. “The poor little thing,”someone said. But no one took her in hand. The little girl attracted the attention and sympathy of everyone around her, but still she had to keep crying loudly in search of her grandmother. It was a strange phenomenon.
“She’s in the wrong place, too, I suppose,” Nonomiya said, keeping his eye on the shifting shadow of the little girl.
“Everyone figures a policeman is bound to take care of her sooner or later, so they avoid the responsibility,” Professor Hirota explained.
“If she comes near me, I’ll take her to the police box,” Yoshiko said.
“So why don’t you just go get her and take her over?” her brother suggested.
“I don’t want to go chasing after her.”
“Why not?”
“I don’t know—there are so many people here. I don’t have to be the one.”
“That’s it,” Hirota said, “avoiding the responsibility.”
“She’s in the wrong place after all,” Nonomiya said. The two men laughed.
At the top of Dangozaka, they found a swarm of people by the police box. The lost child was finally in the hands of the police.
“You can relax now,” Mineko turned and said to Yoshiko.
“Oh, I’m so glad.”
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scrollonso · 3 days
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i was sad over a boy then i realized lance is taller and richer so now i dont even care
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artoutoftheblue · 3 days
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The day Castor and KCC Lunar finally kiss, Pollux will come out of thin air and just go "YES! FINALLY!"
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cuntboysupremacy · 2 years
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girl helppp
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elf-punk · 2 months
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Jessica spending half the movie scheming with her unborn fetus is the feminist revival Hollywood needed
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ruhlare · 3 months
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wdym you breathe next to other girls
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sleepypdng · 12 days
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AI see; AI do 👾
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shiftythrifting · 29 days
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I finally found something out in the wild on my local fb marketplace. The description is what nails it for me lol.
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nixiecat · 2 months
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I should be getting stretched out on some girl's knot but instead I have to do "work" how homophobic is that
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fairycosmos · 1 month
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when dudes talk about the male loneliness epidemic and they're like "i never get likes on social media :(" GIRL. if that's your biggest problem try living in the body of a fat teenage girl and get acquainted with the true meaning of the word alienation
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a-meh · 3 days
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triona-tribblescore · 7 months
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Reading can just be a little hard sometimes
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when I ask a child to rhyme a word with bed, and they look at me and say 'bed'
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